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¶ Batman
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So far, we have seen
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outside the annual
Gotham City charity luncheon.
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A different kind of charity.
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And a different kind of hero.
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The Penguin. Penguin,
a civic minded citizen?
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Holy turnabouts.
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Something's fishy.
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Mayor Linseed, what was it?
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Penguin for Mayor.
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He couldn't possibly win.
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Oh, yes, he could.
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Disaster for Gotham City.
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Only one hope.
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Batman for Mayor.
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The Penguin campaigned
in high gear.
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Penguin posters everywhere.
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Batman discussed the issues
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to sympathetic supporters.
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While Penguin issued champagne
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and other goodies.
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The caped candidate
talked to the voters.
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But these voters wanted him
out of the race.
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Robin, a political liability.
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Holy soap suds.
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An acid bath that could eat
them clean to the bone.
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And a deadly set of scales.
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The waddling politico
arrives to quack.
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Hang on for just
one searing minute.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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In a few seconds, we're gonna be
in the soup, Batman.
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It's all my fault, Robin.
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I should have recognized those
goons as soon as I saw them.
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Well.
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Here goes.
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Batman.
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Batman!
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Batman, are you alright?
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Yes, thanks to Alfred.
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Lucky he insisted
on making these new costumes
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out of acid-proof material.
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Holy coffin nails, Batman.
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You sure had me scared.
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Just a second while
I dissolve these thongs.
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Now, to get you down from there.
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Then, we'll get out of here.
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Like 'em, Pengy?
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Never mind
the buttons, Lulu.
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Batman is no longer with us.
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As of now,
it's a one man race.
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Then you should win it easily.
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Ah ha ha,
that's very true.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Eh?
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What?
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Acid-proof costumes?
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Foe! For him!
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Well, he's not smear-proof.
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And when I get through
with him on our TV debate
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even his own mother
won't vote for him.
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This is ridiculous, Batman.
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Debating the Penguin
on television
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when he tried to kill you
two hours ago.
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Unfortunately, we have no proof.
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If I mention it, the Fair
Campaign Practices committee
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would accuse me
of using smear tactics.
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I certainly wouldn't want that.
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You have to hold still, sir.
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Otherwise I shall be smearing
the make up on your cowl.
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Sorry, Alfred.
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There.
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You should look quite good
under the light's now, sir.
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How do you do,
ladies and gentlemen?
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Station KGOM is very happy
and proud to bring you a debate
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between the candidates
who are running
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for mayor of Gotham City.
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I believe The Penguin
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will lead off the debate.
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Friends and fellow citizens
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I want to give
you my solemn word
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that there will be no
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mud-slinging in this campaign.
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Unless, of course,
my opponent slings it.
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But I intend to stick
to the issues.
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Now, what are the issues?
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There is only one.
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Batman!
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'Who is he?'
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'Who is this acrobatic clown'
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who somersaults
around Gotham City..
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...in a ridiculous costume?
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I suggest that
behind that mask
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Batman is, in reality,
a dangerous criminal.
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Why else does he wear a mask?
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Why else does he
conceal his past?
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Would you think about that
a moment, my friends?
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'Whenever you've seen Batman'
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'who is he with?'
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Criminals!
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'That's who.'
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'You look in the old
news papers.'
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Every picture of Batman
shows him with thugs
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and with thieves
and hobnobbing with crooks.
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Where as my pictures show me
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always surrounded by whom?
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By the police.
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I am associate of the law.
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- You listen to those lies!
- Oh, that penguin!
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He's as crooked
as a warped shillelagh!
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Now, which man do
you want to run Gotham City?
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A man like myself who is always
in the company of the law?
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Or a man like Batman
who rubs elbows
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'with the worst elements
so this city'
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'and who is undoubtedly a
desperate criminal himself?'
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Think about it without rancor.
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And remember this.
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No mud-slinging
in this campaign.
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Yeah, Penguin! Atta boy.
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Thank you very much.
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You bet!
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And now, we should have a few
words from the other candidate.
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My fellow citizens.
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'Let me begin by pointing out
some inconsistencies'
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'in both the logic
and the substance'
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'of Mr. Penguin's
preceding remarks.'
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[indistinct singing]
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What's going on?
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This is your doing,
you waddling pact politician.
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Tut, tut, wonder midget.
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Can I help it if I have
enthusiastic fans?
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'Besides, now, the voters
won't be bored to death'
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by Batman's babble.
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[laughing]
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We interrupt this broadcast
for a special news flash.
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(Reporter)
'The Gotham City Convention Hall
containing two million dollars'
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'worth of displays for the forth
coming jewelers convention'
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'is being robbed
by a gang of criminals'
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'who have barricaded
themselves inside..'
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Well, don't just stand there.
Get down to Convention Hall.
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Right, commissioner.
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We better get right
down there, Robin.
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'Alright, you two incompetents.'
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You'll botch this job.
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Citizen Penguin to the rescue.
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This is Walter Klondike
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in the lobby of Gotham City's
Convention Hall
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where one of the greatest
robberies of all time
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is taking place right now.
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The two candidates from air
have just gone inside
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to help subdue
the cut-throat gang
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that has kept Gotham City's
police force at bay.
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Oh, Chief O'Hara.
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Well, chief, how does it
look to you now?
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Grim.
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That's how it looks.
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I only hope
that Batman and Robin
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get out of there alive.
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- Hmm, how about The Penguin?
- Him! Why, that--
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Thank you very much,
Chief O'Hara.
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We now switch you
to Chet Chumley
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inside Convention Hall.
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Come in, Chet.
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Thank you, Walter.
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This is Chet Chumley
inside Convention Hall.
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From our post here,
high above the floor
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we can see the battle
spread before us.
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And Batman, Robin
and The Penguin
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are struggling furiously
with the thugs
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who are attempting to make off
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with over a million
dollars in jewels.
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No, not so fakely, you faker.
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Not so real!
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Well, that's all for Robin.
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Just leaves the two candidates..
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Ah, we switch now
to David Dooley
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down at the convention floor.
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Come in, David.
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Thank you, Chet.
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This is David Dooley
on the convention floor.
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I'm gonna maneuver
to Batman to see
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if I can get him
to say a few words.
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Is there anything you'd like
to say to the audience, Batman?
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Of course, Batman,
a little bit later.
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Thank you.
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This is David Dooley
on the convention floor.
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I switch you back now
to Chet Chumley.
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Take it away, Chet.
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Thank you, David.
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This is Chet Chumley,
high above the convention floor.
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The battle is raging
hot and heavy below us.
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Wait a minute.
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Batman got one.
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Now, it looks like The Penguin
is about to get one.
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He did.
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Score one more for the Penguin.
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Well, it looks like the Penguin
is holding up quite a lead.
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But it's still a tight contest.
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I think that David is maneuvered
over toward The Penguin now
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so we switch to the convention
floor and David Dooley.
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Come in, David.
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Thank you, Chet.
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This is David Dooley
on the convention floor.
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I'm going to see
if we can get a few words
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from the other candidate.
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Is there anything you'd like to
say to our television audience?
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I'm very busy right now, David
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as you can see.
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Bringing law and order
back to Gotham City.
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Alright, just have a few words
to say to the voters.
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Even though my own life
is in danger.
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Where's the camera?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
friends of Gotham City
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you've seen both of
the candidates in action.
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And you can decide yourself
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which of us is better able
to run this glorious city.
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Now, you seem to be
putting more thugs
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out of business than Batman.
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- How do you explain that?
- Who said I'm like him?
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Batman is in cahoots
with the criminal elements.
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He's got one foot
in the underground.
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Thank you for your
opinion, Penguin.
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Mr. Penguin!
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I'll teach you
to fire our fair city.
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The Penguin!
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The Penguin!
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What a man!
What a man!
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The Penguin has certainly gained
some political mileage today.
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Batman, are you alright?
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They were just too many
for me, Robin.
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But somehow, the Penguin
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was knocking them down
left and right.
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That whole thing
was a setup, Batman.
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That waddling weasel planned it.
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Perhaps. But I'm afraid
we can't prove it.
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I guess nobody likes a loser.
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Well, that's the story
from Convention Hall.
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Goodnight, David.
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Goodnight, Chet.
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It's a black day
for Gotham City.
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I just talked to Gallus,
Rouper and Trendek.
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How bad was it?
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The latest poll shows
sixty five percent, Penguin.
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Thirty five percent, Batman.
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Cha! That's gratitude for you!
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After all that Batman
has done for our citizens.
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I think you underestimate
the good citizens
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of Gotham City, chief.
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But look at the poll, Batman.
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Elections are not
won by polls, commissioner.
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They're won by votes.
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At least, in this country.
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Sixty five percent
is a big margin, Batman.
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00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:22,209
I know it looks grim, Robin.
266
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:24,244
But I wouldn't throw
in the towel
267
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:25,378
until the votes are counted.
268
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:29,048
Ah, the first return
should be coming in now.
269
00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,282
'This is Walter Klondike.'
270
00:14:30,284 --> 00:14:32,917
The first returns on
the mayor's election
271
00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:33,584
have just come in.
272
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:37,421
As usual, the north-eastern
precincts are reporting earliest
273
00:14:37,423 --> 00:14:40,424
and the tally from the
north-east gives the Penguin
274
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:43,827
twelve thousand
five hundred seventy four
275
00:14:43,829 --> 00:14:47,897
and Batman, nine thousand
six hundred eighty two.
276
00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:49,598
[phone ringing]
277
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,498
Hello.
278
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,099
Hello, commissioner.
279
00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:55,902
This is next mayor
of Gotham City speaking.
280
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:56,903
What? Who is this?
281
00:14:56,905 --> 00:15:00,373
No, I just want to tell you
not to worry about your job.
282
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:03,876
See, I'm appointing The Riddler
new commissioner of police.
283
00:15:03,878 --> 00:15:07,145
And he's promised to give
you back your old job.
284
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,012
Why, you pompous--
285
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:11,382
Well, that's pounding
the bead on the waterfront.
286
00:15:11,384 --> 00:15:12,516
Why, you..
287
00:15:12,518 --> 00:15:14,551
Listen, you malignant--
288
00:15:14,553 --> 00:15:16,019
Well, ta-ta!
289
00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:16,886
No harsh words, please.
290
00:15:16,888 --> 00:15:20,589
Commissioner, I'll put you in
charge of cleaning sewers.
291
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:21,590
'How dare you!'
292
00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:23,592
And you tell that
Irish stooge of yours
293
00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:26,962
that his next job will be
shinning the shoes
294
00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:29,164
of the new police chief.
295
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,331
The Joker.
296
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,199
[laughing]
297
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,469
The terrible thing is,
in a few short hours
298
00:15:36,471 --> 00:15:39,138
that mangy bird
may be my boss.
299
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,306
Here's a new development,
ladies and gentlemen.
300
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,375
Although the eastern precincts
went heavily for The Penguin
301
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:49,613
the middle and western precincts
show a very strong Batman trend.
302
00:15:50,014 --> 00:15:50,947
Western precincts.
303
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,916
Batman's probably
getting the Indian vote.
304
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,585
Penguin's lead has narrowed
to a few thousand
305
00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:57,552
and continues to shrink.
306
00:15:57,554 --> 00:16:02,089
This election may still have
some few surprises ahead.
307
00:16:03,324 --> 00:16:05,925
You blow-hards told me
I couldn't lose.
308
00:16:05,927 --> 00:16:07,126
What's happening?
309
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:08,193
The X-factor.
310
00:16:08,195 --> 00:16:09,427
Random sampling error.
311
00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:11,395
Well, you better pray
that my lead holds
312
00:16:11,397 --> 00:16:15,432
or you'll be taking random
samplings of river water..
313
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,000
...from the bottom.
314
00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:19,268
It's too good to be true.
315
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,369
The returns.
316
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:22,471
Here are the latest reports.
317
00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:24,372
The Batman trend is continuing.
318
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:27,608
The Western precincts
have gone solidly for Batman.
319
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:30,010
The caped candidate
is now to within
320
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:32,178
one thousand votes
of the Penguin.
321
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:36,382
You were the only one who really
had faith in the voters, Batman.
322
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:38,117
I'm ashamed of meself.
323
00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:39,218
We're all ashamed, Batman.
324
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,620
While we were ready
to desert the ship
325
00:16:41,622 --> 00:16:43,021
you never lost your courage.
326
00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:45,256
You brought us safely through.
327
00:16:45,258 --> 00:16:47,925
I never would've believed
that the polls could be wrong.
328
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:50,661
There've been other candidates
who've trusted too much
329
00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:52,162
of the polls, Mayor Linseed.
330
00:16:52,164 --> 00:16:55,999
And they found out that
it's the votes that count.
331
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:59,235
Smart politicians trust
the voters, not the polls.
332
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:05,608
After all, if you can't trust
the voters, whom can you trust?
333
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:10,278
I'll win this election
by hook or by crook.
334
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,646
At least you
have choices, Pengy.
335
00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:14,215
If you don't have
a board of electors
336
00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:15,983
you can't count the votes.
337
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,951
And if you can't count the votes
338
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,319
you can't announce the winner.
339
00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:20,453
That's real sharp thinking.
340
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:25,357
So, hang the polls
and hang the pollsters.
341
00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:33,164
I told you not to count those
hobos down at the grave yards.
342
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,698
What about the two
sword swallowers
343
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,567
and the lady wrestler
you turned in?
344
00:17:37,569 --> 00:17:40,136
Nobody will ever
listen to us again.
345
00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:45,307
Don't worry. We can always
get a job rating TV shows.
346
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:48,676
Ha-ha!
347
00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,678
- We're going to win.
- Saints be praised!
348
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:55,516
You certainly thought me a few
things about politics, Batman.
349
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,618
Hello.
350
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,719
Oh, just a minute.
351
00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:01,253
- For you.
- Hello.
352
00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:05,290
The law says that the
votes must be counted only
353
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,391
by a duly appointed
354
00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:08,626
'board of elections, Batman.'
355
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:13,197
'And it so happens that I
have the board of elections'
356
00:18:13,199 --> 00:18:15,532
'right here with me.'
357
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:20,270
And unless the city council
meets within one half an hour
358
00:18:20,272 --> 00:18:23,172
and proclaims me
mayor of Gotham City
359
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:27,309
they will be counting
the votes in a morgue.
360
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:30,512
You forget about the Bat-tracer,
Batman, because I'm not gonna be
361
00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:34,449
on the phone long enough
to let you trace the call.
362
00:18:34,451 --> 00:18:36,517
Goodbye.
363
00:18:42,524 --> 00:18:43,757
The Penguin has kidnapped
364
00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:47,360
the board of elections,
Mayor Linseed.
365
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:48,527
Holy potluck!
366
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,395
No, Robin, not at all.
367
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,563
Even The Penguin
hasn't unlimited funds.
368
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:57,301
I suspect the campaign has
severely depleted his resources
369
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,304
and he's holding his hostages
in the headquarters
370
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,206
of that vulnerable organization.
371
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:08,211
The Grand Order
of Occidental Nighthawks.
372
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,413
Let's go.
373
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:16,719
One and half hours up
and nothing from Batman.
374
00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:19,655
I think my little
grandstand play
375
00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:22,257
has turned the tide.
376
00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:23,758
Turn the TV on again, Lulu
377
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:28,896
while we watch ex-mayor
Hayseed or whatever his name is
378
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,530
proclaim me mayor.
379
00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:34,600
Oh, I'm gonna wring
this city dry.
380
00:19:34,602 --> 00:19:37,803
I'm gonna pick the bones
of Gotham City
381
00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:40,438
and throw the carcass
to the finks.
382
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:40,938
[laughing]
383
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:45,208
(Batman)
'Aren't you being
a little premature, Penguin?'
384
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,709
How did you find this place?
385
00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:48,444
You goofed, that's how.
386
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:50,712
And no good mayor ever goofs.
387
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:55,883
Particularly, when he hasn't
even been elected yet.
388
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:57,784
But I have the board
of elections here.
389
00:19:57,786 --> 00:20:00,620
They can't have
counted any more votes.
390
00:20:00,622 --> 00:20:01,520
They didn't need to.
391
00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:05,857
Why, there's some sort of a
trick, that's what it is.
392
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,959
Some sort of a low, scurvy
393
00:20:07,961 --> 00:20:11,963
underhanded political
sort of a trick.
394
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,531
I'll have you reported
395
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,834
to the Fair Campaign
Practices Committee.
396
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,268
No, Pengy.
397
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:21,271
You said we associated
with criminals.
398
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:23,406
So, here we are.
399
00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:25,374
Attack!
400
00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:47,328
I thought you bought the machine
401
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,763
to turn out your campaign
literature, Pengy.
402
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:55,869
Look what it's
turning it out now.
403
00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:56,836
I see it.
404
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,871
And it's not literature.
405
00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:02,607
I'm getting out of here
before they package me.
406
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,474
You'd better, too.
407
00:21:03,476 --> 00:21:06,543
No! Batman wouldn't
dare touch me.
408
00:21:06,545 --> 00:21:10,914
Think what it would do
to his public image.
409
00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:18,855
Remember, remember
I'm a candidate
410
00:21:18,857 --> 00:21:20,790
'for the mayor of Gotham City.'
411
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,291
Now, you lay hands on me
412
00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:23,425
and I'll have the woollens out.
413
00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:26,728
Keep your distance!
Keep your distance, I say!
414
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:27,562
Keep you distance!
415
00:21:27,564 --> 00:21:30,765
I think it's time for us
to wrap up the election, Batman.
416
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:34,502
I take it you mean
wrap up the candidate.
417
00:21:34,504 --> 00:21:35,836
Oh, exactly.
418
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:39,439
[screaming]
419
00:21:52,653 --> 00:21:55,755
Ah!
420
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:07,399
In case you're interested,
Penguin, Batman won the election
421
00:22:07,401 --> 00:22:08,500
by an overwhelming margin.
422
00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:11,970
The votes were already counted
when you kidnapped the board.
423
00:22:11,972 --> 00:22:14,806
Fraud! It's a fraud, I say.
424
00:22:14,808 --> 00:22:17,475
I demand a recount.
425
00:22:17,477 --> 00:22:18,342
Don't worry.
426
00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:19,976
You'll have another chance soon.
427
00:22:19,978 --> 00:22:23,980
The Convict's Committee
for Clean Prison..
428
00:22:23,982 --> 00:22:27,483
...Government is having
an election next week.
429
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:33,522
You should arrive...just
in time to run for chairman.
430
00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,590
And if you need any endorsements
431
00:22:35,592 --> 00:22:37,358
just let us know.
432
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,728
[quacking]
433
00:22:41,696 --> 00:22:45,498
I demand my
constitutional rights.
434
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:54,707
Now, that I have resigned
in favor of Mayor Linseed
435
00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:57,376
Gotham City will
be back in good hands
436
00:22:57,378 --> 00:22:58,643
for another four years.
437
00:22:58,645 --> 00:22:59,577
And if nothing else
438
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,579
Robin got a good
lesson in civics.
439
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,714
Oh, I had enough experience
to last me forever.
440
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:07,484
Now, you can never have too much
experience in politics, Robin.
441
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:10,920
As many politicians
have discovered.
442
00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,122
[phone ringing]
443
00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:14,823
Yeah.
444
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:19,393
Why, yes, he's right here.
445
00:23:19,395 --> 00:23:21,595
Batman, for you.
446
00:23:21,597 --> 00:23:23,730
Thank you.
447
00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:26,532
Batman.
448
00:23:27,066 --> 00:23:28,733
Thank you very much.
449
00:23:28,735 --> 00:23:32,837
I'm flattered that your
committee should be interested
450
00:23:32,839 --> 00:23:35,673
in me as a presidential
candidate for 1968.
451
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:41,045
But I'm afraid my Gotham City
duties take precedence.
452
00:23:41,513 --> 00:23:44,114
Yes, I will definitely
let you know
453
00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:47,083
if I change my mind.
454
00:23:49,953 --> 00:23:51,720
Well.
455
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:52,987
Bulging ballet boxes!
456
00:23:52,989 --> 00:23:54,455
Batman, that was some offer!
457
00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:57,124
And you ain't
even a general, Batman.
458
00:23:57,126 --> 00:24:00,026
Anyway it was nice
of them to call.
459
00:24:00,028 --> 00:24:02,395
[phone ringing]
460
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,829
Yes.
461
00:24:03,831 --> 00:24:05,163
Hold on, just a moment.
462
00:24:05,165 --> 00:24:08,399
Batman, another call.
463
00:24:11,636 --> 00:24:13,903
Yes, Batman.
464
00:24:14,638 --> 00:24:16,639
I'm flattered, gentlemen
465
00:24:16,641 --> 00:24:22,111
but I thought your party
had a candidate for 1968.
466
00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:29,017
Next week, Mr. Freeze returns.
467
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,187
[theme music]
468
00:24:34,189 --> 00:24:36,489
¶ Batman
469
00:24:37,557 --> 00:24:39,624
¶ Batman
470
00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:42,760
¶ Batman
471
00:24:43,895 --> 00:24:45,896
¶ Batman
472
00:24:46,597 --> 00:24:50,099
¶ Batman Batman
473
00:24:50,101 --> 00:24:52,568
¶ Batman
474
00:24:53,069 --> 00:24:56,571
¶ Batman Batman
475
00:24:56,573 --> 00:24:58,873
¶ Batman
476
00:25:04,112 --> 00:25:06,746
¶ Na na na na na na na
477
00:25:06,748 --> 00:25:09,081
¶ Batman