1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,002 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,072 --> 00:00:07,771 [instrumental music] 3 00:00:07,773 --> 00:00:12,475 (male narrator) A beautiful Wednesday afternoon in Gotham city. 4 00:00:12,477 --> 00:00:15,277 Matinee day at this theatre. 5 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:19,180 In a moment, the play goers will be coming out 6 00:00:19,182 --> 00:00:21,782 for a refreshing orange drink. 7 00:00:21,784 --> 00:00:23,216 But watch closely. 8 00:00:23,218 --> 00:00:28,221 There may be a drama that's not on the program. 9 00:00:29,556 --> 00:00:31,690 [music continues] 10 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:37,695 So, what's superior to this sort of thing, one usually sees? 11 00:00:37,697 --> 00:00:38,495 Oh, yes, infinitely. 12 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:42,298 And the leading man, my dear, Mrs. Van Climber. 13 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,732 His tremendous power. 14 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:46,768 Absolutely inspired, my dear Penguin. 15 00:00:46,770 --> 00:00:49,737 It's a penetrating documentary in our time. 16 00:00:49,739 --> 00:00:52,506 It's a mirror of a cliched minds 17 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:56,443 of our sadly weakened moral fiber. 18 00:00:56,445 --> 00:00:57,577 Wouldn't you say so? 19 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:58,811 [gunshot] 20 00:00:58,813 --> 00:01:00,345 [crowd screaming] 21 00:01:00,347 --> 00:01:01,279 Oh! 22 00:01:01,281 --> 00:01:04,215 Hands up everybody and you won't get hurt. 23 00:01:04,217 --> 00:01:05,082 I ain't kidding. 24 00:01:05,084 --> 00:01:06,683 Do as he says, Penguin. 25 00:01:06,685 --> 00:01:08,317 He's a desperate man. 26 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,618 Ah. 27 00:01:11,454 --> 00:01:12,086 You. 28 00:01:12,088 --> 00:01:14,421 'Unhook that ruby pendant.' 29 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:18,057 Throw it here. 30 00:01:18,391 --> 00:01:21,693 - Outrageous monster. - Shh. He'll hear you. 31 00:01:21,695 --> 00:01:24,529 Back away everybody! Back away! 32 00:01:24,531 --> 00:01:28,432 You, knave thief, surrender! 33 00:01:28,434 --> 00:01:29,800 Wise guy, huh? 34 00:01:29,802 --> 00:01:31,434 Take this. 35 00:01:31,436 --> 00:01:33,169 [gunfire] 36 00:01:37,274 --> 00:01:39,141 Jumpin' jeepers! 37 00:01:39,143 --> 00:01:41,076 A bulletproof umbrella! 38 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:42,777 Ah! 39 00:01:43,578 --> 00:01:45,278 [muffled scream] 40 00:01:54,488 --> 00:01:56,388 [chuckling] 41 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:59,757 [music continues] 42 00:02:06,498 --> 00:02:07,531 Ms. Starr. 43 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:09,799 - Uh. - May I? 44 00:02:09,801 --> 00:02:11,467 Thank you. 45 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:13,669 Yeah. 46 00:02:13,671 --> 00:02:18,473 Oh! How can I ever, ever thank you? 47 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:20,107 Yeah. 48 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,110 Oh! What? 49 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:25,811 The Penguin prevented a crime? 50 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,547 That waddling pompous master of foul play? 51 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,414 It's true, commissioner. 52 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:32,316 And who do you think, the necklace belongs to? 53 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,384 Ms. Sophia Starr. 54 00:02:34,386 --> 00:02:35,518 Sophia Starr? 55 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,553 Beauteous queen of Gotham City society? 56 00:02:37,555 --> 00:02:41,256 That's her. They left the theatre hand in hand. 57 00:02:41,258 --> 00:02:42,890 Ominous, most ominous. 58 00:02:42,892 --> 00:02:44,591 What do you think it means, commissioner? 59 00:02:44,593 --> 00:02:47,727 Since it involves The Penguin, there is only one man 60 00:02:47,729 --> 00:02:49,295 who can answer that question. 61 00:02:49,297 --> 00:02:50,629 And answer it in time. 62 00:02:50,631 --> 00:02:51,663 [instrumental music] 63 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:53,765 The Caped Crusader. 64 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,738 [telephone beeping] 65 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:02,439 [sighs] 66 00:03:02,441 --> 00:03:06,142 Alright, commissioner, I'll fetch him for you. 67 00:03:08,211 --> 00:03:11,680 (male narrator) And in Wayne Manor, where young Dick Grayson 68 00:03:11,682 --> 00:03:15,550 practices his putting under the watchful eye of his guardian 69 00:03:15,552 --> 00:03:19,854 millionaire Bruce Wayne and his doting Aunt Harriet. 70 00:03:19,856 --> 00:03:21,822 Ow! Missed that one. 71 00:03:21,824 --> 00:03:24,324 Precision, Dick. Precision. 72 00:03:24,326 --> 00:03:28,361 The key to...success in life and as well in sports. 73 00:03:28,363 --> 00:03:32,298 And excuse me, sir, but there's a telephone call for you. 74 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,899 A certain Mr. Rime. 75 00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:34,900 - Rime? - Yes, sir. 76 00:03:34,902 --> 00:03:38,803 Mr. K Rime, if you understand me. 77 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:39,436 Of course. 78 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:42,672 Mr. K Rime with the red hot line of investments 79 00:03:42,674 --> 00:03:43,806 for the Wayne foundation. 80 00:03:43,808 --> 00:03:44,606 Precisely, sir. 81 00:03:44,608 --> 00:03:46,774 Dick, it's about time you started learning something 82 00:03:46,776 --> 00:03:49,243 'about the elements of investment.' 83 00:03:49,245 --> 00:03:50,711 We may be a while, Aunt Harriet. 84 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:55,816 Mr. K Rime might want us to visit him at the stock exchange. 85 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:58,952 So long, Aunt Harriet, See you later. 86 00:03:59,286 --> 00:04:00,319 Mercy me. 87 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:05,424 What an unfortunate name for an investment councilor. 88 00:04:05,426 --> 00:04:07,826 K Rime. 89 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:09,694 Sounds like crime! 90 00:04:09,696 --> 00:04:11,228 Isn't that funny, Alfred? 91 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:15,298 I'd be very careful about him if I were Bruce. 92 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,565 [chuckling] 93 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:18,266 Indeed, madam. 94 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:21,535 Yes, commissioner. 95 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:24,404 A strange and troubling turn of events, Batman. 96 00:04:24,406 --> 00:04:27,407 You have a competitor in crime fighting. 97 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,408 The Penguin! 98 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:30,342 [indistinct] 99 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:32,310 We're on our way. 100 00:04:32,844 --> 00:04:33,844 The Penguin. 101 00:04:33,846 --> 00:04:34,611 Holy nick of time. 102 00:04:34,613 --> 00:04:37,614 Lucky for us we just finished installing the bulletproof 103 00:04:37,616 --> 00:04:38,781 windshield in the Batmobile. 104 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:41,450 Not so lucky for The Penguin. 105 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:45,720 To the Bat-poles. 106 00:04:50,425 --> 00:04:53,860 [theme music] 107 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:02,868 ¶ Batman 108 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,270 ¶ Batman 109 00:05:07,639 --> 00:05:09,339 ¶ Batman 110 00:05:10,808 --> 00:05:12,508 ¶ Batman 111 00:05:13,843 --> 00:05:15,743 ¶ Batman 112 00:05:15,745 --> 00:05:17,277 ¶ Batman 113 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:18,778 ¶ Batman 114 00:05:20,614 --> 00:05:23,549 ¶ Batman Batman 115 00:05:23,551 --> 00:05:25,284 ¶ Batman 116 00:05:25,286 --> 00:05:28,920 ¶ nana nana nana nana nana nana na ¶ 117 00:05:28,922 --> 00:05:31,489 ¶ Batman 118 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,594 [instrumental music] 119 00:05:48,706 --> 00:05:50,840 [tire screeching] 120 00:05:50,842 --> 00:05:53,475 [theme music] 121 00:06:13,362 --> 00:06:14,528 Thanks, commissioner. 122 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,328 We got the picture. 123 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:18,798 I'll call you back if Batman has any ideas. 124 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:20,832 What do you think, Batman? 125 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:22,800 Has The Penguin really gone straight? 126 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:24,334 It's a tough one. 127 00:06:24,336 --> 00:06:25,702 When that bird turn snow white 128 00:06:25,704 --> 00:06:27,670 it could be merely a tricky white wash job. 129 00:06:27,672 --> 00:06:31,774 Right. But still, we've got to think of his records 130 00:06:31,776 --> 00:06:32,975 since he last left prison. 131 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,977 Clean as a whistle, it seems. 132 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:36,845 Accepted in the best circles. 133 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:39,080 Not even a ticket for jaywalking. 134 00:06:39,082 --> 00:06:41,315 Could it be that, he is reformed? 135 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,683 Or only pretending to reform. 136 00:06:42,685 --> 00:06:46,053 Stalking his next victim under the false colors 137 00:06:46,055 --> 00:06:47,020 of a crime fighter. 138 00:06:47,022 --> 00:06:48,621 How the heck do we find out? 139 00:06:48,623 --> 00:06:50,756 - I have an idea. - What, Batman? 140 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,925 Say that caper at the theatre was a Penguin's employee. 141 00:06:53,927 --> 00:06:57,528 And that crook he caught must've been an accomplice, right? 142 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:58,428 On the nose. 143 00:06:58,430 --> 00:06:59,662 Call the commissioner. 144 00:06:59,664 --> 00:07:01,797 Have him give that crook a grilling. 145 00:07:01,799 --> 00:07:05,834 We'll be there in time for the kill. 146 00:07:05,836 --> 00:07:07,068 [instrumental music] 147 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:11,372 Alright, I'll ask you one more time. 148 00:07:12,607 --> 00:07:14,841 How long have you known The Penguin? 149 00:07:14,843 --> 00:07:17,643 - Who? - Quit lying, you cheap hoodlum. 150 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,444 He paid you to pull that job. 151 00:07:19,446 --> 00:07:20,778 Told you to keep your mouth shut. 152 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,813 Promised to cut you on the big job later. 153 00:07:22,815 --> 00:07:25,849 You guys must read too many comic books or something. 154 00:07:25,851 --> 00:07:27,717 Hold it, Chief O'Hara, no rough stuff. 155 00:07:27,719 --> 00:07:29,952 It's our duty to abide by the rules. 156 00:07:29,954 --> 00:07:32,487 Now, this lying is useless. 157 00:07:32,489 --> 00:07:33,554 Besides. 158 00:07:33,556 --> 00:07:34,755 We have evidence. 159 00:07:34,757 --> 00:07:38,391 - Evidence? - The bulletproof umbrella. 160 00:07:38,393 --> 00:07:40,659 Why would The Penguin have carried a bulletproof umbrella 161 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,995 to a matinee unless he expected a machine gun attack. 162 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,629 Who knows? Ask him. 163 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,365 [instrumental music] 164 00:07:49,835 --> 00:07:52,169 A hard baked cookie, this one. 165 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,071 Covered with armor plate icing 166 00:07:55,073 --> 00:07:57,973 Let's give him a turn, shall we? 167 00:08:05,815 --> 00:08:06,247 'Hey.' 168 00:08:06,249 --> 00:08:10,651 'What's the matter, sonny? Scared of the dark?' 169 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:14,587 Ah! 170 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:17,256 Help, there's bats loose in here. 171 00:08:19,859 --> 00:08:22,260 [screaming] 172 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:28,599 Holy knock-out drops. 173 00:08:28,601 --> 00:08:31,034 The miserable weakling, faded, dead away. 174 00:08:31,036 --> 00:08:33,036 Looks like, you over-did it, Batman. 175 00:08:33,038 --> 00:08:34,737 Only one thing to do now. 176 00:08:34,739 --> 00:08:35,971 Find Penguin himself. 177 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:37,005 Put the blocks to him. 178 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:38,940 - Excuse me, sir. - Yes, lieutenant. 179 00:08:38,942 --> 00:08:42,009 We have a report from the tail we put on The Penguin. 180 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:44,878 He just entered the Gotham City Millionaire's club. 181 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:45,645 Holy Jackpot. 182 00:08:45,647 --> 00:08:48,681 That bird of prey, loose among the golden geese. 183 00:08:48,683 --> 00:08:50,115 There's only one way to find out. 184 00:08:50,117 --> 00:08:52,016 Call the parking lot. Have 'em clear 185 00:08:52,018 --> 00:08:53,984 all the exits for the Batmobile. 186 00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:55,618 [instrumental music] 187 00:08:55,620 --> 00:09:00,155 Meanwhile, in the steam room of the super exclusive 188 00:09:00,157 --> 00:09:02,223 Gotham Millionaire's club. 189 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:05,125 A strange disquieting scene. 190 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,260 Leave that man alone you criminals. 191 00:09:07,262 --> 00:09:10,630 - Take him out of here. - Look out. Watch out! 192 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:12,064 - Quick. - More steam. 193 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:13,799 Roger. 194 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,939 (male #1) 'That's got it.' 195 00:09:22,141 --> 00:09:24,308 A snatch in the fog, eh? 196 00:09:29,947 --> 00:09:33,082 Alas, you sad, dim-witted ruffian! 197 00:09:33,084 --> 00:09:35,684 - The smoke screen. - It's gone. 198 00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:36,751 Jesus. 199 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:38,085 Oh, thank you, sir. 200 00:09:38,087 --> 00:09:39,152 They tried to kidnap me. 201 00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:41,254 It's alright, Reggie, my boy. 202 00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:42,588 You are safe now. 203 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:44,590 You're with The Penguin. 204 00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:46,024 Put up your flippers, Penguin. 205 00:09:46,026 --> 00:09:48,626 We caught you with your feathers down. 206 00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:49,159 Kidnapping. 207 00:09:49,161 --> 00:09:51,594 One false move and you get the batarang. 208 00:09:51,596 --> 00:09:55,631 Hello, my esteemed colleagues in crime fighting. 209 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:58,734 The droll deceivers, the dynamic duo. 210 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,736 Batman, listen. You've got it all wrong. 211 00:10:00,738 --> 00:10:03,805 The Penguin saved me from being kidnapped. 212 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:04,872 Saved you? 213 00:10:04,874 --> 00:10:06,073 I swear to you, old boy. 214 00:10:06,075 --> 00:10:07,974 Some villains were trying to abduct me 215 00:10:07,976 --> 00:10:10,009 under the cover of a steam screen. 216 00:10:10,011 --> 00:10:11,110 And heaven knows how he did it. 217 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:14,880 This delightful bird-like chaps suddenly dispelled the steam 218 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,082 and the criminals took to their heels. 219 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,817 Elementary, my dear, Reggie. 220 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:22,921 My ubiquitous umbrella was fortunately loaded 221 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,022 with colored dry ice. 222 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:29,127 When I discharged the jet, the vapor was instantly condensed. 223 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,728 [laughing] 224 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:35,799 Something fishy here. 225 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:36,833 There's sure is. 226 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:39,735 He must have known about the supposed kidnapping. 227 00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:42,370 Otherwise, why would he be carrying an umbrella 228 00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:43,337 loaded with dry ice? 229 00:10:43,339 --> 00:10:46,640 The reason is the season, Batman. 230 00:10:46,642 --> 00:10:47,007 What? 231 00:10:47,009 --> 00:10:49,642 This prematurely hot weather annoys me. 232 00:10:49,644 --> 00:10:53,912 Being a Penguin is kind of a bird, I hate hot weather. 233 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,713 So what could be more natural 234 00:10:55,715 --> 00:10:59,183 than I should carry an umbrella loaded with dry ice? 235 00:10:59,185 --> 00:10:59,883 Oh, yeah. 236 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:03,820 If you hate the heat so much, what you doing in a steam room? 237 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,755 I ask you, is that an ethical question? 238 00:11:05,757 --> 00:11:10,659 Between crime fighters, competitors, you might say. 239 00:11:10,661 --> 00:11:14,129 You pompous, taunting creature! 240 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:14,829 [laughing] 241 00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:17,198 Well, I'm sorry I must fly. I'm very busy. 242 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,934 I have little rendezvous with Sophia Starr. 243 00:11:19,936 --> 00:11:21,735 We have some arrangements to make. 244 00:11:21,737 --> 00:11:24,704 - Arrangements? - For her jewels. 245 00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:27,740 I'm taking over their protection. 246 00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:30,008 I'm gonna give you my card. 247 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:32,076 [laughing] 248 00:11:32,078 --> 00:11:32,910 Adieu. 249 00:11:32,912 --> 00:11:33,810 Come on, my dear boy. 250 00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:38,815 Well, you saved my life, if there's anything I can do.. 251 00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:44,086 (Batman) Penguin Protective Agency Incorporated. 252 00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:45,986 Holy leopard! 253 00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:48,822 What a change of spots. 254 00:11:53,294 --> 00:11:55,128 [instrumental music] 255 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:55,995 The Penguin. 256 00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,763 In business as a private eye. 257 00:11:57,765 --> 00:11:59,865 Hiring him to guard jewels is like.. 258 00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:01,700 ...trusting a lethal lettuce to a rabbit. 259 00:12:01,702 --> 00:12:04,736 Let's race back and give Ms. Starr a warning. 260 00:12:04,738 --> 00:12:05,703 Nuisance. 261 00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:06,837 She's smitten with him. 262 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,038 She'd scoff at us. 263 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,272 So what do we do? 264 00:12:09,274 --> 00:12:10,239 We can't protect her. 265 00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:14,409 We can save her jewels at the same time set a trap. 266 00:12:14,411 --> 00:12:15,176 Great. How? 267 00:12:15,178 --> 00:12:18,112 We substitute fake jewels with the real ones, Robin. 268 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:22,850 Treat it in a reactor to leave radioactive traces of the thief. 269 00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:23,417 Terrific! 270 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:25,152 There's just one problem. 271 00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,019 'To make copies.' 272 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,988 I dunno what the real ones look like. 273 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:29,388 Correct. 274 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,357 Has to look at them. That would tip Penguin off. 275 00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:34,726 Pickup the Bat-phone and call Alfred. 276 00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:36,461 Tell him to wait for us in the Bat-cave. 277 00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:41,265 Alfred is going to be our secret undercover agent. 278 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:44,001 [instrumental music] 279 00:12:46,004 --> 00:12:46,770 What? 280 00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:49,405 Reggie Rich gave you a check for $10,000 281 00:12:49,407 --> 00:12:50,205 and you tore it up? 282 00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:52,707 Indeed. And right in front of his very eye. 283 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:56,477 You know somethin', this plan of being a straight guy must have 284 00:12:56,479 --> 00:12:57,778 unhinged Penguin's mind. 285 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,246 No, you, butt-brain. 286 00:12:59,248 --> 00:13:01,781 What's 10,000, when I aim at millions? 287 00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:05,885 Confidence. That's is what I'm stealing from these dupes. 288 00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:08,153 Confidence and pride in The Penguin. 289 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:11,890 And they'll end up handing me their treasure 290 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,757 on a silver plate. 291 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,892 - Yeah, but I wonder.. - You wonder, what? 292 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,460 Don't get mad at me Penguin but.. 293 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,429 I wonder what Batman and Robin's gonna say about that. 294 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,965 Piddling pair will be punctured! Now and forever. 295 00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:23,932 Then, no offence, Penguin, 296 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:25,733 but we heard you sing that song before. 297 00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:29,436 We always end up singing the anvil chorus in the pen. 298 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:33,406 Not this time, you see. I have planted a seed in their mind. 299 00:13:33,408 --> 00:13:36,142 I've planted the erroneous idea 300 00:13:36,144 --> 00:13:41,380 that I'm going to steal the jewels of Sophia Starr. 301 00:13:41,382 --> 00:13:42,981 You mean, you ain't? 302 00:13:42,983 --> 00:13:43,815 No! I'm not. 303 00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:48,186 I delight in the devious, I obviate the obvious. 304 00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:50,755 They're misreading my intentions. 305 00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:53,057 They're going to lay a trap for me. 306 00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,426 A trap which when it springs.. 307 00:13:55,428 --> 00:13:56,093 [laughing] 308 00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:59,930 ¶ And Batman and Robin will never come back ¶ 309 00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:01,498 ¶ Batman and Robin will never..¶ 310 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,301 Well, farewell, my fine fostered fates. 311 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,335 Your mind has tore. 312 00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:12,841 I'm going to see our shining star, Sophia Starr. 313 00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:15,009 [instrumental music] 314 00:14:15,011 --> 00:14:15,976 What an counter-plot. 315 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:20,080 Here's Alfred, carrying out a vital but risky chore. 316 00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:25,185 In the guise of a man from Floyds Insurance Limited. 317 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:25,885 Excellent! 318 00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:28,120 I think that just about does it, Ms. Starr. 319 00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:30,922 You're sure, there's nothing else you want? 320 00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:31,489 No, thank you. 321 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:34,158 That would just complete our records. 322 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,527 [Penguin mumbling] 323 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:38,262 Beg your pardon, Pengy darling. 324 00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:39,896 What offends me to the quick. 325 00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:43,833 An insurance company worrying about the safety of your jewels 326 00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:45,835 while they are under my guardianship. 327 00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:48,904 One can never be too secure, can one, Mr. Penguin? 328 00:14:48,906 --> 00:14:53,141 With the world these days so full of predators. 329 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,041 [instrumental music] 330 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:57,911 Great Scott, Alfred. Have you forgotten? Batman told you 331 00:14:57,913 --> 00:15:00,280 to switch cigarette holders with The Penguin. 332 00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:04,350 You're meant to palm off the trick one with a tiny super 333 00:15:04,352 --> 00:15:06,352 powered transmitter inside. 334 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:08,320 Quick! Before it's too late. 335 00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:10,288 Create that diversion. 336 00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:12,189 Good day, Ms. Starr. 337 00:15:14,892 --> 00:15:15,958 (Alfred) 'Great heavens!' 338 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,895 The anti-theft system built into my carrying case 339 00:15:19,897 --> 00:15:21,196 it went off accidently. 340 00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:24,566 Don't panic. I can fix that. 341 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:28,503 (Penguin) 'There! Neutralized.' 342 00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:32,139 Buy my high powered de-magnetizer coil. 343 00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,974 Oh, Pengy. 344 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,175 (Sophia) 'You're fantastic.' 345 00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:36,409 (Penguin) 'No trouble at all.' 346 00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:40,413 (Sophia) 'Where there's no end to your resourcefulness.' 347 00:15:40,415 --> 00:15:42,515 (Penguin) 'Thank you, my love, thank you.' 348 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:46,085 - Oh, Pengy. - Ha ha ha. 349 00:15:46,087 --> 00:15:49,188 Oh, look, the handle of your umbrella. 350 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:49,888 What? 351 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:53,091 (Penguin) 'Sound! My secret radio detector.' 352 00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:58,229 Somebody has planted an electronic bug in this room. 353 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:01,398 [grunting] 354 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,133 Huh? 355 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,607 Eh. 356 00:16:13,977 --> 00:16:16,378 [static increasing] 357 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,947 Ah. 358 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:23,384 [laughing] 359 00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:27,221 So, you switched cigarette holders, did ya? 360 00:16:29,023 --> 00:16:30,323 Ah. 361 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,157 [indistinct] 362 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,057 I think not. 363 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,025 Out with you, criminal. 364 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,593 Who are you working for? 365 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,963 It can happen to the best of us, Mr. Penguin. 366 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,464 One moment everything is going smoothly. 367 00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:47,003 And the next, fate pulls the rug out from under us. 368 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,172 - Ah! Pengy - Good day, miss. 369 00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:51,740 Oh, Pengy, dear. 370 00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:54,609 Pengy, my poor darling. 371 00:16:54,611 --> 00:16:56,010 Who cares about him? 372 00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:57,511 Are you alright? 373 00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:58,612 Vengeance! 374 00:16:58,614 --> 00:17:01,181 [groaning] 375 00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:04,583 Failure, sir. Utter failure. 376 00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:06,184 That's not true, Alfred. 377 00:17:06,186 --> 00:17:06,717 Of course not. 378 00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:11,655 Important thing was to get this picture of Sophia's jewels. 379 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,722 You got it. 380 00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:13,422 Sure you did. 381 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,724 And we already made a complete set of fake copies. 382 00:17:15,726 --> 00:17:20,095 Thanks to you, we may be able to avert a gigantic robbery. 383 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:22,163 Robin, grab those fake jewels. 384 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:25,633 We must strike before The Penguin does. 385 00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:26,533 Let's go. 386 00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:29,269 [instrumental music] 387 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,174 [tire screeching] 388 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,142 [theme music] 389 00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:04,735 We're sure taking a chance, Batman. 390 00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:07,838 What's the matter? Souls of your boots slippery? 391 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,438 Heck no! 392 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,541 I mean when we put the fake jewels in Ms. Starr's safe. 393 00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:14,810 Take the real one's out. We could be nailed as crooks. 394 00:18:14,812 --> 00:18:17,078 That's the chance we have to take. 395 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,712 In our well ordered society 396 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:22,182 protection of private property is essential. 397 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,249 Yes, you're right, Batman. 398 00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:26,218 That's the keystone of all law and order. 399 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,852 Let's go, chum. 400 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:43,867 The safe should be behind that picture. 401 00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:46,435 Coast seems clear. 402 00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:53,474 Turn off the electric iron looping on it. 403 00:18:53,476 --> 00:18:55,309 Neutralize the alarm. 404 00:18:55,311 --> 00:18:57,210 I'll listen to the tumblers. 405 00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:58,611 Roger. 406 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:16,761 Perfect. Tumblers are falling into place. 407 00:19:18,764 --> 00:19:19,864 Caught you, you thieves. 408 00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:22,166 One move and you're a dead duo. 409 00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:22,866 Holy. Bat-trap! 410 00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,868 Let's fight our way outta this. 411 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,536 [gunshots] 412 00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:30,306 Ah! 413 00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:31,640 Whoa! 414 00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:37,812 Ah. 415 00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:56,463 [groaning] 416 00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,804 [shouting] 417 00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:05,838 They getting out the window. 418 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,374 Let 'em go, they won't get far. 419 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,175 Pengy dear, you alright? 420 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,210 Sophia, my dear, you call the police. 421 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,479 I'll call the Gotham City Times. 422 00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:21,349 [intense music] 423 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,217 Shocking! shocking! 424 00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:25,619 How can a responsible press print such an item? 425 00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:27,821 But you can't blame the papers, commissioner. 426 00:20:27,823 --> 00:20:30,690 Things sure look dark for Batman when the lights went on. 427 00:20:30,692 --> 00:20:36,562 Yes, but still how could a sane person think Batman a criminal? 428 00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:39,364 How ungrateful the public is! 429 00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:42,433 [phone ringing] 430 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,903 Yes, put him on. It's Penguin. 431 00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:48,571 Good morning, commissioner. 432 00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:51,941 Have you snared that costumed crooks yet? 433 00:20:51,943 --> 00:20:53,976 They're still at large, Penguin. 434 00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:56,411 Well, that's very lax of you, commissioner. 435 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,480 I do hope that they won't burst in tonight 436 00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:01,215 and terrorize our party. 437 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:01,748 Your party? 438 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:06,586 Yes. Anyway, you're invited. Might come, if you like it. 439 00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:08,354 Some of my influential friends 440 00:21:08,356 --> 00:21:11,690 are giving a gala benefit for the P.P.A.. 441 00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:15,326 That's the Penguin's Protective Agency. 442 00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:21,398 Yes. We have taken over the Gotham amusement pier. 443 00:21:21,665 --> 00:21:23,599 Should be amusing. 444 00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:27,970 You... you abominable avian! 445 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,873 [intense music] 446 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,379 [phone beeping] 447 00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:41,615 - Yes, Commissioner. - Gotham amusement pier tonight. 448 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:44,851 - Penguin is tossing a party. - Interesting. 449 00:21:44,853 --> 00:21:46,519 You better not be there, Batman. 450 00:21:46,521 --> 00:21:49,889 If you are spotted, I'll have to arrest you. 451 00:21:54,294 --> 00:21:56,962 It's our only hope, Robin. We'll have to catch Penguin 452 00:21:56,964 --> 00:22:00,565 in something crooked that he won't be able to press that 453 00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:01,933 warrant for our arrest. 454 00:22:01,935 --> 00:22:04,802 - Have an awful thought, Batman. - What? 455 00:22:04,804 --> 00:22:09,473 What if Penguin really has gone straight? 456 00:22:11,309 --> 00:22:14,844 [crowd chattering] 457 00:22:22,619 --> 00:22:25,887 [instrumental music] 458 00:22:26,321 --> 00:22:28,689 - Right! - What do you think, Batman? 459 00:22:28,691 --> 00:22:30,891 He's with Sophia Starr and she's wearing 460 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:31,858 those priceless diamonds. 461 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:36,729 Yeah, I have a strange feeling, It's time for the kill. 462 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,430 [crashing] 463 00:22:40,933 --> 00:22:41,632 [quacking] 464 00:22:41,634 --> 00:22:44,668 Gee, that cement-filled umbrella sure cooled them off. 465 00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:47,604 Well done, my finks, well done. 466 00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:48,371 What now, Penguin? 467 00:22:48,373 --> 00:22:50,973 String them up here back of the shooting gallery 468 00:22:50,975 --> 00:22:52,441 directly behind the cut-outs. 469 00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:54,810 - Right. - Now, one small detail. 470 00:22:54,812 --> 00:22:59,047 Our umbrella pop guns, take out the pellets. 471 00:22:59,049 --> 00:23:03,051 Introduce real bullets. Ha ha ha. 472 00:23:06,922 --> 00:23:08,589 [crowd chattering] 473 00:23:08,591 --> 00:23:10,824 You, eh, challenge us, Penguin? 474 00:23:10,826 --> 00:23:12,025 I certainly do. 475 00:23:12,027 --> 00:23:14,727 Knowing you gentlemen to be of sporting blood 476 00:23:14,729 --> 00:23:18,797 I know that you'll play this exquisite of the game with me. 477 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:22,934 If you'll burst those two red balloons on the first round. 478 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:28,572 I'll donate 1000 dollars to your police benevolent fund. 479 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,107 (Commissioner) 'That's too easy, Penguin. Much too easy' 480 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,675 'There must be a catch towards somewhere.' 481 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:36,879 'No, catch whatsoever. If you shoot those two red balloons' 482 00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:40,749 you will be doing Gotham City a gigantic favor. 483 00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:43,351 Doing the city a big favor? 484 00:23:43,353 --> 00:23:44,885 What the devil? Why not? 485 00:23:44,887 --> 00:23:49,522 - Give us the guns, Penguin. - Give them the umbrella gun. 486 00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:55,694 (male narrator) Batman and Robin, a swinging pair of dead ducks! 487 00:23:55,696 --> 00:23:58,496 What on earth can save them? 488 00:23:58,498 --> 00:24:02,032 Don't shoot, Commissioner! Don't shoot! 489 00:24:02,034 --> 00:24:04,067 All set, gentlemen? 490 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:04,934 We're set. 491 00:24:04,936 --> 00:24:08,037 Now, on my instructions. 492 00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:10,039 Ready? 493 00:24:12,442 --> 00:24:13,675 Aim. 494 00:24:14,977 --> 00:24:17,078 Good grief! Good night! 495 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,746 Double funeral tomorrow. 496 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:22,750 Same bat-time, same bat-channel. 497 00:24:22,884 --> 00:24:26,386 Can you see any way out? 498 00:24:31,692 --> 00:24:33,793 [theme music] 499 00:24:33,795 --> 00:24:35,895 ¶ Batman 500 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,831 ¶ Batman 501 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:42,067 ¶ Batman 502 00:24:43,135 --> 00:24:45,169 ¶ Batman 503 00:24:46,504 --> 00:24:48,071 ¶ Batman 504 00:24:48,073 --> 00:24:49,539 ¶ Batman 505 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,874 ¶ Batman 506 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,542 ¶ Batman 507 00:24:54,544 --> 00:24:55,843 ¶ Batman 508 00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:57,911 ¶ Batman 509 00:25:03,450 --> 00:25:06,084 ¶ Nana nana nana nana na ¶ 510 00:25:06,086 --> 00:25:09,020 ¶ Batman