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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
When we last saw
the Dynamic Duo
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the fiendish Joker
had tied them to an alter
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in the Gotham City Museum.
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Beneath a huge meteorite,
which will fall
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when its supporting
cable is cut
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by a revolving thermite fuse.
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How much time
before they're crushed?
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Certainly less then
when we left them.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
Na na na na na ¶
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¶ Batman
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Holy mash potatoes!
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When the thermite
burns the cable--
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We still have one
slim chance, Robin.
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I've managed to loosen
my hand slightly.
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If I can just
break out my batarang
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maybe I can divert
that thermite.
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There it is, Robin.
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Now, we'll need patience.
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I can't make my throw
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until the thermite
is directly overhead.
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But by then, it'll be
almost at the cable.
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'Yes, Robin.'
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I'll have
just three seconds..
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...to aim and throw.
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What the devil could've
happened to Batman?
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We've been up all night
waiting for him to call.
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Commissioner,
I'm getting worried.
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You have a point,
Chief O'Hara.
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We'll call, Batman.
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(Joker)
'For that you'll
need a medium.'
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[laughing]
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I'm sorry to report
that the tenacious twosome
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have been trapped,
tied and terminated.
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That's a lie!
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Well, actually,
I have the wrong tense.
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They will be squashed
in a matter of moments.
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- You're raving--
- Oh!
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Caution, commissioner.
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No, I'm not raving.
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I'm raiding.
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My next target,
Libra, the scales.
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In here?
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No, out there.
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That, sir,
is the statue of justice.
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And carved of priceless
Carrera marble.
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Cash value, half a million.
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Why, have you no scruples,
you jesting jackanapes!
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Scruples?
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The cash value
of scruples is zero.
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No, I prefer Carrera marble.
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As for justice, she shall be
served with a hook
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at the precise moment
the Dynamic Duo
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become the Masked Marauders.
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You demon!
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[laughing]
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Quick frozen cups.
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What a delightful dish?
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Now, to put the
snacks on justice!
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[laughing]
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Careful though, careful.
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That's half a million
in Carrera marble there.
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[Joker laughing]
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Now, marble going up,
meteorite going down.
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[laughing]
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And now..
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'But there's the chance'
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the thermite will burn
right through our bonds.
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We would've been tomato paste!
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Instead Joker's
going to be canned.
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Away, away, away!
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[laughing]
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What happened, commissioner?
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Shock paralysis, chief.
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Fortunately, it only
lasts a few minutes.
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Commissioner Gordon speaking.
Sound the alarm.
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The Joker was escaping
via the side entrance.
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[alarm ringing]
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After them!
They've stolen justice.
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[tires screeching]
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Get the police
radio band, Robin.
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Joker's probably been busy
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while we were
tied to that alter.
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(Joker on radio)
'Calling all cars.
Calling all cars.'
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The Joker has stolen justice.
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Tow truck carrying the lady
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believed heading
for Juniper Street.
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All cars in the vicinity
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'proceed at once
to Juniper Street.'
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Juniper Street it is.
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[theme music]
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Attention, this
is car number 72.
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I've spotted the tow truck in
the vicinity of Mulberry Lane..
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...and pursuing.
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How did that truck get to
Mulberry Lane in two minutes?
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Joker probably has
that truck souped-up.
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We better head
for Mulberry Lane.
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Attention,
this is car number forty one.
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Have just seen tow truck
at intersection
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of Dopple and Briar Street
and pursuing.
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(Batman)
'Brace for Bat-turn.'
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Attention,
this is car number 98.
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I've spotted tow truck
traveling West on Finley Road..
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...and pursuing.
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Holy sonic booms, Batman!
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That truck couldn't have
reached Finley Road this fast.
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Nor could it be
travelling west
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since Finley Road
runs north of south.
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Switch on the police
radio band cut-in.
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Attention, all squad cars.
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Attention, all squad cars.
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This is Batman speaking
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disregard all instructions
broadcast on this wave length.
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Batman!
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You're supposed to be dead.
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Crushed by that meteorite.
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(Batman on radio)
'Well, I'm not dead, Joker.'
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'Neither is Robin.'
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We escaped that
cunning trap of yours.
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Incredible, impossible.
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But a fact, Joker, and justice
will catch up with you.
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(Joker on radio)
'Oh, you're wrong
there, Batman.'
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I've stolen justice.
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And dead or alive you're too
late to stop the next theft
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'of my criminal Zodiac.'
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Scorpio.
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'You're right, Boy Prunehead.'
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At this moment a brightest star
in my criminal constellation
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is about to make off
with Scorpio the scorpion.
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Be stinging you, Batman.
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[laughing]
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Brightest star,
he must mean Venus.
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We mustn't judge her
too harshly, Robin.
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Even with the best intentions
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'it's hard to change
a lifetime of habit.'
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That gives me an idea.
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[tires screeching]
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Let's see that rare
art map, Robin.
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Yup, there it is.
The Joker's next target.
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Of course. The famous
Duran Golden Scorpion.
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It's the same jewelry store
that he robbed before.
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Let's just hope we're
in time to keep Venus
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from making another
tragic error.
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[theme music]
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You.
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Yes, madame.
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Brindle, special branch.
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About your recent robbery.
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Ah, yes, tragic, terrible!
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Maybe another.
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Understand you have
a priceless antique
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jewel scorpion, correct?
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Yes, miss, officer--
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Just call me Brindle.
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Let's see the scorpion.
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Yes, of course.
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Uh-huh.
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Just as I thought.
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Fake!
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'I'm taking this down
to headquarters'
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and you'd better
have a good explanation.
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But, Miss Brindle, did you
say the scorpion is fake?
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Oh, no. The scorpion isn't fake.
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I am.
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Come back with my scorpion.
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[laughing]
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Hurry up, please.
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The scorpion,
is it still here?
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Dynamic Duo, where were
you when I needed you?
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Oh, we're too late.
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(male #1)
'Oh, it was that girl again.'
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'I'm ruined.'
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First the twins,
now, the scorpion.
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You'll get 'em back, as soon
as we catch up with Joker.
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If anyone can do it,
Dynamic Duo, you can.
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Good luck.
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- Venus?
- Undoubtedly.
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But the main question is,
where will Joker strike next?
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The next sign of the zodiac.
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Which is Sagittarius The Archer.
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Well, there sure aren't any
golden archers in Gotham City.
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They're may not be
a golden archer, Robin
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but there is a golden bowman,
Basel Bowman.
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Wealthy friend
of millionaire Bruce Wayne.
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No doubt that the Joker
intends to steal him.
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Let's go.
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[knock on door]
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[instrumental music]
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Excuse me, is this
the residence
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of the well-known
millionaire Basel Bowman?
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- It is.
- And is he at home?
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- He is.
- And may we see him?
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- You do.
- Ooh-hoo-hoo.
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Delighted, Mr. Bowman.
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Well, what do you want?
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You.
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Wrap him up, boys.
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Do you dare,
knowing the Dynamic Duo
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will be dogging your trail?
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Those fleas? F-ah!
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Wrap him up, boys.
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[Bowman grunting]
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- Batman and Robin.
- Batman!
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Batman.
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Smash them.
Smash them.
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Don't you dare.
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(Batman)
'Thank you, Venus.'
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But I believe
we can handle this.
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Oh, you do, Batman?
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Uh, one move
and Venus is a dead dolly.
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[laughing]
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I think, we can find
a more favorable occasion
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for a showdown
with the Caped Crusaders.
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Don't let him get away, Batman.
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It doesn't matter
what he does to me.
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Ooh! Batman, won't
endanger a girl.
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'Now, will you, Batman?'
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[Joker laughing]
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Tripped up by your own ethics.
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He who trips last,
trips hardest.
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My final predication
for the day
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I'm going to get clean away.
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And you, traitorous, will pay.
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Venus, are you alright?
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Batman,
I spoiled everything.
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(Venus)
'The Joker got away
and it's all my fault.'
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Don't worry, Venus,
we will catch him eventually.
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Could I help?
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Please.
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Are you being sincere, Venus?
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Very sincere.
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I'm ashamed of all
the crimes I've committed.
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If you'd like to help me,
you could help a great deal.
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Oh, think of it..
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...me working with
the Dynamic Duo.
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Oh, if you only I'd met you
when I was younger.
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A crooked path can often
be straightened, Venus.
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(Venus)
'Oh, and mine will be straight.'
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And I'll start by
helping you get back
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the lion and the crab.
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- Leo Crustash.
- Yes.
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- The opera singer.
- Yes.
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[instrumental music]
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- Is this the place, Venus?
- Yes.
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You better wait outside, Venus.
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There may be trouble.
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[instrumental music]
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[grunts]
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[music continues]
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Ah! Uh! Batman!
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[Robin grunts]
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[music continues]
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00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,025
Where's Crustash?
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[Crustash groaning]
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Stop that sound.
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¶ Me me mi mi
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¶ Me me me mi mi mi
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¶ Ahhh..
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My, my voice, it's injured.
271
00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:31,375
But you're alright,
Mr. Crustash?
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00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:32,609
Yes, Crustash is
alive and kicking.
273
00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:35,445
- Where have you been, Batman?
- Searching for you.
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¶ Me me me me
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- Where's Joker?
- Oh, who knows, who cares.
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After spending a day
in there listening to that..
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...music to drill teeth by.
278
00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:47,055
Oh. I gave him
the ransom he demanded.
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And he didn't even cut
that thing off!
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¶ Me me me me
mi mi mi mi.. ¶
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What ransom?
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¶ Mi mi mi me..
283
00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:57,330
What ransom?
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One hundred
thousand dollars, Batman.
285
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If Joker's already gotten it,
he might be off anywhere.
286
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:06,203
Putting it to no good purpose.
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00:16:06,205 --> 00:16:09,306
Call the bank
and see if he cashed the check.
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¶ Me me mi mi
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- A check?
- What bank?
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The Gotham National.
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¶ Mi mi mi Me me
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00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,614
We still may have
time, Robin. Let's go!
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00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:20,215
I think, you're
too late, Batman.
294
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,350
Joker cashed that ransom
check two hours ago.
295
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,452
But now that you're caught,
young woman.
296
00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:27,054
I hope you realize
that crime doesn't pay.
297
00:16:27,056 --> 00:16:31,058
I think, Venus already,
realizes that, Chief O'Hara
298
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,426
and she isn't exactly caught
299
00:16:32,428 --> 00:16:35,929
'she's volunteered
to help us track down Joker.'
300
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,397
And she's taking
a big risk too
301
00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:39,966
'because if Joker ever
got a hold of her--'
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00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,267
(O'Hara)
'Begorrah, you're right.'
303
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:43,302
'Tis a fine thing
you're doing, lass.
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00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,038
(Gordon)
'I can give you
my assurance, young lady'
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the authorities will
take this into consideration
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at your trial.
307
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,442
I just wish, I knew what..
308
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,977
...Joker planned
for his next crime.
309
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:57,180
There are only three signs
of the zodiac left.
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Capricorn the goat,
Aquarius the water bearer
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00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,552
and Pisces the fish.
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00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:06,655
Let's see, Capricorn has..
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00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:08,089
Wait a minute.
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00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:09,223
Isn't there a meeting
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of the International Society
of Zoologist in Gotham City?
316
00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:15,295
Sure, and they're using
one of the parks fountain
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to display their tropical fish.
318
00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:20,333
Precisely, Robin.
Pisces the fish.
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In particular,
palaremus demnese
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of which there are only
two living specimens
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left in the entire world.
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00:17:27,674 --> 00:17:30,107
Both being displayed
in that park fountain.
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00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:31,741
We'd better
get right over there.
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(Venus)
'Can I come along, Batman?'
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I won't mind going to prison
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if I know I helped
put the Joker there too.
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00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:43,518
When you put it that way,
my dear, we could hardly refuse.
328
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,186
Oh.
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00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:49,723
[intense music]
330
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,169
What a magnificent geronemus,
Dr. Gorley.
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00:18:03,171 --> 00:18:04,470
Beautiful.
332
00:18:04,472 --> 00:18:11,009
And that is the finest specimen
of aparima I have ever seen.
333
00:18:11,243 --> 00:18:13,577
But look over there,
Dr. Gorley.
334
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:15,745
Oh. How hideous.
335
00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:19,248
- What is it?
- A gold fish.
336
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,716
[gasps]
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00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:25,720
[gasps]
338
00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:27,221
But look over there.
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The prize
of the zoological world.
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00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,560
Palaremus Demnese.
341
00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:36,296
Exquisite! Exquisite!
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00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:44,236
You must be Dr. Gorley
of the society.
343
00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:46,605
Yes. A pleasure to see
you here, Batman.
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00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:50,609
A pity more of our citizens do
not take an interest in science.
345
00:18:50,611 --> 00:18:53,244
I'm afraid we're gonna
have to move your fish
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especially
the Palaremus Demnese.
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00:18:55,314 --> 00:18:58,048
Ah. You know about
the Palaremus.
348
00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:01,684
Unfortunately, so does
a certain master criminal
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00:19:01,686 --> 00:19:04,753
who's plotting to steal it.
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00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:07,188
Steal the Palaremus?
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00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,389
[band music]
352
00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,190
That music.
353
00:19:10,658 --> 00:19:12,225
The Joker.
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00:19:12,227 --> 00:19:13,793
[laughing]
355
00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:24,770
(Robin)
'Lookout, Batman.'
356
00:19:25,171 --> 00:19:26,504
'Holy red snapper, Batman!'
357
00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:29,173
'They're throwing fish at us.'
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00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:33,343
[Joker laughing]
359
00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:38,347
In to my net,
you lovely little Palaremus.
360
00:19:38,815 --> 00:19:41,616
The fishnapping
of the century.
361
00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:45,720
Careful you don't get caught
by a red herring, Batman.
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00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,722
Let us away.
363
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:52,660
[Joker laughing]
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00:19:54,663 --> 00:19:56,163
To the Batmobile.
365
00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:58,431
Be careful, Batman.
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00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,800
Don't worry, Venus.
367
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,403
Don't let them catch
you from behind.
368
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,107
Good advice, deserters.
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00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,112
[dramatic music]
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00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,222
[gunshot]
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00:20:26,457 --> 00:20:27,657
Keep your head down, Robin.
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00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,893
And keep your hands
inside the car.
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00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,429
[gunshot]
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00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:35,964
They're heading
for the warehouse.
375
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,365
So are we.
376
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,333
These bullets
are getting to thick.
377
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:41,568
We'll have to take a detour.
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00:20:42,336 --> 00:20:45,438
[music continues]
379
00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:54,246
Our two fish are about
to raise to the bait.
380
00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:56,982
Everybody, get out of sight.
381
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,787
[tires screeching]
382
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:13,463
[intense music]
383
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,643
Something's fishy here, Batman.
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00:21:27,645 --> 00:21:28,543
[Joker laughing]
385
00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:29,911
Beautiful, Boy Beanhead.
386
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,780
I couldn't have made
a better pun myself.
387
00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:34,548
[laughing]
388
00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:36,682
Lookout, Robin.
389
00:21:36,816 --> 00:21:40,051
Well, what species have we here?
390
00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:43,521
Oh! It looks like
Dynamicas Dous.
391
00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:45,823
A rare breed of caped fish.
392
00:21:45,825 --> 00:21:47,457
How about a fish fry?
393
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:49,725
Ooh! I have an even
better idea.
394
00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,828
Let's feed our fish
to the fish.
395
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:53,929
[all laughing]
396
00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:59,834
And don't forget,
we have a little bird as well.
397
00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:02,736
Batman, are you alright?
398
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,537
Don't worry, my little pigeon.
399
00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:08,507
You'll be joining
your friends for dinner.
400
00:22:08,509 --> 00:22:10,842
A three course meal.
401
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,510
[laughing]
402
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:21,718
[Joker laughing]
403
00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,327
Wasn't I right, Batman?
404
00:22:31,329 --> 00:22:35,064
A most appropriate place
for a showdown.
405
00:22:36,032 --> 00:22:36,898
You monster.
406
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,000
(Joker)
'Uh, a monster perhaps'
407
00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:40,668
but a highly successful monster.
408
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:44,471
With you and Robin out of my way
and my zodiac crimes completed
409
00:22:44,473 --> 00:22:48,775
I'll have all of Gotham City
under my control.
410
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,644
Oh, and I'm
a tenderhearted monster too.
411
00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:56,448
I couldn't possibly deprive that
poor hungry clam of it's dinner.
412
00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,950
That would be
cruelty to animals.
413
00:22:58,952 --> 00:23:00,618
Yes.
414
00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:02,686
Very touching.
415
00:23:02,688 --> 00:23:04,788
(Joker)
'Oh, Boy Wonder.'
416
00:23:04,790 --> 00:23:08,758
What a succulent hors d'oeuvre,
you should make.
417
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,359
[laughing]
418
00:23:10,361 --> 00:23:13,595
And as for you,
my ex-felonious friend
419
00:23:13,597 --> 00:23:16,931
let this be a lesson
to you once and for all
420
00:23:16,933 --> 00:23:19,967
that honesty does not pay.
421
00:23:20,101 --> 00:23:21,401
Yeah.
422
00:23:21,403 --> 00:23:23,836
[Joker laughing]
423
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:28,140
[intense music]
424
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,145
Oh, what a hideous fate.
425
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:35,479
Don't lose hope, Venus.
426
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:40,550
A clam is only
a bivalve...mollusc.
427
00:23:40,817 --> 00:23:42,651
Some mollusc!
428
00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:45,119
Push yourself away, Robin.
429
00:23:47,122 --> 00:23:48,789
I can't, Batman.
430
00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:52,425
I'm pinned against the side.
431
00:23:52,427 --> 00:23:53,859
Robin. Robin!
432
00:23:53,861 --> 00:23:56,761
Oh, no.
We'll be eaten alive.
433
00:23:58,029 --> 00:23:59,996
(Robin)
'Batman!'
434
00:23:59,998 --> 00:24:02,732
'No! No, Batman.'
435
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:04,967
No!
436
00:24:05,535 --> 00:24:07,836
Are our eyes deceiving us?
437
00:24:07,838 --> 00:24:11,573
Has the giant clam
really swallowed Robin?
438
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:16,077
With Beautiful Venus
next on his monstrous menu.
439
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:19,413
Leaving The Joker
free to confuse
440
00:24:19,415 --> 00:24:23,183
confound and control
Gotham City.
441
00:24:23,185 --> 00:24:24,751
Find out next week!
442
00:24:24,753 --> 00:24:28,187
Same time.
Same channel.
443
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,026
[theme music]
444
00:24:35,028 --> 00:24:37,028
¶ Batman
445
00:24:38,163 --> 00:24:40,097
¶ Batman
446
00:24:41,432 --> 00:24:43,466
¶ Batman
447
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,468
¶ Batman
448
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,436
¶ Batman
449
00:24:49,438 --> 00:24:50,937
¶ Batman
450
00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:52,805
¶ Batman
451
00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:55,707
¶ Batman
452
00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,141
¶ Batman
453
00:24:57,143 --> 00:24:58,976
¶ Batman
454
00:25:05,016 --> 00:25:07,517
¶ Na na na na na na
455
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:09,886
¶ Batman