1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,401 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:09,204 (male narrator) As you may recall 3 00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:14,242 we last left Batman sealed in an Egyptian sarcophagus 4 00:00:14,244 --> 00:00:15,643 five feet under water. 5 00:00:15,645 --> 00:00:18,479 For you, several hours have passed. 6 00:00:18,481 --> 00:00:21,148 For our heroes, not one second. 7 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:24,518 We just maybe witnessing the final chapter 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,120 in Batman's brave life. 9 00:00:27,122 --> 00:00:28,154 Don't move an inch. 10 00:00:28,156 --> 00:00:34,560 The most incredible occurrences have yet to occur incredibly! 11 00:00:36,029 --> 00:00:39,464 [theme music] 12 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:48,706 ¶ Batman 13 00:00:50,241 --> 00:00:52,108 ¶ Batman 14 00:00:53,176 --> 00:00:55,043 ¶ Batman 15 00:00:56,412 --> 00:00:58,279 ¶ Batman 16 00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:02,616 ¶ Batman Batman 17 00:01:02,618 --> 00:01:04,718 ¶ Batman 18 00:01:05,619 --> 00:01:09,121 ¶ Batman Batman 19 00:01:09,123 --> 00:01:11,289 ¶ Batman 20 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:14,558 ¶ Na na na na na na na 21 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,493 ¶ Batman 22 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:24,534 [ominous music] 23 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,483 [music continues] 24 00:01:48,491 --> 00:01:50,725 The dye is cast, Tutlings. 25 00:01:50,727 --> 00:01:55,863 Never again will Batman poke his bony beak into my business. 26 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:59,166 Or anybody else's business, for that matter. 27 00:01:59,168 --> 00:02:03,637 Ah, don't work yourself into a flap, spunky. 28 00:02:03,639 --> 00:02:04,404 He's drowned! 29 00:02:04,406 --> 00:02:09,409 Not even brat to bat resuscitation can help him now. 30 00:02:09,411 --> 00:02:12,745 Now, now, I must get back to the throne room 31 00:02:12,747 --> 00:02:17,416 and see if my adored Cleopatra has changed her mind 32 00:02:17,418 --> 00:02:18,150 in the dungeon. 33 00:02:18,152 --> 00:02:21,286 I still don't see what that dame has that I don't. 34 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:25,857 Well, whatever it is, she's had it centuries longer than you. 35 00:02:25,859 --> 00:02:33,397 You've seen the last of that fetid calf. Ha ha ha! 36 00:02:34,298 --> 00:02:37,266 [beeping] 37 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:40,435 Morse Bat-code. 38 00:02:40,437 --> 00:02:43,404 [beeping] 39 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,709 Good heavens, 40 00:02:50,478 --> 00:02:53,746 [instrumental music] 41 00:02:55,915 --> 00:02:59,384 You're in big trouble, King Tut. 42 00:02:59,518 --> 00:03:01,318 Kidnapping.. 43 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,519 '...murder.' 44 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:06,356 Grand theft and malicious mischief. 45 00:03:06,358 --> 00:03:10,226 You're a party pooper, Cleo! 46 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:10,859 Nyaah! 47 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:14,629 Now you see, we've had our first spat. 48 00:03:14,631 --> 00:03:18,799 Alright, fellows, gather up yon bird boy 49 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:21,868 and bring the Tut-truck round to the front entrance. 50 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:25,404 We go now to the royal oil boiling room. 51 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:31,176 A perfect place to make our nuptial arrangements. 52 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:35,446 There aren't gonna be any nuptial arrangements. 53 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:38,248 - I wanna go home. - Aww. 54 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:41,551 And so you shall, my little lily 55 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:42,852 'of the valley of the kings.' 56 00:03:42,854 --> 00:03:46,388 Ingloriously triumphant splendor to the Nile. 57 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:49,591 When my father hears about this, he'll run you out 58 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:51,292 of town on an Egyptian rail. 59 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:57,231 (King Tut) Your father, dear Cleopatra, lies immobile in the grave. 60 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:59,766 In Rama, great city of the Sahara. 61 00:03:59,768 --> 00:04:03,302 When we get to the royal oil boiling room, be sure to prepare 62 00:04:03,304 --> 00:04:08,840 'some real boiling royal boiling oil to boil the Boy Wonder in.' 63 00:04:08,842 --> 00:04:10,608 'Royally.' 64 00:04:10,976 --> 00:04:13,978 [intense music] 65 00:04:19,484 --> 00:04:22,586 [machine whirring] 66 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:30,493 [ominous music] 67 00:04:30,495 --> 00:04:33,762 Aah, come on. Face it, Cleo. 68 00:04:33,764 --> 00:04:40,902 Fate has pushed us together and no man can split us asunder. 69 00:04:40,904 --> 00:04:42,870 For the last time.. 70 00:04:42,872 --> 00:04:45,239 ...I am not Cleopatra. 71 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,841 And you certainly are not King Tut. 72 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:49,342 Bite your tongue. 73 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:52,478 She speaks heresy, omnipotent one. 74 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,348 Lord Chancellor, you don't understand women. 75 00:04:56,350 --> 00:05:01,286 Beneath it all, she's aflame with love for me. 76 00:05:01,954 --> 00:05:03,354 Yuck! 77 00:05:03,356 --> 00:05:05,456 Eat your heart out. 78 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:08,625 Oh, please, I beg of you.. 79 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:10,760 ...next to Bruce Wayne, my father is probably 80 00:05:10,762 --> 00:05:12,561 the wealthiest man in Gotham City. 81 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,896 He'll pay you anything if you'll let me go. 82 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,632 She speaks with straight tongue, Sire. 83 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:21,969 John E. Carson has tons of the stuff. 84 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:23,303 We could make a good deal. 85 00:05:23,305 --> 00:05:26,639 The market is strong for young heiresses right now. 86 00:05:26,641 --> 00:05:28,474 Silence, Tutlings! 87 00:05:28,476 --> 00:05:31,443 There will be no deal consummated 88 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:34,045 until after our marriage. 89 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:36,614 [Middle-Eastern music] 90 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:39,450 - I'll do anything. - Mmm-- 91 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:39,850 If.. 92 00:05:39,852 --> 00:05:42,385 ...you'll call my father. 93 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:45,421 [Batman groaning] 94 00:05:45,423 --> 00:05:49,057 Thank goodness, you're alive, sir. 95 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:51,291 Just barely, Alfred. 96 00:05:51,293 --> 00:05:54,427 I came as soon as I received your Morse Bat-code message. 97 00:05:54,429 --> 00:05:56,562 It was most propitious that I happened 98 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,064 to be dusting the Bat-cave when you sent it. 99 00:05:59,066 --> 00:06:02,734 I counted on your love for your work. 100 00:06:02,736 --> 00:06:03,701 I don't understand 101 00:06:03,703 --> 00:06:05,869 how you managed to survive with no air 102 00:06:05,871 --> 00:06:08,705 and for such a great length of time, sir. 103 00:06:08,707 --> 00:06:13,643 I put myself in a trance, not unlike the Indian Fakirs. 104 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:15,778 It required extreme concentration. 105 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:19,548 I was able to slow my heart and respiratory systems to a crawl. 106 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:22,450 Let's get you up. You were without air.. 107 00:06:22,452 --> 00:06:24,552 ...for nearly an hour, sir. 108 00:06:24,554 --> 00:06:29,089 Yes, I know of one Fakir who was buried for three years. 109 00:06:29,091 --> 00:06:30,423 - Indeed, sir. - Yes. 110 00:06:30,425 --> 00:06:33,659 Must have been a remarkable demonstration of self control. 111 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:34,359 Where's Robin? 112 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,728 King Tut removed him from the premises. 113 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,528 Where, I don't know. 114 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,598 Ah, yes. We must find him. To the Bat-cave. 115 00:06:41,865 --> 00:06:47,669 So, won't you please call my father, Tutle baby? 116 00:06:47,671 --> 00:06:52,807 I promise you, he'll make you a very rich man. 117 00:06:52,809 --> 00:06:55,476 Possessing you is all I want. 118 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:58,946 A boy couldn't ask for anything more. 119 00:06:58,948 --> 00:07:00,881 'Will you call him, please?' 120 00:07:00,883 --> 00:07:04,484 - Pretty please. Would you? - Alright. 121 00:07:04,486 --> 00:07:11,023 But I insist that he stay away until after the wedding. 122 00:07:11,025 --> 00:07:14,960 - I promise. Oh, yes. Agreed. - Agreed? 123 00:07:14,962 --> 00:07:16,661 Put her there. 124 00:07:17,796 --> 00:07:20,798 [Egyptian music] 125 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,837 [phone ringing] 126 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:28,871 Hello. 127 00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:29,538 Hello. 128 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:33,508 Hello, dad? This is your future son-in-law. 129 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:34,442 What? 130 00:07:34,444 --> 00:07:38,012 I'm sure you'll be happy to welcome me into your family. 131 00:07:38,014 --> 00:07:39,646 I come from good stock. 132 00:07:39,648 --> 00:07:43,683 My father was a king, grandfather before him. 133 00:07:43,685 --> 00:07:44,083 So am I. 134 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:46,718 Leaving out your larcenist lineage 135 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,488 'what have you done with and or to my daughter?' 136 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:51,755 I am safe, daddy. 137 00:07:51,757 --> 00:07:56,526 And she'll remain safe for the paltry sum 138 00:07:56,528 --> 00:07:58,160 of eight million three hundred thousand 139 00:07:58,162 --> 00:08:01,696 four hundred and eighty seven dollars and twelve cents. 140 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:02,496 Queen's ransom. 141 00:08:02,498 --> 00:08:03,463 Why such an uneven amount? 142 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:06,866 (King Tut) 'I needed to pay off the mortgage on the pyramids.' 143 00:08:06,868 --> 00:08:10,436 The interest rate over thirty four hundred years 144 00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:11,670 is positively usurious. 145 00:08:11,672 --> 00:08:12,671 (John E. Carson) 'Very well.' 146 00:08:12,673 --> 00:08:17,108 As long as she's in no danger, no sum of money is too great. 147 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:18,142 But, what about arrangements? 148 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:20,944 It will take me awhile to get that much cash. 149 00:08:20,946 --> 00:08:24,881 Do I have to deal through an intermediary? 150 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:26,182 I have an idea. 151 00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:28,150 My company sponsors the daily.. 152 00:08:28,152 --> 00:08:31,520 ...Jolly Jackson Phone Jockey Radio Show. 153 00:08:31,522 --> 00:08:33,688 When I've collected that much money.. 154 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:34,655 ...I'll call in and say 155 00:08:34,657 --> 00:08:37,924 "The sleet in Crete is never very neat." 156 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:39,692 I think you've got it. 157 00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:42,127 Keep listening to the program. 158 00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:45,730 [intense music] 159 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:51,101 Operator, get me Commissioner Gordon. 160 00:08:58,843 --> 00:08:59,442 So.. 161 00:08:59,444 --> 00:09:02,511 ...Tut plans to boil Robin in oil, eh? 162 00:09:02,513 --> 00:09:05,814 I did hear him mention something to that affect, sir. 163 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:06,714 Through the skylight. 164 00:09:06,716 --> 00:09:12,686 Also something about his Royal Oil Boiling Room. 165 00:09:12,688 --> 00:09:16,556 Mm-hmm, we'll soon see about his monstrous scheme. 166 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:19,492 And next, where he plans to perpetrate it. 167 00:09:19,494 --> 00:09:22,695 Drawing upon my vast store house of chemical knowledge 168 00:09:22,697 --> 00:09:26,565 I'm here in concocting an alchemist's fluid 169 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,534 which will neutralize the boiling oil. 170 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,869 What exactly does it do, sir? 171 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:32,936 I'm not quite sure, Alfred. 172 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:36,706 It's the first time I've ever tried this experiment. 173 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:39,876 But I think in the end.. 174 00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:43,846 ...it should produce foam rubber. 175 00:09:43,848 --> 00:09:45,647 - Foam rubber, sir? - Yes. 176 00:09:45,649 --> 00:09:48,116 From a tiny capsule like that? 177 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:51,151 Size of the package, Alfred, is in no way 178 00:09:51,153 --> 00:09:54,854 any indication of the value of it's contents. 179 00:09:54,856 --> 00:09:57,056 Of course, sir. Very apt. 180 00:09:57,058 --> 00:09:59,291 [Bat-phone beeping] 181 00:10:03,262 --> 00:10:04,095 Yes, commissioner. 182 00:10:04,097 --> 00:10:07,164 First, Batman, will you be talking to Bruce Wayne? 183 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,766 I occasionally run into him, commissioner, why? 184 00:10:09,768 --> 00:10:12,668 I'm worried about my daughter, Barbara. 185 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:14,102 How is she involved in all this? 186 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:16,904 (Gordon) 'As Bruce Wayne knows, she's away at college.' 187 00:10:16,906 --> 00:10:18,238 'She'll be graduating shortly and' 188 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,873 I'd hate to think that some of the dire happenings 189 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:23,642 which have happened to that fine professor of Egyptology 190 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:27,145 could also happen to my beloved daughter at her school. 191 00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:29,814 I rather doubt that your daughter Barbara 192 00:10:29,816 --> 00:10:32,082 will get conked on the head and turned into 193 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:35,718 a long dead Egyptian ruler, commissioner. 194 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,953 I-I know it sounds a little far fetched 195 00:10:37,955 --> 00:10:42,924 but she's an only child and of course, my pride and joy. 196 00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:46,761 I-I guess I just need a little re-assurance. 197 00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:48,896 When I see him, I'll ask him to call you. 198 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,733 He knows more about the American Collegiate scene than I do. 199 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,669 I'd be most grateful, Batman. 200 00:10:55,903 --> 00:10:59,772 You said that was first, commissioner. 201 00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:01,306 What's second? 202 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,307 Second? Oh, yes.. 203 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:06,877 Of course, forgive me. I mustn't let my my personnel concerns 204 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,845 conflict with my public problems. 205 00:11:08,847 --> 00:11:13,082 Are you familiar with Jolly Jackson, the phone jockey? 206 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,951 Isn't he the man who takes calls from people 207 00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:17,652 and then insults them? 208 00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:18,653 Exactly! 209 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,921 And here's our predicament. 210 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,991 Our number is Klondike, 5-8-2-5-7. 211 00:11:24,993 --> 00:11:27,927 The name of the program is Open Mouth. 212 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:31,063 - Hello. - Mr. Jackson, this is Batman. 213 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,332 Sorry about that, I'd have cut you off the air. No names. 214 00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:37,168 But it's important that my message be heard. 215 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:40,171 You know, you're the eighth person to call today 216 00:11:40,173 --> 00:11:41,438 claiming to be Batman. 217 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,406 Used to be Napoleon, now it's Batman. 218 00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:47,143 But I'm really Batman and I have a message for King Tut. 219 00:11:47,145 --> 00:11:50,846 King Tut? Listen, I'm no Egyptian phone jockey, bub. 220 00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:54,683 Maybe not. But this is a matter of life and death. 221 00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:57,218 Oh, you all say the same thing. 222 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,053 Alright, listen, if you're really Batman 223 00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:01,789 then you're a very brainy guy, right? 224 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,891 - Go on. - 'Tell me who said..' 225 00:12:03,893 --> 00:12:06,727 "Biography should be written by an acute enemy?" 226 00:12:06,729 --> 00:12:10,263 (Batman) 'Arthur James Balfour, born 1848, died 1930.' 227 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:14,734 Was quoted by S.K. Radcliff in the London news. January 30. 228 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,202 1927. 229 00:12:16,204 --> 00:12:19,138 Friends, we have a very special guest on the line. 230 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,406 A great and good friend of yours truly. 231 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,442 Batman! He has a message for you. 232 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,977 Fire away, Caped Crusader. 233 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:30,046 This message is for King Tut only. 234 00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:32,114 I request all other citizens of Gotham City 235 00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:35,984 to comply with my wishes and shut their radios off 236 00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:38,753 for the next 30 seconds. 237 00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:40,354 [ominous music] 238 00:12:42,757 --> 00:12:46,426 [indistinct radio transmission] 239 00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:52,298 Curse you, Batman. 240 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,734 May you fall down a flight of stairs and break every tooth 241 00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:59,137 in your head except one and in that, may you have a toothache 242 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:03,441 for the rest of your life, which won't be very long. 243 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,112 Okay, you can turn your radios up again. 244 00:13:08,114 --> 00:13:08,745 Good. 245 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,981 For those who didn't hear what Batman had to say 246 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:12,848 it was very interesting. 247 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:16,084 And for those who didn't turn your radios off.. 248 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,852 ...naughty, naughty. 249 00:13:17,854 --> 00:13:20,988 Hello, Jolly Jackson on the line. Can I help you? 250 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,991 Yeah. This is King Tut speaking. 251 00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:25,058 Well, here we go again. 252 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:29,228 - Tell that repulsive rodent-- - 'Hold on a second, Tutsy.' 253 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,296 Sorry to do this, friends, but would you mind 254 00:13:31,298 --> 00:13:36,768 turning your radios off again for a few seconds more? 255 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:39,337 Go ahead, sweetheart. 256 00:13:40,138 --> 00:13:43,073 Tell that blue bean bag to bring the money 257 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:46,876 to the royal oil boiling room in the abandoned boiler works 258 00:13:46,878 --> 00:13:50,980 in the old Boylston section of the city tonight. 259 00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:51,914 Alone! 260 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,882 And you can also tell him to.. 261 00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:56,551 [indistinct radio transmission] 262 00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:59,286 Oh, oh, such language. 263 00:13:59,288 --> 00:14:00,020 Any result, sir? 264 00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:03,023 Yes, Alfred, just as you recalled and I suspected. 265 00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:04,524 Tut's apparently holding the girl 266 00:14:04,526 --> 00:14:06,425 in the abandoned boiler works. 267 00:14:06,427 --> 00:14:08,960 Holy steam valve. 268 00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:11,228 Sorry, sir. It just slipped out. 269 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:13,129 It must be because Master Robin's 270 00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:15,331 uppermost in my thoughts at the moment. 271 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,832 And in mine, Alfred. 272 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,900 You mind the store. 273 00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:23,103 Meanwhile, in the Royal Oil Boiling Room 274 00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:26,973 adjacent to the vacant vat factory.. 275 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:30,976 I knew I should have used vegetable oil. 276 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:32,978 It's not hot enough yet. 277 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,446 Aah! 278 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:41,118 Only a few more minutes until countdown. 279 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:47,023 I think there's enough room in the vat for Batman, don't you? 280 00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,391 About Batman, sire.. 281 00:14:48,393 --> 00:14:51,494 I thought we'd rid ourselves of him once already this evening. 282 00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:56,165 True. But the Caped Conniver seems to have a penchant 283 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,234 for escaping from tight places. 284 00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,169 He'll not escape this one. 285 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:05,339 Before this night is out, I shall revel in the sight 286 00:15:05,341 --> 00:15:09,876 of a big crisp poly-unsaturated bat. 287 00:15:09,878 --> 00:15:15,114 And that goes for his sickening sidekick, too. 288 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,282 The banks were all closed. 289 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:21,052 The most I could muster was slightly more than six million. 290 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,287 That's not enough. That fiend demanded 291 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,421 eight million, three hundred thousand 292 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,223 four hundred eighty seven dollars and twelve cents. 293 00:15:27,225 --> 00:15:29,024 And not a penny less. 294 00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:30,959 What can In do? 295 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:33,227 For once, I just don't know. 296 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:37,197 Do you think he'd accept a check for the difference? 297 00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:39,299 It's worth a try. 298 00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:42,935 Batman. 299 00:15:42,937 --> 00:15:45,971 Please promise, you'll do everything in your power 300 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:46,938 to bring her home safely. 301 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:51,442 She's the only daughter I have and I love her very dearly. 302 00:15:51,444 --> 00:15:54,878 You have my word, Mister Carson. 303 00:15:56,180 --> 00:16:00,883 This ransom will break me, but I don't care. 304 00:16:00,885 --> 00:16:02,384 Strange, I was under the impression 305 00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:04,352 that you were a multi multi millionaire. 306 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:08,022 Everybody thinks so, but all I have in the world 307 00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:08,989 is now in your hands. 308 00:16:08,991 --> 00:16:12,892 I had hoped to arrange a match between Lisa and Bruce Wayne. 309 00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:16,161 The combination of our fortunes would put me back on top 310 00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:17,595 and give me room to manipulate. 311 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:18,629 A marriage of convenience, eh? 312 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:22,966 It goes on all the time among the upper classes. 313 00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:25,101 Normally, I wouldn't think of Bruce Wayne 314 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,335 as a husband for Lisa. 315 00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:29,171 Well, he's a nice enough fellow, but he's just not 316 00:16:29,173 --> 00:16:32,107 marriage material for a girl like Lisa. 317 00:16:32,109 --> 00:16:36,511 Actually, you're more her style. 318 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:37,311 Me? 319 00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:41,948 I'm afraid not, Mister Carson. My heart is already pledged.. 320 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:44,383 ...to crime fighting. 321 00:16:45,351 --> 00:16:47,685 Now, no time to tarry. 322 00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:51,555 Lest we forget, lives are at stake. 323 00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:57,126 - Robin.. - Yes. 324 00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:58,627 Is there any hope? 325 00:16:58,629 --> 00:16:59,628 For you, maybe. 326 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,530 But I think my goose is cooked. 327 00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:06,133 [intense music] 328 00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:09,569 Listen, kid. You want out of here, right? 329 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,670 'Course, I do. 330 00:17:10,672 --> 00:17:12,638 I know my father'll send the ransom money 331 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,474 but I'm not so sure King Tut will release me. 332 00:17:15,476 --> 00:17:17,209 Knowing what kind of fink he is.. 333 00:17:17,211 --> 00:17:20,512 ...I'm positive he'll grab you and the loot. 334 00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:21,446 You're going to help us? 335 00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,482 Frankly, Robin, I don't give a darn about you. 336 00:17:24,484 --> 00:17:25,549 I want her out of here. 337 00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:28,952 King Tut maybe fat, lazy and extremely rude 338 00:17:28,954 --> 00:17:30,153 but he's all I have. 339 00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:34,423 And with her here, I don't even have that. 340 00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:37,559 [King Tut laughing] 341 00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:44,032 Seize them! 342 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,100 [dramatic music] 343 00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:51,504 Misericordia. 344 00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:56,308 My queen is disloyal, the hand maiden is a traitor. 345 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,678 And everybody's being mean to me. 346 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,212 [sobbing] 347 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,680 Aah! 348 00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:06,316 Very well. 349 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,551 You have insulted your king. 350 00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:13,088 So, as soon as Batman and Robin have been fricasseed 351 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:15,424 you'll both join them in yonder pot. 352 00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:17,659 You'll answer to Batman for this. 353 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,594 [mockingly imitating Robin] 354 00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:22,530 You big tattletale. 355 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,534 Boiling in oil.. 356 00:18:27,536 --> 00:18:33,239 One of my dear fathers favorite spectator sports. 357 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:38,344 Only you won't be a spectator, Bat-boy. 358 00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:40,145 According to my master plan 359 00:18:40,147 --> 00:18:44,215 the cowled cornball should be arriving momentarily. 360 00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:47,151 - With the money. - We'll clobber him. 361 00:18:47,153 --> 00:18:49,219 No! No, violence. 362 00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:52,355 I can't stand violence. 363 00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:54,657 But I like torture. 364 00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:57,693 It's good clean fun. 365 00:18:57,695 --> 00:19:01,430 He'll be joining his Caped Crony 366 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,232 in a double bird bath. 367 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:06,534 [snorting] 368 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,168 Don't you find that funny? 369 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:11,504 The king has made a yuck. Laugh. Laugh! 370 00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:13,639 [laughing] 371 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,641 [Middle-Eastern music] 372 00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:21,845 Slave girls, ho! 373 00:19:23,514 --> 00:19:26,382 And, ten.. 374 00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:28,283 ...nine.. 375 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:29,717 ...eight.. 376 00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:31,685 ...seven.. 377 00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:33,486 ...six.. 378 00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,254 ...five.. 379 00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:36,688 ...four.. 380 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,556 ...three.. 381 00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:40,224 ...two.. 382 00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:41,825 ...one.. 383 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,493 ...zero! 384 00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:45,527 [wood breaking] 385 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:49,897 Ugh! 386 00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:53,666 Into the oil! 387 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,804 [grunting] 388 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:01,639 [dramatic music] 389 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:21,558 [grunting] 390 00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:35,204 [grunting] 391 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,777 [dramatic music] 392 00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:47,981 [grunting] 393 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:01,259 Call the commissioner. Tell him Chief O'Hara and his men 394 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,793 can come right over. 395 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:07,263 Batman, how can I ever thank you? 396 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,564 Having you back with your father 397 00:21:08,566 --> 00:21:11,633 and Bruce Wayne is thanks enough for me. 398 00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:12,867 But what's gonna happen to me? 399 00:21:12,869 --> 00:21:16,904 Don't worry, Neila. Everything's gonna be alright. 400 00:21:18,873 --> 00:21:21,774 [grunting] 401 00:21:25,278 --> 00:21:32,817 New curriculum includes a trip to the archaeological museum.. 402 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,655 Huh! 403 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,358 Oh.. 404 00:21:43,026 --> 00:21:44,760 Did I do it again? 405 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,762 You certainly did. 406 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:50,632 - Did I hurt anybody? - Only yourself, professor. 407 00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:53,267 - Only yourself. - I know. 408 00:21:53,269 --> 00:21:56,837 Oh, I hope the board of regents will understand that 409 00:21:56,839 --> 00:22:01,875 a criminal alter ego is not an easy thing to overcome. 410 00:22:01,877 --> 00:22:05,645 As a crazed criminal, professor, your alter ego 411 00:22:05,647 --> 00:22:10,349 would have been dealt with justly, but firmly. 412 00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:12,684 For surely.. 413 00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:18,022 ...no man is above the law and no man is below it. 414 00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:26,029 It's been a lovely evening, Bruce. 415 00:22:26,031 --> 00:22:27,530 Yes, I've had a wonderful time, too. 416 00:22:27,532 --> 00:22:31,066 It's too bad our date had to be spread over two nights. 417 00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:34,502 But King Tut had other plans for you. 418 00:22:34,504 --> 00:22:36,937 How is the poor, deluded man? 419 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,339 I understand he's doing quite well. 420 00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:42,642 He's undergoing therapy to cure his ailment. 421 00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:44,977 When he's not functioning as King Tut 422 00:22:44,979 --> 00:22:47,846 he's really...quite normal. 423 00:22:47,848 --> 00:22:51,883 All of us have alter egos we submerge. 424 00:22:51,885 --> 00:22:52,984 True. 425 00:22:52,986 --> 00:22:54,652 So true. 426 00:22:55,620 --> 00:23:01,424 Would you like to come in for a glass of milk and cookies? 427 00:23:01,426 --> 00:23:04,026 I'm afraid it's rather late. 428 00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,962 Why, it's ten thirty. 429 00:23:08,898 --> 00:23:10,565 Alright. 430 00:23:10,832 --> 00:23:12,766 Will you call me again? 431 00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,534 I wonder if that would be wise. 432 00:23:14,536 --> 00:23:16,769 You're a very beautiful woman and you'd make 433 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:19,705 some lucky man a marvelous wife. 434 00:23:19,707 --> 00:23:21,907 Unfortunately, I'm not that man. 435 00:23:21,909 --> 00:23:25,510 You see, the Wayne Foundation is my wife. 436 00:23:25,512 --> 00:23:29,413 You're just wasting your time with me. 437 00:23:30,081 --> 00:23:33,516 I don't think it's wasting time, Bruce. 438 00:23:34,384 --> 00:23:38,553 It's been very nice knowing you, Lisa. 439 00:23:39,755 --> 00:23:42,923 Don't I get a goodbye kiss? 440 00:23:42,925 --> 00:23:45,025 A kiss.. 441 00:23:45,027 --> 00:23:46,693 Mm-hmm. 442 00:23:47,695 --> 00:23:51,064 Well, if you insist.. 443 00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,698 I do. 444 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:56,434 [instrumental music] 445 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:06,009 Milk and cookies. did you say? 446 00:24:06,977 --> 00:24:10,646 I made the cookies my self. 447 00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:19,988 Men cannot live by crime fighting alone. 448 00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:30,130 Next week, Miss Tallulah Bankhead 449 00:24:30,132 --> 00:24:33,433 locks horns with Batman. 450 00:24:35,836 --> 00:24:38,671 [theme music] 451 00:24:38,673 --> 00:24:40,539 ¶ Batman 452 00:24:41,807 --> 00:24:43,674 ¶ Batman 453 00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,743 ¶ Batman 454 00:24:47,845 --> 00:24:49,879 ¶ Batman 455 00:24:51,014 --> 00:24:54,483 ¶ Batman Batman 456 00:24:54,485 --> 00:24:56,117 ¶ Batman 457 00:24:57,486 --> 00:25:00,754 ¶ Batman Batman 458 00:25:00,756 --> 00:25:02,655 ¶ Batman 459 00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:10,862 ¶ Na na na na na na na 460 00:25:10,864 --> 00:25:13,731 ¶ Batman