1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,035 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,239 --> 00:00:09,506 (male narrator) Gotham State Prison 3 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:12,442 a grim and foreboding edifice. 4 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:17,180 It, like politics, has been the last refuge 5 00:00:17,182 --> 00:00:18,748 of many a scoundrel.. 6 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:23,352 ...including that criminal cowpoke, Shame. 7 00:00:23,354 --> 00:00:25,754 [whispers] Now, don't you fret none, Shame honey. 8 00:00:25,756 --> 00:00:30,291 We'uns is gonna get you'uns sprung right quick. 9 00:00:30,293 --> 00:00:31,292 I don't understand. 10 00:00:31,294 --> 00:00:34,194 We assemble us a gang on the outside 11 00:00:34,196 --> 00:00:38,231 and the sooner if you show them lawmen your backside 12 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:40,333 you're all set for funnin' again. 13 00:00:40,335 --> 00:00:44,103 Well, I appreciate it mighty much, Frontier Fanny 14 00:00:44,105 --> 00:00:45,270 and Calamity Jan. 15 00:00:45,272 --> 00:00:49,641 But I find this here hoosegow is hiring a New England banker. 16 00:00:49,643 --> 00:00:53,745 And likewise upon, it'd take more than a pack of wild horses 17 00:00:53,747 --> 00:00:55,046 to get me outta here. 18 00:00:55,048 --> 00:00:57,381 You just mosey on by the left wall 19 00:00:57,383 --> 00:01:01,051 of this here pokey about 15 past 5. 20 00:01:01,053 --> 00:01:05,655 And 325 wild horses will meet ya. 21 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:16,431 Now you just keep a tight rein 22 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:19,734 and hold on to your saddle horn, Shame honey. 23 00:01:19,736 --> 00:01:24,405 That kiss is just a down payment on what you're due. 24 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:29,109 Yeah. 25 00:01:31,378 --> 00:01:33,212 [clinks] 26 00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:42,420 Nice timepiece you have there, Shame. 27 00:01:42,422 --> 00:01:43,654 Yeah, got it off a railroad man 28 00:01:43,656 --> 00:01:46,256 they gave it to him for 50 years of dedicated service. 29 00:01:46,258 --> 00:01:52,262 - What'd you give him for it? - Three bullets...in the head. 30 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:53,863 [whistles] 31 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,764 Ugh! 32 00:01:56,098 --> 00:01:57,832 [explosion] 33 00:02:02,637 --> 00:02:06,172 [Shame laughing] 34 00:02:06,606 --> 00:02:08,773 'There, you done do'ed it, honey!' 35 00:02:08,775 --> 00:02:10,841 Alright, let's board our tow and go. 36 00:02:10,843 --> 00:02:14,311 We got 325 wild horses under this here hood. 37 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:17,113 Yeah, I gotta hand it to you, Calamity. 38 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:18,314 You're a woman and a half. 39 00:02:18,316 --> 00:02:22,384 If you could just get rid of the other half. 40 00:02:29,759 --> 00:02:32,327 [siren wailing] 41 00:02:36,598 --> 00:02:38,599 [gunfire] 42 00:02:48,343 --> 00:02:50,344 Mmm. 43 00:02:51,913 --> 00:02:54,347 [sighs] Excellent fondue, Barbara. 44 00:02:54,349 --> 00:02:57,650 It isn't often a bachelor gets to eat good home-cooked meal. 45 00:02:57,652 --> 00:03:01,887 Well, it isn't often a spinster gets to cook for a bachelor. 46 00:03:01,889 --> 00:03:03,822 [telephone rings] 47 00:03:04,657 --> 00:03:06,524 Hello? 48 00:03:06,526 --> 00:03:08,893 Yes. It's for you, daddy. 49 00:03:08,895 --> 00:03:09,927 Hm? Oh. 50 00:03:09,929 --> 00:03:11,461 [clears throat] Thank you. 51 00:03:11,463 --> 00:03:13,563 Commissioner Gordon. 52 00:03:13,565 --> 00:03:14,597 What, Chief O'Hara? 53 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:16,599 Yes, I'll take care of it right away. 54 00:03:16,601 --> 00:03:18,734 Hold your phone up next to the Bat-phone 55 00:03:18,736 --> 00:03:21,303 and put me through to you-know-who. 56 00:03:21,305 --> 00:03:22,304 'What's the matter?' 57 00:03:22,306 --> 00:03:24,939 Shame, that monstrous maverick of malefices 58 00:03:24,941 --> 00:03:28,208 has made good his threat to come back. 59 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,778 [device beeping] 60 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,714 That's the signal for the Bat-answerphone 61 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,949 we put into action. 62 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:45,390 [beeps] 63 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,258 (Batman on recorder) 'Yes, commissioner?' 64 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,292 Dreadful news, Batman. 65 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,826 'Exactly what's wrong, commissioner?' 66 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:52,662 Uh, Shame has just fled Gotham City State Prison. 67 00:03:52,664 --> 00:03:54,263 Can you meet me in my office? 68 00:03:54,265 --> 00:03:57,432 'We'll be right there, commissioner.' 69 00:03:57,766 --> 00:04:01,735 I must beg your forgiveness, Barbara, Bruce, but duty calls. 70 00:04:01,737 --> 00:04:04,571 Yes, I think I should be running along as well, Barbara. 71 00:04:04,573 --> 00:04:08,341 It wouldn't be proper for the two of us to be here alone 72 00:04:08,343 --> 00:04:12,445 in your apartment without...a chaperone. 73 00:04:13,447 --> 00:04:16,382 But what about my fondue? 74 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:19,417 [theme music] 75 00:04:28,493 --> 00:04:30,727 ¶ Batman 76 00:04:31,595 --> 00:04:33,662 ¶ Batman 77 00:04:34,797 --> 00:04:36,764 ¶ Batman 78 00:04:37,966 --> 00:04:39,933 ¶ Batman 79 00:04:40,968 --> 00:04:42,802 ¶ Batman 80 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,336 ¶ Batman 81 00:04:44,338 --> 00:04:46,671 ¶ Batman 82 00:04:47,472 --> 00:04:49,239 ¶ Batman 83 00:04:49,241 --> 00:04:50,640 ¶ Batman 84 00:04:50,642 --> 00:04:52,842 ¶ Batman 85 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:56,345 ¶ Na na na na na 86 00:04:56,347 --> 00:04:59,548 ¶ Batman 87 00:05:14,497 --> 00:05:16,998 [tires screeching] 88 00:05:32,814 --> 00:05:34,748 [tires screeching] 89 00:05:44,358 --> 00:05:47,393 They were last seen going north on the highway 90 00:05:47,395 --> 00:05:48,060 in the stolen tank. 91 00:05:48,062 --> 00:05:51,296 Where in the world did they ever get a tank? 92 00:05:51,298 --> 00:05:53,564 Madman Otto's Used Tank Lot. 93 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:56,600 [chuckles] Begorrah, is he mad now. 94 00:05:56,602 --> 00:05:58,635 [telephone rings] 95 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,569 Yes. 96 00:06:00,571 --> 00:06:03,605 We're doing all we can, Mayor Linseed. 97 00:06:03,607 --> 00:06:05,673 Oh, that's good news. 98 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,374 Thank you, sir, for calling. 99 00:06:07,376 --> 00:06:08,975 They found the tank on West 20th Street. 100 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:11,877 - Is it still there? - No, they towed it away. 101 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:12,944 The parking meter had run out. 102 00:06:12,946 --> 00:06:16,380 They probably removed the fingerprints as well. 103 00:06:16,382 --> 00:06:19,483 I think Mayor Linseed should make some changes 104 00:06:19,485 --> 00:06:21,418 'in his towing policy.' 105 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,952 [intercom buzzes] 106 00:06:22,954 --> 00:06:23,619 Yes, Bonnie. 107 00:06:23,621 --> 00:06:25,687 'There's something in the outer office' 108 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:26,688 for you, commissioner.' 109 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,357 Exactly what, Bonnie? We're quite busy, you know. 110 00:06:29,359 --> 00:06:31,959 - 'A horse.' - A horse! 111 00:06:31,961 --> 00:06:34,528 Chief O'Hara, see what it's all about. 112 00:06:34,530 --> 00:06:35,862 Right. 113 00:06:35,864 --> 00:06:36,629 [sighs] 114 00:06:36,631 --> 00:06:41,634 Tanks in the street, horse in my outer office. 115 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:44,937 Has the whole world gone batty? 116 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:50,908 Just an expression, Batman. No sleight intended. 117 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,776 I understand. 118 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:58,781 Uh, this is what she meant, commissioner, a sawhorse. 119 00:06:58,783 --> 00:07:02,885 And there's a note attached to it addressed to Batman. 120 00:07:05,989 --> 00:07:08,090 It's from Shame. 121 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:11,793 "I hereby 122 00:07:11,795 --> 00:07:14,662 "am telling y-you 123 00:07:14,664 --> 00:07:19,600 "that imma gonna rob the Gotham City Stage 124 00:07:19,602 --> 00:07:22,469 '"at 8:45 tonight.' 125 00:07:22,471 --> 00:07:27,607 "Imma gonna steal a rock...and a roll. 126 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:32,111 "I dares you to figure it out 127 00:07:32,113 --> 00:07:35,747 "Dynamic...Dum-Dum. 128 00:07:35,749 --> 00:07:39,584 Best regards, your enemy, Shame." 129 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:42,019 It's full of misspellings 130 00:07:42,021 --> 00:07:43,787 and a handful of misgivings. 131 00:07:43,789 --> 00:07:45,588 Holy gall! 132 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:47,656 Hi, everybody. 133 00:07:47,658 --> 00:07:51,092 Well, this certainly looks like a gathering of the clan. 134 00:07:51,094 --> 00:07:53,561 - What's up? - 'Shame is up...to no good.' 135 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:57,064 He's had the indecent effrontery to tell us what he's gonna steal 136 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:59,399 and where he's going to steal it. 137 00:07:59,401 --> 00:08:03,536 Sounds like a very cooperative arch criminal to me. 138 00:08:04,871 --> 00:08:05,871 Why all the consternation? 139 00:08:05,873 --> 00:08:09,674 Because none of us can figure out what he's talking about. 140 00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:11,642 Perhaps a session with the Bat-computer 141 00:08:11,644 --> 00:08:13,110 will aide us in our quest, Robin. 142 00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:16,113 We'll be in touch as soon as we figure out 143 00:08:16,115 --> 00:08:18,915 this mystifying missive. 144 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,617 Let's go, Robin. 145 00:08:24,621 --> 00:08:25,988 A short while later 146 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:27,589 under the cover of darkness 147 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,091 Shame and his cohorts are holed up 148 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:35,029 in Gotham City's Central Park Stables. 149 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:40,600 [clinking] 150 00:08:47,207 --> 00:08:49,708 Well, that's a mighty fine-looking gang 151 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:52,610 you round up there, Calamity Jan. 152 00:08:52,612 --> 00:08:53,744 Shame honey this here is 153 00:08:53,746 --> 00:08:56,913 Fernando Ricardo Enrique Dominguez. 154 00:08:56,915 --> 00:09:00,850 We calls him Fred for short 'cause it's his initials. 155 00:09:01,151 --> 00:09:01,783 Howdy? 156 00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:05,219 The pleasure is entirely mine, you may be sure. 157 00:09:05,221 --> 00:09:08,155 And this here is Chief Standing Pat. 158 00:09:08,157 --> 00:09:09,990 How? 159 00:09:12,727 --> 00:09:15,095 That means, "It's gonna be great working with you 160 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:18,598 and I hope to get to know you better real soon." 161 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,533 You got all that from one puff? 162 00:09:20,535 --> 00:09:21,534 He talks in shorthand. 163 00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:25,004 Good. Alright, now, here's the nitty-gritty. 164 00:09:26,873 --> 00:09:28,773 We're gonna.. 165 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:30,775 We're gonna.. 166 00:09:30,976 --> 00:09:33,911 We're gonna knock off the Dynamic Duo. 167 00:09:33,913 --> 00:09:35,145 And Batgirl. 168 00:09:35,147 --> 00:09:36,012 And Batgirl. 169 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:37,680 And then we're gonna do somethin' 170 00:09:37,682 --> 00:09:41,917 which I like to refer to as...The Great Train Robbery. 171 00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:44,653 That's scarcely original, you know. 172 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:47,789 A big mouth is better when it's shut, Fred. 173 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:52,593 So keep your tongue harnessed and you'll have a thin lip. 174 00:09:52,595 --> 00:09:54,628 I stand chastised. 175 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,061 Good. 176 00:09:55,063 --> 00:09:58,764 Now...you two characters from old-time Western movie 177 00:09:58,766 --> 00:09:59,931 I want you case the stage 178 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,567 'cause we're gonna lift the rock and roll. 179 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,503 Now that's Part One of my caper. 180 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,273 But we can't get to Part Two 181 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,276 before we've done Part One. 182 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,344 Does that make sense to you? 183 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:18,381 Your lucidity is surpassed only by your remarkable command 184 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:20,116 and penchant for gibberish. 185 00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:24,620 Well, thanks, Fred. That's mighty nice of ya. 186 00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:26,254 We're gonna be good buddies. 187 00:10:26,256 --> 00:10:31,392 Now, we're gonna meet rendezvous at 8:30. savvy? 188 00:10:31,394 --> 00:10:32,993 Savvy. 189 00:10:32,995 --> 00:10:35,028 [inhales] 190 00:10:35,262 --> 00:10:37,229 That means, "Ugh." 191 00:10:37,231 --> 00:10:38,263 Good. Okay. 192 00:10:38,265 --> 00:10:39,130 Now, you characters get 193 00:10:39,132 --> 00:10:43,067 'cause me and my girl got a little sparkin' to do. 194 00:10:43,069 --> 00:10:45,102 Cheerio. 195 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,275 [thud] 196 00:11:04,821 --> 00:11:07,022 Is there somethin' I can do for you? 197 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:09,324 You can't get closer than two feet 198 00:11:09,326 --> 00:11:12,327 till a marriage is arranged. 199 00:11:12,329 --> 00:11:14,362 Oh, ma, have a heart. 200 00:11:14,364 --> 00:11:16,997 A mother can't hardly have a heart 201 00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:20,800 where a daughter is concerned. 202 00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:22,101 [sighs] 203 00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:24,703 I've got it. 204 00:11:24,705 --> 00:11:27,205 What do criminals call a rock? 205 00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:29,006 Holy karats, a diamond! 206 00:11:29,008 --> 00:11:31,074 Exactly, Robin. 207 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:32,775 Now.. 208 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:35,743 ...what do they call a roll? 209 00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:38,212 - It might be a bank roll. - Right again, Robin. 210 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:41,782 But where is the Gotham City Stage? 211 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,316 [Bat-phone beeping] 212 00:11:43,318 --> 00:11:44,317 Yes, commissioner. 213 00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:45,418 Batman, this is Batgirl. 214 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,319 I figured out what the Gotham City Stage is 215 00:11:47,321 --> 00:11:51,189 but I can't make heads or tails about "The rock and the roll." 216 00:11:51,191 --> 00:11:54,692 We obviously need each other, Batgirl. 217 00:11:54,826 --> 00:11:58,929 Meet me at the corner of 61st Street and Washington Avenue. 218 00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,263 'We'll talk then.' 219 00:12:00,265 --> 00:12:02,031 Oh, yes. 220 00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,068 Well, hello, Barbara. 221 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:10,071 To what do I owe the honor of this unexpected 222 00:12:10,073 --> 00:12:11,405 but nevertheless welcome visit? 223 00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:13,073 I have two tickets to the opera 224 00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:15,475 I thought you might like to be my date. 225 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:16,843 I'll have to beg off, darling. 226 00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:18,911 There's no time for cultural pursuits 227 00:12:18,913 --> 00:12:20,212 with Shame on the loose. 228 00:12:20,214 --> 00:12:23,715 Why don't you phone millionaire Bruce Wayne? 229 00:12:23,717 --> 00:12:26,117 Daddy, now how would that look? 230 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:28,419 I don't wanna appear too eager. 231 00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:30,387 No, I, I understand. 232 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:31,454 [both chuckling] 233 00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:33,923 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 234 00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:37,226 [Bat-phone beeping] 235 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:38,392 Yes, Batman. 236 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,227 May I speak with Batgirl, commissioner? 237 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:43,897 I neglected to ask her which corner we meet on. 238 00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:44,430 Batgirl? 239 00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:47,866 Well, you must be mistaken, Batman, she is not here. 240 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:51,035 And as far as I know, she hasn't been here. 241 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,203 Thank you, commissioner. 242 00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:55,971 How does she do it? 243 00:12:55,973 --> 00:12:58,440 A moment ago, I spoke to Batgirl on that Bat-phone. 244 00:12:58,442 --> 00:13:01,376 Now the commissioner tells me she wasn't even there. 245 00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:04,479 I don't think we should even attempt to fathom it, Batman. 246 00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:07,148 She treasures her own anonymity every bit 247 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,283 as much as we treasure ours. 248 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:11,318 Of course, you're right, Robin. 249 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,018 Still.. 250 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:15,421 Well, there's just no time. Let's go, Robin. 251 00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:20,392 As Batman and Robin hurry to their appointment 252 00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:24,863 Barbara Gordon transforms herself into Batgirl. 253 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:27,298 Scourge of Gotham City's underworld 254 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,768 and defender of truth and justice. 255 00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,436 But are their actions too late to stop Shame 256 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,773 from robbing the Gotham City Stage of a rock and roll? 257 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,943 The answer in one breathless minute. 258 00:13:47,249 --> 00:13:48,182 Gotham City Opera House 259 00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:53,987 where a handful of unlikely visitors are already backstage. 260 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,193 Yeah, this must be the place alright. 261 00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:03,428 You can't come in here. 262 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,496 Says who, short stuff? 263 00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:08,899 Well, says me. I'm Pop, the stage doorman. 264 00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:09,332 Pop? 265 00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:13,302 You ain't old enough to drink pop far less be called it. 266 00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:14,269 Well, I'm 17. 267 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,837 And it's a time-honored theatrical tradition 268 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:19,207 that no matter how old or young the stage doorman is 269 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,375 his name has to be Pop. 270 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,542 Well, goodnight, Pop. 271 00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:26,112 Goodnight? Well, I'm not gonna sleep for hours yet. 272 00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:28,314 Wanna bet? 273 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,916 [thud] 274 00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:35,219 I assumed that Shame meant the Gotham City Opera House Stage 275 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,988 and "The Girl Of The Golden West" was opening. 276 00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,322 That's a good assumption, Batgirl. 277 00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:41,257 I know for a fact the two leading singers 278 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:43,826 in that production have strange quirks which Shame probably 279 00:14:43,828 --> 00:14:46,361 knew about when he talked of rock and roll. 280 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,463 - Such as? - Leonora Sotto Voce. 281 00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:51,432 World's leading soprano, who never goes on stage 282 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,868 without wearing her 283 carat diamond pendant. 283 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:58,171 And Fortissimo Fra Diavolo who always carries $20,000 284 00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:01,107 in cash in his pockets for luck. 285 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,508 Let's go. 286 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:06,845 I don't understand, every time I begin my Aria 287 00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,948 you're upstaging me. Always upstaging me! 288 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,551 It isn't the case of upstaging you, Fortissimo. 289 00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:16,620 There are two leading singers in this opera 290 00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:20,090 but only one great voice. 291 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,458 Mine! 292 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,058 Alright! 293 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:25,528 Can that palaver, lady, keep yourself planted to the stage. 294 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,263 You too, Caruso. 295 00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:31,433 Get the diva's diamond, Fred. 296 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:35,036 'Come on, Chief. Get this poke..' 297 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:38,639 - What are you doing? - 'Hush her.' 298 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,611 Shame on you, Shame. 299 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,114 Unhand them, you fiend! 300 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,448 Alright. 301 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,316 You! 302 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,617 [instrumental music] 303 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,067 [music continues] 304 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:22,370 [dramatic music] 305 00:17:29,711 --> 00:17:30,744 [laughing] 306 00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:35,148 Hey, bad doggies, here comes my woman's auxiliary. 307 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,250 [Shame laughing] 308 00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,689 [continues laughing] 309 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,624 That's alright, Frontier Fanny. 310 00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:50,728 Kissing don't really count when it's through the cloth. 311 00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:55,766 Ha ha ha! 312 00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:58,268 How do you like that, Bat-brats? 313 00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:02,238 [stuttering] W-w-what have you done to us, S-Shame? 314 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,274 I gave you a dose of fear gas. 315 00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:07,509 - 'A dose of what?' - A dose of fear gas! 316 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:10,078 From now on you'll be scared of everything 317 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,646 you Cowardly Caped Crusaders. 318 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:13,748 Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt us! 319 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,483 Oh, spare our lives, kind sir. 320 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,785 We'd do the same for you, honest, honest, honest. 321 00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:21,388 - Honest, we would! - Yeah, I reckon I would. 322 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,722 I ain't all bad, just mostly. 323 00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,724 - Stand in front of me, Batgirl. - No! No! 324 00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:27,059 Hey, Chief, we'll take the Batgirl with us 325 00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,427 that way the police won't bother us. 326 00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:31,430 Don't worry about them other two. They ain't worth anything. 327 00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,131 Take her! Take her! Take her! 328 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:36,300 - Bring her along. - She's yours! 329 00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:40,037 Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go. 330 00:18:40,638 --> 00:18:43,806 How do you like that, Scaredy Bats? 331 00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:45,107 [laughs] 332 00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:47,642 Fred, did you hear that? That's pretty good. 333 00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:49,744 Scaredy Bats. 334 00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:52,246 Good, good, they took the girl. 335 00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,481 Yeah, not us. 336 00:18:58,118 --> 00:18:59,651 Master Robin. 337 00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:00,451 What is this? 338 00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:03,687 - What are you trying to do? - It's probably poison. 339 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:06,623 He wants to see us dead, he's always hated us. 340 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,559 Yes, yes. You're right, Robin. 341 00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,560 You're not to be trusted either, Boy Wonder. 342 00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:14,229 - Well, neither are you. - 'Come, come, Master Robin.' 343 00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:17,198 Really, sir. Alleviate your tensions. 344 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,634 This broth is composed of two parts chicken soup 345 00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:23,370 and one part Bat-antidote powder. 346 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,070 I wonder. 347 00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:28,641 'It's to counteract the terrible effects of the fear gas.' 348 00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:31,677 You needn't have no trepidation. 349 00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:33,612 [Bat-phone beeping] 350 00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:35,447 What's that beeping? 351 00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,515 'I'll take it, sir.' 352 00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:38,482 Yes, commissioner. 353 00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:40,817 May I speak with Batman, please? 354 00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:42,385 I'm afraid he's indisposed. 355 00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,754 Well, then, give him these messages. 356 00:19:44,756 --> 00:19:46,822 The newspapers and the state hierarchy 357 00:19:46,824 --> 00:19:48,256 are clamoring for an arrest. 358 00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:51,559 And furthermore, in addition to Batgirl being kidnapped 359 00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:54,695 my own daughter Barbara is nowhere to be found. 360 00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:58,298 I'll certainly transmit your message, sir. 361 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,166 Yes, Alfred. 362 00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:00,833 You best get going, sir. 363 00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:03,635 It appears that the mayor and the governor 364 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,304 are in a bit of a snit. 365 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,239 'Feeling better, sir?' 366 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,241 Yes, but there seems to be.. 367 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,543 ...a slight residue of fear left. 368 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:17,581 However, I must shunt this aside...and press on. 369 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,584 - Let's go, Robin. - Where? 370 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,152 Hm. Yes, where? 371 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,486 We've learned from past experience 372 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,256 that Shame is happiest when he's around horses. 373 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:30,260 Now, where would we find horses in the heart of Gotham City? 374 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,761 - Uh, The Police Riding Academy. - No, no, no. 375 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:35,898 Shame wouldn't be that brazen to hide at a police stable. 376 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:40,402 But there is one place he might be. 377 00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:41,369 Holy hoofbeats! 378 00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:42,636 The Gotham Central Park Stables! 379 00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:45,739 They're right across the street from the opera house. 380 00:20:45,741 --> 00:20:47,974 Let's go, Robin. 381 00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:52,544 (Shame) 'Now, here's the plan.' 382 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,314 Here's the plan. 383 00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,249 You take this grubstake out 384 00:20:58,251 --> 00:21:01,952 and buy acetylene torch and a drill. 385 00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:04,987 Why don't we merely purloin those items 386 00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:07,823 instead of purchase them? 387 00:21:08,324 --> 00:21:10,992 'Cause it don't pay none, Fred. 388 00:21:10,994 --> 00:21:13,627 It don't pay none to risk getting caught 389 00:21:13,629 --> 00:21:14,461 over small potatoes. 390 00:21:14,463 --> 00:21:17,997 Besides, I need you for The Great Train Robbery. 391 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,434 You sure he's Mexican? 392 00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:25,870 You'll make him good squaw. 393 00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,739 Plenty of meat. 394 00:21:28,741 --> 00:21:31,942 And you'll make him good rug! 395 00:21:31,944 --> 00:21:33,276 [laughing] 396 00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:37,780 Oh, boy, that ol' fatty's a hundred laughs, ain't she? 397 00:21:37,782 --> 00:21:38,747 Oh, Shame honey 398 00:21:38,749 --> 00:21:40,915 can't you just picture how happy we're gonna be 399 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:45,986 you and ma and me, livin' on our own spread west of Laramie? 400 00:21:45,988 --> 00:21:48,655 Where the air is clear and smog free 401 00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:52,558 and the corn is as high as Chief Standing Pat's eye. 402 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,459 Can't you just picture it? 403 00:21:54,461 --> 00:21:56,928 I'm picturin' about two-thirds of it. 404 00:21:56,930 --> 00:22:00,598 Alright, let's see how little Batchick's doin'? 405 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,332 Hello, Batchick. 406 00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:03,033 I think you're caring too much about her. 407 00:22:03,035 --> 00:22:05,902 I'm all for ventilating her head and leaving her here. 408 00:22:05,904 --> 00:22:09,038 Simmer down, woman. Simmer down. 409 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,305 She's our insurance policy. 410 00:22:10,307 --> 00:22:11,572 As long as she's still breathing 411 00:22:11,574 --> 00:22:15,976 this Gotham City air, nobody's gonna stampede us. 412 00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:20,813 Besides, you know it's you.. 413 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,916 ...and only you. 414 00:22:26,485 --> 00:22:28,352 And me.. 415 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:32,588 ...and only me. 416 00:22:35,058 --> 00:22:36,992 [clears throat] 417 00:22:36,994 --> 00:22:40,895 Oh, why couldn't you have been born an orphan? 418 00:22:43,331 --> 00:22:45,799 Oh, good. Good. 419 00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:49,102 You got the drill? Good. Alright! Now, let's get. 420 00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:50,336 - Shame honey. - Yeah? 421 00:22:50,338 --> 00:22:52,805 - You ain't worried none? - No, I ain't worried. 422 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:56,475 As long as I've got that-that horseshoe up there.. 423 00:22:56,477 --> 00:22:58,543 That's a sign of good luck. 424 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,612 Okay, we're riding high on hog. 425 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,679 Let's go. 426 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,113 Come on, pussycat. 427 00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:05,380 Come on! 428 00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:07,348 Get up. Get up. 429 00:23:08,516 --> 00:23:09,949 [shouts] 430 00:23:11,718 --> 00:23:13,585 [thud] 431 00:23:34,473 --> 00:23:38,476 There doesn't seem to be anyone here. 432 00:23:38,478 --> 00:23:40,077 Look! 433 00:23:41,012 --> 00:23:44,014 It's Frontier Fanny, Calamity Jan's mother. 434 00:23:44,016 --> 00:23:46,016 They've got Batgirl and we've got Fanny. 435 00:23:46,018 --> 00:23:50,487 It hardly seems like a fair trade, does it, Robin? 436 00:23:50,489 --> 00:23:51,988 What do we do now, Batman? 437 00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:55,424 I wish I knew, Robin. I wish I knew. 438 00:23:55,426 --> 00:23:57,893 With Batgirl in the clutches of that Frontier Felon 439 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:02,898 who knows what disaster awaits her or all of Gotham City. 440 00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:05,767 On your feet. 441 00:24:06,435 --> 00:24:07,168 Alright, where did Shame go? 442 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:09,003 What's he going to do with Batgirl? 443 00:24:09,005 --> 00:24:11,505 What is it that you'd like to know? 444 00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:12,572 Yes, we would like to know. 445 00:24:12,574 --> 00:24:16,876 Well, I'll tell you this, Dynamic Dummies. 446 00:24:16,878 --> 00:24:17,776 Do anything to me 447 00:24:17,778 --> 00:24:21,079 and Batgirl's chances of living through the night 448 00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:24,782 ain't worth a pitcher of warm tears. 449 00:24:24,784 --> 00:24:27,785 I never met a person I didn't like, Frontier Fanny. 450 00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:30,554 But in this case, I might have to make an exception. 451 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,557 Have Batman and Robin been hornswoggled? 452 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:38,828 Watch the next episode for the thrilling conclusion. 453 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:43,799 [theme music] 454 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,668 ¶ Batman 455 00:24:47,603 --> 00:24:49,770 ¶ Batman 456 00:24:50,805 --> 00:24:52,839 ¶ Batman 457 00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:55,908 ¶ Batman 458 00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:58,810 ¶ Batman 459 00:24:58,812 --> 00:25:00,444 ¶ Batman 460 00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:03,447 ¶ Batman 461 00:25:04,816 --> 00:25:07,450 ¶ Na na na na na 462 00:25:07,452 --> 00:25:10,119 ¶ Batman