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¶ Batman
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A beastly hot day
in Gotham City.
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Rare indeed for a metropolis
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which generally
enjoys perfect weather.
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But what better time of year
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for Gotham City's
Annual Miss Galaxy Contest.
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For which the five
remaining contestants
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are already preparing
this morning
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for tonight's final event.
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And five beauties
they are indeed.
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Ms. Corsica.
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Ms. Canary Islands.
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Ms. Barrier Reef.
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The local favorite,
Ms. Gotham City herself.
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And Ms. Iceland.
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But what's this?
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Strangers are never allowed
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in the beauty queens'
dressing room.
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Let alone, kidnappers.
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Let alone, him!
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Sorry, I can't take
you all with me...ladies.
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Oh-ho. What's a scorcher?
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96 in the shade and the
temperature is still rising..
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Miss Iceland?
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Kidnapped from the beauty
pageant dressing room?
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The leader was wearing what?
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A collar with jet nozzles?
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To keep his head cold?
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Of course. At once.
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Jet nozzles to keep
your head cold.
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Sounds like a good invention.
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But there's just one man
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who might have invented it,
Chief O'Hara.
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Just one man who can live
in an environment
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50 degrees below zero.
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And just one who's likely
to have kidnapped Ms. Iceland.
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Shiver me timbers, commissioner.
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You don't mean, Mr. Freeze?
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I do indeed, that cold-blooded,
cold-hearted, callous culprit.
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Seems, a pity on a day like this
to call out the Caped Crusader.
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Fair whether or foul,
dog days or a monsoon
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who else can we call
in such a crisis?
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- And who else would answer?
- Hmm.
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Maybe he'll welcome
the air conditioner.
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Commissioner!
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I wonder if Batman will
welcome the air conditioning.
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Wild!
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[laughing]
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[intense music]
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[Chief O'Hara grunting]
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Help.
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Help!
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Frozen.
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Eh, what do we do?
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And in Wayne Manor
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stately home of millionaire,
Bruce Wayne
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and his youthful ward,
Dick Grayson.
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(Commissioner Gordon)
'Uh, help!'
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Naturally, sir.
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Hi, Alfred, Mrs. Cooper
was looking for you.
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Something about that reception
she's planning tonight.
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Thank you, Alfred.
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Yes, commissioner.
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Ba..
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'Help, Bat..'
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The commissioner, I think he was
trying to tell me something.
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To the Bat-poles.
On the double.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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[tire screeching]
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Meanwhile in an ice cream truck
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directly across the street
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the sinister,
Mr. Freeze is plotting
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his next cold calculating move.
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So, the Caped Crusaders have
come to the rescue after all.
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That means, the newspaper
reporters will be far behind.
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Wild!
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Chill, you've the iceman?
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He's waiting outside,
Mr. Freeze.
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Shivers,
you have the ice?
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It's all ready, boss.
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- Get the operation going.
- Okay, boss.
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Holy polar-front.
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Yes, Boy Wonder. The
commissioner and Chief O'Hara
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are trapped in that office
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with frost and snow and slushing
ice pouring out all over.
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It's terrible.
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I'm afraid they died
an icy death by now.
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A negative view point, sergeant,
man has nothing without hope.
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Robin, the plastic explosive.
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Stand clear of my side.
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[beeping]
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[explosion]
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[music continues]
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Darling Miss Iceland.
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Soon I'll be able to make
you much more comfortable.
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Then I'll start lowering
the temperature
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in your lovely body.
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And you will learn
how to love me.
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You'll love me as much
as most people will learn
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how to hate Batman.
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No matter how sick the battle
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no matter how heavy the frost
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no matter who you really
are or where you ever come from
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I knew I could depend on you,
Batman.
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But why can't we find out
what happened?
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Commissioner Gordon and Chief
O'Hara nearly freeze to death
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'in this office
on the hottest day of the year.'
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And nobody can or will give us
any details whatsoever.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Please-please,
gentlemen of the press.
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And this attractive young lady.
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Nellie Majors,
Gotham City Herald.
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As if you didn't know.
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I ask you all to be patient.
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Commissioner Gordon
and Chief O'Hara
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will give you the details later.
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As you can see, it's been
a rather harrowing experience.
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That's what our readers buy,
Batman.
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Harrowing experiences.
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Has this anything to do with
the kidnapping of Ms. Iceland?
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Ms. Iceland, kidnapped?
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Holy hijack!
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And might it involve a certain
arch criminal who escaped
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from the state penitentiary last
week in an ice cream truck?
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It just might, Nellie.
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Yes, it's very possible
Mr. Freeze has started another
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cold wave of terror!
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Robin, since when do we make
public accusations
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without strong, solid, proof.
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Robin's indiscrete statement
is strictly off the record.
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Not off my record, Batman.
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(Batman)
'I'm sorry, Ms. Majors.'
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I certainly wasn't suggesting,
what your paper should
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or should not print.
It's just that I feel--
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That you're on a spot, Batman.
Is that it?
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'Oh, I know, you're
a well-known crime fighter'
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'and a local hero'
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but I've seen many heroes
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tarnished in the course
of my career.
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Nellie, I will not
have the Caped Crusader
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spoken to like that
in this office.
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You too, commissioner?
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Something to hide?
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[instrumental music]
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Where did you come from?
Who ordered that?
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A couple of guys down
in the streets sent it up.
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Paid off in advance.
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Nice present on a day like this.
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"To Batman,
for incidental crime expenses."
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I-C-E, ice?
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Ice. Green ice.
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Bribe money, Batman?
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A reward for not revealing
what happened here today?
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I'm afraid
I don't understand, Ms. Majors.
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I doubt if the readers
of the Gotham City Herald
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will be equally deluded.
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Your mask seems to make
an excellent blindfold.
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Come on, fellows.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Regardless of how this,
little windfall is interpreted
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I'd still like to see it go to
the policemen's welfare fund.
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After the way
you've been vilified here today?
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It's not your fault,
commissioner
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and I certainly don't blame,
Ms. Majors.
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A reporter's lot
is not easy.
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Making exciting stories out of
plain, average, everyday people
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like Robin and me.
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[instrumental music]
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In a seemingly abandoned
cold storage plant.
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Mr. Freeze has taken up
temporary residence.
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Where even now he's coldly
calculating his next move
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in operation "Hate Batman."
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Wild, boys. Wild!
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Look here.
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"Is Batman being bribed?
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Is Batman on ice?"
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What slippery character
is putting these kids under
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the Caped Crusader?", written by
someone called Nellie Majors.
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Very good article too.
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Must be a very clever woman
that Nellie Majors.
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- Don't you think so, boys?
- Sure do, boss.
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She's the smartest news head
on the Gotham City Herald.
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Wild. Now put on your costumes
for the next maneuver.
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Well.
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The Caped Crusader's getting
the works at last.
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Now, he'll understand what it is
like not to be loved.
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Now he'll feel hate for once.
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Hate, like I feel hate.
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You should feel hate.
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I certainly hate you.
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But why, my darling Ms. Iceland?
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Haven't I made you comfortable?
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All these
beautiful furniture
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those nice cool frosty bars
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to lower the temperature
in your beautiful body.
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To air condition you, darling,
so you would stop hating me.
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Once you hit
50 degree below zero
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you will be loving me.
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Loving you?
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Oh, you monster!
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Never!
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Oh, we'll see.
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- We'll see.
- Ah!
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[laughing]
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You will see, Mr. Freeze.
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Wasn't there something in those
newspapers about my kidnapping?
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A small item or two.
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But all the important
headlines were taken up
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by Batman's disgrace.
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Ugh!
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[music continues]
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Do my eyes deceive me
or is this the Dynamic Duo?
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We put on the costume
like you said, Mr. Freeze.
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- I'm Batman!
- I'm Robin.
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Wild. From a distance, even
I couldn't tell the difference.
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Now, this is my plan.
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We've had the Bat-analyzer
all the pertinent information
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on Mr. Freeze's past crimes.
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Now, let's see, what it
computes for the future.
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[beeps]
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What is it, Batman?
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It's more green ice.
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Ah!
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Yes, Alfred.
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Knowing first things
come first, sir
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I waited until
the last possible moment
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before interrupting your
important computations
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but the guests will
be arriving shortly.
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- Guests?
- Yes, sir.
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The pool side reception,
this evening
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for the Bruce Wayne Foundation.
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Holy tuxedo!
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If we're late,
Aunt Harriet will kill us.
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"Kill" is not
a word to be
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bandied about
haphazardly, Robin.
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Angry, yes, as well, she might
be, if we're late.
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Don't forget, we've placed the
entire burden of this reception
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on her stout,
unselfish shoulders.
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Round it up.
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Good evening, Mayor Linseed,
and Linda, how nice to have you.
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It's so nice to be here,
Mrs. Cooper.
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Any party at stately Wayne Manor
is a big event in our lives.
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- Thank you.
- My dear.
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What could have happened
to Bruce and Dick?
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He'll be here any moment, madam.
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Oh, here they are now.
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Sorry, Aunt Harriet,
a slight delay.
263
00:14:05,326 --> 00:14:06,258
I lost a cufflink.
264
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,793
Well, I think everyone's here.
265
00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:13,397
Alfred, ask the caterer
to start passing the orders.
266
00:14:13,399 --> 00:14:14,965
Uh, they already are, madam.
267
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:18,001
But I'll check again
below stairs.
268
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:22,471
Beautiful, Aunt Harriet.
269
00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:24,406
You've outdone yourself,
as usual.
270
00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:25,840
You really like it?
271
00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:29,343
I originally planned
to have it all Japanesey.
272
00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:33,080
But the caterer called
and suggested Irish.
273
00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:37,284
He said, green was most becoming
to women guests.
274
00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:38,952
What do you think?
275
00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:39,319
Green?
276
00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:42,855
I even had the reflection
pool dyed green.
277
00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:44,022
Mrs. Cooper's
a clever colleen, Bruce.
278
00:14:44,024 --> 00:14:48,226
Yes, and who would've thought of
a wee bit of the Emerald Isle
279
00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:50,361
right outside of Gotham City.
280
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,432
Holy shamrocks.
281
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:57,065
Emerald.
282
00:14:57,067 --> 00:15:00,401
Also known among
the criminal set as
283
00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:02,136
(both)
green ice.
284
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:04,037
(Mr. Freeze)
'Stop.'
285
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,238
Don't move, anybody.
286
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,340
[indistinct chattering]
287
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,874
Nobody move.
288
00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:13,876
What in the world is this?
289
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,143
Let's get him quick.
290
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:17,478
Patience, Dick Grayson.
291
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,446
You've all heard of me.
292
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:22,048
So no monkey business.
293
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:28,386
Who is he? How dare he come here
and spoil our nice party?
294
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,988
Maybe that special
duty policeman..
295
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,222
[hissing]
296
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,856
[everyone gasps]
297
00:15:41,164 --> 00:15:43,298
Bruce, we just can't stand here.
298
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,265
These are my guests, Dick.
299
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,268
I don't dare make a move to put
them in further jeopardy.
300
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:52,573
Waiters, clear your trays and
fill them up with real goodies.
301
00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:53,874
Wild!
302
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:55,275
[laughing]
303
00:15:56,110 --> 00:16:00,313
That voice, it sounds exactly
like the caterer
304
00:16:00,315 --> 00:16:04,083
who called suggesting
the Irish motif.
305
00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:04,483
Figures.
306
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,650
I'll try sneaking around 'em.
307
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:11,022
No! Chief O'Hara, better
the loss of a few bubbles
308
00:16:11,024 --> 00:16:12,523
than the life
of a stalwart citizen.
309
00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:16,460
No, not that, it's engraved,
cherished memento given to me
310
00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:19,029
by the good people
of Gotham City.
311
00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,063
[laughing]
312
00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:21,130
You can't do that.
313
00:16:21,132 --> 00:16:23,132
(Bruce)
'Don't fight, Aunt Harriet.'
314
00:16:23,134 --> 00:16:27,970
One day, these men will get
their just deserts.
315
00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:28,904
Oh!
316
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,205
You said it,
Aunt Harriet.
317
00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:32,207
Enough amusement for now.
318
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:36,945
And so you don't do anything
foolish like following us.
319
00:16:36,947 --> 00:16:40,048
Everybody into the pool, please.
320
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,949
[indistinct chattering]
321
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:46,086
Bruce, this is too much.
Do something.
322
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:46,953
Under the circumstances
323
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:50,690
I think it would be wise
to follow his instructions.
324
00:16:50,692 --> 00:16:55,528
When I say, in the pool.
I mean, in the pool.
325
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,263
Move, please!
326
00:16:57,265 --> 00:17:00,165
I have never felt
so indignant.
327
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,699
We're so helpless.
328
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,316
[laughing]
329
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,722
That'll cool you off a little.
330
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:26,689
Wild!
331
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:29,258
[laughing]
332
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,492
Green ice.
333
00:17:31,494 --> 00:17:33,594
Just as the computer predicted.
334
00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:37,063
If only Batman
and Robin were here.
335
00:17:37,065 --> 00:17:39,565
Sure and our only
chance for salvation
336
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,333
are the Caped Crusaders.
337
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:46,137
They must have heard us.
338
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:50,241
Alright, Mr. Freeze, give back
those jewels or else..
339
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,508
Or what else?
340
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,343
You'll be sorry.
341
00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:54,477
That's wild.
342
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:57,046
[laughing]
343
00:17:58,114 --> 00:18:00,515
[intense music]
344
00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:21,702
Oh!
345
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:25,772
Oh.
346
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:27,673
[laughing]
347
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,345
Easy, Batman.
You almost hit me.
348
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,512
I'm sorry, Mr. Freeze.
349
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,147
I'll be more careful, next time.
350
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,548
[laughing]
351
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:40,783
Let go!
352
00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:42,551
[grunts]
353
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,386
[laughing]
354
00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:54,595
[music continues]
355
00:18:56,331 --> 00:18:57,731
[laughing]
356
00:18:58,132 --> 00:19:00,399
Batman and Robin don't leave us.
357
00:19:00,401 --> 00:19:03,235
No, the safety of the guests
here comes first.
358
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:06,304
How do I look with
egg on my face?
359
00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:07,605
Shh.
360
00:19:08,473 --> 00:19:09,673
Wild!
361
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:11,274
[laughing]
362
00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:15,744
Strange, the Dynamic Duo
acting in this manner.
363
00:19:15,746 --> 00:19:19,481
It's not like them,
not like them at all.
364
00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:20,482
It is not.
365
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:23,184
Though everyone has
heard the recent rumor
366
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:26,921
that is if they read
the Gotham City Herald.
367
00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:34,294
Ah! Merciful heavens!
368
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:41,367
Your arrival was well-timed,
Alfred.
369
00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:43,635
If you haven't turned on
that pool heater
370
00:19:43,637 --> 00:19:45,203
we'd all still be frozen in.
371
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:48,839
A clever ploy by Mr. Freeze,
I'm afraid.
372
00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:50,373
And a human ice cube.
373
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,607
If I'd arrived
even earlier, sir
374
00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:56,178
I might have been able to expose
those imposters of his.
375
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:59,180
And if I may say so, sir
376
00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:00,848
I'm a bit concerned
about the, uh
377
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:04,251
the current reputation
of the Caped Crusaders.
378
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:04,684
Me too.
379
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,619
There're other reputation
is to be considered.
380
00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:09,722
Commissioner Gordon,
Chief O'Hara, Mayor Linseed
381
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:12,391
none of this looks
good for Gotham city.
382
00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:13,392
But Alfred's right, Batman.
383
00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:16,695
Everyone will believe that story
about you taking a bribe unless
384
00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:19,898
we capture Mr. Freeze
and return the jewels tonight.
385
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,833
And perhaps rescue Miss Iceland.
386
00:20:21,835 --> 00:20:25,636
Her kidnapping seems
to have become...secondary.
387
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:28,972
A regrettable
situation for any young girl.
388
00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,574
I hear Iceland
is considering severing
389
00:20:31,576 --> 00:20:32,608
diplomatic relations, sir.
390
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,376
Which we must
prevent at all cost.
391
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:38,346
(Robin)
'But, where could
he be hiding now?'
392
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,549
Yes, three good possibilities.
393
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:46,287
The bottling works,
the meat packing company
394
00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:49,657
and The Frosty Freezy's factory.
395
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:55,762
Currently shut down but
adjoining the cold storage plant
396
00:20:57,598 --> 00:21:00,466
Beautiful, beautiful.
397
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,569
Beautiful for my beautiful love.
398
00:21:04,571 --> 00:21:06,804
I want nothing
from you. Ever!
399
00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:10,440
Perhaps, you are not
cold enough to be cooperative.
400
00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:12,642
I'm colder than I want to be.
401
00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:14,744
My fingers are getting numb.
402
00:21:14,746 --> 00:21:15,611
That's good.
403
00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:17,646
Your metabolism is changing
404
00:21:17,648 --> 00:21:21,883
and your temperature
is still a bit above zero.
405
00:21:21,885 --> 00:21:24,852
In the morning,
you'll be 50 below
406
00:21:24,854 --> 00:21:27,321
and madly in love with me.
407
00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:30,023
You could turn
me into a glacier
408
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,891
and I still wouldn't love you.
409
00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:35,561
You a glacier,
darling Miss Iceland.
410
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:36,028
Never!
411
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:41,400
But I have other plans
for a monstrous ice floe.
412
00:21:41,402 --> 00:21:44,803
[intense music]
413
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:48,539
What is it, Chill?
414
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:52,809
Here's the frozen reindeer meat
you wanted for a midnight snack.
415
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:53,409
Hmm.
416
00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:56,011
What else? Something
seems to be bothering you.
417
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:58,346
I was leaving
the meat packing company
418
00:21:58,348 --> 00:21:59,980
the Batmobile pulled up.
419
00:21:59,982 --> 00:22:04,884
Oh, so the Caped Crusaders are
now checking cold storage units.
420
00:22:04,886 --> 00:22:06,352
And getting closer.
421
00:22:06,354 --> 00:22:08,287
Now, the Batmobile's
parked in front
422
00:22:08,289 --> 00:22:10,756
of The Frosty Freezy's factory.
423
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:13,859
Batman and Robin must be inside.
424
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:14,992
Wild!
425
00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:18,729
We'll put the
Dynamic Duo on ice.
426
00:22:18,863 --> 00:22:21,764
Once and forever.
427
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,731
Gosh, Batman!
Dig those flavors.
428
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:27,568
"Lemon, lime,
orange, raspberry, pineapple..
429
00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:29,670
(Mr. Freeze)
'Take your choice, Boy wonder.'
430
00:22:29,672 --> 00:22:31,972
Haven't you read
the newspapers, Batman?
431
00:22:31,974 --> 00:22:33,606
'Haven't you heard the stories?'
432
00:22:33,608 --> 00:22:34,506
The public is fickle.
433
00:22:34,508 --> 00:22:38,576
(Mr. Freeze)
'You're no longer
the great hero of Gotham City.'
434
00:22:38,578 --> 00:22:39,677
And soon, very soon
435
00:22:39,679 --> 00:22:44,615
you'll be hated,
despised like me. Wild!
436
00:22:44,617 --> 00:22:46,984
[laughing]
437
00:22:46,986 --> 00:22:49,619
[intense music]
438
00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:56,758
[clattering]
439
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,526
[groaning]
440
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:04,097
[grunting]
441
00:23:18,445 --> 00:23:20,646
[music continues]
442
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:27,986
Wild!
443
00:23:27,988 --> 00:23:29,654
(Batman)
'Check out, Robin!'
444
00:23:29,656 --> 00:23:31,022
The freeze gun!
445
00:23:31,024 --> 00:23:32,790
[laughing]
446
00:23:35,994 --> 00:23:38,862
[intense music]
447
00:23:40,531 --> 00:23:41,964
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
448
00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:44,433
So you wanted
to outsmart me, eh?
449
00:23:44,435 --> 00:23:48,537
But you can't outsmart
the machinery in this factory.
450
00:23:48,539 --> 00:23:51,606
'And soon you'll be
the first two human'
451
00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:54,442
frosty freezies in history.
452
00:23:54,444 --> 00:23:55,643
[laughing]
453
00:23:55,645 --> 00:23:57,144
Wild!
454
00:23:58,012 --> 00:24:01,080
Can zis, uh,
I mean this be happening?
455
00:24:01,082 --> 00:24:06,819
Batman being made into a
pineapple frosty freezie?
456
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,555
And Robin into a lime one?
457
00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:11,557
Has the diabolical Mr. Freeze
458
00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:14,826
out-witted
the Dynamic Duo after all?
459
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,994
With some fancy ice-work?
460
00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:21,098
Hope for a miracle,
and stay frozen in your seats!
461
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:26,970
Until tomorrow
same time, same channel!
462
00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:31,940
[theme music]
463
00:24:32,975 --> 00:24:34,976
¶ Batman
464
00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:38,178
¶ Batman
465
00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:41,180
¶ Batman
466
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,516
¶ Batman
467
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,151
¶ Batman
468
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,919
¶ Batman
469
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,820
¶ Batman
470
00:24:51,888 --> 00:24:53,655
¶ Batman
471
00:24:53,657 --> 00:24:55,089
¶ Batman
472
00:24:55,091 --> 00:24:57,157
¶ Batman
473
00:25:02,863 --> 00:25:05,564
¶ Na na na na na
474
00:25:05,566 --> 00:25:08,667
¶ Batman