1 00:00:01,099 --> 00:00:03,600 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,304 --> 00:00:10,739 Outside the Gotham City National Bank. 3 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:13,708 Wealthy young socialite Miranda Fleece 4 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:18,245 is about to perform an act of charity. 5 00:00:18,379 --> 00:00:19,312 Begging your pardon, ma'am. 6 00:00:19,314 --> 00:00:22,515 If you don't mind hearing a tale of some real bad luck. 7 00:00:22,517 --> 00:00:26,185 I know how it goes, poopsie. Say no more. 8 00:00:26,187 --> 00:00:28,086 Have a hundred. 9 00:00:28,454 --> 00:00:30,788 Heaven bless you! 10 00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:46,670 Help! Police! Fast! 11 00:00:48,205 --> 00:00:49,205 Amazing! 12 00:00:49,207 --> 00:00:53,509 The veritable deluge of counterfeit bills. 13 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,277 Being passed not by criminals 14 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:58,513 but by well known pillars of society. 15 00:00:58,714 --> 00:00:59,814 It baffles me completely. 16 00:00:59,816 --> 00:01:04,752 There's something funny about these counterfeits commissioner 17 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:05,586 have you noticed? 18 00:01:05,588 --> 00:01:09,623 They're blank on one side and completely genuine on the other. 19 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:10,223 Exactly. 20 00:01:10,225 --> 00:01:12,058 It's almost as if some deranged mind 21 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:14,693 were trying to taunt our very sanity. 22 00:01:15,061 --> 00:01:18,463 [Joker laughing] 23 00:01:18,664 --> 00:01:21,399 Begorrah! That laughter. 24 00:01:21,401 --> 00:01:25,169 - Where does it come from? - Nowhere. 25 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:27,304 And yet...everywhere. 26 00:01:27,306 --> 00:01:29,806 Commissioner, I've a terrible feeling 27 00:01:29,808 --> 00:01:31,440 we've heard this laughter before. 28 00:01:31,442 --> 00:01:36,111 So true, Chief O'Hara, so true. It all fits perfectly. 29 00:01:36,312 --> 00:01:37,278 Joker! 30 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,681 [Joker laughing] 31 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,118 Once again we take our poor, cracked pitcher 32 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,221 to the Caped Crusader's well. 33 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:55,594 Gosh! Economics is sure dull subject. 34 00:01:55,728 --> 00:01:58,596 Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. 35 00:01:58,598 --> 00:01:59,830 Economics dull? 36 00:01:59,832 --> 00:02:03,133 The glamor, the romance of commerce. Hm. 37 00:02:03,135 --> 00:02:06,202 It's the very lifeblood of our country's society. 38 00:02:06,204 --> 00:02:10,105 Frankly, I can think of nothing more stimulating than economics 39 00:02:10,107 --> 00:02:10,672 and commerce and.. 40 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:12,573 - Yes, Alfred. - Begging your pardon, sir. 41 00:02:12,575 --> 00:02:15,609 It's the telephone in the study, sir. 42 00:02:15,611 --> 00:02:18,278 Hey, come on, Dick. This may lead us to more 43 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,480 practical lesson in loss and gain. 44 00:02:20,482 --> 00:02:23,115 I'm with you. So long, Aunt Harriet. 45 00:02:23,117 --> 00:02:27,619 Mercy alive, the way that boy changes his mind. 46 00:02:27,621 --> 00:02:30,555 I wonder if he's over-tired. 47 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:31,889 Yes, commissioner. 48 00:02:31,891 --> 00:02:34,625 Words are superfluous, Batman. 49 00:02:34,627 --> 00:02:36,426 Uh...listen. 50 00:02:36,428 --> 00:02:37,794 [Joker laughing] 51 00:02:37,796 --> 00:02:40,196 Holy funny bone, The Joker! 52 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:42,397 Courage, commissioner, courage. 53 00:02:42,399 --> 00:02:45,333 Joker seldom has the last laugh. 54 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:47,434 To the Bat-poles! 55 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:54,774 [theme music] 56 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,250 ¶ Batman 57 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:08,319 ¶ Batman 58 00:03:09,187 --> 00:03:11,421 ¶ Batman 59 00:03:12,389 --> 00:03:14,523 ¶ Batman 60 00:03:15,491 --> 00:03:17,291 ¶ Batman 61 00:03:17,293 --> 00:03:18,692 ¶ Batman 62 00:03:18,694 --> 00:03:20,493 ¶ Batman 63 00:03:21,795 --> 00:03:23,495 ¶ Batman 64 00:03:23,497 --> 00:03:25,196 ¶ Batman 65 00:03:25,198 --> 00:03:26,830 ¶ Batman 66 00:03:27,298 --> 00:03:30,500 ¶ Na na na na na 67 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,935 ¶ Batman 68 00:03:37,473 --> 00:03:39,707 [intense music] 69 00:03:45,513 --> 00:03:48,748 [Batmobile revving] 70 00:03:52,519 --> 00:03:54,586 [tires screeching] 71 00:03:57,189 --> 00:03:59,323 [tires screeching] 72 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:14,571 [Joker laughing] 73 00:04:14,573 --> 00:04:15,772 Saints preserve us! 74 00:04:15,774 --> 00:04:16,739 There it goes again. 75 00:04:16,741 --> 00:04:19,441 Diabolical! I've been driven out of my senses. 76 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,609 Precisely, the fiend's intention, commissioner. 77 00:04:21,611 --> 00:04:24,311 Batman is right. Joker knows we'll need every ounce 78 00:04:24,313 --> 00:04:26,980 of our sanity to outwit his filthy plot. 79 00:04:26,982 --> 00:04:28,414 Hand me the Bat-detector, Robin. 80 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:33,419 Roger! I'll tune it in for super-laughtrack sensitivity. 81 00:04:33,586 --> 00:04:36,287 Extend your left arm, commissioner. 82 00:04:36,289 --> 00:04:36,754 Your pardon? 83 00:04:36,756 --> 00:04:38,255 Just do as I say, commissioner. 84 00:04:38,257 --> 00:04:40,657 - Extend your left arm. - Oh, yeah, sure. 85 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:43,292 [Joker laughing] 86 00:04:43,294 --> 00:04:46,828 [Bat-detector crackling] 87 00:04:49,464 --> 00:04:50,664 Ingenious. 88 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:55,769 This criminal mirth issues from a tiny super-powered loudspeaker 89 00:04:55,771 --> 00:04:58,705 built into your left cufflink. 90 00:04:59,406 --> 00:05:01,974 - Great Scott! - Exhibit A. 91 00:05:01,976 --> 00:05:04,576 How the devil did it get there, Batman? 92 00:05:04,578 --> 00:05:07,312 Joker is a master conjurer, Chief O'Hara. 93 00:05:07,314 --> 00:05:11,282 No doubt he brushed against the commissioner in a crowd. 94 00:05:11,284 --> 00:05:14,518 'And easily affected the substitution.' 95 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,919 'Stand up, commissioner.' 96 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:17,787 Oh, yeah, sure. 97 00:05:25,695 --> 00:05:27,762 Ah-huh. 98 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:29,696 Just as I suspected. 99 00:05:29,698 --> 00:05:33,466 'The agile crook also managed to slip' 100 00:05:33,468 --> 00:05:36,702 an induction receiving antenna 101 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:42,841 into your...left trouser leg. 102 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,709 Exhibit B. 103 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,444 Yes, now I remember 104 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,413 some oddly-costumed fellow did bump into me 105 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,847 in the subway this morning. 106 00:05:50,849 --> 00:05:51,614 Holy chutzpah! 107 00:05:51,616 --> 00:05:54,650 Planning criminal radio gear on the police commissioner. 108 00:05:54,652 --> 00:05:56,051 No time for emotion, old chum. 109 00:05:56,053 --> 00:06:00,655 Let's apply our brain power to Joker's plot. 110 00:06:01,289 --> 00:06:03,890 This was passed by an innocent dupe, eh? 111 00:06:03,892 --> 00:06:05,291 What's more important the good woman 112 00:06:05,293 --> 00:06:08,494 had just received that bill from the Gotham City National Bank. 113 00:06:08,496 --> 00:06:10,562 Gosh, Batman! If we could just puzzle out 114 00:06:10,564 --> 00:06:12,564 how funny money is handed out by a bank. 115 00:06:12,566 --> 00:06:16,467 Good thinking, Robin. Time for us to go fishing, if you ask me. 116 00:06:16,469 --> 00:06:18,535 - Fishing? - But where, Batman? 117 00:06:18,537 --> 00:06:22,572 Where the fishing is always best, commissioner. 118 00:06:22,574 --> 00:06:24,674 From a shady bank. 119 00:06:24,841 --> 00:06:29,311 Meanwhile, a strange scene unfolds atop this building 120 00:06:29,313 --> 00:06:31,746 which houses Penthouse Publishers. 121 00:06:31,748 --> 00:06:34,048 Formerly innocent purveyors of mirth 122 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:38,652 now the secret headquarters of The Joker. 123 00:06:39,387 --> 00:06:41,654 Oh, this continued mirth is exhausting. 124 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:43,722 Even for the Clown Prince Of Crime. 125 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:45,924 I figure, he finally found the gizmo? 126 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:47,425 Oh, that dunderhead Gordon, 127 00:06:47,427 --> 00:06:49,760 he couldn't find a haystack in a needle factory. 128 00:06:49,762 --> 00:06:52,863 No, you can be quite certain, sweet Josie Miller 129 00:06:52,865 --> 00:06:57,667 the failure of our tiny receiver means Batman is on the job. 130 00:06:57,669 --> 00:07:00,069 Gee, I'm not very glad to hear that, Joker. 131 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:03,772 Oh, my foolish trepidatious child. 132 00:07:03,774 --> 00:07:04,672 He's not headed here. 133 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:08,642 Why, even as we speak, you can bet he's racing 134 00:07:08,644 --> 00:07:11,444 to the bank and doom. 135 00:07:11,678 --> 00:07:16,448 Mr. Yock, Mr. Boff, warm up time. 136 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:20,050 [intense music] 137 00:07:24,422 --> 00:07:27,690 Those were sure are nifty robots, Joker. 138 00:07:27,692 --> 00:07:30,359 Oh, comically life-like, aren't they? 139 00:07:30,361 --> 00:07:31,860 They were my manual training project 140 00:07:31,862 --> 00:07:34,863 last spell I did in that filthy penitentiary. 141 00:07:34,865 --> 00:07:38,766 Do you think they're strong enough to hold Batman and Robin? 142 00:07:38,768 --> 00:07:40,000 Oh, observe. 143 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:44,137 Mr. Yock, Mr. Boff, practice alert. 144 00:07:44,139 --> 00:07:48,407 Bats on the premises. There on the table. 145 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,708 [crashing] 146 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:52,542 Ooh, smash them! 147 00:07:52,544 --> 00:07:54,610 Bash them, crash them! 148 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:57,079 [intense music] 149 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:05,587 Exterminate 'em utterly into primordial bat stuff. 150 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:08,590 [Joker laughing] 151 00:08:10,993 --> 00:08:15,029 Robots, as you were, at ease. 152 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:16,630 [transmitter beeping] 153 00:08:16,632 --> 00:08:17,664 What's that, Joker? 154 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:18,898 The signal from the bank. 155 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:22,801 Oh, those blundering bipeds, they've swallowed our bait. 156 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:25,537 Quick, let's watch. Quick. 157 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:28,473 Watch, my sweet. 158 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:31,475 (Mr. Flamm) 'What's that?' 159 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,811 Counterfeit currency emanating from this bank? It's impossible! 160 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:39,016 A word one must employ with the greatest of caution, Mr. Flamm. 161 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,250 Impossible, I say! 162 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:41,985 Just answer me the question. 163 00:08:41,987 --> 00:08:45,955 Have there been any recent changes in personnel? 164 00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:47,956 See. 165 00:08:49,992 --> 00:08:53,561 Yes, our Ms. Pruitt left. 166 00:08:53,563 --> 00:08:55,829 The date was May 7th, 1951. 167 00:08:55,831 --> 00:08:57,263 Uh, no, something more recent. 168 00:08:57,265 --> 00:08:59,531 Nothing whatever, Batman. 169 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:01,533 Except of course, our Chief Teller. 170 00:09:01,535 --> 00:09:04,068 He went off for a sandwich at noon and didn't return. 171 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:09,239 He did send us a substitute, I'm pleased to say, Mr. Glee. 172 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:11,674 'That's him over there.' 173 00:09:11,908 --> 00:09:14,276 [intense music] 174 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,577 He had references, of course. 175 00:09:16,579 --> 00:09:18,812 Of course, Batman. 176 00:09:18,814 --> 00:09:20,914 Impeccable. 177 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:23,783 - Thank you. - Yes. 178 00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:28,587 Notice anything odd, Robin? 179 00:09:28,589 --> 00:09:30,322 (Robin) 'His rather formal attire.' 180 00:09:30,324 --> 00:09:32,324 (Batman) 'That and something else?' 181 00:09:32,326 --> 00:09:34,859 The way counts out those bills. 182 00:09:34,861 --> 00:09:35,593 Holy precision! 183 00:09:35,595 --> 00:09:39,930 A deep precise to an almost inhuman degree. 184 00:09:39,932 --> 00:09:42,599 Something weird about his collar button too. 185 00:09:42,601 --> 00:09:45,602 Good for you, Robin. I wondered if you'd noticed. 186 00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:49,339 Now, if my strange hunch is right. 187 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:55,144 Good afternoon, Mr. Glee. 188 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:56,845 I'm Batman. 189 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,613 Obviously, sir. 190 00:10:00,982 --> 00:10:04,884 I have been admiring your collar button. 191 00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:06,318 [Joker screams] 192 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:10,955 That filthy bat creature touched the lens. 193 00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:14,924 Tell me, Mr. Glee. 194 00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:15,791 Why is the collar button 195 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:19,161 like an old pile of burning automobile tires? 196 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:22,096 Answer. Because they both choke? 197 00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:27,701 [intense music] 198 00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:33,773 Holy clockworks! A mechanical marvel! 199 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,676 I'm-I'm flabbergasted, Batman! 200 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,712 How on Earth did you know that was a robot? 201 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,113 Simple, Mr. Flamm. 202 00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:45,950 Even the most infallible robots have one defect. 203 00:10:45,952 --> 00:10:47,117 They've no sense of humor. 204 00:10:47,119 --> 00:10:48,918 Batman told him a super-funny joke. 205 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,854 When the creature didn't laugh, that was proof! 206 00:10:51,856 --> 00:10:53,188 Well, you wretched ruin. 207 00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:57,125 I guess, we'll take you back to the Batcave. 208 00:10:59,695 --> 00:11:00,695 One last warning, Mr. Flamm 209 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:03,831 the next time your Chief Teller goes out for a sandwich 210 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:07,034 and sends a stranger back in his place 211 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,736 scrutinize him carefully. 212 00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:11,304 I'm sure I speak for the chairman 213 00:11:11,306 --> 00:11:12,872 of the board millionaire Bruce Wayne. 214 00:11:12,874 --> 00:11:17,409 In saying that you owe that to all of your depositors. 215 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,979 Good day, citizens. 216 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,814 [crowd applauding] 217 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,720 Oh! Eureka! Look.. 218 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:34,324 ...Mr. Glee's receiver signal is coming in as planned. 219 00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:35,991 The Batmobile! 220 00:11:35,993 --> 00:11:40,195 Oh, yes, my sweet, with Mr. Glee in the trunk. 221 00:11:40,197 --> 00:11:41,296 [laughs] 222 00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:42,163 We'll give pursuit. 223 00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:46,333 We'll find the Batcave. Quick to the Jokemobile. 224 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,136 [crowd chattering] 225 00:11:50,138 --> 00:11:53,005 Clear the way, you nasty people. Clear the way, please. 226 00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:55,674 Clear the way, you nasty people. 227 00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:57,676 [Joker laughing] 228 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,745 [indistinct chattering] 229 00:12:02,046 --> 00:12:06,149 Oh, turn on the portable robot retriever. 230 00:12:06,783 --> 00:12:08,283 Pick up the signal. 231 00:12:08,285 --> 00:12:10,251 (Josie) 'Left on Mulberry.' 232 00:12:10,253 --> 00:12:13,954 Tally-ho! Whoo. What a bat-hunt! 233 00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:16,456 [crowd cheering] 234 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:21,060 [Joker laughing] 235 00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:25,464 [tire screeching] 236 00:12:29,335 --> 00:12:31,836 [bell rings] 237 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,273 Holy hunting horn! That's a tracking signal. 238 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:39,141 Obviously, there's a tiny transmitter 239 00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:41,176 built into that robot in the truck. 240 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,045 You mean, you knew we were being followed? 241 00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:44,445 Oh, yes. 242 00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:46,713 What do we, Batman? Lure them into an ambush? 243 00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:50,049 - Bash them with our batarangs? - No, I have a better notion. 244 00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:54,486 Of course. We'll activate our trusty Bat-deflector. 245 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,754 Right again, Robin. 246 00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:58,722 Turn it on. 247 00:12:58,889 --> 00:13:01,257 Bat-deflector activate. 248 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,158 [tire screeching] 249 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,226 [honking] 250 00:13:05,228 --> 00:13:07,228 How's the retriever signal? 251 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,363 Stronger than ever, Joker. 252 00:13:09,365 --> 00:13:10,931 Faster. 253 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,277 [bell rings] 254 00:13:24,778 --> 00:13:25,744 Right turn. 255 00:13:25,746 --> 00:13:27,045 Strange, I don't see any road. 256 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:30,782 Well, I can't help that, Joker. The signal says right turn. 257 00:13:30,784 --> 00:13:33,785 Ooh, how humorous? 258 00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:37,154 Hold tight for the bumpsy-daisy. 259 00:13:39,056 --> 00:13:40,956 [bell chimes] 260 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,892 [hissing and sputtering] 261 00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:47,428 [Joker laughing] 262 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:52,866 Ooh! Ooh, frabjous day. 263 00:13:52,868 --> 00:13:56,002 Moment every supercrook has dreamed of. 264 00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:59,905 Look, we discover the entrance to the Batcave. 265 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,273 Which way from here, Joker? 266 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:04,175 Oh, must be around that little hill. 267 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,976 - Get the gas grenades. - Roger. 268 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,178 Oh, we'll gas 'em out of the cave 269 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,014 and get them when they come out. 270 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:15,418 Death to the blundering bats. Tally-ho! 271 00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:19,288 What's the matter? 272 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:23,792 Bizarre. The signal says the Batcave is here. 273 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:28,529 Look, we've been out-tricked. 274 00:14:34,369 --> 00:14:37,337 "Laugh, criminals, laugh." 275 00:14:37,471 --> 00:14:40,473 [screaming] 276 00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:43,975 I'll have it! 277 00:14:43,977 --> 00:14:48,312 By all the saints of wicked mirth, I'll have it! 278 00:14:48,314 --> 00:14:52,449 The last laugh will still be mine! 279 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:02,191 [intense music] 280 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:07,262 I regret to say, no unusual indications. 281 00:15:07,496 --> 00:15:10,364 We're dealing with a perfectly normal robot. 282 00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:13,533 Holy dead end! Not a clue to where it came from. 283 00:15:13,535 --> 00:15:15,067 Excusing the intrusion, sir 284 00:15:15,069 --> 00:15:18,570 but might I point out an oddity in this automaton's attire. 285 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,204 By all means, Alfred. 286 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,038 This sleeve, sir. 287 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,307 Now to my practiced eye... it would appear 288 00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:27,910 that it has been pressed by a most uncommon pressure. 289 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,444 He's right, Batman, look. 290 00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:32,213 The buttons are pushed almost through the back. 291 00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:33,147 And here, sir. 292 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:38,085 I clearly detect traces of multicolored...spots 293 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:41,555 which have been frequently, but clumsily, sponged. 294 00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:42,489 Congratulations, Alfred. 295 00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:45,458 Your keen sartorial sense has done it again. 296 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,292 Thank you, sir. 297 00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:47,960 Robin, warm up the Bat-spot analyzer 298 00:15:47,962 --> 00:15:51,563 while I take a sample of this affected cloth. 299 00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,064 Roger. 300 00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:57,401 I'll just snip right through here, Alfred. 301 00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:01,504 Bat-spot analyzer ready to go, Batman. 302 00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:03,305 Roger. 303 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:09,277 Now, let's keep our fingers crossed, Robin. 304 00:16:11,113 --> 00:16:12,279 [machine dings] 305 00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:14,481 - Mm-hmm. - What is it, Batman? 306 00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:18,485 Those curious spots, they're minute traces of printer's ink. 307 00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:22,121 Of course, used by Joker in his counterfeiting operation. 308 00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:25,324 Exactly, transferred to the cloth when that cheapskate 309 00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:29,261 pressed his robot's wear in his printing press. 310 00:16:29,263 --> 00:16:32,564 Bless my steam iron, how revolting? 311 00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:35,667 Revolting indeed, Alfred. 312 00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:38,336 Like the colors of these inks. 313 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:43,908 Arsenic green, rotten apple red.. 314 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:44,942 ...bilious blue. 315 00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:49,546 I believe there is just one sort of legitimate printing firm 316 00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:52,115 that would employ such use. 317 00:16:52,117 --> 00:16:54,117 A firm that prints comic books. 318 00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:55,051 Right again, Robin. 319 00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:56,585 Now to check our business index machine 320 00:16:56,587 --> 00:17:01,289 to see if any such firm has recently changed hands. 321 00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:03,958 [machine dings] 322 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,028 Penthouse Publishers sold one week ago 323 00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:11,464 to a certain Mr. W.C. Whiteface. 324 00:17:11,466 --> 00:17:14,099 Whiteface? Joker! 325 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,434 More than possible, Robin. 326 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,668 Too bad we have no proof. 327 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:21,238 Dear me, yes. And if you were to pounce on the blighter 328 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,375 you lay yourself open to a most damaging suit for false arrest. 329 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,677 Gosh! He's got us buffaloed. 330 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,445 Not quite, Robin. 331 00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:33,782 I've a plan to get...that proof. 332 00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:35,416 Listen. 333 00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:37,584 Here's what we will do. 334 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:45,190 [frustrated groaning] 335 00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:45,823 Infuriating. 336 00:17:45,825 --> 00:17:48,625 Here, I am on the brink of the greatest 337 00:17:48,627 --> 00:17:50,159 caper in criminal history 338 00:17:50,161 --> 00:17:54,396 and the dynamic duo still at large. 339 00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:57,332 [bell rings] 340 00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:03,504 I must be dreaming. 341 00:18:03,506 --> 00:18:05,572 It's look like millionaire Bruce Wayne. 342 00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:06,839 - What? - I'm sure of it, Joker. 343 00:18:06,841 --> 00:18:11,076 I've seen his picture in the paper hundreds of times. 344 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:15,446 Robots, amber alert. 345 00:18:24,789 --> 00:18:29,092 I'm ruined...bankrupt.. 346 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,093 ...wiped out. 347 00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:34,362 There's only one more chance. 348 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:38,299 Oh, excuse me, Mr. Whiteface. I fail to introduce myself. 349 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:41,335 - I'm Mr. Bruce Wayne. - Oh, at your service, sir. 350 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:44,404 Thank you. How do you do? 351 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:51,244 I hardly...dare ask it, Mr. Whiteface 352 00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:56,649 but do you know anyone who could print me up.. 353 00:18:56,651 --> 00:19:00,285 ...a batch of counterfeit currency? 354 00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:03,254 Ooh, what a curious request to make 355 00:19:03,256 --> 00:19:06,390 of a legitimate businessman such as myself. 356 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:09,860 Yes, I know. It does seem a bit odd. 357 00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:11,261 But you see 358 00:19:11,263 --> 00:19:15,698 I foolishly succumbed to the temptation of speculation 359 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,733 'with the funds of the Wayne foundation' 360 00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:20,202 'The results were catastrophic.' 361 00:19:20,204 --> 00:19:22,704 'Tomorrow is the annual accounting.' 362 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:28,509 And if I don't have one million dollars in cash.. 363 00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:32,513 ...I will be headed up the river.. 364 00:19:32,515 --> 00:19:33,714 without a paddle. 365 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:38,685 Well, uh, very interesting, Mr. Wayne, but uh.. 366 00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:39,919 ...why do you come to me? 367 00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:44,423 I chanced to be thumbing through one of the comic books 368 00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:47,292 that you publish, and it struck my eye 369 00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:52,297 that the inks that you use are identical to the inks 370 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:56,834 used by the United States treasury. 371 00:19:58,736 --> 00:20:00,470 What do you think, sweet Josie? 372 00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,438 - Smells like a trap, Joker. - Indeed. 373 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,275 On the other hand, the fellow's tale is so utterly absurd 374 00:20:06,277 --> 00:20:08,443 that it could be true. 375 00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:12,780 Uh...just for fun, Mr-Mr. Wayne.. 376 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:16,450 ...supposing I did provide you with this, uh 377 00:20:16,452 --> 00:20:18,652 whimsical funny money.. 378 00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:19,352 [laughing] 379 00:20:19,354 --> 00:20:22,488 ...uh, just what would be in it for me? 380 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:26,258 I would be happy to appoint you vice-chairman 381 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,627 'of The Gotham National Bank.' 382 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,228 Oh, dear me, yes. 383 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,731 Oh, that does appeal to my notorious sense of humor. 384 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,835 Ooh, vice-chairman of the board of the Gotham National Bank! 385 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,635 Ooh! 386 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,236 [laughing maniacally] 387 00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,604 Yes! Ooh! 388 00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:45,307 I have here a personally signed document.. 389 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:47,942 ...appointing you to the position 390 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:50,778 'I previously mentioned.' 391 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,512 But, before I give it to you 392 00:20:52,514 --> 00:20:56,983 I require proof that you'll deliver your end 393 00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:59,719 of this unhappy bargain. 394 00:20:59,853 --> 00:21:01,286 Proof? 395 00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:01,853 To wit. 396 00:21:01,855 --> 00:21:05,556 You get the document after you run off a sample 397 00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:10,360 of counterfeit on your press over there. 398 00:21:10,362 --> 00:21:11,961 [intense music] 399 00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:21,769 Josie, ink the rollers. I'll get the paper! 400 00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:22,669 Yes. 401 00:21:22,671 --> 00:21:25,605 [laughing maniacally] 402 00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:32,912 [transmitter beeps] 403 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:37,482 - Ready to roll! - Bingo! 404 00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:43,420 Hold it, Joker! 405 00:21:43,422 --> 00:21:44,988 You're under arrest! 406 00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:48,691 Great Scott! 407 00:21:48,693 --> 00:21:52,261 It's the junior half of the Dynamic Duo. 408 00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:53,528 Robin to Batman. 409 00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,396 'While on a routine anti-crime patrol' 410 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:58,899 'I've caught the joker. He's plotting with Bruce Wayne.' 411 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,333 Situation under control. 412 00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:03,803 No need for you to leave the Batcave, over and out. 413 00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:06,605 Is that so, Boy Wonder? 414 00:22:08,407 --> 00:22:12,676 Robots, give him a whimsical whammy! 415 00:22:14,412 --> 00:22:16,346 [instrumental music] 416 00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:44,339 [music continues] 417 00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:49,910 Oh, things look grim for our side, Mr. Whiteface. 418 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:53,013 Perhaps I should lend them a hand. 419 00:22:55,616 --> 00:22:58,985 You idiot. You're only getting in the way. 420 00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:17,469 [Joker laughing] 421 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:19,704 Oh, how delicious! 422 00:23:19,706 --> 00:23:24,575 The Boy Wonder about to be pressed flat into a comic book. 423 00:23:25,076 --> 00:23:26,810 Observe. 424 00:23:47,998 --> 00:23:49,798 Mr. Whiteface, this is murder. 425 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,800 Well, how true, Mr. Wayne. 426 00:23:51,802 --> 00:23:55,436 Yes, and just to ensure against a double-cross 427 00:23:55,438 --> 00:23:57,905 you will perform it. 428 00:23:57,907 --> 00:23:58,739 Never. 429 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:01,475 Boff, Yock, seize him. 430 00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:05,445 Yes, force his hand on the lever. 431 00:24:05,447 --> 00:24:08,915 Gosh, what an ugly twist of fate. 432 00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:11,450 Indignity of indignities! 433 00:24:11,452 --> 00:24:15,053 Robin printed into a comic book! 434 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,924 Bruce Wayne, his old chum's killer? 435 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:23,860 For the crushing finale, tune in tomorrow! 436 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:28,898 Same Bat-time, Same Bat-channel! 437 00:24:33,403 --> 00:24:34,836 [theme music] 438 00:24:35,838 --> 00:24:37,705 ¶ Batman 439 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,974 ¶ Batman 440 00:24:42,109 --> 00:24:43,976 ¶ Batman 441 00:24:45,445 --> 00:24:47,112 ¶ Batman 442 00:24:48,581 --> 00:24:50,014 ¶ Batman 443 00:24:50,016 --> 00:24:51,548 ¶ Batman 444 00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:53,616 ¶ Batman 445 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,584 ¶ Batman 446 00:24:56,586 --> 00:24:57,952 ¶ Batman 447 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,787 ¶ Batman 448 00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:08,195 ¶ Na na na na na na na na na ¶ 449 00:25:08,197 --> 00:25:11,598 ¶ Batman