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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
When last we saw
Batman and Robin
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there were locked
in to suits of armor
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and about to be pressed
in to paper weights
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by a giant hydraulic crusher.
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In just one moment we'll see
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the crunching finish
of our adventure.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[crackling]
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[dramatic music]
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Batman, Robin.
How did you get in there?
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Penguin evidently loaded us
in to one of your scrap trucks.
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But of course you couldn't
have known that.
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How did you manage to stay
alive inside that crusher?
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It develops 100,000 pounds
of pressure.
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Fortunately we were able
to reach our utility belts
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where we always keep our
emergency Bat-airpumps
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to pump up
the Batmobiles tires.
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You mean, you countered
the hydraulic pressure
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with air pressure?
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As the crusher increased
its pressure
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it automatically increased
the counter air pressure
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we're able to maintain
a small safety space
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inside this scrap metal cocoon.
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It's lucky
you think fast, Batman.
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Or both of you would've
ended up as paper weights.
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Obviously that's
what penguin intended
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when he put us inside
your scrap truck.
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I think, it's time
we scrapped him.
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I think so too, Robin.
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I think so too.
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[Penguin quacking]
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Now, let's get the priceless
armor in to the safe.
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Why do we have to put her
in to the safe?
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Don't you trust us?
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You got anymore
stupid questions?
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- No, boss.
- Alright, then close it off.
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And lock it, fink.
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Oh, where is that dizzy filly
of soul and dizzier aunt?
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I'm not so sure, I like
being called dizzy, darling.
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And I'm not sure
I like all those bumpkins
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cluttering up my nice cave.
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And where have you two
been all this time?
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Why out looking
for old toads, darling.
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You did say you wanted
one of Aunt Hilda's potion.
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Absolutely essential.
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It's a grand finale to our
diabolical caper.
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Well, I don't know
if I'll make it for you.
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Barging in here
like a rude gang of rowdies.
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Oh, don't be angry,
Aunt Hilda.
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After all Penguin
has no place else to go.
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No, auntie, you wouldn't
want a poor, homeless bird
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thrown out in the street,
would you?
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[quacking]
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You're lucky,
I'm soft hearted.
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Run along, darling,
and make your potion.
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Pengy and I want to talk.
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Hmm.
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Frankly, Pengy,
I don't see why
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you need Aunt Hilda's
love potion
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to break into this
subtreasury building.
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Why? Because those guards are as
dangerous as sharks, that's why.
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There's 10 million dollars worth
of gold in that subtreasury.
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Why don't you just
use the suits of armor?
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Well, no. That worked once.
It won't a second time. No.
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We need your aunt's
famous love potion
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to-to mobilize the guard.
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But once we are inside
the vault, then what?
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You need a railroad train
to move that gold.
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Once we get inside
we'll use the plans
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I stole from the Hexagon.
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[laughing]
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Oh, dear.
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My lizards are gone.
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Gone?
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They must have escaped.
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Unless those thugs ate them.
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That's hardly likely, darling.
Are the lizards essential?
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Not as essentials
as the toad.
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But the potion
won't be as strong.
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It has to work,
we can't take chances.
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Now-now don't get yourself
in a stew, Pengy.
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I think I'll give
the potion a little help.
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How?
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You've heard of my famous dance
of the seven veils, haven't you?
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Well, with my dance
and Aunt Hilda's potion
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we'll have an unbeatable
combination.
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That's swindler.
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Throwing the Dynamic Duo
in to a scrap truck.
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I'd like to throw him
to a scrap pile.
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Rot pile, would be
more appropriate, Chief O'Hara
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since there's one
at Gotham State Prison.
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Unfortunately this won't
get back the medieval armor
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or the military papers he stole
from the Hexagon Chamber.
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According to General McGruder,
Batman, when the Penguin
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broken in to the room Z
at the Hexagon
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all he took was some old plans
dating from World War II.
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With all the top secret
documents in that room
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Penguin just took some
outdated plans?
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That's right. Now, what would
he want with them?
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Did General McGruder say,
what plan were taken?
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No those plans were taken off
the inventory list years ago.
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It'll take the army
many years to check back
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and find out which ones
were stored there.
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But it only took the army hours
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to supply us with those
special metal piercing bullets.
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In case, if Penguin try to use
those chainmail suit again.
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I'm sure Penguin
won't try that trick again.
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But the problem is to decide
which trick he will try.
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And where will he strike.
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And how do we get back
that priceless armor?
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And on top of everything else
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the police switch board
is flooded with calls
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about hundreds of lizards
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running around the Murray Park
section of Gotham City.
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- Lizards, Chief O'Hara?
- That's right, Batman.
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And weird ones they were too.
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Robin, do lizards
ring any bells for you?
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Marsha's, Aunt Hilda!
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I suggest we take a trip
to the Murray Park section.
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Meanwhile, in the basement
of the subtreasury building
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ten million dollars
worth of gold bullion
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is being carefully guarded.
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Boy, this sure is a boring job.
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Nothing ever happens
around here.
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Yeah, it's pretty routine.
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How'd ever think of breaking
in to a subtreasury?
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That gold's too heavy
to move anywhere.
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[instrumental music]
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Do you hear anything?
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Yeah.
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[music continues]
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Hey, you there,
put your hands up.
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[music continues]
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[laughing]
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That should take care
of them for a while.
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Alright, finks.
Bring that stuff in here.
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Quick. Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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[quacking]
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Come on, come on.
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[laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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At least 20 people reported
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seeing lizards come out
of this manhole, Batman.
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Yes, Robin,
and I think we'll find
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what we want
at the other end of it.
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[dramatic music]
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[intense music]
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There's no honor
among thieves, Robin.
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Batman and Robin,
how did you get in here?
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Put the Bat-cuffs
on him, Robin.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, you'll never crack
that safe, Batman.
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Just put your hands in these
and cut the comments.
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[clanging]
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You did it!
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It's not difficult if you have
a steady nerves and a good ear.
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Qualities destroyed
by the tenor of criminal life.
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Oh, the laughs on you, Batman.
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That's nothing compared
to the hole he's getting now.
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- And what's that?
- 'Well, he's..'
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Oh, no. You know, Batman.
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I might steal,
but I don't squeal.
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And like the Penguin
said, after this caper
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Gotham City is going
to be in the soup.
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Thank you.
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You've just told me
where Penguin is.
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What?
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Clip his cuffs
to the safe door, Robin.
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While we make a fast trip.
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How did that hood's remark,
tell you where Penguin is?
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It wasn't what he said, Robin,
but what Penguin had said.
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You mean, about being
in the soup.
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Knowing the Penguin's twisted
mind he could mean only thing.
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- Soup?
- Name a few, Robin.
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- Chowder.
- Hmm.
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- Stew.
- Hmm.
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- Ragu.
- Hmm.
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- Bouillabaisse.
- Hmm.
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Bouillon.
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Bullion!
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Exactly, old chum. Bullion.
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Penguin is undoubtedly
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at the federal subtreasury
at this very moment.
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And I better call, Chief O'Hara.
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[instrumental music]
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(in unison)
Four.
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(both)
Five.
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Hurry, up.
Hurry, up.
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[quacking]
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[music continues]
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How much longer
is Penguin gonna take?
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I'm down to two veils.
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I'm just getting
warmed up, darling'
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(in unison)
Six!
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Good. That's the last of it.
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[music continues]
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Come on, Aunt Hilda,
let's go.
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Oh, really, dearie?
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- Really.
- Oh.
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- Oh, no, Marsha, don't go.
- No, Marsha, we adore you.
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We-we won't let you
out of our sight.
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That's very sweet, darling.
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But I really must be going.
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- No.
- No.
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Here, dear.
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A little something
to remember me by.
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Come on, auntie.
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[dramatic music]
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It's an excellent performance.
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Your audience is still
spellbound.
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Good thing you
finished, darling.
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I was beginning to run out
of veils and love potion.
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[laughing]
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Batman! How did that fink
get off the scrapheap?
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Never mind that now, darling,
We'll be on the scrapheap
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unless we beat him
into the vault.
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There they are, Robin.
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Auf wiedersehen.
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We missed 'em.
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On the contrary, Robin.
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We didn't miss them at all.
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I see, what you mean, Batman.
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He's got the gold,
but we've got him.
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- Are we too late, Batman?
- No, chief, we're just in time.
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Where's Penguin?
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[O'Hara laughing]
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That's beautiful, Batman.
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What an ironic end
for that crook.
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But, he never should have gotten
in here in the first place.
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- Have you got them, Batman?
- Yes, commissioner.
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And this time I don't think
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there's much chance of them
slipping through our fingers.
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Not through three feet of steel,
there isn't.
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Did you send some men
to that cave?
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Yes, Batman, we've recovered
the chainmail armor.
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And it won't be long before
we were recover Penguin.
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It's only enough air in that
vault to last a couple of hours.
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I can't wait to get me
mitts on that cackling bird.
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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It's been six hours, Batman.
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How are they breathing
inside there?
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Aah!
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00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:29,451
[instrumental music]
256
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,156
How much longer?
257
00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:39,025
It's gonna take a while
yet, Pengy. It's a big job.
258
00:14:39,027 --> 00:14:43,362
Don't worry, we can stay
in here as long as we want.
259
00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:48,100
Only thing is I keep having
to listen that I'll go straight.
260
00:14:48,102 --> 00:14:49,101
Can't you make her stop?
261
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:53,438
Aunt Hilda, gets nervous
in closed rooms, darling.
262
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,173
This keeps her occupied.
263
00:14:55,175 --> 00:14:57,275
Uh, not worth the price.
264
00:14:57,277 --> 00:14:59,977
Why don't you try
biting your nails?
265
00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:03,880
Penguin could have carried
tanks of compressed fresh air
266
00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:04,513
inside with him.
267
00:15:04,515 --> 00:15:07,215
But that's not what worries me.
268
00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:08,182
What then, Batman?
269
00:15:08,184 --> 00:15:10,083
Why, commissioner.
Why?
270
00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:15,588
Why did Penguin let us
trap him...so easily?
271
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:18,290
I'm sure it has something
to do with those plans
272
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,059
he stole from the hexagon.
Whatever they are.
273
00:15:21,061 --> 00:15:23,628
But, he couldn't
possibly escape, Batman.
274
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,063
Even if he blew
a hole in the wall
275
00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:27,597
I've got 200 men
stationed outside.
276
00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:31,167
I'm sure that you and your
fine force of men in blue
277
00:15:31,169 --> 00:15:33,569
can handle anything in the realm
of the ordinary, chief.
278
00:15:33,571 --> 00:15:37,406
But I have a hunch Penguin
is cooking up something
279
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,040
quite out of the ordinary.
280
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:43,177
Robin, do you have your
Bat-sound amplifier with you?
281
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:45,412
Sure, Batman.
282
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,521
Holy stereo!
Listen to this.
283
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,422
[clanging]
284
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:00,891
[instrumental music]
285
00:16:01,158 --> 00:16:05,060
(man on TV)
'This is the third day that
Penguin and his henchmen'
286
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:07,996
'have been hold up inside
the subtreasury vault.
287
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,063
'Commissioner Gordon..'
288
00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:10,597
Three days, Alfred?
289
00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:12,231
Imagine that.
290
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:15,267
What can he be doing
inside there?
291
00:16:15,269 --> 00:16:17,936
I imagine that our law
enforcement agencies
292
00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,404
are asking the same
question, madam.
293
00:16:19,406 --> 00:16:22,940
What could that mangy creature
he be doing in there?
294
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,107
I wish I knew, chief.
295
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,942
And what's he doing for food?
296
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,143
I wish I knew, commissioner.
297
00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:30,279
- And what's he--
- I wish I knew, Robin.
298
00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:33,114
Pass the paprika, dearie.
299
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:36,650
[instrumental music]
300
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:39,919
Mmm.
301
00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:44,957
This is the best batch of toad
stew I've ever made.
302
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:48,026
Somehow I don't think
the men are too enthusiastic
303
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,294
about your cuisine, darling.
304
00:16:50,296 --> 00:16:51,528
I don't see why not.
305
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:56,666
Do you know how much Vitamin B
there is in the average toad?
306
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:57,967
No.
307
00:16:57,969 --> 00:17:01,236
Just twice the daily
minimum requirement.
308
00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:02,937
Well, what's for dinner tonight?
309
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,204
I'm starved.
310
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,638
Let me see.
311
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,972
Oh!
312
00:17:06,974 --> 00:17:09,674
Uh, not again.
Can't you cook anything else?
313
00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:12,109
Do you have any idea
how much Vitamin B
314
00:17:12,111 --> 00:17:16,146
there's in the average
toad, darling?
315
00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:18,614
[dramatic music]
316
00:17:19,315 --> 00:17:22,250
I have a feeling that Penguin
317
00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:24,952
will make his move very soon.
318
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:28,055
Oh, whatever it is, Batman,
we are ready for it.
319
00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:30,490
I'd like to check outside
of the building again
320
00:17:30,492 --> 00:17:34,026
to be prepared
for every eventuality.
321
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,561
Well, Pengy, we're finished.
322
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:38,662
Finished?
323
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:41,097
Well, let me see.
324
00:17:41,099 --> 00:17:42,631
Let me see.
325
00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,065
[gasps]
326
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:47,435
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
327
00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:50,304
That Batman thought he had
me all wrapped up.
328
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:53,640
That should teach
that caped cod fish something.
329
00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:58,378
Never count your penguins
before they're latched.
330
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,546
[laughing]
331
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,515
[dramatic music]
332
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,750
Everything looks
shipshape, Batman.
333
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,752
Yes, even if he blows
through the wall
334
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,420
we'll nail him before
he goes ten feet.
335
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,223
Yes, it would seem that way.
But I am stilled worried.
336
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,225
[engine revving]
Listen.
337
00:18:17,428 --> 00:18:19,729
What's that noise?
338
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,233
Holy armadillos!
339
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,468
[explosion]
340
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,269
Take cover.
341
00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,437
[dramatic music]
342
00:18:31,239 --> 00:18:32,305
A solid gold tank.
343
00:18:32,307 --> 00:18:35,641
So those were the plans
Penguin stole from the hexagon.
344
00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:36,575
Yes it all makes sense now.
345
00:18:36,577 --> 00:18:40,211
He set up his film company to
steal the armor from the museum.
346
00:18:40,213 --> 00:18:42,546
Use the armor to steal
the plan from hexagon.
347
00:18:42,548 --> 00:18:45,248
And use the plans
to build a solid gold tank.
348
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,816
And now he's
invulnerable, Batman.
349
00:18:46,818 --> 00:18:48,651
No one is invulnerable,
commissioner.
350
00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:49,551
Not even inside a tank.
351
00:18:49,553 --> 00:18:55,323
I'll stop that mangy bird, if
it's the last thing I ever do.
352
00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,291
What's Chief O'Hara, up to?
353
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:58,892
Chief O'Hara!
354
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:01,794
[dramatic music]
355
00:19:02,395 --> 00:19:03,461
He's blocked the tank.
356
00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:05,596
But he'll be crushed
like a walnut.
357
00:19:05,598 --> 00:19:07,497
The brave fool.
358
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,800
[dramatic music]
359
00:19:12,268 --> 00:19:13,735
[crash]
360
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,542
No.
361
00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:23,443
[Penguin laughing]
362
00:19:26,313 --> 00:19:30,182
- Chief O'Hara!
- Quickly, help me with this.
363
00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:36,220
Watch it, Batman.
364
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:39,456
[instrumental music]
365
00:19:40,157 --> 00:19:41,357
- Good heavens, chief.
- Never..
366
00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,526
Never thought I'd see
your face again, Batman.
367
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,327
That was a brave gesture,
Chief O'Hara.
368
00:19:46,329 --> 00:19:50,798
Oh, we need more than gestures
to stop that fiend.
369
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,765
Quickly to the Batmobile.
370
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:55,668
- Are you alright, chief?
- Look, what he done to me.
371
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:59,271
[dramatic music]
372
00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:05,843
[theme music]
373
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:08,244
[quacking]
374
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:12,848
How does it feel riding around
in 20 million dollars, Marsha?
375
00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:15,217
The springs aren't
very good, darling.
376
00:20:15,219 --> 00:20:18,420
Springs, every bolt
of this machine
377
00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:20,822
is worth a car load of springs.
378
00:20:20,824 --> 00:20:21,856
[explosion]
379
00:20:21,858 --> 00:20:23,424
Who's firing the gun?
380
00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:27,528
It must be Aunt Hilda.
She loves loud noises.
381
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,897
[explosion]
382
00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:32,531
Stop that.
383
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,465
Those shells are solid gold.
384
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:37,402
Every time she fires
that cannon cost $50,000.
385
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,271
Oh, let her have
some fun, Pengy.
386
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,972
After all you're
a millionaire now.
387
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,376
Even a millionaire blinks
at $50,000.
388
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,810
[explosion]
389
00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:49,611
Whee!
390
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:51,912
[dramatic music]
391
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,446
[explosion]
392
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:54,246
(Hilda)
'Whee!'
393
00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:57,515
We should be able to intercept
them at the next crossroads.
394
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:01,552
Roger. But what do we do
when we intercept?
395
00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:05,222
Can you handle the Bat-zooka?
396
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,992
The Bat-zooka?
I forget all about it.
397
00:21:09,326 --> 00:21:11,327
You bet I can handle it, Batman.
398
00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:13,629
I hope your aim is good.
399
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,433
They're not even following us.
They knew it was hopeless.
400
00:21:18,435 --> 00:21:22,503
Even Batman and Robin
were smart enough to see that.
401
00:21:22,505 --> 00:21:23,704
Looks like Batman and Robin
402
00:21:23,706 --> 00:21:26,406
weren't so smart after all,
darling.
403
00:21:26,408 --> 00:21:27,740
Hmm?
404
00:21:27,742 --> 00:21:28,941
[theme music]
405
00:21:28,943 --> 00:21:30,876
Whoa! We'll blow 'em to bits.
406
00:21:30,878 --> 00:21:34,913
Sound general quarters.
Batten the hatches.
407
00:21:34,915 --> 00:21:36,948
Dive! Dive.
408
00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:41,351
[intense music]
409
00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:49,891
[tires screeching]
410
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,796
[explosion]
411
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,672
[dramatic music]
412
00:22:09,343 --> 00:22:10,910
[clanging]
413
00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,845
Easy, Robin.
414
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:18,015
It's a low-down,
unhanded trick.
415
00:22:18,483 --> 00:22:21,284
We're unfoiled again.
416
00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:23,452
It's exasperating.
417
00:22:23,454 --> 00:22:25,921
Oh, be a good loser, darling.
418
00:22:25,923 --> 00:22:27,589
Page from your
own book, huh, Penguin?
419
00:22:27,591 --> 00:22:32,293
(Penguin)
It's your fault.
Wasting those golden shells.
420
00:22:32,295 --> 00:22:34,361
Be quite, dearie.
421
00:22:34,363 --> 00:22:36,830
Or I'll turn you in to a toad.
422
00:22:36,832 --> 00:22:37,664
Should I, Batman?
423
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,366
Thank you, we have
other plans for Penguin.
424
00:22:40,368 --> 00:22:42,434
You know, darling,
it really is a shame.
425
00:22:42,436 --> 00:22:45,470
You and I could have had
a marvelous career in movies.
426
00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:46,904
(Batman)
'I'm afraid your movie career'
427
00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:52,075
will be interrupted
for quite a while, Marsha.
428
00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:54,577
[quacking]
429
00:23:00,617 --> 00:23:04,353
[instrumental music]
430
00:23:09,092 --> 00:23:12,994
It was very nice of Batman
to donate Penguin's film
431
00:23:12,996 --> 00:23:16,897
to the Wayne Federation
of Boys Clubs.
432
00:23:16,899 --> 00:23:19,399
I'm sure the boys will enjoy it.
433
00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:21,467
Too bad Penguin and Marsha,
can't see it.
434
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:23,535
Some how I doubt
if they'd want to, Dick.
435
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:25,737
Besides by the time
they get out of prison
436
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:29,474
this film will probably
be on the late show.
437
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,008
[all laughing]
438
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,378
Whatever happened
to that weird old lady
439
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,113
who was related to Marsha?
440
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:36,913
Aunt Hilda?
441
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,749
She's back at her old post
teaching her cooking class
442
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,619
at the Bruce Wayne school
of home economics, Aunt Harriet.
443
00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:45,954
She never would have
left in the first place
444
00:23:45,956 --> 00:23:50,725
if they hadn't been
for niece Marsha.
445
00:23:50,892 --> 00:23:52,692
[dramatic music]
446
00:23:52,893 --> 00:23:58,898
You know, Bruce, I think,
Batman is quite a good actor.
447
00:24:04,037 --> 00:24:07,773
Oh, my, he's very romantic.
448
00:24:07,775 --> 00:24:11,977
I think Batman would appreciate
your compliment, Aunt Harriet.
449
00:24:11,979 --> 00:24:18,416
Well, perhaps, Batman has
some show business in his blood.
450
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,485
Hmm. Don't we all, sir?
451
00:24:21,487 --> 00:24:23,386
'Don't we all?'
452
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,024
Next week John Astin
453
00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:32,727
as the Riddler
battles Batman.
454
00:24:35,497 --> 00:24:36,930
[theme music]
455
00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:39,999
¶ Batman
456
00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:43,502
¶ Batman
457
00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:46,504
¶ Batman
458
00:24:47,639 --> 00:24:49,673
¶ Batman
459
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:55,544
¶ Batman Batman Batman
460
00:24:56,812 --> 00:25:01,882
¶ Batman Batman Batman
461
00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:10,490
¶ Na na na na na
462
00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:13,493
¶ Batman