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¶ Batman
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Another bright, brisk morning
in Gotham City.
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For such a bustling metropolis
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the day seems to have begun
quite normally.
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But wait, do we sense
something slightly off-key?
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Here in the Keyborn
book store, perhaps?
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[dramatic music]
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[laughing]
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Or in the Keynote music shop.
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[laughing]
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Or even in the sacred precincts
of the ultra conservative
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Gotham City Key Club?
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[laughing]
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Meanwhile, at Wayne Manor
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stately home
of millionaire Bruce Wayne
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and his youthful ward,
Dick Grayson..
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Alright, take it
from the top, Dick.
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Besides it's famous apes
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and the part it's always
played in history
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the rock of Gibraltar
is also famous for--
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It's the key to
the Mediterranean.
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Ah, right, Dick.
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You might make that the keynote
of your geography paper.
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A headache, Bruce?
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No, no, just a bit weary.
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But thanks to the brief respite
from crime-fighting
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which we seem to be enjoying
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my energies will be
quickly restored.
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What? Upside down?
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Pointing the wrong way? Hmph.
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We'll get right on it.
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That was the manager
of the Keystone building.
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Someone's been playing havoc
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with the big sign
identifying it.
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Probably the work
of some prankster.
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Or some joker.
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Jo..
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Of course, Chief O'Hara!
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Who else but that malevolent
mischief maker
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could be taunting us again
with his capricious capers?
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You still don't think we should
call the Caped Crusader?
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When books, records and files
are involved, Chief O'Hara
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I think we should try
to tackle the problem ourselves.
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But when it comes to tampering
with the buildings
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of our fine city..
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'...we have no other choice.'
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I think I found it, Bruce.
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I'm afraid you spoke too soon.
Let me answer it for you.
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I can always think up
a paradiddle.
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No, Alfred.
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If the commissioner needs us
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this is no time for a white lie.
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Yes, commissioner.
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I'm afraid it's
the Joker again, Batman.
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We'll be right there.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Na na an na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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We're having the locks
replaced in this building.
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And when the new keys
arrived today
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this was in with them.
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(Robin)
'Holy vertebrae!'
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(Batman)
Indeed.
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A macabre little opener.
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Read the attached note.
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"Latched or mastered,
skeletoned or passed.
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Spot the Scott
before you're out-classed."
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Latched or mastered?
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I suspect he used the past-tense
to further confuse us, Robin.
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Latch, master, pass, skeleton.
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They're all terms
which refer to keys.
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Like the Key Club.
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Or the Key Stone building.
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Some seventh sense tells me
that this particular Scott
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is billionaire Angus Ferguson.
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The famous Scottish collector
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'whose currently visiting
our fair city.'
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Just what I was
thinking, Batman.
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Now that you've reminded me.
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Obviously, there is
a connection here.
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Mr. Ferguson is having
a private showing today
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of his fabulous
collection of keys.
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How can anyone have a fabulous
collection of keys?
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There are some famous
keys in the world, Robin.
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Of which Angus Ferguson
has either the original
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or an exact replica.
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Including the piece de
resistance of his current show.
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The famous jeweled key
of Kaincardine.
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Handed down through
the ages from one
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Scottish ruler to another.
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Hmm, holy key ring!
Where is this showing?
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At his private suite
at Gotham Towers.
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We have as many of our men
posted there as we can spare.
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But...if this note
is from the Joker..
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I suggest we take a look at
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Ferguson's fabulous
collection of...keys.
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[dramatic music]
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Ah, this should do it!
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Ah!
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Ah! At last!
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Success beyond even
my wildest dreams.
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Success, Joker?
Because you can turn
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an itsy-bitsy key
in an itsy-bitsy box?
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Well, I glad you could tear
yourself away from the mirror
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to admire my latest triumph.
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This box!
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And particularly, this key
I've just made
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could be the downfall of
those audacious adversaries
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Batman and Robin.
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And give me reign to pursue
my cunning career.
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How did you make the box, Joker?
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Out of bits and pieces, lads.
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Odds and ends.
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Cheese paddings, lighting bugs,
cockroach shells
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all combined with my talents
in other fields, of course.
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But enough of this chit-chat.
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I'm off to make
my first experiment.
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And when I return
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I suspect I would not only
have confounded
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the Dynamic Duo, but I will
have in my possession
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the jeweled key of Kaincardine.
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'The what?'
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The diamonds with which
it's encrusted
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are worth a king's ransom,
Cornelia.
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'Not to mention the rubies
in it's loop'
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the emeralds in it's steam.
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The sapphire in it's collar.
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And the fire opals
in it's bits!
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[laughing]
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Aye.
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The Caped Crusader
and the Boy Wonder.
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Well, it's good
to have you here.
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Help yourself to
a wee deoch an doris.
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[indistinct]
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Thank you, Mr. Ferguson, but
we'd just like to browse a bit.
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Browse, aye, browse.
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Browse to the content
of your stout heart.
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It's a docket door.
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Gaelic for stirrup cup, Robin.
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A drink usually taken
on parting.
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You think he wants
to get rid of us?
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I think we should try to act
as casual as possible, old chum.
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Hmm.
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A rare acquisition.
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"The key to the Bastille
cell block in which the
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man in the iron mask
was imprisoned."
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How could Mr. Ferguson
have gotten that?
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A golden key opens
every lock, Robin.
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Shall we?
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Holy keyhole!
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If there's any dirty work
afoot, you can be sure
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this key is
the hoped-for target.
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Must be worth a fortune.
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More than a fortune, Boy Wonder.
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It's priceless.
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And you're right, Batman.
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My target is the jeweled
key of Kaincardine.
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Which, luckily, we'll prevent
you from obtaining.
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Ohm oh, I wonder,
Caped Crusader.
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I anticipated your
presence here today.
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And I believe my
newest invention
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will render you helpless
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while I transfer ownership
of the priceless jeweled key.
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[Joker laughing]
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[Joker laughing]
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- Are you alright, Robin?
- I think so, Batman.
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What happened?
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I'm not sure.
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Look! It's gone!
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It certainly...is gone.
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It most certainly is gone.
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And if that key is nay found
and returned at once
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I'll sue this city
for $8,000,523.
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- And a three penny bit.
- But Mr. Ferguson--
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And the charge would will
be grand larceny.
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You'll be hearing from my lawyer
before you say Jack McRobinson.
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And you, you two mutton heads.
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After I offered you
a wee deoch and doris. Huh!
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Gotham City still holds you
in great esteem, Dynamic Duo.
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The word mutton heads was
most unfortunate.
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He was right.
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We were standing
in that alcove
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while the Joker made off
with the jeweled key.
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It's...hard to explain.
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What did happen, Batman?
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He had some kind
of contraption.
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A small box with a key.
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Which sparked and hummed.
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He said he would render
us helpless
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while he pulled off the robbery.
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And it did.
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Although, I don't know
exactly how yet.
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If this device could do that
to the two of you...think..
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I have thought, commissioner.
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The theft of the jeweled key
of Kaincardine
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is only secondary.
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There are many devious tricks
up that crafty clown's sleeve.
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He must be stopped before
he makes a laughing stock
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of not only of Robin and me..
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...your fine department
and all of Gotham City.
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And in conclusion, let me repeat
the hope that Batman and Robin
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were in no way helping the Joker
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steal the jeweled key
of Kaincardine
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from Mr. Ferguson
collection today
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'just because the Dynamic Duo
stood by ineffectively.'
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Ineffectively?
What an unpleasant innuendo.
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There's a rumor around
Gotham City tonight
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that the Joker has some new
invention against which
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the Caped Crusader and
the Boy Wonder are powerless.
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Enough of rumors.
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It's about time
for the Green Hornet.
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You're right, Bruce.
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[electronic buzzing]
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Citizens of Gotham City,
this is the Joker.
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[cackling]
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'Coming to you through
your key station'
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via my high-powered
jamming system.
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And particularly addressing
Batman, where ever you are.
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Foiled, failed, frustrated
and so defenseless
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'I'll even give you a clue
to my next crime.'
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Don't give a hoot
for the hobnailed.
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But look for a bow
and a bobtail.
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[laughing]
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Joker is in one of
his more generous moods
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providing us with clues.
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Let's provide him
with a little action.
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To the Bat-poles.
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In his strange and evil way
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Robin, the Joker
sometimes exhibits
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a bit of twisted honesty.
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I think we can ignore
the first half of the clue.
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As he suggested.
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And concentrate on
"Look for a bow and bobtails."
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What you mean, Batman,
twisted honesty?
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He's trying to stump us,
isn't he?
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Let's say he wants us to take
his tricky bait...the hard way.
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Like we did today.
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I think I have the solution
to that, too, Robin.
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When he was younger, the Joker
was a well-known hypnotist.
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- Holy mesmerism!
- Exactly.
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Catching us off guard
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and using that
ingenious box and key
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as a temporary diversion
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he momentarily had us
in his power.
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But that's water under
of the bridge.
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Look for a bow and bobtails.
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A bow..
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Bow knot..
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00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,018
Bow line..
260
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,285
Bow legs..
261
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,252
Bo Peep, rainbow?
262
00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:35,856
No, I suspect there is
some other key to..
263
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:36,957
Key.
264
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,390
Of course.
265
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:43,596
The loop of a key,
the handle is also called..
266
00:14:43,598 --> 00:14:44,930
...a bow.
267
00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:45,430
Now bobtails.
268
00:14:45,432 --> 00:14:49,100
Bobtailed horse,
bobtailed drawbridge.
269
00:14:49,102 --> 00:14:51,268
Bobtailed flush in poker.
270
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:54,938
- Bobtailed...lynx.
- Lynx?
271
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,206
Cufflinks, uh, golf course?
272
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:57,973
L-Y-N-X.
273
00:14:57,975 --> 00:15:02,177
A bobtailed species of wildcat
with a valuable fur
274
00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:04,612
varying in color..
275
00:15:05,046 --> 00:15:05,845
That's it, Robin.
276
00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:09,982
And the way he emphasized
foiled, failed
277
00:15:09,984 --> 00:15:12,351
frustrated and defenseless.
278
00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:14,619
Sure, Batman,
he must have the key
279
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,454
to Franchin's Fancy Fur Salon.
280
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,389
- Let's go!
- One moment, Robin.
281
00:15:18,391 --> 00:15:23,394
This requires
unusual precaution.
282
00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:27,196
Oh, I know diamonds are supposed
to be a girl's best friend
283
00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:31,366
but I could get real chummy
with some mink or ermine.
284
00:15:31,368 --> 00:15:33,267
I'll take three or four of these
285
00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:34,501
and a couple of gorillas.
286
00:15:34,503 --> 00:15:37,370
I think you mean
Chinchilla, Cornelia.
287
00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:40,139
One of the rarest
and most costly of furs.
288
00:15:40,141 --> 00:15:42,541
Oh, well, that's
exactly what I mean.
289
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,309
But aren't you afraid
we'll get caught
290
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,477
in a place like this,
this time of night?
291
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,879
'Ah, with my duplicate key
to the manager's office'
292
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,648
'we were able to come
through his private entrance'
293
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,882
which has no burglar alarm.
294
00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:57,052
And Latch and Bolt are
in the front hall on guard.
295
00:15:57,054 --> 00:15:58,153
With two recruits!
296
00:15:58,155 --> 00:16:00,321
What about the clue you
broadcast to Batman?
297
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:03,891
Ah, precisely why I
brought my little magic box.
298
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:04,524
[laughing]
299
00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:07,126
I'm looking forward
to giving Batman and Robin
300
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,995
another taste
of it's unique power.
301
00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:11,329
[laughing]
302
00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,998
This time's the joke's
gonna be on the Joker.
303
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,201
So, let's get the jump on him.
304
00:16:18,336 --> 00:16:20,270
Ooh, ho, ho!
305
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,672
Good evening, friends.
306
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,507
[laughing]
307
00:16:28,277 --> 00:16:30,578
Something's wrong.
The key must be broken.
308
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,414
It's not the key to that box
that's broken, Joker.
309
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:36,350
It's your hypnotic
power over us.
310
00:16:36,352 --> 00:16:37,351
Well, it worked before.
311
00:16:37,353 --> 00:16:40,287
This time we took our
counter-hypnosis Bat-pellets.
312
00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:42,489
From our Bat-capsule dispensary.
313
00:16:42,491 --> 00:16:45,525
Latch, Bolt, everybody!
314
00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,699
[intense music]
315
00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:37,141
Nothing but some wires
and a little battery.
316
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,008
Exactly, Robin.
317
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,978
We didn't give him time
to induce hypnosis.
318
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:42,545
But as I've said
319
00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:48,117
that monstrous mountebank
is full of mad maneuvers.
320
00:17:49,686 --> 00:17:52,120
Would you like me
to bring down some breakfast?
321
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:55,990
The human body can only go
so long without proper
322
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,024
food, drink and sleep.
323
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,458
It's only been
one night, Alfred.
324
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,527
And we have to trap
The Joker once and for all.
325
00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:04,263
If I might suggest
a thought, sir?
326
00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:05,130
Hmm, oh, please do.
327
00:18:05,132 --> 00:18:06,164
It struck me that recently
328
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:10,535
most of his messages have
involved twists on words.
329
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:13,137
Word plays on keys,
particularly.
330
00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:14,304
Now, if in his private life--
331
00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:16,706
Precisely the course
we've been pursuing, Alfred.
332
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,109
Robin, what have you
come up with?
333
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:23,245
Keyboard, key bugle, key fruit.
334
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:28,750
Keynote address,
key signature, Keystone state.
335
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:31,452
Ah, by private life I meant
336
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:32,553
a change of identity.
337
00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:34,154
Possibly, an assumed name.
338
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:34,787
Holy pseudonym.
339
00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:37,156
Of course, Alfred,
why didn't we think of that?
340
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,459
Would you mind handing me
the telephone directory?
341
00:18:40,461 --> 00:18:42,127
- Here we are, sir.
- Thank you.
342
00:18:42,129 --> 00:18:45,063
I programmed a Bat-computer
feedback circuit
343
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:46,330
to isolate key name metaphors
344
00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:50,734
in the greater Gotham City
telephone directory.
345
00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,669
It's got to be one of these.
346
00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:54,303
Mrs. Carrie Bekeypin.
347
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,204
No, I don't think he'd be
348
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,439
masquerading as a woman.
349
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,173
The Locker Room?
350
00:18:59,175 --> 00:19:01,708
An English grill
I occasionally frequent.
351
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,210
Superb sweet pudding.
352
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,212
Louie Latch?
353
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,580
What about this one?
354
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,347
Clavier Ankh.
355
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,116
Clavier Ankh! What kind
of a name is that?
356
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,618
A very revealing name, Robin.
357
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,288
The clavier is the
keyboard of an organ
358
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,691
and ankh is a sacred
Egyptian cross
359
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,560
symbolizing the key of life.
360
00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:25,727
Gosh, Batman.
361
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:26,929
And the address.
362
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,731
No 1, Doughan Alley.
363
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,400
That's worthy of note.
364
00:19:37,372 --> 00:19:38,605
It's a cool pad, Joker.
365
00:19:38,607 --> 00:19:42,375
All you've seen of this cool
pad, Cornelia, is that mirror.
366
00:19:42,377 --> 00:19:44,510
Vanity's a waste of time.
367
00:19:44,512 --> 00:19:46,845
I never look at myself.
368
00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:48,746
Well, I'm younger, Joker.
369
00:19:48,748 --> 00:19:49,747
And a girl.
370
00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:51,749
And it is a cool pad.
371
00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:53,383
Well, it will do
for the purpose.
372
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,852
Do you really think Batman's
smart enough to find it?
373
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:59,689
Oh, he's an adversary almost
worthy of me, Cornelia.
374
00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:03,959
But soon, will only
be skeleton of one.
375
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,794
Ah!
376
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:08,362
And sooner than
I planned, in fact.
377
00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:09,463
There's the Batmobile now.
378
00:20:09,465 --> 00:20:12,199
The Dynamic Duo are somewhat
unorthodox, Cornelia.
379
00:20:12,201 --> 00:20:14,367
No doubt they'll
come up the outside wall.
380
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,702
You know what to do, Latch
and Bolt will help
381
00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:21,440
while Uncle Clavier double
checks his Human-Key-Duplicator.
382
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:22,908
You mean a real live one?
383
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:23,808
You'll see, Cornelia.
384
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:27,578
Oh, at last the end
of Batman and Robin is in sight
385
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:33,350
and I can start planning the
craftiest caper of my career!
386
00:20:33,352 --> 00:20:35,285
[laughing]
387
00:20:45,296 --> 00:20:46,529
Your daily workout, Batman?
388
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:49,798
Yes, crime fighters
have to stay in shape.
389
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,832
'But you know that.'
390
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,233
Well, my job's a little easier.
391
00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:55,903
Sometimes, a fast gun has
the edge on a fast Bat-rope.
392
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:56,937
I'm not invading your territory.
393
00:20:56,939 --> 00:20:59,306
I'm just tracking
down clue incognito.
394
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:00,006
Welcome and good luck.
395
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,309
If you need help you could
always locate us through
396
00:21:03,311 --> 00:21:04,877
Commissioner Gordon's office.
397
00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:07,412
The Bat-phone number's unlisted.
398
00:21:07,414 --> 00:21:09,480
Smart thinking.
399
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:18,021
Don't slip.
400
00:21:18,555 --> 00:21:20,522
Brave men, Jim.
401
00:21:28,531 --> 00:21:29,898
You startled me.
402
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,032
I'm sorry, young lady.
403
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:33,834
We're here to pay
Mr. Clavier Ankh
404
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:36,903
a little unexpected visit.
405
00:21:36,905 --> 00:21:38,471
This is his apartment, isn't it?
406
00:21:38,473 --> 00:21:41,407
Uncle Clavier's in the library.
407
00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:44,343
May I ask who's calling?
408
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,278
Batman and Robin.
409
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,445
Oh, yes.
410
00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:49,947
This way, please.
411
00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,816
The girl from the fur salon.
412
00:21:53,818 --> 00:21:56,552
I'm afraid this
could be a trap, Batman.
413
00:21:56,554 --> 00:21:58,453
He who knows how to fear, Robin
414
00:21:58,455 --> 00:22:01,289
knows how
to proceed with safety.
415
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,557
A translation from Latin.
416
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:06,993
Maybe I should've told you.
417
00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:09,895
The library's in the cellar.
418
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,369
Whoo! Ha ha ha!
419
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,404
To make this
Human-Key-Duplicator
420
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:23,907
I also made some brilliant
changes and innovations.
421
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:30,647
But I'm sure you understand
the basic principles, Batman.
422
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,715
You are in this vise.
423
00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:34,583
A duplicate blank key
424
00:22:34,585 --> 00:22:35,550
is in this vise.
425
00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:37,919
'And when I activate the motor'
426
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,721
'and the vises start turning'
427
00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:41,655
that cutting blade
428
00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:45,025
will do its grooviest
work on you.
429
00:22:45,027 --> 00:22:46,626
[laughing]
430
00:22:46,628 --> 00:22:48,594
You monster!
431
00:22:48,596 --> 00:22:50,996
A grown man like me
should be prepared
432
00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:54,099
to meet his maker at any time.
433
00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:56,534
But not a boy like Robin.
434
00:22:56,536 --> 00:22:59,737
What diabolical plan
do you have for him?
435
00:22:59,739 --> 00:23:01,405
First, a wax spray job.
436
00:23:01,407 --> 00:23:02,572
Somewhat similar to what you get
437
00:23:02,574 --> 00:23:05,374
when you have the
Batmobile washed.
438
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:09,111
It takes a week or so for
the wax to harden properly.
439
00:23:09,113 --> 00:23:10,679
Until then, who knows?
440
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:14,683
A notched key for
a lock with many wards, hmm?
441
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,085
Do I have to watch
all this, Joker?
442
00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:18,086
Their reflections icky.
443
00:23:18,088 --> 00:23:20,521
Oh, not if it makes
you squeamish, Cornelia.
444
00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:24,758
Alright, to the wax spray
chamber for the Boy Wonder.
445
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,627
[laughing]
446
00:23:28,695 --> 00:23:31,630
'Start with a light spray.'
447
00:23:31,632 --> 00:23:34,799
When every pore in his body
is filled with wax
448
00:23:34,801 --> 00:23:37,635
we'll apply a heavier coating.
449
00:23:37,769 --> 00:23:41,571
Let's get the skeletonizing
process over with, Batman
450
00:23:41,573 --> 00:23:43,639
while you're all keyed up.
451
00:23:43,641 --> 00:23:46,575
Have you a last word
for posterity?
452
00:23:46,577 --> 00:23:47,475
Only this, Joker
453
00:23:47,477 --> 00:23:50,845
Evil sometimes
triumphs temporarily
454
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,047
but never conquers.
455
00:23:53,049 --> 00:23:53,947
If I have time, Batman
456
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:58,618
I'll see that that is properly
engraved on your tombstone.
457
00:23:58,620 --> 00:23:59,952
In the mean time..
458
00:23:59,954 --> 00:24:02,521
[laughing]
459
00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:05,956
Is there any key
460
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:10,093
to the solution of this
monstrous scheme?
461
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:13,930
Will Batman really
be skeletonized?
462
00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:18,000
And Robin waxed
and then notched?
463
00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:20,768
Keep keen-edged
464
00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:21,869
keen-witted
465
00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:23,737
and keep watching!
466
00:24:23,739 --> 00:24:24,571
Tomorrow!
467
00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:29,542
Same Bat-time,
same Bat-channel!
468
00:24:33,547 --> 00:24:35,014
[theme music]
469
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,716
¶ Batman
470
00:24:38,117 --> 00:24:40,051
¶ Batman
471
00:24:41,153 --> 00:24:42,987
¶ Batman
472
00:24:44,556 --> 00:24:47,024
¶ Batman
473
00:24:47,592 --> 00:24:50,760
¶ Batman Batman
474
00:24:50,762 --> 00:24:53,028
¶ Batman
475
00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:57,198
¶ Batman Batman
476
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,533
¶ Batman
477
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:07,540
¶ Na na na na na na na
478
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:10,809
¶ Batman