1 00:00:01,033 --> 00:00:04,368 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,305 --> 00:00:09,339 (male narrator) Surf's up at Gotham Point 3 00:00:09,341 --> 00:00:12,075 and all the local surfers are shaping up 4 00:00:12,077 --> 00:00:16,712 for the forthcoming World Surfing Championships. 5 00:00:19,115 --> 00:00:22,083 Here's Skip Parker, local surfing idol 6 00:00:22,085 --> 00:00:25,219 and the hottest wave jockey around 7 00:00:25,221 --> 00:00:28,488 riding out the soup.. 8 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:34,293 ...to join his current beach bunny, Barbara Gordon. 9 00:00:48,074 --> 00:00:50,475 You really shot that curl, Skip. 10 00:00:50,477 --> 00:00:52,143 Oh, I was just lucky. 11 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:55,746 Those combers are really hairy out there. 12 00:00:56,114 --> 00:00:57,414 'Whoo!' 13 00:00:59,116 --> 00:01:04,320 But a bad surf isn't the only thing at Gotham Point 14 00:01:04,322 --> 00:01:07,222 that's hairy this morning. 15 00:01:09,225 --> 00:01:14,796 Not with this jesting jackstraw the Joker on the scene. 16 00:01:16,131 --> 00:01:17,531 [click] Undine. 17 00:01:17,533 --> 00:01:20,166 While in the Hang Five, a surfers' hangout 18 00:01:20,168 --> 00:01:25,271 run by one time surfing great, Hot Dog Harrigan.. 19 00:01:25,273 --> 00:01:27,139 (Joker) 'Undine.' 20 00:01:27,141 --> 00:01:28,206 Coast is clear, Joker. 21 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:31,542 Hot Dog's working on his surfboard. 22 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:40,283 What are you doing to that surfboard, Hot Dog? 23 00:01:40,285 --> 00:01:42,551 Fixin' a ding in it. It's a little cavity. 24 00:01:42,553 --> 00:01:47,322 It's like being a fiberglass dentist. First.. 25 00:01:48,657 --> 00:01:50,124 [laughs] 26 00:01:50,126 --> 00:01:52,693 Beautiful. Toss him into a trashcan. 27 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:55,662 And make sure the lid is closed tight. 28 00:01:55,664 --> 00:01:56,796 [laughs] 29 00:01:56,798 --> 00:02:00,199 And, Undine, tell that hot, young surfer, Skip Parker 30 00:02:00,201 --> 00:02:03,468 he has a hot phone call at the Hang Five. 31 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:05,136 [laughs] 32 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,474 Oh, God. You know they're really.. 33 00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:14,243 Skip, there's phone for you under the Hang Five. 34 00:02:14,245 --> 00:02:17,746 Your adoring public won't leave you alone. 35 00:02:17,748 --> 00:02:19,414 Thanks. 36 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:21,649 Who is that? 37 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:24,518 Some chick who's been hangin' around the beach. 38 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,555 I think her name's Undine. See you later. 39 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,867 Hello. Hello. 40 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:43,535 [click] 41 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:48,406 Ooh! 42 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:51,541 Take him up to the Jokermobile. 43 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:54,710 Yes. We'll run him into The Ten Toes Surfboard Shop 44 00:02:54,712 --> 00:02:56,678 and get all his surfing secrets out of him. 45 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,682 Then, after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good 46 00:03:00,684 --> 00:03:01,716 I will rule the waves. 47 00:03:01,718 --> 00:03:06,620 Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. 48 00:03:06,622 --> 00:03:08,455 Then, Gotham City. 49 00:03:08,457 --> 00:03:10,390 Later, the world! 50 00:03:10,392 --> 00:03:13,826 [theme music] 51 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,169 ¶ Batman 52 00:03:25,803 --> 00:03:28,204 ¶ Batman 53 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:31,439 ¶ Batman 54 00:03:32,307 --> 00:03:34,741 ¶ Batman 55 00:03:35,442 --> 00:03:36,909 ¶ Batman 56 00:03:36,911 --> 00:03:38,477 ¶ Batman 57 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,679 ¶ Batman 58 00:03:41,747 --> 00:03:43,514 ¶ Batman 59 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:44,915 ¶ Batman 60 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:46,449 ¶ Batman 61 00:03:46,451 --> 00:03:50,352 ¶ Na na na na na na na na na na na na na ¶ 62 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:53,822 ¶ Batman 63 00:03:57,293 --> 00:04:00,595 [instrumental music] 64 00:04:32,961 --> 00:04:34,594 Skip Parker? 65 00:04:34,596 --> 00:04:36,295 Hijacked? By the Joker? 66 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:38,430 From my daughter's description, Batman, I suspect 67 00:04:38,432 --> 00:04:42,667 that clown prince of crime is up to some brazen new buffoonery. 68 00:04:42,669 --> 00:04:44,902 Uh, don't forget Hot Dog Harrigan. 69 00:04:44,904 --> 00:04:46,637 Hot Dog vanished too? 70 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:49,773 We'll rendezvous at the Hang Five at once, commissioner. 71 00:04:49,775 --> 00:04:53,843 Robin and I will take the Bat-copter to save time. 72 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:56,345 Alfred, alert the Bat-copter port. 73 00:04:56,347 --> 00:04:58,847 - At once, sir. - To the Bat-cave. 74 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:00,682 Cowabunga! 75 00:05:05,721 --> 00:05:07,822 And so the forces of law and order 76 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:10,991 converge on Gotham Point by air.. 77 00:05:10,993 --> 00:05:14,627 (Robin) If we land on the beach, Batman, we might hurt someone. 78 00:05:14,629 --> 00:05:17,997 (Batman) And cause undue attention, old chum. 79 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:22,001 We'll set down in Pelican Cove just north of Gotham Point 80 00:05:22,003 --> 00:05:26,672 and walk down the beach just like ordinary people. 81 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,041 ...while other forces of law and order 82 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:33,677 converge on Gotham Point by seashore. 83 00:05:33,679 --> 00:05:37,414 Aw, these disguises are a good idea, commissioner 84 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:38,982 but this surfboard's getting heavy. 85 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:42,919 - All in the line of duty, Duke. - Duke? 86 00:05:42,921 --> 00:05:44,053 Well, most true surfers 87 00:05:44,055 --> 00:05:48,524 are known as Duke, Skip, Rabbit or Buzzy. 88 00:05:48,526 --> 00:05:50,993 Heh! Alright, Buzzy. 89 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,832 You know, I-I've heard of long-haired musicians 90 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:59,567 but never green haired ones. 91 00:05:59,569 --> 00:06:03,437 ¶ Just a little bit harder I know I should've tried ¶ 92 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:06,973 ¶ Just a little bit harder I know I should've tried ¶ 93 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:11,410 ¶ Just a little bit harder I think I'm gonna cry ¶ 94 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,312 ¶ Just a little bit harder 95 00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:17,348 ¶ I dream of Jeannie 96 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:20,584 ¶ With the light brown hair 97 00:06:20,586 --> 00:06:24,054 ¶ Can't find her nowhere 98 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:27,690 ¶ Can't find her nowhere 99 00:06:29,526 --> 00:06:33,028 ¶ Pa pa-pa pa 100 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:36,097 ¶ Pa pa-pa pa 101 00:06:36,099 --> 00:06:40,034 Maybe they've got some connection with the Joker. 102 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:41,468 That's a good bet, Duke. 103 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:44,471 ¶ Pa pa-pa pa.. 104 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,776 Ah! 105 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:57,916 Buzzy, I think this trashcan's trying to tell us somethin'. 106 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:02,453 Nonsense, Duke. It's an echo of the surf. 107 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:05,855 And shortly in the Hang Five.. 108 00:07:05,857 --> 00:07:08,991 [instrumental music] 109 00:07:23,973 --> 00:07:26,040 Check the grummy. 110 00:07:26,808 --> 00:07:28,375 Grummys? 111 00:07:28,377 --> 00:07:29,843 No compliment. 112 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:30,877 Beach bums. 113 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:33,746 We should've worn our baggies. 114 00:07:43,389 --> 00:07:44,088 May we join you? 115 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:47,024 Drop anchor. I'm Buzzy. This is Duke. 116 00:07:47,026 --> 00:07:48,692 Oh. 117 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,030 Batman and Robin just came in. 118 00:07:54,032 --> 00:07:56,999 - What else is new? - 'Barbara had to go back.' 119 00:07:57,001 --> 00:08:01,136 But she told me to keep an eye on the girl behind the counter. 120 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:04,772 You mean the one talking to her hot dog? 121 00:08:06,641 --> 00:08:09,643 They're sitting with a couple of antique beachcombers 122 00:08:09,645 --> 00:08:13,046 who are asking some questions about Hot Dog Harrigan. 123 00:08:13,048 --> 00:08:15,515 Oh, thanks, Undine, but forget Hot Dog. 124 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:17,850 The hooded hodads are sure to find me 125 00:08:17,852 --> 00:08:20,452 and I'll be ready for them. 126 00:08:20,454 --> 00:08:22,754 [laughs] 127 00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:23,921 Hey, what is this? 128 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:27,591 - What are you doing to me? - A simple experiment, my boy. 129 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:28,592 Through my latest invention 130 00:08:28,594 --> 00:08:31,528 'the Surfing Experience And Ability Transferometer' 131 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:35,798 all your surfing know-how will be drained out of you 132 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,800 and transferred to me. 133 00:08:37,802 --> 00:08:39,968 [Joker laughs] 134 00:08:41,136 --> 00:08:43,036 Oh, hook me up, Riptide, hook me up. 135 00:08:43,038 --> 00:08:46,105 And don't forget to switch on the Vigor Reverser 136 00:08:46,107 --> 00:08:47,773 so that all his youthful energy 137 00:08:47,775 --> 00:08:52,544 will be pumped into my blood and bones. 138 00:08:57,049 --> 00:08:59,650 (Batman) 'Was this from the Bat-computer?' 139 00:08:59,652 --> 00:09:01,051 'Picture of two naked feet.' 140 00:09:01,053 --> 00:09:04,220 Yes, I thought these new Illustrated Bat-slides 141 00:09:04,222 --> 00:09:07,122 might prove a bit of a novelty, sir. 142 00:09:07,124 --> 00:09:08,923 Two bare feet. 143 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:11,558 Holy ten toes! 144 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,093 Ten toes. 145 00:09:16,796 --> 00:09:17,762 A cryptic comment, Robin. 146 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:21,966 The Ten Toes Surfboard Shop's been closed for some time. 147 00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:26,904 The most appropriate hideout for Joker and a hostage. 148 00:09:26,906 --> 00:09:27,771 Or hostages. 149 00:09:27,773 --> 00:09:30,006 These Bat-slides are more than a novelty, Alfred. 150 00:09:30,008 --> 00:09:32,141 I've learned more in the past minute 151 00:09:32,143 --> 00:09:33,509 from these two naked feet 152 00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:35,744 than we learned at Gotham Point in one hour 153 00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:39,180 although we left Buzzy and Duke out there to follow up. 154 00:09:39,182 --> 00:09:40,080 Uh, Buzzy and Duke, sir? 155 00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:42,615 Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara. 156 00:09:42,617 --> 00:09:43,115 [gasps] 157 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:48,253 [laughs] Everything you ever knew or heard about surfing down cold 158 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,222 'plus your strength, speed and stamina' 159 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,724 all transferred to me. 160 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:54,191 [laughs] 161 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,625 You know what this means, boys? 162 00:09:55,627 --> 00:09:58,061 The surfing championship of Gotham Point 163 00:09:58,063 --> 00:10:00,763 in the palm of my pink board. 164 00:10:00,765 --> 00:10:02,831 Oh. The prize is the honor 165 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:06,968 the envy, respect and adulation of all the local surfers. 166 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:08,903 Where I go, they will follow. 167 00:10:08,905 --> 00:10:10,104 What I want, they will provide. 168 00:10:10,106 --> 00:10:14,108 And what I want is Gotham City to plunder and to pillage 169 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:17,277 and that is what they will provide. 170 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:20,680 Sounds good, Joker, but what do we do with this wiped out kid. 171 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:25,051 Toss him in the bin under that workbench and file him away. 172 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:26,252 A funny thing, isn't it? 173 00:10:26,254 --> 00:10:29,989 That I know more than you've forgotten! 174 00:10:29,991 --> 00:10:34,026 Put him in there, boys, put him in there. 175 00:10:38,197 --> 00:10:39,864 [laughs] 176 00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:43,934 Joker. Joker, do you remember 177 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:46,102 those two antique beachcombers I told you about? 178 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,137 - Uh-huh. - Well, I think they are fuzz. 179 00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:50,672 And I didn't dare call you again on my hot dog 180 00:10:50,674 --> 00:10:53,775 so I came here instead, and I just saw Batman and Robin 181 00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:56,310 parking their Batmobile in an alley behind this joint. 182 00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:58,278 Exquisite. Their tricks for tracking me down 183 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,882 have always been clever, but this time I will outsmart them. 184 00:11:02,884 --> 00:11:06,418 They will no doubt come through that window. 185 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:09,654 Oh, you have the poisonous sea urchin spines, boys? 186 00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:10,921 (Riptide) 'Right here, boss.' 187 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:13,256 (Joker) 'Good. Grab a handful both of you. 188 00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:18,327 'It won't hurt to needle the hooded has-beens a bit.' 189 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:25,767 - Ready? - I'm never ready. 190 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,707 Holy pincushions! 191 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:35,309 Obviously spines from a sea animal 192 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:37,411 of the echinoderm family, Robin. 193 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:40,914 Quite painful. Potentially lethal. 194 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,882 But the poison can be counteracted 195 00:11:42,884 --> 00:11:44,884 if we immediately soak our bodies 196 00:11:44,886 --> 00:11:47,286 in hot water and Epsom salts. 197 00:11:47,288 --> 00:11:48,887 No, too bad, Batman 198 00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:53,224 but we've just run out of hot water and Epsom salts. 199 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:54,158 [laughs] 200 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:59,296 Then, I think we've almost run out of time. 201 00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:03,032 [Joker laughing] 202 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,803 What deviltry are you up to now, Joker? 203 00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:11,972 Oh, a simple exercise, Batman, in which the two of you 204 00:12:11,974 --> 00:12:14,207 will be processed into pre-shaped blanks. 205 00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:17,777 Then, fiberglass laminated with coats of rosin. 206 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,078 Given a high-gloss polish 207 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,381 and finally a paraffin rubdown on your top decks. 208 00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:24,783 [laughs] Come, Undine 209 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:28,386 to Gotham Point and the World Surfing Championships 210 00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:31,889 while Riptide and Wipeout do their work. 211 00:12:31,891 --> 00:12:33,357 [laughs] 212 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:38,128 [dramatic music] 213 00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:49,905 Holy human surfboards! 214 00:13:01,984 --> 00:13:04,952 Are Batman and Robin being processed 215 00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:05,852 into human surfboards? 216 00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:08,821 They'll look better with a coat of catalyzed rosin. 217 00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:11,490 Come on, let's get started. 218 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,528 Hey, Batman's foam blank's starting to smoke. 219 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,428 Robin's too. 220 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:23,533 It's not only starting to smoke.. 221 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,335 ...it's starting to explode! 222 00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:28,936 [explosion] 223 00:13:31,539 --> 00:13:33,940 - Holy detonation! - Exactly, Robin. 224 00:13:33,942 --> 00:13:37,910 Catalyzed rosin is a highly combustible mixture. 225 00:13:37,912 --> 00:13:41,480 All I had to do was activate this Portable Ultraviolet Batray 226 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:44,416 from my utility belt to set off the explosion 227 00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:48,319 that released us from our foam blank coffins. 228 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:50,988 Let's hit the beach. 229 00:13:51,155 --> 00:13:54,357 - Aren't we going after them? - There's no hurry, Robin. 230 00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,792 They probably stashed Skip Parker 231 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,459 around here someplace. 232 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,328 Look, the sea urchin spines are gone. 233 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:03,197 Yes, they were no doubt dissolved in that foam 234 00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:05,165 along with their lethal poison. 235 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:10,003 And look again, sandy footprints leading to that workbench. 236 00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:12,939 Yes. Let's follow them. 237 00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:23,582 [Skip groaning] 238 00:14:31,924 --> 00:14:32,390 Skip Parker? 239 00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:34,125 - Yeah. - I'm Batman. This is Robin. 240 00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:35,926 - Are you alright? - A little weak. 241 00:14:35,928 --> 00:14:38,561 Some Joker drained everything I know about surfing 242 00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:41,964 and all my ability out of me with a gizmo called 243 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:47,135 a Surfing Experience And Ability Transferometer. 244 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,270 Plus a Vigor Reverser. 245 00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:50,871 Holy inhuman leech! 246 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,373 Let's take him out to Gotham Point and refill him. 247 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,242 Gotham Point. Yeah, that's where he bagged me. 248 00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:59,078 But I'd like to find Barbara Gordon first. 249 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,913 You go ahead. 250 00:15:00,915 --> 00:15:04,149 Robin, hop a cab or take the subway 251 00:15:04,151 --> 00:15:05,450 to Stately Wayne Manor. 252 00:15:05,452 --> 00:15:08,886 Take Dick Grayson's car and head for the beach. 253 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:11,855 Batman and his showdown with Joker will need the help 254 00:15:11,857 --> 00:15:18,061 of Bruce Wayne's youthful ward plus his surfboard. 255 00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:25,001 And so the showdown approaches as Batman and Dick Grayson 256 00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:28,204 rendezvous at Gotham Point. 257 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:36,544 Leave your board outside the Hang Five and follow me in. 258 00:15:36,546 --> 00:15:39,179 But play it cool. 259 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,481 Ah, yes, the surf at Barracuda Bay 260 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,883 has killed many a braver man than I. 261 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:46,352 Why, even the ripples peak at 50 feet. 262 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:48,987 I remember once when I was shooting the curl. 263 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,989 'Just as this comber was breaking' 264 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,491 I cut into the tunnel, grabbed the rail 265 00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:56,627 and rode into a slide-slip. [laughs] 266 00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,462 [gasps] Who let him out? 267 00:15:58,464 --> 00:16:01,898 Batman. That's what I've been trying to tell you Joker. 268 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,633 - Batman? - 'That's right, Joker.' 269 00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:06,502 And challenging you to the surfing title 270 00:16:06,504 --> 00:16:08,971 of the Gotham Point World Championships. 271 00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:10,572 [mumbling] I-i-it's too late, Batman. 272 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:13,408 - The entries have closed. - Correction, sir. 273 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:16,444 Correction? You dare correct me? 274 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:17,545 You immature mollusc. 275 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:21,615 I'm millionaire Bruce Wayne's youthful ward, Dick Grayson. 276 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:22,582 Mr. Wayne's president 277 00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:24,483 of the Gotham Point Surfing Association. 278 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,418 In this case, I can speak for him. 279 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,020 So many of the competitors have dropped out 280 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,122 in awe of your highly-touted talents. 281 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,290 There will be no surfing contest without Batman. 282 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,293 Good. Let's not have one. Just declare me the winner. 283 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,395 Sorry, Joker, it isn't that simple. 284 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:42,165 I'm entering Batman in the surfing championships. 285 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,667 Shall we go into the men's locker room 286 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,469 and put on our baggies? 287 00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:52,106 Excuse me. 288 00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:05,251 What do you suppose is up, Buzzy? 289 00:17:05,253 --> 00:17:07,019 The surf, Duke. 290 00:17:10,189 --> 00:17:12,523 There'll only be one heat for the two contestants. 291 00:17:12,525 --> 00:17:14,992 And you'll be judged on the size of your wave 292 00:17:14,994 --> 00:17:18,295 how long you ride it and your style and sportsmanship. 293 00:17:18,297 --> 00:17:19,062 Sportsmanship? 294 00:17:19,064 --> 00:17:21,230 And our fellow surfers will be the judges. 295 00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:25,300 Go for your surfboard. Mine's outside. 296 00:17:27,069 --> 00:17:29,537 But you have nothing to worry about, Joker. 297 00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:32,039 W-who's worried? Not me. 298 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,741 I've ridden the killers at Barracuda Bay. 299 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,509 (Skip) 'No, Joker.' 300 00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:38,377 I've ridden them. 301 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,045 Oh. 302 00:17:42,014 --> 00:17:44,048 [Joker laughs] 303 00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:49,152 Skip, I've been looking all over for you. 304 00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:51,988 Let's go watch the action. 305 00:17:53,423 --> 00:17:56,024 [Joker laughing] 306 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,028 Well, into the soup. 307 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,230 Why not? It's a shore break surf. 308 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:06,666 Not too long a paddle to the peak. 309 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,002 [instrumental music] 310 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,459 Here comes the wave of the day. 311 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:38,229 They ought to be able to take off on it. 312 00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:40,363 They have. 313 00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:45,667 [loud banging] 314 00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:48,403 Somethin' sure seems to be poundin' 315 00:18:48,405 --> 00:18:51,139 in that trashcan, Buzzy. 316 00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:57,711 Joker's good. What a kick turn. 317 00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:01,314 But watch Batman trimmin'. 318 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:08,420 Joker's shuffling. Now, he's cutting back to meet the curl. 319 00:19:09,088 --> 00:19:12,723 He caught it. He's riding the hook. 320 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,494 Batman can't beat Joker. 321 00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:20,296 But watch him charge the swash. 322 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:24,400 Look there, a shark! 323 00:19:28,505 --> 00:19:31,240 What's that in his hand? 324 00:19:38,348 --> 00:19:39,581 The shark's gone. 325 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,550 And Joker's starting an island pullout. 326 00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:47,754 Joker's ride's almost over. He's winning. 327 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:50,456 Batman's doing a nose pull-out. 328 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,692 I just hope it isn't too late. 329 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:56,494 That shark might have wiped him out on points. 330 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,863 I'll check with the judges. 331 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,615 [Joker laughing] 332 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:21,251 Cowabunga! Cowabunga! 333 00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:23,252 I won! 334 00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:27,357 I won! Batman came in second. 335 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,595 The order of finishing isn't what counts, Joker. 336 00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:33,995 Why not? 337 00:20:33,997 --> 00:20:37,264 Why not? Losers don't come in first. 338 00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:38,698 I've tallied all the judges points. 339 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:42,835 You got one for being the more colorful surfer. 340 00:20:42,837 --> 00:20:45,237 Batman got all the rest, including 50 341 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:47,439 for avoiding a dangerous hazard, a shark. 342 00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:49,974 - Oh, big deal! - 'A simple deal.' 343 00:20:49,976 --> 00:20:52,843 Thanks to the Shark Repellent Batspray in my utility belt. 344 00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,278 But what about my tricks? And my technique? 345 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,314 You mean my tricks and my technique all transferred to you 346 00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:03,018 by that nutty Surfing Experience And Ability Transferometer. 347 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,652 [loud banging] 348 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:09,456 Say, something is pounding in this trashcan. 349 00:21:13,294 --> 00:21:15,295 Hot Dog Harrigan? 350 00:21:15,297 --> 00:21:16,296 Oh. 351 00:21:16,298 --> 00:21:17,297 [laughs nervously] 352 00:21:17,299 --> 00:21:18,431 I-it was just a little joke. 353 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:23,569 - Some joke kidnapping me. - And dumping me in a trashcan. 354 00:21:24,604 --> 00:21:27,305 Let's get out of here. 355 00:21:27,439 --> 00:21:29,640 We can't let them get away, Batman. 356 00:21:29,642 --> 00:21:31,041 I'll try to head them off. 357 00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:34,644 See if you can find Robin, the boy wonder. 358 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:40,983 Ah. The Hang Five. We lost them out. 359 00:22:00,036 --> 00:22:01,703 Unh! 360 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,005 Come out, boys. 361 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,714 - You're wiped out, Joker. - Yeah. 362 00:22:47,716 --> 00:22:48,915 You've hung your last ten toes 363 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:51,918 and Batman's the new king of the surf. 364 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,952 He's all yours, gentlemen. 365 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,421 Oh, gentlemen, those two hodads. 366 00:22:55,423 --> 00:22:59,091 Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara to you, Joker. 367 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,592 Cowabunga! 368 00:23:00,594 --> 00:23:02,360 Begorrah! 369 00:23:06,932 --> 00:23:09,400 Oh, no. Batgirl's not gone again? 370 00:23:09,402 --> 00:23:12,403 I just passed her in the ladies locker room. 371 00:23:12,405 --> 00:23:13,137 Are you alright, Skip? 372 00:23:13,139 --> 00:23:16,473 I will be as soon as they hook me and the Joker 373 00:23:16,475 --> 00:23:20,109 up to that reverseramator and reverse it. 374 00:23:20,111 --> 00:23:23,412 - Cowabunga! - Begorrah. 375 00:23:28,851 --> 00:23:31,819 All's well that ends well. 376 00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:33,720 Skip Parker is as good as new. 377 00:23:33,722 --> 00:23:36,522 And that transferometer gizmo 378 00:23:36,524 --> 00:23:40,125 only succeeded in transferring Joker back behind bars again. 379 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,160 So I think these two crime fighters 380 00:23:42,162 --> 00:23:43,060 better call it a day. 381 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:46,863 Let's call it a week, Batman, and really get some sleep. 382 00:23:46,865 --> 00:23:47,697 Agreed, old chum. 383 00:23:47,699 --> 00:23:50,466 So if you have no further use for us, commissioner.. 384 00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:52,701 Not at the moment, thank heavens. Run along. 385 00:23:52,703 --> 00:23:56,971 Get a well needed and much deserved rest. 386 00:23:57,772 --> 00:24:02,642 But just how much rest do the dynamic duo have coming? 387 00:24:02,644 --> 00:24:04,777 For what startling new crime wave 388 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:09,815 has already begun across the sea from Gotham City. 389 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,026 Who are these two new conspirators? 390 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:24,695 Batman and Robin haven't the foggiest notion 391 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,963 but they will travel 3000 miles to tangle 392 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:30,733 with these treacherous twins of aristocracy and wind up 393 00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:32,534 on the maddest manhunt of all time 394 00:24:32,536 --> 00:24:36,104 in that great metropolis of the old world, Londinium. 395 00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:40,475 Don't become fog bound. Watch the next episode. 396 00:24:40,477 --> 00:24:41,909 Cheerio. 397 00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:48,048 [theme music] 398 00:24:48,582 --> 00:24:50,950 ¶ Batman 399 00:24:51,818 --> 00:24:54,152 ¶ Batman 400 00:24:54,887 --> 00:24:57,154 ¶ Batman 401 00:24:57,989 --> 00:25:00,557 ¶ Batman 402 00:25:01,191 --> 00:25:02,958 ¶ Batman 403 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,592 ¶ Batman 404 00:25:04,594 --> 00:25:06,794 ¶ Batman 405 00:25:08,763 --> 00:25:11,598 ¶ Na na na na na na na na na 406 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,667 ¶ Batman