1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,101 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:08,372 --> 00:00:10,005 (male announcer) So far we have seen 3 00:00:10,007 --> 00:00:12,607 a super instant mesmerizing device. 4 00:00:12,609 --> 00:00:16,210 A chefs hat snatched. 5 00:00:16,212 --> 00:00:19,012 And there goes the chef. 6 00:00:20,014 --> 00:00:22,582 A hunting hat grabbed. 7 00:00:22,584 --> 00:00:25,351 And it's owner, ditto. 8 00:00:25,719 --> 00:00:30,222 And the manager of a silver shop. 9 00:00:30,224 --> 00:00:33,091 Holy sombrero! 10 00:00:34,526 --> 00:00:36,693 A dish. 11 00:00:38,128 --> 00:00:40,529 A jury box. 12 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:45,299 Aha, the thirteenth hat. 13 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:51,338 The Mad Hatter's plans for the Caped Crusader. 14 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:53,606 Another dish. 15 00:00:54,507 --> 00:00:58,176 And another snatch. 16 00:00:58,178 --> 00:01:01,646 A clue? Who knows? 17 00:01:02,547 --> 00:01:06,683 Then Octave Marbot gets it. 18 00:01:07,751 --> 00:01:11,053 But something's fishy. 19 00:01:12,088 --> 00:01:13,388 Bam. 20 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:14,689 Bash. 21 00:01:14,691 --> 00:01:15,456 Crash. 22 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:19,560 A bucket of instant hardening plaster. 23 00:01:20,228 --> 00:01:23,363 Is Batman permanently plastered? 24 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:28,267 Wait, the wildest is yet to come. 25 00:01:32,605 --> 00:01:34,339 [theme music] 26 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:46,550 ¶ Batman 27 00:01:46,552 --> 00:01:49,753 ¶ Batman 28 00:01:49,755 --> 00:01:52,822 ¶ Batman 29 00:01:52,824 --> 00:01:55,825 ¶ Batman 30 00:01:55,827 --> 00:02:01,363 ¶ Batman Batman Batman 31 00:02:02,298 --> 00:02:07,201 ¶ Batman Batman Batman 32 00:02:07,203 --> 00:02:11,271 ¶ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na ¶ 33 00:02:11,273 --> 00:02:13,740 ¶ Batman 34 00:02:21,148 --> 00:02:24,483 [dramatic music] 35 00:02:42,201 --> 00:02:44,368 [music continues] 36 00:02:46,804 --> 00:02:49,205 Faster, Marbot, faster. 37 00:02:49,207 --> 00:02:51,774 But the cement must be chipped very carefully 38 00:02:51,776 --> 00:02:54,309 if you want the mold of the Batman's cowl. 39 00:02:54,311 --> 00:02:56,544 Oh, you can take it apart in sections 40 00:02:56,546 --> 00:02:59,413 and glue it back together again to form a mold. 41 00:02:59,415 --> 00:03:02,416 I will not disfigure my friend, the Batman. 42 00:03:02,418 --> 00:03:03,316 Oh, Batman, Batman. 43 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:07,420 He couldn't possibly be alive inside that plaster shroud. 44 00:03:07,422 --> 00:03:07,920 Hey, boss. 45 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:11,757 That means he's won't be needing that Batmobile no more. 46 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,624 Good thinking. 47 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,326 It'll make an excellent getaway car. 48 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:16,226 Go warm it up. 49 00:03:16,228 --> 00:03:20,196 [speaking in foreign language] 50 00:03:24,568 --> 00:03:26,602 [clattering] 51 00:03:27,236 --> 00:03:29,570 The statue, it's coming alive. 52 00:03:29,572 --> 00:03:32,272 Apple seed! 53 00:03:32,274 --> 00:03:33,339 Impossible. 54 00:03:33,341 --> 00:03:36,375 [speaking in foreign language] 55 00:03:39,612 --> 00:03:42,480 It's diabolical. 56 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:45,716 Curses. 57 00:03:45,718 --> 00:03:48,518 My super mesmerizer is on the brink. 58 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,585 To the Batmobile. 59 00:03:49,587 --> 00:03:50,786 I'll go after them. 60 00:03:50,788 --> 00:03:54,656 - After the Mad Hatter. - No, no, Mr. Marbot. 61 00:03:54,658 --> 00:03:56,557 It's too dangerous. 62 00:03:56,559 --> 00:03:58,926 - Robin. - Batman. 63 00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:00,527 Robin. 64 00:04:03,831 --> 00:04:05,698 Start her up, Dicer. 65 00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:11,904 [engine revving] 66 00:04:13,239 --> 00:04:16,207 [revving increasing] 67 00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:23,581 - Are you alright? - Never better. 68 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:25,749 Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible. 69 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:28,384 But getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible. 70 00:04:28,386 --> 00:04:30,419 Much easier that it seemed, Robin. 71 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:32,320 I simply held by breath. 72 00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:33,254 Holy frog-man! 73 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:35,389 Well, we should help Monsieur Marbot 74 00:04:35,391 --> 00:04:36,490 clean up this mess. 75 00:04:36,492 --> 00:04:37,624 Oh, no, no, no, Batman. 76 00:04:37,626 --> 00:04:40,226 You saved my life also your own. 77 00:04:40,228 --> 00:04:41,493 That is enough for one day. 78 00:04:41,495 --> 00:04:43,495 Next time you come to pose for me. 79 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:45,597 We start the statue all over again. 80 00:04:45,599 --> 00:04:46,965 - Oui? - Oui. 81 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:48,599 The next time I come to pose 82 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:49,800 there won't be any interruptions. 83 00:04:49,802 --> 00:04:52,569 Come on, Robin, we have work to do. 84 00:04:52,571 --> 00:04:55,305 [dramatic music] 85 00:04:55,307 --> 00:04:58,608 [theme music] 86 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:03,912 [tires screeching] 87 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,825 I find being out-maneuvered by the Mad Hatter 88 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:19,359 somewhat irritating. 89 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,594 I know what you mean. 90 00:05:21,596 --> 00:05:24,897 There must be some insidious plan. 91 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:25,797 Some overall scheme. 92 00:05:25,799 --> 00:05:28,966 Who'd steal five hats and five people with them 93 00:05:28,968 --> 00:05:30,801 to gain his nefarious end? 94 00:05:30,803 --> 00:05:33,036 And what did he mean, when he said 95 00:05:33,038 --> 00:05:36,506 my cowl would be his 13th hat? 96 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:37,039 Did he say that? 97 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:41,309 Yes, when I told him I was on to his masquerade. 98 00:05:41,311 --> 00:05:44,378 I have it, 5 from 13 is 8. 99 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:46,380 How right you are. 100 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:49,649 Then he must be planning to snatch eight more hats 101 00:05:49,651 --> 00:05:50,483 and eight more people. 102 00:05:50,485 --> 00:05:53,953 Or already has and we don't know about it. 103 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,757 [phone beeping] 104 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:00,525 Yes, Batman. 105 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:04,295 Commissioner, have you any more reports of hat thefts 106 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,296 or vanishing people? 107 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,063 As a matter of fact, yes. 108 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:08,965 Word is slowly reaching us that six other fine citizens 109 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:11,400 have disappeared in the last few days. 110 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:12,634 Along with their headwear. 111 00:06:12,636 --> 00:06:14,569 I'll get back to you. 112 00:06:14,571 --> 00:06:17,705 The police department's on it's toes. 113 00:06:17,707 --> 00:06:19,840 Six more kidnappings. 114 00:06:19,842 --> 00:06:23,510 Six, plus the five we know about make eleven. 115 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:26,446 Your cowl's the 13th, that leaves-- 116 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:28,781 One to go...the 12th. 117 00:06:28,783 --> 00:06:31,049 12 hats, 12 people. 118 00:06:31,051 --> 00:06:31,949 But why, Robin? 119 00:06:31,951 --> 00:06:34,518 What comes in twelve's? 120 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,520 Donuts! 121 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:38,088 Um, horse power. 122 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,722 Um, amendments. 123 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:40,823 Mile limits? 124 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:42,357 Noon-midnight! 125 00:06:42,359 --> 00:06:43,891 Oh, that's not quite it. 126 00:06:43,893 --> 00:06:47,327 - Twelve. - A dozen? 127 00:06:47,795 --> 00:06:49,662 Shall we activate the bat computer? 128 00:06:49,664 --> 00:06:51,063 That sounds like a good idea. 129 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:53,765 Feed it a question about dozens. 130 00:07:02,474 --> 00:07:08,345 A dozen, a collection of 12 such as a dozen men or women. 131 00:07:08,479 --> 00:07:12,615 Or...a dozen men and women! 132 00:07:12,617 --> 00:07:13,582 A jury, jurors! 133 00:07:13,584 --> 00:07:15,617 Of course, Robin, that's what he was after 134 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:18,019 the 12 hats of the jury that convicted him. 135 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:23,557 And the jurors, Madam Magda, the chef, the fire chief 136 00:07:23,559 --> 00:07:26,626 they were all on that jury. 137 00:07:27,361 --> 00:07:29,929 How could I have been so stupid? 138 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,931 Oh no, Batman, you've been pretty busy. 139 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:36,635 One hat left, the key that will hoist our opponent 140 00:07:36,637 --> 00:07:38,637 on his own petard! 141 00:07:41,941 --> 00:07:43,141 Yes, I-I realize that. 142 00:07:43,143 --> 00:07:43,875 [phone beeping] 143 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:47,745 Charlie, hold on a second, will you please? 144 00:07:51,015 --> 00:07:51,748 Yes, Batman. 145 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,149 We maybe on to something important, commissioner. 146 00:07:53,151 --> 00:07:56,519 I need the names of the 12 jurors on Mad Hatter's trial. 147 00:07:56,521 --> 00:08:00,723 Yes but it may take a little while, I'll call you back. 148 00:08:00,725 --> 00:08:02,891 Right. 149 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,563 Ahem, I thought I might find you here, sir. 150 00:08:08,565 --> 00:08:09,630 Yes, Alfred. 151 00:08:09,632 --> 00:08:10,697 It's Mrs. Cooper, sir. 152 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,699 Dinner's almost ready and she wondered 153 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,435 if you and Master Robin were back from uh.. 154 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:18,538 ...sighting that fork tailed petrel 155 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,673 and black-footed albatross, sir. 156 00:08:20,675 --> 00:08:24,476 Tell her we just got back, but we may be taking off again. 157 00:08:24,478 --> 00:08:27,512 Oh dear me, how I wish I'd put it, sir? 158 00:08:27,514 --> 00:08:28,813 [phone beeping] Yes, commissioner. 159 00:08:28,815 --> 00:08:32,616 Uh, Batman, I have the jury list here, what did you want to know? 160 00:08:32,618 --> 00:08:36,419 I'd like the name of the 12th juror, the last one. 161 00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:37,119 The 12th huh? 162 00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:40,755 Uh...Turkey Bowinkle? 163 00:08:40,757 --> 00:08:43,124 Oh, he owns the Bowinkle's Bowl-O-Drome. 164 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:47,027 Have you a record of Bowinkle's hat being stolen recently? 165 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:49,696 Or of Bowinkle being stolen? 166 00:08:49,698 --> 00:08:51,998 'No, we have no report of that.' 167 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,735 Good. I'll call you later. 168 00:08:55,737 --> 00:09:00,139 Alfred, tell Mrs. Cooper that we called from Slater Sleuth.. 169 00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:03,208 '...and that we sighted some night flying birds.' 170 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,211 And tell her we'll be late for dinner. 171 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:06,945 Very good, sir. 172 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:10,581 On second thought, Alfred, tell her, you'll be late for dinner. 173 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,850 - 'Me, sir?' - The 12th juror is Bowinkle. 174 00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:15,953 Turkey Bowinkle. He owns a bowling alley. 175 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,154 - A bowler! - Precisely. 176 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,990 What more fitting head piece for the mad hatter to steal. 177 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:23,693 Our job is to get Alfred there before our cunning adversary 178 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:28,230 and use the 12th hat to trap him once and for all. 179 00:09:28,232 --> 00:09:28,830 Me, sir? 180 00:09:28,832 --> 00:09:32,700 Our cunning antagonist knows we're after him, Alfred. 181 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:35,869 We must do nothing to excite attention. 182 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:39,872 I want you take this, bat-homing transmitter. 183 00:09:39,874 --> 00:09:43,141 'Pay a call on Turkey Bowinkle, at the Bowl-O-Drome.' 184 00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:47,178 'I want you to place it in his hat before it's snatched.' 185 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:49,747 That way we'll be able to trace him 186 00:09:49,749 --> 00:09:53,884 with a homing receiver in the Batmobile. 187 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:57,120 If I maybe allowed, sir. 188 00:09:57,122 --> 00:09:58,654 Roger! 189 00:09:59,889 --> 00:10:02,257 Bowinkle? It's just a family name. 190 00:10:02,259 --> 00:10:03,091 That's what I thought. 191 00:10:03,093 --> 00:10:06,661 You see, I specialize in Genealogy. 192 00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:08,595 Ghosts? 193 00:10:08,597 --> 00:10:09,162 Family trees. 194 00:10:09,164 --> 00:10:13,299 When I ran across your name in the book, I was fascinated. 195 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:15,134 Turkey Bowinkle hmm. 196 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,703 'You doubt if it has a distinguished pedigree?' 197 00:10:17,705 --> 00:10:21,673 I got license to run this joint, if that's what you mean? 198 00:10:21,675 --> 00:10:22,240 Now, tell me.. 199 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:26,177 ...perhaps if you have some records of your family lineage.. 200 00:10:26,179 --> 00:10:27,044 ...in your office, hmm? 201 00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:29,980 All I got in my office is my hat. 202 00:10:29,982 --> 00:10:32,282 Your.. Well.. 203 00:10:32,284 --> 00:10:35,018 ...maybe that could tell me something. 204 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:36,619 It's just a little hat. 205 00:10:36,621 --> 00:10:37,753 You never can tell Mr. Bowinkle. 206 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:41,957 What maybe useful in tracing a person's descent. 207 00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:42,357 Descent? 208 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:45,293 It ain't no descent to run a bowling alley. 209 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:47,061 I mean, family descent. 210 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,396 The natural order of succession 211 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,398 from one's ancestors. 212 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,334 Or even older forms. 213 00:10:54,336 --> 00:10:55,835 Monkeys? 214 00:10:55,837 --> 00:10:56,669 Sorry buddy. 215 00:10:56,671 --> 00:10:59,071 Turkey ain't no handle handed down from my grandpa. 216 00:10:59,073 --> 00:11:02,207 It's a nick name, in the lingo of ten pins.. 217 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:04,075 ..it means three strikes. 218 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:06,844 And Bowinkle means...Bowinkle. 219 00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:09,980 Now, nevertheless I would like to take a look at that hat. 220 00:11:09,982 --> 00:11:14,651 Perhaps the uh, the head size might prove informative. 221 00:11:14,653 --> 00:11:15,785 Seven and five eighth's. 222 00:11:15,787 --> 00:11:19,255 That put an extra limb on the family elm? 223 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:27,196 [instrumental music] 224 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:30,899 That's Bowinkle at the counter with the old guy. 225 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:34,369 Butter him up, find out where the hat is, signal me 226 00:11:34,371 --> 00:11:35,670 and keep him occupied. 227 00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:37,705 Whatever your say, Jervis. 228 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:42,375 Yes, ma'am. 229 00:11:42,377 --> 00:11:47,346 Mr. Bowinkle, I'm from 'Male Modes'. 230 00:11:47,348 --> 00:11:47,979 Yeah? 231 00:11:47,981 --> 00:11:52,883 It's a magazine, devoted men's fashion. 232 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:53,283 Oh. 233 00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:57,887 I'm sure you'll be glad to know you're this week's prize winner. 234 00:11:57,889 --> 00:12:01,891 The best headed man in Gotham City. 235 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:02,725 And what is this? 236 00:12:02,727 --> 00:12:05,461 Thought that old bowl attracted so much attention before. 237 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,997 - And this man here-- - I really must be going. 238 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:11,432 It's been pleasant talking to you. 239 00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:17,337 Perhaps we can go into your bloodline some other time. 240 00:12:17,339 --> 00:12:19,405 Your bloodline? 241 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:20,873 That sounds icky. 242 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,441 Just some cook. 243 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,481 Anyway, Mr. Bowinkle.. 244 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:34,719 ...I hoped you would extend me the courtesy of an interview. 245 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:35,252 Sure, shoot. 246 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,723 Where is the prize winning little head piece right now? 247 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:43,126 Right now, I figure it's upstairs on my desk. 248 00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:43,726 Waitin'. 249 00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:47,196 Not knowin' it's headed for fame and fortune. 250 00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,351 Thank you. 251 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:12,286 [instrumental music] 252 00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:45,017 [music continues] 253 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,427 (Turkey) 'Why me lady?' 254 00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:59,463 'There must be lot more with fancy ol' bonnets' 255 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:00,363 'than an ol' bowler?' 256 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:04,066 Well, how 'Male Modes' selects it's weekly winners 257 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,434 is of course our secret. 258 00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:13,108 But I suspect your virile charm had something to do with it. 259 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:13,541 Yeah? 260 00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:18,279 Well, maybe that virile charm would like to buy you something. 261 00:14:18,281 --> 00:14:19,480 What would you like? 262 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,148 On the house. 263 00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:25,818 Who let you out of the jug? What're you doin' with my hat? 264 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:27,586 That's it, Lisa, get lost. 265 00:14:27,588 --> 00:14:30,522 Just repaying old debts, Mr. Bowinkle. 266 00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:34,526 It took unanimous vote of that jury to send me up the river. 267 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:38,129 Yeah, well, I'm casting another ballot right now. 268 00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:50,307 Do you usually carry a homing bat transmitter 269 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:52,876 in your bowler, Mr. Bowinkle? 270 00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:55,912 I don't know how that thing got in there. 271 00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:56,479 I think I do. 272 00:14:56,481 --> 00:15:00,916 And I think Batman will end up in my hat factory after all. 273 00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:03,485 What's Batman got to do with it? 274 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:16,430 So the Mad Hatter gets his 12th juror. 275 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:25,038 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! 276 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,608 Imagine, shearing Batman like a rabbit. 277 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:34,980 Or stretching him into any form I wish. 278 00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:38,917 Or shrinking him and sizing him. 279 00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:40,184 Why, I.. 280 00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:43,153 ...I'll make him into a sun bonnet. 281 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:46,556 Or a ten gallon hat or a fizz. 282 00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:48,324 A fizz.. 283 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,526 ...yes a fizz, I'll dye him red. 284 00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:55,464 I'll buy myself a camel and go riding off into the desert. 285 00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:59,234 Wearing a tribal chieftain's flowing robes.. 286 00:15:59,236 --> 00:16:02,303 ...and Batman on my head. 287 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,670 He's flipped his lid. 288 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:07,006 'What're you mumbling about?' 289 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,442 My idle flights of fancy? My little day dreams? 290 00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:12,577 Do nothing more than that believe me 291 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:14,512 I'm a very practical man. 292 00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:18,649 I already have my 12 jurors' hats and my 12 jurors. 293 00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:23,320 All I need now... is Batman's cowl. 294 00:16:23,322 --> 00:16:25,955 And the caped crusader out of the way. 295 00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:27,656 And my job will be complete. 296 00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:29,090 Yeah, but when do we eat? 297 00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:32,359 'When I'm paid my fabulous ransom.' 298 00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:34,127 Imagine a vouz. 299 00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:37,997 Owning the Gothsonian institution's 300 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:42,101 priceless collection of Presidential head gear. 301 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:44,169 Ooh! 302 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,271 I think it's high time 303 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,374 the rightful owners of those hats were wearing them. 304 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,577 Yeah but the real jury's still out. 305 00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:03,986 Turkey's bowler can't be far from here. 306 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,990 The hideout must be in this old warehouse. 307 00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:09,957 Call, Commissioner Gordon 308 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:13,226 tell him we found the Mad Hatter's lair. 309 00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,566 [instrumental music] 310 00:17:26,072 --> 00:17:27,705 It's working, they found us. 311 00:17:27,707 --> 00:17:30,107 Just like I planned. 312 00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:31,741 It's a long way up. 313 00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:34,477 (Batman) 'You're right.' 314 00:17:34,479 --> 00:17:36,045 Stand clear. 315 00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:50,626 They're climbing up the wall. 316 00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,561 Places, everyone. 317 00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:59,634 What a pleasant surprise awaits them. 318 00:18:01,069 --> 00:18:04,604 Gosh, Batman, you'd think we were human flies. 319 00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:06,739 That's all in the game, Robin. 320 00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:10,209 That sure is one way of looking at it. 321 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:37,302 I'm extremely sorry about all these citizens. 322 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,238 We meet again, dynamic duo. 323 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,206 But I fear for the last time. 324 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:46,342 Your little game of hide and seek is over. 325 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:50,612 - Very clever Mr. Tetch. - Oh, you were the clever one. 326 00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:53,381 I might not have been able to lure you here 327 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,484 without your homing bat transmitter 328 00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,385 in Mr. Bowinkle's hat. 329 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,819 Holy bowler! 330 00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:01,353 And now, caped crusader 331 00:19:01,355 --> 00:19:04,122 you will take off your cowl and hand it over. 332 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:06,257 Then you will sit for your photograph 333 00:19:06,259 --> 00:19:08,058 for all the world to see. 334 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:11,494 After that I'll take you on a personally conducted tour 335 00:19:11,496 --> 00:19:13,329 of my hat factory. 336 00:19:13,331 --> 00:19:16,065 I'll have to be dead before you get my cowl. 337 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:20,669 Then, we'll start with the hat factory. 338 00:19:20,671 --> 00:19:23,538 Straight ahead please. 339 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,410 Turn on the machine, Dicer. 340 00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:36,282 You may find that it's smarts a bit to be shown, Batman. 341 00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:38,183 Until you lose consciousness, of course. 342 00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:41,753 Sorry, I'm late Jervis, but I needed a pedicure. 343 00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,554 The girl from Antis. 344 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:47,123 Up to her pretty neck in evil. 345 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,357 You're just in time. 346 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,592 Batman and Robin are about to undergo a treatment 347 00:19:50,594 --> 00:19:54,862 I usually reserve for rabbits, musk rats and beavers. 348 00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,163 Jervis, how droll. 349 00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:57,164 'Do get on with it though.' 350 00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:01,101 'Then perhaps you can take me out for a bite to eat.' 351 00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:01,768 You heard the lady. 352 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:05,371 Would you like to walk into the factory under your own power 353 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:09,441 or would you like a shot or two to help? 354 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,384 [instrumental music] 355 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,506 [music continues] 356 00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:03,393 Put him on the conveyor belt. 357 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:26,682 [music continues] 358 00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:59,047 Batman! Help! 359 00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:09,857 I suppose he's passed the acid test, Robin. 360 00:22:15,797 --> 00:22:20,066 That'll keep him out mischief for a while. 361 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,637 And what plans do you have for me, Batman? 362 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:27,872 That's up to the courts to decide, young lady. 363 00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:30,808 In the meantime, help us find those missing jurors. 364 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:34,912 Whatever you say, I'll show you where they are. 365 00:22:40,118 --> 00:22:41,885 I hope we're not too late, Batman. 366 00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:44,921 But we had a difficult time findin' this place. 367 00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:46,122 Oh, that's alright, gentlemen. 368 00:22:46,124 --> 00:22:48,958 I'm happy to report that the treacherous schemes 369 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,829 of the Mad Hatter have been knocked completely.. 370 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:57,799 ...into a [indistinct] hat. 371 00:23:05,674 --> 00:23:06,540 Eighty five dollars? 372 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:10,911 Oh, Bruce, it's sweet of you to get me a birthday present. 373 00:23:10,913 --> 00:23:12,612 But I hat's a hat. 374 00:23:12,614 --> 00:23:15,548 No, Mrs. Cooper, had is not a hat. 375 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:16,615 The hat is a memory. 376 00:23:16,617 --> 00:23:19,818 Tea at Gladridge's, Gaundalein, Venice? 377 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:24,589 The hat is a romance, the first time he smiled at you. 378 00:23:24,591 --> 00:23:26,724 The night he kissed you. 379 00:23:26,726 --> 00:23:29,393 The hat is an experience. 380 00:23:29,395 --> 00:23:31,128 Well, when you put it that way 381 00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,964 I guess $85 isn't too much. 382 00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:34,864 I thought you'd agree. 383 00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:38,601 It was so nice of you to bring Mrs. Cooper in, Mr. Wayne. 384 00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:41,604 But, I'm just sorry I'm a little shorthanded today. 385 00:23:41,606 --> 00:23:45,074 My favorite sale girl disappointed me bitterly. 386 00:23:45,076 --> 00:23:48,544 She was mixed up with that miserable Jervis Tetch. 387 00:23:48,546 --> 00:23:50,546 To put your mind at ease, Madame Magda. 388 00:23:50,548 --> 00:23:52,748 I had lunch with the city attorney today. 389 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:56,051 He tells me that the Mad Hatter won't bother you anymore 390 00:23:56,053 --> 00:23:57,919 he and his gang are safely behind bars 391 00:23:57,921 --> 00:24:00,655 and the judge should give them a stiff sentence. 392 00:24:00,657 --> 00:24:03,190 Would you put that on my bill, please? 393 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,159 Thank you, Madame Magda. 394 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:16,769 What's wrong, Bruce? 395 00:24:16,771 --> 00:24:17,703 It's funny, I.. 396 00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:23,809 ...when I came in here, I could swear I was wearing a hat. 397 00:24:37,023 --> 00:24:38,857 [theme music] 398 00:24:38,859 --> 00:24:40,725 ¶ Batman 399 00:24:42,027 --> 00:24:43,894 ¶ Batman 400 00:24:45,196 --> 00:24:47,063 ¶ Batman 401 00:24:48,465 --> 00:24:50,132 ¶ Batman 402 00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:53,068 ¶ Batman 403 00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:54,536 ¶ Batman 404 00:24:54,538 --> 00:24:56,204 ¶ Batman 405 00:24:57,906 --> 00:24:59,606 ¶ Batman 406 00:24:59,608 --> 00:25:00,974 ¶ Batman 407 00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:02,775 ¶ Batman 408 00:25:08,581 --> 00:25:10,715 ¶ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ¶ 409 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,650 ¶ Batman