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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
When whilst we saw
the Dynamic Duo
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they were
in The Penguin's catapult
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about to be launched
over Gotham City
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and land like a pair
of squashed tomatoes
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with Penguin's cameras set
to record their horrible death.
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We'll back in 60 seconds
with the smashing climax.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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Holy cliffhangers, Batman.
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Aren't you gonna
try to get loose?
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What's the cube root
of Pi, Robin?
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At a time like this?
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Never mind,
I just remembered it.
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'What are you doing?'
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We're about to be launched
across Gotham City.
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Exactly, Robin.
I'm computing our trajectory.
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According to my computations,
we should land about 30 yards
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south of the intersection of
Mulberry and the Seventh Street.
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And only the blotter
to soak up our remains.
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As you'll recall, Robin
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I spent last week testing
the remote control unit
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in the Batmobile.
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Do you still have that gadget
strapped to your wrist?
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Fortunately, yes, I forgot
to give it the acid test.
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[dramatic music]
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I've started it.
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Now to program it to proceed
to Mulberry and Seventh Street.
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(both)
30 yards south.
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Hurry, Batman, in few seconds
we'll be in mid-air!
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That's it, Robin.
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Now, let's hope..
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...the Batmobile
will get there..
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...before we do.
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[dramatic music]
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[instrumental music]
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Holy zaborid, Batman.
It's raining down there.
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[music continues]
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[tires screeching]
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All that time we spent
on the remote control activator
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really reaped
dividends, Robin.
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I'll say, Batman,
remind me to give the Batmobile
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an extra quart of oil next time.
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We have to get our hands
on a certain oily bird.
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We should see Commissioner
Gordon and Chief O'Hara at once.
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[dramatic music]
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[tires screeching]
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The nerve of that vulture.
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We'll catapult him right
behind bars where he belongs.
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We'll put him there
eventually, Chief O'Hara
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but not just yet.
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Not yet?
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He tried to smash the two of you
like a pair of ripe tomatoes.
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(Batman)
'Unfortunately, he still has'
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'the museum's priceless
chainmail armor.'
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Made in the 15th century
by the great Bienvenuto Violini
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out of a special alloy
he also invented.
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Batman is right, Chief O'Hara.
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If we put Penguin
behind bars now
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we'll never see
that armor again.
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And it could be hidden
in a thousand places.
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How are we going to find it?
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'I'm not so sure
that stealing the armor'
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'is Penguin's overall plan,
commissioner.'
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It could be just a side caper.
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I think the first step
might be for Robin and me
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to resume our acting careers.
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You mean back to
lights, camera, action?
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Exactly, Robin.
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That way we can get a clue
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as to where
Penguin stashed the armor.
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He'll be suspicious, Batman.
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'I hope he is, Chief O'Hara.'
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Suspicion
often provides...surprises.
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And so, my caped canaries
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you have survived your
little flight through space
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'and now you'd like to rejoin
my film company, huh?'
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[Penguin quacking]
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Do you take me for a fool?
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We're willing to
forgive and forget, Penguin
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and help you finish the film.
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You don't fool me,
dynamic double-talker.
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There's some hideously honest
motive behind all this.
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You're trying to trick me?
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Quack! Out of my office.
Quick. Out, out!
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I'm sorry you feel
that way, Penguin.
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'If you're not out
of my office in 10 seconds'
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I'll call my bouncers, and
you'll really know how I feel.
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Move, move!
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'And keep moving,
you cupcake crusaders.'
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'You dynamic dingbats.'
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Move, and stay out!
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[dramatic music]
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This is terrible, Robin.
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I don't know
what I'll do now.
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You'll get
over it, Batman.
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No, I won't.
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Old chum, I've been
bitten by the bug.
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- Showbiz?
- Yes.
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Yes, it's in my blood now.
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'I wanna get
in front of those cameras.'
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'I wanna see my name in lights.'
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Batman.
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Headlines in the movie
trade papers.
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'Big premieres,
Academy Awards..'
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I'm afraid I've got
it bad, Robin baby.
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The smell of the grease paint,
the roar of the crowd..
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'I'd do anything to get back
in front of those cameras.'
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Oh, the Batman has show business
in his blood, huh?
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A beautiful chance
to bait those two pigeons
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in a Penguin pie.
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[dramatic music]
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Now watch things, Mac.
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[music continues]
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I've changed my mind,
Batman.
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I've decided you can act
in my film after all.
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You'll never know
how much I appreciate this.
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It's nothing. I was once
a struggling young actor myself.
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Here's the second part
of the script.
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Look it over carefully.
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- Penguin..
- Huh?
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...I'll never forget this.
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I'll say you won't.
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[instrumental music]
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Meanwhile, in an isolated
section of Gotham Central Park
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Marsha and her Aunt Hilda
are looking for elderly toads
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for Aunt Hilda's evil potion.
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Aunt Hilda,
what's wrong with that one?
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'He's too young, dearie.'
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My potion requires
a very old toad.
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How could you tell
their age anyway?
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There are ways, dearie.
There are ways.
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Well, how long are we
going to have to wait?
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'Last time I waited two weeks.'
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Oh, that's just dandy.
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Have you ever
considered knitting, dearie?
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Wonderful pastime.
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Perhaps you should try and knit
us a few old toads, darling.
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[intense music]
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[tires screeching]
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[music continues]
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A great acting job, Batman.
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You could run for
senator, or governor.
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Thank you, Robin.
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Who knows? Perhaps I
do have a little touch
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of show business in my blood.
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Holy history. Penguin's gone
from Rome to the middle ages.
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The second part of the script
is set in medieval England.
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It doesn't surprise me, Robin.
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Criminal mind is
characteristically
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erratic and unstable.
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And gullible.
He fell for that act of yours
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hook, line and sinker.
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Needless to say, old chum
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I don't like having to resort
too such mendacity.
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But considering
the circumstances
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I think it was justified.
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And considering
we still don't know his plan.
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Precisely.
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[dramatic music]
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[instrumental music]
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Ha ha ha! That's right, Batman.
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You stick with me,
I'll make a star out of you.
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Don't worry...Penguin.
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I'll stick with you, alright.
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[laughing]
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These suits aren't part of
the museum collection are they?
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No, Robin.
This is quite ordinary armor.
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All set?
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Ready when
you give the word, Pengy.
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Consider it given.
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I sure don't like
being in this thing.
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I can hardly move.
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'Nor can I, Robin.'
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But we must make Penguin
think we're cooperating.
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At least until we get some hints
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as to where
he's hidden the museum armor.
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And this kind of risk
is part of our job
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as crime fighters.
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Batman and Robin.
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We're all ready.
Come here.
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[music continues]
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[laughing]
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It's a magnet, Batman.
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Try to wrench
yourself free, Robin.
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Don't bother, Batman.
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That magnet
has a 2 ton pull.
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It'll take a locomotive
to wrench you free.
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You underhanded weasel!
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Thanks for the compliment,
boy bigmouth.
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Alright, men, hoist away.
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Well, Batman, you said you
wanted to stick with me
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'and I've arranged
to have you stuck.'
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I've also arranged
to have you demolished later.
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But right now,
I have an appointment
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with General McGruder
at the Hexagon.
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'It seems the general also has
the yen to be a movie actor.'
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Would you like to see
that priceless armor?
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Would you like that, huh?
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Alright, front and forward..
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[Penguin laughing]
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'My own armor division.'
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'Von Pengy's Blitzkrieg.'
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Just wait 'til I get through
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with those armchair generals
at the Hexagon.
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Forward march.
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One, two, three, four.
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'One, two, three,
quack, quack..'
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Holy catastrophes, Batman!
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I'd sooner see the Russians
in the Hexagon than Penguin.
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We must stop him, Robin.
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The generals at the Hexagon
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are capable men but they're
trained in open warfare
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not the devious kind
that Penguin practices.
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See if you can find some kind of
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loose joint or...fitting.
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We must get out of these things.
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[dramatic music]
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The army is always happy
to cooperate
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with the motion picture
industry, Mr. Penguin.
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Always happy.
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The Penguin is always happy
to cooperate with the army
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General McGruder.
It's a pleasure.
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You, uh, did say
that there might be
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a little part
in the picture for me.
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A little part, sir?
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For a man of your acting ability
there is a colossal part.
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It is two lines longer
than Hamlet, sir.
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Hamlet? Well..
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Then you do think
I have some acting ability, huh?
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I think all generals do, sir.
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I think it's part of their
equipment. Like, uh..
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...like gills on a fish.
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- 'Agreed?'
- True.
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'If I may say so, sir'
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I think you have far more
than the average.
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Ability, sir, not gills.
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[both laughing]
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I'm glad to hear you
say that, Mr. Penguin.
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You see, I'm due
to retire next year and..
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Next year? Would you turn your
head to one side, please.
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- 'Huh?'
- Just turn your head a little.
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Oh, oh.
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'Oh, that is magnificent.
That profile.'
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Tsk tsk. I'm sure, sir,
as an army man you understand
259
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,033
the importance
of winning battles.
260
00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:10,336
'Well, in Hollywood, sir,
a profile like yours'
261
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:11,203
is half the battle.
262
00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:14,472
So when you retire
do not sign with anybody else.
263
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,441
Because Penguin productions
is prepared to offer you
264
00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:22,345
an exclusive
five year contract. Agreed?
265
00:14:22,347 --> 00:14:25,147
You have my word on it,
Mr. Penguin.
266
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:28,917
Good. If you don't mind I
have to get on with my film.
267
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:32,854
I have a very tight
shooting schedule, sir.
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00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:35,422
Major Beasley.
269
00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:41,560
Yes, sir.
270
00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:44,062
Mr. Penguin is shooting
a very important film.
271
00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:47,265
'I want you to give him
your utmost cooperation.'
272
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:47,999
Of course, sir.
273
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:50,267
(Penguin)
'If you two gentlemen
have no objection'
274
00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:53,303
I'd like to shoot
the first scene in room X.
275
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:56,005
Room X. But, sir Room X is--
276
00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:58,374
- That chin!
- What?
277
00:14:58,376 --> 00:15:00,542
You see that chin, general?
278
00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:02,477
It is magnificent.
279
00:15:03,412 --> 00:15:04,078
Ha!
280
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,014
It works from either side.
281
00:15:07,016 --> 00:15:07,514
Now tell me..
282
00:15:07,516 --> 00:15:10,884
- When do you retire, major?
- In about five years, why?
283
00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:14,254
I want you to promise me not
to sign with any other producer.
284
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:18,358
'Because Penguin Productions
is willing to offer you'
285
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,893
an exclusive five year contract.
286
00:15:20,895 --> 00:15:22,461
Oh, my goodness..
287
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:25,196
I thought you were
going to sign me
288
00:15:25,198 --> 00:15:27,164
to a five year contract.
289
00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:28,365
Did I say that, general?
290
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:31,234
- Yes.
- 'I must be out of my mind.'
291
00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:35,304
We want you
for a ten year contract.
292
00:15:36,339 --> 00:15:37,305
Now, about Room X..
293
00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:41,909
I, uh, think that
might be arranged. Huh, major?
294
00:15:41,911 --> 00:15:44,444
Oh, yes, sir. Of course, sir.
Oh, I agree, sir.
295
00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:49,315
I knew it. I knew the army
would never let me down.
296
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,484
[instrumental music]
297
00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:59,522
Well, from the way
you two gentlemen talked
298
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:02,391
I thought this room would be
full of top secrets.
299
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:05,227
It looks like a perfectly
ordinary room to me.
300
00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:06,661
Oh, it's quite ordinary, sir.
301
00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:08,529
But Room X connects with Room Y.
302
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:12,266
And Room Y
connects with Room Z.
303
00:16:12,268 --> 00:16:13,500
And inside Room Z, we have--
304
00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:16,402
- I think that's enough, major.
- Yes, sir. Sorry about that.
305
00:16:16,404 --> 00:16:20,038
Alright, I better get started.
May I call my finks...
306
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,040
I mean my crew in now?
307
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:23,274
Why, certainly, certainly.
308
00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:25,276
Alright crew,
come on in.
309
00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:27,678
[dramatic music]
310
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,081
I-I don't understand
this, Mr. Penguin.
311
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,016
Sorry, general,
that's show business.
312
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,952
Alright, men, Room Z
is the one we want.
313
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,586
Through that door.
314
00:16:37,588 --> 00:16:40,589
(McGruder)
'Stop! Stop!'
315
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,624
They're heading for Room Z.
316
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,325
Beasley, call the cavalry.
317
00:16:44,327 --> 00:16:47,461
Sir, we haven't had
any cavalry since 1910.
318
00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:48,595
No. Well, call the army.
319
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:51,431
- Yes, sir.
- Sir, we are the army.
320
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,632
Well, get some men up here!
321
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:56,636
- Don't just stand there.
- Yes, sir. Men, men. Men!
322
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:59,638
[dramatic music]
323
00:17:02,575 --> 00:17:04,075
Room Z at last.
324
00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:05,109
Watch the door, boys.
325
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,044
I'll find
the little item we want.
326
00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:09,379
Then we'll get out of here.
327
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:20,189
Remember the Alamo, McGruder.
Remember Custer.
328
00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:21,657
No, no, let's forget Custer.
329
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:25,027
Remember Grant, and Lee
and Teddy Roosevelt
330
00:17:25,029 --> 00:17:26,661
charging up San Juan Hill.
331
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:30,998
That's it. Remember
Teddy Roosevelt.
332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,466
Beasley, where are those men?
333
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:36,269
Right here, sir.
Come on men, hurry.
334
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:39,038
Alright men, this is it.
335
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,739
Fix bayonets.
336
00:17:40,741 --> 00:17:43,274
Now we're going to
charge up that hill..
337
00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:46,644
Through that door
and capture the enemy.
338
00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:49,747
Alright men? Charge!
339
00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:58,455
[dramatic music]
340
00:17:58,589 --> 00:18:02,625
'Fire if you must, men,
but protect your leader.'
341
00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:04,727
[gunfire]
342
00:18:05,095 --> 00:18:09,231
Their chain armor seems to be
impervious to our lead.
343
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:11,733
After them, men. Charge!
344
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:14,368
[dramatic music]
345
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,276
Gosh, Batman. There are
no chinks in this armor.
346
00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:24,176
No.
347
00:18:24,178 --> 00:18:27,646
But I happened to find
a loose fastening, Robin.
348
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,181
- You can get out of your suit?
- No, Robin.
349
00:18:30,183 --> 00:18:34,018
But remember this magnet
is powered by electricity.
350
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,320
Phew. What good
does that do us?
351
00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:39,423
It depends on how
good my aim is.
352
00:18:39,425 --> 00:18:45,429
And whether someone left
that empty lamp plugged in.
353
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,797
That's an impossible
shot, Batman.
354
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:52,268
That's a negative
attitude, Robin.
355
00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:55,103
[intense music]
356
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:58,438
Holy bullseye, Batman!
357
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,708
[music continues]
358
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:04,809
Beautiful, Batman.
359
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,312
You shorted the fuse and cut off
the power to the magnet.
360
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,248
No time to congratulate
ourselves, Robin.
361
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,750
We must get down
to the Hexagon.
362
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:14,484
In these things?
363
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,488
We can't waste precious minutes
getting out of them.
364
00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:24,561
[dramatic music]
365
00:19:27,798 --> 00:19:29,565
Quack, quack, quack.
366
00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:36,371
[engine revving]
367
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:40,174
Shoot for their tires.
368
00:19:40,508 --> 00:19:43,209
[gunfire]
369
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:45,544
Well, they got away, sir.
370
00:19:45,546 --> 00:19:46,878
We have no choice,
Beasley.
371
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,614
- Call the air force.
- Yes, sir.
372
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,850
Sir. Sir, I think we
may have something
373
00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:55,185
better than the air force.
374
00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:58,855
[tires screeching]
375
00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:01,224
The Dynamic Duo,
thank heavens.
376
00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:03,793
What are you doing
in that armor, Batman?
377
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,761
It's a long story, major.
378
00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:06,495
Never mind.
379
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,896
The Penguin penetrated Room Z
380
00:20:07,898 --> 00:20:10,832
and made of with..
With who knows what.
381
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:15,269
Whatever it is, we'll do
our best to get it back.
382
00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:18,738
[dramatic music]
383
00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:20,973
They may not be
the air force, major
384
00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:25,410
but they're the closest thing
to it in Gotham City.
385
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:27,979
Yes, they are, sir.
386
00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:31,749
[dramatic music]
387
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,825
Can we use
the Bat-zooka, Batman?
388
00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:43,626
I don't think
we'll need it, Robin.
389
00:20:43,628 --> 00:20:46,428
As usual, Penguin
had overlooked a vital fact.
390
00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:49,697
That truck he's driving is too
light to support all that armor.
391
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:54,902
One more high-speed turn,
and I'm sure his tires will go.
392
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:58,338
Lucky we have heavy duties
in the Batmobile.
393
00:20:59,273 --> 00:21:01,674
[dramatic music]
394
00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:03,441
[tire exploding]
395
00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:05,409
You were right, Batman.
396
00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:08,779
That last turn flat
one of Penguin's tires.
397
00:21:15,787 --> 00:21:18,288
[music continues]
398
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,859
Through the alley..
399
00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:32,867
[music continues]
400
00:21:34,903 --> 00:21:36,803
Take this back
to the hideout.
401
00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:39,806
I'll hold off
the cranky crusaders.
402
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,682
[music continues]
403
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,793
[music continues]
404
00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:06,663
[laughing]
405
00:22:16,407 --> 00:22:22,412
Now you're in the trash heap
where you belong, dynamic dodos.
406
00:22:25,682 --> 00:22:28,550
[music continues]
407
00:22:32,588 --> 00:22:33,988
What's that mess?
408
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:36,790
Uh, it's just..
409
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,658
...pile of old junk.
410
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,326
Wait a minute.
411
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,662
What'll you charge me
to haul that stuff away?
412
00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:45,497
- Five bucks.
- What'll you do with it?
413
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:49,367
Mash it up in a hydraulic press
and sell it for scrap.
414
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,503
Ha ha ha! The scrap crusaders.
415
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,872
- What do you mean by that?
- Never mind.
416
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,640
Here, here.
Here's five buck.
417
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,375
I want you
to haul that away.
418
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,744
Wait a minute,
here's another five.
419
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:03,346
Mash it down hard, huh?
420
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,629
[metal clanking]
421
00:23:36,479 --> 00:23:38,079
[engine revving]
422
00:23:47,823 --> 00:23:49,790
[metal clanking]
423
00:23:58,466 --> 00:24:01,167
[dramatic music]
424
00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:18,417
The Dynamic Duo
a pair of paper weights?
425
00:24:18,419 --> 00:24:21,720
This time, the pressure
is really on them!
426
00:24:21,722 --> 00:24:25,490
Tune in tomorrow
for the crushing finish!
427
00:24:25,492 --> 00:24:30,027
Same bat-time,
same bat-channel!
428
00:24:33,664 --> 00:24:36,098
[theme music]