1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,768 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,339 --> 00:00:11,208 (male narrator) A glorious morning in Gotham City 3 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:13,443 when in Commissioner Gordon's office 4 00:00:13,445 --> 00:00:17,113 The Siren readies a nasty scheme. 5 00:00:17,115 --> 00:00:20,116 [shrieking] 6 00:00:27,524 --> 00:00:31,460 Now, commissioner, you are ready to do my bidding. 7 00:00:31,462 --> 00:00:34,129 Your merest wish is my ultimate command. 8 00:00:34,131 --> 00:00:37,599 Just say, "Yes" that will be sufficient although superfluous. 9 00:00:37,601 --> 00:00:41,603 No man can resist the stunning note of my voice. 10 00:00:41,605 --> 00:00:44,205 Two octaves above High C. 11 00:00:44,207 --> 00:00:47,341 - I want you to call Batman. - 'Batman?' 12 00:00:47,343 --> 00:00:48,575 (Siren) 'Call him..' 13 00:00:48,577 --> 00:00:53,079 ...and have him meet you in some neutral place. 14 00:00:54,381 --> 00:00:56,248 If you desire. 15 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:59,217 How about, uh, how about my daughter's apartment? 16 00:00:59,219 --> 00:01:01,619 - Splendid. - What do I tell him then? 17 00:01:01,621 --> 00:01:03,220 - Nothing. - Nothing? 18 00:01:03,222 --> 00:01:05,088 You will not show up for the meeting. 19 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:08,458 Just be sure you know where he parks the Batmobile. 20 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:12,695 In the underground garage of her apartment building, where else. 21 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,764 How superbly suitable. 22 00:01:16,699 --> 00:01:18,266 [theme music] 23 00:01:18,268 --> 00:01:21,135 Barbara Gordon's apartment? Why there? 24 00:01:21,137 --> 00:01:22,803 Ours is not to reason why, Dick. 25 00:01:22,805 --> 00:01:24,571 We're duly deputized minions of the law 26 00:01:24,573 --> 00:01:26,806 Commissioner Gordon is our immediate superior 27 00:01:26,808 --> 00:01:31,177 and good crime-fighters always obey orders. 28 00:01:31,678 --> 00:01:34,579 - To the Bat-poles. - Roger. 29 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,354 [theme music] 30 00:01:51,363 --> 00:01:53,464 ¶ Batman 31 00:01:54,566 --> 00:01:56,433 ¶ Batman 32 00:01:57,735 --> 00:01:59,602 ¶ Batman 33 00:02:00,804 --> 00:02:02,671 ¶ Batman 34 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:05,607 ¶ Batman 35 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:07,342 ¶ Batman 36 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,210 ¶ Batman 37 00:02:10,412 --> 00:02:11,879 ¶ Batman 38 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:13,513 ¶ Batman 39 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:15,581 ¶ Batman 40 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:19,217 ¶ Na na na na na na na na na na na na ¶ 41 00:02:19,219 --> 00:02:22,253 ¶ Batman 42 00:02:26,591 --> 00:02:29,593 [dramatic music] 43 00:02:50,214 --> 00:02:51,914 [tires screeching] 44 00:02:52,815 --> 00:02:58,553 And now in Barbara Gordon's apartment the mystery deepens. 45 00:02:58,555 --> 00:02:59,320 I can't fathom it. 46 00:02:59,322 --> 00:03:01,255 This is the first time Commissioner Gordon's 47 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:02,823 failed to keep an appointment with us. 48 00:03:02,825 --> 00:03:05,625 It's not like him. Not like him at all. 49 00:03:05,627 --> 00:03:06,659 I was looking for him meself. 50 00:03:06,661 --> 00:03:09,528 And his secretary Bonnie thought he might be coming here. 51 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:11,329 I certainly hope nothing's happened to him. 52 00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:16,334 Yes, but why would he wanna meet us here and not in his office? 53 00:03:16,336 --> 00:03:18,703 He must have had a very good reason, Robin. 54 00:03:18,705 --> 00:03:23,240 Commissioner Gordon doesn't take his responsibilities lightly. 55 00:03:25,309 --> 00:03:28,477 I don't know how long they'll be, we gotta work fast. 56 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,679 Now, remember, your primary mission 57 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:33,181 is to discover the location of the Bat-cave 58 00:03:33,183 --> 00:03:36,851 and the true identities of Robin and Batman. 59 00:03:36,853 --> 00:03:37,852 With that knowledge as a weapon 60 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:42,623 plus the fortune that I plan to get from millionaire Bruce Wayne 61 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,424 my plan will be complete. 62 00:03:44,426 --> 00:03:48,661 It's a beautiful plan. Beautiful. 63 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,399 Would any of you care for a soft drink? 64 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,368 No thank you, Ms. Gordon. We might find it too relaxing. 65 00:03:57,370 --> 00:04:00,738 The first order of business is to locate your father. 66 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,773 Sure'n that's the truth. 67 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:06,777 Perhaps the Bat-computer could be of some help, Robin. 68 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,478 Roger. 69 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,446 Goodbye, Ms. Gordon. 70 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:13,615 And don't worry about your father. 71 00:04:16,385 --> 00:04:18,953 And shortly in The Siren's hideout 72 00:04:18,955 --> 00:04:21,956 in a subterranean grotto.. 73 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:25,492 [harp music] 74 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:36,902 Batman and Robin you're finished I say 75 00:04:36,904 --> 00:04:39,437 for hidden inside of your car.. 76 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:42,940 ...Commissioner Gordon is lurking and soon.. 77 00:04:42,942 --> 00:04:45,876 ...he'll tell me whoever you are. 78 00:04:45,878 --> 00:04:47,644 [chuckles] 79 00:04:53,784 --> 00:04:56,786 [shrieking] 80 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:07,396 Nothing quite so pleasant as a musical interlude, eh, boys? 81 00:05:07,398 --> 00:05:11,500 You hired us to be criminals, Siren, not critics. 82 00:05:11,502 --> 00:05:13,869 All we've been doing is losing a week of time 83 00:05:13,871 --> 00:05:16,705 while you sit around and strum the strings. 84 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:20,542 Patience I can see is not one of your virtues 85 00:05:20,544 --> 00:05:21,509 if indeed you have any. 86 00:05:21,511 --> 00:05:24,945 But you needn't wait much longer, my dear Allegro. 87 00:05:24,947 --> 00:05:29,316 The first step in my fantastic plan has already been completed. 88 00:05:29,318 --> 00:05:34,621 Even as we converse my operation is rapidly coming to fruition. 89 00:05:34,623 --> 00:05:37,357 And like most women you keep talking about your operation 90 00:05:37,359 --> 00:05:39,759 but you still haven't really told us what it is. 91 00:05:39,761 --> 00:05:43,329 For openers, boys, who remembers the good women of history. 92 00:05:43,331 --> 00:05:46,398 Florence Nightingale and Molly Pitcher.. 93 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,968 ...be pale in comparison to Mata Hari 94 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:53,004 Lucrezia Borgia and Lady Macbeth. 95 00:05:53,006 --> 00:05:57,074 Evil is what makes the world go round 96 00:05:57,076 --> 00:06:00,944 and I want to be evil. 97 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,345 'I'm not knocking evil, Siren, 98 00:06:02,347 --> 00:06:04,880 'but don't forget Catwoman and Black Widow.' 99 00:06:04,882 --> 00:06:07,549 'They all went up the river because of Batman.' 100 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:10,084 Hmm. Right you are, my musical mobster. 101 00:06:10,086 --> 00:06:14,021 But those amateurs neglected one thing. 102 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:17,824 They neglected to expose Batman's identity. 103 00:06:17,826 --> 00:06:21,861 Once that's done, the cowled crime-fighters 104 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:23,462 efficiency will be dissipated 105 00:06:23,464 --> 00:06:28,033 leaving me a clear path to ravage and pillage Gotham City 106 00:06:28,035 --> 00:06:32,604 as it's never been ravaged and pillaged before. 107 00:06:34,006 --> 00:06:37,675 'I want to become the wickedest woman..' 108 00:06:38,843 --> 00:06:40,043 [shrieking] 109 00:06:40,045 --> 00:06:45,648 ...in Gotham City and thus in the world. 110 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:47,449 [shrieking] 111 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:52,720 With the help of Bruce Wayne's fortune.. 112 00:06:52,722 --> 00:06:53,954 [shrieking] 113 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:58,425 ...which I shall shortly control! 114 00:06:58,427 --> 00:07:01,528 [shrieking] 115 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:04,597 [laughing] 116 00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:09,601 It doesn't look as though your father's going to show up. 117 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:10,768 I'm afraid you're right, Chief O'Hara. 118 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:14,738 I'll get back to the office. If I hear from him, I'll call you. 119 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:17,574 Do that, even if I'm out I'll get the message. 120 00:07:17,576 --> 00:07:18,975 Even if you're out you'll answer? 121 00:07:18,977 --> 00:07:22,845 Well, not exactly that, my phone answers for me. 122 00:07:22,847 --> 00:07:26,548 Oh, sure'n it's one of those tricky little gizmos 123 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:28,449 that answers in your own voice 124 00:07:28,451 --> 00:07:30,384 and then replays the messages. 125 00:07:30,386 --> 00:07:31,885 Sure'n it is, Chief O'Hara. 126 00:07:31,887 --> 00:07:34,621 At least it won't be answering in Lorelei Circe's voice 127 00:07:34,623 --> 00:07:37,156 or the windows in this building would be broken. 128 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:38,657 - Whose voice? - Lorelei Circe. 129 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:42,594 She's the world famous chanteuse who's appearing in Gotham City. 130 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,562 She has a range of seven octaves 131 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:45,829 when she sings her highest note 132 00:07:45,831 --> 00:07:48,131 I'm told only hunting dogs can hear it 133 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:49,432 and are completely stunned. 134 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:52,034 Well, let's hope your father doesn't run into her. 135 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,835 Oh, I'm just spoofing you, Barbara. 136 00:07:53,837 --> 00:07:56,838 I'm sure he'll show up safe and sound. 137 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,506 Goodbye. 138 00:08:02,611 --> 00:08:05,746 [instrumental music] 139 00:08:06,481 --> 00:08:11,151 Charlie, am I jumping to the world's biggest conclusion? 140 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:15,155 Could my father have run into Lorelei Circe? 141 00:08:15,157 --> 00:08:16,990 Lorelei Circe. 142 00:08:16,992 --> 00:08:19,993 Lorelei a temptress. 143 00:08:19,995 --> 00:08:22,795 A siren who lives in a.. 144 00:08:22,797 --> 00:08:23,729 ...grotto. 145 00:08:23,731 --> 00:08:29,534 The Grotto Arms. I read that's where she's been staying. 146 00:08:29,536 --> 00:08:30,635 [squawks] 147 00:08:30,637 --> 00:08:33,104 What's onBarbara's mind, Charlie? 148 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:34,605 Is she about to go into action 149 00:08:34,607 --> 00:08:38,442 as that Dominoe Daredoll, Batgirl? 150 00:08:38,444 --> 00:08:39,743 ¶ Batgirl 151 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:41,144 ¶ Batgirl 152 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,512 ¶ Batgirl 153 00:08:42,514 --> 00:08:43,145 ¶ Batgirl 154 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:45,847 ¶ Where do you come from? Where do you go? ¶ 155 00:08:45,849 --> 00:08:49,584 ¶ What is your scene? Baby we just gotta know ¶ 156 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:50,751 ¶ Batgirl 157 00:08:50,753 --> 00:08:52,052 ¶ Batgirl 158 00:08:52,054 --> 00:08:53,486 ¶ Batgirl 159 00:08:53,488 --> 00:08:54,153 ¶ Batgirl 160 00:08:54,155 --> 00:08:56,889 ¶ Are you a chick who fell in from outer space? ¶ 161 00:08:56,891 --> 00:09:00,192 ¶ Or are you real with a tender warm embrace? ¶ 162 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:03,094 ¶ Yeah whose baby are you? ¶ 163 00:09:03,096 --> 00:09:04,595 ¶ Batgirl 164 00:09:04,597 --> 00:09:05,896 ¶ Batgirl 165 00:09:05,898 --> 00:09:07,230 ¶ Batgirl 166 00:09:07,232 --> 00:09:08,631 ¶ Batgirl 167 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:11,467 ¶ Yeah whose baby are you? ¶ 168 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:14,203 ¶ Batgirl 169 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:23,978 What do you suppose is the matter? 170 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:28,549 Maybe it doesn't understand our question about the commissioner. 171 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:30,183 I've never seen that light flash before. 172 00:09:30,185 --> 00:09:33,886 Oh, that's the Batcomputer Bat-resistance signal. 173 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:38,256 Of course it doesn't understand our question 174 00:09:38,258 --> 00:09:39,690 It can't answer it. 175 00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:42,125 Commissioner Gordon represents law and order. 176 00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:46,162 The Batcomputer is programmed to deal only with criminals. 177 00:09:46,164 --> 00:09:48,831 Holy one track Batcomputer mind! 178 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,833 We'll have to figure this one out ourselves. 179 00:09:50,835 --> 00:09:53,869 Not without some nourishment, old chum. 180 00:09:53,871 --> 00:09:55,203 The body and mind need food. 181 00:09:55,205 --> 00:09:57,505 Good evening, sir. Through for the day? 182 00:09:57,507 --> 00:10:00,508 We're gonna grab a bite and get back to the business. 183 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:04,144 - Which is, if I may ask? - Locating Commissioner Gordon. 184 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,680 Very good, sir. If you'll excuse me I have dusting to do. 185 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:12,217 You'll find your milk and sandwiches in the study. 186 00:10:12,219 --> 00:10:14,118 Thank you, Alfred. 187 00:10:23,261 --> 00:10:26,196 [intense music] 188 00:10:34,939 --> 00:10:38,775 Commissioner Gordon, what are you doing here? 189 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:40,709 You? 190 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:45,013 You're Alfred, millionaire Bruce Wayne's butler. 191 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:45,780 And that voice 192 00:10:45,782 --> 00:10:49,683 'the same nameless voice that often answers the Bat-phone.' 193 00:10:49,685 --> 00:10:51,751 I'm afraid you're making a mistake. 194 00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:54,086 Mistake, nonsense. 195 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,955 Obviously, this is the Bat-cave. 196 00:10:56,957 --> 00:11:00,291 Ergo, Batman is Bruce Wayne 197 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:04,628 and Dick Grayson is Robin the Boy Wonder. 198 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:05,795 Hmm. Hmm. 199 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:09,232 'Batman and Bruce Wayne one and the same.' 200 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:14,337 I-I must convey this information at once to The Siren. 201 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:15,037 The Siren? 202 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:18,040 I think you're making a grave error of judgment, sir. 203 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,675 You're being very civilized about this, Alfred. 204 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:25,112 Most butlers would do anything at this moment to stop me. 205 00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:27,114 Quite right, commissioner. 206 00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,715 Oh.. 207 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,250 Yes, indeed. 208 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:33,885 Nothing. 209 00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:36,187 We should get into town and survey the area 210 00:11:36,189 --> 00:11:38,289 where Commissioner Gordon was last seen. 211 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,157 Perhaps we can find a clue there. 212 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,793 (Alfred) 'You need look no further, sir.' 213 00:11:43,795 --> 00:11:45,427 Commissioner Gordon? 214 00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:47,328 Commissioner Gordon? 215 00:11:47,696 --> 00:11:48,729 Sound asleep, sir. 216 00:11:48,731 --> 00:11:51,231 I found him in the Bat-cave. 217 00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,166 Sound asleep in the Bat-cave. 218 00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:57,969 'But he was awake when he stepped out of the Batmobile.' 219 00:11:57,971 --> 00:12:00,237 Thanks to a sizeable dose of Bat-sleep 220 00:12:00,239 --> 00:12:03,106 he is now languishing in the arms of Morpheus. 221 00:12:03,108 --> 00:12:05,174 - Great Scott! - Yes. 222 00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:09,878 And I'm afraid he knows the true identities of each of you. 223 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,881 [intense music] 224 00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:21,422 In the absence of any word from Commissioner Gordon 225 00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:22,790 I shall make a call. 226 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,391 Like me to do it, Siren? 227 00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:25,158 Oh, no, Andante. 228 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,126 I'm the only person in the world that 229 00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:30,462 can deliver my message to Mr. Bruce Wayne. 230 00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:32,063 The millionaire playboy? 231 00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:35,433 The soon to be ex-millionaire playboy. 232 00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:37,301 (Siren) 'My next move is to relieve' 233 00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:39,503 'Mr. Wayne of his fabulous fortune.' 234 00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:42,239 With Batman revealed by Commissioner Gordon 235 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,406 and thus permanently impaired 236 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:47,309 and with Bruce Wayne's millions in my possession 237 00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:50,211 I'll be unstoppable! 238 00:12:55,350 --> 00:13:01,021 Information, I'd like the number of stately Wayne Manor, please. 239 00:13:01,023 --> 00:13:04,090 Meanwhile, at their handsome residence 240 00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:07,059 our heroes remain puzzled. 241 00:13:07,193 --> 00:13:09,027 How much Bat-sleep did you give him? 242 00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:11,829 I should say approximately 12 hours worth, sir. 243 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:14,431 What could've caused him to do such a thing? 244 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,331 Hide in the Batmobile. 245 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,533 Our main concern now is what to do with him. 246 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:21,937 He can't sleep forever, and he intends to tell who was it? 247 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:22,904 Someone called The Siren, sir. 248 00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:25,940 Obviously the perpetrator of this sinister plot. 249 00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:27,841 [phone ringing] 250 00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:28,942 Hello? 251 00:13:28,944 --> 00:13:31,778 Yes, this is millionaire Bruce Wayne. 252 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:34,781 [shrieking] 253 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,452 [intense music] 254 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:41,554 Meet me in my private office 255 00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:45,224 at the Wayne Foundation Building in a half hour. 256 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,358 I'll be there. 257 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,127 Is everything alright, sir? 258 00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:54,830 Everything is fine, Alfred. 259 00:13:54,832 --> 00:13:58,200 - Where are you going, Bruce? - That's not your concern, Dick. 260 00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:00,902 I have a personal matter to attend to. 261 00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:04,038 But you can't leave now. 262 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,205 Something's very wrong, Alfred. 263 00:14:05,207 --> 00:14:06,873 Bruce's never acted that way before. 264 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,809 And right after that telephone call, sir. 265 00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:11,577 I'm gonna see what it's about. 266 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:13,345 [beeping] 267 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:21,885 You'll never know, unless you answer it, Master Dick. 268 00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:26,355 Hello? 269 00:14:26,357 --> 00:14:27,589 Robin, this is Batgirl. 270 00:14:27,591 --> 00:14:29,290 Batgirl? On the Bat-phone? 271 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:33,460 I'm in Commissioner Gordon's office. No one else is here. 272 00:14:33,462 --> 00:14:35,295 I must speak to Batman at once. 273 00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:39,365 I'm afraid he's unavailable right now, can I help you? 274 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:40,999 Well, perhaps you can. 275 00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:42,367 A frightful thing is happening 276 00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:45,269 I can't go into detail over the phone 277 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,504 but by some sort of sonic spell 278 00:14:47,506 --> 00:14:50,006 'The Siren intends forcing Bruce Wayne' 279 00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,241 'to give up his fortune to her.' 280 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,008 So, that's it. 281 00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:56,111 And it seems she can project this sound over the phone. 282 00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:59,247 I think that's what might've happened to my.. 283 00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:00,114 ...Commissioner Gordon. 284 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:03,484 I'll meet you at the Wayne Foundation Building soon. 285 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,052 And Batman? 286 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,487 He, uh, may be there too. 287 00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:13,125 Later in Bruce Wayne's private office 288 00:15:13,127 --> 00:15:17,095 in the Wayne Foundation Building.. 289 00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:22,433 [instrumental music] 290 00:15:39,651 --> 00:15:42,085 You now have the Wayne family jewels. 291 00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:45,922 You have everything including all my ready cash. 292 00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:48,157 There's still the little matter of your signing over 293 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:52,427 the properties, stocks and bonds of the Wayne fortune to me. 294 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:57,331 Oh, yes. Do you have the necessary legal forms? 295 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,999 Andante. 296 00:16:08,943 --> 00:16:14,280 While in the lobby of the Wayne Foundation Building.. 297 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,951 He must still be under her influence 298 00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:21,986 so we'll have to deal gingerly with Mr. Wayne. 299 00:16:21,988 --> 00:16:25,322 You bet. Wouldn't want an innocent man to get hurt. 300 00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:28,191 I only wish Batman were here to help us. 301 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:31,561 He may be here sooner than you think. 302 00:16:31,563 --> 00:16:32,395 Holy standstills! 303 00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:34,563 I wish this elevator would get here. 304 00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:37,165 No telling what they're up to. 305 00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:42,603 There. That should do it. 306 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:47,507 I now have everything I want. 307 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,108 Everything. 308 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:53,011 - Except the identity of Batman. - Batman? 309 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,214 No doubt Commissioner Gordon is back in his office by now 310 00:16:56,216 --> 00:17:00,017 and has probably been trying to call me. 311 00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:03,686 [phone ringing] 312 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:09,124 Commissioner Gordon's office. No the commissioner's not here. 313 00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:11,493 This is chief of police O'Hara speaking. 314 00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:14,395 May I do something for you? 315 00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:16,597 Yes. 316 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,600 [shrieking] 317 00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:27,640 Go jump in Gotham Park lake. 318 00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:30,175 [chuckling] 319 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,316 We heard that, Siren 320 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:41,718 and you're sending an innocent man to drown himself. 321 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,754 Well, look who's here, Batgirl and Batboy. 322 00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:48,090 There's no escape, Siren, you'd better give yourself up. 323 00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:50,425 We'll soon see about that. 324 00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,026 (Batgirl) 'That won't help you.' 325 00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:55,629 Girls are impervious to your entrancing voice. 326 00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:58,999 And I'm wearing Bat-earplugs that successfully screen out 327 00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,301 any sound above 14,000 decibels. 328 00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:03,436 Your goose so to speak is cooked. 329 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:06,639 Not by a long shot, short stuff. 330 00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:09,508 I now own this building. 331 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:10,675 Is that true, Mr. Wayne? 332 00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:13,344 She now owns this building. 333 00:18:13,346 --> 00:18:15,346 And I hereby order you off the premises 334 00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:18,682 this is private property and you cannot come in here 335 00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:20,450 without a warrant. 336 00:18:20,452 --> 00:18:22,151 She has us there, Robin. 337 00:18:22,153 --> 00:18:23,318 Holy Fourth Amendment! 338 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,186 So if you'll just make yourself scarce 339 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,756 I won't have to report you to the police. 340 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:31,591 This way out. 341 00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:34,293 - Come on, Batgirl. - But there must be-- 342 00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:36,261 We're licked! 343 00:18:39,431 --> 00:18:43,167 You'll pay a pretty price for this, Siren. 344 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,608 Let's get this thing over with. 345 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:54,377 - What're you gonna do with him? - Bruce Wayne? 346 00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:55,511 That penniless fop. 347 00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:57,145 (Siren) 'Now, that he has no fortune' 348 00:18:57,147 --> 00:19:01,549 he's gonna do what other bankers in his position have done. 349 00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:05,052 He's going to leap off the roof. 350 00:19:05,054 --> 00:19:08,288 I'm going to leap off the roof. 351 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:09,155 Yes. 352 00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:11,690 Good boy. 353 00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:17,228 Dropping that bugging device was a smart move, Robin. 354 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,162 Maybe not smart enough. 355 00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:19,830 They've taken the elevator to the roof. 356 00:19:19,832 --> 00:19:23,767 She's going to make Bruce Wayne jump. 357 00:19:23,769 --> 00:19:26,770 [dramatic music] 358 00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:31,373 - The stairway? - Yes, you're in good shape. 359 00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:41,649 Come on, now. Just one more step. 360 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:48,655 Don't do it, Mr. Wayne! 361 00:19:48,657 --> 00:19:51,658 [dramatic music] 362 00:20:18,686 --> 00:20:21,788 [music continues] 363 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:50,282 Get in there and help my men. 364 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,551 Sorry about this, Mr. Wayne. 365 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,620 Help me! Help! 366 00:20:57,221 --> 00:21:00,389 Why should I? You were willing to let Bruce Wayne leap. 367 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:03,459 Oh, c-can we talk about it after you pull me up? 368 00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:08,397 (Robin) 'Can you get Mr. Wayne out of that spell?' 369 00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:08,864 Can you? 370 00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:12,767 Oh, I might try singing an antidote note. 371 00:21:12,769 --> 00:21:13,434 Then, do it. 372 00:21:13,436 --> 00:21:15,869 Oh, but that's three octaves above High C. 373 00:21:15,871 --> 00:21:17,637 Nobody's ever done it before. 374 00:21:17,639 --> 00:21:19,672 My voice would be gone. 375 00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:21,306 I'd rather die. 376 00:21:21,308 --> 00:21:23,775 I'd rather live. 377 00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,777 Alright. I'll try it. 378 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:31,681 Oh, Bruce, if only you were more like Batman. 379 00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:32,281 Batman.. 380 00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,982 Perhaps then you would've had the strength 381 00:21:33,984 --> 00:21:37,051 to resist The Siren's stunning spell. 382 00:21:37,719 --> 00:21:42,589 Alright, Siren, do your stuff. 383 00:21:42,591 --> 00:21:45,592 [shrieking] 384 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:56,969 Robin, Batgirl, what's going on here? 385 00:21:56,971 --> 00:21:59,805 Don't worry about a thing. You're alright now. 386 00:21:59,807 --> 00:22:00,972 What about the others? 387 00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:03,541 [gasps] Chief O'Hara. 388 00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,782 Here we go. 389 00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:22,658 Batman. 390 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:23,892 Barbara. 391 00:22:23,894 --> 00:22:24,659 What's going on? 392 00:22:24,661 --> 00:22:28,029 You were under the spell of The Siren, daddy. 393 00:22:28,031 --> 00:22:30,097 The Siren, eh? 394 00:22:30,865 --> 00:22:33,900 The last thing I remember is, uh.. 395 00:22:34,668 --> 00:22:39,972 That's funny I can't remember the last thing I remember. 396 00:22:41,341 --> 00:22:42,841 Permanent amnesia apparently last 397 00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:45,810 as long as the person is under Siren's spell. 398 00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:47,945 I feel like Rip Van Winkle. 399 00:22:47,947 --> 00:22:49,446 You only slept like him. 400 00:22:49,448 --> 00:22:51,881 Batman and Robin took care of things perfectly. 401 00:22:51,883 --> 00:22:54,383 Don't forget Batgirl and speaking of Batgirl 402 00:22:54,385 --> 00:22:56,818 she was on her way to fish Chief O'Hara outta-- 403 00:22:56,820 --> 00:23:00,388 Gotham Park lake, and begorrah she did 404 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:03,591 but after she rescued me she just, uh, vanished. 405 00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:08,862 I walked over to the office to dry off but.. 406 00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:11,731 ...I didn't do much drying. 407 00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:14,900 All's well that ends well. 408 00:23:14,902 --> 00:23:17,903 Particularly now that millionaire Bruce Wayne's 409 00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:19,371 millions have been returned to him. 410 00:23:19,373 --> 00:23:21,806 And Siren will be singing her stunning notes 411 00:23:21,808 --> 00:23:23,841 from a cage with iron bars. 412 00:23:23,843 --> 00:23:25,943 Right you are, Robin. 413 00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:28,378 Shall we go? 414 00:23:37,888 --> 00:23:40,022 Warden Crichton should find The Siren 415 00:23:40,024 --> 00:23:42,524 a model prisoner, commissioner. 416 00:23:42,526 --> 00:23:45,059 If she doesn't open her mouth. 417 00:23:45,061 --> 00:23:46,827 [laughing] 418 00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:51,097 What in the world was that? 419 00:23:51,099 --> 00:23:51,964 It's our newly developed 420 00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:54,433 criminal sensor Bat-indicator, commissioner. 421 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:56,601 Which apparently suggests that.. 422 00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:01,005 ...Penguin has returned to the environs of Gotham City. 423 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,142 Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu. 424 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:09,779 Don't call me Lulu, Pengy. It's Senora Lola Lasagna now. 425 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:13,082 And I'm not here in Gotham City to be bothered by you. 426 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,717 I'm here to enter my prizewinning horse 427 00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:18,820 in the Wayne Foundation Handicap. 428 00:24:19,922 --> 00:24:21,689 [laughing] 429 00:24:23,124 --> 00:24:28,962 We're gonna make a tidy bundle on that race, Lulu. 430 00:24:28,964 --> 00:24:29,996 Not only Penguin, commissioner, 431 00:24:29,998 --> 00:24:33,899 but some new female accomplice named Lola Lasagna. 432 00:24:33,901 --> 00:24:38,670 Will Batman need more than luck withPenguin and Lola? 433 00:24:38,672 --> 00:24:42,173 Watch the next episode to find out. 434 00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:49,646 [theme music] 435 00:24:49,648 --> 00:24:52,849 ¶ Batman 436 00:24:52,851 --> 00:24:54,984 ¶ Batman 437 00:24:56,019 --> 00:24:57,886 ¶ Batman 438 00:24:59,088 --> 00:25:01,589 ¶ Batman 439 00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:03,990 ¶ Batman 440 00:25:03,992 --> 00:25:05,624 ¶ Batman 441 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:07,726 ¶ Batman 442 00:25:09,562 --> 00:25:12,597 ¶ Na na na na na na na na na na na na ¶ 443 00:25:12,599 --> 00:25:15,166 ¶ Batman