1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,501 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:05,403 --> 00:00:06,636 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:06,638 --> 00:00:11,307 (male narrator) So far we have seen a giant sphinx 4 00:00:11,309 --> 00:00:16,211 a strange and terrible threat to Gotham City. 5 00:00:16,745 --> 00:00:19,613 Batman and Robin on the job. 6 00:00:20,081 --> 00:00:23,450 While a criminal king and his entourage 7 00:00:23,452 --> 00:00:25,552 hatch a fiendish plan. 8 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:30,123 The dynamic duo tackle the sinister sphinx. 9 00:00:30,657 --> 00:00:32,557 A close shave. 10 00:00:33,292 --> 00:00:36,327 Signals from Nefertiti. 11 00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:38,462 King Tut's curse. 12 00:00:38,596 --> 00:00:42,599 The dynamic duo on Nefertiti's trail. 13 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:45,735 [dramatic music] 14 00:00:45,737 --> 00:00:48,270 A tricky asp. 15 00:00:48,272 --> 00:00:51,606 A king-size mummy come alive. 16 00:00:53,508 --> 00:00:57,544 A royal trap snap shut. 17 00:00:57,546 --> 00:01:00,280 Bruce in a blanket.. 18 00:01:00,282 --> 00:01:02,782 ...and another dish. 19 00:01:03,683 --> 00:01:06,184 A proclamation.. 20 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:09,452 ...and an exclamation. 21 00:01:09,454 --> 00:01:13,088 Batman to the rescue. 22 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:15,256 A daring escape. 23 00:01:17,692 --> 00:01:20,427 And a runaway stretcher. 24 00:01:20,661 --> 00:01:23,229 Great Scott, Bruce! 25 00:01:24,764 --> 00:01:26,197 [dramatic music] 26 00:01:26,199 --> 00:01:29,633 [theme music] 27 00:01:37,174 --> 00:01:39,475 ¶ Batman 28 00:01:40,343 --> 00:01:42,444 ¶ Batman 29 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:45,413 ¶ Batman 30 00:01:46,548 --> 00:01:48,649 ¶ Batman 31 00:01:49,617 --> 00:01:51,751 ¶ Batman 32 00:01:52,819 --> 00:01:54,586 ¶ Batman 33 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:57,721 ¶ Batman 34 00:01:57,723 --> 00:01:59,355 ¶ Batman 35 00:01:59,357 --> 00:02:01,290 ¶ Batman 36 00:02:01,457 --> 00:02:04,559 ¶ Na na na na na 37 00:02:04,561 --> 00:02:07,728 ¶ Batman 38 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,334 [dramatic music] 39 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,561 [music continues] 40 00:02:56,642 --> 00:03:00,745 Meanwhile, in the secret palace of King Tut 41 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,847 on the outskirts of Gotham City 42 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,617 the evil geniuses are all unaware 43 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:09,686 that their victim has escaped. 44 00:03:11,255 --> 00:03:12,922 [tires screeching] 45 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:23,731 Hey, what's the big idea? 46 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:25,933 I wish to peruse the news. 47 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:29,603 There should be something about the Bruce Wayne kidnapping. 48 00:03:29,605 --> 00:03:32,405 Ladies and gentlemen, with Gotham City still reeling 49 00:03:32,407 --> 00:03:34,673 from the great sphinx mystery, another shocking blow 50 00:03:34,675 --> 00:03:37,676 has landed when Mr. Bruce Wayne, philanthropist and millionaire 51 00:03:37,678 --> 00:03:40,211 of our town was kidnapped in broad daylight. 52 00:03:40,213 --> 00:03:43,414 You know all that. Switch back to the sports. 53 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:46,483 For the latest development in this fast-moving story 54 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:47,784 we switch to mobile unit five 55 00:03:47,786 --> 00:03:50,419 station at Gotham City Police Headquarters. 56 00:03:50,421 --> 00:03:51,586 Come in, Commissioner Gordon. 57 00:03:51,588 --> 00:03:54,288 For the latest word on the Bruce Wayne kidnapping 58 00:03:54,290 --> 00:03:57,190 I'm proud to present my never-failing aid in the war 59 00:03:57,192 --> 00:04:03,229 against crime...the one and only, Batman. 60 00:04:04,798 --> 00:04:05,731 Thank you, commissioner. 61 00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:07,532 First I'd like to assure Mr. Bruce Wayne's 62 00:04:07,534 --> 00:04:10,334 many friends and associates that he is unharmed 63 00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:12,736 'and will soon be returned home.' 64 00:04:12,738 --> 00:04:13,903 What? 65 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,804 Batman! 66 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:17,405 He turns me on. 67 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:23,444 Nefertiti, we could have you filleted for that. 68 00:04:23,446 --> 00:04:25,612 But he's so handsome 69 00:04:25,614 --> 00:04:28,314 and clean-cut, and groovy. 70 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:31,850 We forbid you to speak well of our deadliest enemy. 71 00:04:31,852 --> 00:04:34,919 Astonishing news, Batman, but how do you know all this? 72 00:04:34,921 --> 00:04:37,254 Because I myself rescued Mr. Wayne 73 00:04:37,256 --> 00:04:38,455 'not more than 10 minutes ago.' 74 00:04:38,457 --> 00:04:42,725 That's a trick. You're lying, Batman. 75 00:04:42,727 --> 00:04:43,726 Where are my ministers? 76 00:04:43,728 --> 00:04:46,462 What's happened to those ninnies? 77 00:04:46,464 --> 00:04:47,329 [grunting] 78 00:04:47,331 --> 00:04:49,431 (Gordon) 'Uh, in your expert opinion, Batman' 79 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:52,801 'what's behind all these mysterious occurrences?' 80 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:54,569 In my expert opinion, commissioner 81 00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:56,871 we're seeing the dust of centuries blown away 82 00:04:56,873 --> 00:05:00,875 with a monstrous revival of a strange and ancient cult. 83 00:05:00,877 --> 00:05:03,010 - It's unearthly. - Perhaps. 84 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:07,347 I'll know more, after I've dwelled into the secret archives 85 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,450 of the antiquarian library in Alexandria. 86 00:05:10,452 --> 00:05:10,917 Alexandria? 87 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:13,786 Oh, you mean the delightful suburb of Washington D.C. 88 00:05:13,788 --> 00:05:15,654 No, commissioner. Alexandria, Egypt. 89 00:05:15,656 --> 00:05:18,890 'That ancient metropolis at the mouth of the River Nile.' 90 00:05:18,892 --> 00:05:20,758 (Gordon) You're leaving for Egypt? 91 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,826 (Batman) 'By the first available jet.' 92 00:05:22,828 --> 00:05:25,328 'I have vital researches to perform.' 93 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,762 But, great Scott, Batman. 94 00:05:26,764 --> 00:05:28,930 What will become of us during your absence? 95 00:05:28,932 --> 00:05:31,799 Who will block the criminal schemes of this madman 96 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:32,733 who calls himself King Tut? 97 00:05:32,735 --> 00:05:37,571 (Batman) 'I pass the Egyptian ball to you, commissioner. In my..' 98 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:42,976 He called me a madman, does he? 99 00:05:42,978 --> 00:05:45,578 We'll let's face it, Tut Tut. 100 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:49,481 Face what, sweet, lovely Nefertiti? 101 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,783 In the old days when you were professor at Yale 102 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:56,020 before you got conked on the head in that student riot-- 103 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,688 [screaming] 104 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,291 [blows trumpet] 105 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:04,961 Royal torturers, servants of the fierce 106 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:06,729 Jackal God of Anubis. 107 00:06:06,731 --> 00:06:09,698 To my bidding.. 108 00:06:12,601 --> 00:06:15,035 She's my subversive queen. 109 00:06:15,037 --> 00:06:17,737 To the dungeons with her! 110 00:06:17,739 --> 00:06:19,605 [dramatic music] 111 00:06:19,607 --> 00:06:21,373 No! No! 112 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:22,974 No! 113 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,443 No! 114 00:06:25,445 --> 00:06:26,744 No! 115 00:06:28,079 --> 00:06:31,548 Mad am I? 116 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:33,616 Well, you'll see 117 00:06:33,618 --> 00:06:40,856 while Batman is bouncing around in belfries in far off Egypt. 118 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:45,093 I'll do what I set out to do before. 119 00:06:45,095 --> 00:06:48,729 I've got Bruce Wayne! 120 00:06:49,731 --> 00:06:51,732 [tires screeching] 121 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:56,469 [dramatic music] 122 00:06:58,071 --> 00:06:59,037 Holy travel agent, Batman! 123 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:01,706 - Are you really going to Egypt? - Of course not, Robin. 124 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:04,475 It's merely a clever strategem I've worked out. 125 00:07:04,477 --> 00:07:07,544 I have a hunch King Tut will make another effort 126 00:07:07,546 --> 00:07:08,444 to kidnap Bruce Wayne. 127 00:07:08,446 --> 00:07:10,846 I get it, and we'll foil 'em, huh? 128 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:14,649 On the contrary, I wish him to succeed. 129 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:18,419 What? You're gonna let yourself be kidnapped? 130 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:21,755 Yes, Robin. Yes and no. 131 00:07:21,757 --> 00:07:24,624 Before today's dark deeds unfold 132 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:26,993 I want Aunt Harriet safely out of the way. 133 00:07:26,995 --> 00:07:29,795 Get on the phone. Call the house upstairs. 134 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,463 [dramatic music] 135 00:07:31,465 --> 00:07:32,030 Goodbye, Alfred. 136 00:07:32,032 --> 00:07:36,968 Now be sure Dick gets his warm milk before retiring, won't you? 137 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:39,036 You may rest assured of it, madam. 138 00:07:39,038 --> 00:07:42,806 Just imagine, Alfred, a weekend in the country. 139 00:07:42,808 --> 00:07:45,809 Oh, it's going to be such a delightful change! 140 00:07:45,811 --> 00:07:50,880 Well, I better run, so the taxi man won't grow impatient. 141 00:07:56,653 --> 00:08:00,055 [dramatic music] 142 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:10,497 Gosh, Batman! That sure a lifelike dummy of Bruce Wayne. 143 00:08:10,499 --> 00:08:12,565 Hmm. It should serve the purpose. 144 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,900 Deception and double deception. 145 00:08:14,902 --> 00:08:19,137 The only way to deal with a super criminal like Tut. 146 00:08:21,807 --> 00:08:22,773 Alfred? 147 00:08:22,775 --> 00:08:25,175 Oh, Alfred, have you seen the novel 148 00:08:25,177 --> 00:08:26,643 I've been reading anywhere? 149 00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:27,610 I.. Well, no, madam, I-I.. 150 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:31,513 Oh, of course, I left it on the table.. Or the sofa. 151 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:34,449 Mrs. Cooper, shh. 152 00:08:34,783 --> 00:08:35,449 Oh. 153 00:08:35,451 --> 00:08:38,151 [instrumental music/ comical] 154 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:47,592 Sweet dreams, Bruce dear. 155 00:08:50,462 --> 00:08:52,963 [music continues] 156 00:08:56,901 --> 00:08:58,535 Phew! 157 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:01,637 Holy, taxidermy. That dummy sure passed the test. 158 00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:04,573 (Batman) 'Indeed, Robin. Cum laude.' 159 00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:06,841 It's time to get set, Robin. 160 00:09:06,843 --> 00:09:09,109 It's almost oda wadda simba. 161 00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:11,177 - Almost what? - Oda wadda simba. 162 00:09:11,179 --> 00:09:13,579 6 o'clock in our nomenclature. 163 00:09:13,581 --> 00:09:15,647 In the 14th Dynasty 164 00:09:15,649 --> 00:09:18,216 the Hour of the Hyena. 165 00:09:18,218 --> 00:09:19,250 The time when ancient Egyptian 166 00:09:19,252 --> 00:09:21,752 super criminals invariably struck. 167 00:09:21,754 --> 00:09:24,054 Gosh, Batman, is there anything you don't know? 168 00:09:24,056 --> 00:09:28,224 Hmm. Oh yes, Robin. Several things in fact. 169 00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:30,059 All prepared, sir. 170 00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:31,994 [doorbell dings] 171 00:09:33,229 --> 00:09:35,330 Now the hyenas are at the gate. 172 00:09:35,332 --> 00:09:38,666 Who knows what form they'll take, Alfred. 173 00:09:38,668 --> 00:09:41,068 [dramatic music] 174 00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:48,975 Can I help you? 175 00:09:48,977 --> 00:09:52,244 Sure you can. I've been sent over by the chief 176 00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:53,878 to watch over Mr. Wayne. 177 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,813 In case those devilish kidnappers 178 00:09:55,815 --> 00:09:56,747 should try to strike again. 179 00:09:56,749 --> 00:09:59,816 Ah, yes. A wise precaution, officer. 180 00:09:59,818 --> 00:10:01,017 If you'll follow me. 181 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:03,619 [dramatic music] 182 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:08,589 As you observe, the master's enjoying a moment's respite 183 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:09,856 bit from the day's cares. 184 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:12,024 'Would the real almighty enjoy such fortune?' 185 00:10:12,026 --> 00:10:16,028 Don't worry, buster, it can be arranged. 186 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:19,631 [dramatic music] 187 00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:46,290 Extraordinary how that anti gas pill works. 188 00:10:46,924 --> 00:10:49,258 Shh. No one talk now. 189 00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:54,129 [music continues] 190 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,381 Quick! Take him to the royal barque. 191 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:19,419 [music continues] 192 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:30,262 Wow! Worked like a charm. 193 00:11:30,264 --> 00:11:31,429 Batman, figured every move they make. 194 00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:34,999 I never doubted, but he would, Master Robin. What now? 195 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:37,901 We track 'em on the bat-scanner to their criminal hideout. 196 00:11:37,903 --> 00:11:40,303 Quick, Alfred! You go to the service elevator. 197 00:11:40,305 --> 00:11:42,672 I'll meet you in the Bat-cave. 198 00:11:42,674 --> 00:11:43,406 Roger. 199 00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:47,009 [dramatic music] 200 00:11:51,981 --> 00:11:53,281 [sighs] 201 00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:01,989 [telephone beeping] 202 00:12:06,761 --> 00:12:08,061 'Commissioner, this is Robin.' 203 00:12:08,063 --> 00:12:08,895 Y-Yes, Boy Wonder. 204 00:12:08,897 --> 00:12:12,031 A-Okay, commissioner. They've got Bruce Wayne. 205 00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,466 Only it's really Batman, right? 206 00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,266 'Right.' 207 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,267 Heartwarming indeed, Boy Wonder, 208 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,869 the way a distinguished millionaire like Bruce Wayne 209 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,403 cooperates in the fight against crime. 210 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:23,739 Not all millionaires would be so self-sacrificing. 211 00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:25,841 I'll tell him you said so, commissioner. 212 00:12:25,843 --> 00:12:28,243 In the meantime standby with your full force. 213 00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,477 You're tracking the criminals, are you? 214 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:32,947 Signals from the tiny homing transmitter in Batman's collar 215 00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:33,914 are coming in perfectly. 216 00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:36,950 I'll call you back when I learn about King Tut's hideout. 217 00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:39,319 Bless you, Boy Wonder. Chief O'Hara and I 218 00:12:39,321 --> 00:12:41,788 will stay by the Bat-phone. 219 00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:49,895 Look at them, Alfred. Tracking perfectly. 220 00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,930 [chuckles] Those poor demented felons. 221 00:12:51,932 --> 00:12:56,367 How little did they want? But they have a tiger by the tail. 222 00:12:56,369 --> 00:12:58,969 [dramatic music] 223 00:13:00,037 --> 00:13:01,771 - Peculiar. - What? 224 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:06,776 "Message of Anubis interprets itself as follows. 225 00:13:06,778 --> 00:13:10,279 "What seems is not, inside its bonds 226 00:13:10,281 --> 00:13:12,981 "the leopard has changed its spots." 227 00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:16,384 [dramatic music] 228 00:13:16,518 --> 00:13:19,319 - [indistinct] - Yeah. 229 00:13:19,321 --> 00:13:22,121 But then on the other hand.. 230 00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:26,391 ...there's no extra charge for making sure. 231 00:13:30,095 --> 00:13:32,496 [dramatic music] 232 00:13:33,097 --> 00:13:35,832 [music intensifies] 233 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:43,005 [intense music] 234 00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:47,275 (Robin) 'Oh, glip! Cold as a cucumber.' 235 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,977 Could it be a defect in the receiver, Master Robin? 236 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:53,313 Quick! Activate the emergency backup receivers. 237 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,881 Roger. 238 00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:57,349 [dramatic music] 239 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,150 Emergency system at full gain. 240 00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:02,887 Holy high-flying! Something's gone wrong. 241 00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:06,790 Tick tock. 242 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,426 Tick tock. 243 00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:13,095 Enjoying yourself, Batman? 244 00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:17,065 The dreaded ancient Theban pebble torture. 245 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:20,835 - You pitiable madman. - Tick tock. 246 00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:25,105 Chief torturer, what's the pebble count 247 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:28,108 on my faithless ex-queen? 248 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:32,045 (male #1) '901, Oh Great Pharaoh!' 249 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,848 901? Good. 250 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:37,983 Less than 100 to go 251 00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:40,986 and then she'll smash herself to pieces 252 00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:45,156 trying to tear herself out of a jar. 253 00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:48,859 In the name of mercy, think back to the days 254 00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:53,129 'when you were a distinguished professor at Yale University.' 255 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:54,964 Give yourself up. 256 00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:59,168 I vow that you'll receive the finest medical attention. 257 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:02,070 Chief torturer, hold. 258 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:05,373 What's the pebble count on Batman? 259 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:09,877 (male #1) '297, Oh Great Pharaoh!' 260 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,046 Speed it up. 261 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:16,949 Alfred, if we ever had need of our brain power it's now. 262 00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:19,451 Here are the last four fixes we've got. 263 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,119 The problem is to extrapolate them. 264 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,155 Project them to the criminal's putative destination. 265 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,392 Correct, and if we extend their azimuth like this 266 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,393 correcting from one way-- 267 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,629 How peculiar. It leads us to this vacant area 268 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:36,432 that coordinates 47 to 61. 269 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,566 Wait a minute! 270 00:15:37,568 --> 00:15:39,935 [dramatic music] 271 00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:42,904 Coordinates 47 to 61. 272 00:15:44,072 --> 00:15:44,638 Holy foxtrot! 273 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:49,042 The Egyptian palace from last year's Gotham City exposition. 274 00:15:49,044 --> 00:15:51,577 [telephone beeping] 275 00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:56,314 Robin speaking. 276 00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:57,982 (Gordon) 'We've just had a message.' 277 00:15:57,984 --> 00:16:00,951 King Tut is holding Batman is his secret hideout. 278 00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:03,887 He will exchange him for $1 million in cash. 279 00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:05,922 To be delivered personally by Bruce Wayne. 280 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,290 You think it's on the level, commissioner? 281 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,893 I do. But unfortunately I can't get a hold of Bruce Wayne. 282 00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:12,527 There's no answer at his stately mansion. 283 00:16:12,529 --> 00:16:16,497 Don't worry. I'm on my way to find him right this second. 284 00:16:16,499 --> 00:16:18,565 Goodbye, commissioner. 285 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:21,501 Are you sure that was prudent, Master Robin? 286 00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:22,268 What, Alfred? 287 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:25,204 Well, they're pretty certain of the whereabouts 288 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,038 of King Tut's hideout. 289 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,474 Should we not have informed the police and requested their aid? 290 00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:32,577 I didn't dare chance it. They're great guys, Alfred 291 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:34,579 but they can be heavy-handed too 292 00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:37,315 and when those fiends have Batman.. 293 00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:38,249 I follow your thinking. 294 00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,651 The rude intrusion of the police might have provoked 295 00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:43,587 the criminals to some unhappy act of violence. 296 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:46,456 Right, Alfred. This one we've gotta pull ourselves. 297 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,624 - To the Batmobile. - To the.. 298 00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:50,993 ...Batmobile? But you don't have 299 00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:54,096 a license to drive, Master Robin. 300 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,264 But you do. 301 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,167 [dramatic music] 302 00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:02,369 ¶ Twinkle twinkle little bat 303 00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:05,605 ¶ How I wonder what you're at ¶ 304 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,939 [both laughing] 305 00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:11,243 Chief torturer, what's the latest pebble count? 306 00:17:11,245 --> 00:17:14,946 (male #1) 'Coming down now, Oh Mighty Pharaoh.' 307 00:17:14,948 --> 00:17:18,482 '...number 1000.' 308 00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:24,320 Bring them to my throne room. 309 00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:28,089 [dramatic music] 310 00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:31,292 Let it be a warning, loyal subjects. 311 00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:32,626 Our enemies shall be reduced 312 00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:36,730 even as these to mindless slaves. 313 00:17:36,732 --> 00:17:40,533 Smash open their cases. 314 00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:54,379 Dance, you slaves. 315 00:17:54,381 --> 00:17:57,215 Dance for our amusement! 316 00:17:57,217 --> 00:18:00,751 Music. Bat-music. 317 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:10,527 [jazz music] 318 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,017 [laughing] 319 00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:40,054 [music continues] 320 00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:51,264 Take him. 321 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,399 Thought you unhinge, did you? 322 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,101 I fooled you. I kept my reason by reciting 323 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,703 the multiplication tables backwards. 324 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,172 [music continues] 325 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,807 Hold on, Batman. I'm with you. 326 00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:10,679 [music continues] 327 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,686 [grunts] 328 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,727 [grunts] 329 00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:30,163 [grunts] 330 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,931 [music continues] 331 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,400 Where is King Tut? 332 00:19:35,402 --> 00:19:37,668 Looks like he's gone, Batman. 333 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,670 We'd better net him fast. 334 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,204 The Batmobile, it's gone! 335 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:44,407 Alfred, old fella, are you alright? 336 00:19:45,442 --> 00:19:47,643 Most remissive me, sir. 337 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,746 I let that ruffian overpower me. 338 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:51,913 Only one thing to do. 339 00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:55,383 Pursue him in this curious royal barque. 340 00:19:56,351 --> 00:19:59,753 [dramatic music] 341 00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:05,425 [engine revving] 342 00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:11,430 [tires screeching] 343 00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:18,436 Visual contact established. 344 00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:18,903 . 345 00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:22,773 If he cuts into superpower afterburner we'll never keep up. 346 00:20:22,775 --> 00:20:26,376 [dramatic music] 347 00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,386 [tires screeching] 348 00:20:38,354 --> 00:20:40,888 Holy smoke! What'll we do now, Batman? 349 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,824 Quick, hand me your tiny utility belt transmitter. 350 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,658 Mine is disabled. 351 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,328 I get it. You're gonna try to remote control Batmobile circuit 352 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,262 via the Bat-cave relay link. 353 00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:51,497 Right, Robin, it's our only chance. 354 00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:52,865 Batman to Bat-cave. 355 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:59,872 'Voice control Batmobile relay circuit switch on.' 356 00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:02,373 [beeping] 357 00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:07,944 Batmobile ejection seat. Fire. 358 00:21:07,946 --> 00:21:10,513 [beeping] 359 00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:12,014 [radio signal fails] 360 00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:14,249 What the heck! The failure signal. 361 00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:16,417 Circuits on the blink, I'm afraid. 362 00:21:16,419 --> 00:21:16,984 How can it be? 363 00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:20,554 Human mechanisms are made by human hands, Robin. 364 00:21:20,556 --> 00:21:21,721 None of them is infallible. 365 00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:24,457 It's a lesson which must be faced. 366 00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:24,990 [dramatic music] 367 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,726 - Hey, look! - 'He's coming back at us.' 368 00:21:27,728 --> 00:21:30,528 [tires screeching] 369 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:33,030 [music continues] 370 00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:37,600 What the heck! 371 00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:40,269 Look out, he's found the Bat-beam. 372 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,639 [music continues] 373 00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,006 Farewell. 374 00:21:46,008 --> 00:21:50,977 We rid Thebes forever of its rodents. 375 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,578 [laughing] 376 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,379 [explosion] 377 00:21:57,047 --> 00:21:58,781 Holy sky rocket! 378 00:21:58,915 --> 00:22:03,285 He hit the Bat-beam button and the ejector seat went off. 379 00:22:07,723 --> 00:22:11,325 [dramatic music] 380 00:22:16,998 --> 00:22:18,498 [grunts] 381 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,500 [intense music] 382 00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:23,635 Well hit, sir. 383 00:22:23,637 --> 00:22:26,938 Gosh! And to think he was once a famous professor 384 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:27,805 in Yale University. 385 00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:31,475 That's life, Robin. Full of ups and downs. 386 00:22:31,477 --> 00:22:35,512 It'll be if it's any of us to grow too confident. 387 00:22:40,851 --> 00:22:43,853 [dramatic music] 388 00:22:46,523 --> 00:22:47,623 A tragic case, Batman. 389 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,525 One of the saddest which has ever crossed my ken. 390 00:22:50,527 --> 00:22:52,894 - There maybe hope for him yet. - But how? 391 00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:53,794 With proper treatment. 392 00:22:53,796 --> 00:22:56,029 Mental institutions are hopelessly overcrowded. 393 00:22:56,031 --> 00:22:59,098 The taxpayers are blind to our pleas. 394 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,034 What about the Wayne Foundation? 395 00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:04,469 Gosh, yes! It's a great idea, Batman. 396 00:23:04,471 --> 00:23:06,737 But do you think Mr. Wayne'll go for it 397 00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:09,072 after being kidnapped by this devil? 398 00:23:09,074 --> 00:23:14,410 Chief O'Hara, I understand that Mr. Bruce Wayne is a man of 399 00:23:14,412 --> 00:23:15,744 great understanding and compassion. 400 00:23:15,746 --> 00:23:19,748 I'll phone Bruce Wayne instantly and ask him to come over here. 401 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,416 - Watch out. - Argh! 402 00:23:21,418 --> 00:23:22,917 He's wakin' up. 403 00:23:25,053 --> 00:23:27,521 I-I must.. 404 00:23:27,523 --> 00:23:31,424 Young gentlemen rioting is not going.. 405 00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:33,859 Be careful. Ooh! 406 00:23:39,498 --> 00:23:40,931 Ohh! 407 00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:45,367 What an amazing dream. 408 00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:49,470 - I must be late for class. - Late for class? 409 00:23:49,704 --> 00:23:52,605 Yes. Egyptology.. 410 00:23:52,607 --> 00:23:55,007 [dramatic music] 411 00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:01,479 Oh...my.. 412 00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:06,116 What is this? 413 00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:08,651 A miracle, professor. 414 00:24:08,952 --> 00:24:11,420 Simply a miracle. 415 00:24:13,423 --> 00:24:14,723 Oh.. 416 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:18,626 Oh, whatever will the dean say? 417 00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:23,697 [dramatic music] 418 00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:32,138 Next week the dynamic duo versus The Bookworm. 419 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,907 [theme music] 420 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,776 ¶ Batman 421 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,045 ¶ Batman 422 00:24:42,813 --> 00:24:45,014 ¶ Batman 423 00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:48,150 ¶ Batman 424 00:24:49,152 --> 00:24:50,919 ¶ Batman 425 00:24:50,921 --> 00:24:52,553 ¶ Batman 426 00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:54,721 ¶ Batman 427 00:24:55,656 --> 00:24:57,189 ¶ Batman 428 00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:58,823 ¶ Batman 429 00:24:58,825 --> 00:25:00,558 ¶ Batman 430 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,061 [music continues] 431 00:25:06,731 --> 00:25:08,932 ¶ Na na na na na 432 00:25:08,934 --> 00:25:11,668 ¶ Batman