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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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A warm serene afternoon
in Gotham City.
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The merest hint of a breeze.
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ruffles the leaves
of the majestic trees
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that inhabit the back lawn
of stately Wayne Manor.
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Scarcely the moment for crime
to rear it's ugly head.
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Press on, merry marksmen,
we have much to do.
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Night descends.
Hyah!
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[music continues]
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I've run it up to flagpole
back at home base, Mr. Wayne.
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And I'm not sure
we should award the money
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to the poor denizens
of Gotham City.
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No?
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As administrative
head of public relations
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I recommend against it.
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You realize,
Mr. Dale, that the..
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...foundation had already
decided for it.
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Certainly.
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But with this Arch-Archer
criminal traversing our byways.
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Yes, Archer.
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I wonder if that much
cash will be safe.
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Mr. Dale, as chief trustee
of the Wayne Foundation
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I can assure you that it is
entirely safe.
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Gotham City is in no
danger from criminals.
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Oh.
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[coughing]
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Stand back
whilst I have at him.
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The legal tender
awaits our liberation.
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[explosion]
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[crowd cheering]
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Shall we take our leave?
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The quicker the more,
advisable, sire.
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Well put, sire.
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A quote from some obscure..
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chattering]
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Thank you, Archer.
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You kept the wolf from our door.
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You're all heart
and a yard wide, Big John.
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Ah, bless the ground
that you cry on, Mr. Chuck.
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[siren wailing]
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Uh-ho!
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Egad! We are on a verge
of incarceration.
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Fear not.
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I have prepared a sneezing
powder arrow
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to harangue
their nostrils.
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[music continues]
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[sneezing]
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Time to make our egress
for the utmost effect.
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Hyah!
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[indistinct chattering]
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[telephone beeping]
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I shall secure him
without further delay, sir.
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Was anyone hurt?
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No, it was rather mild gas
with hardly any after effects.
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Our butler, Alfred was out
shopping for the morning
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and revived us
with smelling salts.
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[clears throat]
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There's that little business
to attend to in the study, sir.
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- Oh, yes?
- Golly!
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Ah, please excuse us,
Chief O'Hara.
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Yes, yeah.
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[instrumental music]
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Yes, commissioner.
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I've just heard from
Chief O'Hara that The Archer
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that rapacious rapscallion has
returned
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to taunt the
good people of Gotham City.
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Yes, and he robbed the home of
millionaire, Bruce Wayne.
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How did you know about that,
Batman?
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It's my business to know.
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We'll come right in.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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They distributed
all the money to the poor?
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Most of it
is already been turned in.
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Once people knew it was stolen,
they wanted no part of it.
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A tribute! To their character
and moral fiber.
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This Archer seems
to have you at his mercy.
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That maleficent marksman.
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I'm going to tell the trustees
that the Wayne Foundation
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not to make the proposed ground.
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Why not?
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We're chatting about ten
million dollars in cash money
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being distributed through
our annual poverty program.
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We must make sure
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that the millions won't end up
in the hands of that blaggard.
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The Wayne Foundation is doing a
wonderful job
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supplementing the
administration's policies.
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And with Batman
and Robin in our side
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you can be sure,
no harm will befall that money.
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Stand back, everybody.
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This could be another
one of Archer's tricks.
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[explosion]
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- Oh!
- My eye blinded.
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[crowd cheering]
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- I'm blinded.
- I can't see.
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My eyes. I'm blinded.
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[indistinct chattering]
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[indistinct]
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I'm gonna rob from the rich
and give to the poor.
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How unoriginal.
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I came to warn thee.
All of thee.
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I don't want anybody interfering
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with my robbing or giving,
understand?
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Or the poor people
in Gotham City
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will rise up and revolt.
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To them,
I'm the spirit of prevalence.
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And I won't brook
no interference.
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- Let's get him, Batman.
- Batman..
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Let us depart, Archer.
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We've nary an excess moment.
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Batman, where are you?
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Au revoir.
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And cheerio!
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A bit of a tweet-tweet and a
pit-pit and a pleasant dreams.
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There they go around the corner.
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Let's see, if we can catch them.
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[coughing]
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He certainly
is a spectacular man.
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That he is and the Boy Wonder
is pretty good too.
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I was talking about The Archer.
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I've got publicity campaign
and he'd replace Batman
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as the public's favorite.
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Understand this, Mr. Dale.
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Someone might be able
to substitute for Batman
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for a short time but..
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No one could ever replace him.
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That Archer sure is a tough
cookie, Batman.
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Stale is a better adjective,
Robin.
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Hey, who are you?
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He must be new in Gotham City.
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He's from Philadelphia.
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How did you know?
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(Batman)
'You dipped your diphthong.'
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People from Philadelphia
are known for that.
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We're Batman and Robin
The crime fighters.
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Are you a vocal group?
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I beg your pardon.
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I thought, perhaps you might be
a singing duo
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you know the, uh,
the outfits and all that.
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No, we're duly deputized
officers of the law.
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You may return to your business,
citizen.
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[instrumental music]
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Holy Houdini, they disappeared.
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Excuse me, miss.
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Have you seen,
three men on horse back
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riding in this neighborhood?
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Three men on a horse
in downtown Gotham City, Batman?
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I think you've been
working too hard.
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Thanks anyway, miss.
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[engine revving]
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No, marksmanship.
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For a fortnight now we've robbed
the rich and given to the poor.
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Yeah. And was nary a doubloon
for our own pocket.
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We have no time and reason
for personal profit.
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Patience and hold thy tongue.
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We've one more crime to commit
before the big caper.
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I wish yous guys
would quit droppin' so funny.
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And get down at business.
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Batman and Robin will get us.
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And all I've blown
two weeks driving a truck.
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Cease and desist, woman.
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I have other things in my mind.
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I must devise a plan to pry
the location of the Bat-cave
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outta Batman and Robin.
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Mm-mm, uh, why the fact
make any difference?
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It is rumored that those caped
sheriffs of Gothingham
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have the machine
that can predict
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any criminal's next ploy.
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We must seize
and destroy that machine
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or suffer the consequences.
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Marilyn, call
Commissioner Gordon.
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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Yes, I've got it.
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The Archer would be distributing
money to the poor people
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at the corner of Neptune Avenue
and 20th Street
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at precisely 4 o'clock.
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Thank you for your help, miss.
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Well, O'Hara, this maybe the
break we've been waiting for.
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Are you...you gonna call
the Dynamic Duo, sir?
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Wouldn't you?
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[instrumental music]
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[door opens]
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Say, what is this?
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Mr. Bannister,
thy time has come.
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If you didn't get
your change back
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from one of our candy machines.
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Take it up to
the compliant department.
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Gentlemen.
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String thy bow.
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If it's about
the coin shortage, I swear..
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...I'll put 'em back
in the circulation.
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Not nearly so fast as we shall.
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- Now, sire?
- Now.
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[music continues]
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[crowd cheering]
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Hey, everybody,
come on, now!
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Hurray! For Archer!
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[crowd cheering]
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Come on, everybody,
Boo! The Batman.
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[crowd booing]
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[indistinct chattering]
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Come on, everybody,
boo it up!
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[indistinct chattering]
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[indistinct shouting]
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A fine bunch of creeps,
yous guys turned out to be.
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Which I fancy talking
every time.
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Fine gratitude.
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That's what I get
for aligning myself
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with a kindergarten dropout.
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Town is in an uproar, Batman.
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The Archer has been
glorified by everyone.
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And the poor folks have pool
their pennies to make his bail.
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50,000 smackers
in milk bottle deposit money,
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Ah, which probably
would have gone for food.
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Don't they I understand
how he's trying to fool them.
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That elusive lure
of easy living.
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Talk about fooling all
the people all the time.
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Oh, The Archer made
this statement
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just after he was bailed out.
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(Archer)
'Thank thee compatriots
of Gotham City.'
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'Thank thee for thy fate.'
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'Let it be now known
to one and all.'
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'I have force won
my deeds of the past.'
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'Rich people of Gotham City'
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'thee make quake
no more in thy boots.'
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'Yay and fairly,
I shall no longer rob thee.'
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[instrumental music]
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I programmed the Bat-file
of addresses to look up
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any variation
of the word "Archer".
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Oft times a criminal
will be listed
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under a nom de crime
similar to his own.
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Nope, all those
are legitimate people.
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What was it that, Allan A. Dale
said about Archer?
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That people think he maybe
another Robin.
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Ah! What was Robin Hood's
real name?
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I read about that
in English class.
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He was also known as
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the, uh,
"Outlawed Earl of Hunting."
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Mmm. Let's see what the Bat-file
has to say about that.
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[rumbling]
262
00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:08,088
Look, there it is.
263
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:11,458
(Robin)
'An archery range owned
by Earl Huntington.'
264
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:15,562
In Sherwood Avenue
is in the Green Four section
265
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,363
of Gotham City.
266
00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:20,165
This might be what
we're looking for, Robin.
267
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:20,865
I hope so.
268
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,634
We've gotta expose him before
he does more damage.
269
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,035
- Right.
- But how?
270
00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:25,902
How, what, Master Robin?
271
00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:29,338
The Archer has sworn never
again to rob from the rich
272
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,305
'and give to the poor.'
273
00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:35,176
But he had nothing to say about
the poor to make himself rich.
274
00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:36,977
You think that maybe
his overall plans?
275
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,347
And I wouldn't be surprised
if it ultimately involve
276
00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:43,016
the Wayne Foundation grant.
277
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:44,450
Heaven forfend!
278
00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:46,151
Alfred, in your youth
279
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,386
you were familiar
with the long, the short
280
00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:50,654
and the cross bow
Were you not?
281
00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:51,488
Yes, indeed, sir.
282
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:54,324
I was known as the
William Tell of Liverpool.
283
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:55,325
And you've always been prepared
284
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:58,061
to join us in our crime
fighting, have you not?
285
00:15:58,063 --> 00:15:59,962
To serve you in
any capacity, sir.
286
00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:03,365
It's always been my duty
and my pleasure.
287
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,065
Excellent.
288
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,968
While Robin and I
are finding Archer's hideout
289
00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:10,637
there's all you need to do.
290
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,941
[instrumental music]
291
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,579
Ha!
292
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:27,251
I...I shall/should like to
purchase few shillings worth of
arrows.
293
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:31,921
Doest thou
fancy thyself a bowman?
294
00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:33,155
Yes.
295
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:35,157
Of the highest caliber.
296
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,926
I've yet to meet
a man who's my match.
297
00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:40,128
You may have met him now.
298
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,230
Spoken like a true competitor.
299
00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:47,602
Mayhaps, thy would care to make
a small wager on the outcome?
300
00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:50,337
No.
301
00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:51,971
Would, uh..
302
00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:54,372
Would a pound note?
303
00:16:56,408 --> 00:16:58,442
Done. And done.
304
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,111
After you, sir.
305
00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:02,412
[instrumental music]
306
00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,680
[chuckles]
Thank you.
307
00:17:10,286 --> 00:17:12,253
Doth the heathen
stand a chance?
308
00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:13,020
Not a smidgen.
309
00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:16,223
Archer will soon puncture
his confidence.
310
00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:17,157
You know somethin'?
311
00:17:17,159 --> 00:17:22,462
Yous guys, all these American
titles you use when yous talk.
312
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,464
Like in the foreign pictures.
313
00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:29,400
[music continues]
314
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:46,516
Holy inquisition!
315
00:17:46,518 --> 00:17:49,385
This is about the most
frightening chamber horrors
316
00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:50,119
I've ever seen.
317
00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:52,321
Let's just hope
that Alfred can keep them busy
318
00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:56,525
while we take strategic
positions in a way to trap them.
319
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,032
Mediocre, sir.
320
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,601
Watch some superior bowmanship.
321
00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:11,770
[crowd cheering]
322
00:18:21,213 --> 00:18:24,415
We lose more arrows that way.
323
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,449
Let us continue.
324
00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:29,619
First man who misses splitting
an arrow is the loser.
325
00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:34,156
[crowd cheering]
326
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:38,326
Hey, Archer!
327
00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:41,462
Somebody's fooling around
in your play room.
328
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,430
The signal just went on.
329
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,766
Aha, then take
the necessary measures.
330
00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:55,407
- We been trapped.
- Not, yet!
331
00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:56,608
I'll cut us free
with my Bat-knife.
332
00:18:56,610 --> 00:19:00,578
Well, thank you so much for
the very fine afternoon sport.
333
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,147
But uh, I have to be going.
334
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,782
Pardon my soul,
he does wish to leave?
335
00:19:05,784 --> 00:19:06,616
Doth thee indeed?
336
00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:11,120
Yes, I do. Yes, I have a
pressing engagement elsewhere.
337
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:14,323
Not by the hair
of that chinny-chin-chin.
338
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:17,259
I believe thy was sent
here to occupy our time
339
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:21,196
while someone scoured our
underground hideaway.
340
00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:22,563
Extraordinary idea.
341
00:19:22,565 --> 00:19:26,066
No-no-no, I-I merely
an innocent bystander.
342
00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:28,101
If that be the case, fear not.
343
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:31,370
Bow has nothing to fear
but thy life.
344
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:33,138
Seize him.
345
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,072
But I-I..
346
00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:38,307
[music continues]
347
00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:50,419
[laughing]
348
00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:57,525
[intense music]
349
00:20:03,465 --> 00:20:07,634
I've tried every devious trick
in my quiver of terror.
350
00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:11,270
But thou still refuseth
to disclose the location
351
00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:11,803
of the Bat-cave.
352
00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:15,439
You'll have to kill us before we
tell you where the Bat-cave is.
353
00:20:15,441 --> 00:20:18,775
Me thinkest thou
speaketh the stream of truth.
354
00:20:18,777 --> 00:20:23,679
Therefore, I'll kill the
innocent bystander in thy stead.
355
00:20:23,813 --> 00:20:25,814
[intense music]
356
00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:28,983
(The Archer)
'Prepare, gentlemen.'
357
00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:36,223
[intense music]
358
00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:39,859
Holy hostage!
Don't let him do it, Batman.
359
00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:41,927
Well, I've to
leave that decision
360
00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,828
to the innocent bystander.
361
00:20:43,962 --> 00:20:46,396
I would rather
lay down my life
362
00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:49,832
than impair the efficiency
of Batman and Robin.
363
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,901
Very well then,
go to it, lads.
364
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:57,939
Happy landing, old man.
365
00:20:57,941 --> 00:21:02,677
Though hadst a good head on thy
shoulders, whilst it lasted.
366
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,585
You'll pay for this,
you fiends.
367
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:13,753
It was all
for the best, Robin.
368
00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,788
How can you say that?
369
00:21:16,523 --> 00:21:17,890
Look!
370
00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:25,697
He's alright.
371
00:21:25,699 --> 00:21:27,832
And you knew all the time.
372
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:31,001
It's a guillotine often
used by stage magicians.
373
00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:36,339
I recognized it at once,
he was in no danger whatsoever.
374
00:21:36,473 --> 00:21:38,373
Very well, then.
375
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,508
Let the varlets down.
376
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,613
[screeching]
377
00:22:04,465 --> 00:22:04,931
Archer.
378
00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:08,401
I've been waiting
to ask you..
379
00:22:08,403 --> 00:22:11,837
...about that machine?
What is it?
380
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:15,340
I purloined it from the castle
of a television producer.
381
00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:18,009
Who makes alleged
comedy programs.
382
00:22:18,011 --> 00:22:21,679
It can duplicate any
laugh from a giggle..
383
00:22:21,681 --> 00:22:24,882
[woman giggling]
384
00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:26,382
...to a guffaw.
385
00:22:26,384 --> 00:22:27,750
[man laughing]
386
00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:31,086
And all that chortles and
chuckles betwixt in between.
387
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:34,322
But I've grown weary
of this fiddle-dee-dee.
388
00:22:34,324 --> 00:22:37,425
I entertain suggestions
for their demise
389
00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:38,859
'for my worthy aides
to camp.'
390
00:22:38,861 --> 00:22:42,863
Enclose them in a room full of
imported California smog.
391
00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:45,365
They wouldn't last five minutes!
392
00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:47,633
I have a more engaging notion.
393
00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:51,603
Batman, I offer thee
a sporting proposition.
394
00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:54,906
A fair duel
on the field of honor.
395
00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:57,875
[intense music]
396
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,945
I accept the challenge.
397
00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:13,389
Maid Marilyn,
start the machine fortwith.
398
00:23:14,858 --> 00:23:17,492
[machine starts]
399
00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:24,531
Gentlemen, it's time to offer
them a bellyful of our steel.
400
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,733
- Shall we?
- As you wish, sire.
401
00:23:26,735 --> 00:23:30,670
- Your wish is my deed.
- Let's smite the varlet.
402
00:23:30,672 --> 00:23:31,137
Ha!
403
00:23:31,139 --> 00:23:36,942
Doth this foul deed spell
finis for the Caped Crusaders?
404
00:23:36,944 --> 00:23:40,445
Willst the Dynamic Duo
escape to fight again
405
00:23:40,447 --> 00:23:45,550
the villainous swine who
threaten home and hearth?
406
00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:46,584
Take heart, citizens.
407
00:23:46,586 --> 00:23:50,955
The answers to these and other
pointed inquiries tomorrow!
408
00:23:50,957 --> 00:23:55,826
Same Bat-time!
Same Bat-channel!
409
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,563
[theme music]
410
00:24:01,531 --> 00:24:03,598
¶ Batman
411
00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,667
¶ Batman
412
00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,869
¶ Batman
413
00:24:10,837 --> 00:24:12,871
¶ Batman
414
00:24:13,706 --> 00:24:18,676
¶ Batman Batman Batman
415
00:24:20,445 --> 00:24:25,449
¶ Batman Batman Batman
416
00:24:31,589 --> 00:24:33,756
¶ Na na na na na
417
00:24:33,758 --> 00:24:37,025
¶ Batman