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¶ Batman
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(male announcer)
So far we have seen
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a super instant
mesmerizing device.
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A chefs hat snatched.
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And there goes the chef.
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A hunting hat grabbed.
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And it's owner, ditto.
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And the manager
of a silver shop.
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Holy sombrero!
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A dish.
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A jury box.
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Aha, the thirteenth hat.
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The Mad Hatter's plans
for the Caped Crusader.
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Another dish.
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And another snatch.
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A clue? Who knows?
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Then Octave Marbot gets it.
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But something's fishy.
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Bam.
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Bash.
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Crash.
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A bucket of instant
hardening plaster.
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Is Batman permanently
plastered?
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Wait, the wildest
is yet to come.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Na-na na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na ¶
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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Faster, Marbot, faster.
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But the cement must be
chipped very carefully
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if you want the mold
of the Batman's cowl.
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Oh, you can take it
apart in sections
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and glue it back together
again to form a mold.
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I will not disfigure
my friend, the Batman.
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Oh, Batman, Batman.
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He couldn't possibly be alive
inside that plaster shroud.
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Hey, boss.
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That means he's won't be
needing that Batmobile no more.
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Good thinking.
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It'll make an
excellent getaway car.
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Go warm it up.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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[clattering]
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The statue, it's coming alive.
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Apple seed!
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Impossible.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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It's diabolical.
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Curses.
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My super mesmerizer
is on the brink.
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To the Batmobile.
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I'll go after them.
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- After the Mad Hatter.
- No, no, Mr. Marbot.
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It's too dangerous.
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- Robin.
- Batman.
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Robin.
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Start her up, Dicer.
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[engine revving]
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[revving increasing]
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- Are you alright?
- Never better.
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Well, I'm used to seeing
you do the impossible.
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But getting out of that
plaster tomb was impossible.
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Much easier that
it seemed, Robin.
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I simply held by breath.
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Holy frog-man!
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Well, we should help
Monsieur Marbot
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clean up this mess.
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Oh, no, no, no, Batman.
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You saved my life
also your own.
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That is enough for one day.
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Next time you come
to pose for me.
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We start the statue
all over again.
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- Oui?
- Oui.
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The next time I come to pose
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there won't be any
interruptions.
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Come on, Robin,
we have work to do.
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[dramatic music]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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I find being
out-maneuvered by the Mad Hatter
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somewhat irritating.
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I know what you mean.
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There must be
some insidious plan.
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Some overall scheme.
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Who'd steal five hats
and five people with them
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to gain his nefarious end?
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And what did
he mean, when he said
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my cowl would
be his 13th hat?
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Did he say that?
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Yes, when I told him
I was on to his masquerade.
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I have it,
5 from 13 is 8.
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How right you are.
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Then he must be planning
to snatch eight more hats
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and eight more people.
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Or already has
and we don't know about it.
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[phone beeping]
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Yes, Batman.
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Commissioner, have you
any more reports of hat thefts
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or vanishing people?
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As a matter of fact, yes.
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Word is slowly reaching us
that six other fine citizens
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have disappeared
in the last few days.
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Along with their headwear.
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I'll get back to you.
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The police department's
on it's toes.
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Six more kidnappings.
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Six, plus the five we
know about make eleven.
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Your cowl's the 13th,
that leaves--
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One to go...the 12th.
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12 hats, 12 people.
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But why, Robin?
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What comes in twelve's?
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Donuts!
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Um, horse power.
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Um, amendments.
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Mile limits?
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Noon-midnight!
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Oh, that's not
quite it.
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- Twelve.
- A dozen?
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Shall we activate
the bat computer?
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That sounds
like a good idea.
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Feed it a question
about dozens.
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A dozen, a collection of
12 such as a dozen men or women.
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Or...a dozen men and women!
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A jury, jurors!
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Of course, Robin,
that's what he was after
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the 12 hats of
the jury that convicted him.
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And the jurors, Madam Magda,
the chef, the fire chief
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they were all on that jury.
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How could
I have been so stupid?
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Oh no, Batman,
you've been pretty busy.
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One hat left, the key
that will hoist our opponent
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on his own petard!
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Yes, I-I realize that.
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[phone beeping]
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Charlie, hold on a second,
will you please?
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Yes, Batman.
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We maybe on to something
important, commissioner.
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I need the names of the 12
jurors on Mad Hatter's trial.
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Yes but it may take a little
while, I'll call you back.
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Right.
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Ahem, I thought I might
find you here, sir.
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Yes, Alfred.
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It's Mrs. Cooper, sir.
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Dinner's almost ready
and she wondered
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if you and Master Robin
were back from uh..
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...sighting that
fork tailed petrel
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and black-footed
albatross, sir.
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Tell her we just got back,
but we may be taking off again.
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Oh dear me,
how I wish I'd put it, sir?
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[phone beeping]
Yes, commissioner.
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Uh, Batman, I have the jury list
here, what did you want to know?
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I'd like the name of
the 12th juror, the last one.
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The 12th huh?
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Uh...Turkey Bowinkle?
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Oh, he owns
the Bowinkle's Bowl-O-Drome.
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Have you a record of Bowinkle's
hat being stolen recently?
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Or of Bowinkle being stolen?
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'No, we have no report of that.'
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Good. I'll
call you later.
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Alfred, tell Mrs. Cooper that
we called from Slater Sleuth..
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'...and that we sighted
some night flying birds.'
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And tell her we'll
be late for dinner.
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Very good, sir.
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On second thought, Alfred, tell
her, you'll be late for dinner.
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- 'Me, sir?'
- The 12th juror is Bowinkle.
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Turkey Bowinkle.
He owns a bowling alley.
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- A bowler!
- Precisely.
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What more fitting head piece
for the mad hatter to steal.
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Our job is to get Alfred there
before our cunning adversary
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and use the 12th hat
to trap him once and for all.
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Me, sir?
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Our cunning antagonist
knows we're after him, Alfred.
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We must do nothing
to excite attention.
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I want you take
this, bat-homing transmitter.
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'Pay a call on Turkey Bowinkle,
at the Bowl-O-Drome.'
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'I want you to place it in
his hat before it's snatched.'
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That way we'll be
able to trace him
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with a homing receiver
in the Batmobile.
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If I maybe allowed, sir.
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Roger!
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Bowinkle?
It's just a family name.
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That's what I thought.
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You see,
I specialize in Genealogy.
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Ghosts?
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Family trees.
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When I ran across your name
in the book, I was fascinated.
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Turkey Bowinkle hmm.
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'You doubt if it has a
distinguished pedigree?'
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I got license to run this joint,
if that's what you mean?
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Now, tell me..
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...perhaps if you have some
records of your family lineage..
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...in your office, hmm?
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All I got in
my office is my hat.
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Your..
Well..
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...maybe that could
tell me something.
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It's just a little hat.
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You never can tell Mr. Bowinkle.
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What maybe useful
in tracing a person's descent.
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Descent?
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It ain't no descent
to run a bowling alley.
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I mean, family descent.
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The natural order of succession
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from one's ancestors.
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Or even older forms.
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Monkeys?
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Sorry buddy.
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Turkey ain't no handle
handed down from my grandpa.
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It's a nick name, in
the lingo of ten pins..
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..it means three strikes.
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And Bowinkle means...Bowinkle.
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Now, nevertheless I would like
to take a look at that hat.
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Perhaps the uh, the head size
might prove informative.
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Seven and five eighth's.
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That put an extra limb
on the family elm?
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[instrumental music]
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That's Bowinkle at
the counter with the old guy.
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Butter him up, find out where
the hat is, signal me
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and keep him occupied.
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Whatever your say, Jervis.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Mr. Bowinkle,
I'm from 'Male Modes'.
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Yeah?
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It's a magazine,
devoted men's fashion.
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Oh.
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I'm sure you'll be glad to know
you're this week's prize winner.
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The best headed man
in Gotham City.
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And what is this?
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Thought that old bowl attracted
so much attention before.
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- And this man here--
- I really must be going.
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It's been pleasant
talking to you.
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Perhaps we can go into your
bloodline some other time.
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Your bloodline?
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That sounds icky.
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Just some cook.
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Anyway, Mr. Bowinkle..
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...I hoped you would extend me
the courtesy of an interview.
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Sure, shoot.
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Where is the prize winning
little head piece right now?
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Right now, I figure
it's upstairs on my desk.
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Waitin'.
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Not knowin' it's headed
for fame and fortune.
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Thank you.
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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(Turkey)
'Why me lady?'
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'There must be lot more
with fancy ol' bonnets'
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'than an ol' bowler?'
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Well, how 'Male Modes'
selects it's weekly winners
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is of course our secret.
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But I suspect your virile charm
had something to do with it.
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Yeah?
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Well, maybe that virile charm
would like to buy you something.
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What would you like?
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00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,148
On the house.
263
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:25,818
Who let you out of the jug?
What're you doin' with my hat?
264
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:27,586
That's it, Lisa, get lost.
265
00:14:27,588 --> 00:14:30,522
Just repaying old debts,
Mr. Bowinkle.
266
00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:34,526
It took unanimous vote of that
jury to send me up the river.
267
00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:38,129
Yeah, well, I'm casting
another ballot right now.
268
00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:50,307
Do you usually carry
a homing bat transmitter
269
00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:52,876
in your bowler, Mr. Bowinkle?
270
00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:55,912
I don't know how that
thing got in there.
271
00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:56,479
I think I do.
272
00:14:56,481 --> 00:15:00,916
And I think Batman will end up
in my hat factory after all.
273
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:03,485
What's Batman got
to do with it?
274
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:16,430
So the Mad Hatter
gets his 12th juror.
275
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:25,038
Beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful!
276
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,608
Imagine, shearing
Batman like a rabbit.
277
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:34,980
Or stretching him
into any form I wish.
278
00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:38,917
Or shrinking him
and sizing him.
279
00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:40,184
Why, I..
280
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:43,153
...I'll make him
into a sun bonnet.
281
00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:46,556
Or a ten gallon hat or a fizz.
282
00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:48,324
A fizz..
283
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,526
...yes a fizz, I'll dye him red.
284
00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:55,464
I'll buy myself a camel and go
riding off into the desert.
285
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:59,234
Wearing a tribal chieftain's
flowing robes..
286
00:15:59,236 --> 00:16:02,303
...and Batman on my head.
287
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,670
He's flipped his lid.
288
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:07,006
'What're you mumbling about?'
289
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,442
My idle flights of fancy?
My little day dreams?
290
00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:12,577
Do nothing more
than that believe me
291
00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:14,512
I'm a very practical man.
292
00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:18,649
I already have my 12 jurors'
hats and my 12 jurors.
293
00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:23,320
All I need now...
is Batman's cowl.
294
00:16:23,322 --> 00:16:25,955
And the caped crusader
out of the way.
295
00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:27,656
And my job will be complete.
296
00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:29,090
Yeah, but when do we eat?
297
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:32,359
'When I'm paid
my fabulous ransom.'
298
00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:34,127
Imagine a vouz.
299
00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:37,997
Owning the
Gothsonian institution's
300
00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:42,101
priceless collection
of Presidential head gear.
301
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:44,169
Ooh!
302
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,271
I think it's high time
303
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,374
the rightful owners
of those hats were wearing them.
304
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,577
Yeah but the real
jury's still out.
305
00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:03,986
Turkey's bowler can't
be far from here.
306
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,990
The hideout must be
in this old warehouse.
307
00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:09,957
Call, Commissioner Gordon
308
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:13,226
tell him we found
the Mad Hatter's lair.
309
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,566
[instrumental music]
310
00:17:26,072 --> 00:17:27,705
It's working, they found us.
311
00:17:27,707 --> 00:17:30,107
Just like I planned.
312
00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:31,741
It's a long way up.
313
00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:34,477
(Batman)
'You're right.'
314
00:17:34,479 --> 00:17:36,045
Stand clear.
315
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:50,626
They're climbing up the wall.
316
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,561
Places, everyone.
317
00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:59,634
What a pleasant
surprise awaits them.
318
00:18:01,069 --> 00:18:04,604
Gosh, Batman, you'd
think we were human flies.
319
00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:06,739
That's all in the game, Robin.
320
00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:10,209
That sure is one way
of looking at it.
321
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:37,302
I'm extremely sorry
about all these citizens.
322
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,238
We meet again,
dynamic duo.
323
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,206
But I fear for
the last time.
324
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:46,342
Your little game
of hide and seek is over.
325
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:50,612
- Very clever Mr. Tetch.
- Oh, you were the clever one.
326
00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:53,381
I might not have been
able to lure you here
327
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,484
without your homing
bat transmitter
328
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,385
in Mr. Bowinkle's hat.
329
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,819
Holy bowler!
330
00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:01,353
And now, caped crusader
331
00:19:01,355 --> 00:19:04,122
you will take off
your cowl and hand it over.
332
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:06,257
Then you will sit
for your photograph
333
00:19:06,259 --> 00:19:08,058
for all
the world to see.
334
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:11,494
After that I'll take you on
a personally conducted tour
335
00:19:11,496 --> 00:19:13,329
of my hat factory.
336
00:19:13,331 --> 00:19:16,065
I'll have to be dead
before you get my cowl.
337
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:20,669
Then, we'll start
with the hat factory.
338
00:19:20,671 --> 00:19:23,538
Straight ahead please.
339
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,410
Turn on the machine, Dicer.
340
00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:36,282
You may find that it's smarts
a bit to be shown, Batman.
341
00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:38,183
Until you lose
consciousness, of course.
342
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:41,753
Sorry, I'm late Jervis,
but I needed a pedicure.
343
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,554
The girl from Antis.
344
00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:47,123
Up to her pretty neck in evil.
345
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,357
You're just in time.
346
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,592
Batman and Robin are
about to undergo a treatment
347
00:19:50,594 --> 00:19:54,862
I usually reserve for rabbits,
musk rats and beavers.
348
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,163
Jervis, how droll.
349
00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:57,164
'Do get on with it though.'
350
00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:01,101
'Then perhaps you can take
me out for a bite to eat.'
351
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:01,768
You heard the lady.
352
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:05,371
Would you like to walk into the
factory under your own power
353
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:09,441
or would you like
a shot or two to help?
354
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,384
[instrumental music]
355
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,506
[music continues]
356
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:03,393
Put him on the conveyor belt.
357
00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:26,682
[music continues]
358
00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:59,047
Batman! Help!
359
00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:09,857
I suppose he's passed
the acid test, Robin.
360
00:22:15,797 --> 00:22:20,066
That'll keep him
out mischief for a while.
361
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,637
And what plans do
you have for me, Batman?
362
00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,872
That's up to the courts
to decide, young lady.
363
00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:30,808
In the meantime, help us
find those missing jurors.
364
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:34,912
Whatever you say,
I'll show you where they are.
365
00:22:40,118 --> 00:22:41,885
I hope we're not
too late, Batman.
366
00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:44,921
But we had a difficult
time findin' this place.
367
00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:46,122
Oh, that's alright, gentlemen.
368
00:22:46,124 --> 00:22:48,958
I'm happy to report that
the treacherous schemes
369
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,829
of the Mad Hatter have
been knocked completely..
370
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:57,799
...into a [indistinct] hat.
371
00:23:05,674 --> 00:23:06,540
Eighty five dollars?
372
00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:10,911
Oh, Bruce, it's sweet of you
to get me a birthday present.
373
00:23:10,913 --> 00:23:12,612
But I hat's a hat.
374
00:23:12,614 --> 00:23:15,548
No, Mrs. Cooper,
had is not a hat.
375
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:16,615
The hat is a memory.
376
00:23:16,617 --> 00:23:19,818
Tea at Gladridge's,
Gaundalein, Venice?
377
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:24,589
The hat is a romance,
the first time he smiled at you.
378
00:23:24,591 --> 00:23:26,724
The night he kissed you.
379
00:23:26,726 --> 00:23:29,393
The hat is an experience.
380
00:23:29,395 --> 00:23:31,128
Well, when you put it that way
381
00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,964
I guess $85 isn't too much.
382
00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:34,864
I thought you'd agree.
383
00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:38,601
It was so nice of you to bring
Mrs. Cooper in, Mr. Wayne.
384
00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:41,604
But, I'm just sorry
I'm a little shorthanded today.
385
00:23:41,606 --> 00:23:45,074
My favorite sale girl
disappointed me bitterly.
386
00:23:45,076 --> 00:23:48,544
She was mixed up with
that miserable Jervis Tetch.
387
00:23:48,546 --> 00:23:50,546
To put your mind
at ease, Madame Magda.
388
00:23:50,548 --> 00:23:52,748
I had lunch with
the city attorney today.
389
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:56,051
He tells me that the Mad Hatter
won't bother you anymore
390
00:23:56,053 --> 00:23:57,919
he and his gang are safely
behind bars
391
00:23:57,921 --> 00:24:00,655
and the judge should
give them a stiff sentence.
392
00:24:00,657 --> 00:24:03,190
Would you put that
on my bill, please?
393
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,159
Thank you,
Madame Magda.
394
00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:16,769
What's wrong, Bruce?
395
00:24:16,771 --> 00:24:17,703
It's funny, I..
396
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:23,809
...when I came in here, I could
swear I was wearing a hat.
397
00:24:37,023 --> 00:24:38,857
[theme music]
398
00:24:38,859 --> 00:24:40,725
¶ Batman
399
00:24:42,027 --> 00:24:43,894
¶ Batman
400
00:24:45,196 --> 00:24:47,063
¶ Batman
401
00:24:48,465 --> 00:24:50,132
¶ Batman
402
00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:53,068
¶ Batman
403
00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:54,536
¶ Batman
404
00:24:54,538 --> 00:24:56,204
¶ Batman
405
00:24:57,906 --> 00:24:59,606
¶ Batman
406
00:24:59,608 --> 00:25:00,974
¶ Batman
407
00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:02,775
¶ Batman
408
00:25:08,581 --> 00:25:10,715
¶ Na-na na-na
na-na na-na na ¶
409
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,650
¶ Batman