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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
When last seen,
the Dynamic Duo
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was trapped in a large
vaporizing pipe
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in Mr. Freeze's frosty hideout
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beneath the Bruce Wayne
Ice Arena.
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With his hand
on the controls
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Mr. Freeze was in the process
of lowering their temperature
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and then vaporizing them into
the Bruce Wayne Ice Rink above.
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Did he?
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Has he?
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Will he?
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In one chilling moment,
we will find out.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na
na na na na ¶
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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As soon as that tube is
completely frost-covered
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which will mean
that the caped crackpots
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are ready and chilling..
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...then I will activate
this vaporizing pipe-pump
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and Batman and Robin
will be a permanent part
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'of the ice rink upstairs!'
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And it won't be long now!
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Gosh, Batman, I've heard
of people freezing to death
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in places like Siberia
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but not in the heart
of Gotham City.
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Keep working on that
Reverse Thermal Bat-lozenge
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I gave you, Robin.
It might do some good.
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Will it keep me
from vaporizing?
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I doubt it.
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What a ghastly way to go.
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How long will it take?
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Under the right conditions
and with the right temperature
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even solid matter
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the human body can be
vaporized in a split-second.
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(Robin)
That's not very long.
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Batman, I feel like
I'm evaporating right now.
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As far as Mr. Freeze
is concerned, you are.
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The tube is completely
frost-covered, so..
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Darling..
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This is no time to get
cold feet, Glacia.
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The countdown's over.
Time for blast-off.
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They're gone.
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Of course they're gone.
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And all the frosting
in the tube with them.
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One moment masked meddlers, the
next moment called cold crepes.
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Pumped, like any other
freezing mixture
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right into
the ice rink upstairs.
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Speaking of ice, boss,
what about Professor Isaacson?
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Take him out of the
quick freezer once again, boys.
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Let's see if we're making any
headway in that department.
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Well, professor, I'm sure
your native Iceland seldom
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has a temperature as low
as that of my quick freezer.
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What's the temperature?
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Two hundred degrees
below zero--
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Two hundred degrees
below zero!
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I admit it was c-o-o-ol!
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You think you could
remember a little more
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of your secret formula now?
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I think you've frozen
my memory as-as well as me.
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Well then, perhaps another
injection of dry ice might help.
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Not that again, please.
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Please, please!
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I'll try. I-I'll try.
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Alright, come.
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Where was I?
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You..
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[mumbling]
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Double-crossers all of them.
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Bruce Wayne, Batman, Robin..
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I wouldn't blame
Mr. Wayne, darling.
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I'm sure he's
a man of his word.
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When I met him
earlier tonight--
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You met him earlier?
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Where?
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He came backstage
before the performance.
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Alone?
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No, he had Mrs. Harriet Cooper
with him.
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A charming lady, only if
she hadn't picked up my--
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Picked up what, Glacia?
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Picked up what?
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My compact.
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So that's what was happening
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when all the time
I thought this was broken.
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You know what
you've done, don't you?
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I didn't do anything.
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I said it was
a little music box.
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Some music box,
which sang a song of
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underground hideouts
beneath ice skating rinks.
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Bruce Wayne is no idiot.
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I'm sure he's worked out
some clever scheme
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so that Batman and Robin
can bring the professor back
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without paying any ransom.
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Well, it didn't work.
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No.
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But if Bruce Wayne
knows where I am
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so do the police.
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And if the departed duo
don't return--
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Well, I told you
not to vaporize them.
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There's plenty of ice
in the ice rink already.
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Yes, there's plenty
and far safer ice
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floating in Gotham Harbor.
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Frosty! Chillblains!
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Take the professor
back to the ice-wagon.
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We are going in the ice-sub
to the hideout in Gotham Harbor.
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Where I'll demand a far greater
ransom from the professor
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or else I'll destroy
all of Gotham City.
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What about his Isolde, boss?
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You know your seal,
she's never come back.
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We'll just have
to sacrifice Isolde.
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Just another expendable seal.
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Take him.
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Come on, Glacia.
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But, darling..
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...what about the ice review and
my famous waltzing arabesque?
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Glacia, take your choice.
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Your career..
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...or me.
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I have no choice, darling.
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But what's this?
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Something stirring
in the seal house?
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When we know Isolde's in a
bathtub at police headquarters.
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The Es-caped Crusaders,
it's a cold fact alright.
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Holy escape hatch!
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Yes, Robin, most refrigeration
systems as large as this one
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in the Bruce Wayne Ice Arena
have emergency exits.
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It's lucky you remembered
the one behind that
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vaporizing tube
when you did.
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You're seldom wrong,
old chum
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but a split-second
is longer than you realize.
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Long enough for Mr. Freeze,
so that he split too I see.
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No doubt taking
Professor Isaacson with him
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and his frosty confederates
and Emma Strunk.
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You mean, Glacia Glaze?
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No Robin, Emma Strunk.
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No, you mean Glacia Glaze.
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No, Emma Strunk!
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Glacia Glaze is far
too charming a pseudonym
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for one of her
chilling corruption.
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- To the Bat-cave?
- And up the Bat-poles.
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The Bat-poles?
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[yawns]
Even crime-fighters
need their sleep, Robin.
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While those crooks we're after
stayed away from us?
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Don't worry, Robin.
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Mr. Freeze will be
frozen in his tracks
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before we're through
with him. Let's go.
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But what's this?
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On the dawn of a new day
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not just one iceberg
but a sea of icebergs
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off Gotham City Harbor.
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How are we doing, boss?
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Fine, boys.
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Our ice-magnets have
attracted every iceberg
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from the South Pole
to the Arctic Circle.
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Now, no one will be able
to tell which is our iceberg.
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Now, professor,
how are you doing?
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I'm done.
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Here's my secret formula.
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(Isaacson)
'As nearly as I can
remember it.'
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How does this work?
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How does what work?
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How does this formula work?
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I don't know
how it works.
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I worked out the formula..
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...but I never did
work out how it works.
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You..
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Darling!
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Aren't you being a little rough
on poor Professor Isaacson?
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Poor Professor Isaacson
will become
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rich Professor Isaacson,
Glacia.
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If we can put his secret formula
to use for our own gains.
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We'll all be rich.
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The world will be yours,
Glacia.
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Mine.
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Of course.
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Don't you see
the potential?
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The Kremlin will be
a cold water flat in a second.
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The White House,
an ice box.
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We would control everything
from cold cream to cold wars.
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And all the lovely
ice in the world
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will sparkle on your fingers..
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...will dangle
from your ears.
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You mean ice like
in diamonds, darling.
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No, Glacia,
I mean, ice like in icing.
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That secret formula will be
the frosting on the cake.
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And the cake will be..
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[inhales deeply]
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...the universe.
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Well, then, professor.
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Go, Glacia, go.
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Yes, Governor Stonefellow.
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[indistinct chatter
over telephone]
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Yes, Governor Stonefellow?
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Yes, Governor Stonefellow!
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[sighs]
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A little problem, commissioner?
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A little problem? Ha!
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Everything that has
happened before, Chief O'Hara.
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Everything that happened
yesterday, last night.
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The near disaster
to the Gotham Queen
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the apparent kidnapping
of Glacia Glaze
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the astounding build-up
of icebergs
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outside of Gotham Harbor.
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Even the strange disappearance
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of the Caped Crusaders
themselves.
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Ha-ha! Insignificant,
trivial, paltry.
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- It is?
- Peanuts, pepper powder.
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- Pinch of snuff.
- It is?
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A child's play,
a b-b-brass farthing.
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It is, commissioner?
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Compared to the word
just received
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'from the nation's capital.'
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The chief executive
was just beginning
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an early morning
address to congress
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and when he looked
at his teleprompter..
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...what do you think he saw?
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- His speech.
- No.
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In some diabolical way
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perhaps the thermodynamic
ice ray beam of some kind
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'his speech on the teleprompter
had become frozen.'
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And in it's place was
a message from Mr. Freeze.
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Bless me suspender buttons!
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Saying that this city,
this state, this country
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would be returned to the ice age
in a matter of moments
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unless we capitulated
to all his demands..
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...at once!
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Well, what are his demands?
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Oh, that's just it,
Chief O'Hara.
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He said to prepare ourselves
for a little sample
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of what he had in mind..
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...and then prepare to pay.
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Wh-where did they think
that this, uh..
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...thermodynamic ice gizmo
was being beamed from?
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Inside one of the hundreds
of icebergs off Gotham Harbor.
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What about the coast guard,
the ice patrol?
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Understaffed, overworked.
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There must be some solution.
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The solution,
as always
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rests in hands
other than ours, Chief O'Hara.
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Oh, Batman..
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...wherefore art thou?
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[beeping]
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Where forever he art,
commissioner. He heard you!
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Yes!
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Yes, Batman.
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I probably should've
checked in earlier, commissioner
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but we had a busy night.
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Mr. Freeze escaped us.
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I'm aware of that, Batman.
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But we'll now use every means at
our command and there are many.
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00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:53,364
to track him down.
262
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:54,431
Well, hurry, Batman. Hurry.
263
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:59,502
Time now belongs to Mr. Freeze
it no longer belongs to us.
264
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,739
But so does
the thermodynamic ice ray beam
265
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,174
constructed in his
icy Noah's Ark
266
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,943
under the direction
of Professor Isaacson.
267
00:13:08,945 --> 00:13:12,146
You're a genius to have
made this, professor..
268
00:13:12,148 --> 00:13:15,149
...out of the odds
and ends in this iceberg.
269
00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:19,119
Genius, Ms. Glaze, is
the talent of a man who is dead.
270
00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:21,187
Well, the ice ray beam
isn't dead.
271
00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:26,926
Now, to give Gotham City
a small sample of how it works.
272
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,462
And how it works..
273
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,798
Frozen assets.
274
00:13:34,499 --> 00:13:36,533
Frozen pipes.
275
00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:40,870
Frozen wastes.
276
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,840
Even in the Bat-cave.
277
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:49,176
Holy chillblains!
Look at the Batcomputer, Batman.
278
00:13:49,178 --> 00:13:52,078
I am, old chum, I am.
279
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,113
Frozen to it's very marrow.
280
00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:55,080
But how? Why?
281
00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:58,316
No doubt Mr. Freeze
up to another diabolical
282
00:13:58,318 --> 00:13:59,450
thermodynamic experiment.
283
00:13:59,452 --> 00:14:01,919
At the risk of sending
cold shivers down your back.
284
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:06,290
Mrs. Cooper has just heard a
most chilling morning broadcast.
285
00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:08,392
Say no more, Alfred.
286
00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:11,928
Yes, Batman.
287
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:15,431
Arrange a broadcast
to Mr. Freeze, commissioner.
288
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:21,236
Tell him, tell him we await
his demands whatever they are.
289
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,070
In the meantime..
290
00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:26,574
...is that seal still in the
bathtub in police headquarters?
291
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:29,410
Yeah, flippin' merrily away.
292
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:30,043
Good.
293
00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:32,445
You have the seal
Bat-signal I gave you
294
00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:36,081
the small echoing
seal pulsator?
295
00:14:36,382 --> 00:14:39,317
- Yes, Batman, it's right here.
- Excellent!
296
00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:41,319
Attach it to
one of the seal's flippers
297
00:14:41,321 --> 00:14:43,921
then release the seal
in Gotham Harbor.
298
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:47,424
No doubt it will home
for Mr. Freeze's iceberg
299
00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:51,528
and we'll pick up it's
wavelength in the Bat-copter.
300
00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,363
Right, Batman!
301
00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:57,033
[theme music]
302
00:14:57,534 --> 00:15:00,369
(Robin)
'Picked up the seal
pulsator yet, Batman?'
303
00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:01,903
(Batman)
'We're still over land,
Robin'
304
00:15:01,905 --> 00:15:04,872
'and a seal is
an aquatic marine mammal.'
305
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:08,542
(Robin)
'Gosh, yes, Batman,
I forgot.'
306
00:15:12,213 --> 00:15:12,979
'Anything now?'
307
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:16,582
(Batman)
'I think I got a slight blip
from the seal Bat-signal.'
308
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:20,619
'Isolde seems to be heading
through Gotham Narrows.'
309
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,488
Meanwhile, in his
refrigerated refuge
310
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:29,159
Mr. Freeze and his
frosty flunkies work out..
311
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,161
Our demands..
312
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,062
Can you think of anything else?
313
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:35,497
The part I like,
boss, is that..
314
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,932
...complete guarantee
of immunity.
315
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:42,369
The part I like is
"All that ice like in diamonds".
316
00:15:42,371 --> 00:15:45,505
Fifty million dollars
is not to be sneezed at.
317
00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:48,074
Of course,
I never catch cold.
318
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:50,242
Aren't you skating
on thin ice?
319
00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:52,877
How do you expect
payment to be made?
320
00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:55,145
By Batman and Robin,
of course.
321
00:15:55,147 --> 00:15:57,247
No, Frosty,
you seem to forget.
322
00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,583
The Dynamic Duo
are now defunct.
323
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,551
Oh, that's right.
324
00:16:02,553 --> 00:16:04,319
Part of an ice rink.
325
00:16:04,321 --> 00:16:10,158
I guess we can call them now
The Vaporized Vanquishers, eh?
326
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,293
[Frosty laughs]
'Eh, boss?'
327
00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:15,095
That's not bad, Frosty.
328
00:16:15,097 --> 00:16:18,631
"Vaporized Vanquishers."
329
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:19,665
[laughing]
330
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,932
That's not bad..
331
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,433
[all laughing]
332
00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:27,470
(Robin)
'Now, where's the seal,
Batman?'
333
00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:31,373
(Batman)
'Heading to the iceberg
in that floating mass ahead.'
334
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,208
'Take a look.'
335
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,509
(Robin)
'Holy polar ice sheet!'
336
00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:39,279
(Batman)
'We'll drop down but I don't
think we can land there.'
337
00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:41,281
'You'd better inflate
the Bat-pontoons.'
338
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:44,350
'Check the compass and tell
the commissioner our location.'
339
00:16:44,352 --> 00:16:48,921
'He and his men may have to come
out by coast guard icebreaker.'
340
00:16:48,923 --> 00:16:51,023
- 'Ready, old chum?'
- 'You bet.'
341
00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:53,091
(Batman)
'Here we go.'
342
00:16:55,961 --> 00:17:00,130
What do you mean the coast guard
doesn't have an icebreaker?
343
00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:01,464
We've never needed one,
commissioner.
344
00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:04,533
With Gotham Harbor completely
blocked by icebergs
345
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:07,502
wouldn't you say
we needed one now?
346
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,270
I don't quite know
where I could
347
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:11,272
put my finger on one,
commissioner.
348
00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:17,011
Put on finger on one,
I don't care where!
349
00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:18,946
What's that?
350
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,715
My parker, commissioner.
Here's yours.
351
00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:24,950
It's P-A-R-K-A,
Chief O'Hara.
352
00:17:24,952 --> 00:17:27,519
It's a hooded Siberian
and Alaskan outer garment.
353
00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:30,688
Well, I'm no hooded Siberian
but how do I look?
354
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:33,724
Well, in this particular case,
it isn't appearance that counts.
355
00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:37,694
And you needn't put it on until
you get aboard the icebreaker
356
00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:40,229
if you go aboard
the icebreaker.
357
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,130
Just trying it on for size.
358
00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:45,366
Uh, Bonnie, please call
my daughter Barbara at college
359
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,101
ask her to take
a later plane home.
360
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:51,071
I want to meet her, but I have
some cool facts to face
361
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:53,373
before I get to the airport.
362
00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:57,376
Uh...okay,
Nanook, let's go.
363
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,185
[barking]
364
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,022
Hey, boss,
look who's in here?
365
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,490
Isolde!
366
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,526
Isolde!
367
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,663
I told you
she was a homing seal.
368
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:22,699
Homing..
369
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:23,499
Homing!
370
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:25,834
Darling, what's the matter?
371
00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:29,838
This could be
some kind of a trick.
372
00:18:32,641 --> 00:18:34,408
It is some kind of a trick!
373
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:38,211
The Bat-copter's landed
just outside the iceberg.
374
00:18:38,213 --> 00:18:39,679
- The Bat-copter?
- Yes, Glacia.
375
00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:43,683
Please don't ask questions
which I can't answer.
376
00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:44,283
Frosty!
377
00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:47,219
Frosty, Chillblaines,
activate the ice-magnets.
378
00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:50,855
We'll pull that Bat-copter
right into the iceberg
379
00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:53,324
just the way we did
the Gotham Queen.
380
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:56,460
(Batman)
'I doubt that, Mr. Freeze.'
381
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:05,201
Salvation!
382
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:08,237
How did you keep
from being vaporized?
383
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,205
How did you land
outside the iceberg
384
00:19:10,207 --> 00:19:11,806
and get on it
without me seeing you?
385
00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:15,309
How did you find the entrance
to the ice-ladders?
386
00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:19,246
Oh, darling,
stop spitting ice-cubes!
387
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,715
It was really quite simple,
Mr. Freeze.
388
00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:22,882
Thanks to ingenuity.
389
00:19:22,884 --> 00:19:26,518
Your homing seals, our ice
Batarangs and our ice Bat-ropes.
390
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,254
(Robin)
'And our Reverse
Thermal Bat-lozenges.'
391
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:34,826
So, you see, Mr. Freeze,
you're the one who's on ice.
392
00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:36,494
The gun.
393
00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:41,865
(Batman)
'Didn't you learn last night'
394
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,834
that your freeze gun
has no effect on us?
395
00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:47,603
Not with our Super
Thermalized Bat-skivvies
396
00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:49,371
under our regular clothes.
397
00:19:49,373 --> 00:19:52,173
Icemen, to the attack!
398
00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:53,641
[grunts]
399
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:58,812
[dramatic music]
400
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,481
Put 'em on ice! Ice!
401
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:04,916
Aah!
402
00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:11,788
[blabbering]
403
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:16,425
No, you fool,
back into the battle!
404
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,273
[grunts]
405
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:35,376
[music continues]
406
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,691
Glacia, I'm getting
out of here.
407
00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:54,627
Even though normal temperature
may mean my death
408
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,395
in spite of my collar!
409
00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:57,763
Maybe not your death,
Mr. Freeze
410
00:20:57,765 --> 00:21:00,565
but at least a good,
long cooling off period.
411
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,533
In our local Siberia.
412
00:21:02,535 --> 00:21:06,270
Take him away,
Officer Sherman.
413
00:21:06,272 --> 00:21:09,473
- Don't touch the dials!
- Darling!
414
00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:10,273
Her too, Batman?
415
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:11,274
I'm afraid so, commissioner.
416
00:21:11,276 --> 00:21:14,644
Emma Strunk is as guilty
as the rest of them.
417
00:21:14,646 --> 00:21:16,579
Emma Strunk?
418
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:20,582
I'm Glacia Glaze, Batman.
419
00:21:20,584 --> 00:21:22,417
To the world of
the rich and renowned
420
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:26,687
such as millionaire Bruce Wayne,
you may be known as Glacia Glaze
421
00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:28,955
but to the world
of the crime-fighter
422
00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:31,457
'you're known as Emma Strunk.'
423
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:35,794
Batman, if ever
you see Mr. Wayne
424
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,963
and he asks about me
and Mr. Freeze..
425
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:43,400
...would you tell him
something Rabelais once said?
426
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,901
Rabelais? Of course.
427
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:50,506
"To each his own, as the woman
said when she kissed her cow."
428
00:21:50,508 --> 00:21:52,674
Alright, alright.
429
00:21:52,676 --> 00:21:54,609
Well, Batman,
you've done it again.
430
00:21:54,611 --> 00:21:58,512
I don't know how to begin to
express Gotham City's thanks.
431
00:21:58,514 --> 00:22:00,313
In this case, commissioner,
Gotham City owes
432
00:22:00,315 --> 00:22:04,984
most of its thanks
to a certain...homing seal.
433
00:22:04,986 --> 00:22:06,352
Gosh, yes.
434
00:22:06,354 --> 00:22:08,687
Isolde!
435
00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:10,689
[barking]
436
00:22:12,925 --> 00:22:15,459
In fact, she deserves
more than thanks
437
00:22:15,461 --> 00:22:17,494
she deserves a special reward.
438
00:22:17,496 --> 00:22:18,862
Where'd you get
a live fish, Batman?
439
00:22:18,864 --> 00:22:22,065
A true crime-fighter always
carries everything he needs
440
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:25,068
in his utility belt, Robin.
441
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,817
Bruce, Christmas
sure came early this year.
442
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,720
Yes it did, Dick,
thanks to Aunt Harriet.
443
00:22:46,755 --> 00:22:49,456
(Bruce)
'I don't know how you
constructed this playroom'
444
00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:53,626
as a surprise without us
knowing about it, Aunt Harriet.
445
00:22:54,494 --> 00:22:57,963
Well, this slot car race way
it's the coolest, Aunt Harriet.
446
00:22:57,965 --> 00:22:59,798
Well, Alfred was a big help.
447
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,900
(Harriet)
'And speaking of cool,
Dick'
448
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,369
'can you guess
what I've named my car?'
449
00:23:04,371 --> 00:23:07,038
- What?
- Glacia Glaze.
450
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,741
'And I think it's the prettiest
car in the race way.'
451
00:23:10,743 --> 00:23:14,077
That's a good reason,
Aunt Harriet.
452
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:16,712
I've named mine
Emma Strunk.
453
00:23:16,714 --> 00:23:18,380
Emma Strunk?
454
00:23:18,382 --> 00:23:21,583
For purely personal reasons,
Aunt Harriet.
455
00:23:21,585 --> 00:23:22,884
What about you, Dick?
456
00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:25,119
I think
I'll call mine Isolde.
457
00:23:25,121 --> 00:23:27,754
How barbarian, Dick.
458
00:23:27,756 --> 00:23:29,055
Romantic.
459
00:23:29,057 --> 00:23:30,523
Alfred, what did you
name your car?
460
00:23:30,525 --> 00:23:34,860
Mine seems to have run into a
bit of trouble, madam, so, uh..
461
00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:37,429
...I think I'll call it
Mr. Freeze.
462
00:23:37,431 --> 00:23:40,498
Mercy alive!
That terrible man.
463
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,033
When I think of all
the trouble he caused
464
00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:45,668
and the problems
so many people have
465
00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,137
like you, Bruce,
with your Wayne Foundation
466
00:23:48,139 --> 00:23:53,075
and you Dick with that
essay on the glaciers..
467
00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:57,746
My, I'm just so glad that
I thought of this playroom.
468
00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:01,049
(Harriet)
'And this slot car race way.'
469
00:24:01,051 --> 00:24:01,916
Yes, Aunt Harriet.
470
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:05,920
At least for a little while,
we can forget our worries.
471
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:08,522
(Dick)
'And have some fun.'
472
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:20,700
Next weeka repeat of the very
first Batman broadcast.
473
00:24:20,702 --> 00:24:24,670
The show which gave television
a big breath of fresh air.
474
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:29,975
If you missed it then,
don't miss it next week.
475
00:24:32,578 --> 00:24:34,812
[theme music]
476
00:24:34,814 --> 00:24:36,980
¶ Batman
477
00:24:38,048 --> 00:24:40,416
¶ Batman
478
00:24:41,151 --> 00:24:43,418
¶ Batman
479
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,788
¶ Batman
480
00:24:47,589 --> 00:24:49,156
¶ Batman
481
00:24:49,158 --> 00:24:50,724
¶ Batman
482
00:24:50,726 --> 00:24:52,892
¶ Batman
483
00:24:53,894 --> 00:24:55,628
¶ Batman
484
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:56,996
¶ Batman
485
00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:59,898
¶ Batman
486
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,438
¶ Na na na na
na na na na ¶
487
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,607
¶ Batman