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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
So far we have seen
a royal visitor
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arriving in Gotham City.
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A festive reception.
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With greetings
from The Riddler.
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[theme music]
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A dynamic duo to the rescue.
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Solve the tricky riddle.
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And then a beauty queen..
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...robbed of her tiara.
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Batman and Robin perplexed.
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Champagne for everyone.
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A vanishing king.
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More riddles in his place.
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The Caped Crusader and the
Boy Wonder are on his trail.
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Holy entanglement!
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Trapped like flies.
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Horrors strapped to
The Riddler's whirling wheels.
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Can the dynamic duo
escape a spinning death?
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Wait, the most fiendish
is yet to come.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Nana nana nana nana
nana nana nana ¶
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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[explosion]
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[grunting]
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Robin..
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...are you alright?
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Come on.
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Robin.
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Snap out, Robin.
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I must have passed out.
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[coughing]
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Well, feels like
taking a 100 rides
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on a supersonic
roller coaster.
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One more revolution
of that wheel
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will probably
finish both of us.
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What happened?
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While they dragged
us down here, some of the..
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...web-like material tore away
from my hand and waist.
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I just barely managed
to get the cutting torch
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out of my utility belt.
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You burned the armature and
short-circuited the power.
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Golly, Batman,
the utility belt saves again.
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Now, old friend, it's time to
get back on The Riddler's trail.
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[instrumental music]
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The following morning
at the wallowing place
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of the evil river rats.
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Deep below Gotham City.
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[snoring]
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[screams]
Rise and shine!
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Sorry, my dear rats
to disturb you all slumber
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but I believe
you are working for me.
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Then sleep on your own time!
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- Where's Mousey?
- She ain't here, chief.
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She'll be here soon.
You know her types.
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They're never on time.
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Time. Time's of the essence.
We have a tight schedule.
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Good morning.
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Late morning is more like it.
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You know I detest tardiness.
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I missed the bus! Big deal.
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It will be
if you miss the caper.
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We have a great many important
details to work over.
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Okay. I'm here. Relax.
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Yeah, Riddler,
this thing'll be a cinch.
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For once, we don't have to worry
about Batman and Robin.
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How true.
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So many people have tried.
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The Penguin, Mr. Freeze,
The Joker.
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All masters of their craft,
granted
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but I, only I have triumphed
in ridding
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Gotham City's criminal kingdom
of the dynamic duo.
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And good riddance it is.
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How frustrating it'll be for my
colleagues when they'll learn
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that I succeeded
where they failed.
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I'd sure like to see their faces
when they hear about it?
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They'll have no one
to outwit anymore.
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Regrettably, it is no longer
our problem.
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For tomorrow
we shall be
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miles and miles away
in another country.
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With all that beautiful
green dough.
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If everything goes
according to plan, that is.
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And why shouldn't it?
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What if they refuse to pay?
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I've left them no choice.
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And my plan is foolproof,
I promise you.
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I gotta go along
with The Riddler.
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- He ain't stood us wrong yet.
- Deeply touched.
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Whiskers, any problems last
night with my friend the king?
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- Took him back safe and sound.
- Good, good.
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Rats, I'm a man of few words
but a man of many riddles.
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So riddle me this
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what is it that is always coming
but never arrives?
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Quickly, quickly.
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We ain't tuned in
on the riddle bit, chief.
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Yeah. We give up.
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What is it that is always coming
but never arrives?
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Tomorrow.
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- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
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But when it arrives,
it is today.
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And today, my dear rodents
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should prove to be most
memorable.
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And that's all you can tell us,
Your Majesty?
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It is exactly
as I have explained.
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A sinister humoresque
in mask and tights
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some other scoundrels, Batman
and Robin being captured.
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It all happened so suddenly,
so swiftly
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then I was returned
to my hotel blindfolded.
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And you have
no idea where you were at?
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None whatsoever.
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Alright, Your Majesty,
thanks for your time.
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I feel terrible
about Batman and Robin
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but I'm due at the
Queen Of Freedom Monument..
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- I could cancel that--
- Oh, no, no, Your Majesty.
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If we need further information,
we'll contact you.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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[beeping]
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They're alive!
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Batman, are you alright?
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Yes, commissioner,
we had a nasty turn
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but we came out of it alright.
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Have you spoken with King Boris?
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Yes, he's perfectly safe.
On his way right now.
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for some festivities at the
Queen Of Freedom Monument.
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And The Riddler?
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He left us
in the clutches of death.
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Well, thank the stars
that you managed to escape.
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Commissioner, with The Riddler
thinking we're out of the way
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he might get a bit careless.
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I suggest that you don't tell
anyone that we've contacted you.
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O'Hara and I won't tell a soul.
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Good, I'll be in touch.
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A riddle a day
keeps The Riddler away.
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I won't forget
you told me that.
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Don't.
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Whatever his
evil scheme is
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he hasn't hatched it yet.
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I wonder what his
next move will be.
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Let's get to the Bat-cave
and be ready for it.
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[dramatic music]
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(man on TV)
'From the
Queen Of Freedom Monument.'
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'This station presents a special
public affairs program.'
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Yeah, this should prove
very interesting.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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Here we are
at the Museum Of Fame
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housed inside the torch room
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high atop the inspiring
Queen Of Freedom Monument.
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In just a few minutes,
King Boris
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will present the museum
with a gift indicative
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of his country's appreciation.
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A gold, bejeweled, miniature
replica of the Queen Of Freedom.
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Here comes the king.
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[camera clicking]
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And now His Majesty, King Boris.
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Good afternoon, Your Majesty.
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It is my great pleasure
and honor to welcome you
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on behalf of our fair city,
our nation
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and the television audience.
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My friends, it is the great
honor for me
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to present Gotham City's Museum
Of Fame with this statue.
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A symbol of courage and freedom
to all the world.
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God bless you.
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Thank you, Your Majesty.
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On behalf of Gotham City
and our country
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permit me to express
our gratitude
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and also the hope
that you thoroughly enjoy
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the remainder
of your visit here.
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So there you have it, folks.
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The replica will now go
on permanent display here
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along with other famous
memorabilia.
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Some of which
you might be able to see.
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Uh, over here for instance
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we have the original Gotham City
Commodity Exchange building.
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And, uh, back here..
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I think you can see, a bust
of Gotham City's first mayor.
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And of course, how could our
Museum Of Fame exist without
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Batman and Robin.
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[booing]
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I think they are cute.
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Just because we're on opposite
side to the fence doesn't--
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We were on opposite side to the
fence. They're dead, remember?
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[booing]
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Take that thing off!
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(man on TV)
'The inspiring..'
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Thanks, Kenny. You're the best
partner in crime I ever had.
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[intense music]
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Later, on a Gotham City
street corner.
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[siren blaring]
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[explosion]
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[music continues]
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Good heavens!
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What? What is it?
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Alright, listen
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"If Gotham City does not pay me
one million dollars in cash
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"by 10 o'clock tonight,
the Queen Of Freedom Monument
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"will be blown sky high.
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"All security of its
cannot stop the destruction
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"and only I can deactivate
the bomb.
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PS, Batman and Robin..
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...are dead.
The Riddler."
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That infernal devil.
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Oh, so that was his plot.
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To get rid of
Batman and Robin
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and then pull off
the biggest extortion caper
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in the history of Gotham City.
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And he might
just get away with it.
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So that's his scheme,
commissioner.
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And obviously,
the city must pay for it.
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But it's almost
4 o'clock now, Batman.
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Half the city council
are out of town
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They won't meet again
until tomorrow.
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I couldn't get that kind of
money if my life depended on it.
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Hmm, that is a problem.
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Could you get it
from any private source?
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I don't know of anyone
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that has that kind of money
readily available.
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- Except.
- Except who?
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Well, except my good friend,
Bruce Wayne
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the millionaire socialite.
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And by all means, call him,
you can't waste any time.
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Alright, I'll contact
you later, Batman.
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You understand, Bruce, this
million dollars is just a loan.
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I don't know what this is
all about, commissioner.
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But if it's in the best interest
of Gotham City
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I'm certainly happy to do it.
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But you may not get
all the kudos that Batman does.
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But believe me, Bruce,
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you're the unsung hero
of this dark hour. Thanks.
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I just wanna do my duty
as a proud citizen
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of this fair community.
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Batman!
What the devil!
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It's Batman.
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Sorry, commissioner, I used
the Bat-rope to get up here
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because I didn't
wanna be noticed.
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I'm sure The Riddler
has notified you
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that Robin and I were dead.
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Yes.
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Good. I wanted him
to think that.
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But, Batman, we discussed--
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I never had the pleasure
of meeting Batman, commissioner.
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Oh, I-I'm sorry. Batman, this is
my good friend, Bruce Wayne.
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Ah, the millionaire socialite.
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I've always wanted
to meet you, Mr. Wayne.
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The feeling is mutual.
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Ah, speaking of millionaires,
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did you get the money
for The Riddler?
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I've just made the arrangements.
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00:14:56,553 --> 00:14:58,587
Am I free to speak?
260
00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:01,690
I trust Bruce Wayne
as I trust you, Batman.
261
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,857
Good.
262
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:04,658
I have a plan.
263
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:07,360
I suggest no cops.
264
00:15:07,362 --> 00:15:08,594
Police, that is.
265
00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:12,697
9 o'clock,
have your men place the money
266
00:15:12,699 --> 00:15:16,033
'inside the museum, in the torch
room with the monument.'
267
00:15:16,035 --> 00:15:18,435
'Then they must leave.'
268
00:15:18,437 --> 00:15:20,670
Million dollars
is a lot of money.
269
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:23,739
But The Riddler's
smart and tricky.
270
00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:27,309
If he suspects a trap,
he'll pass up the cash
271
00:15:27,311 --> 00:15:29,744
'and destroy the monument.'
272
00:15:29,746 --> 00:15:31,445
Then how do we catch him?
273
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,613
You leave that to Robin and me.
274
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:41,919
You have to deactivate the bomb
wherever it is before he leaves.
275
00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:44,855
Then we will jump into action.
276
00:15:44,857 --> 00:15:46,289
(Bruce)
'I know nothing whatsoever'
277
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,291
'about this sort of thing,
commissioner.'
278
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:51,027
But as a layman,
it makes sense to me.
279
00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:53,596
Alright then,
that's the way it'll be.
280
00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:57,499
You're a smart man, Mr. Wayne.
We should get together sometime
281
00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:00,134
and discuss crime prevention.
282
00:16:00,136 --> 00:16:01,702
With pleasure.
283
00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:04,404
I'll look forward to seeing you
in the near future.
284
00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:06,038
[instrumental music]
285
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:16,347
[intense music]
286
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:22,952
Batman!
287
00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:29,091
Take it easy,
you're not seeing a ghost.
288
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:31,193
That's Whitey.!
289
00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,227
[laughs]
290
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:33,895
How did it go?
291
00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:36,731
Great, uh, Gordon went for it
like a duck to water.
292
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,700
And that millionaire socialite
Bruce Wayne was there also.
293
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:42,102
Well, he fell so hard
for the act
294
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,137
that he helped
sell our plan to Gordon.
295
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,705
And the coast will be clear.
296
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:47,306
Clear!
297
00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:50,942
As your gorgeous brown eyes,
my little Mousey.
298
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,576
[giggles]
299
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:56,379
Oh, I've really
outdone myself this time.
300
00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:01,284
Oh, genius.
301
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,052
Sheer genius.
302
00:17:07,389 --> 00:17:08,822
[giggling]
303
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,091
[applauding]
304
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,731
Robin, Robin, where are you?
305
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:23,166
'Up here.'
306
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,700
What are you doing up there?
307
00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:26,702
It was making
a funny rumbling noise.
308
00:17:26,704 --> 00:17:28,470
I thought some part
might be loose.
309
00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:31,039
Just checking it out.
310
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,474
Did you, uh, give Commissioner
Gordon the money?
311
00:17:33,476 --> 00:17:37,677
Yes, I also met Batman.
312
00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:40,112
Oh. You what!
313
00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:41,179
Very interesting.
314
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:42,213
[beeping]
315
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,581
The Bat-phone's ringing.
316
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,050
Yes, commissioner.
317
00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:50,953
By any remote possibility, were
you in my office this afternoon?
318
00:17:50,955 --> 00:17:52,721
(Batman)
'No, why?'
319
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,756
I didn't think so.
320
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,691
But someone
impersonating you was here.
321
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:59,460
I played along with the hoax
because Bruce Wayne was present.
322
00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:01,795
I didn't wanted to expose him
to any danger.
323
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:04,531
Good for you. You did exactly
as you should have done.
324
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,200
Did he give you
any instructions?
325
00:18:07,202 --> 00:18:09,569
Fine. You do just what he says.
326
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:12,471
In the meantime,
I'll map out a plan.
327
00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:14,439
What was it?
328
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,807
As I was telling you
329
00:18:15,809 --> 00:18:18,109
The Riddler had someone
impersonate me today.
330
00:18:18,111 --> 00:18:21,712
I knew he'd get careless if he
thought we were out of the way.
331
00:18:21,714 --> 00:18:23,313
But how do we stop him?
332
00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:25,882
The clinch here would be
to solve this last riddle.
333
00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:30,119
"Why is a woman
in love like a welder?"
334
00:18:30,121 --> 00:18:33,722
I bet that'll tell us the
location of the bomb alright.
335
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:37,459
Well, stop fiddling with that
atomic pile and come down here.
336
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:39,727
Two heads are better
than one, old chum.
337
00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:41,829
Okay, I can't fix it anyway.
338
00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,530
Not without a torch.
339
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,899
Great Scott!
340
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:51,903
- A torch. That's it.
- Huh?
341
00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:55,606
"Why is a woman
in love like a welder?"
342
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:58,775
Because they both
carry a torch.
343
00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:00,676
Holy conflagration!
344
00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,944
The torch room
at the Queen Of Freedom.
345
00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:05,579
But how could
The Riddler place a bomb there?
346
00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:07,847
He didn't, King Boris did.
347
00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:09,348
What? King Boris?
348
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:11,616
I'll explain on the way.
349
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,017
[instrumental music]
350
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,356
[tires screeching]
351
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,262
Darkness flows
over Gotham City.
352
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:28,097
But on a shadowy balcony,
353
00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:32,968
in the torch room of the
Queen Of Freedom Monument..
354
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,235
How does it look?
355
00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:37,237
Two policemen came earlier
356
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,339
they placed the black bag
down there.
357
00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:41,140
Then left.
358
00:19:41,142 --> 00:19:44,877
Good, good. Perfect, perfect!
That's the landing. Wonderful.
359
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:49,114
My friends, plan 136-triple A
is about to begin.
360
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:51,249
Mousey, you stay her
and be the lookout.
361
00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:52,416
Good luck.
362
00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:55,084
Onward.
363
00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:09,396
Beautiful, beautiful.
Beautiful!
364
00:20:11,432 --> 00:20:13,766
- Can we see the dough?
- Not now, you dope.
365
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:15,567
I have to deactivate
the bomb first.
366
00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:18,336
Or do you want to be blown
to smithereens?
367
00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:19,870
Now just..
368
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,038
The replica. It's gone.
369
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:29,009
What squeals louder
than a cotton rat?
370
00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:31,877
Answer, several cotton rat.
371
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,514
I've been out-riddled.
372
00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:38,882
But the dough.
373
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,520
[explosion]
374
00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:51,091
They fooled me
with my own trick.
375
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:53,626
That's the only way
we can smoke you out.
376
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:54,760
What?
377
00:20:56,996 --> 00:20:58,796
Is this what
you're looking for, Riddler?
378
00:20:58,798 --> 00:21:00,330
(Batman)
'Clever of you to place'
379
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:02,865
'a time bomb inside it
when you kidnapped King Boris.'
380
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,567
Knowing he was gonna present
it here the following day.
381
00:21:05,569 --> 00:21:09,971
Poor fellow was nothing
but an innocent stooge.
382
00:21:09,973 --> 00:21:12,139
But you're dead, Batman.
383
00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:14,141
Not quite!
384
00:21:14,143 --> 00:21:16,743
We foiled
your villainous death plot.
385
00:21:18,979 --> 00:21:21,747
The bomb,
it'll go up any second.
386
00:21:21,749 --> 00:21:22,881
Don't worry.
387
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,851
I deactivated it.
388
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:30,487
Now we're going
to deactivate you.
389
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,490
There are four of us
against the two of you.
390
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,124
But we're not afraid.
391
00:21:36,993 --> 00:21:38,693
[instrumental music]
392
00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:39,927
[grunting]
393
00:22:08,656 --> 00:22:10,056
[music continues]
394
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,458
Ha!
395
00:22:29,909 --> 00:22:31,309
[door opens]
396
00:22:38,884 --> 00:22:40,851
I'll never understand
why girls like you
397
00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:43,220
get involved
in things like this.
398
00:22:43,222 --> 00:22:44,754
Kicks, I guess.
399
00:22:44,756 --> 00:22:47,056
I've been looking for them
ever since I dropped
400
00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:48,791
out of high school.
401
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:50,192
[chuckles]
402
00:22:51,627 --> 00:22:56,263
But I'm sort of glad
they didn't do you in.
403
00:22:56,265 --> 00:22:57,831
Thank you.
404
00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,304
Uh!
405
00:23:05,306 --> 00:23:08,072
Time to go, Riddler... to jail.
406
00:23:09,074 --> 00:23:10,607
[instrumental music]
407
00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:25,553
There's just nothing
like a good cup of tea.
408
00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:26,854
Well, I'm off.
409
00:23:28,122 --> 00:23:29,522
Where you going Aunt Harriet?
410
00:23:29,524 --> 00:23:31,557
Oh, I have some
out of town friends
411
00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:34,026
who are visiting
Gotham City for the day.
412
00:23:34,028 --> 00:23:38,729
I thought I'd take them to see
the Queen Of Freedom Monument.
413
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:41,298
Say, would you like
to join us?
414
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,899
Uh, no, thanks, Aunt Harriet.
415
00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:45,768
I've some Wayne Foundation
business reports to go over.
416
00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:47,236
- Oh.
- Perhaps, Dick.
417
00:23:47,238 --> 00:23:49,238
No! I've got my algebra.
418
00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:53,241
Well, alright,
but you're missing a treat.
419
00:23:53,243 --> 00:23:55,910
It's a very interesting place,
you know.
420
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,578
I'm sure it is, Aunt Harriet.
421
00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,680
Probably more interesting
than you could imagine.
422
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:10,823
[door opens and closes]
423
00:24:13,026 --> 00:24:14,793
The algebra.
424
00:24:14,795 --> 00:24:15,927
Ah!
425
00:24:27,105 --> 00:24:29,439
Next week, Batman Meets the
Mad Hatter.
426
00:24:31,742 --> 00:24:33,109
[theme music]
427
00:24:34,444 --> 00:24:35,876
¶ Batman
428
00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:39,345
¶ Batman
429
00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:42,448
¶ Batman
430
00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:45,650
¶ Batman
431
00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,785
¶ Batman
432
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,586
¶ Batman
433
00:24:50,588 --> 00:24:51,954
¶ Batman
434
00:24:53,589 --> 00:24:55,256
¶ Batman
435
00:24:55,258 --> 00:24:56,890
¶ Batman
436
00:24:56,892 --> 00:24:58,424
¶ Batman
437
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:07,098
¶ Nana nana nana nana
nana nana nana ¶
438
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,667
¶ Batman