1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,735 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,039 --> 00:00:08,539 [instrumental music] 3 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:13,643 A warm serene afternoon in Gotham City. 4 00:00:13,777 --> 00:00:15,744 The merest hint of a breeze. 5 00:00:15,746 --> 00:00:18,713 ruffles the leaves of the majestic trees 6 00:00:18,715 --> 00:00:22,616 that inhabit the back lawn of stately Wayne Manor. 7 00:00:22,618 --> 00:00:28,021 Scarcely the moment for crime to rear it's ugly head. 8 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:31,257 Press on, merry marksmen, we have much to do. 9 00:00:31,259 --> 00:00:33,792 Night descends. Hyah! 10 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:37,528 [music continues] 11 00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:47,070 I've run it up to flagpole back at home base, Mr. Wayne. 12 00:00:47,072 --> 00:00:49,572 And I'm not sure we should award the money 13 00:00:49,574 --> 00:00:52,141 to the poor denizens of Gotham City. 14 00:00:52,143 --> 00:00:52,574 No? 15 00:00:52,576 --> 00:00:54,642 As administrative head of public relations 16 00:00:54,644 --> 00:00:55,709 I recommend against it. 17 00:00:55,711 --> 00:00:57,277 You realize, Mr. Dale, that the.. 18 00:00:57,279 --> 00:01:00,213 ...foundation had already decided for it. 19 00:01:00,215 --> 00:01:01,080 Certainly. 20 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:05,317 But with this Arch-Archer criminal traversing our byways. 21 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:06,451 Yes, Archer. 22 00:01:06,453 --> 00:01:09,654 I wonder if that much cash will be safe. 23 00:01:09,656 --> 00:01:12,790 Mr. Dale, as chief trustee of the Wayne Foundation 24 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:15,626 I can assure you that it is entirely safe. 25 00:01:15,628 --> 00:01:19,262 Gotham City is in no danger from criminals. 26 00:01:19,264 --> 00:01:20,363 Oh. 27 00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:22,565 [coughing] 28 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,707 Stand back whilst I have at him. 29 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:36,211 The legal tender awaits our liberation. 30 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:38,679 [explosion] 31 00:01:49,323 --> 00:01:51,724 [crowd cheering] 32 00:01:57,130 --> 00:01:57,796 Shall we take our leave? 33 00:01:57,798 --> 00:02:01,199 The quicker the more, advisable, sire. 34 00:02:11,443 --> 00:02:13,610 Parting is such sweet sorrow. 35 00:02:13,612 --> 00:02:14,677 Well put, sire. 36 00:02:14,679 --> 00:02:17,713 A quote from some obscure.. 37 00:02:19,582 --> 00:02:22,317 [instrumental music] 38 00:02:24,286 --> 00:02:27,821 [indistinct chattering] 39 00:02:38,532 --> 00:02:39,398 Thank you, Archer. 40 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,166 You kept the wolf from our door. 41 00:02:41,168 --> 00:02:44,202 You're all heart and a yard wide, Big John. 42 00:02:44,204 --> 00:02:48,372 Ah, bless the ground that you cry on, Mr. Chuck. 43 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:49,606 [siren wailing] 44 00:02:49,608 --> 00:02:51,341 Uh-ho! 45 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:57,313 Egad! We are on a verge of incarceration. 46 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:00,149 Fear not. 47 00:03:00,151 --> 00:03:02,551 I have prepared a sneezing powder arrow 48 00:03:02,553 --> 00:03:04,185 to harangue their nostrils. 49 00:03:04,187 --> 00:03:06,654 [music continues] 50 00:03:06,656 --> 00:03:07,721 [sneezing] 51 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:11,391 Time to make our egress for the utmost effect. 52 00:03:11,393 --> 00:03:12,892 Hyah! 53 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,827 [indistinct chattering] 54 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:20,765 [telephone beeping] 55 00:03:20,899 --> 00:03:24,668 I shall secure him without further delay, sir. 56 00:03:26,904 --> 00:03:27,837 Was anyone hurt? 57 00:03:27,839 --> 00:03:32,174 No, it was rather mild gas with hardly any after effects. 58 00:03:32,176 --> 00:03:34,910 Our butler, Alfred was out shopping for the morning 59 00:03:34,912 --> 00:03:37,412 and revived us with smelling salts. 60 00:03:37,414 --> 00:03:37,945 [clears throat] 61 00:03:37,947 --> 00:03:41,548 There's that little business to attend to in the study, sir. 62 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:42,582 - Oh, yes? - Golly! 63 00:03:42,584 --> 00:03:45,318 Ah, please excuse us, Chief O'Hara. 64 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,452 Yes, yeah. 65 00:03:46,454 --> 00:03:49,188 [instrumental music] 66 00:03:54,561 --> 00:03:55,494 Yes, commissioner. 67 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:58,263 I've just heard from Chief O'Hara that The Archer 68 00:03:58,265 --> 00:04:00,198 that rapacious rapscallion has returned 69 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,832 to taunt the good people of Gotham City. 70 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:04,835 Yes, and he robbed the home of millionaire, Bruce Wayne. 71 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:07,204 How did you know about that, Batman? 72 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,738 It's my business to know. 73 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,639 We'll come right in. 74 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,540 To the Bat-poles. 75 00:04:20,248 --> 00:04:22,682 [theme music] 76 00:04:31,258 --> 00:04:33,359 ¶ Batman 77 00:04:34,461 --> 00:04:36,328 ¶ Batman 78 00:04:37,596 --> 00:04:39,463 ¶ Batman 79 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,565 ¶ Batman 80 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,601 ¶ Batman 81 00:04:45,603 --> 00:04:46,935 ¶ Batman 82 00:04:46,937 --> 00:04:48,803 ¶ Batman 83 00:04:50,272 --> 00:04:51,739 ¶ Batman 84 00:04:51,741 --> 00:04:53,240 ¶ Batman 85 00:04:53,242 --> 00:04:55,508 ¶ Batman 86 00:04:55,510 --> 00:04:58,711 ¶ Na na na na na 87 00:04:58,713 --> 00:05:01,580 ¶ Batman 88 00:05:04,951 --> 00:05:07,018 [instrumental music] 89 00:05:23,535 --> 00:05:25,969 [theme music] 90 00:05:26,403 --> 00:05:29,405 [tires screeching] 91 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,926 They distributed all the money to the poor? 92 00:05:50,928 --> 00:05:52,594 Most of it is already been turned in. 93 00:05:52,596 --> 00:05:56,297 Once people knew it was stolen, they wanted no part of it. 94 00:05:56,299 --> 00:06:00,034 A tribute! To their character and moral fiber. 95 00:06:00,036 --> 00:06:03,570 This Archer seems to have you at his mercy. 96 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,004 That maleficent marksman. 97 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:08,841 I'm going to tell the trustees that the Wayne Foundation 98 00:06:08,843 --> 00:06:11,076 not to make the proposed ground. 99 00:06:11,078 --> 00:06:11,676 Why not? 100 00:06:11,678 --> 00:06:14,912 We're chatting about ten million dollars in cash money 101 00:06:14,914 --> 00:06:18,782 being distributed through our annual poverty program. 102 00:06:18,784 --> 00:06:19,549 We must make sure 103 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:23,386 that the millions won't end up in the hands of that blaggard. 104 00:06:23,388 --> 00:06:26,322 The Wayne Foundation is doing a wonderful job 105 00:06:26,324 --> 00:06:28,924 supplementing the administration's policies. 106 00:06:28,926 --> 00:06:31,092 And with Batman and Robin in our side 107 00:06:31,094 --> 00:06:36,397 you can be sure, no harm will befall that money. 108 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:37,498 Stand back, everybody. 109 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,100 This could be another one of Archer's tricks. 110 00:06:40,102 --> 00:06:41,034 [explosion] 111 00:06:41,036 --> 00:06:42,835 - Oh! - My eye blinded. 112 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,437 [crowd cheering] 113 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,910 - I'm blinded. - I can't see. 114 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,512 My eyes. I'm blinded. 115 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,013 [indistinct chattering] 116 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:56,980 [indistinct] 117 00:06:56,982 --> 00:07:00,850 I'm gonna rob from the rich and give to the poor. 118 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:01,617 How unoriginal. 119 00:07:01,619 --> 00:07:04,686 I came to warn thee. All of thee. 120 00:07:04,688 --> 00:07:05,687 I don't want anybody interfering 121 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,989 with my robbing or giving, understand? 122 00:07:07,991 --> 00:07:10,358 Or the poor people in Gotham City 123 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,559 will rise up and revolt. 124 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,627 To them, I'm the spirit of prevalence. 125 00:07:13,629 --> 00:07:15,495 And I won't brook no interference. 126 00:07:15,497 --> 00:07:18,531 - Let's get him, Batman. - Batman.. 127 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:19,832 Let us depart, Archer. 128 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:22,467 We've nary an excess moment. 129 00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:27,671 Batman, where are you? 130 00:07:27,673 --> 00:07:28,772 [laughing] 131 00:07:28,774 --> 00:07:31,374 [laughing] 132 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:36,912 Au revoir. 133 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,446 And cheerio! 134 00:07:38,448 --> 00:07:43,918 A bit of a tweet-tweet and a pit-pit and a pleasant dreams. 135 00:07:45,954 --> 00:07:47,587 There they go around the corner. 136 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:50,089 Let's see, if we can catch them. 137 00:07:58,098 --> 00:07:59,698 [coughing] 138 00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:02,733 He certainly is a spectacular man. 139 00:08:02,735 --> 00:08:06,503 That he is and the Boy Wonder is pretty good too. 140 00:08:06,505 --> 00:08:09,138 I was talking about The Archer. 141 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:13,742 I've got publicity campaign and he'd replace Batman 142 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,944 as the public's favorite. 143 00:08:15,946 --> 00:08:18,079 Understand this, Mr. Dale. 144 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,615 Someone might be able to substitute for Batman 145 00:08:21,617 --> 00:08:24,851 for a short time but.. 146 00:08:24,853 --> 00:08:28,187 No one could ever replace him. 147 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:31,556 That Archer sure is a tough cookie, Batman. 148 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:34,892 Stale is a better adjective, Robin. 149 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,627 Hey, who are you? 150 00:08:37,629 --> 00:08:39,895 He must be new in Gotham City. 151 00:08:39,897 --> 00:08:41,529 He's from Philadelphia. 152 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:42,162 How did you know? 153 00:08:42,164 --> 00:08:43,997 (Batman) 'You dipped your diphthong.' 154 00:08:43,999 --> 00:08:46,966 People from Philadelphia are known for that. 155 00:08:46,968 --> 00:08:49,802 We're Batman and Robin The crime fighters. 156 00:08:49,804 --> 00:08:52,004 Are you a vocal group? 157 00:08:52,205 --> 00:08:53,505 I beg your pardon. 158 00:08:53,507 --> 00:08:55,640 I thought, perhaps you might be a singing duo 159 00:08:55,642 --> 00:08:58,009 you know the, uh, the outfits and all that. 160 00:08:58,011 --> 00:09:00,845 No, we're duly deputized officers of the law. 161 00:09:00,847 --> 00:09:03,981 You may return to your business, citizen. 162 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:10,987 [instrumental music] 163 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:15,524 Holy Houdini, they disappeared. 164 00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:27,502 Excuse me, miss. 165 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:29,770 Have you seen, three men on horse back 166 00:09:29,772 --> 00:09:30,704 riding in this neighborhood? 167 00:09:30,706 --> 00:09:36,543 Three men on a horse in downtown Gotham City, Batman? 168 00:09:36,545 --> 00:09:39,846 I think you've been working too hard. 169 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:41,948 Thanks anyway, miss. 170 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:45,918 [engine revving] 171 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:51,656 No, marksmanship. 172 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:55,159 For a fortnight now we've robbed the rich and given to the poor. 173 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:58,061 Yeah. And was nary a doubloon for our own pocket. 174 00:09:58,063 --> 00:10:01,031 We have no time and reason for personal profit. 175 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,832 Patience and hold thy tongue. 176 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:05,801 We've one more crime to commit before the big caper. 177 00:10:05,803 --> 00:10:09,771 I wish yous guys would quit droppin' so funny. 178 00:10:09,773 --> 00:10:11,606 And get down at business. 179 00:10:11,608 --> 00:10:13,674 Batman and Robin will get us. 180 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:16,977 And all I've blown two weeks driving a truck. 181 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:18,178 Cease and desist, woman. 182 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:21,047 I have other things in my mind. 183 00:10:21,049 --> 00:10:25,851 I must devise a plan to pry the location of the Bat-cave 184 00:10:25,853 --> 00:10:26,952 outta Batman and Robin. 185 00:10:26,954 --> 00:10:30,855 Mm-mm, uh, why the fact make any difference? 186 00:10:30,857 --> 00:10:34,391 It is rumored that those caped sheriffs of Gothingham 187 00:10:34,393 --> 00:10:36,126 have the machine that can predict 188 00:10:36,128 --> 00:10:37,827 any criminal's next ploy. 189 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:40,329 We must seize and destroy that machine 190 00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:42,364 or suffer the consequences. 191 00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:45,133 Marilyn, call Commissioner Gordon. 192 00:10:48,871 --> 00:10:51,372 [music continues] 193 00:10:57,846 --> 00:10:59,246 [instrumental music] 194 00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:02,381 Yes, I've got it. 195 00:11:02,383 --> 00:11:05,150 The Archer would be distributing money to the poor people 196 00:11:05,152 --> 00:11:08,153 at the corner of Neptune Avenue and 20th Street 197 00:11:08,155 --> 00:11:10,288 at precisely 4 o'clock. 198 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,990 Thank you for your help, miss. 199 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:17,127 Well, O'Hara, this maybe the break we've been waiting for. 200 00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:20,964 Are you...you gonna call the Dynamic Duo, sir? 201 00:11:20,966 --> 00:11:22,365 Wouldn't you? 202 00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:33,142 [instrumental music] 203 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:35,977 [door opens] 204 00:11:38,714 --> 00:11:39,880 Say, what is this? 205 00:11:39,882 --> 00:11:42,983 Mr. Bannister, thy time has come. 206 00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:45,051 If you didn't get your change back 207 00:11:45,053 --> 00:11:46,185 from one of our candy machines. 208 00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:48,854 Take it up to the compliant department. 209 00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:50,255 Gentlemen. 210 00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:52,123 String thy bow. 211 00:11:54,359 --> 00:11:57,361 If it's about the coin shortage, I swear.. 212 00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:59,730 ...I'll put 'em back in the circulation. 213 00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:02,232 Not nearly so fast as we shall. 214 00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:04,767 - Now, sire? - Now. 215 00:12:07,871 --> 00:12:10,372 [music continues] 216 00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:18,279 [crowd cheering] 217 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,119 Hey, everybody, come on, now! 218 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,921 Hurray! For Archer! 219 00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:31,323 [crowd cheering] 220 00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:43,468 Come on, everybody, Boo! The Batman. 221 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:46,103 [crowd booing] 222 00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:04,420 [indistinct chattering] 223 00:13:04,422 --> 00:13:07,389 Come on, everybody, boo it up! 224 00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:18,933 [indistinct chattering] 225 00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:24,171 [indistinct shouting] 226 00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:32,545 A fine bunch of creeps, yous guys turned out to be. 227 00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:36,148 Which I fancy talking every time. 228 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:36,882 Fine gratitude. 229 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,117 That's what I get for aligning myself 230 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,285 with a kindergarten dropout. 231 00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:45,856 Town is in an uproar, Batman. 232 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,058 The Archer has been glorified by everyone. 233 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,995 And the poor folks have pool their pennies to make his bail. 234 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:56,132 50,000 smackers in milk bottle deposit money, 235 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,300 Ah, which probably would have gone for food. 236 00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:01,503 Don't they I understand how he's trying to fool them. 237 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:04,405 That elusive lure of easy living. 238 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:07,174 Talk about fooling all the people all the time. 239 00:14:07,176 --> 00:14:09,543 Oh, The Archer made this statement 240 00:14:09,545 --> 00:14:11,945 just after he was bailed out. 241 00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:15,848 (Archer) 'Thank thee compatriots of Gotham City.' 242 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,850 'Thank thee for thy fate.' 243 00:14:17,852 --> 00:14:20,118 'Let it be now known to one and all.' 244 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,088 'I have force won my deeds of the past.' 245 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:25,389 'Rich people of Gotham City' 246 00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:28,558 'thee make quake no more in thy boots.' 247 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:33,195 'Yay and fairly, I shall no longer rob thee.' 248 00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:35,930 [instrumental music] 249 00:14:35,932 --> 00:14:38,399 I programmed the Bat-file of addresses to look up 250 00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:40,934 any variation of the word "Archer". 251 00:14:40,936 --> 00:14:42,368 Oft times a criminal will be listed 252 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:45,504 under a nom de crime similar to his own. 253 00:14:45,506 --> 00:14:49,007 Nope, all those are legitimate people. 254 00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:52,443 What was it that, Allan A. Dale said about Archer? 255 00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,478 That people think he maybe another Robin. 256 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,247 Ah! What was Robin Hood's real name? 257 00:14:57,249 --> 00:14:59,549 I read about that in English class. 258 00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:00,349 He was also known as 259 00:15:00,351 --> 00:15:01,983 the, uh, "Outlawed Earl of Hunting." 260 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,553 Mmm. Let's see what the Bat-file has to say about that. 261 00:15:05,555 --> 00:15:07,254 [rumbling] 262 00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:08,088 Look, there it is. 263 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:11,458 (Robin) 'An archery range owned by Earl Huntington.' 264 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:15,562 In Sherwood Avenue is in the Green Four section 265 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,363 of Gotham City. 266 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:20,165 This might be what we're looking for, Robin. 267 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:20,865 I hope so. 268 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,634 We've gotta expose him before he does more damage. 269 00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,035 - Right. - But how? 270 00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:25,902 How, what, Master Robin? 271 00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:29,338 The Archer has sworn never again to rob from the rich 272 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,305 'and give to the poor.' 273 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:35,176 But he had nothing to say about the poor to make himself rich. 274 00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:36,977 You think that maybe his overall plans? 275 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,347 And I wouldn't be surprised if it ultimately involve 276 00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:43,016 the Wayne Foundation grant. 277 00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:44,450 Heaven forfend! 278 00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:46,151 Alfred, in your youth 279 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,386 you were familiar with the long, the short 280 00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:50,654 and the cross bow Were you not? 281 00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:51,488 Yes, indeed, sir. 282 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:54,324 I was known as the William Tell of Liverpool. 283 00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:55,325 And you've always been prepared 284 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:58,061 to join us in our crime fighting, have you not? 285 00:15:58,063 --> 00:15:59,962 To serve you in any capacity, sir. 286 00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:03,365 It's always been my duty and my pleasure. 287 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,065 Excellent. 288 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,968 While Robin and I are finding Archer's hideout 289 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:10,637 there's all you need to do. 290 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,941 [instrumental music] 291 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,579 Ha! 292 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:27,251 I...I shall/should like to purchase few shillings worth of arrows. 293 00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:31,921 Doest thou fancy thyself a bowman? 294 00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:33,155 Yes. 295 00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:35,157 Of the highest caliber. 296 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,926 I've yet to meet a man who's my match. 297 00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:40,128 You may have met him now. 298 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,230 Spoken like a true competitor. 299 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:47,602 Mayhaps, thy would care to make a small wager on the outcome? 300 00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:50,337 No. 301 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:51,971 Would, uh.. 302 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:54,372 Would a pound note? 303 00:16:56,408 --> 00:16:58,442 Done. And done. 304 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,111 After you, sir. 305 00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:02,412 [instrumental music] 306 00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,680 [chuckles] Thank you. 307 00:17:10,286 --> 00:17:12,253 Doth the heathen stand a chance? 308 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:13,020 Not a smidgen. 309 00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:16,223 Archer will soon puncture his confidence. 310 00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:17,157 You know somethin'? 311 00:17:17,159 --> 00:17:22,462 Yous guys, all these American titles you use when yous talk. 312 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,464 Like in the foreign pictures. 313 00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:29,400 [music continues] 314 00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:46,516 Holy inquisition! 315 00:17:46,518 --> 00:17:49,385 This is about the most frightening chamber horrors 316 00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:50,119 I've ever seen. 317 00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:52,321 Let's just hope that Alfred can keep them busy 318 00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:56,525 while we take strategic positions in a way to trap them. 319 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:05,032 Mediocre, sir. 320 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,601 Watch some superior bowmanship. 321 00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:11,770 [crowd cheering] 322 00:18:21,213 --> 00:18:24,415 We lose more arrows that way. 323 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,449 Let us continue. 324 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:29,619 First man who misses splitting an arrow is the loser. 325 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:34,156 [crowd cheering] 326 00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:38,326 Hey, Archer! 327 00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:41,462 Somebody's fooling around in your play room. 328 00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,430 The signal just went on. 329 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,766 Aha, then take the necessary measures. 330 00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:55,407 - We been trapped. - Not, yet! 331 00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:56,608 I'll cut us free with my Bat-knife. 332 00:18:56,610 --> 00:19:00,578 Well, thank you so much for the very fine afternoon sport. 333 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,147 But uh, I have to be going. 334 00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,782 Pardon my soul, he does wish to leave? 335 00:19:05,784 --> 00:19:06,616 Doth thee indeed? 336 00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:11,120 Yes, I do. Yes, I have a pressing engagement elsewhere. 337 00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:14,323 Not by the hair of that chinny-chin-chin. 338 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:17,259 I believe thy was sent here to occupy our time 339 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:21,196 while someone scoured our underground hideaway. 340 00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:22,563 Extraordinary idea. 341 00:19:22,565 --> 00:19:26,066 No-no-no, I-I merely an innocent bystander. 342 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:28,101 If that be the case, fear not. 343 00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:31,370 Bow has nothing to fear but thy life. 344 00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:33,138 Seize him. 345 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,072 But I-I.. 346 00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:38,307 [music continues] 347 00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:50,419 [laughing] 348 00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:57,525 [intense music] 349 00:20:03,465 --> 00:20:07,634 I've tried every devious trick in my quiver of terror. 350 00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:11,270 But thou still refuseth to disclose the location 351 00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:11,803 of the Bat-cave. 352 00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:15,439 You'll have to kill us before we tell you where the Bat-cave is. 353 00:20:15,441 --> 00:20:18,775 Me thinkest thou speaketh the stream of truth. 354 00:20:18,777 --> 00:20:23,679 Therefore, I'll kill the innocent bystander in thy stead. 355 00:20:23,813 --> 00:20:25,814 [intense music] 356 00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:28,983 (The Archer) 'Prepare, gentlemen.' 357 00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:36,223 [intense music] 358 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:39,859 Holy hostage! Don't let him do it, Batman. 359 00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:41,927 Well, I've to leave that decision 360 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,828 to the innocent bystander. 361 00:20:43,962 --> 00:20:46,396 I would rather lay down my life 362 00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:49,832 than impair the efficiency of Batman and Robin. 363 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,901 Very well then, go to it, lads. 364 00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:57,939 Happy landing, old man. 365 00:20:57,941 --> 00:21:02,677 Though hadst a good head on thy shoulders, whilst it lasted. 366 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,585 You'll pay for this, you fiends. 367 00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:13,753 It was all for the best, Robin. 368 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,788 How can you say that? 369 00:21:16,523 --> 00:21:17,890 Look! 370 00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:25,697 He's alright. 371 00:21:25,699 --> 00:21:27,832 And you knew all the time. 372 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:31,001 It's a guillotine often used by stage magicians. 373 00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:36,339 I recognized it at once, he was in no danger whatsoever. 374 00:21:36,473 --> 00:21:38,373 Very well, then. 375 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,508 Let the varlets down. 376 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,613 [screeching] 377 00:22:04,465 --> 00:22:04,931 Archer. 378 00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:08,401 I've been waiting to ask you.. 379 00:22:08,403 --> 00:22:11,837 ...about that machine? What is it? 380 00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:15,340 I purloined it from the castle of a television producer. 381 00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:18,009 Who makes alleged comedy programs. 382 00:22:18,011 --> 00:22:21,679 It can duplicate any laugh from a giggle.. 383 00:22:21,681 --> 00:22:24,882 [woman giggling] 384 00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:26,382 ...to a guffaw. 385 00:22:26,384 --> 00:22:27,750 [man laughing] 386 00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:31,086 And all that chortles and chuckles betwixt in between. 387 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:34,322 But I've grown weary of this fiddle-dee-dee. 388 00:22:34,324 --> 00:22:37,425 I entertain suggestions for their demise 389 00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:38,859 'for my worthy aides to camp.' 390 00:22:38,861 --> 00:22:42,863 Enclose them in a room full of imported California smog. 391 00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:45,365 They wouldn't last five minutes! 392 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:47,633 I have a more engaging notion. 393 00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:51,603 Batman, I offer thee a sporting proposition. 394 00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:54,906 A fair duel on the field of honor. 395 00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:57,875 [intense music] 396 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,945 I accept the challenge. 397 00:23:09,019 --> 00:23:13,389 Maid Marilyn, start the machine fortwith. 398 00:23:14,858 --> 00:23:17,492 [machine starts] 399 00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:24,531 Gentlemen, it's time to offer them a bellyful of our steel. 400 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,733 - Shall we? - As you wish, sire. 401 00:23:26,735 --> 00:23:30,670 - Your wish is my deed. - Let's smite the varlet. 402 00:23:30,672 --> 00:23:31,137 Ha! 403 00:23:31,139 --> 00:23:36,942 Doth this foul deed spell finis for the Caped Crusaders? 404 00:23:36,944 --> 00:23:40,445 Willst the Dynamic Duo escape to fight again 405 00:23:40,447 --> 00:23:45,550 the villainous swine who threaten home and hearth? 406 00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:46,584 Take heart, citizens. 407 00:23:46,586 --> 00:23:50,955 The answers to these and other pointed inquiries tomorrow! 408 00:23:50,957 --> 00:23:55,826 Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel! 409 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,563 [theme music] 410 00:24:01,531 --> 00:24:03,598 ¶ Batman 411 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,667 ¶ Batman 412 00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,869 ¶ Batman 413 00:24:10,837 --> 00:24:12,871 ¶ Batman 414 00:24:13,706 --> 00:24:18,676 ¶ Batman Batman Batman 415 00:24:20,445 --> 00:24:25,449 ¶ Batman Batman Batman 416 00:24:31,589 --> 00:24:33,756 ¶ Na na na na na 417 00:24:33,758 --> 00:24:37,025 ¶ Batman