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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
As we last took leave
of Batman and Robin
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The Green Hornet had been
made into a rare stamp
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and then thumbtacked to a wall
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by the corrupt Colonel Gumm.
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With Kato still being
blocked and perforated
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in Gumm's shameful
stamping machine
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and the Dynamic Duo to follow
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once they're unglued
from Gumm's glue-pad.
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For you who've breathlessly
waited and wondered
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some man hours have passed.
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For the Caped Crusaders,
mere moments
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as we shall see in a moment.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na ¶
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¶ Batman
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Kato too, made
into a man size stamp
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and thumbtacked to the wall!
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What monster of a man
is Colonel Gumm?
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And what monstrous mutilation
faces our mantled man hunters.
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Well, Dynamic Duo, your turn.
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I think you'll find us a much
stickier proposition, Gumm.
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Not with another little
invention of mine.
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Colonel Gumm's
Super-instant Glue Gone.
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The invisible dissolving agent
contained in this spray can
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will penetrate anything
and anybody
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and will dissolve glue
in an instant.
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Now, into
the Enlarged Perforating
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and Coiling Machine with them.
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To be stamped
with my disapproval.
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Robin, the switch.
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Now, to remove this panel.
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Why the panel?
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Because The Green Hornet
and Kato
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are still alive
inside this machine
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Still alive?
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How could they be?
They're thumbtacked to the wall.
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Shush!
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Ah!
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That should give them a chance
to use their Hornet-sting.
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Quick, into the truck
with these cases of stamps.
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I'll get Miss Pinkston.
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We'll hold her as hostage.
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Meet me in the garage.
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Gumm and his goons
are getting away.
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No, Robin, they had it and they
know it. They won't get far.
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Holy living end!
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Looked like the end there
for a minute, Boy Wonder.
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But there was a small niche
between the gum applier
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and the perforating needles
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And we are both quite flexible.
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But there wasn't enough room
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to use my Hornet-sting
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to blast us out until
that panel was loosened.
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But how did the machine
take your picture?
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No doubt an automatic image
orthicon of some kind.
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Wrong, Green Hornet.
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It was a high velocity
spectrobiscopic
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range reflector mini unit.
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Why, are you feeding that pink
mutt my alphabet soup?
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Well, Apricot was hungry and
she's only down to the Ds.
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- Come on.
- No.
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- Yes, and blindfolded too.
- Oh!
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Ah-h!
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But how could you know they were
alive in there, Batman?
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When this masked meddler was
tossed into that machine
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he had this gruesome
gizmo with him
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but you will notice, Robin,
it is conspicuously missing
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from that giant stamp.
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Ergo, the high velocity
spectrobiscopic
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range reflector mini unit
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failed to produce
a true fact simile.
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Gosh, that's some ergo, Batman.
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Yes, Batman, that's very clever
but it seems as if in saving us
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you've allowed our
assailants to escape.
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None too smart for
a smart crime fighter.
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Are we just letting
them go, Batman?
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As a duly deputized
officer of the law
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I had no tangible evidence
to hold them on
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but in giving them their heads,
so to speak
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perhaps we can provide some
tangible evidence shortly.
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Come on, Robin.
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- What's the matter?
- I smell pink.
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You're just tired.
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No, I mean I really smell pink.
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The color pink.
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Pinky Pinkston.
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She wears Odeur Carnation,
an expensive pink perfume.
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And she's been..
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...in here.
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There's no doubt about it.
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Probably locked up by her
foreman before we arrived.
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What's that?
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I guess I'm tired
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but it looks like a bowl
of alphabet soup
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Robin, have you noticed?
The Js, Qs and Zs are missing.
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Holy uncanny photographic
mental processes!
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Miss Pinkston expected
Batman here tonight.
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No doubt she contrived
to leave a message.
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In the soup?
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'Gosh, Batman.'
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It's sure a good thing
you brought
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that empty Alphabet-soup
Bat-container.
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Right, Robin.
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The right tool
for the right job.
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To the Bat-cave.
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Gosh, I never knew there
were no punctuation marks
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in alphabet soup.
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[beeping]
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Yes, commissioner.
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Batman, what a relief!
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We were a little afraid
there might be some
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overdue postage on you.
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'You must have found those'
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'man sized stamps
of The Green Hornet'
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and his masked confederate
in the stamp factory.
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One of our men did
on routine duty.
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You can tear
the stamps up, commissioner
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The Green Hornet's
still very much alive
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and operating in Gotham City.
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What's the story, Batman?
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It's a long one, commissioner.
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I'll explain later.
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Right now Robin and I are trying
to work out another puzzle.
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Well, get back to work
by all means.
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Forgive the intrusion, sir,
but Mr. Reed is upstairs.
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He'd like to see you.
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Ask Mrs. Cooper to keep
him occupied, Alfred.
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A few minutes.
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She, she's under
the hair dryer, sir.
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Oh, yes.
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I'll be right there, Alfred.
Keep trying, old chum.
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There's more letters
in this alphabet soup
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than there are in the alphabet.
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- Hello, Britt.
- Hi.
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I'd known you were in there, I
wouldn't have stood on ceremony.
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We'll be more comfortable in the
living room here anyway.
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- Sit down, Britt.
- Thanks.
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You're up early, aren't you?
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Yes, Bruce.
I'm worried about Pinky.
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'Nobody answered at her
apartment or the factory.'
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Do you suppose something
could've happened
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to her last night?
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All that talk about
The Green Hornet and Batman.
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Incidentally, I should've
told you this yesterday
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I met Batman in
Commissioner Gordon's office.
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He sends his regards.
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Very thoughtful.
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What kind of a guy is he, Bruce?
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An enigma.
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I really don't know him
very well, Britt
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but if he tangled with Green
Hornet last night
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The Green Hornet would've
gotten the worth of it.
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That would be a switch.
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Green Hornet usually
comes out the winner.
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That's because you have no
Batman in your city.
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Oh, well maybe.
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But I'm still
worried about Pinky.
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Well, Pinky seems
to me to be a girl
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who can take car of herself.
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I wouldn't worry.
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How was the convention
last night?
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Dull.
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How was the board meeting
at the Wayne Foundation?
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Dreary.
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If you're going to be
in town for a while
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maybe we could dig up
some excitement?
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Yeah, yeah.
Like old times.
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Before we settled down
into our mundane lives.
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Like old times.
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Hey, we had a few
laughs, didn't we?
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Before we settled down and
became such solid citizens?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's guys like
The Green Hornet and Batman
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that see all the action,
get all the kicks.
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Would you trade places
with them?
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Well, not with Batman.
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I wouldn't be caught dead
in that crazy cowl of his.
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It's impossible, Batman.
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I'm getting no place fast
with this alphabet mish mash.
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We were a little off hand
with the Bat-computer yesterday.
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I suggest we give it
another chance.
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I'll just scoop
these letters up.
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I think that's all of them.
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Bat-funnel.
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Now, the Bat-computer
ingester switches.
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You mean you're gonna feed those
letters to the Bat-computer?
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They're made out of noodles.
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Easy to digest.
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It did it.
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"If anyone can decode
this message
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"Gumm is taking me
to warehouse as hostage.
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"Watch stamp exhibition tonight.
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Pinky Pinkston."
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And not a J, Q or Z
in the entire message.
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That's very clever
of Miss Pinkston.
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I'll wager she fed all
the Js, Qs and Zs to Apricot
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trusting we'd be able
to unravel the clue.
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Who's Apricot?
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Her Pink Maltese.
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Some of Bruce Wayne's
female friends
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sound a little dizzy to me.
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But Miss Pinkston wasn't
the only clever one.
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The Bat-computer
even punctuated this.
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Yes, it seems to be
back on the beam.
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Let's see if it can come up
with the warehouse
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where Miss Pinkston
is being held hostage.
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Yellow pages.
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Don't tell me
it's given up again.
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There's no dual identity
in a warehouse.
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I think it's blown a Bat-fuse.
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All those noodle letters.
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No master, Robin.
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The Bat-computer
is not to blame.
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It's Mrs. Cooper's
hair dryer, sir.
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It short-circuited and half the
electricity
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in the entire
establishment is off
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and the telephones are out too.
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I've sent for a
telephone repair man
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and an electrician
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but it may take hours.
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And so because of a woman's
vanity a battle may be lost.
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Lost!
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I'm surprised at you, Batman.
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Many Battles have been won
before electricity
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and telephone
were ever invented.
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Gosh, Robin, you may be right.
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Just arrange to have
the stamp exhibition
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in the constellation room
tonight, well publicized.
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Then there's bound
to be some action
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and a Bat-climb up
Gotham Towers West will help us
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flex our muscles.
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Chin up, old chum.
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Meanwhile, the scene of battle
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shifts to an isolated warehouse
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but warfare wages on in a
strange and oblique manner.
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So, Colonel Gumm is holding me
hostage, Apricot.
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For what?
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Who is even going to know it
if he's killed The Green Hornet
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his masked companion
and Batman and Robin?
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Word will get around,
Miss Pinkston.
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Reprint, this alphabet soup
needs more Consonants in it.
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Yes, Apricot,
word will get around alright
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and it won't be composed
of letters from alphabet soup.
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'You know how
it will spelled out?'
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Counterfeiter,
kidnapper, murderer.
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00:14:07,871 --> 00:14:11,206
As long as we are spelling
things out, Miss Pinkston
258
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,374
Let me spell something
out for you.
259
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:14,475
Bruce Wayne was in the shop
260
00:14:14,477 --> 00:14:16,276
of his stamp dealer
yesterday afternoon
261
00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:20,046
making enquiries about that
missing stamp of your old man's.
262
00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:23,516
Do you suppose he means
the Gotham Gothic, Apricot?
263
00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:25,918
And last night at the factory
264
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,987
The Green Hornet
mentioned the same stamp
265
00:14:28,989 --> 00:14:30,989
and the same stamp dealer.
266
00:14:30,991 --> 00:14:35,159
Is he trying to tell me that
Bruce Wayne is The Green Hornet?
267
00:14:35,161 --> 00:14:39,496
And I strongly suspect
that Britt Reed is Batman.
268
00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:41,531
No, I could never believe that.
269
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:44,100
Besides, how do you know
what Bruce Wayne
270
00:14:44,102 --> 00:14:46,435
was telling his stamp dealer?
271
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:49,004
- Because I--
- Hold it, boss.
272
00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:51,339
Don't spill any more beans.
273
00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:53,307
You're right, Reprint.
274
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,009
Well, goodbye, Miss Pinkston.
275
00:14:56,011 --> 00:14:59,979
By the time you're found,
if you're found
276
00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:01,547
I shall be thousands
of miles away
277
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:05,317
with a fortune that will make
your Pink Chips Stamps empire
278
00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:07,285
look like pink peanuts.
279
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,387
[laughing]
280
00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:13,557
Apricot, and this time
I am talking to you
281
00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:17,227
get to work on the ropes
around my wrists.
282
00:15:24,568 --> 00:15:27,069
Bruce Wayne's The Green Hornet?
283
00:15:27,071 --> 00:15:29,404
And Britt Reed is Batman?
284
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,638
Incredible.
285
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,372
Unthinkable.
286
00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:34,475
Inconceivable. I'll call
them both up at once.
287
00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:36,910
Call them over here
and face them with it.
288
00:15:36,912 --> 00:15:38,611
Then that's good
isn't it, Apricot?
289
00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:43,415
If either Britt or Bruce arrive,
then Colonel Gumm was wrong
290
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:47,318
for after all, Batman
and Green Hornet are dead.
291
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,554
(together)
Are they?
292
00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:51,454
[laughing]
293
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,955
Oh, no, Miss Pinkston.
294
00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:53,622
No, they're not.
295
00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,190
I talked to Batman
earlier today.
296
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:58,259
He said it was a long story
and it must be.
297
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,627
And then he asked me
to publicize
298
00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:02,496
the International Stamp
Exhibition this evening.
299
00:16:02,498 --> 00:16:04,531
He sounded very much alive.
300
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,466
And he said
The Green Hornet was too.
301
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:11,037
Then there's really no use in
calling either Britt or Bruce
302
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,938
is there, Apricot?
303
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,505
Why not?
304
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,073
Do you really think, gentlemen
305
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,009
that either Batman
or The Green Hornet
306
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:18,976
would admit to anything
307
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,045
after keeping their
dual identities a secret
308
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,613
for so very long?
309
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:24,680
Begorrah, she's right.
310
00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:27,149
What do we do now,
commissioner?
311
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,684
I don't know, Chief O'Hara.
312
00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:32,953
May I make a suggestion,
gentlemen?
313
00:16:32,955 --> 00:16:34,287
(together)
Of course.
314
00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:36,422
By publicizing
the stamp exhibition
315
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:40,626
Batman, may be intending
to smoke The Green Hornet out
316
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:41,493
as it were.
317
00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:44,662
Well, then let's get over to the
Constellation room at once
318
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:47,164
It'll be interesting
to see who arrives
319
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:50,133
and who wins and who's who.
320
00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:56,672
You seem thoughtful.
321
00:16:56,674 --> 00:17:01,109
We're heading for another clash
with the Caped Crusaders
322
00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:03,077
and I don't like it.
323
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:03,577
Why not?
324
00:17:03,579 --> 00:17:06,046
We've never run away
from trouble before.
325
00:17:06,048 --> 00:17:07,614
Yes, but this double identity
326
00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:09,582
poses extra problems this time.
327
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:12,151
We know they're heroic
crime fighters.
328
00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:13,519
They think we're criminals.
329
00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:17,322
We must come out on top,
but they mustn't suffer.
330
00:17:17,324 --> 00:17:20,391
Kung Fu is Kung Fu.
It's no child's play.
331
00:17:20,393 --> 00:17:25,329
I know but our tricks are gonna
have to be tempered with..
332
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,631
...good judgment.
333
00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:28,565
You were right, Robin.
334
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:30,967
This is a great way
to limber up.
335
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:35,137
Yes, there's nothing
quite like a Bat-climb.
336
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,376
The Dynamic Duo.
337
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:45,445
There are other ways of getting
into this building, you know?
338
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:48,448
But none of them provide
the element of surprise
339
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:49,348
that we need.
340
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,149
What are you doing
in Gotham City?
341
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:54,085
There are some of the
paintings from my collection
342
00:17:54,087 --> 00:17:56,554
going on exhibit here tomorrow.
343
00:17:56,556 --> 00:17:59,390
I wonder if some creative artist
couldn't capture
344
00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:02,292
the two of you on canvas.
345
00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:05,528
Perhaps the cubistic school.
346
00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:06,328
Oh, never.
347
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,096
- Pop art?
- No.
348
00:18:08,098 --> 00:18:11,432
I think canned tomato soup
is to eat
349
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:14,301
not to frame and hang on a wall.
350
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,436
Dali?, Picasso?
351
00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:20,473
Bit of an art buff yourself,
aren't you, Batman?
352
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,641
I'm afraid that crime
fighting allows me
353
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,343
only the luxury
of collecting criminals.
354
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:28,579
But you should see the great
mug-shots we've got.
355
00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:31,682
- Robin--
- Now, don't reprimand him.
356
00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:34,117
Who knows who posed
for the Mona Lisa?
357
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:38,788
Maybe one of the wickedest
women in the world.
358
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:45,594
Ah, but what a smile.
359
00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:49,563
While in the Constellation Room
360
00:18:49,565 --> 00:18:54,200
who's this, dominating
the stamp exhibition?
361
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:58,771
It is a rare honor
to have you hear, Senor Barbosa.
362
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:01,106
All the way from the Argentine.
363
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:05,110
I suppose your renowned
Howling Monkey stamp
364
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:07,679
has been entered
for one of the prizes.
365
00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:08,479
Yes, si, si.
366
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,247
Oh, indeed it has,
Senor Stample.
367
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:15,819
In fact, I expect to walk away
with everything tonight.
368
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,720
[laughing]
369
00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:20,756
Ah, well, well,
it's time to get on
370
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,557
with the judging
and the prizes.
371
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,525
Right this way, Senor Barbosa.
372
00:19:24,527 --> 00:19:27,427
Thank you.
373
00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:30,797
'Now, now. Quiet, please.
Quiet, please.'
374
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:33,633
We have here,
ladies and gentlemen
375
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:37,169
that famous stamp from Egypt
376
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:40,205
the Inverted Blue Nile.
377
00:19:42,308 --> 00:19:43,541
Wonderful!
378
00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:44,675
There's Gumm.
379
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:45,542
In that phony disguise.
380
00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:48,177
The Green Hornet just came
through the surface door.
381
00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:50,879
And the cape crusaders
through a window.
382
00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:52,881
I'm ready.
383
00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:54,249
Let's make our move.
384
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,351
It's The Green Hornet!
385
00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:58,185
[screaming]
386
00:19:58,187 --> 00:20:01,321
And the Caped Crusaders.
387
00:20:27,281 --> 00:20:30,316
It's a good thing those guys
are on our side
388
00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:33,552
even though they don't know it.
389
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:42,427
It's a good thing those guys
aren't in town every week.
390
00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:01,779
What do we have here?
391
00:21:01,781 --> 00:21:03,947
A Mexican stand off?
392
00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:06,282
A dead heat?
393
00:21:06,284 --> 00:21:07,283
A photo finish?
394
00:21:07,285 --> 00:21:09,451
Alright, stand back.
Come on. Now, make way.
395
00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:13,354
Come on, stand back,
stand back.
396
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:27,534
Ah, if it isn't the fuzz
and the pink hostage.
397
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,637
She'll come in handy.
398
00:21:30,639 --> 00:21:31,704
Out that window, boys.
399
00:21:31,706 --> 00:21:34,473
'We'll come up behind them.'
400
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:41,412
Ah, Ms. Pinkston, permit me
to introduce myself.
401
00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:41,879
Ah-h!
402
00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:44,514
Don't move, commissioner.
Nor you, chief.
403
00:21:44,516 --> 00:21:45,848
It's Gumm.
Robin.
404
00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:47,416
If anyone makes
the slightest move
405
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:49,551
Miss Pinkston will
be a dead pink duck.
406
00:21:49,553 --> 00:21:53,021
Alright, boys,
out with the loot.
407
00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:58,692
Batman can handle this.
Let's go.
408
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:04,063
Out the window, Robin.
We'll come up behind Gumm.
409
00:22:11,004 --> 00:22:12,971
Here's your man, commissioner.
410
00:22:12,973 --> 00:22:16,708
Miss Pinkston's foreman
with assorted aliases
411
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,776
and some sorted stooges.
412
00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:19,810
We'll run 'em in, commissioner.
413
00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:23,079
- Alright, sergeant.
- Goldberg, take him out.
414
00:22:27,984 --> 00:22:29,451
The Green Hornet, he's gone.
415
00:22:29,453 --> 00:22:33,455
He certainly is. I wonder what
he wanted in the first place.
416
00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:34,956
Piece of a counterfeit
stamp ring, what else?
417
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:38,759
Oh, he maybe meant to uncover
the entire ring, who knows?
418
00:22:38,761 --> 00:22:41,428
The Green Hornet,
a crime fighter?
419
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:43,663
Holy unlikelihood!
420
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,668
Me? Batman?
421
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,603
A lot of people think so, Britt.
422
00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:54,072
And that Bruce
is The Green Hornet.
423
00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:56,407
[laughing]
424
00:22:56,574 --> 00:22:59,375
Yes, sir. Immediately.
425
00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:04,079
Yes, Batman.
426
00:23:04,081 --> 00:23:05,080
Commissioner, do me a favor.
427
00:23:05,082 --> 00:23:06,848
Miss Pinkston
in the community room.
428
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:09,784
Would you call her at once
on your regular phone
429
00:23:09,786 --> 00:23:12,119
and then hold
the two phones together?
430
00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:15,455
Oh, certainly, Batman.
431
00:23:15,622 --> 00:23:18,523
¶ Di da da du du
432
00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:24,761
Six, nine, two, four, seven.
433
00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:35,104
I wonder what's keeping him.
434
00:23:35,106 --> 00:23:36,839
Call for you, Miss Pinkston.
435
00:23:36,841 --> 00:23:38,674
Thank you.
436
00:23:38,676 --> 00:23:39,641
Hello.
437
00:23:39,643 --> 00:23:41,009
This is Batman.
438
00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:41,809
Batman!
439
00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:44,511
Yes, Miss Pinkston,
I want to thank you
440
00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:47,013
for cooperating with me
and your police department
441
00:23:47,015 --> 00:23:48,647
and running down your
felonious foreman.
442
00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:52,984
And apparently, chasing
The Green Hornet out of town.
443
00:23:52,986 --> 00:23:54,719
I did nothing, Batman
444
00:23:54,721 --> 00:23:56,821
but it was sweet of you
to call.
445
00:23:56,823 --> 00:23:59,056
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
446
00:23:59,058 --> 00:24:02,459
Now, does that disprove
your ridiculous theory?
447
00:24:02,461 --> 00:24:03,893
I guess it does.
448
00:24:03,895 --> 00:24:05,394
Oh, here comes Bruce now.
449
00:24:05,396 --> 00:24:06,161
Please don't tell him.
450
00:24:06,163 --> 00:24:08,096
He'd think I was an awful fool.
451
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,430
That he would, Pinky.
452
00:24:09,432 --> 00:24:12,800
Sorry, my car keys were in
my pocket all the time.
453
00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:15,102
Now, Apricot, you were saying?
454
00:24:15,104 --> 00:24:16,670
Bruce, you nut!
455
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,872
Talking to a dog!
456
00:24:19,073 --> 00:24:21,040
[laughing]
457
00:24:25,945 --> 00:24:30,448
Next week, Victor Buono
returns as King Tut.
458
00:24:33,151 --> 00:24:35,085
[theme music]
459
00:24:35,786 --> 00:24:37,953
¶ Batman
460
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:41,122
¶ Batman
461
00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:44,491
¶ Batman
462
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,593
¶ Batman
463
00:24:48,561 --> 00:24:49,861
¶ Batman
464
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,562
¶ Batman
465
00:24:51,564 --> 00:24:53,964
¶ Batman
466
00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:56,533
¶ Batman
467
00:24:56,535 --> 00:24:57,901
¶ Batman
468
00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,536
¶ Batman
469
00:25:05,441 --> 00:25:07,975
¶ Na-na na-na
na-na na-na na ¶
470
00:25:07,977 --> 00:25:11,044
¶ Batman