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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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(male announcer)
Another glorious morning
in Gotham city.
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The day people are
just starting to work.
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And the night people
are ready to call it a day.
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[humming]
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[whirring]
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My super instant mesmerizer.
It never fails.
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Okay, boys, carry him out.
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Hey, just a minute.
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That's my cap.
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[whirring]
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Take him along, too, boys.
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Look, look, look, you.
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What are you doing
with my hat?
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[whirring]
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Add him to the list.
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Right.
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Three more hats
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stolen right out
from under our noses.
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Not to mention their owners.
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I would say a pattern is
beginning to take shape.
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- A pattern, sir?
- A villainous pattern, indeed.
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At this rate, no hat
in Gotham City
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will be safe
from Jervis Tetch.
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You mean the
accursed Mad Hatter
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is back to his
fiendish practices?
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Who else?
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It was a sad day, indeed, when
the word "parole" was coined.
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If memory serves
me, commissioner
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the Mad Hatter not only is a
mortal enemy of Gotham City
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but also--
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Precisely, Chief O'Hara.
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The Cowled Crusader, himself
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was a witness at
the Mad Hatter's last trial.
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We have no other choice.
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We need his help and now.
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Let's hope to heaven
we can reach him.
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[beeping]
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But can they reach him?
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Or are millionaire,
Bruce Wayne
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and his youthful ward,
Dick Grayson
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up to something else
this morning
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in stately Wayne Manor?
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I'll summon him, sir.
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You sent to Italy
for that piece of rock?
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Piece of rock?
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Why, this is
carrara marble, Dick.
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Famous from antiquity
and still being quarried.
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Gee, carrara marble.
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Uh, it's just possible
this bust was sculptured
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by the famous
Carnato himself.
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Gosh, Carnato?
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One of the great masters.
When we have more time,
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I'll acquaint you with the
processes of sculpturing.
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It's fascinating, after which
I devoted many hours of study.
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I'd like to hear
about it, Bruce.
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Forgive me for
interrupting, sir.
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But it's the Bat-phone.
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Hot diggity.
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I'm in a quandary, Bruce.
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The Gotham City gourmet society
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tea tasting is this afternoon.
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And I don't know whether
to start with
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oolong or pekoe.
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Well, whatever decision
you make, Aunt Harriet
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I'm sure it'll be
the right one.
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Uh, they just called to report
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they sighted
a black-footed albatross
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at Sleighter's Slew.
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And maybe a fork-tailed petrel.
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A fork-tailed petrel
and a black-footed albatross
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on the day of
the tea tasting?
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You know how they are about
their bird sighting, madam.
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- Yes, commissioner?
- Jervis Tetch.
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The Mad Hatter is
at large again.
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- Him again?
- We'll be right over.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Batman Batman Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[dramatic music]
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[engine revving]
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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I couldn't agree
with you more, commissioner.
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It's the work
of the Mad Hatter.
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Nobody's safe when that human
scourge prowls our streets.
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It's possible he's
planning to unleash a new
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reign of terror
in our fair city.
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Terrifying
defenseless citizens
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with that super instant
mesmerizer in his high hat.
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That devil of a trademark.
Where will he stop?
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In the court of law,
Chief O'Hara.
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Where he's been
stopped before.
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Exactly.
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When you testified against
him in his last trial
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he said he'd get you, if it was
the last thing he ever did.
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Few men die
of threats, Robin.
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[telephone ringing]
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Commissioner Gordon.
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Yes.
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Right away.
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He struck again.
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He just stole
the fire chief's hat
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and the fire chief from
the convention hall.
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- Holy helmets.
- Will you need reinforcements?
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Thanks, chief. I think
it's best for you and your men
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to stand by closely until
we catch this tricky devil.
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You have our gratitude.
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Thank you,
Commissioner Gordon.
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Fighting crime
deserves no gratitude.
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It's my fervent that
warped minds such as his
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can be rehabilitated
once and for all.
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Clear all exits
for the Batmobile.
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I repeat, clear all exits
for the Batmobile.
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[engine revving]
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But, at the same time,
in this old building
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which doubles as a warehouse
and the secret hideout
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for the Mad Hatter
and his slippery stooges..
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[dramatic music]
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There.
Two more to go.
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And the dummies of the conniving
jury that convicted me
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will, at last, be
properly topped.
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- How whimsical, Jervis.
- Thank you, Lisa.
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It's a pleasure to share my
moments of triumph with you.
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I'm supposed to be
on my coffee break.
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At least, that's what
I told Madam Magda.
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Madam Magda.
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Little does she know
she's to be my next victim.
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Oh, how merry, Jervis.
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Before we get to
the next victim
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when do we get
the next meal?
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Gettin' bonnets for the dummies
ain't filling our stomachs.
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Or our wallets.
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Our wallets will
be filled, boys.
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As soon as I've completed
the most fantastic
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hat snatch of
my glorious career.
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Batman's cowl?
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Precisely.
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Jervis, that's
positively waggish.
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Waggish, maybe.
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But taking on Batman's
a big order, boss.
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The biggest.
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Not only will I add his
cowl to my unique collection
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but I will have exposed
our monstrous enemy
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once and for all before
he meets his gory end.
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You rogue.
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Many others have tried
killing Batman.
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Many others do not have
the lethal equipment
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of my hat factory, Dicer.
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Start the motors.
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Excellent for sheering
rabbit fur.
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Think what it would do
to a man's skin.
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Jervis, I don't dare.
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These stretchers form felt
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into the shape
of hat crowns.
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What form would they shape
a man's muscles and marrow?
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Mush. Oatmeal mush.
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Crown croppers.
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And this, a felt shredder.
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Or should I say a shredder
of a chubby felt?
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[both laughing]
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And this for shrinking
and sizing hat bodies.
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But why not shrink and size
the body of Batman himself?
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Oh, my heart
leaps with joy
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when I think that one day
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my dastardly adversary
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may end up as
a hat rim or crown.
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Or even..
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...a tassel on a Tam O' Shanter.
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A Tam O' Shanter.
Oh, you pixie.
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Oh.
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I swore vengeance when he
testified against me.
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And I'll get it.
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I'll get it.
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Of course, you will, darling.
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When do we get our break?
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I heard that, Cappy.
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Why do you think
I snatched the owner
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of each hat the way I did?
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The jury is still out.
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Regalez vous.
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[dramatic music]
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What an antique idea.
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We'll reach a verdict, soon.
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Two more jurors and I'll
ask the biggest ransom
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Gotham City has
ever heard of.
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All of this country's
presidents hats
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currently on loan
at the Gustonian Institution.
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Presidents hats?
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Yes, Washington's,
Jefferson's
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Lincoln's, Grant's,
worth millions.
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You're a genius, Jervis.
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And all topped
by Batman's cowl.
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Oh, don't worry boys.
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It'll be top hat
and tails from now on.
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It may be tougher than
you think, trapping the Batman
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in his hideout without
getting the cops involved.
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[chuckling]
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I've thought of that
too carefully.
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That's why I picked
another spot.
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That's where you..
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...and Madam Magda
come in, Lisa.
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And here's where I leave.
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I can't be late
for work, Jervis.
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I don't want
to jeopardize my job
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at the millinery shop.
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Don't worry my dear,
it'll all be so simple.
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[dramatic music]
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So very simple.
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But what of Batman and Robin?
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Little realizing the enormity
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of the Mad Hatter's
abominable schemes
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our dauntless duo
cross questions
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a frightened
hat check girl.
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Now, perhaps if you
started again, Miss..
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Babette.
People call me Babette.
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That's my name.
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The robbery,
the kidnapping?
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It all happened so quickly.
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I was counting my tips.
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And then, the fire
chief's hat was gone?
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So was the fire chief,
going anyway.
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While that funny man flashed
that funny thing in his face.
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The super instant mesmerizer.
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Well, it super instant-ed
the fire chief, alright.
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Then they carried him out.
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They?
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There were three of them
all together.
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Three?
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Was one wearing a top hat
and the others, homburgs?
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You must be clairvoyant
or something.
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And I suppose it only
took a second?
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How did you know?
How could you have guessed?
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We're familiar with the method
of operation of this criminal.
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I'm sorry I wasn't here to
prevent his dastardly attack.
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Well, you're here
now, Batman.
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Batman, your Bat-phone
is buzzing.
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Thank you, Miss Babette.
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You've been of
great assistance.
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I wish there was
more I could do.
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[Bat-phone beeping]
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Yes, Commissioner.
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The Mad Hatter has
been spotted again.
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Outside Magda's
Millinery Mason.
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- 61, Gotham Lane.
- Roger.
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Hat shop, 61 Gotham Lane.
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[engine revving]
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Mason Magda.
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Hat box for high society.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I don't like it at all.
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00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:39,966
Actually, I like the one
you're wearing very much better.
261
00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:41,233
[laughing]
262
00:13:41,235 --> 00:13:41,766
Oh..
263
00:13:41,768 --> 00:13:45,169
It is from my personal
wardrobe, Mrs. Monteagle.
264
00:13:45,171 --> 00:13:46,837
And not for sale.
265
00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,406
Perhaps Lisa can find
something similar.
266
00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:52,509
Maybe something with
a little veiling, you know.
267
00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:55,945
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
268
00:13:56,279 --> 00:14:00,915
Mrs. Monteagle, veiling is
for much older women than you.
269
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,182
You think so?
270
00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:03,516
[speaking in French]
271
00:14:03,518 --> 00:14:05,551
Oh, I like that.
272
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,453
Oh, yes, that's the one.
273
00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:11,389
Oh, it's beautiful
274
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:16,193
Help!
275
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:18,094
Help!
276
00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:21,029
Could it be, they're
too late again?
277
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:26,334
The Mad Hatter has heisted
his eleventh head piece?
278
00:14:26,336 --> 00:14:28,402
And his eleventh juror?
279
00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:34,174
And made his escape under the
very noses of the Dynamic Duo?
280
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,945
[theme music]
281
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,562
Oh, Batman,
am I glad to see you.
282
00:14:56,564 --> 00:15:00,132
- I'm Hermione Monteagle.
- How do you do?
283
00:15:00,134 --> 00:15:03,535
There's been a kidnapping
and a hat-napping
284
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,571
both right in this
place, right now.
285
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,972
Alarming, indeed.
286
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,106
And poor Madam Magda.
287
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,042
They stole her,
right under my very eyes.
288
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,311
Oh, I don't know what
the world's coming to.
289
00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:18,881
My, I simply love
that cowl.
290
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:22,351
I'm sure the communists had
something to do with this.
291
00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:26,088
I suspect the culprit can be
found closer to home.
292
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,256
Hermione.
293
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:28,956
Excuse me.
294
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,925
The kidnapper dropped
this as he was leaving.
295
00:15:31,927 --> 00:15:34,060
Perhaps it may be
of some help.
296
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,361
Clues are always helpful.
297
00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:37,930
Octave Marbot, sculptor.
298
00:15:37,932 --> 00:15:38,463
This is odd.
299
00:15:38,465 --> 00:15:40,565
It requires further
thought and study.
300
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:43,134
We must reappraise
this situation.
301
00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:44,168
Gosh, Batman, sure.
302
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,136
I'll report this
to the authorities.
303
00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:48,204
I trust that
Madam Magda's abductors
304
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:51,473
will be apprehended before
further harm befalls her.
305
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:52,907
Or her hat.
306
00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:54,608
Oh, I loved her hat.
307
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:57,544
And that divine cowl.
308
00:15:57,546 --> 00:16:01,114
I wonder if it comes
in any other color.
309
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,451
[theme music]
310
00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:15,260
[tires screeching]
311
00:16:20,532 --> 00:16:22,366
I know Octave Marbot.
312
00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:25,068
I'm sitting for a statue
he's making of me.
313
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,536
Statue?
Holy happenstance.
314
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:29,105
Yes, Warden Crichton
requested it
315
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:30,639
to exhibit at a
Gotham State Prison
316
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:35,076
to help inspire the convicts
in his rehabilitation program.
317
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,678
Gosh, Batman,
that's a great idea.
318
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,282
But why would the Mad Hatter
drop this card
319
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:44,484
in Madam Magda's shop?
320
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,385
He could be taunting us
with a clue.
321
00:16:46,387 --> 00:16:49,688
Perhaps the edge lighted,
loose sight map of Gotham City
322
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:53,024
will tell us some more.
323
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,560
Now, he's been striking
all over the city.
324
00:16:56,562 --> 00:17:00,063
Madam Magda's
millinery mason.
325
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:03,499
The silver shop
which is here.
326
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:07,569
Convention hall.
327
00:17:07,571 --> 00:17:10,271
Gotham sporting goods,
over here.
328
00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:14,441
The hotel, where he
stole the chef's hat.
329
00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:15,942
And the chef.
330
00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:17,610
Exactly, Robin.
331
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:21,013
There is a pattern.
332
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:25,583
And Marbot's studio
333
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:26,550
is the topper.
334
00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:29,553
Robin, I suggest we pay
a call on Monsieur Marbot.
335
00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:32,155
A bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush.
336
00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:36,159
I couldn't have stated it
better myself, old chum.
337
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:47,603
Can it be possible Batman
has fallen for this ruse?
338
00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:50,973
And what about
Octave Marbot himself?
339
00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:53,008
Is he an innocent sculptor?
340
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:56,344
Or a part of this evil scheme?
341
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:58,445
[humming]
342
00:17:58,447 --> 00:17:59,512
[bell ringing]
343
00:17:59,514 --> 00:18:04,550
[speaking in French]
344
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:06,685
[humming continues]
345
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,191
[dramatic music]
346
00:18:17,995 --> 00:18:20,564
Better activate the anti-theft
device, Robin.
347
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,699
(Robin)
'Gosh, yes, Batman.'
348
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:27,870
Commissioner Gordon says there's
been a rash of car thefts.
349
00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:34,342
[music continues]
350
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:48,488
[music continues]
351
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:49,789
[bell ringing]
352
00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:52,291
[singing in French]
353
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:57,695
Oh, mon'amie, Batman
and the Boy Wonder.
354
00:18:57,697 --> 00:19:00,898
To what do I owe
the honor of this visit?
355
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,133
You have come back
for your next sitting?
356
00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:06,136
There's no time for posing
today, Monsieur Marbot.
357
00:19:06,138 --> 00:19:08,538
We're here on a matter
of grave urgency.
358
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,873
Oui, but of course.
359
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,242
What can I do to help you?
360
00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:15,477
Do you know a man
named Jervis Tetch?
361
00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:17,679
Better known
as the Mad Hatter.
362
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:20,348
Jervis Tetch?
363
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:23,184
Jervis Tetch.
364
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:24,151
No.
365
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:27,554
He's presently victimizing
Gotham City.
366
00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:28,721
The Mad Hatter?
367
00:19:28,723 --> 00:19:33,625
And somehow he dropped this card
when he made his last catch.
368
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:36,593
[speaking in French]
369
00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:40,563
I do not know where
he could have gotten it.
370
00:19:40,565 --> 00:19:43,232
I don't know the Mad Hatter.
371
00:19:43,234 --> 00:19:45,534
I am Octave Marbot.
372
00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:47,736
A simple sculptor.
373
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,404
Alright, Monsieur Marbot.
374
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,838
We didn't mean
to alarm you.
375
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,639
Well, as long
as you're here
376
00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:57,909
perhaps I could
persuade you to pose.
377
00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:02,446
I'm having trouble
with the tete.
378
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:03,914
The head.
379
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:06,283
Perhaps if I could
persuade you
380
00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:07,951
to remove your cowl
381
00:20:07,953 --> 00:20:10,553
I could see what's wrong.
382
00:20:10,555 --> 00:20:12,254
Remove my cowl?
383
00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:15,390
In my dressing room, of course.
384
00:20:15,392 --> 00:20:18,693
Boy Wonder could
hand it out to me.
385
00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:22,629
Alright, Monsieur Marbot.
386
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,230
Come on, Robin.
387
00:20:25,898 --> 00:20:28,499
[dramatic music]
388
00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:39,943
[clicking]
389
00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:42,312
It's working better
than I dreamed.
390
00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:44,981
Batman's in the dressing room
with Boy Wonder.
391
00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:47,917
My expert mimicry
of perfect French
392
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:51,220
fooled them completely.
393
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,624
The moment..
394
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:57,858
The moment has
finally arrived.
395
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:01,328
- Batman's cowl at last.
- I don't like it, boss.
396
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:04,230
Cowl or no cowl.
Batman is still Batman.
397
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:04,763
Never fear.
398
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,265
He wouldn't dare
follow us and be exposed
399
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,232
for all the world to see.
400
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:12,769
We'll take his cowl and be on
our way. Conceal yourselves.
401
00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:15,638
I smell a rat.
402
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,573
You smell the Mad Hatter
in Marbot's disguise.
403
00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:21,009
He gave himself away with that
remark about my statue's head.
404
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:22,910
That was the first
part he finished.
405
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:24,478
And he was very
pleased with it.
406
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,614
You're not going to hand
him your cowl, are you?
407
00:21:27,616 --> 00:21:28,481
Of course not, Robin.
408
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:30,983
I wanna find
the real Octave Marbot.
409
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:33,618
Holy switcheroo.
I should've known.
410
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,385
[male moaning]
411
00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:38,389
- Someone's moaning
- No doubt, our man.
412
00:21:38,391 --> 00:21:40,724
[moaning continues]
413
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:43,392
It is Octave Marbot.
414
00:21:43,394 --> 00:21:44,326
Untie him, Robin.
415
00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:48,496
I'm going to put an end
to our crafty adversary
416
00:21:48,498 --> 00:21:50,464
once and for all.
417
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:53,733
I wonder what could be
keeping Boy Wonder.
418
00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:57,503
Jervis Tetch, your days
of crime are over.
419
00:21:57,505 --> 00:22:00,806
Not till I get
your cowl, Batman.
420
00:22:00,808 --> 00:22:01,673
My thirteenth hat.
421
00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:04,676
Cappy, Dicer,
what are you waiting for?
422
00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:08,312
[theme music]
423
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,584
Hold this.
424
00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:21,791
[music continues]
425
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,930
[speaking in French]
426
00:22:36,339 --> 00:22:39,007
[music continues]
427
00:22:45,914 --> 00:22:48,315
[dramatic music]
428
00:22:51,018 --> 00:22:55,888
I prepared myself with my
anti-mesmerizing Bat-reflector.
429
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,358
Holy ricochet.
430
00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:02,460
Robin, old chum.
431
00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:10,500
What did you
do that for, boss?
432
00:23:10,502 --> 00:23:12,635
Now you'll never
get his cowl.
433
00:23:12,637 --> 00:23:15,004
[dramatic music]
434
00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:18,606
When the plaster hardens
and is removed
435
00:23:18,608 --> 00:23:20,441
I'll get a mold of his cowl.
436
00:23:20,443 --> 00:23:25,345
Not only that, but Batman
would be permanently plastered.
437
00:23:25,347 --> 00:23:27,080
[dramatic music]
438
00:23:27,082 --> 00:23:31,851
Oh, it's a far, far simpler end
for the cowled crusader.
439
00:23:31,853 --> 00:23:32,751
And the flailing knives
440
00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:36,488
mechanical stretchers,
cylindrical chambers
441
00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:39,757
acid sprays and suction fans
442
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,859
of my hat factory.
443
00:23:44,429 --> 00:23:47,063
Oh, it's a stroke
of genius on my part
444
00:23:47,065 --> 00:23:48,464
if I do say so myself.
445
00:23:48,466 --> 00:23:52,901
And I'll be killing
two birds with one stone.
446
00:23:52,903 --> 00:23:55,069
[chuckling]
447
00:23:55,570 --> 00:23:59,072
Two birds with one stone.
448
00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:01,808
[dramatic music]
449
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:05,444
How does Batman get out
of this plaster trap?
450
00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:09,581
Has the Mad Hatter
outwitted the Dynamic Duo
451
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,683
for his own evil ends?
452
00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,985
The web of terror is just
453
00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:15,720
starting to tighten.
454
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,955
Like the wet plaster is just
455
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,723
starting to harden.
456
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:22,859
Be prepared tomorrow.
457
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:24,927
Same Bat-time.
458
00:24:24,929 --> 00:24:27,529
Same Bat-channel.
459
00:24:31,033 --> 00:24:32,967
[theme music]
460
00:24:33,635 --> 00:24:35,535
¶ Batman
461
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:39,037
¶ Batman
462
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,972
¶ Batman
463
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,174
¶ Batman
464
00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:51,613
¶ Batman Batman Batman
465
00:24:52,114 --> 00:24:57,852
¶ Batman Batman Batman
466
00:25:03,525 --> 00:25:05,993
¶ Na na na na na na na
467
00:25:05,995 --> 00:25:09,463
¶ Batman