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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
Morning at Gotham State Prison
and in the office
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of Warden Crichton an old foe
is saying his farewell.
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Oh, thank you,
Warden Crichton
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for all your kind words
on my behalf.
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You've been on your
best behavior
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for several months now, Joker.
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Mr. Wayne and I felt
it should be rewarded.
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Yes, as chairman
of the parole board
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I've given your case
a great deal of scrutiny.
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I'm convinced that you've
mended your former ways.
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And so in keeping with our
liberal penological practices
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we're releasing you
considerably ahead of time.
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Ah, well, it isn't silk
but it's honestly made
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by my fellow inmates.
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I guess I'll have to get
used to civilian clothes.
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Well, with this, eh,
ten dollar bill
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we hope you will seek
a new life on the outside.
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One replete with good
citizenship and fine deeds.
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Ten dollars, hmm?
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I used to light my cigars
with ten dollar bills, heh!
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Ooh, how about a cigar
to celebrate the occasion.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Uh, no thank you, I never use
tobacco in any form.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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It's very good.
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You know, I...sort of
expected it to explode.
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Explode?
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Oh, you must have me confused
with somebody else, warden.
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I'm a reformed man.
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Well, nice seeing you again.
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[laughing]
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Too-da-loo.
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Well, I wonder who is picking
him up for the drive
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back to Gotham City.
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Let's take a look.
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[dramatic music]
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You want a lift, big boy?
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Make it look good, Catwoman, put
a gun on me, the way we planned
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they're probably watching us.
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Get in this car
or I'll blow
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whatever little brains
you have out.
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She's kidnapping me!
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Honest!
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Kidnapped? By Catwoman?
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When he's barely
out of prison?
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I'd better call
Commissioner Gordon at once.
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I'll take care of that,
perhaps you can get
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some of your men after them
before they're far away.
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Good idea.
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[telephone ringing]
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Stately Wayne Manor.
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Alfred, plug me into the
Bat-phone and stand by.
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Consider it done, sir.
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I think I'd better take a rain
check on that luncheon date.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Bat-phone beeping]
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Yes, commissioner?
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You're calling to tell me that
Catwoman kidnapped Joker?
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I might've realized you'd be
on top of the situation Batman.
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Seems I'm always the last
to know anything.
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We'll be right there.
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Oh, you leaving, Mr. Wayne?
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In the light of the days
happenings
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I'm gonna forgo my usual
inspection of the prison.
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Any luck?
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Well, I've setup roadblocks
at all the major highway points
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leading back to Gotham City.
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It's a slim chance
but our only hope.
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With Joker in the feline
clutches of Catwoman
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who knows what
all of us maybe facing?
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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And at the Sleazy Hotel
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a sleazy hotel
across the street
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from Police Headquarters..
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Oh, thanks for my
old suit, Catwoman.
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I felt out of place
in this one.
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You looked out of place, Joker.
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But now you're back to your
handsome self again.
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Yes.
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What are you doing?
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The telescopic lens
on this Cat-gun
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affords me a fine
and magnified view
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of Commissioner Gordon's office
right across the street.
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Oh!
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Ooh, so it does,
so it does.
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And unless my youthful eyes
are deceiving me
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that looks like the
Dynamic Dimwits in that office.
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You're going to kill them,
I hope, I hope, I hope.
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No, Joker.
Just going to send Batman
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the first of several little
tokens of my...affection.
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- The first?
- Yes.
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He's as evilly clever as we.
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He'll no doubt figure out
where my memento came from.
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And will pay a call
in this hotel room.
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- Oh, we better be gone.
- We will.
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But I'll leave a second token
of my devotion in our place.
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[chuckles]
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Yes, we have our work
cut out for us, alright.
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I should say we do.
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Anytime two arch criminals
get together Gotham City
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and perhaps the world
is in for enormous difficulty.
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But Catwoman kidnapped Joker
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maybe the fellow sincerely
wants to go straight.
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[gunshot]
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Mother Machree!
We're under attack.
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No, hold your fire,
Chief O'Hara.
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We're not sure which direction
that bullet came from.
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Innocent people
might be hurt.
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Yes, sir.
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[dramatic music]
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It appears to be
a message of some sort.
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Holy special delivery!
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"This one was
just a warning, Batman.
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The next one will
be between your eyelids."
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Any signature?
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"Signed a well-wisher."
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Well, it seems like somebody
is interested in your welfare.
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You stay put.
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We'll Bat-creep
to the window.
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Did somebody lose
a contact lens?
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Get down, Barbara!
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Must've come from Hotel Sleazy
across the street.
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Judging from the trajectory
and the angle
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and figuring the wind
at six knots per hour
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north by north-east as per
this morning's weather report..
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X times...six square
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[mumbling indistinctly]
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Yes! You see..
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...it came from that room
on that floor.
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There doesn't seem
to be anyone here.
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- You sure this is the room?
- Positive.
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That's the suit Joker wore when
he was released from prison.
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No fingerprints.
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But judging from the familiar
scent of Cat-lily perfume
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which is Catwoman's trademark..
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...and that suit over there.
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I would assume that they were
both in this room
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not less than
three minutes ago.
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Find anything?
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That scrap of paper
and nothing more.
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(Robin)
'Batgirl, what are you
doing here?'
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Just thought I might be able
to lend a glove, so to speak.
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You constantly amaze me,
Batgirl, I can't figure out
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how you manage to stay on top of
the caper as quickly as we do.
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Tea leaves, stars,
crystal gazing..
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'...all part of a woman crime
fighters arsenal, Batman.'
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Any clues?
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Enough to let us know
we're dealing
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with both Catwoman and Joker.
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How can I help?
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Until we find something
more tangible, you can't.
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Well, then it's
hello and goodbye.
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At least for now.
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At least for now.
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That scrap of paper,
Batman, it's gone.
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Yes, Batgirl, slipped it
into her belt
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when she thought
I wasn't looking.
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You think she's trying
to double-cross us?
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No. But she's a woman, Robin
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with a woman's inborn desire
to outsmart men.
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[sighs]
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Tea leaves,
crystal gazing, stars..
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I wonder what she'll
come up with next.
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[Joker laughing]
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You like it, Joker?
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It's me. It's like
I never left home.
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Oh, you certainly have
an eye for decoration.
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Now, it's time
to meet my cat's-paws.
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Front and center henchmen.
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[Joker laughing]
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This is Giggler.
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Oh, it's sure gonna be nice
working with you, Joker.
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[laughing]
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This is Laugher.
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[laughs]
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I've always wanted to work
with you, Joker.
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It's a realization
of my boyhood dream.
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[laughs]
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Well, thanks fellows.
Keep smiling.
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They're good men, Joker.
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Purr-fect age to camp
for our evil crime spree
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don't you think?
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Oh, purr-fect, Catwoman.
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Oh, and speaking
of evil crime sprees..
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Shall I catalog it
for you, Joker?
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Categorically, Catwoman.
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Then cast your eyes on this.
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- A poem?
- Yes.
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Handwritten over
200 years ago
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during the French
and Indian war.
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I purr-loined it
from the library.
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It was written by Garcon
Maltese, the famous crook.
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And it's a clue to one million
pounds of gunpowder he stole
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and hid somewhere in
the environs of Gotham City.
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Oh, now, you're talking.
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One million of anything
is a lot.
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We're going to find
that gunpowder
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and blow a hole in the
Federal Depository building
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you can drive a truck through.
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Then drive a truck through
and loot the place.
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Oh, why don't we just heist
a bunch of dynamite?
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Far too simple, Joker.
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And not half as much fun
as being devilishly clever.
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After all we're not
common thieves.
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No.
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Listen.
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"Gunpowder is what
you shall find
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"should you have
a most illogical mind
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"in riches you will wallow
if you carefully follow
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the clues I have
herein consigned."
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His iambic pentameter's
a bit off.
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- What he should've said was--
- Now, listen.
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"My old nightshirt
will do for a start
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"in it's hem is a clue
that's a chart.
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"Then from there find my crib
on it's side is a fib.
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And my powder is yours
if you're smart."
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Oh, your voice
has a nice lilt, Catwoman.
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But just what does
all that mean?
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I've located the nightshirt
and the crib.
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Now, our next move
is to purr-loin
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and if possible
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purr-manently purr-rge
Batman, Batgirl
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and Robin the Boy Wonder.
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Do they know about that poem?
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If they don't they should..
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...shortly.
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The missing corner
of this parchment
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was intentionally left in that
fleabag of a hotel room.
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Meanwhile back in her guise
as Barbara Gordon
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the mild-mannered librarian.
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The document she wants
is missing.
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But the Gotham City Library
makes microcopies
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of everything.
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[dramatic music]
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- I'll take it, Alfred.
- Right, sir.
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Yes, commissioner.
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Batman, this is Batgirl.
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Batgirl, on
Commissioner Gordon's red phone?
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Just as there are secrets
in crime fighting
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so should every crime fighter
be allowed his
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'or her secret.'
257
00:15:18,909 --> 00:15:19,307
Agreed.
258
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,441
But I've come upon
something
259
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:23,377
that'll help you search
for Catwoman and the Joker.
260
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,912
Crystal gazing again, Batgirl?
261
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:27,446
This time I used cards.
262
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,313
Just meet me immediately
263
00:15:28,315 --> 00:15:30,882
at the apartment
of Little Louie Groovy
264
00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:31,449
27 Disc Drive.
265
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,918
Little Louie Groovy,
the teenage tycoon
266
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,520
who's never missed producing
a million seller record?
267
00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:39,122
Gosh, Bruce.
I've always wanted to meet him.
268
00:15:39,124 --> 00:15:41,124
We'll be right there.
269
00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,227
To the Bat-poles.
270
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,463
[dramatic music]
271
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,417
Shortly, in the groovy pad
of Little Louie
272
00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:13,420
the young tycoon
of the recording business.
273
00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:14,421
What are you recording tonight?
274
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,055
You never tell me
anything anymore.
275
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:19,458
Ah, a new group I just
discovered about 20 minutes ago
276
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,626
called
the Gotham Boulevard Off-ramp.
277
00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:25,162
They oughta have the number one
record in the country.
278
00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:26,496
'Look, I gotta
make my money fast.'
279
00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:29,198
Another couple of years,
I'll be in my mid-twenties.
280
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,968
Too old for the music business.
Over the hill!
281
00:16:34,337 --> 00:16:36,671
It's no wonder I'm insecure.
282
00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:38,172
Okay, split.
283
00:16:38,174 --> 00:16:42,342
Oh, oh, what a client I got.
284
00:16:42,943 --> 00:16:46,045
[instrumental music]
285
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,572
Ah.
286
00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:28,618
Little Louie,
you've just slipped the groove.
287
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,386
Who's that?
288
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,723
Look, if you're here to rob me
289
00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:38,559
I oughta warn you
that I'm a karate expert
290
00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,060
and I can hurt ya.
291
00:17:40,062 --> 00:17:41,528
So stay back.
292
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:42,461
Hyah!
293
00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:45,630
Karate isn't effective
unless accompanied by yelling.
294
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,766
Let him howl
until he sprains a vocal cord.
295
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,567
Then get him.
296
00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:53,302
[yelling]
297
00:17:55,238 --> 00:17:57,606
[all yelling]
298
00:17:59,508 --> 00:18:02,042
[yelling]
299
00:18:06,347 --> 00:18:08,214
I can't yell anymore.
300
00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:10,449
I'm done for.
301
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:14,419
[laughing]
302
00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:19,023
Alright, boys, now.
303
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,158
[yelling]
304
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,395
[laughing]
305
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,470
Oh, I have to
give you credit, Catwoman.
306
00:18:35,472 --> 00:18:40,408
I expected this place to be
in shambles because of a fight.
307
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,776
As it may yet be, Joker.
308
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,811
So, Batman,
you found us.
309
00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,513
As you perhaps planned,
Catwoman.
310
00:18:46,515 --> 00:18:48,681
The mere thought
of pulling a caper
311
00:18:48,683 --> 00:18:49,648
without your masked meddling
312
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,384
would be most
purr-turbing to me.
313
00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:56,688
Found us, you have.
And get you, we will.
314
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,423
Get them, boys.
315
00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:01,459
[dramatic music]
316
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,600
My first royalty check.
317
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,791
[music continues]
318
00:19:38,795 --> 00:19:42,697
No, no. That's $4000.
Please, don't.
319
00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:02,382
Oh, no, no.
Please, please.
320
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,584
[music continues]
321
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:10,822
You guys
ruined my apartment.
322
00:20:10,824 --> 00:20:14,392
It'll cost over $11,000
to replace all the goodies.
323
00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:17,728
Never fear, Mr. Groovy.
Full restitution will be made.
324
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,496
Even if it takes
Catwoman and Joker
325
00:20:19,498 --> 00:20:22,532
the rest of their natural lives
to pay it off.
326
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:26,469
I can't understand why you went
through all that trouble
327
00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:27,803
to steal a nightshirt.
328
00:20:27,805 --> 00:20:29,371
He doesn't know
about the gunpowder.
329
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,806
- Give him a catchy story.
- Oh.
330
00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:34,208
Well, it was all
Catwoman's fault fellas.
331
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:37,177
If you recall,
it was she who kidnapped me.
332
00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:38,178
You Cat-fink!
333
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,513
She told me that Louie Groovy
was a hip cat
334
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:43,549
and it might be fun if we stole
the cat's pajamas.
335
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:45,918
'Well, you know
how I am about..'
336
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,185
..about practical jokes.
337
00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:47,818
I couldn't resist it.
338
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,287
You must have flipped your
raspberry, Joker.
339
00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:53,323
How could you allow anyone
to talk you into this stupidity?
340
00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:56,893
Agreed. You're absolutely
and positively right.
341
00:20:56,895 --> 00:20:59,428
Oh, I made a dreadful mistake.
342
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:01,363
Oh, let bygones be bygones.
343
00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:04,232
I'd like to shake hands
with both of you.
344
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:05,366
Can't we be friends?
345
00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:08,435
I'd rather shake hands
with a spitting cobra.
346
00:21:08,437 --> 00:21:09,736
You're being cynical, Robin.
347
00:21:09,738 --> 00:21:14,607
To err is human,
to forgive divine.
348
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:17,309
Perhaps he has repented.
349
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:22,647
I think the poor fellow
should have a fighting chance.
350
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,415
I'll shake your hand, Joker.
351
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,584
Uh, okay,
I'll shake your hand too.
352
00:21:28,652 --> 00:21:30,386
[laughing]
353
00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:34,556
Another practical joke, Joker.
354
00:21:34,558 --> 00:21:36,391
Not exactly, Batman.
355
00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:39,026
No, it's my lethal
Joker-buzzer.
356
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:42,062
One by one your five senses
will leave you.
357
00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:43,396
'Then your lungs will collapse.'
358
00:21:43,398 --> 00:21:47,600
'And shortly you will be
kaput, fini, defunct.'
359
00:21:47,602 --> 00:21:50,970
Oh, sorry we can't stay
for the big finish, Batman.
360
00:21:50,972 --> 00:21:54,707
But I'll always treasure
the memory of this moment.
361
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:56,608
[laughing]
362
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,943
Let's go.
363
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,665
Three beats a minute,
not too good.
364
00:22:37,882 --> 00:22:39,115
What took you so long,
Batgirl?
365
00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:42,451
Rush hour traffic. Plus
all the lights were against me.
366
00:22:42,453 --> 00:22:44,886
You wouldn't have wanted me
to speed, would you?
367
00:22:44,888 --> 00:22:48,089
Your good driving habits
almost cost us our lives.
368
00:22:48,091 --> 00:22:49,857
Rules are rules, Robin.
369
00:22:49,859 --> 00:22:52,726
But you do have a point.
370
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,927
[groaning]
371
00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:58,029
How did you know that Catwoman
and Joker would be here?
372
00:22:58,031 --> 00:23:01,065
It's all written in a poem
they have in their possession.
373
00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:03,867
The nightshirt they stole
and a cradle are clues
374
00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:05,802
to an enormous cache
of gunpowder.
375
00:23:05,804 --> 00:23:06,602
Where's the cradle?
376
00:23:06,604 --> 00:23:07,970
In the possession
of Karnaby Katz.
377
00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:10,439
Devil May Care
men's clothing designer
378
00:23:10,441 --> 00:23:11,640
from Londinium.
379
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,642
Here, drink this.
380
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:14,809
Water?
381
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,644
Champagne.
382
00:23:23,685 --> 00:23:25,085
Over here.
383
00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:27,786
Oh, oh.
384
00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:29,954
Oh, my head.
385
00:23:31,823 --> 00:23:32,789
We're too late.
386
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,457
What happened, Mr. Katz?
387
00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:41,497
The 17 year locust have
descended upon me, governor.
388
00:23:42,699 --> 00:23:44,833
But they didn't touch the safe.
389
00:23:44,835 --> 00:23:46,534
'Or my wife's jewels.'
390
00:23:46,536 --> 00:23:48,402
'Or my collection
of comic books'
391
00:23:48,404 --> 00:23:50,537
or anything valuable like that.
392
00:23:50,539 --> 00:23:53,039
All they took,
was a little cradle
393
00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,442
that I picked up
at an antique store.
394
00:23:56,444 --> 00:23:58,977
Why do you suppose
they did that?
395
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,812
That is the question.
396
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,580
How long ago did they leave?
397
00:24:02,582 --> 00:24:03,981
Seconds before you walked in.
398
00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:06,917
I thought you might have
met them on their way out.
399
00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:11,021
Do you have any idea where
the gunpowder might be, Batgirl
400
00:24:11,023 --> 00:24:13,656
or why they might want it?
401
00:24:13,658 --> 00:24:15,691
The poem would lead us
to the clues
402
00:24:15,693 --> 00:24:16,925
and without the clues
we're lost.
403
00:24:16,927 --> 00:24:20,161
'We can just wait and see
what their next move is.'
404
00:24:20,163 --> 00:24:24,064
Where could they have
disappeared to so quickly?
405
00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:26,032
Closer that you think.
406
00:24:26,034 --> 00:24:27,733
Just outside
waiting to ambush you.
407
00:24:27,735 --> 00:24:32,437
Will Joker and Catwoman make
good their perfidious plan
408
00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:33,838
to steal millions?
409
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,939
For the answer to these
410
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,107
and other cataclysmic questions
411
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,442
watch the next episode.
412
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,548
[theme music]
413
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:48,550
¶ Batman
414
00:24:49,652 --> 00:24:51,653
¶ Batman
415
00:24:52,755 --> 00:24:54,756
¶ Batman
416
00:24:55,991 --> 00:24:57,992
¶ Batman
417
00:24:59,094 --> 00:25:00,694
¶ Batman
418
00:25:00,696 --> 00:25:02,128
¶ Batman
419
00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:04,096
¶ Batman
420
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:09,467
¶ Na na na na na
421
00:25:09,469 --> 00:25:12,169
¶ Batman