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The start of a new semester
at ivy covered Yale University.
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And the portly professor of
Egyptology outlines his plans.
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Ah, and then of course,
there will be the field trip
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to the Gotham City Park.
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Oh, it bodes to be a truly
exciting class, young gentlemen.
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That is, if you are really
interested in Egyptology
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and not just
two football players
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hoping this will be
a snap course.
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Oh, we're real
dedicated students, professor.
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Oh, sure.
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- 'How about you, professor?'
- Hmm?
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We heard you flipped
a while back
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and assumed the identity
of King Tut. Is that right?
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Oh, that campus newspaper.
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Yes, it's true.
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I suffer from a unique
combination of amnesia
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and identity transference.
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'It only happens when I suffer
cranial concussion, however.'
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Thus, as you can see
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I have protected myself
with this hard hat.
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Hail almighty Tut.
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Price of darkness.
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Hail sovereign of all
that's mean and evil.
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- Hail.
- Hail.
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Gangs all here.
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And late that night
at the Gotham City Museum
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Egyptology section..
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What are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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I asked you first.
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So you did. So you did.
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I am here to lay rightful claim
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to yon sarcophagus.
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- You're a thief.
- You're right.
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And how is the guard's
condition, Chief O'Hara?
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Still unconscious.
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In times like these,
there is only one man
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who can help us
solve the problem.
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Bruce Wayne.
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Bruce Wayne? Not Batman?
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There's an Egyptian costume ball
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at the Gotham City Hotel
tonight.
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Bruce Wayne is chairman.
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Perhaps he knows
something we don't.
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You're going to look very
handsome tonight, Bruce.
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A magnificent Caesar.
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I'm glad we had this little
dress rehearsal.
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I can't wait to see Lisa
dressed as Cleopatra.
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Phone for you, sir.
In the study.
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It's Commissioner Gordon.
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Commissioner Gordon?
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What would he want
with you, Bruce?
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We'll soon find out,
Aunt Harriet.
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Excuse me.
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I can't imagine Alfred
making an error like that.
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What did you say, Dick?
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Uh, nothing, Aunt Harriet.
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Alfred, I'm shocked
at your breach of secrecy.
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No need to be, sir.
The commissioner's call
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is for Mr. Bruce Wayne,
not Batman.
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But a feeling
inside me suggested
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that you should
take it in here.
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Hello, Commissioner.
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As chairman of tonight's
Egyptian ball
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can you tell me what
significance the robbery
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of a sarcophagus,
circa 1300 B.C., might have?
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'It's principal value
would be that of an antique.'
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Wait a moment, commissioner.
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1300 B.C. was the era
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in which King Tut
trod the land.
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That's what I was afraid of.
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I had hoped it was
some sort of publicity stunt.
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My committee would never
engage in such a stunt.
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Then it appears
our old nemesis, King Tut
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may have returned to haunt us.
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My suggestion would be
to call Batman immediately.
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Sound thinking, Bruce.
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Bruce Wayne advised me
to call Batman.
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Well, I guess millionaires
aren't so dumb after all.
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Otherwise, they never would have
become millionaires.
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[Bat-phone buzzing]
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Yes, Commissioner.
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'The worst has
come to pass, Batman.'
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I know. King Tut is back in
Gotham City. We'll be there.
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Absolutely incredible.
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You'd think the man
could read my mind.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[theme music]
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Why doesn't he stay
where he belongs?
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Up at Yale. Where he's a nice,
mild-mannered professor.
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Don't forget, Robin, when
the professor metamorphosizes..
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...changes into King Tut
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he forgets his true identity.
No clues?
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Ne'ery one.
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Tut once tried to claim
Gotham City as his kingdom.
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You don't suppose
he'll try it again?
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I doubt it. He was thwarted
in that gambit.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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No.
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Oh, how brutal.
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Well, we'll get on it
right away.
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In the meantime,
leave everything
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exactly as you found it.
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Uh.
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Fouad Sphinx, the talented
Middle-Eastern pantomimist
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has just been found in his
swank suite at the Oasis Hotel.
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- Alive?
- Barely, Batman.
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He's been severely pummeled
about the head and shoulders
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by someone answering
the description of King Tut.
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Furthermore, he was tied up
in the classic tradition.
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Sphinx, Oasis,
Middle-Eastern.
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You think it
could mean something?
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Chances are, it could be a clue.
Let's go, Robin.
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Meanwhile in Tut's hideout
at the Pyramid Club
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a shattered road-house
in an under-developed suburb..
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Hiya, Tut, baby.
What's shaking?
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Batman's head,
unless I missed my guess.
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Can we get up now?
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My back hurts.
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You may rise.
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Oh, be it ever so humble.
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- What's with him?
- 'Please, Neila.'
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You may be goddess of the Nile
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but I am your king.
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And soon, I will claim my queen.
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The lovely Lisa Carson.
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'Daughter of wealthy
socialite, Johnny Carson'
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'will appear at the Egyptian
ball tonight as Cleopatra.'
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Her escort will be
millionaire Bruce Wayne
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as Julius Caesar.
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Come. Observe.
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Millionaire Bruce Wayne.
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Yuck.
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Tonight, he'll lose
his queen to me.
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The king.
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Oh, pulchritudinous.
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Just as I have envisioned her
down through the centuries.
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And tonight...
she will be mine alone.
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And where does that leave me?
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You could always be
a lady in waiting.
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- Well, I thought..
- Silence, Tutlings.
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I have been reincarnated,
as the whole world knows
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and now, so has
the lovely Cleopatra.
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Meanwhile,
the Caped Crusaders
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Bat-climb their way
to Fouad Sphinx's hotel suite.
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Suzy Knickerbocker. What are you
doing in Gotham City?
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I go where
the action is, Batman.
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The Caribbean, the Riviera,
the Greek Islands.
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Wherever there is glamor,
that's where I am.
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I'm afraid you'll find it
pretty quiet here then.
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Oh, I don't know,
Boy Wonder.
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I hear millionaire Bruce Wayne
is really one of the hippies.
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All that marvelous money
and fantastic Wayne Manor.
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Stately Wayne Manor.
Mr. Wayne is basically
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a very serious young man.
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Sometimes those
serious ones fool you.
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Batman, I think that's a darling
little costume you're wearing.
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Where did you get it?
In London or Rome?
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No, I believe in patronizing
local craftsman.
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There's a guy who makes
great capes and cowls
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right here in Gotham City.
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I think you two belong
in my column.
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I'll slip you in between
Acapulco and Princess Grace.
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Holy jet set.
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Imagine us in Suzy
Knickerbocker's column, Batman.
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An unlikely spot for
two mundane crime fighters.
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And speaking of crime fighting--
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I adored seeing both of you.
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I wonder who they really are.
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Probably a couple of
international playboys.
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I mean, who else
would climb walls?
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[instrumental music]
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Ah, the Caped Crusaders.
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We left everything
just as we found it
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per Commissioner Gordon's
instructions.
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Good work, officer.
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Ah, that must be the talented
pantomimist in question.
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How do you feel, Mr. Sphinx?
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How do I look, Batman?
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King Tut is a very
muscular fellow.
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What did King Tut say?
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He said,
"You got my message?"
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- Was there anything else?
- Yes.
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He left you a note.
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It's in my pocket here.
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It's written in
an ancient tongue, Robin.
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- Circa 1300 B.C.
- King Tut's era.
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Yes. This will require further
study. To the Bat-cave.
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- Batman.
- Yes, Mr. Sphinx.
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Do you think it'll be alright
if someone untied me now?
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I'm getting a little cramped.
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Of course. Officer,
untie this poor fellow.
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[intense music]
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[Bat-computer clicking]
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"I, the great King Tut, have
returned to Gotham City
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to wreak revenge on Batman
and his accursed companion."
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Hey, that's me!
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"And next in importance
to claim my own."
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His own what?
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That is the question.
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[intense music]
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Commissioner, we've just
deciphered the scroll.
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Um-hmm. Um-hmm.
A-ha.
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I knew that he'd be
after you and Robin
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but "to claim his own",
what does it mean?
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Whatever his plan, commissioner
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with the ancient Egyptian Ball
being held tonight
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I have a feeling our evil friend
may put in an appearance there.
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I'll have a cordon police in
attendance and to keep them
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from being noticed, they'll be
attired as Egyptians.
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I want seven of your best men
at the ball tonight
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in Egyptian raiment.
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Gotham City's finest?
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Dressed up like
a bunch of heathens?
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May the saints
preserve us.
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[intense music]
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[instrumental music]
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Don't you ninnies understand
that I want Batman and Robin
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to show up
at the ball tonight?
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What happens when you
show up at the ball?
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You underestimate your
sovereign's think tank.
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I have, this day, delivered to a
certain address in Gotham City
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a replica of the royal robes
and mask of the great King Tut.
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Mayor Linseed is away on
one of his frequent visits
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to the Asian front.
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But Deputy Mayor Zorty
is acting in his stead.
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Tonight, he will be I!
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chattering]
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What are you doing? Take your
hands off. This is an outrage.
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Tell that to the commissioner.
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What in the world..
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[applause]
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Before you, my queen.
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[trumpet music]
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[applause]
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Good work, men.
You got him.
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The city's no longer in peril.
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The city may not be
in peril, O'Hara.
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But you and your
clumsy clowns are.
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Uh-oh!
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If it's who I think it is,
I think it is
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I'll be back poundin' a beat
and so would you, commissioner.
256
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:34,301
Unhand him, gentlemen.
257
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:37,404
[gasps]
It's himself!
258
00:14:37,406 --> 00:14:39,139
Deputy Mayor Zorty.
259
00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:40,373
We all owe you
an apology, sir.
260
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,008
We had a report that
King Tut was back in town.
261
00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:46,411
I'm not blaming you, Gordon,
you were just doing your duty.
262
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,045
But what about
the real King Tut?
263
00:14:48,047 --> 00:14:50,914
Well, no doubt, this subterfuge
is part of his plot.
264
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,216
He may be at the ball
at this moment.
265
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:54,951
Go back there, men.
On the double.
266
00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:58,287
This time, get the right king,
or you O'Hara
267
00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:03,091
and the rest of you will be back
pounding a beat again.
268
00:15:03,093 --> 00:15:05,993
[trumpet music]
269
00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:09,329
[Middle-Eastern music]
270
00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:18,237
Would you look at her?
271
00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:22,174
Every inch, a queen.
272
00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:25,310
[moaning]
273
00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:29,880
[instrumental music]
274
00:15:33,384 --> 00:15:34,350
You're right.
It's Tut.
275
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:37,553
We'll play this cautiously,
Dick. Watch and wait.
276
00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:39,655
Do you boys
know that man?
277
00:15:39,657 --> 00:15:42,224
If he's who we think
he is, we do.
278
00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:45,393
And if we do,
we'll deal with him.
279
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:48,395
- Mr. Wayne.
- Yes.
280
00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:49,295
We're from the police.
281
00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:52,998
We're been ordered to apprehend
the man disguised as King Tut.
282
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,134
- Oh, yes, I know.
- Is something wrong?
283
00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:58,035
Don't worry, Aunt Harriet.
284
00:15:58,037 --> 00:15:59,236
Well spoken, noble Mark.
285
00:15:59,238 --> 00:16:01,605
- We've a plan, if you help us.
- Of course.
286
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:06,009
See those men over there?
They're also police.
287
00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:11,247
The king seems to be attracted
to the queen, Cleopatra.
288
00:16:11,249 --> 00:16:12,214
You can say that again.
289
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:15,383
If you can get that lady
to dance with the king
290
00:16:15,385 --> 00:16:16,417
steer him over to that exit
291
00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:22,122
we could capture him quietly
without disturbing the others.
292
00:16:22,124 --> 00:16:24,157
I'll try to oblige.
293
00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:26,592
By your leave, your highness.
294
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:30,061
[music continues]
295
00:16:44,176 --> 00:16:47,444
It's an honor to dance
with you, Your Majesty.
296
00:16:47,446 --> 00:16:49,078
I know it is.
297
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,246
Not every young girl
gets a chance
298
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:55,483
to wrap her arms
around the king.
299
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:57,418
Oh!
300
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:01,555
¶ Fall to your toes
301
00:17:04,492 --> 00:17:06,326
My! What a short dance.
302
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:10,997
Yes. It isn't like Lisa
to go off with a stranger.
303
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,333
Mr. Wayne, have you
seen King Tut?
304
00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:17,502
Yes, the police just took him
away. Or did they?
305
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,338
- We're the police.
- Notify the commissioner.
306
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,406
Dick, come on.
307
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:26,710
Mercy, gracious sakes alive!
308
00:17:27,044 --> 00:17:30,079
[intense music]
309
00:17:34,217 --> 00:17:38,353
I placed a tracking device
on Lisa's clothes, Robin.
310
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:39,587
[beeping]
311
00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:41,689
See here?
312
00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:44,591
Watch closely.
313
00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:48,161
[tracking device beeping]
314
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:49,194
It stopped.
315
00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:52,063
We're zeroed in
on them, Robin.
316
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,665
[intense music]
317
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,535
Commissioner, you've heard
the news, of course.
318
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,270
We've located
the royal palace.
319
00:18:01,272 --> 00:18:05,641
Undoubtedly, King Tut has taken
Ms. Carson there.
320
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:06,608
The Pyramid Club.
321
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:10,478
A shuttered roadhouse
in an underdeveloped suburb.
322
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,747
I'm sorry, sir. Robin and I'd
better attempt this ourselves.
323
00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:15,348
The girl's life
is in danger.
324
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:20,052
This mission has
to be accomplished quietly.
325
00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:24,189
[intense music]
326
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:28,793
But in his hideout,
in the shuddered Pyramid Club
327
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:32,363
King Tut plans
some noise of his own.
328
00:18:32,365 --> 00:18:35,399
But I'm not Cleopatra.
329
00:18:35,401 --> 00:18:36,566
I'm Lisa Carson.
330
00:18:36,568 --> 00:18:38,334
I live right here
in Gotham City.
331
00:18:38,336 --> 00:18:42,671
On the fashionable lower east
side of the upper west side.
332
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:46,207
Your home is on the Nile.
333
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,609
I've never been to the Nile.
334
00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:49,676
And I'm never going.
335
00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:52,078
Fate and I,
we'll take you there.
336
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,048
Look, if this is some kind
of a joke, I've had enough.
337
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,549
Who are you anyway?
338
00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:58,716
Who am I?
339
00:18:58,718 --> 00:18:59,416
He he he!
340
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:02,252
Tut! Master of thieves.
King of the Nile.
341
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:06,789
Moon God of Thoth, that's just
on Mama's side of the family.
342
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:11,059
I have a wealthy father and
he'll pay anything to let me go.
343
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,761
There's not enough money
in all the world
344
00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:20,067
to rob me of the rapture of
having my queen by my side.
345
00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:24,071
You're not going
to have me by your side, ever.
346
00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:28,375
I wonder how a little stay
in the royal dungeon
347
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,809
(Tut)
'would affect you.'
348
00:19:29,811 --> 00:19:33,145
'Strange how that
clammy enclosure'
349
00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:37,182
can have a warming
effect on people.
350
00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:40,084
Jester, Lord Chancellor.
351
00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:42,219
[indistinct]
352
00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:45,188
[intense music]
353
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:02,271
[tires screeching]
354
00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:09,644
Bolted tight.
355
00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:11,879
Shall we try the Bat-melter
on the lock?
356
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,780
No, Robin, we must
find other means.
357
00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,648
You stay here
and watch the door.
358
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,584
I'll see what
I can find above.
359
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,488
[Middle-Eastern music]
360
00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:27,357
Mission accomplished,
your highness.
361
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,391
She's locked up, alright.
362
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,394
Though it sure seems
like a waste of money.
363
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,430
Though it's none
of my business, I guess.
364
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:38,834
You're right, royal jester.
It's none of your business.
365
00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:40,602
That's no guess.
366
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:44,305
[intense music]
367
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,452
[Middle-Eastern music]
368
00:20:59,454 --> 00:21:01,720
If that girl in the dungeon
ain't kiddin'
369
00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:04,789
there could be
a fortune in this.
370
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,028
What? What do you know.
The first robin of spring.
371
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,764
Let's take him
to the head bird watcher.
372
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:15,832
The king himself.
373
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,702
[intense music]
374
00:21:23,306 --> 00:21:27,008
Oh! A bird of prey.
375
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,609
Tie him up!
376
00:21:28,611 --> 00:21:30,577
Ah! Wait a minute.
377
00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:33,780
If the caped crum is here,
the cowled creep
378
00:21:33,782 --> 00:21:35,314
can't be far behind.
379
00:21:35,316 --> 00:21:37,482
(Batman)
'That's right, Tut.'
380
00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:40,651
[intense music]
381
00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:02,305
[music continues]
382
00:22:19,456 --> 00:22:24,460
Now, what shall we do
with our mortal enemies
383
00:22:24,462 --> 00:22:27,663
who shan't be mortal
much longer?
384
00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:31,633
Ah! I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
385
00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:34,669
For the moment, we'll leave
Boy Wonder tied up
386
00:22:34,671 --> 00:22:36,837
to decide
his ultimate fate.
387
00:22:36,839 --> 00:22:42,943
But as for Batman,
open the royal sarcophagus.
388
00:22:45,813 --> 00:22:48,881
Put him in it.
389
00:22:50,116 --> 00:22:55,086
Friends, Egyptians, henchmen
390
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:57,588
lend me your ears.
391
00:22:57,590 --> 00:23:02,926
I come to bury Batman,
not to praise him.
392
00:23:02,928 --> 00:23:05,828
The evil that men do
lives after them.
393
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:09,898
The good is often tarried
with their bones.
394
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:13,434
'So let it be with Batman.'
395
00:23:13,436 --> 00:23:16,537
[intense music]
396
00:23:17,372 --> 00:23:20,774
[engine whirring]
397
00:23:27,581 --> 00:23:31,050
[music continues]
398
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:38,490
It isn't that I love you
any less, Batman.
399
00:23:38,492 --> 00:23:42,527
Simply that I love me more.
400
00:23:42,529 --> 00:23:43,961
Hmm?
401
00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:51,667
Bubble, bubble, little bat.
402
00:23:51,669 --> 00:23:54,670
'At the bottom of the vat.'
403
00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:57,439
Your wings will dry
404
00:23:57,441 --> 00:23:59,140
and soon you'll fly
405
00:23:59,142 --> 00:24:04,078
to the great big belfry
in the sky.
406
00:24:04,412 --> 00:24:08,782
It appears to be
a death worse than fate!
407
00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:13,052
Batman has been in
sticky situations before.
408
00:24:13,054 --> 00:24:14,820
But never like this.
409
00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:18,857
And what of Robin,
who's fit to be tied?
410
00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:22,093
Is this Batman's Waterloo?
411
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:24,929
Tune in tomorrow, same Bat-time
412
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:29,800
same Bat-Channel,
at your own risk.
413
00:24:33,771 --> 00:24:36,038
[theme music]
414
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,640
¶ Batman
415
00:24:39,508 --> 00:24:41,942
¶ Batman
416
00:24:42,610 --> 00:24:45,011
¶ Batman
417
00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:48,080
¶ Batman
418
00:24:48,714 --> 00:24:52,083
¶ Batman Batman
419
00:24:52,085 --> 00:24:53,984
¶ Batman
420
00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:58,488
¶ Batman Batman
421
00:24:58,490 --> 00:25:00,456
¶ Batman
422
00:25:06,062 --> 00:25:08,696
¶ Na na na na na na na
423
00:25:08,698 --> 00:25:11,765
¶ Batman