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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
Gotham State Prison
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a grim and foreboding edifice.
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It, like politics,
has been the last refuge
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of many a scoundrel..
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...including that
criminal cowpoke, Shame.
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[whispers]
Now, don't you fret none,
Shame honey.
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We'uns is gonna get you'uns
sprung right quick.
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I don't understand.
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We assemble us
a gang on the outside
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and the sooner if you show
them lawmen your backside
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you're all set
for funnin' again.
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Well, I appreciate it
mighty much, Frontier Fanny
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and Calamity Jan.
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But I find this here hoosegow
is hiring a New England banker.
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And likewise upon, it'd take
more than a pack of wild horses
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to get me outta here.
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You just mosey on by
the left wall
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of this here pokey
about 15 past 5.
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And 325 wild horses
will meet ya.
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Now you just keep a tight rein
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and hold on to your
saddle horn, Shame honey.
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That kiss is just a down payment
on what you're due.
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Yeah.
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[clinks]
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Nice timepiece
you have there, Shame.
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Yeah, got it off
a railroad man
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they gave it to him for 50 years
of dedicated service.
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- What'd you give him for it?
- Three bullets...in the head.
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[whistles]
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Ugh!
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[explosion]
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[Shame laughing]
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'There, you done
do'ed it, honey!'
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Alright, let's board
our tow and go.
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We got 325 wild horses
under this here hood.
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Yeah, I gotta hand it
to you, Calamity.
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You're a woman and a half.
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If you could just get
rid of the other half.
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[siren wailing]
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[gunfire]
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Mmm.
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[sighs]
Excellent fondue, Barbara.
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It isn't often a bachelor gets
to eat good home-cooked meal.
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Well, it isn't often a spinster
gets to cook for a bachelor.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Yes. It's for you, daddy.
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Hm? Oh.
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[clears throat]
Thank you.
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Commissioner Gordon.
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What, Chief O'Hara?
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Yes, I'll take care
of it right away.
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Hold your phone up
next to the Bat-phone
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and put me through
to you-know-who.
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'What's the matter?'
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Shame, that monstrous
maverick of malefices
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has made good his threat
to come back.
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[device beeping]
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That's the signal
for the Bat-answerphone
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we put into action.
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[beeps]
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(Batman on recorder)
'Yes, commissioner?'
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Dreadful news, Batman.
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'Exactly what's wrong,
commissioner?'
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Uh, Shame has just fled
Gotham City State Prison.
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Can you meet me
in my office?
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'We'll be right there,
commissioner.'
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I must beg your forgiveness,
Barbara, Bruce, but duty calls.
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Yes, I think I should be
running along as well, Barbara.
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It wouldn't be proper for
the two of us to be here alone
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in your apartment
without...a chaperone.
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But what about my fondue?
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[tires screeching]
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[tires screeching]
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They were last seen going
north on the highway
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in the stolen tank.
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Where in the world
did they ever get a tank?
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Madman Otto's Used Tank Lot.
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[chuckles]
Begorrah, is he mad now.
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[telephone rings]
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Yes.
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We're doing all we can,
Mayor Linseed.
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Oh, that's good news.
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Thank you, sir, for calling.
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They found the tank
on West 20th Street.
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- Is it still there?
- No, they towed it away.
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The parking meter had run out.
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They probably removed
the fingerprints as well.
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I think Mayor Linseed
should make some changes
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'in his towing policy.'
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[intercom buzzes]
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Yes, Bonnie.
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'There's something
in the outer office'
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for you, commissioner.'
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Exactly what, Bonnie?
We're quite busy, you know.
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- 'A horse.'
- A horse!
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Chief O'Hara,
see what it's all about.
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Right.
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[sighs]
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Tanks in the street,
horse in my outer office.
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Has the whole world gone batty?
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Just an expression, Batman.
No sleight intended.
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I understand.
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Uh, this is what she meant,
commissioner, a sawhorse.
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And there's a note attached
to it addressed to Batman.
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It's from Shame.
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"I hereby
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"am telling y-you
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"that imma gonna rob
the Gotham City Stage
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'"at 8:45 tonight.'
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"Imma gonna steal
a rock...and a roll.
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"I dares you
to figure it out
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"Dynamic...Dum-Dum.
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Best regards,
your enemy, Shame."
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It's full of misspellings
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and a handful of misgivings.
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Holy gall!
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Hi, everybody.
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Well, this certainly looks
like a gathering of the clan.
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- What's up?
- 'Shame is up...to no good.'
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He's had the indecent effrontery
to tell us what he's gonna steal
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and where he's going
to steal it.
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Sounds like a very cooperative
arch criminal to me.
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Why all the consternation?
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Because none of us can figure
out what he's talking about.
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Perhaps a session
with the Bat-computer
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will aide us
in our quest, Robin.
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We'll be in touch
as soon as we figure out
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this mystifying missive.
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Let's go, Robin.
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A short while later
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under the cover of darkness
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Shame and his cohorts
are holed up
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in Gotham City's
Central Park Stables.
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[clinking]
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Well, that's a mighty
fine-looking gang
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you round up there,
Calamity Jan.
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Shame honey this here is
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Fernando Ricardo
Enrique Dominguez.
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We calls him Fred for short
'cause it's his initials.
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Howdy?
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The pleasure is entirely mine,
you may be sure.
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And this here is
Chief Standing Pat.
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How?
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That means, "It's gonna be
great working with you
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and I hope to get to know
you better real soon."
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You got all that from one puff?
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He talks in shorthand.
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Good. Alright, now,
here's the nitty-gritty.
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We're gonna..
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We're gonna..
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We're gonna knock off
the Dynamic Duo.
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And Batgirl.
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And Batgirl.
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And then we're gonna
do somethin'
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which I like to refer to
as...The Great Train Robbery.
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That's scarcely original,
you know.
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A big mouth is better
when it's shut, Fred.
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So keep your tongue harnessed
and you'll have a thin lip.
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I stand chastised.
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Good.
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Now...you two characters
from old-time Western movie
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I want you case the stage
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'cause we're gonna
lift the rock and roll.
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Now that's Part One
of my caper.
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But we can't get to Part Two
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before we've done Part One.
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Does that make sense to you?
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Your lucidity is surpassed
only by your remarkable command
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and penchant for gibberish.
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Well, thanks, Fred.
That's mighty nice of ya.
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We're gonna be good buddies.
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Now, we're gonna meet
rendezvous at 8:30. savvy?
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Savvy.
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[inhales]
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That means, "Ugh."
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Good. Okay.
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Now, you characters get
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'cause me and my girl got
a little sparkin' to do.
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Cheerio.
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[thud]
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Is there somethin'
I can do for you?
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You can't get closer
than two feet
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till a marriage
is arranged.
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Oh, ma, have a heart.
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A mother can't hardly
have a heart
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where a daughter
is concerned.
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[sighs]
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I've got it.
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What do criminals call a rock?
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Holy karats, a diamond!
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Exactly, Robin.
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Now..
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...what do they call a roll?
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- It might be a bank roll.
- Right again, Robin.
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But where is
the Gotham City Stage?
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[Bat-phone beeping]
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Yes, commissioner.
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Batman, this is Batgirl.
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I figured out what
the Gotham City Stage is
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but I can't make heads or tails
about "The rock and the roll."
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We obviously need
each other, Batgirl.
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Meet me at the corner of 61st
Street and Washington Avenue.
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'We'll talk then.'
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Oh, yes.
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Well, hello, Barbara.
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To what do I owe the honor
of this unexpected
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but nevertheless
welcome visit?
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I have two tickets
to the opera
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I thought you might
like to be my date.
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I'll have to beg off, darling.
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There's no time
for cultural pursuits
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with Shame on the loose.
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Why don't you phone
millionaire Bruce Wayne?
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Daddy, now how would that look?
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I don't wanna appear too eager.
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No, I, I understand.
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[both chuckling]
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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[Bat-phone beeping]
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Yes, Batman.
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May I speak with
Batgirl, commissioner?
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I neglected to ask her
which corner we meet on.
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Batgirl?
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Well, you must be mistaken,
Batman, she is not here.
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And as far as I know,
she hasn't been here.
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Thank you, commissioner.
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How does she do it?
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A moment ago, I spoke
to Batgirl on that Bat-phone.
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Now the commissioner tells me
she wasn't even there.
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I don't think we should even
attempt to fathom it, Batman.
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She treasures her
own anonymity every bit
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as much as we treasure ours.
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Of course,
you're right, Robin.
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Still..
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Well, there's just no time.
Let's go, Robin.
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As Batman and Robin hurry
to their appointment
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Barbara Gordon transforms
herself into Batgirl.
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Scourge of Gotham City's
underworld
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and defender of truth
and justice.
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But are their actions
too late to stop Shame
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from robbing the Gotham City
Stage of a rock and roll?
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The answer in one
breathless minute.
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Gotham City Opera House
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where a handful of unlikely
visitors are already backstage.
260
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,193
Yeah, this must be
the place alright.
261
00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:03,428
You can't come in here.
262
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,496
Says who, short stuff?
263
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:08,899
Well, says me. I'm Pop,
the stage doorman.
264
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:09,332
Pop?
265
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:13,302
You ain't old enough to drink
pop far less be called it.
266
00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:14,269
Well, I'm 17.
267
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,837
And it's a time-honored
theatrical tradition
268
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:19,207
that no matter how old or young
the stage doorman is
269
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,375
his name has to be Pop.
270
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,542
Well, goodnight, Pop.
271
00:14:22,544 --> 00:14:26,112
Goodnight? Well, I'm not
gonna sleep for hours yet.
272
00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:28,314
Wanna bet?
273
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,916
[thud]
274
00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:35,219
I assumed that Shame meant the
Gotham City Opera House Stage
275
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,988
and "The Girl Of The
Golden West" was opening.
276
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,322
That's a good
assumption, Batgirl.
277
00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:41,257
I know for a fact
the two leading singers
278
00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:43,826
in that production have strange
quirks which Shame probably
279
00:14:43,828 --> 00:14:46,361
knew about when he talked
of rock and roll.
280
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,463
- Such as?
- Leonora Sotto Voce.
281
00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:51,432
World's leading soprano,
who never goes on stage
282
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,868
without wearing her
283 carat diamond pendant.
283
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:58,171
And Fortissimo Fra Diavolo
who always carries $20,000
284
00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:01,107
in cash in his pockets
for luck.
285
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,508
Let's go.
286
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:06,845
I don't understand,
every time I begin my Aria
287
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,948
you're upstaging me.
Always upstaging me!
288
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,551
It isn't the case of
upstaging you, Fortissimo.
289
00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:16,620
There are two leading singers
in this opera
290
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:20,090
but only one great voice.
291
00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,458
Mine!
292
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,058
Alright!
293
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:25,528
Can that palaver, lady, keep
yourself planted to the stage.
294
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,263
You too, Caruso.
295
00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:31,433
Get the diva's diamond, Fred.
296
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:35,036
'Come on, Chief.
Get this poke..'
297
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:38,639
- What are you doing?
- 'Hush her.'
298
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,611
Shame on you, Shame.
299
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,114
Unhand them, you fiend!
300
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:49,448
Alright.
301
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,316
You!
302
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,617
[instrumental music]
303
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,067
[music continues]
304
00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:22,370
[dramatic music]
305
00:17:29,711 --> 00:17:30,744
[laughing]
306
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:35,148
Hey, bad doggies, here comes
my woman's auxiliary.
307
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,250
[Shame laughing]
308
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,689
[continues laughing]
309
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,624
That's alright,
Frontier Fanny.
310
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:50,728
Kissing don't really count
when it's through the cloth.
311
00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:55,766
Ha ha ha!
312
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:58,268
How do you like that,
Bat-brats?
313
00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:02,238
[stuttering]
W-w-what have you
done to us, S-Shame?
314
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,274
I gave you a dose
of fear gas.
315
00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:07,509
- 'A dose of what?'
- A dose of fear gas!
316
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:10,078
From now on you'll be
scared of everything
317
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,646
you Cowardly Caped Crusaders.
318
00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:13,748
Don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt us!
319
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,483
Oh, spare our lives, kind sir.
320
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,785
We'd do the same for you,
honest, honest, honest.
321
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:21,388
- Honest, we would!
- Yeah, I reckon I would.
322
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,722
I ain't all bad, just mostly.
323
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,724
- Stand in front of me, Batgirl.
- No! No!
324
00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:27,059
Hey, Chief, we'll take
the Batgirl with us
325
00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,427
that way the police
won't bother us.
326
00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:31,430
Don't worry about them other
two. They ain't worth anything.
327
00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,131
Take her!
Take her! Take her!
328
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:36,300
- Bring her along.
- She's yours!
329
00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:40,037
Alright, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
330
00:18:40,638 --> 00:18:43,806
How do you like that,
Scaredy Bats?
331
00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:45,107
[laughs]
332
00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:47,642
Fred, did you hear that?
That's pretty good.
333
00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:49,744
Scaredy Bats.
334
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:52,246
Good, good, they took the girl.
335
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,481
Yeah, not us.
336
00:18:58,118 --> 00:18:59,651
Master Robin.
337
00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:00,451
What is this?
338
00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:03,687
- What are you trying to do?
- It's probably poison.
339
00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:06,623
He wants to see us dead,
he's always hated us.
340
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,559
Yes, yes.
You're right, Robin.
341
00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,560
You're not to be
trusted either, Boy Wonder.
342
00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:14,229
- Well, neither are you.
- 'Come, come, Master Robin.'
343
00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:17,198
Really, sir.
Alleviate your tensions.
344
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,634
This broth is composed
of two parts chicken soup
345
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:23,370
and one part
Bat-antidote powder.
346
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,070
I wonder.
347
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:28,641
'It's to counteract the terrible
effects of the fear gas.'
348
00:19:28,643 --> 00:19:31,677
You needn't have
no trepidation.
349
00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:33,612
[Bat-phone beeping]
350
00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:35,447
What's that beeping?
351
00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,515
'I'll take it, sir.'
352
00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:38,482
Yes, commissioner.
353
00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:40,817
May I speak with
Batman, please?
354
00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:42,385
I'm afraid he's indisposed.
355
00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,754
Well, then, give him
these messages.
356
00:19:44,756 --> 00:19:46,822
The newspapers
and the state hierarchy
357
00:19:46,824 --> 00:19:48,256
are clamoring for an arrest.
358
00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:51,559
And furthermore, in addition
to Batgirl being kidnapped
359
00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:54,695
my own daughter Barbara
is nowhere to be found.
360
00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:58,298
I'll certainly transmit
your message, sir.
361
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,166
Yes, Alfred.
362
00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:00,833
You best get going, sir.
363
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:03,635
It appears that the mayor
and the governor
364
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,304
are in a bit of a snit.
365
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,239
'Feeling better, sir?'
366
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,241
Yes, but there seems to be..
367
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,543
...a slight residue
of fear left.
368
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:17,581
However, I must shunt
this aside...and press on.
369
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,584
- Let's go, Robin.
- Where?
370
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,152
Hm. Yes, where?
371
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,486
We've learned
from past experience
372
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,256
that Shame is happiest
when he's around horses.
373
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:30,260
Now, where would we find horses
in the heart of Gotham City?
374
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,761
- Uh, The Police Riding Academy.
- No, no, no.
375
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:35,898
Shame wouldn't be that brazen
to hide at a police stable.
376
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:40,402
But there is one place
he might be.
377
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:41,369
Holy hoofbeats!
378
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:42,636
The Gotham Central
Park Stables!
379
00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:45,739
They're right across
the street from the opera house.
380
00:20:45,741 --> 00:20:47,974
Let's go, Robin.
381
00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:52,544
(Shame)
'Now, here's the plan.'
382
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,314
Here's the plan.
383
00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,249
You take this grubstake out
384
00:20:58,251 --> 00:21:01,952
and buy acetylene torch
and a drill.
385
00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:04,987
Why don't we merely
purloin those items
386
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:07,823
instead of purchase them?
387
00:21:08,324 --> 00:21:10,992
'Cause it don't pay none, Fred.
388
00:21:10,994 --> 00:21:13,627
It don't pay none to risk
getting caught
389
00:21:13,629 --> 00:21:14,461
over small potatoes.
390
00:21:14,463 --> 00:21:17,997
Besides, I need you
for The Great Train Robbery.
391
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,434
You sure he's Mexican?
392
00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:25,870
You'll make him good squaw.
393
00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:28,739
Plenty of meat.
394
00:21:28,741 --> 00:21:31,942
And you'll make him good rug!
395
00:21:31,944 --> 00:21:33,276
[laughing]
396
00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:37,780
Oh, boy, that ol' fatty's
a hundred laughs, ain't she?
397
00:21:37,782 --> 00:21:38,747
Oh, Shame honey
398
00:21:38,749 --> 00:21:40,915
can't you just picture
how happy we're gonna be
399
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:45,986
you and ma and me, livin' on
our own spread west of Laramie?
400
00:21:45,988 --> 00:21:48,655
Where the air is clear
and smog free
401
00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:52,558
and the corn is as high
as Chief Standing Pat's eye.
402
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,459
Can't you just picture it?
403
00:21:54,461 --> 00:21:56,928
I'm picturin' about
two-thirds of it.
404
00:21:56,930 --> 00:22:00,598
Alright, let's see how
little Batchick's doin'?
405
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,332
Hello, Batchick.
406
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:03,033
I think you're caring
too much about her.
407
00:22:03,035 --> 00:22:05,902
I'm all for ventilating her head
and leaving her here.
408
00:22:05,904 --> 00:22:09,038
Simmer down, woman.
Simmer down.
409
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,305
She's our insurance policy.
410
00:22:10,307 --> 00:22:11,572
As long as she's still
breathing
411
00:22:11,574 --> 00:22:15,976
this Gotham City air,
nobody's gonna stampede us.
412
00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:20,813
Besides, you know it's you..
413
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,916
...and only you.
414
00:22:26,485 --> 00:22:28,352
And me..
415
00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:32,588
...and only me.
416
00:22:35,058 --> 00:22:36,992
[clears throat]
417
00:22:36,994 --> 00:22:40,895
Oh, why couldn't you
have been born an orphan?
418
00:22:43,331 --> 00:22:45,799
Oh, good. Good.
419
00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:49,102
You got the drill?
Good. Alright! Now, let's get.
420
00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:50,336
- Shame honey.
- Yeah?
421
00:22:50,338 --> 00:22:52,805
- You ain't worried none?
- No, I ain't worried.
422
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:56,475
As long as I've got
that-that horseshoe up there..
423
00:22:56,477 --> 00:22:58,543
That's a sign of good luck.
424
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,612
Okay, we're riding
high on hog.
425
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,679
Let's go.
426
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,113
Come on, pussycat.
427
00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:05,380
Come on!
428
00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:07,348
Get up. Get up.
429
00:23:08,516 --> 00:23:09,949
[shouts]
430
00:23:11,718 --> 00:23:13,585
[thud]
431
00:23:34,473 --> 00:23:38,476
There doesn't seem
to be anyone here.
432
00:23:38,478 --> 00:23:40,077
Look!
433
00:23:41,012 --> 00:23:44,014
It's Frontier Fanny,
Calamity Jan's mother.
434
00:23:44,016 --> 00:23:46,016
They've got Batgirl
and we've got Fanny.
435
00:23:46,018 --> 00:23:50,487
It hardly seems like
a fair trade, does it, Robin?
436
00:23:50,489 --> 00:23:51,988
What do we do now, Batman?
437
00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:55,424
I wish I knew, Robin.
I wish I knew.
438
00:23:55,426 --> 00:23:57,893
With Batgirl in the clutches
of that Frontier Felon
439
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:02,898
who knows what disaster awaits
her or all of Gotham City.
440
00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:05,767
On your feet.
441
00:24:06,435 --> 00:24:07,168
Alright, where did Shame go?
442
00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:09,003
What's he going to do
with Batgirl?
443
00:24:09,005 --> 00:24:11,505
What is it that
you'd like to know?
444
00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:12,572
Yes, we would like to know.
445
00:24:12,574 --> 00:24:16,876
Well, I'll tell you this,
Dynamic Dummies.
446
00:24:16,878 --> 00:24:17,776
Do anything to me
447
00:24:17,778 --> 00:24:21,079
and Batgirl's chances
of living through the night
448
00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:24,782
ain't worth a pitcher
of warm tears.
449
00:24:24,784 --> 00:24:27,785
I never met a person
I didn't like, Frontier Fanny.
450
00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:30,554
But in this case, I might
have to make an exception.
451
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,557
Have Batman and Robin
been hornswoggled?
452
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:38,828
Watch the next episode
for the thrilling conclusion.
453
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:43,799
[theme music]
454
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,668
¶ Batman
455
00:24:47,603 --> 00:24:49,770
¶ Batman
456
00:24:50,805 --> 00:24:52,839
¶ Batman
457
00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:55,908
¶ Batman
458
00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:58,810
¶ Batman
459
00:24:58,812 --> 00:25:00,444
¶ Batman
460
00:25:00,446 --> 00:25:03,447
¶ Batman
461
00:25:04,816 --> 00:25:07,450
¶ Na na na na na
462
00:25:07,452 --> 00:25:10,119
¶ Batman