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¶ Batman
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Sunday afternoon
in Gotham City
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a day of rest for everyone
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including crime fighters
or so it seems.
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I was very glad that you
could accompany me
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to the accordion recital
this afternoon, Barbara.
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Oh, there's nothing I like
better than hearing
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"Lady of Spain" played
eight times in succession.
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That's beautiful.
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Daddy has been wanting us
to get better acquainted
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for some time now.
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Indeed.
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Time passes very swiftly,
with pleasant company.
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Would you like to watch
the television news broadcast..
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...together?
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That's why the shades
are drawn, isn't it?
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(man on TV)
'And now local front,
this news is happening now.'
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The anonymous informant,
who has correctly predicted
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two fire robberies
has entered a third.
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'and this station now knows,
who that informant is.'
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For that live story,
we switch controls
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to mobile unit number seven.
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Aah, hello, out there
in television land
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this is King Tut speaking
with yet another prediction
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'of a crime to come.'
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The police,
those sometime guardians
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of your life
and property, have chosen
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to ignore my prior
prognostications
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and the results were two
successful criminal actions.
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With that in mind, here is
my third prognostication.
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Andrew's Hockey Puck Factory
on West 20th will be robbed
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before I finish
my next sentence.
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Yes, commissioner.
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He's not in, but I can
get him in a hurry.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Be right there.
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What's that?
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Oh, it's
my wrist watch alarm.
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I'm sorry, Barbara, I forgot
that I have a meeting
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at the Wayne Foundation
later today.
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Oh, don't mention it,
business before pleasure.
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You might drop
me at my beauty salon
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it's right round the corner.
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Thanks, Alfred.
Goodbye, Bruce.
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- Dick, Bruce here.
- Commissioner Gordon called.
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Our friend, the Yale professor,
was hit by a brick in Levine.
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He's become King Tut again
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and apparently he's
up to some nefarious scheme.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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Where is this scoundrel
currently situated?
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Well, he set up shop
in a tent
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in a vacant lot at the corner
of 6th and Albert.
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I have been informed,
he intends predicting
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another crime
this afternoon.
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Let's go, Robin, The longer we
tarry, the more dire the peril.
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Shortly thereafter,
in King Tut's current habitat
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the scurrilous scalawag is
plying his new found trade
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to an interested assemblage.
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Oh, mystical,
magical prince of darkness..
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Ooh-hoo.
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...I invoke your name
and call upon your spirit.
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I beseech you to tell me
the time and place
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of the next robbery.
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(King Tut)
'In the name of everything
that's mastic'
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'give me your answer, do.'
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Ladies and gentlemen..
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...here is my next prediction..
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Come of it, Tut.
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The predictions are nothing
but phony, fatuous flim-flam.
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Who dares impugn
the veracity of Tut.
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Nabob of the Nile!
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Moon God of Thoth,
and, and stuff like that.
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By the instep of Ramses,
I'll have his head.
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This is all part of some
dastardly...trick, Tut.
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Why don't you come with me..
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...and let us have your head
examined?
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Stand back, you Caped Crumbum,
I'm on your side of the law now.
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I'll bet you are.
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He is, he's
on all sides of the law.
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What is going to happen, Tut?
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In less than one hour
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the box-office at the soccer
stadium will be robbed.
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As a citizen of Gotham City
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'I would like to see
that crime thwarted.'
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This town can be a better,
safer place to live.
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I just love
better, safer places to live.
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Whether or not you care
to act on this information
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is of little consequence,
my Dynamic Dumdums.
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I have cleared my conscience
by reporting to the law.
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The rest is up to you.
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Let's go, Robin.
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You mean
you really believe him?
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Robin, the constitution provides
that a man is innocent
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till proven guilty.
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And the constitution
is the corner stone
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of our great nation.
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We must abide by it.
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Gosh, when you
put it that way, Batman
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how can I help
but agree?
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Alright, c/prime fans,
that's all for today
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come back tomorrow,
for some brand new predictions.
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Ooh, wasn't
I magnificent again!
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Shirley, fan me.
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Well, I am, tootsie-poo
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this feather sure came
from a heavy ostrich.
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Osiris, I want some fruit,
Nubis, peel it.
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You still haven't told us
what your plans are.
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Prime your ears, your fabulous
pharaoh has given
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all this free information
to the police
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in order to worm his way
into their confidence.
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When the propitious moment
arises
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I'll send them
on a wild flamingo chase
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whilst I commit
the crime of the century.
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Toast it.
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If you give yourselves up
without a struggle
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we'll make
things easier for you.
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And if not,
you may be severely pummeled
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about the head and shoulders.
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Hello, Robin,
a nice bracelet for you.
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And a little something
for you, Batman.
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Meanwhile, a seemingly
innocent idle bystander
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is neither innocent nor idle.
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Congratulations, Batman,
we heard about the skirmish
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and rushed right over.
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Your timing as usual is
flawless, commissioner.
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Only a little more time,
vassals
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a bit of watchful waiting.
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That little blip
is the Batmobile.
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When it disappears,
the Dynamic Ding-bats
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would have gone
into the Bat-cave
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and as soon as that happens
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we'll know exactly
where that accursed place is
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and have a direct line
on their true identities.
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Ah! It's disappeared.
Quickly, coordinates.
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- Forty degrees longitude.
- Longitude.
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- Twelve minutes north.
- North.
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Forty-three degrees latitude,
eight minutes east.
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East, carry the thought..
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Ha!
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Oh, I'll be
a son of a Byzantine king.
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You know what that is?
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The zoo?
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The Bat-cave is directly
under stately Wayne Manor.
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That means that Bruce Wayne
and Batman are the same and one!
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[phone ringing]
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Where's Alfred?
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He's probably out shopping.
Today's market day and you know
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how he likes to take advantage
of the specials. Hello.
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Ha, hello, Batman, this is
your monarch speaking.
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King Tut,
and he asked for Batman.
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Holy heart failure!
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I'm afraid
you've the wrong number
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there's no one here
by that name.
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Come off of it,
you Caped Cockamamie.
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Give it to him, tootsie,
you got him by the cowl now.
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Be a good sport, Batman,
admit you've been outwitted.
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My name is Bruce Wayne, and
you're calling my residence.
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- Now will you please--
- Of course, you're Bruce Wayne.
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You're also Batman.
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And Tut's gonna
tell it to the world
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at a press conference tomorrow,
aren't you, sweetheart?
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Yes, indeed,
my delta lotus.
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Batman will make
you look like a fool.
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He and I have met, but that's
the extent of our relationship.
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Balderdash, say I.
Stuff and nonsense and phooey.
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The only way you'll convince me
that Batman and Bruce Wayne
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'are not the same person'
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is to let me see them both
simultaneously.
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Or both at the same time,
whichever comes first.
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In the Bat-cave, the Caped
Crusaders discover the cause
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of their dire dilemma.
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What happened?
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Ah-ha.
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I'm afraid
we've been bugged, Robin.
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Of course, he's probably the
best Egyptologist in his field
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unfortunately, he was hit by a..
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Jacquees!
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...poor deluded man.
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[King Tut snarling]
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Ladies and gentlemen
of Gotham City
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I put it to you
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that Bruce Wayne,
millionaire playboy
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and man about town..
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...is none other
than the one..
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...the only..
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...the original...Batman.
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I sincerely appreciate
the compliment, King Tut.
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I'm not so sure
whether Batman would.
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Why don't you tell him,
he's just outside?
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It'd be
quite a joke on me, Charlie
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if Batman
really were Bruce Wayne.
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(Bruce)
'Perhaps, if I move closer'
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'the question might be
more easily resolved'
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It's a trick.
It's a trick.
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As you can see, we don't look
a bit alike, do we, Batman?
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Not a bit,
Mr. Wayne, not a bit.
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He's not,
he's, he's fake, fake!
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Tut, why don't you
forgo this foolishness
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'and submit yourself
for observation.'
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Once rehabilitated,
I'm sure you will become
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a valuable member
of the community.
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He's Batman alright.
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Who else in this present day
dynasty could be that square?
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Goodbye, everybody.
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Robin and I must pursue
our relentless war against evil.
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Goodbye, Batman.
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Anyhow, you have
to admit it, Charlie..
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...the chance of Bruce Wayne
being Batman
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was a very long shot.
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I can't think of two
more obviously opposite people.
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[crying]
It is written..
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...he who knows he has lost..
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...has had it.
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Goodbye, Mr. Wayne.
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- Goodbye.
- See you.
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Thank you, folks.
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That masked moralist thinks
he has me, does he?
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He'll soon learn he can't escape
the wrath of the Sun King.
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We now swing into phase two
of our operations.
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Which is?
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Purloining the priceless
collection of Egyptian scrolls
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nestled in the Gotham City
Library.
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Scrolls?
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I thought it was something good,
like, uh
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crocodile skins
or jeweled scorpions..
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Button your lips,
my little dessert partridge.
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I said they were
priceless, didn't I?
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For hidden somewhere within them
is the secret of the whereabouts
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of a statue hidden
since the age of Imhotep.
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So what's with the statue?
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The great golden statue
of the God Orsakon.
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Whoever possesses it,
my Aswan damsel
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possesses the universe.
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That's a lot of land.
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Mama told me to pick
a nice Egyptian girl.
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Wow! You came down that
pole like a pro, Alfred.
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I'll bet you always
want to do that.
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Indeed I have, Master Robin,
but once is enough.
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Next time, I'll use the elevator
and leave the Bat-poles to you.
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Any problem with
the aerostats Batman, Robin.
254
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,444
Holy Gemini, it worked great.
255
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:33,879
It's the same principle
as a dummy, Alfred.
256
00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:35,113
I used my pocket
Bat-synchronizer
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00:15:35,115 --> 00:15:36,447
to operate the lips,
throw in
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a bit of ventriloquism.
No one was the wiser.
259
00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:40,483
And the Batmobile
drove itself after being
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00:15:40,485 --> 00:15:43,085
programmed to stop at
red lights and intersections.
261
00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:45,353
Was that ever
a weird experience!
262
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:49,490
Alfred, would you put my twin
brother in the Bat-dummy closet?
263
00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:50,924
Very good, sir.
264
00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:54,060
[beeping]
265
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:55,094
Yes, commissioner.
266
00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:57,496
King Tut has
predicted another crime.
267
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,296
The charlatan!
268
00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:01,065
He insists all available
police surround Gotham City
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00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:04,201
penitentiary as a massive
escape is in the offing.
270
00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:07,604
Certain forces will attempt
to spring Penguin, Riddler
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00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:08,538
Egghead and The Siren.
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00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,172
Get your men out
there, commissioner
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00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:12,040
we can't afford
to take any chances.
274
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,308
But that means the
remainder of Gotham City
275
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:15,676
is wide open for evil duos.
276
00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:19,946
Robin and I will protect
the balance of the populous.
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00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,314
Eight million people?
278
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,148
Trust me.
279
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,550
Of course, Batman.
280
00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:30,453
Get all your men up to Gotham
City penitentiary at once.
281
00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:34,056
Shouldn't we leave
a skeleton force, commissioner?
282
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:35,657
Batman suggested it.
283
00:16:35,659 --> 00:16:36,624
[Charlie squeaks]
284
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,159
Charlie, did you hear
what King Tut said?
285
00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:40,960
Well, it was something
very interesting.
286
00:16:40,962 --> 00:16:44,330
If the quote he quoted is
the quote I think he quoted
287
00:16:44,332 --> 00:16:47,466
I may just have figured
out Tut's entire plot.
288
00:16:47,468 --> 00:16:48,366
[squeaking]
289
00:16:48,368 --> 00:16:51,135
It was a mistake only
an Egyptian bibliophile
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00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,136
would have noticed.
291
00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:55,139
Lucky, I'm
an Egyptian bibliophile.
292
00:16:57,509 --> 00:17:01,645
Luckily for us, she's
an Egyptian bibliophile.
293
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,313
And even luckier she's Batgirl.
294
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:08,351
The supremely feminine scourge
of all that is criminal.
295
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,186
You didn't believe that
prediction, did you?
296
00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:11,719
Say it isn't so.
297
00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:14,455
I take whatever Tut says
with a ton of salt.
298
00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:17,224
But there was something
he said which may be
299
00:17:17,226 --> 00:17:18,325
a key to his ultimate caper.
300
00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:21,261
He said it to Bruce.
It had something to do..
301
00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:22,228
...with the code of some sort.
302
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:26,265
- I was in the Batmobile.
- Oh, yes, I remember, sir.
303
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,133
What's it all about, Alfred?
304
00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:29,000
It's the effect that
305
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:33,004
a man who knows
when he's lost, has had it.
306
00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:33,738
Had it?
307
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:37,041
Of course! It's staring us
right in our masks, Robin.
308
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:40,210
That code is on line 769
of chapter 14, scroll 32
309
00:17:40,212 --> 00:17:43,213
at the 13th section of the works
of Ramses the Bald.
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00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:46,115
One of the many ancient
and irreplaceable scrolls
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00:17:46,117 --> 00:17:48,584
at the Gotham City Library.
312
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,252
How could I've missed that one?
313
00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:52,654
And with Gotham City's
police out of the way
314
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,355
he thought he'd
have clear sailing.
315
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:57,091
Let's go, Robin. And let's
hope we're not too late.
316
00:17:57,093 --> 00:18:00,627
The Gotham City Library
closed five minutes ago.
317
00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:06,065
[intense music]
318
00:18:09,302 --> 00:18:11,369
We can still catch 'em.
319
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:12,503
Robin, look out.
320
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:16,373
This librarian has been bound
in the ancient Thuggee tradition
321
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:20,076
She won't live a minute
longer in that position, Robin.
322
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:22,178
And when faced with the
prospect of choosing between
323
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:27,082
the apprehension of a criminal
and the saving of a human life
324
00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:28,783
one must always save the life.
325
00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:32,019
Gosh, Batman,
you're right again.
326
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:38,691
- Ahh.
- What happened?
327
00:18:38,693 --> 00:18:39,792
That big hogging brute
328
00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:43,662
raced in here and stole
our most expensive scrolls.
329
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,563
All the police
that usually guard
330
00:18:45,565 --> 00:18:48,532
the library boarded
out on another job.
331
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,767
They said, you'll
protect us, Batman.
332
00:18:50,769 --> 00:18:53,469
Don't worry, we'll
get those scrolls back.
333
00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:55,504
Doesn't Barbara Gordon
work in this library?
334
00:18:55,506 --> 00:18:57,706
Today is her first
day off in a month.
335
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,742
Batman, you've just got
to get those scrolls back.
336
00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:04,145
They are ancient
and irreplaceable.
337
00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:05,813
Yes, I know, my dear.
338
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,247
Let's go, Robin.
339
00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:09,515
Frankly, Batman, I'm stumped.
340
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:12,384
Perhaps, a clue will turn up.
341
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,688
Oh, Tutlings.
342
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,790
We've performed the most
marvelous theft.
343
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:25,428
(Tut)
'The golden statue of Orsakon
is almost within our grasp.'
344
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:31,567
Osiris, Nubis, gather up these
scrolls and let's make tracks.
345
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:32,935
The only track
you'll be making
346
00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:35,604
are straight
to the penitentiary.
347
00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:36,771
Batgirl!
348
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:37,772
In the flesh.
349
00:19:37,774 --> 00:19:40,908
You know, it's against my
principles to beat up on ladies
350
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,577
but in your case
I'll make an exception.
351
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,745
Get her, get-get her.
352
00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:53,785
How did you figure out my plan?
353
00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:55,319
Simple! I recognized a quote
354
00:19:55,321 --> 00:19:56,620
from the works
of Ramses the Bald
355
00:19:56,622 --> 00:19:59,422
and realized then it was
the scrolls you were after.
356
00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:03,826
I got to the library, and as you
escaped, I followed you here.
357
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:08,197
You know, I can always use a
smart girl in my line of work
358
00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:12,768
the ones I've had lately are
rather inferior, would you, uh..
359
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:13,968
I'm afraid not.
360
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,603
Batman and Robin
will be here momentarily
361
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:17,870
I blazed a trail for them.
362
00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:21,773
Consider your
criminal career kaput.
363
00:20:22,674 --> 00:20:23,774
[chuckles]
364
00:20:23,776 --> 00:20:25,809
Goodbye, Batgirl.
365
00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,944
You're not going anywhere.
366
00:20:27,946 --> 00:20:29,979
No, but you are.
367
00:20:31,281 --> 00:20:35,917
To dreamland, defeated
by a mere wisp of a girl.
368
00:20:35,919 --> 00:20:38,786
Now, for the second
time, let's make tracks.
369
00:20:38,788 --> 00:20:42,589
The only tracks you'll make are
straight to the penitentiary.
370
00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:44,457
Some sort of
delayed echo in here.
371
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:46,659
As a duly deputized
officer of the law
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00:20:46,661 --> 00:20:49,795
it's my duty to
advice you of your rights.
373
00:20:49,797 --> 00:20:51,763
You'll have to catch me first.
374
00:20:51,765 --> 00:20:54,332
Get him! Get him, get him.
375
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:57,367
[intense music]
376
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:04,273
[grunting]
377
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,533
[Robin grunting]
378
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,604
So it was you
who blazed the trail.
379
00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,939
I was doing
my duty as a citizen.
380
00:21:39,941 --> 00:21:41,273
I like that kind
of talk.
381
00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:43,041
Perhaps we could
get together some evening
382
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:45,309
and discuss crime-fighting
techniques?
383
00:21:45,311 --> 00:21:46,777
No one knows where you live.
384
00:21:46,779 --> 00:21:49,346
Yes, that does
constitute some problem--
385
00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:51,781
Look out! Here they come again.
386
00:21:52,282 --> 00:21:54,716
[intense music]
387
00:22:13,969 --> 00:22:17,604
Batgirl never stays around
long enough for us to thank her.
388
00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:20,073
She is probably very modest.
389
00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:23,442
I wonder who she really is.
390
00:22:23,444 --> 00:22:26,044
I wonder who he really is.
391
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,684
I'm afraid it'll be a long siege
of analysis
392
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:37,354
before you realize
who you actually are.
393
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:42,992
I've lived a thousand years.
So I live another thousand.
394
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,460
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi.
395
00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:45,093
Hello, Bruce.
396
00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:47,628
Good to see you again, Barbara.
397
00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:49,029
I wonder if we could, uh..
398
00:22:49,031 --> 00:22:51,564
...continue that date
we interrupted this weekend.
399
00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:57,836
Hey, you mean, you actually had
a date with this socialite lump?
400
00:22:57,838 --> 00:22:58,803
Yes, why?
401
00:22:58,805 --> 00:23:01,806
Because he is so deadly dull.
402
00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,408
Deadly dull, that's what it is.
403
00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:07,344
Just deadly dull in Gotham City.
404
00:23:07,978 --> 00:23:11,013
[car revving]
405
00:23:15,451 --> 00:23:17,885
[intense music]
406
00:23:23,024 --> 00:23:26,126
Why did I say, deadly dull?
407
00:23:27,995 --> 00:23:29,428
[phone ringing]
408
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,629
Yes.
409
00:23:30,631 --> 00:23:31,930
What?
410
00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:33,864
You don't say.
411
00:23:34,432 --> 00:23:35,865
You don't say.
412
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,833
You don't say!
413
00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:41,868
- Who was it?
- Who was it?
414
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:45,671
He didn't say. What his name
was, that is, but it was the..
415
00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:48,106
...patrolman at the corner
of Platt and Green street.
416
00:23:48,108 --> 00:23:52,610
And he just saw that notorious
gangster Louie the Lilac
417
00:23:52,612 --> 00:23:54,912
drive by in his Flower-mobile.
418
00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:57,447
Well, that's my cue to leave.
419
00:23:57,449 --> 00:23:59,549
Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
420
00:23:59,551 --> 00:24:01,017
That's what I said!
421
00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:03,019
He's gonna go
straight to the Bat-cave
422
00:24:03,021 --> 00:24:04,687
and put on that
corny blue outfit.
423
00:24:04,689 --> 00:24:08,824
Uh, actually, I have something
more mundane in mind, King Tut.
424
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:11,560
I've had so much crime
in the last two days
425
00:24:11,562 --> 00:24:13,862
I don't care
if I ever see it again.
426
00:24:13,864 --> 00:24:16,030
- Goodbye, Barbara.
- Bye.
427
00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:17,898
Commissioner Gordon.
428
00:24:18,532 --> 00:24:19,932
Bye, Bruce.
429
00:24:20,867 --> 00:24:22,868
Nice young man, isn't he?
430
00:24:23,035 --> 00:24:24,602
I'm gonna be sick.
431
00:24:24,604 --> 00:24:26,737
Bruce Wayne is
nice enough, daddy.
432
00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:29,005
But he's certainly no Batman.
433
00:24:29,139 --> 00:24:31,773
You wanna wager a sphinx or two?
434
00:24:31,775 --> 00:24:35,910
Commissioner, weren't
you gonna call somebody?
435
00:24:36,044 --> 00:24:37,611
Was I ?
436
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:40,179
Oh, Ba-Ba-Batman!
437
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,987
¶ Batman
438
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,989
¶ Batman
439
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,125
¶ Batman
440
00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:58,061
¶ Batman
441
00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:00,963
¶ Batman
442
00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:02,564
¶ Batman
443
00:25:02,566 --> 00:25:04,632
¶ Batman
444
00:25:07,035 --> 00:25:09,636
¶ Na na na na na
445
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:12,705
¶ Batman