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¶ Batman
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We have already seen
stately Wayne manor
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loses by the Archer
and his merry marksmen.
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He robeth from the rich
and giveth to the poor's.
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Batman and Robin called
in to investigate
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Bruce and Dick's loss.
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Allan A. Dale questions
their efficiency.
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And how right he is!
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The villains take off.
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And the Dynamic Duo
make a new friend.
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And meet a pretty wench.
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But whose side is she on?
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The rich get poorer.
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And the poor get richer.
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Batman and Robin on the job.
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But Archer is released on bail.
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And where has he gone?
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That is the question!
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Which Alfred may help answer.
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But it's all for nought.
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Alfred subjected to the
unkindest cut of all.
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Its legerdemain and Batman
knew it all the time.
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Batman and Robin stay doubt.
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The Archer plans to
run them through with lances.
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Those of faint heart, look away
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the most petrifying proceedings
have not yet come to pass.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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[horses galloping]
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There's no way out, Batman.
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It's always darkest
before the dawn, Robin.
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And since we're
at the very bottom
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there's no place
to going up.
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The Bat-springs, now.
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We've got your number, Archer.
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Impossible, my dear
sheriff of Gothingham
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My number's unlisted.
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Marilyn, push the cheer button.
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[cheering]
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[shattering]
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(Archer)
'It's broken.'
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Thou had destroyed my audience.
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Thou smashed my ego
making machine a sunder
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and rendered me helpless.
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Come on.
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- Let's go after them, Batman.
- No, Robin.
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By the time
we reach the Batmobile
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they'll have disappear.
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- But, Batman--
- It's alright.
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We'll nab them, Robin
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Now, let's free Alfred.
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[intense music]
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[Batman clears throat]
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Hmm.
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I like that cape, Batman.
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Very chic.
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Wash and wear?
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We are not here to discuss
my wardrobe, Mr. Dale.
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As administrative head
of the Wayne Foundation
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one could presume that
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you've been in charge of the
money from the beginning.
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We checked with Bruce Wayne.
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And he doesn't
know a thing about it.
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He doesn't know
that I'm in charge
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of the foundation's money?
Of course, he does!
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He a rather dull chap,
but he's not that stupid.
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Well.
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What about it?
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The 10 million dollars?
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Did Mr. Wayne send you
here to ask me that question?
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Every large foundation
has it's secrets.
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And employee's trusted
to keep those secrets.
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Understandably Mr. Wayne
is concerned
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about the handling
of such a large sum.
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And the problem
of its reaching each
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of the one hundred thousand
Gotham cityites
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to which it's a sign.
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That'll be no problem.
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Confidentially,
it's coming in directly
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from the government printing
plant at the mint.
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And a very reputable firm is
delivering it to me, personally.
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- When?
- Where?
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Oh, calm, Batman. Surely, you
can't expect me to reveal
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about his obviously
such secret information
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and certainly not without
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a letter of approval
from Mr. Wayne.
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Or another of the trustees.
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- Is the money in cash?
- Yes, Boy wonder.
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Ten million dollars in crisp
new one hundred dollar bills.
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Do you realize, sir,
what might happen
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if any criminal
got wind of this?
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Hmm, you misjudge
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the foundation's
security measures, Batman.
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Now if there's anything else?
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No, that's...all, Mr. Dale.
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Good day.
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Well!
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As I said, he came to the Wayne
Foundation highly recommended.
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Fair's fair, Robin.
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No man's honesty
should be suspected
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without good and clear cause.
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Of course, Batman!
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I really gotta hand
it to you, Archer.
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Hiding us out here
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in the basement
of the police headquarters
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really was a great idea.
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Oh, Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn
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Wouldst that thou couldst learn
to speak proper English?
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We couldst make such
beautiful speeches together.
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Oh, come off it, Archer.
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Everybody knows we come
from the same neighborhood.
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Be though silent, wench.
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Loose lips sink ships.
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Ships.
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Wait a minute!
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Ships, ships!
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Not a bad idea.
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I placed our horses
in the stable
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with the sheriff's horses.
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So we garner the benefit of free
lodgings for our steeds to boot.
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Good, good.
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Thou correctly determined
the last place
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the police would look for
was under their red vein noses.
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And thou was right.
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I am seldom wrong.
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Cut!
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[knocking on door]
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Get on with it.
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Who goest there?
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Speaketh now or forever
more hold thy tongue.
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Hi, everybody.
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(Archer)
'Salutations, Allan A. Dale.'
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What says thou?
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Just this.
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Batman and the Boy wonder
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they have a bit of
a sticky wicket plan for you.
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Sticky wicket?
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Though speaketh in a
unique vernacular.
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I speak of, as we say
on Madison Avenue
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about our gentlemen's
agreement, Archer.
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I was to alert you to
the location of the money.
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And you were to cut me in.
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Try that on precise.
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It fitteth.
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- Pray continue.
- Mmm.
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Well.
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My latest survey tells me that
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the armored car..
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[intense music]
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[explosion]
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I don't like it.
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There's nobody on the street.
Who could be firing at us?
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(Big John)
'You're brilliant.
You're brilliant!'
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Excellent, me liege.
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Just a little device
I build in my spare time
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at the prison machine shop.
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So alright, already.
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You're gonna break your arm
pattin' yourself on that back.
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I'll deal with you anon.
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Alright.
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Calculate the trajectory,
my fusiliers.
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Yes, my liege.
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Draw!
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(Archer)
One, two, three!
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[hissing]
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[intense music]
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[car revving]
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- Somebody stealing the money.
- I know, I know.
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[music continues]
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For Pete's sake, whoever it was,
didn't take any of the money.
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It looks like they
jumbled it around.
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But they didn't
even steal the bag.
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Eight hours have passed since
that strange turn of events.
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And meanwhile,
at stately Wayne manor.
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Hello.
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Bruce, this is
Police Commissioner Gordon.
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Commissioner, nice
to talk to you again.
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This is just a reminder call.
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You're gonna
attend the official ceremony
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at the City Hall today.
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Today's the day that
the Wayne Foundation is giving
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its gifts to
the Gotham City's needy.
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Should be very exciting.
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Batman and Robin
will also be in attendance
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to make certain
no incidents occur.
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I am sure you'll
want to meet them.
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Yes, they've been great
favorites of mine for years.
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I'll see you later,
commissioner.
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Right.
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Aunt Harriet, something's come
up that requires my attention.
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- Dick's too.
- It has?
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Immediately.
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Excuse us, Aunt Harriet.
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[dramatic music]
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- Alfred?
- What's up, Bruce?
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- We got trouble.
- Trouble?
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Real trouble, right
here in Gotham city
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but I've got an idea.
Alfred, meet us in the Bat-cave.
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To the Bat-poles.
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Aren't you getting
dressed for work?
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No, not this time, Robin.
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I've to attend an official
function as Bruce Wayne
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and Batman is
supposed to be there too.
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How can I be of service, sir?
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We're trying to figure out
how Batman and Bruce
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can be in the same
place at the same time.
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Not a problem, sir,
if I may say so.
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There's a solution, Alfred.
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You'll have to
change your clothes.
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- My-My clothes, sir?
- Mm-hm.
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[intense music]
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They-they want a picture now.
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I understand you almost
lost the money, Mr. Dale.
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Yes, but as you can say their
efforts were unsuccessful.
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But who knows what
might've happened
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if we had to depend
on those two up there.
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I pray our deception
succeeds, Master Robin.
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Just puff up your chest
and look real, Alfred.
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- Good to see you.
- Thank you.
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Right.
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Oh, I'm glad you could come,
Bruce.
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Certainly a fine day
for the ceremony.
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Yes, I wouldn't have
missed it for anything.
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And who is that doing the honor?
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Mr. Marshall Roland.
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Gotham City commissioner
in charge of poor people.
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An old fraternity
brother of mine GCU.
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They are about to start.
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My fellow citizens
of Gotham City
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It is not often
a person gets to preside
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at such an auspicious occasion.
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Due to the gracious generosity
of the Wayne Foundation
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We're here today to carry on the
work of that fine organization.
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Hear, hear.
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[audience applauding]
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I do so wish
he'd get on with it.
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Sounds as if he's
electioneering for governor.
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He's already been governor.
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Old habits are
hard to break.
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And now, we will
present the money
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in reverse alphabetical order.
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Will Mr. Zoltan Zorba,
please step forward?
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That's great.
Go ahead.
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- Go on, go on.
- Get up there.
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[crowd cheering]
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Looks like it's
going smoothly, Alfred.
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[intense music]
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Hey, what're you
trying to pull here?
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This bill is counterfeit.
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They're trying to hoodwink us.
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What kind of phony deal
you're trying to pull?
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Friends, this is a fraud.
They're trying to take us in.
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00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,556
It's counterfeit money.
266
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,025
They say there's something
rotten in Denmark.
267
00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:31,196
Something's rotten in Gotham
and it's right here.
268
00:14:31,198 --> 00:14:32,163
Phony money.
269
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:36,000
So The Archer's
struck even before the fact.
270
00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:37,201
I better call Batman.
271
00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:38,302
An excellent idea, commissioner.
272
00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:40,404
But I've gotta call
the office and see
273
00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,105
if the insurance
covers this loss.
274
00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:45,074
I quiet understand,
Mr. Wayne.
275
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,475
Chief, let me have that.
276
00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,411
Batman, Boy wonder
277
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:53,580
Please come down.
We need you.
278
00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:55,949
We'll be right
there, commissioner.
279
00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:58,251
I'm afraid we're into it
now, Master Robin.
280
00:14:58,253 --> 00:15:00,219
Bruce will be with us
in a minute, Alfred.
281
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:05,123
As soon as he finds a place to
change into his Batman outfit.
282
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,557
Let's go.
283
00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:13,029
I thought you'd be
changed by now, Bruce.
284
00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:14,130
There's no time
for that.
285
00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:16,298
We'll have to do
it in another way.
286
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,932
Just speak into this, Alfred.
287
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,467
I had already preset the
Bat-speech imitator
288
00:15:20,469 --> 00:15:22,268
so that my own voice
will come out.
289
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:25,104
Splendid!
It'll help hide my moustache.
290
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:26,405
Good thinking, Alfred.
291
00:15:26,407 --> 00:15:29,307
You're on your
own now, old chap.
292
00:15:29,441 --> 00:15:32,609
Can't understand
what's taking Batman so long.
293
00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:36,012
Usually, he'd simply
swing down wearing his Bat-rope.
294
00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:39,015
He should be here any moment.
295
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:41,883
Here they are now.
296
00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:44,919
Yes, commissioner, What's wrong?
297
00:15:44,921 --> 00:15:46,887
That infernal Archer
has outwitted us.
298
00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:48,622
The money is counterfeit.
299
00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:50,624
Holy deviltry!
300
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,859
Batman, are you alright?
301
00:15:52,861 --> 00:15:55,461
I've a bit of a cold,
Commissioner Gordon.
302
00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:58,030
I thought it
might be infectious.
303
00:15:58,032 --> 00:15:59,197
I don't want anyone to catch it.
304
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:03,134
Just like Batman always
thinking of his fellowmen.
305
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,368
What do you think
happened, Commissioner?
306
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:06,436
The money was probably
switched during the night.
307
00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:10,106
Ten million dollars! This is
the crime of the century.
308
00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:14,110
Don't worry, Sir.
Batman always gets his man.
309
00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:15,877
Say, Boy Wonder, uh..
310
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:20,414
Batman looks a little,
um, thinner these days.
311
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:22,048
Is he alright?
312
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,516
Uh, except for
the cold, he's fine.
313
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,351
Well, tell him to
get some relaxation
314
00:16:25,353 --> 00:16:28,921
and make sure to
eat all his vegetables.
315
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:30,923
I'll tell him, sir.
316
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,294
- How did I do, Master Robin?
- You could've fooled me.
317
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,995
Let's go, Alfred.
318
00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,563
[intense music]
319
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:43,165
Bruce will meet us
back at the Bat-cave.
320
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,333
Right you are, sir.
321
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:48,403
That swaggering churl
and [indistinct].
322
00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:50,605
This could probably mean my job.
323
00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:53,007
I'm sure Batman
and Robin will get them.
324
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:54,675
Oh, I fear those
piratical desperados
325
00:16:54,677 --> 00:16:59,112
have already unbuckled their
swashes and fled Gotham City.
326
00:16:59,114 --> 00:17:01,414
A very good day to you,
Mr. Wayne.
327
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:04,216
You're...you're leaving?
328
00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:06,585
I hired me an inn
out of Fire Cove
329
00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:08,353
for a bit of the Bounding Main.
330
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:12,390
Allow me to offer you
my hearty hand claws.
331
00:17:12,392 --> 00:17:15,092
Keep in touch, won't you?
332
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:21,631
You can be sure
you'll hear from me.
333
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,569
Gosh, Batman! We're really
up a tree this time.
334
00:17:27,571 --> 00:17:29,604
Even the Bat-crime-puter
i s struck out.
335
00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:34,108
There's a large mural here
and one small piece of canvas
336
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:39,179
must be brushed in before
we can get the entire picture.
337
00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:39,812
Let's fill it in.
338
00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:42,581
The armored car was attacked
at dawn and the only ones
339
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,051
who knew about the money
delivery were you, I and..
340
00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:47,185
- Allan A. Dale.
- Correct!
341
00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:52,790
And the money was brand new
and in serial number sequence.
342
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:56,260
Archer wouldn't dare try to spin
the money. Because all the banks
343
00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:58,662
in the country will be
on the lookout for it.
344
00:17:58,664 --> 00:18:02,065
But where did he, uh..
I fancy the word is stash
345
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,333
all that money until
the heat is removed.
346
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,468
There's only one place
in the world
347
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:08,803
where the heat would be off.
348
00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:09,570
Switzerland.
349
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:13,540
Of course! I read about it
in my economics class.
350
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,642
And they give you
an account number
351
00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:17,110
so you can remain anonymous.
352
00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:17,844
That's correct, Robin.
353
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,246
It's as plain as
the masks on our faces.
354
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:23,449
The Archer said, we could never
obtain his number
355
00:18:23,451 --> 00:18:24,383
because it was..
356
00:18:24,385 --> 00:18:26,151
- Unlisted!
- Correct.
357
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:29,621
And Allan A. Dale
went boating at Fire Cove.
358
00:18:29,623 --> 00:18:31,689
Do you know
where Fire Cove is?
359
00:18:31,691 --> 00:18:33,557
I've spent many
of summer there, sir.
360
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:35,825
It's the last
spot of land one sees
361
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,793
before going out to open water.
362
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:38,693
That leads to Europe.
363
00:18:38,695 --> 00:18:40,461
Precisely.
And Commissioner Gordon said
364
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:43,464
he had the roads and
the airplanes covered.
365
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:46,800
But...The Archer has
signaled two if by sea.
366
00:18:46,802 --> 00:18:50,537
To the Bat-boat via Batmobile!
367
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:54,373
[intense music]
368
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,754
Officer, officer!
369
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:10,888
I don't understand this.
370
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:13,523
How come Batman gets
away with driving so fast
371
00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,424
cutting around corners?
Going through lights.
372
00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:19,628
Why, if I did that and I'd be
in jail for the rest of my life?
373
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:23,264
Batman is a duly deputized
officer of the law, ma'am.
374
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,332
And if he's not pursuing
a dangerous criminal
375
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:29,302
he drives more safely than
any motorist I have ever seen.
376
00:19:29,304 --> 00:19:31,837
In his off hours,
he lectures on traffic safety
377
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,739
to driving classes
all over Gotham City.
378
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:38,909
No, ma'am, if ever you
see Batman driving speedily
379
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:42,879
you can be sure that
he's endangering his life
380
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,881
to protect yours and mine.
381
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,350
[crowd applauding]
382
00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:52,921
[instrumental music]
383
00:20:09,438 --> 00:20:11,639
[boat motor revving]
384
00:20:17,345 --> 00:20:19,546
[ Archer whistling]
385
00:20:19,548 --> 00:20:22,815
Stand by to raise the fo'c'sle..
386
00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:26,952
And do it on a double, quick
or I'll kill all of you.
387
00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:30,388
I just love
that kind of talk.
388
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:33,724
I think I'll go
downstairs to the kitchen.
389
00:20:33,726 --> 00:20:35,692
Thou mean,
it's the galley.
390
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:40,296
Oh, whatever you
say, Archer baby.
391
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:42,731
[whistling]
392
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:43,498
Now heat this.
393
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,635
Scrape the barnacles, pump the
bilge, me scurvy crew.
394
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:50,571
Then hard..
395
00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:53,874
- Mr. Archer.
- Thou speakest?
396
00:20:53,876 --> 00:20:57,644
(Allan)
'I'm getting seasick already.'
397
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:01,547
(Archer)
'And we've not yet left port.'
398
00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:06,384
You'll all be more than
seasick by the time
399
00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:07,618
we get through with you.
400
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,219
Avast, me hearties.
401
00:21:09,221 --> 00:21:09,986
Draw thy bow.
402
00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:12,955
(Batman)
Quick, Robin, the Bat-shield.
403
00:21:13,656 --> 00:21:16,691
Fire 1 ! Fire 2!
404
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:18,392
Abandon bows.
405
00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:20,293
Taketh the swords.
406
00:21:20,295 --> 00:21:21,761
Don't let them get away,
fellows.
407
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,696
Slice them into small pieces.
408
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:27,399
By thunder, thee will
walk the plank deck.
409
00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:28,666
Holy Blackbeard!
410
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:29,533
Curve 'em up, swabbies.
411
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:33,336
or thee will all hang
from the yardarm.
412
00:21:36,306 --> 00:21:38,907
(Marilyn)
'Hey, yous guys.'
413
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:47,848
I doff my cowl
to you, Maid Marilyn.
414
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,616
[grunting]
415
00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:53,319
[Marilyn laughing]
416
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:56,989
[instrumental music]
417
00:22:08,434 --> 00:22:11,302
[sword clanking]
418
00:22:30,455 --> 00:22:31,955
Fair's fair.
419
00:22:32,656 --> 00:22:34,857
[intense music]
420
00:22:40,296 --> 00:22:41,763
Ow!
421
00:22:56,912 --> 00:22:59,046
Et tu, Brute!
422
00:23:09,991 --> 00:23:11,558
Not bad, Dick.
423
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,593
Let me give another try.
424
00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:21,867
Well done, sir,
and you too, master Dick.
425
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:24,069
But if I may
I'd like to show you
426
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,738
how we used to do
it in very old England.
427
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,906
We could use few pointers,
Alfred.
428
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,642
And now, Master Dick,
if you'll do the honors.
429
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:36,480
I'll show you that my nickname
of William Tell was no jest.
430
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,048
Um, I rather not, Alfred.
431
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:41,084
Not that I don't
trust you or anything.
432
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,118
Dick is right, Alfred.
433
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,621
We...shouldn't take
any unnecessary chances.
434
00:23:45,623 --> 00:23:46,855
Oh, very well, sir.
435
00:23:46,857 --> 00:23:49,724
Here, I'll put it
on the target for you.
436
00:23:49,726 --> 00:23:50,791
Thank you, Master Dick. Yes!
437
00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:52,959
(Alfred)
'You must be very careful.'
438
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:55,594
Draw the bow back
very, very slowly.
439
00:23:55,596 --> 00:23:59,664
Until you reach the
desired degree of attention
440
00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:01,098
on your bow string.
441
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,099
- And then..
- Okay.
442
00:24:02,101 --> 00:24:05,702
...sight the target
in this manner.
443
00:24:05,704 --> 00:24:10,473
And release very
smoothly, like this.
444
00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:13,641
Right between the eyes.
445
00:24:13,643 --> 00:24:14,675
You were saying?
446
00:24:14,677 --> 00:24:19,946
I-I do believe I forgot
to dust the Bat-cave, sir.
447
00:24:19,948 --> 00:24:24,050
Yes. If you'll excuse me.
448
00:24:27,521 --> 00:24:31,023
(Male Narrator)
Next week, Batman
faces the Catwoman.
449
00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:34,926
[theme music]
450
00:24:35,494 --> 00:24:37,495
¶ Batman
451
00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,797
¶ Batman
452
00:24:41,932 --> 00:24:43,899
¶ Batman
453
00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:46,868
¶ Batman
454
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:49,903
¶ Batman
455
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,471
¶ Batman
456
00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:53,172
¶ Batman
457
00:24:54,507 --> 00:24:56,074
¶ Batman
458
00:24:56,076 --> 00:24:57,708
¶ Batman
459
00:24:57,710 --> 00:24:59,676
¶ Batman
460
00:25:05,449 --> 00:25:07,883
¶ Na na na na na na
461
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:10,919
¶ Batman