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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
Mount Ararat Hospital
in Gotham City
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where King Tut's psychoanalysis
goes on and on.
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The old adage
about the apple
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not falling far from the tree
just ain't necessarily so.
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Oh, Doctor Denton?
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Doctor Denton?
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Spunky?
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[chuckles]
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[humming "Rock-a-bye baby"]
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Dirty ass from the grass,
he locked it.
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So I said to daddy
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that I'm too young
to get married, pa.
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I'm only 12-years-old.
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[muttering]
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[dramatic music]
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You know, I always had a feeling
you never really listened to me.
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King, continue.
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Meanwhile, at the offices
of the Rosetta Stone Company..
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Why me? Why me?
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Why not you?
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That's logical.
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I'm nothing
if not logical.
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Take only $47,000, Tuttlings.
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But there's 76,000, poopsie.
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No need to be a pig
about these things.
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We have the money,
mighty king of rogues.
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- Master of thieves.
- Ruler of darkness.
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Defender of Egypt.
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[indistinct]
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King of the Nile.
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Wait a minute.
Take it back one.
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[indistinct]
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Yeah, I like that.
Leave it in.
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[telephone ringing]
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Yes.
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Oh, hello, Doctor Denton.
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What? King Tut?
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[sighs]
Yes. Yes, of course.
I'll contact him at once.
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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[engine revving]
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Hmm. What a shame.
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At last report,
our able Yale professor
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was well on his way
to recovering.
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Another six or seven months
of intensive analysis
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and he might have been
completely cured.
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Ah, yes. But as
John Greenleaf Whittier said
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"For of all sad words
of tongue or pen
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"the saddest are these,
It might have been."
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- Maud Muller. Stands at 53.
- Very good, Robin.
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I didn't know you were
a student of the classics.
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Batman teaches me
a little poetry
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in-between remanding
criminals to jail.
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Enough pros and cons, Robin.
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Now, where can
we find Rosetta Stone?
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Uh, restin'
comfortably at home.
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At 3-2-8,
Kangaroo Court.
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I trust a visit from us
wouldn't be too upsetting.
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She's expecting you, Batman.
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Ha. Good.
Let's go, Robin.
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[sighs]
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So, you made up
your mind, daddy
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you really like
to move to the suburb.
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It'll be a pleasant change from
my old bronze stool
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if I only have the time
to find the place. Oh, my.
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If I get a chance today,
I'll check with
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the real estate broker, okay?
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- Thank you, darlin'.
- Bye, daddy.
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- Bye, Chief O'Hara.
- Bye.
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Shortly at Florence of Arabia's
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in the middle east
side of Gotham City.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh! Turkey legs.
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My favorite fruit.
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'Florence, a little more pressed
grape, if you please.'
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Ah! Oh, I'm sorry, poopsie.
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I guess I got
a little carried away.
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No matter, Flo.
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Your assets far outnumber
your liability.
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Oh, that this too-too
solid flesh would melt.
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Why don't you go
on a diet, fatty?
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Why don't you go
on a diet..
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Mind your own
skinny business.
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Now, being Egyptian
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naturally I have
a nose for nilanium.
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Nilanium, the hardest metal
in the world.
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It was once found
only in the Nile Basin.
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But when that was flooded
by the Aswan Dam
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this precious deposit
was lost forever.
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So forever something you can't
do much about, huh, poopsie?
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Wrong again, Florence.
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My nose for nilanium
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tells me that there
is another invaluable deposit
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right here in Gotham City.
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Right where in Gotham City?
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Unfortunately,
said reserves rest directly
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under stately Wayne Manor.
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Wayne Manor?
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Ancestral home of
millionaire, Bruce Wayne
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and his youthful ward,
Dick Grayson.
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But you can't buy
that for 47,000.
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But I can and will buy some
land directly adjacent
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to the estate
for that exact sum
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And once that's done,
we'll start drilling
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for my Nilanium
and make a fortune.
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How?
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By making the hardest
objects in the world.
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Out of the hardest metal,
indestructible machines
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indestructible buildings!
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I'll build an
indestructible empire
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that no one will
be able to destruct!
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But isn't that nilanium
really the property
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of millionaire, Bruce Wayne?
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That would have to be
under his property.
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Money goes the money
but not this money.
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We're going to engage
in a bit of slant mining.
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Where to, almighty monarch?
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To the office of
Manny the Mesopotamian
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an unscrupulous real estate
broker of my acquaintance.
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And by middest circumstance,
the man who has
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the listing on the property
next to Wayne Manor.
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$47,000, sir?
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But isn't that rather an odd
sum for King Tut to take?
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Yes, it is, Alfred.
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Rosetta Stone told us that Tut
didn't wanna be a pig about it.
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Bacon..
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Pig!
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It's against Egyptian
dietary laws to eat pig.
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Ergo, I think it
was a ruse on his part
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to obscure the truth.
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Oh, what is
the truth, Batman?
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Perhaps he intends buying
something that costs
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exactly $47,000.
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Let's see what
the Bat-computer has to offer.
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It seems a little
uncertain, Batman.
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It certainly does.
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No wonder!
"North east section
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"of millionaire,
Bruce Wayne's property."
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The Bat-computer
said that?
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But that's only
partly right, Alfred.
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I have put up a 200 foot
lot up for sale
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on the edge of stately
Wayne Manor Estate
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to help alleviate
the property shortage.
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Jolly decent of you, sir.
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But I gave the real estate
broker specific instructions
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to ask for a firm
$48,000, not $47,000.
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This machine needs oiling.
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[dramatic music]
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Exactly how much do you have
to spend, Ms. Gordon?
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Actually it isn't me,
it's my father, mister, uh..
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Just call me Manny, everybody
does. That's my name. Manny.
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My father's
tired of city congestion
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and thought he might make
a good deal in the suburbs.
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Frankly, Ms. Gordon,
If I were your father
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I'd just forget
about this area entirely.
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This afternoon I have a deal
where I'm selling a lot
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without a house for $47,000.
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Is that the one?
"Lot $48,000 firm?"
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I'm cutting my commission
to make the deal.
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Is that legal?
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Legal, yes. Ethical, no.
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Nobody ever accuses me
of being ethical.
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Well, thank you very much.
I'll call my father.
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Good day, Ms. Gordon.
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[dramatic music]
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(Manny)
'Oh, salaam-alaikum, King Tut.'
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Salaam-alaikum.
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Salam yourself, Manny.
No time for pleasantries.
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- Do you have the contract?
- I have the contract.
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- Do you have the money?
- Give him the money.
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Thank you very much.
Just sign right there.
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That's it. Right there.
That's fine.
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- What? No middle initial?
- Never use it.
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That's what I like
about you fellas.
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No haggling.
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Hello, Mr. Wayne.
This is Batgirl.
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Why, hello, Batgirl.
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To what do I owe
this unexpected honor?
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I've just discovered that King
Tut has purchased a plot of land
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adjacent to your
property, Mr. Wayne.
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King Tut?
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Well, that should make
a very interesting neighborhood
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probably drive the real estate
value straight down.
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I'm sure he has some
diabolical scheme in mind
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and I thought you should
know about it.
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I'm going to try
and contact Batman now.
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I maybe talking
to him shortly myself, Batgirl.
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Perhaps I can give him
a message for you.
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Yes. Tell him I'll be in
Commissioner Gordon's office
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in half an hour.
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Perhaps we should meet
and plan a joint attack.
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Right. Thanks for
the information.
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Of what possible use could
that land be to a man like Tut?
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Maybe he wants to just
settle down and build a house.
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No, I think not, Robin.
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Tut doesn't impress me
as the be it ever so humble
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there's no place like home
kind of individual.
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[Bat-computer dings]
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What is it, Batman?
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A potpourri of news, Robin.
Both good and bad.
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What's the good news?
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"Stately Wayne Manor
is sitting
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"on a priceless reserve
of Nilanium."
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Holy hardest metal
in the world!
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But what's the bad news?
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"A special seismological
attachment to the Bat-computer
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"has defined that King Tut
has started mining nilanium..
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"...and his mining
operations are aimed.."
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Is it possible?
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His mining operations
are aimed..
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Into what, Batman?
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Directly into
the Bat-cave.
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[dramatic music]
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It's no use, Robin.
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His shaft is more
than half way here
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and should be entering
the Bat-cave shortly.
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Isn't there anything
we can do to divert them
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so they missed
the Bat-cave?
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The Bat-anium shield
lining the Bat-cave
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might protect us from his
blasting but I doubt it.
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We'll have to go
topside and nab him
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before his strikes pay dirt.
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Nab him where?
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I suspect he maybe operating
from an abandoned mine
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on that property
he bought.
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Aren't we gonna take
the Batmobile?
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It's too risky.
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There's so many people
on the area
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they might spot us as we
drive out the secret entrance.
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No, we'll use the subterranean
blue grotto exit
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after I make this call.
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[Bat-phone beeping]
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Yes, Batman?
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Right.
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As we hoped,
it's for you, Batgirl.
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Yes, Batman.
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Batgirl, there's a deserted
mine entrance one mile north
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of northeast of stately Wayne
Manor. Could you meet us there?
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- Anything wrong?
- Everything's wrong.
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I'll be there
as soon as possible.
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What now, Batman?
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According to my Bat-compass,
north by northeast is
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in a general north,
northeasterly direction.
255
00:13:01,444 --> 00:13:05,145
It shouldn't take us more than
three minutes to run the mile.
256
00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:07,113
Gosh, Batman!
That's a new world's record.
257
00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:12,418
Breaking world's records is just
part of crime fighting, Robin.
258
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,786
Now.
259
00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:15,754
[dramatic music]
260
00:13:15,756 --> 00:13:17,388
Will they be too late?
261
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:20,057
For at this very moment..
262
00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:22,092
Outside the abandoned cave
263
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,994
from which Tut is operating.
264
00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:28,764
How much longer do you think
it'll take, royal geologist?
265
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,197
Well..
266
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:33,067
How come he gets to be royal
haggler and royal geologist too?
267
00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:36,003
We're working on a close budget,
royal bubbeleh.
268
00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:38,271
When we strike Nilanium,
I'll have enough scratch
269
00:13:38,273 --> 00:13:41,140
to hire a complete
royal entourage
270
00:13:41,142 --> 00:13:44,276
We should be there
right about now.
271
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:49,079
Oh! Here comes H.L. Hunter,
the royal mining foreman.
272
00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:52,015
What, who, H.L.?
Strike anything?
273
00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:55,385
Yeah, we done struck somethin'
but they weren't no nilanium.
274
00:13:55,387 --> 00:13:57,487
I think we done
struck trouble.
275
00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:58,120
Why?
276
00:13:58,122 --> 00:14:00,155
Well, seems that
there's a big cave
277
00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:02,857
directly beneath Wayne Manor.
278
00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:04,892
'It's lined with
some hard substance'
279
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,393
'so we can't
blast through it.'
280
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:08,862
Perhaps we've struck
a vein of nilanium.
281
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:11,564
But it shouldn't be
that hard 'til it's refined.
282
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,165
Do you have
any more dynamite?
283
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,867
Sure. We've got
another one to blast it.
284
00:14:15,869 --> 00:14:18,402
None of my men
want to take the chance.
285
00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:20,270
It's sort of dangerous.
286
00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:22,138
[dramatic music]
287
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,305
I'll do it!
288
00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:25,907
Danger is my middle name.
289
00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:27,541
'Show me the way!'
290
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:28,542
You're not going anywhere, Tut.
291
00:14:28,544 --> 00:14:32,579
Ha! Look who's here.
The dynamic dullards.
292
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,279
Plus one.
293
00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:35,180
Oh, and the dynamic
[indistinct].
294
00:14:35,182 --> 00:14:38,483
Instruct your royal yeggs
to come quietly
295
00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:40,084
or you'll incur our wrath.
296
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:42,886
Not by the hair
on my chinny chin-chin.
297
00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:46,923
Come on, boys!
We've got too much to lose.
298
00:14:46,925 --> 00:14:49,091
I didn't know we were doing
anything illegal.
299
00:14:49,093 --> 00:14:53,061
Mining into and under other
people's property
300
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:53,861
is not illegal?
301
00:14:53,863 --> 00:14:56,096
Not when you're
drilling for oil.
302
00:14:56,098 --> 00:14:57,597
Which you were not.
303
00:14:57,599 --> 00:15:01,467
It's obvious that
you're an innocent miner.
304
00:15:01,469 --> 00:15:03,035
Alright, you may go.
305
00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:04,336
Go, go.
306
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,105
This'll take us down
to the bottom of the shaft.
307
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:11,241
That's better than
facing the tawdry trio.
308
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,042
Mush!
309
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:17,412
[dramatic music]
310
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,983
They must've gotten
on the train.
311
00:15:22,985 --> 00:15:24,951
Holy journey to
the center of the Earth!
312
00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:26,285
- They won't stop--
- To the bottom.
313
00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:28,887
- Until they reach the bottom.
- Where is the bottom?
314
00:15:28,889 --> 00:15:31,322
Batgirl, stay here and stand
guard in case they return.
315
00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:34,558
This time we're gonna have
to make the two minute mark
316
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,227
in the mile, Robin.
Let's go.
317
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:40,396
[intense music]
318
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:54,543
[rumbling]
319
00:15:58,047 --> 00:16:02,550
Oh! Oh, do my own eyes
deceive me?
320
00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:05,052
Oh, happiness unbounded.
321
00:16:05,054 --> 00:16:07,921
Oh, great blobs of joy!
322
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:12,458
Eureka! I have found it!
The Bat-cave.
323
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:14,960
Right under Wayne Manor.
324
00:16:14,962 --> 00:16:17,295
Oh, dream of..
325
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,195
Right under Wayne Manor?
326
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:22,032
That means that there were..
Carry the three..
327
00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,000
That means
Robin and Batman
328
00:16:24,002 --> 00:16:27,970
are really Bruce Wayne
and Dick Grayson!
329
00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:29,037
[laughing]
330
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:32,273
Oh, the world is my oyster.
331
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:36,910
And everyone will
be bringing me sauce.
332
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:40,012
[dramatic music]
333
00:16:40,014 --> 00:16:40,979
A little winded, old chum?
334
00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:45,917
It takes me more than two minute
mile to make me winded, Batman.
335
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:51,521
Oh!
336
00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:53,656
Ah!
337
00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:57,092
[dramatic music]
338
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,197
[laughing]
339
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:07,034
Oh, how time flies
when we're having fun.
340
00:17:07,036 --> 00:17:09,369
[laughing]
341
00:17:13,006 --> 00:17:14,406
[laughing]
342
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,274
What do we do
about that?
343
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,609
There's always darkness
before the dawn, Robin.
344
00:17:18,611 --> 00:17:21,511
I know, I know.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
345
00:17:21,513 --> 00:17:23,679
Then we shouldn't
cry over spilled milk.
346
00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:27,215
Or waste time
with old cliches.
347
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:29,984
[footsteps approaching]
348
00:17:30,185 --> 00:17:32,619
- Where is everybody, Batgirl?
- I'm here.
349
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:35,989
Uh, he means, Batman,
Robin and King Tut.
350
00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:37,490
Oh! They've all gone
on a journey
351
00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:40,059
to the center
of the Earth or something.
352
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:41,026
The center of what?
353
00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:46,564
Oh, Florence, the fruits
of victory are sweet indeed.
354
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,600
Maybe, Tut. But you'll
still choke on them.
355
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:53,236
From the mouths of babes
oft times comes pap.
356
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,438
Are you ready
to give yourselves up?
357
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,239
Not to you, Bat-dope.
358
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,309
Or your 97 pound
weakling bird boy.
359
00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:01,677
And where's
your feminine friend?
360
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:05,414
Don't want her to know you're
really Bruce Wayne, do you?
361
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:08,150
Well, soon the world
will know.
362
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:11,586
You'll have to kill us
to keep our mouths shut.
363
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:14,455
Tuttlings, follow me.
364
00:18:15,323 --> 00:18:18,725
[dramatic music]
365
00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:45,818
[music continues]
366
00:18:50,657 --> 00:18:53,225
[screaming]
367
00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:57,695
[music continues]
368
00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:08,705
Oh!
369
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,875
Argh!
370
00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:19,380
[music continues]
371
00:19:19,514 --> 00:19:20,847
Argh!
372
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:31,924
[music continues]
373
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,709
I'll give them
the Bat-nesia gas, Robin.
374
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,844
Ask Alfred to take them
topside and deposit them
375
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:56,280
on the lot, they won't remember
what they saw.
376
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,881
Roger.
377
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:02,251
[dramatic music]
378
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:04,686
What about me, Batman?
379
00:20:04,688 --> 00:20:07,722
You'll have to kill me
to keep me quiet.
380
00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,824
No, I won't.
381
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,960
King Tut ran off the shaft.
382
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,395
Yes, he moves very quickly
for an overstuffed
383
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,629
and an unlikely
Egyptian pharaoh.
384
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:20,232
We must catch him before he
reaches the end of the shaft.
385
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:23,201
Oh, drat! We're out
of Bat-nesia gas.
386
00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:24,535
Now we really
must catch Tut
387
00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:27,771
before he reaches
the end of the shaft.
388
00:20:29,306 --> 00:20:32,508
[intense music]
389
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:46,488
Are you ready to be
incarcerated, King Tut?
390
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,356
With the greatest pleasure.
391
00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:50,691
You could jail me
for a million years
392
00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:52,292
and I wouldn't
flinch an inch.
393
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,762
Oh, at last.
Nirvana is within my grasp.
394
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:59,532
You appear to be breezy for
a man about to be tucked away.
395
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,801
I know, and so would you
if you knew what I know.
396
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:06,838
If I know you know that you know
what I know now, know, huh!
397
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,506
Why waste time
with someone who knows?
398
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:11,509
I gotta find someone who
doesn't know. You know?
399
00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:13,344
Sounds like a riddle
of the sphinx.
400
00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:16,280
Nothing's so simple
as that, dear lady.
401
00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:19,950
I hold the key
to the riddle of the ages.
402
00:21:21,619 --> 00:21:24,687
You're too late,
dynamic dimwits.
403
00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:25,888
Holy waste of energy.
404
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:27,456
- What has he told you?
- Nothing.
405
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,391
He's been running off
at the mouth
406
00:21:29,393 --> 00:21:30,658
about some
secret or riddle.
407
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:33,894
The beans so to speak
are about to be spilled.
408
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:38,465
Batman and Robin, prepare to
meet the end of your usefulness.
409
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:44,671
Lady and gentlemen,
Batman and Robin are the..
410
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:47,807
[dramatic music]
411
00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:50,643
It's only gonna prolong
the agony, Batman.
412
00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:51,644
Not necessarily, Robin.
413
00:21:51,646 --> 00:21:55,280
That blow on his head could be
exactly what saves us.
414
00:21:55,282 --> 00:21:56,781
I certainly hope so.
415
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,449
Oh!
416
00:21:58,716 --> 00:21:59,449
Where am I?
417
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,819
You were about to tell us
a secret, King Tut.
418
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,553
King Tut?
419
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,888
My-my name
is William Omaha McElroy.
420
00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:09,992
Professor of Egyptology
at Yale University.
421
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:12,794
You don't remember
what you were going to tell us?
422
00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:15,763
Why do you have
a purple mask on, lady?
423
00:22:15,765 --> 00:22:18,332
I'm going to be
late for class.
424
00:22:18,334 --> 00:22:19,599
Now just a moment, professor.
425
00:22:19,601 --> 00:22:22,435
You can't walk off
like this.
426
00:22:22,437 --> 00:22:25,337
Harvard people..
427
00:22:25,705 --> 00:22:28,740
Holy razors edge!
Was that a close shave.
428
00:22:28,742 --> 00:22:30,742
A calculated risk, Robin.
429
00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:33,044
The shale held up by those
sagging timbers
430
00:22:33,046 --> 00:22:35,646
has been shifting
for decades.
431
00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:38,482
All we had to do was taunt
Tut with our silence.
432
00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:40,884
This caused him to raise his
voice three decibels
433
00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:43,052
above high C,
which caused the cave in
434
00:22:43,054 --> 00:22:45,754
which of course we
turned him to normalcy.
435
00:22:45,756 --> 00:22:48,490
But how could you
be so sure?
436
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,657
I really couldn't, Robin.
437
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,092
Earth movement is an
inexact science at best.
438
00:22:52,094 --> 00:22:54,928
As a matter of fact, yodels
have been known to cause
439
00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:57,897
avalanches in the Alps,
a mere sneeze was the cause
440
00:22:57,899 --> 00:23:00,900
of the 1923
Appalachian cave-in.
441
00:23:00,902 --> 00:23:02,635
Well, suppose something
went wrong..
442
00:23:02,637 --> 00:23:06,505
...suppose Tut didn't raise
his voice, what then?
443
00:23:06,639 --> 00:23:09,674
I prefer not to think about
those things, Robin.
444
00:23:09,676 --> 00:23:11,876
They depress me.
445
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,914
Thank you, sir, for calling.
446
00:23:18,448 --> 00:23:23,118
That was the president of the
Yale University, Chief O'Hara.
447
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,386
Our eminent professor
of Egyptology
448
00:23:25,388 --> 00:23:27,388
has completely
returned to normal.
449
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:30,524
Hmm. Let's hope his
ego has returned
450
00:23:30,526 --> 00:23:32,526
to the altar
in ancient Egypt.
451
00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:34,828
Daddy, have you heard
the latest rumors?
452
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,765
All of Gotham City is buzzing
about an eminent invasion
453
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:40,399
of flying saucers.
454
00:23:40,401 --> 00:23:41,433
Well, now..
455
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:44,903
Gotham City is usually buzzing
about something, Barbara.
456
00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:47,038
Let's take a look
anyway, commissioner.
457
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,707
Alright.
Let me have those.
458
00:23:51,409 --> 00:23:53,777
Well, now, let's see.
Uh-huh!
459
00:23:53,779 --> 00:23:57,881
All I can see is sky, clouds,
and a few birds.
460
00:23:57,883 --> 00:24:00,884
Let's see
what you can find, chief.
461
00:24:02,753 --> 00:24:04,553
Well, there's a blimp
462
00:24:04,555 --> 00:24:08,823
trailing some Jokers
used car advertisements.
463
00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:11,458
Look again.
In this flying saucer
464
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:14,594
the Joker is planning
an incredible invasion
465
00:24:14,596 --> 00:24:16,562
on Gotham City.
466
00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:17,429
[laughing]
467
00:24:17,431 --> 00:24:19,697
As soon as the range
sweep radar scanner
468
00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:21,665
picks up the tracking
post amplifier
469
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:24,467
we'll spin back
into the sub-stratosphere
470
00:24:24,469 --> 00:24:26,535
where I will issue my demands
471
00:24:26,537 --> 00:24:29,104
that will have not only
all of Gotham City
472
00:24:29,106 --> 00:24:31,739
but the world at my feet.
473
00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:34,141
[laughing]
474
00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:38,912
[dramatic music]
475
00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:45,951
[theme music]
476
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:48,153
¶ Batman
477
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,555
¶ Batman
478
00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:54,590
¶ Batman
479
00:24:55,525 --> 00:24:57,692
¶ Batman
480
00:24:58,493 --> 00:25:03,864
¶ Batman Batman Batman
481
00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:08,835
¶ Na na na na na
482
00:25:08,837 --> 00:25:11,604
¶ Batman