1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,501 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,105 --> 00:00:09,272 Night, the cloak for sinners 3 00:00:09,274 --> 00:00:12,241 draws its dark folds over Gotham City. 4 00:00:12,243 --> 00:00:17,379 Where The Riddler hides out in a Little Used Gymnasium. 5 00:00:17,381 --> 00:00:18,680 [laughing] 6 00:00:18,682 --> 00:00:21,149 Throw the biggest fight of my career tonight? 7 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:23,684 In Gotham Square Garden? I won't do it. 8 00:00:23,686 --> 00:00:24,584 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:26,319 I won't go if the fight's fixed. 10 00:00:26,321 --> 00:00:30,156 Oh, yes, you will, Kid Gulliver. Yes, you will. 11 00:00:30,158 --> 00:00:30,723 [laughs] 12 00:00:30,725 --> 00:00:31,757 I have a riddle for you. 13 00:00:31,759 --> 00:00:35,660 What do many boats, shovels, laundries, whistles 14 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:39,030 and hot showers have in common? 15 00:00:39,032 --> 00:00:42,800 Steam. Put him in the steam room. 16 00:00:42,802 --> 00:00:45,602 Shrink him down to size. 17 00:00:48,238 --> 00:00:49,805 After Kid Gulliver, what? 18 00:00:49,807 --> 00:00:54,409 Get rid of every other top prizefighter in the town, Betsy. 19 00:00:54,411 --> 00:00:55,176 That's what. 20 00:00:55,178 --> 00:00:58,212 Plus that contemptible crime fighter Batman. 21 00:00:58,214 --> 00:01:01,448 Then control all the prize fighting in Gotham City 22 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,583 once and for all, and everywhere else. 23 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:06,385 Well, that's a big order. How're you gonna do it? 24 00:01:06,387 --> 00:01:10,722 With an ace I have up my sleeve. And what an ace! 25 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:15,660 But for starters, when is the top of a mountain.. 26 00:01:15,662 --> 00:01:17,695 ...like a savings account? 27 00:01:17,697 --> 00:01:20,497 Now, go on, Riddler. 28 00:01:21,232 --> 00:01:24,734 When it peaksone's interest. 29 00:01:26,436 --> 00:01:30,071 Kid Gulliver, down to the count in the third? 30 00:01:30,073 --> 00:01:30,805 It's hard to believe, Bruce. 31 00:01:30,807 --> 00:01:33,307 As chairman of the Gotham City boxing commission 32 00:01:33,309 --> 00:01:35,509 I'm gonna call an emergency meeting. 33 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:38,411 It looks like undesirable elements have once again 34 00:01:38,413 --> 00:01:41,647 infiltrated the manly art of self defense. 35 00:01:41,649 --> 00:01:46,752 And making off with the box office receipts. 36 00:01:53,459 --> 00:01:54,192 Riddle me this. 37 00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:59,397 When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush? 38 00:02:02,334 --> 00:02:07,438 When he's a stick-up artist. Ha ha ha! 39 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,209 I'd like two seats for-- 40 00:02:13,211 --> 00:02:15,578 That box is blinking! 41 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,680 Help! Please help! 42 00:02:18,581 --> 00:02:21,282 [theme music] 43 00:02:29,491 --> 00:02:32,226 ¶ Batman 44 00:02:32,794 --> 00:02:35,529 ¶ Batman 45 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,865 ¶ Batman 46 00:02:39,266 --> 00:02:41,900 ¶ Batman 47 00:02:42,368 --> 00:02:43,801 ¶ Batman 48 00:02:43,803 --> 00:02:45,469 ¶ Batman 49 00:02:45,471 --> 00:02:47,704 ¶ Batman 50 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:50,372 ¶ Batman 51 00:02:50,374 --> 00:02:51,773 ¶ Batman 52 00:02:51,775 --> 00:02:54,142 ¶ Batman 53 00:02:54,144 --> 00:02:57,211 ¶ Na na na na na 54 00:02:57,213 --> 00:03:00,247 ¶ Batman 55 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,151 [dramatic music] 56 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,948 [music continues] 57 00:03:43,455 --> 00:03:45,956 And you caught no glimpse of the robbers, Batgirl? 58 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,958 No, I heard the cashier scream 59 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,826 'called Commissioner Gordon's office' 60 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:52,628 and brought this box directly here. 61 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,763 It's lucky you were in the vicinity 62 00:03:54,765 --> 00:03:56,631 of Gotham Square Garden. 63 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:58,566 Yes, luck is an important weapon 64 00:03:58,568 --> 00:04:01,769 to a woman crime fighter, Batman. 65 00:04:01,771 --> 00:04:03,871 Ah! 66 00:04:05,473 --> 00:04:06,573 As I suspected. 67 00:04:06,575 --> 00:04:08,308 This little blinking device.. 68 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:11,577 ...is merely an added touch to peak our curiosity. 69 00:04:11,579 --> 00:04:13,445 Sounds like a trick of Riddler's. 70 00:04:13,447 --> 00:04:15,547 (Batman) 'Indeed. He's back.' 71 00:04:15,549 --> 00:04:16,714 What's in the box? 72 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:22,820 Apparently, just some...metal filings. 73 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:25,556 And this note. 74 00:04:26,491 --> 00:04:29,226 "Who rules the ring, no prince, king or raja 75 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:33,630 look for a clue on the walls of Kafaja." 76 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,399 Ah , Riddler indeed. 77 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:40,336 Returned to tease, taunt, and torment us again. 78 00:04:40,338 --> 00:04:43,472 Look for a clue in the walls of Kafaja. 79 00:04:43,474 --> 00:04:45,474 What could he mean this time, Batman? 80 00:04:45,476 --> 00:04:46,575 Kafaja was a famous temple 81 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,410 in what was the land of Mesopotamia. 82 00:04:48,412 --> 00:04:50,245 My daughter Barbara, studied the history 83 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:52,513 of South Western Asia in college, Batman. 84 00:04:52,515 --> 00:04:56,383 Perhaps if I call her she could be of some.. 85 00:04:57,251 --> 00:04:58,451 What, uh.. 86 00:04:58,453 --> 00:05:01,720 What happened to Batgirl? 87 00:05:01,722 --> 00:05:03,455 Begorrah, she's gone. 88 00:05:03,457 --> 00:05:04,522 (Robin) 'Into thin air.' 89 00:05:04,524 --> 00:05:07,791 Her particular brand of vanishing cream. 90 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:10,927 Another weapon in her arsenal. 91 00:05:10,929 --> 00:05:12,361 [phone ringing] 92 00:05:12,363 --> 00:05:15,964 Commissioner Gordon. Yes. 93 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:17,365 He what? 94 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:21,435 Well, Batman's right here. I'll tell him at once. 95 00:05:21,869 --> 00:05:24,370 That was the boxing commissioner. 96 00:05:24,372 --> 00:05:26,372 He was calling about Kid Gulliver. 97 00:05:26,374 --> 00:05:28,407 Who's vanished. Disappeared completely 98 00:05:28,409 --> 00:05:31,309 while his seconds were carrying him from the ring 99 00:05:31,311 --> 00:05:32,009 down to his dressing room. 100 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:34,578 That shot I gave him won't wear off for a week. 101 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:37,447 - What was in that shot? - A little riddle juice, Kayo. 102 00:05:37,449 --> 00:05:41,818 Gentlemen, if we had our choice of laps to sit on right now. 103 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:43,419 which would we choose? 104 00:05:43,421 --> 00:05:44,286 Laps? To sit on? 105 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:48,990 Kid Gulliver's temporary lapse of memory. Take him away. 106 00:05:57,299 --> 00:05:59,500 Here are the burnooses, Riddler. 107 00:05:59,502 --> 00:06:01,368 And my latest news break. 108 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:05,071 "Mushy Nebuchadnezzar, unchallenged champion 109 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,573 "of South-Western Asia's boxing world 110 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,541 "arrived in Gotham City tonight.. 111 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:14,479 ...ready and willing to take on any and all comers." 112 00:06:14,481 --> 00:06:17,849 Mushy Nebuchadnezzar. 113 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:23,620 Stroke of your usual feminine genius, Betsy. 114 00:06:23,921 --> 00:06:28,824 Well, then...slip into your burnoose, Riddler. 115 00:06:28,826 --> 00:06:30,792 Because Mushy Nebuchadnezzar.. 116 00:06:30,794 --> 00:06:35,663 ...is going to appear on my "Midnight Sports" telecast. 117 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,966 [instrumental music] 118 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,509 [knocking] 119 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,684 Sorry to bother you at this time of the night, Miss Gordon. 120 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,585 We would have entered the building 121 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,919 by more conventional means 122 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:05,021 but we didn't want to startle the tenants. 123 00:07:05,023 --> 00:07:07,490 Oh, I understand. I was expecting you. 124 00:07:07,492 --> 00:07:09,391 - Oh.. - My father called. 125 00:07:09,393 --> 00:07:11,126 - Won't you come in? - Thank you. 126 00:07:11,128 --> 00:07:14,762 You want to know about the famous temple of Kafaja? 127 00:07:14,764 --> 00:07:15,562 Yes. 128 00:07:15,564 --> 00:07:16,429 Well, as I recall 129 00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:17,430 strange scrollwork was found 130 00:07:17,432 --> 00:07:19,098 on the walls of that temple indicating 131 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:21,366 men used their fists to fight long before 132 00:07:21,368 --> 00:07:24,035 the supposed beginnings of boxing in ancient Roman Greece. 133 00:07:24,037 --> 00:07:27,571 Holy hieroglyphics! How would Riddler know that, Batman? 134 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:30,073 The mind of a criminal like Riddler's is a sponge 135 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,108 where he soaks up many strange facts, Robin. 136 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:34,877 Riddler is an old archenemy of ours, Miss Gordon 137 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:36,979 returned to try to outwit us 138 00:07:36,981 --> 00:07:39,681 and bilk the good citizens of Gotham City. 139 00:07:39,683 --> 00:07:44,552 That riddle he sent us. Perhaps we should examine it again. 140 00:07:44,554 --> 00:07:48,956 "Who rules the ring? No prince, king or raja. 141 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:50,958 Could he mean the prize fighting ring? 142 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,993 We should have thought of that ourselves, Batman. 143 00:07:52,995 --> 00:07:55,428 Up until tonight, Kid Gulliver was a local champ. 144 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:58,030 Perhaps Riddler himself is trying to take over. 145 00:07:58,032 --> 00:07:59,664 That punctuated pipsqueak? 146 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:00,498 [knocking on door] 147 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,933 (Gordon) 'Barbara, Barbara. It's I.' 148 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:05,468 It's my father. 149 00:08:07,037 --> 00:08:08,170 [laughing] 150 00:08:08,172 --> 00:08:12,574 Well, tonight seems to be my night for gentlemen callers. 151 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,542 I was walking home and took a chance 152 00:08:14,544 --> 00:08:16,477 that Caped Crusader would still be here. 153 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:17,845 Kid Gulliver's been found, Batman. 154 00:08:17,847 --> 00:08:19,446 'Outside Gotham Square Garden' 155 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:20,880 'but he remembers nothing.' 156 00:08:20,882 --> 00:08:22,915 Uh, an injection of some drug 157 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:24,483 seems to have affected his memory. 158 00:08:24,485 --> 00:08:27,085 It'll do us no good to talk to Kid Gulliver. 159 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:29,654 We might take a look at Gotham Square Garden. 160 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:31,122 'Maybe we'll find something there.' 161 00:08:31,124 --> 00:08:32,490 Thank you, Ms. Gordon. 162 00:08:32,492 --> 00:08:33,791 You've been great help. 163 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:35,459 Batman. 164 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:40,564 It's a little enough to do for so courageous a crime fighter. 165 00:08:49,073 --> 00:08:51,974 I thought I'd catch the last of Betsy Boldface's 166 00:08:51,976 --> 00:08:53,208 "Midnight Sports" telecast. 167 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:55,944 Betsy Boldface seems to have quite a hold over you. 168 00:08:55,946 --> 00:09:00,114 Ho ho ho! She's as good as any man would be on that job. 169 00:09:00,116 --> 00:09:02,149 - Mushy Nebuchadnezzar. - Yes. 170 00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:05,452 South-Western Asia's unchallenged champion 171 00:09:05,454 --> 00:09:07,487 'and also one of the most colorful' 172 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:08,588 'prizefighters in the world.' 173 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,490 For instance, Mushy, tell us just, uh, what do you eat? 174 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:16,461 Tamarisk berries, bulbul bird eggs, and licorice. 175 00:09:16,463 --> 00:09:19,130 'But only licorice native to my country.' 176 00:09:19,132 --> 00:09:22,099 (Betsy) 'Well, what liquids do you drink?' 177 00:09:22,101 --> 00:09:28,205 Just uh, camel grass juice. What else? 178 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,173 Enough of that, he sounds like 179 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:34,643 South-Western Asia's unchallenged nut. 180 00:09:35,478 --> 00:09:40,014 While in the box office of Gotham Square Garden.. 181 00:09:40,016 --> 00:09:43,017 [intense music] 182 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:54,061 We saw your car parked outside. 183 00:09:54,063 --> 00:09:56,863 Commissioner Gordon said that you might be here.. 184 00:09:56,865 --> 00:09:59,065 ...looking around. 185 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,833 Are you alright, chief? 186 00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:02,868 What car? Who's Commissioner Gordon? 187 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,137 (Riddler) 'Riddle me this, Dynamic Dull-heads.' 188 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,605 What have the following in common 189 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,275 hemming, basting, pearling and tagging? 190 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,977 [Riddler laughing] 191 00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:15,178 Holy blackout! 192 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:18,814 Unique trick of The Riddler's, now you see him, now you don't. 193 00:10:18,816 --> 00:10:20,715 He's gotta be someplace in this building. 194 00:10:20,717 --> 00:10:23,884 Unfortunately, we don't have time to go after him. 195 00:10:23,886 --> 00:10:25,719 Our Chief O'Hara needs help and quickly. 196 00:10:25,721 --> 00:10:28,188 Hemming, pearling, basting and tagging 197 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:30,190 are all words related to needlework. 198 00:10:30,192 --> 00:10:31,391 You think they gave Chief O'Hara 199 00:10:31,393 --> 00:10:33,192 the same injection that they gave Kid Gulliver? 200 00:10:33,194 --> 00:10:36,929 Uh-huh, I'll take Chief O'Hara down to headquarters in his car. 201 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,330 You follow in the Batmobile. 202 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:39,998 Come, come, chief. 203 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,301 You know something, Charlie, all I could see under that burnoose 204 00:10:43,303 --> 00:10:46,237 was Mushy Nebuchadnezzar's chin and didn't look much 205 00:10:46,239 --> 00:10:50,074 like a South-Western Asiatic chin to this student of history. 206 00:10:50,076 --> 00:10:53,777 And there's something about that Betsy Boldface. 207 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,411 I'm afraid, Batman and Robin are headed 208 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:58,881 for more than just Gotham Square Garden. 209 00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:01,350 Maybe Batgirl should investigate the local source 210 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:05,120 of tamarisk berries, bulbul bird eggs, 211 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,722 liquorice and camel grass juice. 212 00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:10,257 [Charlie squeaking] 213 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:15,128 So it's across her bedroom in a flash 214 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:19,398 to the secret Batgirl nook where Barbara Gordon makes 215 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:24,002 her dazzling change to Batgirl. 216 00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:29,173 And into action on her Batgirl-cycle. 217 00:11:29,874 --> 00:11:35,445 And shortly, back in Riddler's Little Used Gymnasium.. 218 00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:38,881 I picked up more than Mushy Nebuchadnezzar's 219 00:11:38,883 --> 00:11:40,048 tamarisk berries. 220 00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:40,748 Tamarisk? 221 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:44,885 Bulbul bird eggs and liquorice and camel grass juice. 222 00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:46,920 - Ah! - Asiatic dove pheasant. 223 00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:49,689 Riddler, Batgirl's on my trail. 224 00:11:49,691 --> 00:11:53,059 - Batgirl? - Yes, Batgirl. 225 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:55,994 I saw your phony broadcast tonight, Riddler 226 00:11:55,996 --> 00:11:58,262 'masquerading as Mushy Nebuchadnezzar.' 227 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:01,398 What's your scheme? What do you have up your sleeve? 228 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,734 Up my sleeve, Batgirl? Riddle me once. 229 00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:08,437 What's most alluring when it's lowest or highest 230 00:12:08,439 --> 00:12:11,173 when it's in the air or in a hole 231 00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:17,179 when it's served you, yet you can't touch it? 232 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:21,749 An enchanting ace. 233 00:12:27,222 --> 00:12:29,489 Put these earmuffs on. 234 00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:37,730 Siren, let her have one of your most stunning notes. 235 00:12:39,432 --> 00:12:42,033 [siren wailing] 236 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,354 [siren wailing continues] 237 00:13:07,424 --> 00:13:09,491 What happened? It didn't work, it didn't work. 238 00:13:09,493 --> 00:13:13,928 Well. I've never tried my note two octaves above high C 239 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,896 on a woman before. 240 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,164 And she won't try it again. 241 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,865 Get her. 242 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,801 Good, now pass her into the steam room 243 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,501 as you did Kid Gulliver. 244 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:29,906 Batgirls wilt just as quickly as other women. 245 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:35,010 [giggling] 246 00:13:35,012 --> 00:13:37,445 Like a dream, it worked just like a dream, Betsy. 247 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:40,481 I thought my broadcast would put the Dynamic Decimal Points 248 00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:44,985 in your track, but Batgirl will work just as well. 249 00:13:44,987 --> 00:13:48,021 Even though Siren's stunning note didn't work on her. 250 00:13:48,023 --> 00:13:51,224 It didn't work on me either, I didn't have the earmuffs on. 251 00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:55,361 Well, it's never failed to put men under my spell, Riddler 252 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:56,562 and at my command. 253 00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:58,897 Well, then men you shall have. 254 00:13:58,899 --> 00:13:59,297 Three.. 255 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,932 ...top prize fighters in the country waiting outside 256 00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:05,435 right now, they'd be dazed by your dazzling decibel. 257 00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:12,408 And with them in my power and Batman kayoed once and for all 258 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:17,146 I shall rule the ring. 259 00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,851 This is Jerry Quarry, Mushy. 260 00:14:22,853 --> 00:14:24,552 A contender for the heavy-weight title. 261 00:14:24,554 --> 00:14:29,557 Oh, yes, Jerry, uh, contend with this. 262 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:32,159 [siren wailing] 263 00:14:35,429 --> 00:14:38,431 Alright, Riddler, they're under my spell. 264 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:42,168 - They'll obey any order now. - Good. 265 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,069 Take them into the steam room. 266 00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:46,571 [Riddler laughing] 267 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:53,044 And turn the heat up and find out how Batgirl is doing. 268 00:14:55,113 --> 00:14:59,049 Now, now to put Batman under my spell. 269 00:14:59,051 --> 00:15:01,885 I too have plans for Batman.. 270 00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:03,019 ...and Commissioner Gordon too. 271 00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:06,088 Ah, good party, good party, thank you, Siren 272 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:09,558 from the bottom of my...burnoose. 273 00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:18,966 - Batgirl's gone, boss. - Gone? Gone! 274 00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:21,902 - Gone. - No! No! 275 00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:23,904 - She must have went up a vent.. - No! 276 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:26,539 Would you like a quick shot of camel-- 277 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:29,508 No! No, no! Oh. 278 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,276 Ah! Aah! 279 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,278 Oh, what's looser than a thread 280 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:39,651 a fish, flying ribbons or woman's tongue? 281 00:15:39,653 --> 00:15:41,986 Possibly Batgirl. 282 00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:45,288 I've got to get on some provocative riddles quick 283 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:48,891 if I'm going to...coax Batman into the ring 284 00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:51,560 with Mushy Nebuchadnezzar. 285 00:15:52,361 --> 00:15:55,329 The next morning, Batman and Robin reply 286 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:58,565 to a summons on the red phone. 287 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,267 I have called Batman, Barbara. 288 00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:04,969 But I called you too because I needed someone 289 00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,236 to talk to until he arrived. 290 00:16:06,238 --> 00:16:09,539 Oh, I know you'll be late at the library but, but Chief O'Hara 291 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:13,276 is still under state of amnesia, and lost, that's all, just lost. 292 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:17,179 Whole city's aroused over Kid Gulliver's condition 293 00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:18,446 plus the strange disappearances of three 294 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:21,916 of the other top contenders and I'm snowed under with riddles 295 00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:24,919 sent here to this office to care of Batman. 296 00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:26,186 Listen to this nonsense. 297 00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:31,024 What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common? 298 00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:32,592 - That's easy, daddy. - Easy? 299 00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,194 Something like his riddle of last night.. 300 00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:37,629 ...who rules the ring? 301 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:38,963 A...ring? 302 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:43,334 Bells ring-out, curtains ring down, twins are perfect ringers 303 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,401 and hair often comes in ringlets. 304 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:49,639 Well, smart girl. Yes, alright, let's see you get this one. 305 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,508 Any aggressor should beware his successor. 306 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:55,711 Well, it isn't a very good rhyme, but it must have 307 00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:57,479 something to do with Nebuchadnezzar. 308 00:16:57,481 --> 00:17:00,648 So, he still taunting Batman, eh? 309 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:04,218 Aggressor, successor, ah.. 310 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:07,621 Sounds like a challenge to me. 311 00:17:07,623 --> 00:17:08,488 Challenge? 312 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:11,190 Yes, Batman, to meet Mushy in the ring. 313 00:17:11,192 --> 00:17:13,125 [phone beeping] 314 00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:14,526 Commissioner Gordon. 315 00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:16,594 Yes, he's right here. 316 00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:18,629 This call's for you two. 317 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:21,198 Excuse me. Hello. 318 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,299 Riddle me this, Batman 319 00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:25,602 what are the chilliest 12 inches in the world? 320 00:17:25,604 --> 00:17:26,569 It's The Riddler. 321 00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:30,105 The chilliest 12 inches in the world...cold feet. 322 00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:35,443 Excellent! What suit of cards lays eggs? 323 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,645 One, that's chicken hearted. 324 00:17:37,647 --> 00:17:38,679 Now, listen to this, Riddler. 325 00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:41,581 'Sticks and stones may break my bones--' 326 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,015 Now, you listen to me, Batman 327 00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:49,254 my line is plugged into radio station GTZR, that means 328 00:17:49,256 --> 00:17:55,693 that all of Gotham City has heard you call.. 329 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:58,362 ...a coward. 330 00:17:58,364 --> 00:18:00,097 [laughs] 331 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,067 That's it, commissioner. 332 00:18:04,069 --> 00:18:07,270 Regardless of who Mushy Nebuchadnezzar may be 333 00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:08,671 or what The Riddler is up to 334 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,439 regardless of my private or my public image 335 00:18:10,441 --> 00:18:13,241 one thing I cannot abide is being called a coward. 336 00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:17,645 You may inform all the news medium that I will meet 337 00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:20,180 the champion of South-Western Asia 338 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,016 in Gotham Square Garden tonight. 339 00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,652 [audience cheering] 340 00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:38,396 Phil, take over for a minute, I'll be right back. 341 00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:45,169 You make an excellent second, second, Alfred. 342 00:18:45,171 --> 00:18:47,437 I trust no one would penetrate my disguise, sir. 343 00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:50,573 But, I think, perhaps you better call me Gus. 344 00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:52,274 Gus. 345 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,809 Holy missing relatives. 346 00:18:54,811 --> 00:18:58,045 Look who's sitting down behind Commissioner Gordon. 347 00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:01,448 Mrs. Cooper, how nice to see you. 348 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,382 My daughter, Barbara. 349 00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,518 Your daughter, how do you do, my dear? 350 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,085 Hello. 351 00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:09,388 Oh, commissioner, I've been such a wanderer. 352 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:13,458 I just got back from the New Hebrides this evening. 353 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:17,695 I didn't want to let the boys know, I wanted to surprise them. 354 00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:21,365 And there was nobody home, not even Alfred. 355 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:25,802 And then I heard that Batman was fighting this 356 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:28,504 Mushy Nebuchad-whose-this.. 357 00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:32,607 ...and you know me, I love a fight. 358 00:19:37,613 --> 00:19:39,280 As I thought, it's Riddler, 359 00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:44,551 This is ridiculous, he's smaller than you are. 360 00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:47,186 [bell ringing] 361 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,655 Wanna do clean fight. Touch gloves. 362 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,825 Batman, what eats crow, yells uncle and tosses sponges? 363 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,627 A loser and I'm not a loser, Riddler. 364 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:58,694 Oh. 365 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,696 [Riddler laughing] 366 00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:03,965 [crowd cheering] 367 00:20:12,975 --> 00:20:16,777 Shpritz him, Riddler, with the metal filings in your gloves. 368 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,612 Betsy's under the ring with a magnet. 369 00:20:18,614 --> 00:20:22,849 - Go on and get him. - Stick it up, stick it up. 370 00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:29,255 Wait, wait, wait, wait.. 371 00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:39,364 [Riddler laughing] 372 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:45,002 Holy sudden incapacitation! 373 00:20:45,004 --> 00:20:48,705 Drawing part of this fight, seems to have concentrated 374 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,306 beneath the ring. 375 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:52,274 [Riddler laughing] 376 00:20:54,343 --> 00:20:56,410 Mother Machree, what's happenin'? 377 00:20:56,412 --> 00:21:01,615 Batman's feet seem to be, ma, magnetized to the canvas. 378 00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:04,951 Ah, excuse me, I have something in my eye. 379 00:21:12,993 --> 00:21:15,694 Through the door as Barbara Gordon 380 00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:20,565 and seconds later making her startling reappearance 381 00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,333 as Batgirl. 382 00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:32,809 Batgirl. 383 00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:37,413 Yes, Betsy Boldface, we meet again. 384 00:21:37,415 --> 00:21:38,947 Ladies and gentlemen, riddle me this 385 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:43,284 when is a prizefight like a beautiful lady? 386 00:21:43,286 --> 00:21:47,588 Answer, when it's a knock-out. 387 00:21:47,855 --> 00:21:49,622 [laughing] 388 00:21:59,532 --> 00:22:03,535 Something went wrong, let's get out of here. 389 00:22:06,605 --> 00:22:07,438 What happened to you? 390 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,606 - She happened to me. - Get her. 391 00:22:09,608 --> 00:22:13,476 'Batman's on our tail, let's get out from the steam room.' 392 00:22:13,478 --> 00:22:16,879 [intense music] 393 00:22:49,545 --> 00:22:51,746 Any final riddles, Riddler? 394 00:22:51,748 --> 00:22:52,713 Yes. 395 00:22:52,715 --> 00:22:58,118 What do you throw away that keeps returning? 396 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,420 (Batman) 'A boomerang.' 397 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,788 Correct. 398 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:05,358 And I'm a boomerang. 399 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:10,463 And I...shall be back. 400 00:23:10,465 --> 00:23:13,065 Well, that winds that up, fellow crime fighters 401 00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:15,100 thanks to Batgirl. 402 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,367 - She's gone. - Yes. 403 00:23:16,369 --> 00:23:17,768 But, this time I saw where she went 404 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:20,670 through that transom, and her Batgirl-cycle's parked 405 00:23:20,672 --> 00:23:22,705 in the back alley. Let's follow her, Batman 406 00:23:22,707 --> 00:23:24,073 let's really find out who she is. 407 00:23:24,075 --> 00:23:28,410 Let us respect her disguise as she respects ours. 408 00:23:28,412 --> 00:23:29,477 I guess you're right. 409 00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:31,779 Some camel grass juice, sir? 410 00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:40,486 Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great. 411 00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:43,755 Beware of strong stimulants, Robin. 412 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:50,828 Yes, Pauline. 413 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:54,131 'There's a Ms. Circe here to see you, commissioner.' 414 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,999 'Lorelei Circe.' 415 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,533 Circe? 416 00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:59,400 Circe? 417 00:23:59,402 --> 00:24:02,870 Name doesn't ring a bell, but send her in. 418 00:24:11,045 --> 00:24:12,578 Ms. Circe? 419 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:14,580 What can I do for you? 420 00:24:14,582 --> 00:24:17,983 It's what I can do for you, commissioner.. 421 00:24:17,985 --> 00:24:21,419 ...that really counts. 422 00:24:21,421 --> 00:24:24,088 [siren sound] 423 00:24:25,156 --> 00:24:28,057 Will The Siren succeed in the plan she has 424 00:24:28,059 --> 00:24:30,692 for Batman and Commissioner Gordon? 425 00:24:30,694 --> 00:24:32,894 Will her purring parley pay off? 426 00:24:32,896 --> 00:24:37,732 Watch for the stunning surprise on the next episode. 427 00:24:42,738 --> 00:24:45,206 [theme music] 428 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,541 ¶ Batman 429 00:24:48,576 --> 00:24:50,710 ¶ Batman 430 00:24:51,712 --> 00:24:53,846 ¶ Batman 431 00:24:54,848 --> 00:24:56,982 ¶ Batman 432 00:24:57,984 --> 00:24:59,718 ¶ Batman 433 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,119 ¶ Batman 434 00:25:01,121 --> 00:25:03,688 ¶ Batman 435 00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:08,125 ¶ Na na na na na 436 00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:11,194 ¶ Batman