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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
When we last saw
the Boy Wonder
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he was about to be printed into
a horrible human comic book
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and Bruce Wayne was being
forced to push the switch
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that would stamp Robin's doom.
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What way out?
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Frankly, this observer
fears there's none.
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The answer, in just one moment.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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But on the street below
the doomful scene
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trusty Alfred,
pulled a Batman plan.
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Master Robin, Mr. Wayne, sir?
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Do you read me?
Do you read me, sir?
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Oh, dear!
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Bless my vertigo!
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Quick, my humorous robots!
Exert yourselves!
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Conclude this
comical charade!
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[intense music]
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Sorry, Boy Wonder, I'm doing
my very best against this..
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...infernal...robot..
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...super strength.
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Heck, Mr. Wayne I know
you're doing your best.
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- Hark the devil!
- It's Batman.
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Unhand Mr. Wayne.
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Here comes the Bat-gas.
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(Joker)
'Robots, now hear this.'
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'We who laugh
and run away'
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'live to laugh another day.'
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[all coughing]
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[music continues]
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Quickly, Alfred, the Bat-fan!
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Very good, sir!
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[fan whirring]
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Well done, Alfred.
And bravely, too.
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You were great, Alfred,
you even sounded like Batman.
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Small wonder, Master Robin.
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That was my
own voice, Robin.
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Remember those
lessons in ventriloquism?
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Gosh, yes, I should've
thought of that.
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No, don't blame
yourself, Robin.
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It's sometimes
difficult to think clearly
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when you're strapped
to a printing press.
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Joker and his
bad luck gang
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escaped down that
secret elevator.
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Who cares? Now that
we've got proof
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that Joker was back of
that counterfeit operation.
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Was is right, Robin.
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I'm afraid all we've
succeeded in doing here
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'is frightening him into
another criminal endeavor.'
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Any notion what
that might be, sir?
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No. But I have
an ugly hunch, Alfred.
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As a part of my charade,
I prepared a document
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appointing Joker as an officer
of the Gotham National Bank.
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Unfortunately, in the ensuing
melee, he snatched
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'the document and
made off with it.'
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(Robin)
'Holy bankruptcy!'
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You don't mean--
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The last I knew, Robin..
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...under the alias..
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...of W.C. Whiteface.
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Joker is now the legal
Vice Chairman of the board..
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...of the Gotham National Bank.
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(Robin)
Look, he's got his criminal
robots installed as tellers.
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Ominous, indeed.
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Bruce Wayne is the chairman
of the board of this bank.
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- Can't he fire them?
- Regrettably not, Robin.
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Vice Chairman has complete
control of personnel
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according to
the charter.
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However, we could not
anticipate such a pass as this.
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(Joker)
'Well, now!'
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It's Batman
and Robin.
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- Good afternoon. Batman.
- Good afternoon.
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What can I do for you?
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Perhaps a small
Bat-cave improvement loan?
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No, thank you.
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We're here in search
of criminal activity.
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Ooh! Ha ha ha!
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That's priceless,
priceless!
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Oh, the blind,
blundering bats
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'are getting funnier
and funnier.'
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[laughing]
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Anything amiss, Mr. Flamm?
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Darn nothing, Batman.
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Mr. Whiteface his this branch
in apple-pie order.
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Holy stomach ache,
some sour apple pie.
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Are you aware that
your new tellers
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are actually
a pair of robots?
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Ooh, well, yes,
I did suspect that.
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But, our customers find them
positively charming.
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And I admit their
audit was correct.
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To the penny.
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Come on.
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That twisted, mocking fiend.
What's he up to?
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All too obvious. He's playing
honest to set the stage
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for a criminal coup that'll
stagger our imaginations.
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- Sure, Batman, but what?
- That's a good question, Robin.
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I wish..
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Wait a minute.
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Here he comes with that
deluded moll of his.
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If we play our cards right
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perhaps we can
cull a clue!
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Hello there,
Mr. Pasty Whiteface.
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Going somewhere?
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Don't they wish they knew?
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We better
follow them, Robin.
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From the look
on his face
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'they're off to rob
a church poor box.'
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Why, you impertinent,
flying rodent!
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'Ms. Miller and I are
off to see my associate'
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millionaire Bruce Wayne on
a most important matter. Hah!
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[Joker cackling]
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Well, well.
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It looks like
we're getting closer
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to the heart of
this criminal artichoke.
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- We can run them in, Batman
- What?
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Look at that,
crazy, joke-mobile.
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It violates 50 sections
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of the Gotham state
safety vehicles code.
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Don't be
foolish, Robin.
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Far better that we eavesdrop
on his unscheduled meeting
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with millionaire Bruce Wayne.
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Let's go, Robin!
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No use hounding these
innocent citizens.
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Let's take the Bat-mobile in
for a safety check, shall we?
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You're right, Batman,
it's long over-due!
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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Good afternoon, sir.
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I hope it will be, Alfred.
We're expecting callers.
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When they arrive, show no
emotion, but usher them in.
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(Joker)
The next voice you'll hear
will be your own, Mr. Wayne.
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Remember?
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(Bruce Wayne on tape)
'But you see, I foolishly
succumbed to the temptation'
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'of speculations with the funds
of the Wayne foundation.'
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'The results were catastrophic.'
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'Tomorrow is the annual
accounting, and if I don't--'
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Stop, that's enough.
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[laughing]
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Gosh, Bruce,
how could you?
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Temptation, Dick. A sudden...
drop in the stock market.
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A search for an easy way..
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It's ruined stronger men
than myself.
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So, Mr. Whiteface, what's the
point of your gloomy reprieves?
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Blackmail, Mr. Wayne.
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(Dick)
'You ungrateful devil!'
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Isn't it enough that
Bruce appointed you
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vice chairman
of the bank?
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Don't dip your oar in
this sordid sea, Dick.
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You might get
besmirched.
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Oh, alright, it just
burns me up.
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The filthy greed
of some people!
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As you were saying,
Mr. Whiteface?
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Imagine my ghastly
situation, Mr. Wayne.
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Legally installed
in the bank
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but watched like an insect by
that infernal Caped Crusader.
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If I misappropriate a dime,
the bat will pounce.
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Yes, I can understand,
for someone of your
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dubious character, that
might prove annoying.
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My demands, Mr. Wayne.
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Unless you want
that taped confession
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sent to the authorities
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you will lure
the Dynamic Duo into a trap.
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Deliver the lifeless
corpse of Batman
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'and the Boy wonder.'
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That is impossible.
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Bruce Wayne maybe
a crooked embezzler
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but he's not
a killer!
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Right, Bruce?
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You phrased
it well, Dick.
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Since the murder of my parents
by dastardly criminals
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violence has been
anathema to me.
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We've been
foiled, Joker.
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That guy is
a milk sop.
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Very well, then.
We must be content with
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our humorous alternate plan B.
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(Both)
Plan B?
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Oh, Brucie pie,
yes, yes, yes!
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I beg your pardon?
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Ooh, you're
a lucky chap, Mr. Wayne.
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My pretty protege, Ms. Miller
has just consented to marry you.
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I'll be faithful forever
in my fashion.
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I'll love you until the
oceans are hung up and dried.
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Oh, and by the way,
here is the marriage contract.
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Oh, let me commend
you on your generosity.
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The initial settlement
is three million dollars.
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Hello, society editor?
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This is Mr. Whiteface
of the Gotham National Bank.
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I have an announcement
which might be of interest.
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Oh, darling,
you're yummy.
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Read all about it!
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Millionaire Bruce Wayne
to wed reformed gun moll!
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Banker's pretty protege!
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Extra, extra!
Read all about it!
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Monstrous.
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This alliance all
but beggar's belief.
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Saint's preserve us!
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The bride has a record
longer than both me arms
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and both me legs
stitched end to end.
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What's on your
mind, commissioner?
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Batman, have you read the
dire news about Bruce Wayne?
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Love is blind, commissioner,
Bruce Wayne is over 21
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I fear there's
nothing we can do.
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She's a fetching
creature, Robin.
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Bruce might find it
not without certain pleasures.
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Holy madness, Batman.
I don't dig this.
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Bruce Wayne didn't embezzle.
That was just a ploy.
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Joker's blackmail threat
isn't worth a tinker's darn.
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Yes and no, Robin, the way
I set the caper up
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I'm afraid I couldn't explain
that tape without compromising
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our secret true identities.
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Gosh, yes.
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Ouch! I hadn't thought of that.
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Luckily for us however, there's
one weak link
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in this criminal chain.
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Where?
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Think, Robin, think.
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Rehearse this curious
affair from the very beginning.
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You should see one gigantic
foothold
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which we haven't
even laid a hand on.
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Foothold? Haven't
laid a hand on?
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Gosh, you have me
buffaloed, Batman.
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I'll give you a hint, Robin.
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Our secret weapon is a dead
stranger in this Bat-cave.
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A dead stranger in this..
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'Holy remote control robot!'
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Exactly, Robin.
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Joker's Mr. Glee,
whom we captured earlier
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'in this adventure.'
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If we could just solve the
secret of his control mechanism
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we'd have the other two robots
dancing in our control.
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Watch out, Bruce Wayne, for as
the Caped Crusaders toil
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a strange meeting takes place
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in Commissioner Gordon's
office.
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Well, Dr. Floyd?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's no doubt.
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From the symptoms
you described me
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uh, Bruce Wayne is victim
from the well known
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second childhood syndrome.
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Sufficiently so to commit
him to some mental institution?
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Yeah, yeah, naturally.
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One other vital point, doctor
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how long would
you say Mr. Wayne
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has suffered from
this condition?
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Well, uh, the incubation
period is slow.
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Perhaps, three months.
257
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Surely, not less than two.
258
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Saints be praised.
259
00:15:03,317 --> 00:15:05,350
Yes, Chief O'Hara,
we're free to act.
260
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Bruce Wayne was definitely
mentally incompetent
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when he appointed
The Joker to his bank.
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So uh, what do we do?
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We have no choice.
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The poor fellow's irrational
behavior threatens
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the entire financial structure
of Gotham City.
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Chief O'Hara!
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- Yes, sir.
- Alert your anti-lunatic squad.
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'If Batman won't help us
we'll do it ourselves.'
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Bring in millionaire
Bruce Wayne..
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...in a straightjacket.
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Yes, sir!
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Well, I think we have
his wavelengths analyzed.
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Shall we give it a spin?
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- Ready, Robin?
- Ready.
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Mr. Glee,
in the name of justice
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I summon you back to life.
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Rise, please.
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Holy Frankenstein,
we've done it!
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00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:08,367
Now the fun begins, Robin.
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With jokers nasty robots
at our command--
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- 'Alfred here.'
- Yes, Alfred?
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'It's Chief O'Hara, sir.'
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00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:19,409
He wishes to see, Mr. Wayne
on a matter of urgency.
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Tell him to wait, Alfred.
285
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:26,415
I'll be right back, Robin.
Meanwhile, here's the plan.
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Hello, chief.
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00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:36,991
Wrap him up, boys!
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00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,961
Chief O'Hara, what's
the meaning of this?
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00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:42,128
It's a court order,
Mr. Wayne.
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00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:46,065
Don't worry you'll have a nice
long rest in happy acres.
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00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,699
Come on, boys.
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I'm a personal friend
of Commissioner Gordon's.
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00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:00,209
What?
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00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:02,144
Bruce taken off
in a straightjacket.
295
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,613
I observed it
myself, Master Robin.
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00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:05,380
Holy Stew pot!
297
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:08,049
And I've just transmitted
Batman's orders to
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those robots at the bank.
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00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:11,185
Indeed.
300
00:17:11,187 --> 00:17:13,086
This blow does
seem ill-timed.
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00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:15,288
We haven't a minute
to lose. Quick, Alfred
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00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:18,224
put on your
trusty Batman suit.
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00:17:18,226 --> 00:17:19,658
Roger!
304
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,160
[intense music]
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00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,544
[tires screeching]
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00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:55,290
I believe that's them
ahead, Master Robin.
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00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,260
It's them alright.
308
00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:03,197
First, I'll give that wagon
a little touch of Bat-ray.
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00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:09,102
Good shot, Master Robin!
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00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:09,669
Thanks, Alfred.
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00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,671
Now for the
super power of Bat-mag.
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With any luck, we'll latch
on to the middle buckle
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of that straightjacket.
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00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:20,345
[tires screeching]
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00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:25,582
Good thinking,
old chum.
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00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:28,051
- Bruce, you okay?
- Yes, I rolled with the fall.
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00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:31,654
Now get me out of this
overly-tailored jacket.
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00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:38,527
Your spare,
Bat-suit, sir.
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00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:42,564
Thank you, Alfred,
I will be back in a moment.
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00:18:50,706 --> 00:18:54,075
Quickly, Robin,
to the Batmobile.
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00:19:01,817 --> 00:19:05,753
The medical findings,
my dear, Mr. Whiteface.
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Bruce Wayne
was not of sound mind
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when he appointed you
to this position.
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Vacate these premises at once!
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Fraud, frame up!
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00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:18,796
Joker, never mind, we've
still got me and Brucie.
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00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,100
Hey!
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00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:24,367
My dear wife Josephine.
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00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:27,269
'I've been looking
for you everywhere.'
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00:19:27,603 --> 00:19:30,471
So that's your game, Joker,
aiding and abetting
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00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,472
attempted bigamy.
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00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,208
Holy wedding cake!
Wait till we tell Bruce Wayne.
333
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,176
You, creep, I'm not your wife.
334
00:19:36,178 --> 00:19:39,679
What? Have you forgotten our
honeymoon at Niagara Falls?
335
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:43,149
Oh boy, he's following our
secret orders perfectly.
336
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:46,252
Why, you, mechanical moron
what's gotten into you?
337
00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:47,419
(female #1)
'Help! Stick-up!'
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00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:50,622
Empty your purse, madam,
hand me the contents.
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00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,723
(Yock)
'Your wallet, sir.'
340
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:54,192
Or I'll put it
between your eyes.
341
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,793
What is this madness?
342
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:56,693
Am I dreaming?
343
00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:00,763
Joker, our robots must be
getting orders
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00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,664
from some place else.
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00:20:02,899 --> 00:20:03,932
Don't look at us, Joker.
346
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:07,568
We just dropped in for that
small Bat-cave improvement loan
347
00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:08,602
that you mentioned.
348
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:11,271
But in view of the strange
criminal activity
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00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:12,739
that seems to be transpiring
here--
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00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:16,676
- Let's whack 'em up, Batman!
- Good idea, Robin.
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00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:19,211
Robots,
Boff and Yock and Glee
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00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:23,548
'reprogram, ignore all
previous instructions'
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00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,850
get the Dynamic Duo!
354
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,653
Wow! We're double-crossed.
355
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:31,855
That's the trouble
with robots, Robin.
356
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:35,458
They like even the most
minimal sense of loyalty.
357
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:40,429
Now, conclude this ugly, little
charade, shall we, Robin?
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00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,937
[instrumental music]
359
00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:58,279
Get 'em!
360
00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:01,347
[grunting]
361
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,755
[laughing]
362
00:21:11,524 --> 00:21:13,758
[groaning]
363
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,617
Where am I?
364
00:21:41,652 --> 00:21:46,322
About just a sort of journey
you should know well by know.
365
00:21:46,324 --> 00:21:47,289
Up the river.
366
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:48,423
Here's the biggest joke
367
00:21:48,425 --> 00:21:49,457
it was all a bluff, Joker.
368
00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:52,660
We didn't have one darn thing
on you until you ordered
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00:21:52,662 --> 00:21:53,961
those robots to
try to kill us.
370
00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:58,365
Fantastic, Boy Wonder,
what an incredible brain work.
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00:22:11,712 --> 00:22:12,745
Batman..
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00:22:12,747 --> 00:22:16,348
...if ever you see Bruce Wayne,
tell him..
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00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:19,317
...tell him it
might have been fun.
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00:22:26,058 --> 00:22:27,792
I'll tell him.
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00:22:36,368 --> 00:22:38,702
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
376
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:42,872
Uh, stand clear,
everyone.
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00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:01,656
[speaking in German]
378
00:23:02,491 --> 00:23:08,629
I declare Wayne's
mental recovery is complete.
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00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:09,896
Capital!
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00:23:09,898 --> 00:23:11,397
Uh, without doubt
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00:23:11,399 --> 00:23:15,534
the bump on the head,
when he accidentally
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00:23:15,536 --> 00:23:19,070
fell from the paddy wagon,
restores him
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00:23:19,072 --> 00:23:22,973
among us sane peoples.
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00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:25,008
Thank you very much, doctor.
385
00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:25,775
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:29,845
Uh, only I could a similar
examination
387
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:34,516
of the head
from the fledermausmensch.
388
00:23:34,518 --> 00:23:35,550
The what?
389
00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:38,019
Uh, the fledermausmensch.
390
00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,720
How's your German, Dick?
391
00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:44,725
Fledermausmensch,
well, that's German for Batman.
392
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:45,759
Right you are, old chum.
393
00:23:45,761 --> 00:23:51,064
What wonders there must be
in der fledermausmensch's head.
394
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:52,632
Oh, I don't know.
395
00:23:52,634 --> 00:23:53,799
Come now,
Bruce don't joke.
396
00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:58,804
The brain of Batman?
Oh, miraculous!
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00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,539
I'll make you a bet, doctor.
398
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,974
If you were to have
the opportunity
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00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,743
to study Batman's brain
400
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,712
'with all it's myriad, flaws'
401
00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:14,983
I think you'd find it's not
terribly unlike my own.
402
00:24:14,985 --> 00:24:16,584
(O'Hara)
'Mother of mercy!'
403
00:24:16,586 --> 00:24:17,885
Get the smellin' salts
404
00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:20,420
Mr. Wayne is having a relapse.
405
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:31,130
Next week, Julie Newmars
springs back as the Catwoman.
406
00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:35,700
[theme music]
407
00:24:36,635 --> 00:24:38,502
¶ Batman
408
00:24:39,904 --> 00:24:41,771
¶ Batman
409
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,806
¶ Batman
410
00:24:46,074 --> 00:24:47,941
¶ Batman
411
00:24:49,443 --> 00:24:50,876
¶ Batman
412
00:24:50,878 --> 00:24:52,544
¶ Batman
413
00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:54,512
¶ Batman
414
00:24:55,714 --> 00:24:57,581
¶ Batman
415
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,648
¶ Batman
416
00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,983
¶ Batman
417
00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:08,956
¶ Na na na na na
418
00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,891
¶ Batman