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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
It's seven O' clock
in the morning
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and Gotham City is rubbing
the sleep out of it's eyes.
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Preparing to meet the new day.
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But in the studios of KGC TV,
Harry Upps has his morning show
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already in progress.
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And all of the primary functions
of the Wayne foundation fund
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is to support and supplement
local recreational activities.
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We believe that through physical
fitness and organized sport.
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We can help the youth
of Gotham City help themselves.
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That's very admirable,
Mr. Wayne.
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Your foundation is doing
marvelous work.
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Now, if you'll pardon
for just 60 seconds.
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A word from the sponsor?
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Exactly, they wouldn't
be highly rated
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Harry Upps morning show
without the sponsors.
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Of course.
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Friends, the rainy season
is almost upon us.
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And if you ever caught
in the down pour
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just reach for
a "Stay-dry" umbrella.
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'"Stay-dry" has been making
umbrellas for 64 years now.'
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I-I know that it's suppose to be
bad luck to open an umbrella
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indoors but...I'll take
that chance.
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Because I would like you to see
the beautiful workmanship
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that goes into
this "Stay-dry" umbrella.
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[beeping]
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Please note the..
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[intense music]
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[no audio]
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Looks like Harry Upps
has lost his voice.
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It may be the work
of one of our arch-enemies.
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But which one?
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An umbrella usually means
the Penguin's
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waddling around somewhere.
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And this is a riddle,
"What's black and white
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and full of fuzz?"
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Zebra! Zebra? Zebra?
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No. A squad car.
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Yes.
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Speaking of squad cars,
Commissioner Gordon
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always watches this program.
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He should be calling
us any second.
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Are we on the air?
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D-d-d-due to circumstances
beyond anyone's control.
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We-we, we now switch you
to our mid-day movie.
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"The Big Green Thing That
Devoured Pittsburgh."
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I'm sorry, sir.
He's not here at the moment.
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Uh, taking his morning
constitutional, I fancy.
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Oh, begging your pardon, sir.
Here is Batman now.
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Yes, Commissioner,
you're calling about
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'what happened
in the morning show.'
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Why, yes! How did you know?
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'I viewed the entire affair.'
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A criminal has to get up
pretty early in the morning
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to outwit you, Batman.
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'Would you check on the location
of Joker, Riddler and Penguin?'
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'We'll meet you in your office
as soon as possible.'
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na ¶
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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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It's merely an ordinary umbrella
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with a mild electric shock
device built into the handle.
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Hardly enough to cause
a man to loose his speech.
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Well, he's not
in any pain but
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he can't say a word
for the life of him.
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A serious detriment
for an announcer.
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Poor man's been checked
from toe-nails to tonsils
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but all to no avail.
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I think we should
concentrate on who did it
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rather than how it was done.
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Commissioner, did you
follow my suggestion?
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Indeed, Batman. But the Joker,
the Riddler and the Penguin
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are all three in jail.
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- It wasn't any of them.
- Hmm.
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- May we take this with us?
- Of course, by all means.
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Perhaps, one of the
instruments in the Bat-cave
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may be able to spread
some light on this..
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...baffling puzzle.
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It's our only clue,
let's go, Robin.
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[instrumental music]
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I don't believe they're ever
have been or ever will be
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two such selfless people.
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They've certainly made my job a
whole lot easier, commissioner.
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And mine.
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I think if I were to ask,
Batman would give me the cape
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right off his back.
What a man!
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[telephone ringing]
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Yes, Bonnie.
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Oh! By all means.
Yes, send her in.
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Hello, Commissioner Gordon,
Chief O'Hara.
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Catwoman,
hello, hello, hello.
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Gentlemen. I'd like
you to meet, Eenie.
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- Hi, commish!
- Meanie, Miney and Moe.
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We're pleased to meet you.
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- Commissioner Gordon.
- And Chief O'Hara.
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I'm absolutely delighted to
learn of your new venture
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into the world
of show business.
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- Oh! Yes.
- Ha ha.
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And you know, it's so much safe
for this side of the law.
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Show business is such
a...rewarding profession.
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[laughing]
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Tell me, what-what do
you call yourselves?
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'Catwoman and the kittens.'
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[laughing]
Catchy! Don't you think?
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Oh yes, yes, quite.
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We-we'd love to have
you perform at
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the Police Benevolence
Society Ball.
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- Will you?
- With the greatest pleasure.
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It'll be our debut.
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We'll put on a performance,
you'll never forget.
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I cat-egorically
promise you that.
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Tell me, do Batman and Robin
know I've been sprung?
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Oh, dear! I had intended
to tell them but it..
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...completely slipped my mind in
the throes of this morning's..
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...incidents.
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Do me a favor, commissioner.
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Let it be our secret
for the nonce.
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Meow.
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Batman will learn
about it soon enough.
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Come on, kittens.
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Goodbye, Commissioner Gordon,
Chief O'Hara.
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Until we meet again, here's a
kiss to build a dream on.
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[instrumental music]
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I just don't know, Commissioner.
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What with her being
back in town
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and all that commotion
this morning.
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Do you suppose,
she could be the cause of it?
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Oh, nonsense, Chief O'Hara.
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I can tell a reformed woman,
when I see one.
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And there is reformedwoman.
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And in Catwoman's lair joining
Duncan's Dance studio.
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Yeah! Isn't it simply too
delicious for work. Ha ha.
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Do you really think, we'll be
able to get away with it?
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Of course, we will!
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Didn't I snatch that
silly announcer's voice
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this morning
without a hitch. Ha ha.
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Eenie! Get me his voice.
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(Harry)
'I'll take that chance,
because I would like you to see'
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'the beautiful workmanship
that goes into'
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'this "Stay-dry" umbrella.'
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'Please note the..'
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- Mm.
- 'So where did it get us?'
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You risked getting us caught
just to pull a prank.
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Prank?
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Eenie, sometimes
I think you left
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'your brain in San Francisco.'
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I did it to take
suspicion away from us.
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And set the wheels of justice
skidding in the wrong direction.
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[laughing]
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When we complete this caper
we're gonna have enough money
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to keep us in catnip forever.
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Or else, I'm gonna give the
whole world a severe case of
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permanent laryngitis.
Fellows..
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'...are you sure,
that article didn't mention
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'where they're staying?'
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"The world's most
popular singing duo."
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- "Chad and Jeremy."
- "Are coming to Gotham City.
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to appear at the Police
Benevolence Society Ball."
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"Due to the anticipated
rush of their fans."
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"The accommodation for Chad and
Jeremy are being kept secret."
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Get the commissioner
on the phone.
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Are you nuts?
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You ask him anything,
he'll suspect you for sure.
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Let's get something straight.
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Catwoman is top dog around here
and let's not forget it, Eenie.
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[instrumental music]
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Hello, Catwoman!
What can I do for you?
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You can tell me where
Chad and Jeremy are staying
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while they're here
in Gotham City.
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Oh, no. I-I couldn't do that,
it's top secret information
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and very hush-hush.
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You don't trust me?
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I'm deeply hurt.
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I thought you of all people will
give solace to an ex-convict.
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Well, is there any particular
reason, you want to know?
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I wanna make certain,
we won't perform
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any of the same songs
they will.
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You want this show
to be a success, don't you?
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Well, since you put it that way.
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They'll be at the home
of millionaire, Bruce Wayne.
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Now, look here, you must
promise not to divulge'
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'this information
to anyone.'
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I give you my word.
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'As a lady and a scholar.'
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'Tell me, commissioner.
They call you'
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'the voice of authority
in Gotham City, do they not?'
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Ah, at times, yes-yes.
Why do you ask?
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And if you couldn't speak?
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It might severely cripple your
effectiveness, would it not?
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What do you mean?
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Just say bye-bye, commissioner.
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[beeping]
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I-I..
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[intense music]
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No more pompous prattle
from you.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello.
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You can win a free dance lesson
at Duncan's Dance Studios
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if you answer this simple
question.
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Sorry, I'm not interested
in dance lessons.
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Wait a minute, Dick.
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- The Junior prom's coming up?
- Yes, but..
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We don't want you to be
a wallflower, do we?
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Dancing is an integral part
of every young man's education.
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Gosh, Bruce, you're right but..
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Dancing?
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Alright, miss,
what's the question?
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Who painted
the Whistler's Mother?
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Why...Whistler of course.
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Congratulations!
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- You mean, that's it?
- That's it!
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When do I get my lesson?
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'I'll be right over.'
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Can you imagine that?
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First time in my life,
I ever won anything.
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Congratulations!
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I've to go to the electronic
store to pick up a tube
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for the Bat-sound-analyzer,
we can't move without it.
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- I should be back in an hour.
- Okay.
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One, two, three
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- Oww!
- Oh, sorry.
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That's alright you'll get it.
You're doing fine.
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I don't think, I'll ever learn
to dance, Ms. Kluss.
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(Dick)
'I just don't have
any natural rhythm.'
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Balderdash!
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If you'll pardon
the expression now.
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Ugh.
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[instrumental music]
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I'm a little outta breath.
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- Can we take a break?
- Certainly.
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Very nice place,
you have here, Master Grayson.
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Very homey.
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Fourteen bathrooms.
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Eighteen bedrooms.
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How many entrances
are into the place?
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Three.
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Why are you asking all these
question about the house?
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You seem more interested
in the layout of Wayne Manor
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00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:37,270
than in...giving me
a dancing lesson.
253
00:12:37,272 --> 00:12:39,705
When I get through with you,
Master Grayson.
254
00:12:39,707 --> 00:12:43,375
I'll have taught you,
one heck of lesson.
255
00:12:45,044 --> 00:12:47,845
What are those things there?
256
00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:49,112
Dogwood, why?
257
00:12:49,114 --> 00:12:54,450
Dog?...I'm allergic to...
Ah-ah-choo!
258
00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:58,286
[instrumental music]
259
00:12:58,754 --> 00:13:00,387
Why, you're no dance teacher.
260
00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:02,989
- You're Catwoman!
- Oh!
261
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,124
Mercy, me!
262
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,193
[explosion]
263
00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:11,029
[coughing]
264
00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:21,506
[instrumental music]
265
00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,107
And at Gotham City airport.
266
00:13:23,109 --> 00:13:27,277
England's singing sensations,
Chad and Jeremy
267
00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:29,112
are due to arrive.
268
00:13:29,114 --> 00:13:31,848
[crowd cheering]
269
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:47,129
- Have no fear.
- Chad and Jeremy are here.
270
00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:51,032
Oh, aren't they, just the most
adorable twosome in the world?
271
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:54,468
If you don't count,
Batman and Robin.
272
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:58,471
[instrumental music]
273
00:13:58,473 --> 00:14:00,172
What do you think
of the States?
274
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,541
Do us a favor, we've only
been here two minutes.
275
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:05,510
Sometimes it takes
us as long as half an hour
276
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,411
to get to really
know a country.
277
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,246
(male reporter #1)
Your hair-cut, Jeremy.
278
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:12,215
What haircut?
I've not a trim in weeks.
279
00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:13,382
Actually, he wears it that way
280
00:14:13,384 --> 00:14:15,951
so people won't confuse
him with his mother.
281
00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:16,885
She's bald, poor thing.
282
00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:18,786
- 'Is that right?'
- Yeah, it's right.
283
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:21,388
'What're your plans after your
appearance in Gotham City?'
284
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:23,256
(Chad)
'We're going straight
back home.'
285
00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,858
'We're gonna do a
performance for the Queen.'
286
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,492
¶ ..Of life that was spent
287
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:31,162
¶ In painting and enemy that..
288
00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:32,329
Catwoman.
289
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:36,933
Nice to see a responsible
citizen like you for a change.
290
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:37,533
Thank you, sergeant.
291
00:14:37,535 --> 00:14:39,201
¶ ..I living symbol of your..
292
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:42,404
Come on, let's get out of here
entirely too many people
293
00:14:42,406 --> 00:14:43,972
for us to get
away with it here.
294
00:14:43,974 --> 00:14:48,343
Get away with what, Catwoman?
We still don't know your plan.
295
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,911
You will, Eenie.
296
00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:50,344
Let's go.
297
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,580
¶ ..Come clear
as you see me sitting..¶
298
00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:55,081
What is your favorite group?
299
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:59,151
- Chamber Of Commerce.
- PTA, that sort of thing.
300
00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:00,418
Yes.
301
00:15:00,552 --> 00:15:02,352
You might all have
slept for a week,
302
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:05,922
had I not administered the
universal drug antidote.
303
00:15:05,924 --> 00:15:06,923
Holy Rip Van Winkle!
304
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:09,225
One good thing did come out
of it, Robin.
305
00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:11,827
We now know
who are our adversary is.
306
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:16,298
Poor Commissioner Gordon.
He was so taken in by Catwoman.
307
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:21,135
She's a very beautiful,
very...enthralling woman, Robin.
308
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,238
When you get a little older,
you'll see how easy it is
309
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,242
to become lured by
the female of the species.
310
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:29,977
[computer beeping]
311
00:15:30,979 --> 00:15:34,881
"Duncan Dance Studio,
Tango's our specialty
312
00:15:34,883 --> 00:15:36,616
"37-41, Lorelle Avenue."
313
00:15:36,618 --> 00:15:37,617
To the Batmobile.
314
00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:40,019
[instrumental music]
315
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,187
Meantime, it's tea time.
316
00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:45,190
For Wayne Manor house guests.
317
00:15:45,192 --> 00:15:45,990
There you are.
318
00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:48,125
- Thank you.
- I hope you like it.
319
00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:49,926
Help yourself
to cream and sugar.
320
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,894
I always think tea
is so civilized, don't you?
321
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:55,197
I didn't realize, this custom
had reached the colonies.
322
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:59,234
Oh, my, yes!
We serve tea every afternoon.
323
00:15:59,236 --> 00:16:00,001
Oh, great!
324
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:03,871
When Bruce told me that,
you were going to stay here.
325
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,572
- I did expect--
- Now don't tell me.
326
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:09,309
You expected two grubby morons
to come barging in here
327
00:16:09,311 --> 00:16:12,312
and start smashing up
the place, Didn't you?
328
00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:13,146
Well, I..
329
00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:15,181
Alright, Chad.
You start smashing the cushions.
330
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,617
I'll go in and deal with
crockery in the kitchen.
331
00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:22,187
Don't worry, love, we're not
really like that, you know.
332
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,454
It's just our image.
333
00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:24,521
[sighing]
334
00:16:24,523 --> 00:16:27,457
You know, it's funny, but just
because our fans
335
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,058
are occasionally over
demonstrative
336
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,593
people expect us
to be the same way.
337
00:16:31,595 --> 00:16:32,360
Thank you.
338
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:33,994
For instance, Chad here,
was a medical student.
339
00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:37,364
And I was reading for the law
when our first record came out.
340
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:41,601
We hoped to go back to school,
to complete our education.
341
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:44,370
(both)
Can't be a dropout.
342
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:45,571
Just, think of it.
343
00:16:45,573 --> 00:16:47,072
Every record our fans buy.
344
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:51,543
Brings me another notch closer
to becoming a brain surgeon.
345
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,077
Well!
346
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,345
Mercy alive!
347
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,280
We can't appear
at the Police Ball, now.
348
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,282
Not after you, stole the
commissioner's voice.
349
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,051
Everybody knows, you haven't
really gone straight.
350
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:06,121
Why don't you steal Batman's
voice while you're at it.
351
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:09,657
Never! One of the few joys
I have in life
352
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:12,359
is when his rich,
manly baritone
353
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:18,031
caresses my ears with
"Catwoman, you're under arrest".
354
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:21,534
Oh! It makes
everything worthwhile.
355
00:17:21,536 --> 00:17:25,137
They're going to track us down,
Catwoman. Sure as shooting.
356
00:17:25,139 --> 00:17:29,441
They'll be at the dance studio
in two shakes of a cat's tail.
357
00:17:29,443 --> 00:17:30,475
And we just wait here?
358
00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:34,545
Never you mind, my terrible
trio tabbies, fear not.
359
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:35,812
I have everything
under control.
360
00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:39,482
Batman and Robin, will be
at their final performance.
361
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:39,815
Now!
362
00:17:39,817 --> 00:17:42,818
I want you two to pretend,
you're customers.
363
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,452
And I want you..
364
00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,354
[instrumental music]
365
00:17:47,356 --> 00:17:48,655
No-no-no, I'm sorry, sir.
366
00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:50,523
The Watusi is definitely out.
367
00:17:50,525 --> 00:17:54,693
Now, maybe I can interest you in
one of our seven year courses
368
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:57,328
in a Magyar folk dances.
369
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,500
Citizen.
370
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,536
[chuckling]
371
00:18:07,538 --> 00:18:08,703
Well, well, well.
372
00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:10,337
If it isn't a..
373
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:10,737
And a..
374
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:15,541
Oh isn't that off. I know your
names as well as I know my own.
375
00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:16,842
Benton Bellgoody.
376
00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:18,376
- Batman.
- And Robin.
377
00:18:18,378 --> 00:18:21,178
Oh, how could I forget a thing..
Of course.
378
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,480
What-what-what can I do
for you, Robin?
379
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,348
Uh, we're here
to see Ms. Kluss.
380
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:26,749
She's one of your
dance instructors.
381
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:29,818
Oh, well, I'm afraid that's
impossible right now.
382
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:33,087
You see with all the new dance
steps on the way out.
383
00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:36,356
She's busy trying to find some
things on the way in.
384
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:40,660
Just tell her Batman and Robin
are here, Mr. Bellgoody.
385
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:41,860
And tell her fast!
386
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:46,764
My my, there's a little bit of
the devil in you, isn't there?
387
00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:48,398
[chuckling]
388
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:53,336
Just as I suspected, Robin.
She's up to her old tricks.
389
00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:57,406
Catwoman, can't you see the
folly of your ways?
390
00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:58,673
With your beauty
and intelligence
391
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:01,776
you could go much further
helping your fellow man
392
00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:03,844
rather than harming him.
393
00:19:03,846 --> 00:19:08,381
A bit of whimsy that escapes me
at the moment, Batman.
394
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:09,515
Get 'em, guys!
395
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:12,251
[instrumental music]
396
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,262
- You know something?
- Hmm?
397
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,365
If he weren't such
an old stick in the mud
398
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,367
I might let him live.
399
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,268
But I think
I can handle Batman
400
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,804
it's just the Robin's
"All work and no play".
401
00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:45,447
You know, maybe I can
fix you up with Robin.
402
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:47,615
Ah, it'll never work,
he's too young.
403
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:51,452
That age, all they're
interested in is baseball.
404
00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,362
Ah!
405
00:20:05,199 --> 00:20:06,866
[box crashing]
406
00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:18,410
[grunting]
407
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:32,189
[music continues]
408
00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:49,572
Now, are you ready to
come quietly, Catwoman?
409
00:20:49,574 --> 00:20:50,906
I guess so, Batman.
410
00:20:50,908 --> 00:20:52,841
Batman, can I ask
you a favor before
411
00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:55,610
you send me up the
river without a paddle?
412
00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:56,911
- What is that?
- Ha, ha, ha.
413
00:20:56,913 --> 00:20:59,246
Can I freshen up
a little bit with make-up?
414
00:20:59,248 --> 00:21:03,350
I mean my image might be
damaged if I were seen in public
415
00:21:03,352 --> 00:21:04,417
with a shiny nose.
416
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:09,288
Yes, go ahead but
don't try anything untoward.
417
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:15,460
[intense music]
418
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:23,700
[coughing]
419
00:21:23,702 --> 00:21:26,269
Holy Heidelberg!
What she do that for?
420
00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:30,806
I'm afraid... we've
been drugged, Robin.
421
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:34,242
I-I guess you can
never trust a woman.
422
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:38,546
You've made a hasty...
generalization, Robin.
423
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,715
It's a bad habit
to get into it.
424
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,984
But in this situ--situation
425
00:21:44,986 --> 00:21:52,358
it's entirely
appro... appro... appro..
426
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:56,261
[intense music]
427
00:22:03,469 --> 00:22:07,638
(Catwoman)
'Wake up, little baby boys.'
428
00:22:08,873 --> 00:22:11,975
[intense music]
429
00:22:12,343 --> 00:22:15,044
How you been, Batty boy?
430
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,813
Catwoman!
431
00:22:17,815 --> 00:22:21,049
I'd advice you to yap
as little as possible, boys.
432
00:22:21,051 --> 00:22:23,985
You've been encased in
an enormous echo chamber
433
00:22:23,987 --> 00:22:25,286
weighing two tons.
434
00:22:25,288 --> 00:22:29,890
Every sound there will be
magnified ten million times.
435
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:34,027
(Catwoman)
'Even your breathing
will sound like thunder.'
436
00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:36,963
'And don't bother looking
for your utility belt'
437
00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:38,898
I've had it burned.
Ha, ha, ha.
438
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,500
Oh so, what's
the purpose, CW?
439
00:22:41,502 --> 00:22:44,402
You saw that the drip..
440
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,971
Why can't I get good help?
441
00:22:47,339 --> 00:22:50,074
Moe, turn on the faucet.
442
00:22:52,777 --> 00:22:55,812
[intense music]
443
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,814
[liquid dripping]
444
00:22:58,816 --> 00:23:01,483
I'm sure you recognize
this is a very Asian
445
00:23:01,485 --> 00:23:03,818
of the legendary
Chinese water torture.
446
00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:09,890
When I throw that switch, the
noise'll become excruciating.
447
00:23:10,024 --> 00:23:12,759
And your eardrums
will be shattered.
448
00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:14,426
Shortly following that
449
00:23:14,428 --> 00:23:16,928
your brains
will be turned into "yech."
450
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,697
(Catwoman)
'And then I shall return.'
451
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:23,967
And then you can be
mine forever, Batman.
452
00:23:24,401 --> 00:23:27,436
True, I'll have to
sacrifice your intellect.
453
00:23:28,538 --> 00:23:29,471
Oh, well..
454
00:23:29,473 --> 00:23:31,372
...with a build
like yours, who cares?
455
00:23:31,374 --> 00:23:35,008
After all, one can't
have one's cake and..
456
00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:37,043
...eat it too.
457
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,078
Ta-ta.
458
00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:46,817
[intense music]
459
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:55,658
[reverberating loudly]
460
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,701
Zounds! What sounds!
461
00:24:06,703 --> 00:24:10,137
Will Batman be reduced
to a handsome robot
462
00:24:10,139 --> 00:24:12,973
fit only to serve Catwoman?
463
00:24:12,975 --> 00:24:14,975
Is Robin to become little more
464
00:24:14,977 --> 00:24:18,678
than a cuddly teddy bear
for Eenie?
465
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,715
The answer to these
and other ear-shattering
466
00:24:22,717 --> 00:24:23,982
questions tomorrow!!
467
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:29,153
Same Cat-Time!!
Same Cat-Channel!!