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¶ Batman
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Another crystal clear
day in Londonium.
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Though things are
getting a bit thick in..
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...Superintendent
Watson's office
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in venerable Ireland Yard.
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Before we left Ffogg Place,
we had ample evidence
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that Lord Ffogg and Lady Peasoup
could be the culprits
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you called us here from
Gotham City to uncover.
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And the delayed action knock
out fog capsule that exploded
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in the Batmobile
cinched it.
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Luckily, our general
emergency Bat-extinguisher
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took care of that.
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Do you suppose those
highway men might have planted
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something similar on
Batgirl's cycle, Batman?
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Batgirl's cycle?
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Yes, she turned up
outside Ffogg Place.
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Don't ask me how...or why.
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Or where she went.
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We never really saw her Batgirl
cycle, remember old chum?
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She may have escaped
completely unscathed.
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But how could
Lord Ffogg be involved
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in these robberies, Batman?
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With his gout so bad?
You saw his foot yourself.
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Possibly, an act.
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Well, was it an act too that
Lady Peasoup invited Miss Gordon
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the commissioner's
own daughter, to join
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the faculty of Ffogg place?
Even for a short while?
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I strongly recommend
she does not accept.
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And I strongly recommend
that we do not offend
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one of the most aristocratic
families in the land.
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Holy gullibility.
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Pardon me, commissioner,
but she's headed for trouble.
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Lady Prudence,
Lord Ffogg's daughter..
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[door clicking]
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(Gordon)
'Barbara, your ears
must be burning.'
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We were just
talking about you.
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Favorably, I trust.
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Your secretary asked me
to bring this parcel
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in to Batman, superintendent.
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It just arrived and
she said that I need not..
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Look out, Batman!
It's smoking!
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Yes, it seems
about to explode.
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We better all stand back.
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[dramatic music]
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman, Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman, Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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[bell ringing]
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Three silver bells.
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Holy tintinnabulation!
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They're rather pretty.
But what could they mean?
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It could be
a clue of some kind.
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- Or, a come-on.
- Exactly, Robin.
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Superintendent, isn't there
a famous pub somewhere
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in Londonium named
The Three Bells?
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Oh, indeed there is, Batman.
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On the river,
in the dock area.
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Oh, many is the pint of wallop
I have there. Ho-ho!
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Or had, I should say before
the hippies took over.
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- Hippies?
- The Mod set.
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Barnaby Street. They've
taken over The Three Bells.
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Is there some kind
of objective there
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that a canny criminal
might be interested in?
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Hmm, well, ships
loading and unloading
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in the dock area nearby.
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Oh! But wait!
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'There's a ship due
to leave the dock'
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'near The Three Bells
late today.'
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With a cargo of materials and
patents from Barnaby Street.
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Bound for our dominions.
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Holy rising hemlines.
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Are we being dared to stop
a robbery of miniskirts, Batman?
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And shortly, at Ffogg Place..
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Our possible hostage is arriving
any minute now, Marmaduke.
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And I don't see why
the girls and I are expected
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to go down to the docks
and be by The Three Bells.
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It was your idea, my sweet,
to lift that cargo
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bound for the dominions
from Barnaby Street.
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Yes, but that was before
we decided to fog in
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on the crown jewels in
the Tower of Londonium.
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A master plan involves various
stages of preparation, Penelope.
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This stage involves not
only the purloining
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of a shipment of material
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thereby controlling
the fashion world of Londonium
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but getting rid of Batman
once and for all.
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Batman, who, if he has
received my pungent parcel
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should be in The Three Bells.
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Miss Gordon,
your Ladyship.
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How nice to see you again,
Miss Gordon.
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But I'm afraid we've had
a slight change of plan.
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The girls and I
have to run in to Londonium
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'and Lord Ffogg has an
appointment in the city, too.'
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I'm so glad to see your gout
is better, Lord Ffogg.
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My gout. Oh, yes..
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It always improves
with a change of weather.
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Well, I'll have a chance to meet
the rest of the faculty anyway.
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'I am the rest
of the faculty, Ms. Gordon.'
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Along with
Lady Prudence, of course.
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Speaking of Lady Prudence,
sister dear
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I think she should
remain here with Ms. Gordon.
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I think she'll show Ms. Gordon
everything
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Ms. Gordon should be shown.
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Now that we got you all the way
up to Ffogg Place again
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we're not going
to let you go.
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Meanwhile in Londonium's
dock area..
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[intense music]
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This is the pub,
old chum.
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And that appears
to be the ship.
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With its cargo
from Barnaby Street.
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- Let's go.
- Not you, Robin.
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They have strict licensing
laws in this country.
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A boy of your age isn't
allowed in a drinking tavern.
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If it's been taken over
by hippies in the Mod set..
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You're far from Mod, Robin.
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And many hippies
are older than you are.
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Why don't you wait
near the Batmobile?
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I have a hunch that
you'll be of good use there.
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You'll know where
to find me if you need me.
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Right, Batman.
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[rock music]
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[music continues]
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The far crowd from
the old days, Your Lordship.
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It was more fun
when the Three Bells
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was full of foot-papes
and cut-throats.
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Aye. Me folks used
to come here then.
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The world changes, fellows.
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Skirts go up
and beers gulped
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but the pound note
still does it's charm.
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'That's right.'
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[instrumental music]
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Batman!
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Batman, indeed.
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Delighted to see that your
gout is cleared, Lord Ffogg.
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You're the second observant
person I've met today.
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- Care to join us on a pint?
- I don't drink.
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Not to drink, old boy?
What are you doing in this pub?
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I suspect you can answer
that better than I.
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No doubt, I can.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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Very agile, Batman.
But hardly observant.
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(Ffogg)
'Otherwise, you would
have realized'
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'that every person
in this pub'
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'knows where his next meal
is coming from.'
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And while the Caped Crusader
is cornered..
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[intense music]
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Oh, it's Robin,
the Boy Wonder.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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[intense music]
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- I'm out of my skin.
- You're out of your mind.
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He's cut the boat loose.
It's drifting away.
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With all those crazy
Mod materials.
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Use your wits, girls.
As you've been taught.
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- You, too, Duchess.
- Groovy.
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[intense music]
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You twentieth century
witch lady, Peasoup.
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You know I wouldn't
fight a female.
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Even a small army of females.
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Spoken like a true
gentleman, Boy Wonder.
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Gosh! What marvelous dreads.
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[screaming]
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Now, now, now, girls.
Stop gushing and pick him up.
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We must get out of here.
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[intense music]
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Back in their rendezvous,
outside Ffogg Place..
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I don't understand
that Lady Prudence, Alfred.
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Lord Ffogg's daughter.
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But I strongly suspect
Lady Peasoup
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is running a school
for gentle crooks.
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(Barbara)
'Not gentle women.'
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She told you that?
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(Barbara)
'Not in so many words.'
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But I think
there's strong feeling
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between her and her aunt.
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And Lady Prudence
could be playing
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all sides against each other
for reasons of her own.
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How did you get away?
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It wasn't easy.
I'll explain later.
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Now, back to the city
to report to your father.
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No. Back to Lord Ffogg's
cricket pavilion.
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It's the only place she didn't
show me, I may learn something.
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Lord Ffogg allows no one but his
sister and himself inside it.
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I'm not sure
that I can allow you.
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Batgirl can take care
of herself, Alfred.
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But you can do
something for me.
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Get a message to my father
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telling him that I'll be staying
here later than I'd expected.
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(Barbara)
'And ask him to alert Batman.
Can you do that?'
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I can certainly try, miss.
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[intense music]
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So it's back to being Batgirl
for Barbara Gordon.
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And in due time..
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[intense music]
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Slipping in to the forbidden
cricket pavilion
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at Ffogg Place..
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[intense music]
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"The Count of Claremont's
coin collection?"
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"Duchess of Desborough's
diamonds."
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"Her majesty's priceless
snuffboxes."
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And "Lady Easterlands
jeweled Easter eggs."
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[intense music]
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But whose side is Prudence on?
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[intense music]
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[music continues]
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While in the Three Bells Pub..
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By now, Lady Peasoup should be
in control of the boat's cargo.
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She should be in control
of Barnaby street
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and the Londonium
world of fashions.
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A step closer
to the king of crime.
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Mounting a suitable throne
and wearing the crown jewels.
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So we may leave
and leave Batman here.
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Here, your Lordship?
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'Aren't you asking
for a spark of trouble, sir?'
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- 'Blimey.'
- Don't worry, mates.
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This dynamic dolt will remember
nothing that happened here
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when I get through with him.
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Thanks to this
remarkable device.
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Which when fastened
to his collar and activated
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will reverse
the recollection center.
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I know nothing about your
remarkable device, Lord Ffogg.
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But your grizzly game
is almost up.
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Proof of your villainy
is inscribed
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indelibly on my mind.
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Which will shortly be erased.
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Hold his head still.
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Behold, no man has ever
been more far bound
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than Batman
at this very moment.
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You may untie him.
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'He won't be able to move
for a moment.'
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'When he does, his mind will
be completely blank.'
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A pretty puzzlement for our
friends at Ireland Yard.
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Toodle-oo, old boy.
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[intense music]
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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Good gracious, sir.
What's happened to you?
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I don't know.
Who are you, sir?
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Who am I?
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I better get you to
the Bat-cave at once.
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Bat-cave?
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00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:20,502
Yes. You know.
The Londonium Bat-cave.
253
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:23,371
Whatever's happened
to Master Robin?
254
00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:24,071
But Robin..
255
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:27,007
Well, never mind that.
We'll talk about that later.
256
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,543
Now, you just
get into this car.
257
00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:32,344
Come on.
258
00:15:32,346 --> 00:15:34,212
That's it.
259
00:15:34,546 --> 00:15:36,580
I'll drive.
260
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:43,486
It appears you're suffering
from a severe loss of memory.
261
00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:45,287
Fortunately, however I packed
262
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:48,089
the recollection psycho
Bat-restorer
263
00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:50,357
for this little
overseas trip.
264
00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:52,592
Now, sit down, sir.
265
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:57,529
It won't take a minute.
266
00:15:57,531 --> 00:15:59,631
Here we go.
267
00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:08,973
I don't know about this.
268
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:12,276
You may hear a bit
of a buzzing at first.
269
00:16:12,278 --> 00:16:14,444
[Bat-restorer buzzing]
270
00:16:14,446 --> 00:16:18,481
Ah! Of course!
I remember everything now.
271
00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:20,516
You're Alfred,
I'm Batman.
272
00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:23,252
But what could've
happened to Robin?
273
00:16:23,254 --> 00:16:25,554
I remember leaving him
in front of that pub
274
00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:28,924
to guard the boat with
Barnaby street's materials.
275
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:31,693
There was no boat
by that dock, sir.
276
00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:32,593
Yes, I remember.
277
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:34,494
I remember
not seeing the boat.
278
00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:35,561
I remember not seeing Robin.
279
00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:38,997
Possibly he's gotten in touch
with Commissioner Gordon
280
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,031
at venerable Ireland Yard.
281
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,966
Good thinking, Alfred.
I'll place a call
282
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,634
right now to
Superintendent Watson.
283
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,203
Sure and it was
a fine flight I had over.
284
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,406
And it's a beautiful city you
have here too, Superintendent.
285
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,942
I'm only sorry I have to turn
right around and go back home.
286
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:55,678
It's better for you to convey
the minutes of the meeting
287
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,380
directly to Mayor Linseed
in person, Chief O'Hara.
288
00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:00,281
Rather than trust them
to the mails.
289
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:03,017
I can't argue about that,
commissioner.
290
00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:06,720
There's nothing like
an Irish carrier pigeon.
291
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:11,324
[phone beeping]
292
00:17:14,094 --> 00:17:18,964
Venerable Island Yard.
Superintendent Watson here.
293
00:17:19,365 --> 00:17:21,399
Oh, hello, Batman!
294
00:17:21,401 --> 00:17:25,469
Oh, yes, of course.
It's for you, commissioner.
295
00:17:25,471 --> 00:17:26,503
Yes, Batman.
296
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,238
That perfidious Lord Ffogg
297
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,241
trapped me in the Three Bells
Pub, commissioner.
298
00:17:31,243 --> 00:17:33,376
Well, somehow the boat
for the dominions
299
00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:35,144
has mysteriously vanished.
300
00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:36,311
The boat vanished?
301
00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:39,647
With it's cargo of...
of mini cloth
302
00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:43,984
I'll get the river patrol
on it immediately.
303
00:17:43,986 --> 00:17:45,218
Along with Robin?
304
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,320
No, I haven't heard
a word from him.
305
00:17:47,322 --> 00:17:50,489
- But, are you alright?
- Never better.
306
00:17:50,491 --> 00:17:52,557
I'll get back to you.
307
00:17:57,596 --> 00:17:59,263
Nothing.
308
00:17:59,697 --> 00:18:01,397
Nothing.
309
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,198
How did you find me, Alfred?
310
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,433
Hmm. It concerns
Batgirl, sir.
311
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:08,302
And she's discovered
that the finishing school
312
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,238
at Ffogg Manor
is for girl criminals.
313
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,239
And she's now investigating
314
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,140
the super secret cricket
pavilion there.
315
00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:16,175
She thought
you ought to know.
316
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:17,009
But how did you--
317
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:19,378
To answer your
first question, sir.
318
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,747
I tracked you
to the dock area
319
00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:24,783
by the Batmobile
Bat-tracking device.
320
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:26,351
Good show, Alfred.
321
00:18:26,353 --> 00:18:28,386
About Batgirl..
322
00:18:30,389 --> 00:18:31,355
[intense music]
323
00:18:31,357 --> 00:18:36,326
Ah, I see she really
is a Batgirl.
324
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:38,795
Still paralyzed by
that paralyzing gas
325
00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:41,230
you turned off,
Lady Peasoup.
326
00:18:41,232 --> 00:18:43,465
She'll recover shortly.
327
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,499
And when she does
328
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,367
perhaps she should
find herself
329
00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:51,538
in the dungeon with her
young male counterpart, Robin.
330
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,040
You ogress! You vixen!
331
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,074
Ha ha! Yes.
332
00:18:55,076 --> 00:18:59,745
Well, the dungeon is immediately
below our gallery.
333
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,813
Ladies first.
334
00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:05,482
[intense music]
335
00:19:07,351 --> 00:19:08,651
[telephone ringing]
336
00:19:08,653 --> 00:19:09,718
That must be his Lordship.
337
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,787
He's the only one
who knows this number.
338
00:19:12,789 --> 00:19:16,157
Hello? Marmaduke?
Where are you?
339
00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:17,791
At my club
in Bleatstreet, Penelope.
340
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:21,261
Did you get that mini material
off that Barnaby Street boat?
341
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,529
No. All we got
was the Boy Wonder.
342
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:27,399
He cut the horses on the bed
and it drifted down the river.
343
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,434
What are you doing
in the cricket pavilion?
344
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,202
I've tried every phone
at Ffogg Place.
345
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:35,206
I'm putting him
and Batgirl in the dungeon.
346
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:35,606
Batgirl?
347
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,642
(Penelope)
'Bats come
in both sexes, Marmaduke.'
348
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:45,148
And this female of the species
broke into your treasure trove.
349
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,816
What happened with Batman?
350
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:47,716
We've taken care of him.
351
00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:52,254
But I've a much better idea
for Robin than a dungeon.
352
00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:55,257
[intense music]
353
00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:55,923
Alright, Alfred.
354
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:58,892
I'll respect your reticence
concerning Batgirl.
355
00:19:58,894 --> 00:19:59,759
Thank you, sir.
356
00:19:59,761 --> 00:20:01,861
Finding Robin's the first
order of the day.
357
00:20:01,863 --> 00:20:05,531
- The Bat-computer..
- We have no choice.
358
00:20:11,437 --> 00:20:13,604
"Wanch..
359
00:20:13,606 --> 00:20:15,772
"...wench..
360
00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:17,940
...wonch."
361
00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:19,608
It doesn't make
sense, Alfred.
362
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,977
Well, perhaps in moving
the Bat-computer
363
00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:24,479
is a bit off-kilter, sir.
364
00:20:27,282 --> 00:20:29,249
[Bat-computer dinging]
365
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:32,819
Winch.
366
00:20:32,821 --> 00:20:34,487
This still doesn't make sense.
367
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:35,588
(Alfred)
'It may, sir.'
368
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,424
The most prominent winch
in Londonium
369
00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:41,994
is in the winch room inside
the Tower Bridge.
370
00:20:41,996 --> 00:20:42,995
Which operates the mechanism
371
00:20:42,997 --> 00:20:46,431
which raises the arms of the
bridge to let ships through.
372
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,867
It should wind you to death
when the next ship comes along.
373
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:54,404
Torturer, sadist.
You're worse than your sister.
374
00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:55,004
A high compliment.
375
00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:57,740
Let's go outside and watch
the Boy Wonder die.
376
00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:59,908
Tit-bit, chin,
chin, cheerio.
377
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,744
[laughing]
378
00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:06,314
[intense music]
379
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:12,252
As an approaching ship starts
activating Tower Bridge
380
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:16,256
Robin has good reason
to look horrified.
381
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:24,363
[intense music]
382
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:37,976
If that ship gets any closer to
that bridge, Robin's done for.
383
00:21:37,978 --> 00:21:40,578
Quickly, Alfred.
The anti-mechanical Bat-ray
384
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,380
in the Bat-glove compartment.
385
00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:46,483
[intense music]
386
00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:51,854
To save his life, we'll have
to zero the Bat-ray
387
00:21:51,856 --> 00:21:55,824
in on the mechanical apparatus
and render them useless.
388
00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:59,727
[music continues]
389
00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:07,067
Something's happened.
390
00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:09,702
The blooming bridge
has stopped moving.
391
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:10,636
- Blimey!
- Oh!
392
00:22:10,638 --> 00:22:13,538
We better get back
in the winch room, governor.
393
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,506
Tally-ho!
Here we go!
394
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,307
[intense music]
395
00:22:17,309 --> 00:22:19,909
- How'd you get here?
- Down the bascule.
396
00:22:19,911 --> 00:22:20,542
Bascule?
397
00:22:20,544 --> 00:22:22,911
An escapement in which
the detent's mounted
398
00:22:22,913 --> 00:22:25,313
on a pivotal axis.
399
00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:29,950
[ship horn blowing]
400
00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,730
The dynamic destroyer.
401
00:22:43,732 --> 00:22:46,532
About to destroy you,
Lord Ffogg.
402
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,102
[intense music]
403
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:12,422
[music continues]
404
00:23:30,007 --> 00:23:33,509
[music continues]
405
00:23:49,859 --> 00:23:52,961
[intense music]
406
00:24:03,872 --> 00:24:05,138
That pipe.
407
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:09,108
Exactly, Batman.
My pipe of fog.
408
00:24:10,677 --> 00:24:13,912
[intense music]
409
00:24:15,948 --> 00:24:17,014
What's this?
410
00:24:17,016 --> 00:24:18,715
Batman and Robin fogbound
411
00:24:18,717 --> 00:24:21,484
in the winch room
of Tower Bridge?
412
00:24:21,486 --> 00:24:25,588
And Batgirl still paralyzed
by paralyzing fog
413
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,723
in the dungeon
of Ffogg Place?
414
00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:29,825
By Jove! It's disturbing.
415
00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,560
By Jove, it's exciting!
416
00:24:31,562 --> 00:24:33,628
By Jove, it's mystifying.
417
00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:36,864
By Jove, watch
the next episode.
418
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,765
By Jove.
419
00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:47,440
[theme music]
420
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:49,809
¶ Batman
421
00:24:50,644 --> 00:24:52,911
¶ Batman
422
00:24:53,646 --> 00:24:55,713
¶ Batman
423
00:24:56,448 --> 00:24:58,816
¶ Batman
424
00:24:59,117 --> 00:25:03,186
¶ Batman Batman
425
00:25:03,188 --> 00:25:05,721
¶ Batman
426
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,191
¶ Na na na na na na na
427
00:25:10,193 --> 00:25:12,593
¶ Batman