1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,768 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,672 --> 00:00:11,141 (male narrator) A glorious day for the annual luncheon 3 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:14,544 of the Gotham City Charity Fund. 4 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:23,752 Uh-oh. There's trouble on the wing. 5 00:00:24,286 --> 00:00:25,286 Wait for me. 6 00:00:25,288 --> 00:00:27,688 'Help! Help!' 7 00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:31,425 I'm being hijacked by a hooligan. 8 00:00:31,427 --> 00:00:34,127 Please, won't somebody help me. 9 00:00:34,129 --> 00:00:35,728 Foul play in our fair city. 10 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:39,164 That crooked quacker is up to no good. 11 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,599 Citizen Penguin to the rescue. 12 00:00:41,601 --> 00:00:44,635 You foul, filcher.. 13 00:00:44,637 --> 00:00:48,739 I'll teach you to prey on helpless Gothamites. 14 00:00:48,741 --> 00:00:50,474 Penguin. What's going on here? 15 00:00:50,476 --> 00:00:51,808 It's me you should be slugging. 16 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:55,378 What? Citizen Penguin molest a minion of the law? 17 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,646 Ha, it's inconceivable. 18 00:00:57,648 --> 00:01:00,548 Take care of this poor old man. 19 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,786 The Penguin did what? 20 00:01:06,788 --> 00:01:11,357 Floored a thug who was holding up a blind news-dealer? 21 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:14,693 Was polite to a police officer? 22 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:19,831 Saved a baby in a buggy from being hit by a truck? 23 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:26,137 And then donated $100,000 to the Gotham City Charity Fund? 24 00:01:26,139 --> 00:01:32,610 You're absolutely sure it was the Penguin? 25 00:01:32,612 --> 00:01:34,445 Alright, Sims. 26 00:01:34,447 --> 00:01:36,547 Keep an eye on him. 27 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:41,118 Did you hear all that, chief? 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,519 That I did, commissioner. 29 00:01:42,521 --> 00:01:44,621 Oh, that feathered fiend must be cookin' up 30 00:01:44,623 --> 00:01:48,691 something pretty foul in his bubblin' cauldron. 31 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:51,627 There's only one man capable of unraveling 32 00:01:51,629 --> 00:01:54,262 this tangled scheme. 33 00:02:01,703 --> 00:02:02,335 Hark. 34 00:02:02,337 --> 00:02:05,438 Is this a dagger which I see before me? 35 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,773 The handle toward my hand. 36 00:02:07,775 --> 00:02:10,342 Come, let me clutch thee. 37 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:13,778 I have thee not, yet I see thee still. 38 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:16,313 It's very nice that you're playing the lead 39 00:02:16,315 --> 00:02:17,681 in Macbeth, Dick, but don't forget 40 00:02:17,683 --> 00:02:20,350 that you have a civics exam coming up. 41 00:02:20,352 --> 00:02:23,119 Besides, Alfred may be getting uncomfortable. 42 00:02:23,121 --> 00:02:23,853 Oh, not at all, sir. 43 00:02:23,855 --> 00:02:27,256 I've always had a fondness for Shakespeare. 44 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,157 [bat-phone beeping] 45 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:34,261 Eh, one moment, sir. 46 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:36,496 Yes, commissioner. 47 00:02:37,297 --> 00:02:39,264 I see. We'll be right down. 48 00:02:39,266 --> 00:02:42,433 Civics will have to wait, Dick. Penguin is up to new tricks. 49 00:02:42,435 --> 00:02:46,537 Alfred, you may exercise your familiarity with the bard. 50 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:56,713 [theme music] 51 00:03:05,322 --> 00:03:07,523 ¶ Batman 52 00:03:08,491 --> 00:03:10,625 ¶ Batman 53 00:03:11,627 --> 00:03:13,861 ¶ Batman 54 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,263 ¶ Batman 55 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,597 ¶ Batman 56 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,598 ¶ Batman 57 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,900 ¶ Batman 58 00:03:24,369 --> 00:03:25,769 ¶ Batman 59 00:03:25,771 --> 00:03:27,537 ¶ Batman 60 00:03:27,539 --> 00:03:29,171 ¶ Batman 61 00:03:29,173 --> 00:03:32,807 ¶ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na ¶ 62 00:03:32,809 --> 00:03:35,409 ¶ Batman 63 00:03:40,581 --> 00:03:44,183 [intense music] 64 00:03:53,893 --> 00:03:55,827 [sizzling] 65 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,467 [tires screeching] 66 00:04:20,518 --> 00:04:22,819 Did you hear those rumors in the lobby? 67 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:24,220 The Penguin running for Mayor. 68 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,521 It's a free country, Robin. 69 00:04:25,523 --> 00:04:26,455 It won't be if he's elected. 70 00:04:26,457 --> 00:04:30,225 Besides, I thought convicted felons were barred from holding 71 00:04:30,227 --> 00:04:30,892 any official office. 72 00:04:30,894 --> 00:04:31,893 I suspect Penguin has done 73 00:04:31,895 --> 00:04:33,895 his civics homework well, Robin. 74 00:04:33,897 --> 00:04:35,830 And has discovered that paragraph 34-A 75 00:04:35,832 --> 00:04:38,732 of the city charter has never been officially repealed. 76 00:04:38,734 --> 00:04:41,801 It specifically allows convicted criminals 77 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:44,236 to run for public office. 78 00:04:44,238 --> 00:04:45,804 Holy disaster area. 79 00:04:45,806 --> 00:04:47,605 I don't think there is any danger 80 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:50,374 of the Penguin being elected, Robin. 81 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:50,774 Hmm. 82 00:04:50,776 --> 00:04:55,278 The people of Gotham city are not as simple minded 83 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,746 as he might think. 84 00:04:56,748 --> 00:04:58,714 Thirteen please. 85 00:05:16,466 --> 00:05:19,000 I'm glad you two are here, Dynamic Duo. 86 00:05:19,002 --> 00:05:20,968 I wanted a chance to say goodbye. 87 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:25,372 I think you tend to overestimate the Penguin, Mayor Linseed. 88 00:05:25,374 --> 00:05:27,907 Well, the Gotham City News-dealers Association 89 00:05:27,909 --> 00:05:29,642 doesn't overestimate him. 90 00:05:29,644 --> 00:05:30,809 They endorsed him. 91 00:05:30,811 --> 00:05:32,443 Thanks to those shenanigans 92 00:05:32,445 --> 00:05:33,510 he pulled this afternoon. 93 00:05:33,512 --> 00:05:35,578 'The same shenanigans got him the endorsement' 94 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,780 'from the Gotham City Charity Fund.' 95 00:05:37,782 --> 00:05:42,284 Not to mention the East Coast Bird-Lovers Society. 96 00:05:42,518 --> 00:05:44,819 - Commissioner. - Yeah. 97 00:05:44,821 --> 00:05:45,486 Uh, Bonnie. 98 00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:49,456 Send in Gallus, Rooper and Trendek. 99 00:05:57,698 --> 00:06:00,499 Gallus, Rooper, Trendek. 100 00:06:01,901 --> 00:06:04,535 - Take it away, CF. - Thank you, EG. 101 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:06,737 Now, this is an accurate depiction 102 00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:08,038 of the Gotham city electorate. 103 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,441 As determined by our famous random sampling method. 104 00:06:11,443 --> 00:06:14,010 'Result, 30 percent stated their preference' 105 00:06:14,012 --> 00:06:14,910 'for Mayor Linseed.' 106 00:06:14,912 --> 00:06:16,645 60 percent prefer the Penguin. 107 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:18,513 And 7 percent were undecided. 108 00:06:18,515 --> 00:06:21,315 What's the fourth line on the chart? 109 00:06:21,317 --> 00:06:23,884 Ah, yes. That represents two old ladies 110 00:06:23,886 --> 00:06:25,819 who are backing Harry Goldwinner. 111 00:06:25,821 --> 00:06:26,920 The monarchist candidate. 112 00:06:26,922 --> 00:06:30,056 And that, gentlemen, is the big picture. 113 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:30,923 Now if you'll excuse us 114 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:34,760 we have an appointment with the other candidate. 115 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,974 Gallus, Rooper, Trendeck. 116 00:06:51,609 --> 00:06:52,609 They're never wrong. 117 00:06:52,611 --> 00:06:55,678 It's hopeless, I can't possibly beat the Penguin. 118 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,380 He'll use every underhanded political trick in the book 119 00:06:58,382 --> 00:07:01,049 and he probably know more underhanded tricks 120 00:07:01,051 --> 00:07:02,383 than...even I know. 121 00:07:02,385 --> 00:07:05,586 It is true, that the Penguin is somewhat 122 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,487 devious in his methods, but-- 123 00:07:07,489 --> 00:07:08,688 No, Batman. 124 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,990 I don't have a chance. 125 00:07:10,992 --> 00:07:13,025 There's only one hope. 126 00:07:13,027 --> 00:07:14,793 Yes? 127 00:07:14,795 --> 00:07:16,127 You , Batman. 128 00:07:16,129 --> 00:07:17,761 'Me?' 129 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,128 Yes, Batman. You. 130 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:22,464 You're the only one popular enough to stand a chance 131 00:07:22,466 --> 00:07:24,632 'of beating that tricky bird.' 132 00:07:24,634 --> 00:07:25,566 The Mayor is right, Batman. 133 00:07:25,568 --> 00:07:28,902 The Penguin will try to smear whoever runs against him. 134 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:30,837 You're the only man in Gotham city 135 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:32,738 whose reputation is spotless enough 136 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:34,039 to stand up against him. 137 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,673 You've got to run, Batman. 138 00:07:35,675 --> 00:07:39,376 I can run as deputy mayor on the same ticket with you. 139 00:07:39,378 --> 00:07:41,745 It's the only way we can save Gotham City 140 00:07:41,747 --> 00:07:45,482 from the clutches of that feathered fiend. 141 00:07:48,085 --> 00:07:50,519 To run for mayor 142 00:07:50,521 --> 00:07:54,623 of a great American city like this one. 143 00:07:55,658 --> 00:07:58,159 It's a great responsibility. 144 00:07:58,161 --> 00:08:00,494 But, am I worthy of it? 145 00:08:00,496 --> 00:08:02,896 If you're not, nobody is, Batman. 146 00:08:02,898 --> 00:08:06,532 Guardian of the peoples trust. 147 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:10,568 No, no. I'm not worthy of it. 148 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:14,471 You're the only man in Gotham city who is, Batman. 149 00:08:14,473 --> 00:08:15,905 You've got to accept, Batman. 150 00:08:15,907 --> 00:08:18,440 We're they representatives of the people. 151 00:08:18,442 --> 00:08:20,708 And we call upon you to save Gotham city 152 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:24,845 from the horrible fate of the Penguin as mayor. 153 00:08:24,979 --> 00:08:26,579 Very well. 154 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:28,980 I accept the call of the people. 155 00:08:28,982 --> 00:08:32,683 Hurray for Batman! Batman for mayor! 156 00:08:32,685 --> 00:08:34,851 - Hurray! - Hurray! 157 00:08:38,655 --> 00:08:39,454 Not far away 158 00:08:39,456 --> 00:08:42,957 at Penguin Campaign Headquarters. 159 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:45,625 [upbeat music] 160 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,106 [crowd cheering] 161 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,210 All together. 162 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,680 ¶ For he's a jolly good fellow 163 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,049 ¶ For he's a jolly good fellow 164 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,951 ¶ For he's a jolly good fellow 165 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,153 ¶ Which nobody can deny 166 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,990 Quack. Quack. Alright, back to work. 167 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,759 Everybody, when we're through with this campaign 168 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,962 even Mayor Linseed will vote for me. 169 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,029 [crowd cheering] 170 00:09:26,031 --> 00:09:29,699 Gee, I wish I was old enough to vote for you, Mr. Penguin. 171 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:32,201 Don't worry, little one, you'll get your chance 172 00:09:32,203 --> 00:09:33,969 on my fourth term. 173 00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:35,637 [crowd laughing] 174 00:09:36,972 --> 00:09:37,972 Quick, the latest figures. 175 00:09:37,974 --> 00:09:40,341 How much of a lead do I have? 176 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:42,309 - None. - None? 177 00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:43,209 Just three hours ago 178 00:09:43,211 --> 00:09:47,079 you told me that I had 60 percent of the electorate. 179 00:09:47,081 --> 00:09:48,780 That was a pre-Batman poll. 180 00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:50,915 Since Batman announced his candidacy 181 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,783 '55 percent favor Batman.' 182 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:54,918 '35 percent favor the Penguin.' 183 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:55,952 '7 percent are undecided.' 184 00:09:55,954 --> 00:09:57,253 And 3 percent are still backing 185 00:09:57,255 --> 00:09:58,921 Harry Goldwinter, the monarchist candidate. 186 00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:03,959 So, ol' pointy ears has thrown his cowl into the ring, huh? 187 00:10:03,961 --> 00:10:07,595 Good. Once and for all, I'll settle matters 188 00:10:07,597 --> 00:10:09,763 with that masked moron. 189 00:10:09,765 --> 00:10:10,897 And when I finish with him 190 00:10:10,899 --> 00:10:15,735 he won't garner enough votes to be elected dog-catcher. 191 00:10:15,737 --> 00:10:17,636 [applause] 192 00:10:19,805 --> 00:10:20,838 Hello, workers. 193 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,072 Double the assessments. 194 00:10:22,074 --> 00:10:23,840 Triple the size of the posters. 195 00:10:23,842 --> 00:10:27,143 Quadruple the number of campaign buttons. 196 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:29,778 We'll give the voters of this city 197 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,680 the kind of campaign that they want. 198 00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:36,050 Plenty of girls and bands and slogans 199 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,785 and lots of hoopla. 200 00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:40,954 But remember, no politics. 201 00:10:40,956 --> 00:10:43,122 Issues confuse people. 202 00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:45,924 See, a big smile, hearty handshake 203 00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:48,326 and a really catchy campaign song. 204 00:10:48,328 --> 00:10:51,095 That's the way to win an election. 205 00:10:51,097 --> 00:10:53,097 Quack, quack, quack. 206 00:10:53,099 --> 00:10:54,765 [applause] 207 00:10:58,836 --> 00:11:02,271 Meanwhile, at Batman Campaign Headquarters. 208 00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:05,240 Don't you think we should make them a little bigger, Batman? 209 00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:08,176 I think these are quite large enough, Robin. 210 00:11:08,178 --> 00:11:11,078 After all the voters are interested in issues 211 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,679 not in window dressing. 212 00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:16,015 Sure, Batman. But a little showmanship won't hurt us any. 213 00:11:16,017 --> 00:11:19,051 No, Robin. I want to conduct a campaign 214 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,753 that deals with the issues. 215 00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:22,320 I'm convinced. 216 00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:24,689 The American electorate is too mature 217 00:11:24,691 --> 00:11:28,759 to be taken in by cheap, vaudeville trickery. 218 00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:30,127 'After all, if our national leaders' 219 00:11:30,129 --> 00:11:33,663 'were elected on the basis of tricky slogans' 220 00:11:33,665 --> 00:11:34,830 brass bands and pretty girls 221 00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:39,668 our country would be in a terrible mess, wouldn't it? 222 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:45,439 I'm sure you don't remember me, Batman. 223 00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:48,975 I'm Harriet Cooper, Dick Grayson's aunt. 224 00:11:48,977 --> 00:11:51,344 Of course I remember you, Mrs. Cooper. 225 00:11:51,346 --> 00:11:53,913 Welcome to Campaign Headquarters. 226 00:11:53,915 --> 00:11:57,182 Oh, you always say exactly the right thing. 227 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,752 And I'm sure you're going to do exactly the right thing 228 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,054 for the people of this great city. 229 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,725 Win the election and be an outstanding mayor. 230 00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:10,093 I'm going...to try. 231 00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:13,329 The Penguin must be beaten at all costs. 232 00:12:13,331 --> 00:12:19,134 And I know costs run high in a political campaign. 233 00:12:20,302 --> 00:12:22,803 Perhaps this will help. 234 00:12:27,241 --> 00:12:29,041 Too generous. 235 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:31,276 Not for such an important cause. 236 00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:36,180 This is just my little way of taking an interest in politics. 237 00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:38,815 As all good citizens should. 238 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:40,283 - Thank you. - Bye. 239 00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:41,717 Bye. 240 00:12:43,986 --> 00:12:45,319 Holy bank balance! 241 00:12:45,321 --> 00:12:48,322 It's because of people like aunt...Mrs. Cooper 242 00:12:48,324 --> 00:12:52,025 that our cause must not fail, Robin. 243 00:12:52,027 --> 00:12:53,292 Hmm. 244 00:12:54,027 --> 00:12:57,796 And so, the campaign begins. 245 00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:18,248 Hey, you. That's against the law. 246 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,955 Well, chief, how does the campaign look to you? 247 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,790 I just don't know, commissioner. 248 00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,292 At first, I though Batman was a sure win. 249 00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:36,163 But that blasted bird has put on a fantastic campaign. 250 00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:37,364 'There's nowhere in Gotham city' 251 00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:40,500 'he doesn't have one of his ugly posters.' 252 00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:43,436 I just don't know, commissioner. 253 00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:05,390 Hello, Batman. We came down for your rally 254 00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,158 and we're with you all the way. 255 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,392 Thanks. I appreciate your support. 256 00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:11,561 And we brought our babies for you to kiss. 257 00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:14,163 - I'm afraid I can't do that. - What? 258 00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:16,498 It's a rather unsanitary habit, you see. 259 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,868 Babies that small are very susceptible to germs. 260 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:22,237 My child, unsanitary? 261 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:23,805 That's not what I meant. 262 00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:26,307 A politician that won't kiss babies? 263 00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:27,808 That's outrageous. 264 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,376 I admit it's rather unusual but-- 265 00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:32,912 It's more than unusual, it's downright suspicious. 266 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:36,148 More than suspicious, it's downright criminal. 267 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:40,585 What can you expect from a fake politician like Batman? 268 00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:43,321 Well there, little darling. 269 00:14:43,323 --> 00:14:47,224 Oh, you darling. 270 00:14:52,263 --> 00:14:54,230 Where's the other one? 271 00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:56,198 Let me see the other one. 272 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,934 Oh, how could anyone not love 273 00:14:58,936 --> 00:15:04,072 such a sweet darling, beautiful child as yours, madam? 274 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,841 Anyone except Batman, that is. 275 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:09,176 I'll give 'em a little kissy. 276 00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:11,878 [baby crying] 277 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:16,348 Don't tell me you good voters are going to the Batman rally. 278 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,017 I wouldn't go if you paid me. 279 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,119 The man's a child hater. 280 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,119 [chuckling] 281 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,887 Down the block and to the right 282 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,856 the Penguin rally is in full swing. 283 00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:27,423 'Count us in.' 284 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:31,994 You can't trust a guy who doesn't like kids. 285 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,162 [chuckling] 286 00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:37,931 Slimy snake in a pose. 287 00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:39,399 That was a dirty low down trick. 288 00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:42,101 Right you are, masked mutton-head. 289 00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,602 'It's one of my lowest.' 290 00:15:43,604 --> 00:15:44,636 'Politics is wonderful.' 291 00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:48,406 I can use all my lowest, slurpiest tricks. 292 00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:49,373 But now they're legal. 293 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:53,276 Oh, should have been a politician years ago. 294 00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:58,647 Bear in mind, Robin, that most politicians 295 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:01,583 are honest servants of the people. 296 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,652 The dishonest ones are the exception. 297 00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:11,658 As candidate for mayor of Gotham city 298 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,894 I hope that this campaign 299 00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:18,364 will be a sober discussion 300 00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:20,232 of basic issues. 301 00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:23,034 I'm glad to see so many citizens 302 00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:26,537 'who are concerned about their cities welfare' 303 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:30,007 'and interested in its problems.' 304 00:16:30,009 --> 00:16:35,379 I wish Batman would put a little more zip in his speech. 305 00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:36,079 Chief, chief. 306 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:39,182 Hmm? Oh. Sorry, commissioner. 307 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:43,686 Can't we get Batman to agree to one little brass band? 308 00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:46,021 Batman feels that a political campaign 309 00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:49,090 should not be a vaudeville show, Mayor Linseed. 310 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,158 But this isn't a political campaign 311 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,460 this is a funeral service. 312 00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:57,630 I know my opponent is having a rally 313 00:16:57,632 --> 00:16:59,131 down the street. 314 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,466 I hope, that he too 315 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:06,003 will address himself to basic issues. 316 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:08,405 [crowd cheering] 317 00:17:55,085 --> 00:17:57,453 [applause] 318 00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:03,458 Champagne for everybody. 319 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:04,725 Hurray for Penguin! 320 00:18:04,727 --> 00:18:06,626 Hurray for Penguin! 321 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,594 Hurray for me! 322 00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:14,999 [upbeat music] 323 00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:19,736 ¶ Vote for Penguin, yessiree ¶ 324 00:18:19,738 --> 00:18:21,637 ¶ He's the bird for you and me ¶ 325 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:24,006 ¶ Clean up Gotham one, two, three¶ 326 00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:25,607 ¶ Cast your vote for Pengy ¶ 327 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,208 ¶ Friends and fellow Gothamites ¶ 328 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,310 ¶ The Penguin platform is simple ¶ 329 00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:30,644 ¶ Extremism in defense.. 330 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:34,347 ¶ Moderation is presumed a virtue ¶ 331 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,420 [clapping] 332 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,328 [applause] 333 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,096 'My friends' 334 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:57,434 The Penguin party stands for mother. 335 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,035 [applause] 336 00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:01,771 Country. 337 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,340 [applause] 338 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,207 The flag. 339 00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:07,775 [applause] 340 00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:10,810 It's such a pleasure to hear plain honest talk 341 00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:15,815 from a candidate. Instead of the usual political mumbo-jumbo. 342 00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:18,583 [shouting] 343 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,556 Holy giveaways, Batman. 344 00:19:25,558 --> 00:19:28,191 No wonder we couldn't get anyone at our rally. 345 00:19:28,193 --> 00:19:31,527 Penguin was serving free champagne down the block. 346 00:19:31,529 --> 00:19:32,394 To each his own, Robin. 347 00:19:32,396 --> 00:19:34,863 The Penguin depends upon the cynicism of the people 348 00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:37,866 while I depend on their good judgment. 349 00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:40,635 Let's just hope that I'm right. 350 00:19:40,769 --> 00:19:43,337 What's on our agenda for the rest of the day? 351 00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:46,573 You're scheduled to address two fraternal orders 352 00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:49,208 and a women's garden club. 353 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:49,775 Which is first? 354 00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:52,611 The Grand Order of Occidental Nighthawks. 355 00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:55,313 They've asked you to speak to the members. 356 00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:59,817 The Grand Order of Occidental Nighthawks. 357 00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:01,752 I wonder if there's any 358 00:20:01,754 --> 00:20:05,522 particular significance to that name. 359 00:20:05,524 --> 00:20:07,423 After all, there's more to Penguin's caper 360 00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:08,957 'than just running for mayor.' 361 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,961 If he wins, he'll bleed Gotham City dry. 362 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:16,698 Grand Order of Occidental Nighthawks. 363 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,633 Wanna feed it to the bat-analyser 364 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,967 'and see what we get?' 365 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,769 That won't be necessary, Robin. 366 00:20:24,505 --> 00:20:28,908 G-O-O-N. 367 00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:32,411 [chatter] 368 00:20:43,256 --> 00:20:44,422 Oh. Welcome Batman. 369 00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:47,324 to the Grand Order of Occidental Nighthawks. 370 00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:49,826 Thank you. It's always a pleasure 371 00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,394 to talk to the voters. 372 00:20:51,396 --> 00:20:53,929 Our members can hardly wait. 373 00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:57,499 Those faces look awfully familiar, Batman. 374 00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:00,468 You're right, Robin. 375 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:01,936 I recognize three of them 376 00:21:01,938 --> 00:21:05,739 from the Gotham City police files. 377 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,340 I smell a rat. 378 00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:09,375 Two rats, Boy Wonder. 379 00:21:09,377 --> 00:21:11,810 And guess who the cats are. 380 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,412 [intense music] 381 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:35,999 Alright, Batman. 382 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:38,835 Enough of the fancy umbrella play. 383 00:21:41,638 --> 00:21:43,271 Since you're so eager to discuss 384 00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:46,374 the weighty issues in the campaign, Batman 385 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:50,478 we've fixed up a little surprise for you. 386 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,847 [laughing] 387 00:22:02,057 --> 00:22:03,857 [dramatic music] 388 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,483 Well, Batman. 389 00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:35,086 It looks like the Penguin put the election on ice, huh? 390 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,687 [laughing] 391 00:22:44,729 --> 00:22:47,097 Ha, what's going on here? 392 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:47,964 This is outrageous. 393 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:52,768 How dare you threaten the life of a political candidate? 394 00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:56,705 That's an outrage, I say. 395 00:22:56,707 --> 00:22:58,106 An outrage. 396 00:22:58,108 --> 00:22:59,440 Look at that. 397 00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:00,507 As the ice melts 398 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:04,744 Batman and Robin will sink lower and lower 399 00:23:04,746 --> 00:23:08,547 into this vat. 400 00:23:08,549 --> 00:23:11,116 This vat of sulphuric acid. 401 00:23:11,817 --> 00:23:12,650 How horrendous. 402 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:16,854 I intend to summon the police, this very instant. 403 00:23:22,961 --> 00:23:24,361 Oh, dear me. 404 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,996 I seem to have run out of dimes. 405 00:23:26,998 --> 00:23:28,097 How tragic. 406 00:23:28,099 --> 00:23:30,099 Well, don't fear, Batman. 407 00:23:30,101 --> 00:23:32,901 I shall run to the police station myself. 408 00:23:32,903 --> 00:23:34,969 If I hurry, I should be there 409 00:23:34,971 --> 00:23:37,905 in 3-4 hours, at the most. Hmm? 410 00:23:37,907 --> 00:23:40,040 I'm off and running. 411 00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:42,609 Citizen Penguin to the rescue. 412 00:23:42,611 --> 00:23:44,844 Quack, quack, quack. 413 00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,997 Holy bat-graves! 414 00:24:06,765 --> 00:24:10,868 An acid bubble bath for Batman and Robin! 415 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:15,672 What a way to lose and election! 416 00:24:15,806 --> 00:24:20,776 Batman, don't just lie there! Do something! 417 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:25,847 Whatever you do, don't miss tomorrow's bubbling finish! 418 00:24:25,849 --> 00:24:30,117 Same time, same bat-channel... 419 00:24:35,123 --> 00:24:37,624 [theme music] 420 00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,858 ¶ Batman 421 00:24:40,926 --> 00:24:42,993 ¶ Batman 422 00:24:44,095 --> 00:24:46,129 ¶ Batman 423 00:24:47,531 --> 00:24:49,532 ¶ Batman 424 00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:52,134 ¶ Batman 425 00:24:52,136 --> 00:24:53,735 ¶ Batman 426 00:24:53,737 --> 00:24:55,703 ¶ Batman 427 00:24:56,905 --> 00:24:58,538 ¶ Batman 428 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,106 ¶ Batman 429 00:25:00,108 --> 00:25:02,208 ¶ Batman 430 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,148 ¶ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ¶ 431 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:12,950 ¶ Batman