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¶ Batman
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High noon in Gotham City.
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On a day when the number 12
is to become an evil omen
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for all good citizens.
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Very good,
Chief O'Hara, impressive.
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Part of our new scientific crime
fighting program, commissioner.
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Uh, it shows every
art treasure in Gotham City.
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So, we can check 'em out
in a moment's notice.
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With this map and our
improved criminal procedures
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we should be on our way
to putting Gotham City's
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criminals behind bars.
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Never mind the bars,
look to the stars.
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Not to mention
Venus and Mars.
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[cackling]
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Mother Mckenty, it's Joker.
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In police headquarters?
The nerve!
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[Joker laughing]
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Naughty, naughty, commissioner.
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Let's keep your blue-coated
buffoons outside.
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What do you want here, Joker?
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Ooh, just passing
the time, commissioner.
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As I did all those
months in prison
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after those caped cabbage-heads
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were lucky enough
to apprehend me.
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Luck had nothing
to do with it, Joker.
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Your warped criminal mind
is no match
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for the wits of
Batman and Robin.
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They'll outsmart you every time.
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A stroke of luck,
I tell you.
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Well, in any event, I used
my free time to cultivate
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a new hobby, astrology.
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'The science of the stars.'
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The science of the future.
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[laughing]
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[crackling]
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You mustn't touch, chief.
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Ho ho, my, what slow learners.
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Well, what have we here?
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Oh, this should go
well with my star-chart.
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Now, enough of this foolery.
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I've come to announce a new
crime way for Gotham City.
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This is the first
of the zodiac crimes.
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'Look for 11 more.'
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And don't forget
to keep score.
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[cackling]
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Venus, my dear..
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Keep the stars
out of your eyes, gentleman.
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[Joke laughing]
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Going up, please.
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[Joker laughing]
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Mother McGee, he's gone.
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The nerve of the scoundrel.
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[Joker cackling]
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[blowing sousaphone]
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I think it's very nice
you decided to try out
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with the school band, Dick.
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Don't you think so, Bruce?
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Yes, Aunt Harriet..
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...very nice.
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[continues blowing sousaphone]
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The Bat-phone, sir.
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What's that, Alfred?
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It's the bat..
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That phone, sir.
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I suggest you take
it in the study.
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I think maybe I'll practice
my marching, Aunt Harriet.
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[intense music]
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Yes, commissioner.
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I have bad news
for you, Batman.
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That master of Morgellon
mockery is back.
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He just barged
smack into this office.
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We'll be right there.
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The Joker again.
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[sighing]
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To the Bat-poles.
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Gosh, Bruce, it's like trying
to away from an octopus.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[theme music]
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And there it floated
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in front of me nose.
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Dancin', back and forth.
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I can imagine it looked quite
mysterious, Chief O'Hara.
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But the principal
behind the mechanism
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is really quite simple.
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By magnetizing a steel rod
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and using the polarity
of the steel girders
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in this building--
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Joker could've balanced the rod
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in mid-air by using
a simple rheostat.
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'But what did he mean by all
that talk about the stars?'
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And the wave of twelve
crimes he promised?
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And why steal our
official rare art map?
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He may be planning a crime
for each sign of the Zodiac.
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(Robin)
'Holy astronomy!'
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'Aries, the ram.'
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Taurus, the bull.
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Gemini, the twins.
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Virgo, the virgin.
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Libra, the scales.
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Scorpio, the scorpion.
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Etcetera, etcetera.
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Ad infinitum.
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Ah-ha! Just as I thought.
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A cleverly concealed
two-way spy device.
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You mean the Joker could be
listening at this very moment?
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(Joker)
'Exactly, boy blunder.'
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That's him.
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(Joker)
'Speaking through my spy-device'
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'which Batman detected,
as I expected.'
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[laughing]
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'But I warn you, Batman,
I don't feel rejected'
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'with the fortune and treasure
still unprotected.'
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[laughing]
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[explosion]
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How ever did you know
the gadget was here, Batman?
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Simple matter
of deduction, Chief O'Hara.
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Joker would never come
to this office
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simply to steal
a rare art map.
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Rare art map.
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R-A-M.
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Aries, the ram,
the first sign.
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Gosh, Batman, you think
he's already started?
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Whenever Joker's involved
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who knows when he started
or what he started?
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Oh, the Caped Crusaders don't
know what's in store for them.
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At long last, I'll have them
out of my way permanently.
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It's a long time, Joker.
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The proceeds
from my Zodiac crimes
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will give me
what I've always wanted.
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Complete control of Gotham City!
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Oh, oh, yes!
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The Caped Crusaders are now
solidly star-crossed!
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[laughing]
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Venus.
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Venus, will you
stop bouncing?
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Your orders, Joker.
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A larcenous mind
in a limber body.
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We must stay in trim.
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Batman's no fool.
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He's no match for me,
with the stars as my guide.
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[knocking on door]
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Oh, get the door, Mercury.
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Freight shipment, collect.
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$2,450.
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- What?
- Oh, just pay him, Mercury.
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Quick, give me
a hand with this.
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[laughing]
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Careful now, careful.
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What's inside, Joker?
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Two thousand dollars
is a lot of money.
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Ah, this merchandise
is worth two thousand dollars.
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It's worth $200,000.
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You cheap skate!
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At least, you could've
sent me a plane ticket.
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We had to get you
into Gotham City
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without anyone knowing
about it, Pengy.
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Especially Batman.
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Well, you better have
something good cooked up
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for that caped creep.
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Oh, don't you worry, Pengy.
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The pot's being put
on the fire right now
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and Batman's in it.
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Oh, you are a man
after my own heart, Joker.
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Ah, black, eh?
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Black as pits!
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Meanwhile, the Caped
Crusaders study a copy
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of the rare art map.
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There are dozens of places
Joker could strike next.
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And we're not even sure
he'll use the map
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for his next crime.
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[phone ringing]
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I have a hunch
that's Joker calling for me.
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- May I, commissioner?
- Oh, please.
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Batman speaking.
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A clue, caped curmudgeon.
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Taurus, the bull,
is next on my show.
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And you'll soon
be singing a song of woe.
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[laughing]
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Taurus, the bull.
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Do you think
it's a trick?
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I don't think
it's a trick, Robin.
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I don't think
it's Taurus either.
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Song of woe.
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- Gemini.
- The twins?
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Of course.
Sing a song of woe.
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- I'm confused, Batman.
- Think, Chief O'Hara.
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Gotham city's current
singing sensations
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are two young minstrels called
The Twins. Let's go, Robin.
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As in Joker's
hide out once more..
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[laughing]
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That's delicious.
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Now, if my calculations
are correct..
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...and my calculations
are always correct--
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Those masked mutton heads
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may have jumped
to the wrong conclusion?
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Right.
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Are you sure you
can handle this, Pengy?
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What?
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Those booted buttinskis
are no match for The Penguin.
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I'll slice 'em to slivers,
I'll pound 'em to pieces.
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I'll dice them to driblets.
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[laughing]
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Now, as soon as Pengy jumps in,
you cut out, Venus
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and join me you know where.
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Right, Joker.
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Now, let me at 'em.
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I'll fix their hash
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and I'll grind them
into masked meatballs.
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[quacking]
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[upbeat music]
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Undoubtedly,
the twins rehearsing
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for tonight's performance.
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Perhaps another time
might be more
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appropriate for that, Robin.
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Oh, sorry.
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You are The Twins?
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That's what the sign says, man.
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How can we smooth your path?
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We came here to warn you.
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Someone is after you.
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Like we know
that, Wonder Boy.
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We're referring
to a criminal threat.
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- Joker.
- Forget that canary, Batman.
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You're up against
the black bird of prey.
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[quacking]
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Penguin!
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[gas hissing]
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[coughing]
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- 'There he goes, Robin.'
- Quack.
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After him.
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We're off!
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[dramatic music]
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So long, dynamic dunderheads.
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Enjoy your ride on
the Joker's Boom-Bug.
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[laughing]
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'Well, now, so these here
are them there'
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fabulous Twins.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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A name for their identical
size, cut and brilliance.
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And they are only $250,000.
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Ah, for the pair.
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Oh, get it for me, daddy, huh?
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I always did
like little pretties.
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Well now, Bella May Sue.
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If it's gonna
pleasure you, why, sure.
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Son, fetch over your guards.
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I want to walk these diamonds
out of here, safe like.
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Of course, sir.
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Pinkerton, Burns.
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(Venus)
'Ooh.'
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These here the only policemen
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you got on the premises, sugar?
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Yes. Just these two,
but they're picked men.
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00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:27,185
Well, in that case,
I'll just fetch out my money.
266
00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,961
May I borrow your comb, Alfred?
267
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:37,461
Sure, sir.
268
00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:41,231
So, while Penguin was leading
us on a wild goose chase
269
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,967
Joker was stealing
the real twins.
270
00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:45,234
I'm afraid so, Robin.
271
00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:48,437
But with the help
of the Bat-analyst
272
00:13:48,439 --> 00:13:52,140
we should be back
on Joker's trail.
273
00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,108
Thanks to Venus' wig.
274
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:54,842
You know, Batman
275
00:13:54,844 --> 00:13:57,444
she seemed like a nice girl
in that costume.
276
00:13:57,446 --> 00:14:00,280
I suspect she is
a nice girl, down deep.
277
00:14:00,282 --> 00:14:02,982
But she's fallen in
with bad companions.
278
00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:06,285
And who knows what her
home life was like.
279
00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:08,053
Now, as soon as
the Bat-analyzer
280
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,889
determines the components
of that wig
281
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,390
we can trace it and then--
282
00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:14,892
- We nail Joker.
- Hah!
283
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,828
Ah, yes.
284
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:22,164
The wig is 98 percent
285
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,901
human hair backed up
by the finest silk.
286
00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:30,305
There's only one high fashioned
shop in Gotham city
287
00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:33,341
that has this quality
of cua fur.
288
00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:34,575
Harry's Hair Lair.
289
00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:37,578
Harry and Bruce Wayne belong
to the same golf club.
290
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:41,081
Perhaps Harry can supply
the address we need.
291
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:45,218
And then, under cover
of darkness..
292
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,225
Batman.
293
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,460
Is Joker here?
294
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:59,397
Venus, how did
a nice girl like you
295
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,833
get mixed up with an ugly
business like this?
296
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,202
The Joker says
I'm very useful.
297
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,204
He says I'm his right hand girl.
298
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,039
Why don't you
throw him over, Venus?
299
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,608
What's he done besides
get you into trouble?
300
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,977
You mean, rat on my friends?
301
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:16,412
Criminals have
no friends, Venus.
302
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,580
Help us get Joker
and I'm sure the authorities
303
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:21,449
will take that into
account at your trial.
304
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:23,150
No, Batman.
305
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:27,220
I maybe felonious,
but I'm no fink.
306
00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:31,390
I'm pleased to see that
you have standards, Venus.
307
00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:33,592
Albeit unlawful ones.
308
00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:38,163
However, in this case,
your loyalty is misguided.
309
00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:40,598
[phone ringing]
310
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,466
From your reaction, Venus
311
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:46,336
I would say that
is no idle call.
312
00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,571
[phone ringing]
313
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:52,041
- Hello.
- 'Hello, where's the Joker?'
314
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:52,574
Penguin.
315
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,110
He stepped out for a few
moments. May I take a message?
316
00:15:56,112 --> 00:15:59,113
Tell him everything's
set for tonight.
317
00:15:59,115 --> 00:16:01,448
Would you have any more details?
318
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,049
He knows all the details.
319
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:06,552
And tell him I want
a 50-50 split.
320
00:16:06,554 --> 00:16:09,421
No fast ones.
321
00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:21,532
Venus, when two arch criminals
like Penguin and Joker
322
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:23,967
combine their criminal talents
323
00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:26,135
people are likely to get hurt.
324
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,570
Innocent people.
325
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,005
Won't you help us, Venus?
326
00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:33,073
Alright.
327
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,274
I'll do it for you, Batman.
328
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:38,611
I don't know what the Joker
plans, but I do know where.
329
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:41,246
And I'll take you there.
330
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:47,317
¶ You all have dreams
331
00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:49,919
¶ If you act they
will come true ¶
332
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:53,622
Joker didn't give you any hints
as to what he planned?
333
00:16:53,624 --> 00:16:59,494
No, Batman. All I know is that
he's meeting The Penguin here.
334
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:04,398
¶ If you have a soul
and a spirit ¶
335
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,133
Stay here.
336
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,033
Come on, Robin.
337
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,634
Alright, Pengy, let her rip.
338
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:12,336
Bombs away!
Quack, quack.
339
00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:14,404
Sounds like The Penguin.
340
00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:15,204
Look out, Robin.
341
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,406
(Joker)
'You're on target, Pengy.'
342
00:17:17,408 --> 00:17:19,207
'Hit 'em again.'
343
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:21,976
[laughing]
344
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:40,694
¶ They will soon give you
ten thousand more ¶
345
00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:44,030
[singing continues]
346
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:49,168
¶ They brawl and they
go to the floor ¶
347
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:54,640
¶ Then there's nothing
in the world ¶
348
00:17:54,642 --> 00:17:56,975
Alright, tonsils, ransom time.
349
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:57,575
Let's go.
350
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,010
Help! I'm being kidnapped.
351
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,611
Police!
352
00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,714
Hello, Let's go, Venus.
353
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,648
No.
354
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,216
Come on, Venus.
355
00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:09,117
No.
356
00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:13,287
[dramatic music]
357
00:18:21,396 --> 00:18:22,596
I said, come on!
358
00:18:22,598 --> 00:18:24,764
Joker, don't leave me.
359
00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:28,267
Come back, you fish-headed fink!
360
00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:29,635
So, it is Penguin.
361
00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:31,603
What are you doing
out of prison?
362
00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:33,171
I needed a little
change of air.
363
00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:35,239
You think you'll get it
helping the Joker?
364
00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:38,108
Oh, that pasty faced felon
ran out on me!
365
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:41,144
There's never honor
among thieves, Penguin.
366
00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:42,645
You of all people
should know that.
367
00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:45,714
Well, at least I helped
to make fools of you two.
368
00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:49,284
He got the lion and the crab
in one fell swoop.
369
00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:52,186
Holy terminology, Batman,
he's right.
370
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:53,153
Leo Crustash.
371
00:18:53,155 --> 00:18:55,388
Leo the lion and
crustacean for the crab.
372
00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:57,757
Joker did get the lion
and the crab
373
00:18:57,759 --> 00:18:59,558
but we have Penguin.
374
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,861
That should make
Warden Crichton quite happy.
375
00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:04,829
[quacking]
376
00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:10,767
A picture of
the Virgin Bereaved.
377
00:19:10,769 --> 00:19:13,402
One of Gotham City's most
valuable art treasures.
378
00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:16,338
Worth nearly a cool million
according to experts.
379
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,740
And most certainly,
Joker's next target.
380
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,341
It's the only item on this map
381
00:19:20,343 --> 00:19:22,376
that even resembles
Virgo, the virgin.
382
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:27,247
Virgo, the next sign on the
Joker's criminal Zodiac.
383
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:32,352
It's time for us to make
a horoscope, Robin.
384
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:35,755
I predict that within the hour
385
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,491
Joker will be at the museum.
386
00:19:38,493 --> 00:19:40,693
And I predict
we'll be waiting for him.
387
00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:42,728
It's been quite
an evening so far
388
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:45,630
but.. boy, will he see stars!
389
00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:11,855
Every guard's been alerted
to let Joker in
390
00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:12,555
but not out.
391
00:20:12,557 --> 00:20:17,960
Gosh! This is a sure good place
for his total eclipse.
392
00:20:17,962 --> 00:20:19,728
[laughing]
393
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:22,764
Well and met
by moonlight, Batman.
394
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:23,965
'As per my calculations'
395
00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:28,202
on my terms,
and at my convenience.
396
00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:29,970
The odds are
all even, Joker.
397
00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:31,237
Two against two.
398
00:20:31,239 --> 00:20:32,805
Even, my erroneous urchin?
399
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,640
Let me cast your horoscope.
400
00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,842
Instead of two,
you'll discover seven.
401
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:40,846
About to give you
a free trip to heaven.
402
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,747
[laughing]
403
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:55,285
First class fencing, Batman.
404
00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:57,587
- Sorry.
- For what?
405
00:21:57,589 --> 00:21:59,855
My unexpected ally.
406
00:21:59,857 --> 00:22:02,424
Venus. Unobserved.
407
00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:04,459
[Joker laughing]
408
00:22:09,832 --> 00:22:12,033
Throw it, you ninny.
409
00:22:12,968 --> 00:22:14,601
(Joker)
'Throw it!'
410
00:22:14,603 --> 00:22:16,903
Sorry, Caped Crusaders.
411
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,043
[Joker laughing]
412
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:33,483
The stars demand a sacrifice
to the altar of the sun.
413
00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,858
[Joker laughing]
414
00:22:43,326 --> 00:22:44,993
Comfy, boys?
415
00:22:44,995 --> 00:22:46,995
Couldn't we call it off, Joker?
416
00:22:46,997 --> 00:22:50,531
Mercy to a brave foe
and all that?
417
00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:52,332
You're losing your nerve, Venus.
418
00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:52,965
Which is a shame.
419
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:56,868
But you're also loosing your
senses, which is criminal.
420
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:58,936
Hold her!
421
00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:04,541
Batman, I realize right now,
I've made a terrible mistake.
422
00:23:04,543 --> 00:23:07,544
Repentance is better
late than never Venus.
423
00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:08,711
Eww!
424
00:23:08,713 --> 00:23:10,546
You're making me ill.
425
00:23:10,548 --> 00:23:11,380
Yuck!
426
00:23:11,382 --> 00:23:14,416
Now, I must cancel your
horoscopes, Caped Crusaders.
427
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:18,787
The moment of occlusion
is at hand. Look up.
428
00:23:18,789 --> 00:23:20,488
'Whoo! Ha ha ha!'
429
00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:24,124
A century ago, that stone
dropped from the heavens.
430
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:27,093
At dawn, it will fall again
431
00:23:27,095 --> 00:23:28,694
onto your heads!
432
00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:30,429
[Joker laughing]
433
00:23:30,431 --> 00:23:31,963
Mercury, the thermite.
434
00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:32,530
Wait!
435
00:23:32,532 --> 00:23:35,699
Yes, I set that
miniature solar system
436
00:23:35,701 --> 00:23:37,567
in motion with a thermite bomb
437
00:23:37,569 --> 00:23:39,435
'attached to the planet Saturn.'
438
00:23:39,437 --> 00:23:41,503
When it comes around,
the thermite
439
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,837
'will burn
through the cable'
440
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:47,508
depositing the meteorite
onto your dunderheads.
441
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,843
[Joker laughing]
442
00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:55,481
- Batman!
- Oh, bring her along.
443
00:23:55,483 --> 00:23:57,916
She'll recover
her criminal senses.
444
00:23:57,918 --> 00:23:58,983
[laughing]
445
00:23:58,985 --> 00:24:00,918
Goodbye, Dynamic Duo.
446
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,488
I predict a falling out.
447
00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:07,424
[laughing]
448
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:08,724
Can it be?
449
00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:11,026
The Dynamic Duo
crushed to death
450
00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:12,627
by an eight ton meteorite?
451
00:24:12,629 --> 00:24:15,896
Will the Joker's
prophecy come true?
452
00:24:15,898 --> 00:24:17,964
Are their horoscopes cancelled?
453
00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:20,566
Is this their last star?
454
00:24:20,568 --> 00:24:21,700
Tune in tomorrow!
455
00:24:21,702 --> 00:24:24,636
Same time.
Same channel.
456
00:24:24,638 --> 00:24:27,105
Same peril.
457
00:24:31,643 --> 00:24:33,977
[theme music]
458
00:24:33,979 --> 00:24:35,979
¶ Batman
459
00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:39,148
¶ Batman
460
00:24:40,049 --> 00:24:42,583
¶ Batman
461
00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,518
¶ Batman
462
00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:49,988
¶ Batman Batman
463
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:52,457
¶ Batman
464
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:56,093
¶ Batman Batman
465
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,962
¶ Batman
466
00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:06,569
¶ Na na na na na na na
467
00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:09,138
¶ Batman