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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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(male narrator)
Noon in Gotham City.
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While millions of workers,
hurry to their midday meal
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at a posh private luncheon
the cities ten best dress woman
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are being named
by the towns top couturiers
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Rudi Gernreich.
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And finally number ten
is Mrs. Blanch.
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Who popularized the
mini muumuu for evening wear.
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[applause]
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As an extra added
fill up, ladies
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I have created
a new designation.
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For the best-dressed
crime fightress in Gotham City.
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The first annual Batty
is hereby presented to Batgirl.
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[applause]
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To accept the award
for Batgirl
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are Commissioner Gordon
and Chief O'Hara.
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On behalf of Batgirl,
Mayor Linseed, Chief O'Hara
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the entire Gotham City
police force and myself.
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'Thank you, Mr. Gernreich.'
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This award just goes to prove
that there is room for style
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even in crime fighting.
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- 'Ridiculous.'
- 'It's Catwoman.'
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I said, ridiculous,
nonsense, foolish prattle.
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How can Batgirl
be the best anything
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when Catwoman is around.
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No best dressed list
is complete without
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the addition
of the Queen of Criminals.
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The Princess of Plunder,
yours untruly.
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Right, Manx and Angora?
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(both)
Right.
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[laughing]
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In any comparison
between Batgirl and myself
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she runs a poor third.
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Just a minute, Catwoman,
you can't come here
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and disrupt
a luncheon like this.
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Or my awards.
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Ah, but I can, gentlemen.
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And I have!
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You ladies,
with your fancy hairdos
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'what do you know about beauty?'
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After you suffer the effects
of my hair raising bomb
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'you will never be able to raise
your heads in public again'.
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Then we'll see
who's the fairest of them all.
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No, not our hair.
Anything but that.
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[hissing]
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[explosion]
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[Catwoman laughing]
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[ladies clamoring]
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[Catwoman laughing]
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I read your mind,
commissioner.
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- To the Bat-phone.
- Right.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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In a fashionable
midtown men's shop
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Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson
scan the new styles.
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Gosh, Bruce, my first tux shirt
for the first school prom.
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I don't know how
to tie a bow tie.
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I wouldn't be concerned
about that, Dick.
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Alfred and I will give you
the benefit of our vast years
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of experience.
How do you like this one here?
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[beeping]
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Commissioner Gordon is trying
to get to us on the Bat-phone.
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- We'd better get home.
- No, there's no time for that.
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We'll change into our spare
Bat-outfits in the limousine
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and leg-it
to police head quarters.
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Leg-it? How about a taxi?
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Arriving at
Commissioner Gordon's office
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in a taxi might be deemed
a trifle ostentatious thing.
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But that's three miles
from here.
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A sound mind and a sound body.
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Vamoose, amigo.
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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Thank you, citizen.
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Bat-run.
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[music continues]
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Ruined their hair forever.
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Catwoman really
knows a woman's weak spot.
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Her last words were
something about her
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intended to become the best
dressed woman in Gotham City.
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A noble ambition,
but now the problem is
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how do we catch her
before she create further havoc.
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Just as you'd set a thief
to catch a thief.
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You might be able
to capture Catwoman
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by using Batgirl as the bait.
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Never. Oh, I'm sorry
to be so abrupt, Miss Gordon.
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But I wouldn't dream
of endangering
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that fair ladies head.
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No, you'd better leave
the crime fighting to the men.
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'Commissioner Gordon,
Chief O'Hara'
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'we'll let you know
if we get any clues.'
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Let's go, Robin.
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And in an abandoned loft
in the heart of
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Gotham City's Garment Centre.
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Catwoman is fashioning
her criminal conspiracy.
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While her admiring henchmen,
Angora and Manx look on.
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[instrumental music]
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I'm pleased to say everything
is going exactly as scheduled.
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Batgirl is the perfect mouse
for my Cat-trap.
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Well, you'll have
to catch her first.
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Oh, we'll catch her alright.
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And as soon as the troublesome
trio is eliminated
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we can steal the golden fleece.
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The golden what?
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The golden fleece.
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It is the single most valuable
piece of clothing in creation.
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A million dollars worth
of 24 karat gold cloth.
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All woven
into one gorgeous garment
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belonging to
Queen Bess of Belgravia.
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I managed to purloin
this picture of it today.
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at the couturier luncheon.
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'Ha ha ha.
When no one was looking.'
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[purring]
I glow with
the thought of that garment.
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How much can we
get for it in the open market?
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- There's no open market for it.
- Then what good is it?
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We sell it back to Queen Bess.
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It's a national
Belgravian treasure.
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'Her country
will pay anything for it.'
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[laughing]
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She's due to arrive
here today for a series
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of private audiences
in Gotham City.
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If she returns
to Belgravia without it
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her people will be up in arms.
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In other words...we are
in the catbird seat.
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Manx...take a telegram.
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"The annual fashion show
also run by Rudi Gernreich
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"in the show room of
Fashion Nation Magazine.
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'"and I'm gonna get away
with it, signed Catwoman."'
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'That's the message, Batman.'
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What an enormous ego she has
telling us her plan.
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What do we do, Batman?
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Let us handle it,
commissioner.
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And if you should hear
from Batgirl, don't
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repeat, don't tell her
about this turn of events
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your daughter Barbara
may have been correct
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when she said, this might be
a trap for Batgirl.
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Right.
I won't tell Batgirl a thing.
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Won't tell Batgirl what, daddy?
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Um, well..
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I guess, I can tell you,
after all you're not Batgirl.
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Having learned of Catwoman's
plan from Commissioner Gordon
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Barbara Gordon
dawns her guise as Batgirl.
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Best dressed
crime fightress in America.
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While Batgirl hurries
to her faithful appointment
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Batman approaches
from another direction.
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[instrumental music]
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In the showroom
of Fashion Nation Magazine
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Rudi Gernreich
again regales the assemblage
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with his drawl comments.
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(Rudi)
'For the rest
of this year at least'
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the fashionable woman will be
wearing less than ever before.
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'There is a continuing trend
towards mini dresses'
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'mini gloves
and even mini shoes.'
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Mini ha-ha.
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[girls screaming]
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[Catwoman laughing]
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If you'll all remains calm
no one will get hurt.
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Just why are you doing this?
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These are all one of a kind
clothes, Rudi.
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I intend to add them
to my wardrobe.
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Let no one say
that Catwoman is not
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the best dressed woman
in the world.
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There are no fashion shows
where you're going, Catwoman.
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How could
a feline villainess like you
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also be a fashion model.
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'Credit where credit is due,
Robin.'
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She may be evil
but she...is attractive.
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You'll know more about that
in a couple of years.
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Now, are you coming quietly,
Catwoman, or must we use force?
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Your silver toned oratorio
has convinced me, Batman.
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I hereby remit myself
to your muscular custody.
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Don't try to pull
the wool over our eye-slits.
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Now, would I
do a thing like that?
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[Catwoman laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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You cats slip back
to the hideout.
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There's only one ingredient
missing in this stew.
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- Batgirl.
- Look again, Catwoman.
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[music continues]
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Batgirl, how'd you
find out about this.
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I specifically asked
Commissioner Gordon
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not to involve you.
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We can fight our own battles.
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Look. Catwoman's going
into the models dressing room.
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[screaming]
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[snarls]
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If the dynamic drips react
the way I expect them to react
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they will no step into
this most hallowed
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and forbidden no-man's land.
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But Batgirl will.
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[dramatic music]
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What're we going to do?
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We can't step into
that most hallowed
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and forbidden no-man's land
without closing our eyes.
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And if we close our eyes,
we can't see anything.
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A sound observation, Robin.
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You can't go in there, but I can
and with my eyes wide open.
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[music continues]
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Come out, come out.
Wherever you are, Catwoman.
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Right here.
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[hissing]
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She's been in there over a
minute. I hope nothing's wrong.
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We can't wait any longer, Robin.
Cover your eyes.
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Now, let's go in.
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[instrumental music]
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Close the door, Robin,
there are other eyes.
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Uh, Batgirl, are you in here?
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Catwoman kidnapped her, Batman.
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Holy Robert Louis Stevenson!
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- Which direction did they go?
- Out through the side door.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, no, no, to your left.
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[music continues]
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Excuse me.
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Careful, Robin,
I think it's a lady.
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Take my cape.
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Ooh!
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(female #1)
'May I suggest you take your
hands away from your eyes'
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you're liable to maim yourself.
We're fully clothed.
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[music continues]
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What now, Batman?
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She's probably
got a big head start on us.
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Yes. I'm certain it's all part
of her plan to kidnap Batgirl.
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But why?
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Do you think
she'll kill Batgirl?
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Or worse, Robin.
Or worse.
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[dramatic music]
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We can't miss, boys.
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This is the most catacaustic
plan in my catalog of crime.
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Looks alright in theory,
but how're you gonna keep
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Batman and Robin from
sticking their masks in it?
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Simplicity itself.
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Look, here we are
on Pussyfoot Road
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and here
is Belgravian embassy
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Where Batman
has been invited by Queen Bess.
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For a private audience
at 3 o'clock.
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So, we steal
the golden fleece there
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at the precise moment
the turgid twosome arrive here
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to rescue
their precious ally Batgirl.
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Oh, you mean, they can't be
in two places at once.
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No, Angora, they can't.
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And no hero worth his salt
would let a lady expire.
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It's foolproof I tell you,
purr-fectly foolproof.
253
00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:37,183
And you Catwoman
are an even bigger fool
254
00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:38,150
than I thought you were.
255
00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:40,552
We who enforce the law
would gladly lay down
256
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,421
our lives for it.
Batman won't be here.
257
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,890
He'll be at
the Belgravian embassy
258
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,025
thwarting your nefarious scheme.
259
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,159
Angora, gag her!
260
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:53,096
Crime fighters should be seen
and not heard.
261
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:58,467
There. That's all we'll hear
of her nonsense.
262
00:13:58,469 --> 00:14:01,169
Manx, set up the pattern cutter.
263
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:02,503
[dramatic music]
264
00:14:02,505 --> 00:14:05,506
You'd better pray
that Batman is a man-man
265
00:14:05,508 --> 00:14:06,940
more than he is a policeman.
266
00:14:06,942 --> 00:14:11,010
Angora, get her ready
for the grand opening.
267
00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:12,811
[dramatic music]
268
00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:17,815
Yes, my dear. You will make
a purr-fect pinafore.
269
00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:21,552
The type of garment no one
will recognize you in or as.
270
00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:27,224
Ha ha. If you should pardon
a final cutting remark.
271
00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,492
[dramatic music]
272
00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:43,471
So far all of her crimes
seems to've followed
273
00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,105
a preordained scheme
274
00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:46,306
Have you figured it out, Robin?
275
00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:49,275
Well, first she attacked
those ladies at that luncheon
276
00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:50,175
with a hair raising bomb.
277
00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:53,578
And then she stole
all those one of a kind clothes
278
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:57,848
It would appear she's on an
apparel binge of some kind.
279
00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:01,451
No doubt. Now, what could
she do for a topper.
280
00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:04,554
Something connected
with clothing that might
281
00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:06,222
cap her crimes to date.
282
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:09,325
Holy priceless collection
of encrusted snoods!
283
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,193
- Right, Batman.
- Wrong.
284
00:15:11,195 --> 00:15:14,529
There isn't much call
for a encrusted snoods
285
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:15,930
these days, Robin.
286
00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:19,433
Besides Catwoman's mind
is more commercial.
287
00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:23,970
Uh, speaking of mind, sir.
If I may make so bold.
288
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:25,504
Uh, be bold, Alfred.
289
00:15:25,506 --> 00:15:28,373
It would appear
that your mind is not really
290
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,007
on the subject your pursuing.
291
00:15:30,009 --> 00:15:31,441
Very observant, Alfred.
292
00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:32,875
My mind's on Batgirl.
293
00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:35,577
Wherever she is,
whatever dire danger she faces.
294
00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:39,147
And we have an audience with
Queen Bess of Belgravia
295
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:39,981
at exactly 3 o'clock.
296
00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:43,384
Yes, another
mental aggravation facing us.
297
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,618
But can't you postpone it, sir?
298
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,454
No, our diplomatic protocol
forbids it, Alfred.
299
00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:50,323
She specifically requested
meeting us
300
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:54,560
to discuss the rise
in Belgravian misdemeanors.
301
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,295
Commissioner Gordon
and Chief O'Hara
302
00:15:56,297 --> 00:15:59,164
are waiting now
to accompany us to..
303
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:04,135
- And to get back to Catwoman.
- What is it, Batman?
304
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,670
Queen Bess of Belgravia
has a golden fleece
305
00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:08,672
she wears for special occasions.
306
00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:11,341
No doubt she's brought it
with her to Gotham City.
307
00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:14,677
It's spun from pure gold
and it's worth a fortune, Robin.
308
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:16,178
But what would Catwoman
want with that?
309
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,381
It's too hot to handle
for any self-respecting fence.
310
00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:22,917
But if it were to be
stolen from Queen Bess.
311
00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:25,920
Belgravia would be
up a creek without a fleece.
312
00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:28,455
They might even
declare war on our country.
313
00:16:28,457 --> 00:16:30,990
No doubt Queen Bess
would mortgage herself
314
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,158
to the hill to get it back.
315
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,559
Nobody wants war.
316
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,995
Gee, Batman,
Belgravia's such a small country
317
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,296
we'd beat them in a few hours.
318
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:43,233
Yes and then we'd have
to support them for years.
319
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,301
Come on, Robin,
her majesty awaits.
320
00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:48,070
And just perhaps
we'll get some clue
321
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:51,106
as too Batgirl's whereabouts.
322
00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:54,308
It's 20 minutes of three,
Batgirl.
323
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:59,046
The next sound you hear will be
an automatic pattern cutter
324
00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:00,080
with teeth of steal.
325
00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:03,716
It will take 20 minutes to do
the work cut out for it.
326
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:07,586
To cut you into
a purr-fect pinafore.
327
00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:08,620
[laughing]
328
00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:11,589
[dramatic music]
329
00:17:11,591 --> 00:17:14,024
[purring]
330
00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:17,259
[machine whirring]
331
00:17:26,736 --> 00:17:29,170
And that's why I think
Catwoman will be
332
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,205
at the Belgravian embassy,
commissioner.
333
00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:32,506
A brilliant deduction, Batman.
334
00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:34,708
I couldn't have done
better meself.
335
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,109
It's 20 minutes to three.
336
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:39,078
Time, to coin a phrase,
is a-wasting.
337
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,079
[telephone buzzing]
338
00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:41,513
- Yes, Bonnie.
- 'Hello, baby.'
339
00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:46,317
'This is Catwoman
purring in your shell like ear.'
340
00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:47,217
Y-y-y-you..
341
00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:49,586
You have some nerve
calling me here, Catwoman.
342
00:17:49,588 --> 00:17:52,555
Just doing my duty
as a citizen, commissioner.
343
00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:56,158
- Helping to save a life.
- To whom are you referring?
344
00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,662
None other than Batgirl
the distaff crime fighter.
345
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,998
- Batgirl?
- May I have that, commissioner?
346
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,201
This is Batman, Catwoman.
347
00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:09,168
Oh.
348
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,469
[giggles]
349
00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:12,471
Speak of the angel.
350
00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:14,272
Just what are you doing?
351
00:18:14,274 --> 00:18:16,140
And to whom are you doing it?
352
00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:20,344
You'd better get to
32 Pussyfoot Road, Batman.
353
00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:26,616
Where a steal pattern cutter is
just going to work on Batgirl.
354
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:29,652
[machine whirring]
355
00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:35,023
Great Scott!
356
00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:37,258
Be here at 3 o'clock
on the button
357
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:42,229
if you don't want to find
Batgirl beside herself.
358
00:18:42,231 --> 00:18:44,598
[Catwoman purring]
359
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:47,634
Holy dilemma!
360
00:18:47,636 --> 00:18:49,202
If we go to rescue Batgirl
361
00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:50,603
Catwoman escapes
with the golden fleece!
362
00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:54,139
And if we go after Catwoman,
Batgirl dies.
363
00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:56,341
What..
What're you gonna do?
364
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,543
You go to the Belgravian
embassy, commissioner
365
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:00,577
and look for trouble.
366
00:19:00,579 --> 00:19:02,478
Yes, Catwoman may be there.
367
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,347
You go quickly and we'll join
you there but be weary.
368
00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:08,083
You must be on time for
the audience or you're liable
369
00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:12,053
to incur Queen Bess' renowned
and redoubtable, royal wrath.
370
00:19:12,055 --> 00:19:13,521
Heaven forbid.
Come on, chief.
371
00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:16,156
[instrumental music]
372
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,492
I had to get rid of them, Robin,
so that we could use the phone.
373
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:24,429
32 pussyfoot road
is not far from Wayne Manor.
374
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:28,132
'Just pray that Alfred
is near the Bat-phone.'
375
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:31,234
[dramatic music]
376
00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:35,137
This is one of your
sticky wickets, Alfred.
377
00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,305
- Indeed, sir.
- Yes.
378
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,674
If she recognizes you
as Bruce Wayne's butler
379
00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,642
she's liable
to analyze the connection
380
00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:44,312
and learn Robin's
and my secret true identities.
381
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:46,280
But we have to take the chance.
382
00:19:46,282 --> 00:19:48,882
Otherwise Batgirl dies.
383
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,282
What do you suggest, sir?
384
00:19:50,284 --> 00:19:54,719
A disguise. Something as alien
as possible to your normal self.
385
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:57,455
But speed is of the essence.
386
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:01,425
And what of Queen Bess
of Belgravia
387
00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:04,895
and the glittering
golden fleece?
388
00:20:04,897 --> 00:20:06,496
Is it 3 o'clock yet?
389
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,831
Almost, Your Royal Goodness.
390
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,665
It's two minutes off.
391
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:15,303
Oh! Well, then we must prepare
to meet our guests.
392
00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:18,539
[instrumental music]
393
00:20:24,746 --> 00:20:26,580
- Who are you?
- Catwoman.
394
00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:29,349
Is she on my list
for today's audience?
395
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:30,383
No, Your Royal Goodness.
396
00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:33,953
Call my social secretary
for an appointment.
397
00:20:35,221 --> 00:20:38,590
Sorry, Queenie,
but I'm anti-social.
398
00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:41,693
[machine whirring]
399
00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:45,596
[dramatic music]
400
00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:58,274
Oh!
Thank you, whoever you are.
401
00:20:58,276 --> 00:20:59,875
Think nothing of it, sweetheart.
402
00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:03,445
As a matter of fact,
it was selfish of me.
403
00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:04,946
- Selfish?
- Yes.
404
00:21:04,948 --> 00:21:06,347
I'm the janitor here.
405
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,449
If that machine
has sliced you to bits
406
00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:10,818
I'd have had
to clean up the mess!
407
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:13,954
- You look very familiar to me.
- Me? Oh, no.
408
00:21:13,956 --> 00:21:16,523
No, I'm the oldest
living hippy in this country.
409
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,691
You may have heard
about my being the first
410
00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:21,994
boy scout drop out
at the turn of the century.
411
00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:24,296
Hmm. Love.
412
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:25,830
See you around.
413
00:21:25,832 --> 00:21:28,933
[instrumental music]
414
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,508
(Catwoman)
How very nice of you to come.
415
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:41,278
'And tell me
where is the much admired'
416
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,314
Batman and his useful companion?
417
00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:47,517
I'm afraid Batman maybe a few
minutes late, Your Highness.
418
00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:49,986
Well, it's too bad,
because of they had been here
419
00:21:49,988 --> 00:21:53,422
they might be able
to save your worthless hides.
420
00:21:53,424 --> 00:21:55,056
I beg your pardon.
421
00:21:55,058 --> 00:21:58,793
Saints preserve us.
It's Catwoman.
422
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,428
In the adorable firm.
423
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:03,863
Now that Batman and Robin
are not here to fight
424
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,533
your battle for you,
let me see how really brave
425
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,668
'you timorous tidies are.'
426
00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:10,869
'Get them.'
427
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,905
Seem we arrived in
an opportune moment, Catwoman.
428
00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:16,841
Gosh, yes, Batman.
Holy crucial moment!
429
00:22:16,843 --> 00:22:18,976
Most apt, boy blunderer.
430
00:22:18,978 --> 00:22:20,811
But the presence
of you here indicates
431
00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:24,414
that you have forsaken your
partner in crime
432
00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,748
in order to pursue me.
433
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,617
[instrumental music]
434
00:22:28,918 --> 00:22:30,318
Batgirl.
435
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,021
Not a purr-fect pinafore,
Catwoman.
436
00:22:34,489 --> 00:22:35,922
Get them.
437
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,524
[music continues]
438
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:06,450
[music continues]
439
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,626
[Batgirl laughing]
440
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:18,928
Crime is a bad habit, Catwoman.
441
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,797
Let's go.
Warden Crichton awaits.
442
00:23:22,431 --> 00:23:23,831
[hissing]
443
00:23:27,135 --> 00:23:29,870
[instrumental music]
444
00:23:30,638 --> 00:23:32,472
You know what this is, Batman?
445
00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:35,675
The Royal order
of the Belgravian garter.
446
00:23:35,677 --> 00:23:37,476
Five declarations
one for each of us.
447
00:23:37,478 --> 00:23:42,380
For finding her majesties golden
fleece and returning it to her.
448
00:23:42,382 --> 00:23:43,581
And for finding her majesty.
449
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:46,650
Locked up in a closet
of that throne room she was.
450
00:23:46,652 --> 00:23:49,919
And it's a lucky thing
that we discovered her too.
451
00:23:49,921 --> 00:23:52,688
There are enough international
crisis running around
452
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:55,757
without us starting
one with Belgravia.
453
00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:57,725
[telephone buzzing]
454
00:23:59,461 --> 00:23:59,993
Yes, Bonnie.
455
00:23:59,995 --> 00:24:02,395
'Thought you should turn on your
television set, commissioner.'
456
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:05,998
'A roving live TV unit has
picked up something shocking.'
457
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,767
'Happening right now
in Gotham City.'
458
00:24:08,769 --> 00:24:10,435
Thank you, Bonnie.
459
00:24:12,771 --> 00:24:15,973
[instrumental music]
460
00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:20,443
Holy homecoming!
Egghead and Olga!
461
00:24:20,445 --> 00:24:23,179
Queen of
the Bessarovia Cossacks.
462
00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:27,449
No doubt back to bother,
badger and bewilder
463
00:24:27,451 --> 00:24:28,883
Gotham City once more.
464
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:32,486
Egghead, Olga and her
Bessarovian Cossacks are back.
465
00:24:32,488 --> 00:24:34,888
With another assortment
of devilish plots.
466
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:38,992
All happening here
in our next episode.
467
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:46,498
[theme music]
468
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,867
¶ Batman
469
00:24:49,635 --> 00:24:51,802
¶ Batman
470
00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:55,071
¶ Batman
471
00:24:55,906 --> 00:24:58,207
¶ Batman
472
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:02,110
¶ Batman Batman
473
00:25:02,112 --> 00:25:04,545
¶ Batman
474
00:25:06,681 --> 00:25:09,215
¶ Na na na na na na
475
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:11,984
¶ Batman