1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,268 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:07,005 --> 00:00:09,673 (male narrator) Gotham City International Airport. 3 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:14,544 A pleasant day for an important arrival. 4 00:00:23,086 --> 00:00:25,754 Gentlemen, please. A little room for the king. 5 00:00:25,756 --> 00:00:27,489 Welcome to Gotham City, Your Highness. 6 00:00:27,491 --> 00:00:29,157 This has been a long awaited pleasure. 7 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:33,261 Thank you, my friends. But the pleasure is entirely mine. 8 00:00:33,263 --> 00:00:36,564 I've heard wonderful things about your city. 9 00:00:36,566 --> 00:00:38,766 How was your flight, Your Majesty. 10 00:00:38,768 --> 00:00:40,200 Bumpy. 11 00:00:40,202 --> 00:00:40,600 Oh, uh.. 12 00:00:40,602 --> 00:00:43,369 Except when we crossed into American territory 13 00:00:43,371 --> 00:00:45,337 then it was smooth. 14 00:00:45,339 --> 00:00:46,538 [all laughing] 15 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,372 I'd like to ask-- 16 00:00:47,374 --> 00:00:48,773 The limousine's waiting, Your Majesty. 17 00:00:48,775 --> 00:00:51,809 I'm sure you'd like to go to the hotel. 18 00:00:51,811 --> 00:00:52,576 Fine, fine. 19 00:00:52,578 --> 00:00:54,744 Oh, uh.. May I take that for you? 20 00:00:54,746 --> 00:00:55,678 No-no, no thank you. No. 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,780 No offense, but it's too important. 22 00:00:57,782 --> 00:01:01,750 I shall carry it with me until the presentation. 23 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:02,584 Your Majesty.. 24 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,185 ...on behalf of the Welcoming Committee 25 00:01:04,187 --> 00:01:06,120 I'd like to present you with these roses. 26 00:01:06,122 --> 00:01:09,790 Well, thank you, young lady. Thank you very much. 27 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:14,060 [chuckling] Shy little thing, isn't she? 28 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:15,661 These flowers are certainly.. 29 00:01:15,663 --> 00:01:17,462 [explosion] 30 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:26,470 [sinister laughter] 31 00:01:34,145 --> 00:01:37,180 Make anything out of it, Chief O'Hara? 32 00:01:40,717 --> 00:01:43,418 There's no doubt about it.. 33 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,185 ...The Riddler 34 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,688 that infernal Prince of Puzzlers as you call him 35 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,690 is up to his old tricks. 36 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:53,460 And what will those tricks be, chief? 37 00:01:53,462 --> 00:01:56,396 "When is a person like a piece of wood?" 38 00:01:56,398 --> 00:01:58,297 What does it mean? 39 00:01:58,299 --> 00:02:00,532 I wish I knew, commissioner. 40 00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:01,733 I wish I knew. 41 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:06,237 Anyone else think they can make any sense out of it? 42 00:02:06,239 --> 00:02:09,406 Well, there is one man who might be able to. 43 00:02:09,408 --> 00:02:12,275 [dramatic music] 44 00:02:12,409 --> 00:02:15,644 I have a fine police force here, yet I have no alternative 45 00:02:15,646 --> 00:02:17,746 but to call on his services once again. 46 00:02:17,748 --> 00:02:21,683 Long time ago, I gave up trying to figure out who he was 47 00:02:21,685 --> 00:02:23,484 I owe him too much for that. 48 00:02:23,486 --> 00:02:26,887 We all owe him a very great deal. 49 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:29,889 And in Wayne Manor 50 00:02:29,891 --> 00:02:33,659 stately and secure home of millionaire Bruce Wayne 51 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:37,162 and his youthful ward Dick Grayson. 52 00:02:37,164 --> 00:02:39,531 [beeping] 53 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,802 I'll beckon him, sir, immediately. 54 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:51,842 You think? That's mate...old chum. 55 00:02:54,212 --> 00:02:57,380 Gosh, Bruce. Why can't I ever beat you? 56 00:02:57,382 --> 00:02:59,215 You have on...several occasions. 57 00:02:59,217 --> 00:03:01,317 Only when your mind is on important matters.. 58 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:04,253 [clearing throat] Excuse me for interrupting, sir. 59 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:07,222 - But it's the Batphone. - Oh, boy! 60 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:10,358 Oops! Sorry, Aunt Harriet. I didn't mean to scare you. 61 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,194 Mercy alive! If I didn't know you two better 62 00:03:13,196 --> 00:03:14,828 I'd think you were up to something. 63 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:16,629 What do you mean, Aunt Harriet? 64 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,530 Well, it's just that every once in awhile 65 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,833 you come zooming out of this room like jet planes 66 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,534 practically knocking me over 67 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:27,538 and then rushing out with hardly any explanation. 68 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,772 There's no mystery, Aunt Harriet. 69 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:30,807 Dick and I just played a game of chess 70 00:03:30,809 --> 00:03:34,377 and we agreed that if I won, he'd do some studying. 71 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:36,679 If he won, we'd go fishing. 72 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:38,447 Bye, dear. 73 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:43,652 [dramatic music] 74 00:03:44,286 --> 00:03:45,319 Yes, commissioner. 75 00:03:45,321 --> 00:03:49,690 Batman, I'm having trouble.. 76 00:03:49,692 --> 00:03:51,291 ...with a riddle. 77 00:03:51,293 --> 00:03:52,425 Him again. 78 00:03:52,427 --> 00:03:53,926 We'll be right over. 79 00:03:53,928 --> 00:03:55,928 To the Batpoles. 80 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:59,564 [music continues] 81 00:04:05,404 --> 00:04:08,839 [theme music] 82 00:04:16,347 --> 00:04:19,515 ¶ Batman 83 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:22,751 ¶ Batman 84 00:04:22,753 --> 00:04:25,920 ¶ Batman 85 00:04:25,922 --> 00:04:28,989 ¶ Batman 86 00:04:28,991 --> 00:04:30,690 ¶ Batman 87 00:04:30,692 --> 00:04:32,358 ¶ Batman 88 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,394 ¶ Batman 89 00:04:35,396 --> 00:04:36,995 ¶ Batman 90 00:04:36,997 --> 00:04:38,596 ¶ Batman 91 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:40,664 ¶ Batman 92 00:04:40,666 --> 00:04:43,867 ¶ Na na na na na na na na 93 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:47,537 ¶ Batman 94 00:04:50,574 --> 00:04:53,809 [dramatic music] 95 00:04:58,447 --> 00:04:59,847 [engine revving] 96 00:04:59,849 --> 00:05:01,815 [tires screeching] 97 00:05:01,817 --> 00:05:05,451 [theme music] 98 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:13,792 [dramatic music] 99 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,671 [music continues] 100 00:05:33,411 --> 00:05:35,712 It's The Riddler. His modus operandi alright. 101 00:05:35,714 --> 00:05:38,681 I agree. Nobody else would use such a spectacular 102 00:05:38,683 --> 00:05:40,716 and bizarre method to flaunt a puzzle. 103 00:05:40,718 --> 00:05:45,387 What the devil is the culprit trying to tell us? 104 00:05:45,389 --> 00:05:47,422 The riddle itself is pretty basic. 105 00:05:47,424 --> 00:05:50,992 A person is a piece of wood when he's a ruler. 106 00:05:50,994 --> 00:05:54,061 You figure it has something to do with King Boris. 107 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,662 - Maybe. - Good thinking, Robin. 108 00:05:55,664 --> 00:06:00,700 But no attempt was made to abduct or to harm him. 109 00:06:00,702 --> 00:06:04,503 Wood, ruler, king. Tsk. 110 00:06:04,505 --> 00:06:05,537 A chess king. 111 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,772 The International Chess Tournament tonight. 112 00:06:07,774 --> 00:06:10,307 Twenty five thousand dollars in prize money. 113 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:11,841 Boy Wonder, you've done it again. 114 00:06:11,843 --> 00:06:14,043 I think this thing is much bigger than that. 115 00:06:14,045 --> 00:06:16,979 The Riddler goes after millions not thousands. 116 00:06:16,981 --> 00:06:19,681 He loves to dazzle us with his fancy footwork. 117 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:23,851 In any case, assign an extra squad of men to cover the place. 118 00:06:23,853 --> 00:06:27,654 - What is King Boris' itinerary? - He's here on a goodwill visit. 119 00:06:27,656 --> 00:06:28,488 Among other things 120 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:32,458 he's to be an honorary judge at the Miss Galaxy finals tomorrow. 121 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,358 And the following day 122 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,693 will appear at the Queen of Freedom Monument. 123 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:36,827 I saw that in the papers. 124 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,095 He's going to present the Museum of Fame 125 00:06:39,097 --> 00:06:44,867 with a doll-sized replica of the Queen of Freedom. 126 00:06:44,869 --> 00:06:46,535 Queen? 127 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:48,603 A queen can be a ruler. 128 00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:50,771 - That's it. - What queen? 129 00:06:50,773 --> 00:06:54,374 There is no queen, the king ain't married. 130 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:55,742 There will be tomorrow. 131 00:06:55,744 --> 00:06:56,709 A new queen of beauty. 132 00:06:56,711 --> 00:06:59,845 They're gonna crown her with a priceless diamond 133 00:06:59,847 --> 00:07:01,079 and emerald tiara. 134 00:07:01,081 --> 00:07:01,879 Exactly, Robin. 135 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:05,749 It's my guess that our puzzling friend will try to steal it. 136 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:06,983 Ah, now, we're getting somewhere. 137 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:09,552 'I'll have that place blocked so tight..' 138 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,054 On the contrary.. 139 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:21,462 ...I think we should let The Riddler steal the tiara. 140 00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:29,502 Ladies and gentlemen, before I announce this year's winner 141 00:07:29,504 --> 00:07:34,874 I shall like to introduce you to last year's Miss Galaxy. 142 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:37,742 She is Jackie Sands. 143 00:07:37,744 --> 00:07:40,111 [applause] 144 00:07:46,651 --> 00:07:47,384 This is it. 145 00:07:47,386 --> 00:07:49,586 The moment you've all been waiting for. 146 00:07:49,588 --> 00:07:53,656 The moment one of these girls has been waiting for. 147 00:07:53,658 --> 00:07:54,690 Our moment of truth. 148 00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:56,558 Knowing that arch-villain The Riddler 149 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,627 I'm almost positive he'll show up for this event. 150 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:00,427 We'll soon find out. 151 00:08:00,429 --> 00:08:03,797 Miss Galaxy will be crowned any moment. 152 00:08:03,799 --> 00:08:06,166 [applause] 153 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,001 The new Miss Galaxy 154 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:10,635 Queen of Beauty is.. 155 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:15,006 ...Southern City's own sparkling-eyed beauty 156 00:08:15,008 --> 00:08:16,007 Julia Davis. 157 00:08:16,009 --> 00:08:18,743 [cheering and applause] 158 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:29,486 - Congratulations, Julia. - Thank you. 159 00:08:29,488 --> 00:08:30,053 Miss Galaxy.. 160 00:08:30,055 --> 00:08:33,589 ...it is with great pleasure that I crown you Queen of Beauty 161 00:08:33,591 --> 00:08:37,092 with this magnificent diamond and emerald tiara. 162 00:08:37,094 --> 00:08:40,095 - Oh! Thank you. - Isn't she beautiful? 163 00:08:40,097 --> 00:08:42,597 'Miss Galaxy.' 164 00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:45,566 [applause] 165 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:49,569 [indistinct chattering] 166 00:08:49,803 --> 00:08:51,937 [dramatic music] 167 00:08:51,939 --> 00:08:54,639 [girls screaming] 168 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:58,008 [The Riddler laughing sinisterly] 169 00:09:01,212 --> 00:09:04,747 He's in for quite a surprise when he discovers I substituted 170 00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:05,881 a fake tiara for the real one. 171 00:09:05,883 --> 00:09:09,751 Too bad we didn't get a chance to paste The Riddler. 172 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:10,451 We might yet. 173 00:09:10,453 --> 00:09:12,719 Don't forget I placed a homing transmitter 174 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:14,120 in the band of that tiara. 175 00:09:14,122 --> 00:09:16,889 It'll lead us right to his hideout. 176 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,023 Yes. 177 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,092 Now, to the Batmobile. 178 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,695 [dramatic music] 179 00:09:32,904 --> 00:09:35,639 [radio receiver buzzing] 180 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,713 [laughing] 181 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,014 Wait, Robin. Look. 182 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:44,914 [The Riddler laughing] 183 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,016 Holy sewer pipe! What's he up to? 184 00:09:47,018 --> 00:09:48,617 You're slipping, Batman. 185 00:09:48,619 --> 00:09:53,188 I knew it was a phony crown all the time. 186 00:09:54,223 --> 00:09:56,657 Riddle me this, crime fighter. 187 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:59,359 What room can no one enter? 188 00:09:59,361 --> 00:10:00,693 If you figure it out 189 00:10:00,695 --> 00:10:05,597 look for another royal riddle in this crown. 190 00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:07,665 [laughing] 191 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,167 [music continues] 192 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:19,676 [sighing] That ends any chance of tracking him with the homing device. 193 00:10:19,678 --> 00:10:21,711 Shall we after him in the manhole? 194 00:10:21,713 --> 00:10:22,745 We'll never find him. 195 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,881 There're hundreds of tunnels down here. 196 00:10:25,883 --> 00:10:28,383 [music continues] 197 00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:33,220 A riddle a day keeps The Riddler away. 198 00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:34,087 What? 199 00:10:34,089 --> 00:10:35,121 Once, a long time ago 200 00:10:35,123 --> 00:10:37,189 The Riddler made the mistake of telling me that. 201 00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:40,225 It means as long as he dishes out riddles, he's.. 202 00:10:40,227 --> 00:10:43,361 ...he's not finished with his plot. 203 00:10:43,363 --> 00:10:44,362 When the riddles stop 204 00:10:44,364 --> 00:10:48,132 that's when he's ready for his final caper. 205 00:10:48,134 --> 00:10:48,999 Then he told the truth. 206 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:52,902 That diamond tiara wasn't what he was really after. 207 00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:53,736 Right, Robin. 208 00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:57,906 But we have two more riddles to tell us what it may be. 209 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:01,309 [dramatic music] 210 00:11:04,913 --> 00:11:06,713 [engine revving] 211 00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:08,748 [tires screeching] 212 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:15,854 [dramatic music] 213 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:20,658 Now. First clue was 214 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,360 What room can no one enter? 215 00:11:23,362 --> 00:11:24,127 A mushroom. 216 00:11:24,129 --> 00:11:27,964 Agreed. Uh, the second one. Read it again. 217 00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,801 "What is the beginning of eternity 218 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:34,135 "the end of time and space 219 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:38,672 beginning of every end and the end of every race?" 220 00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:39,873 Golly, Batman. 221 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,708 It doesn't seem to make sense. 222 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:46,913 Let's see. If your first answer, a mushroom was correct.. 223 00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:49,381 Why, that's it. 224 00:11:49,383 --> 00:11:52,350 - Of course. - You have it? 225 00:11:52,352 --> 00:11:56,420 What was it The Riddler said when he threw back the tiara? 226 00:11:56,422 --> 00:12:00,957 "There's a royal riddle in this crown." 227 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:04,694 Look up the address of the Royal Mushroom Club. 228 00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:09,031 There are some things we can do the good old-fashion way. 229 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,465 Using the telephone book. 230 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:13,801 Oh! I must be getting lazy. 231 00:12:14,369 --> 00:12:17,904 Meanwhile, in another cave, a rat cave 232 00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:21,474 dreary hideout of the sinister River Rats Gang 233 00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:24,777 currently in the employ of The Riddler. 234 00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:26,912 What's this, River Rats? 235 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,881 Munching cheese while there's work to be done? 236 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,415 Sorry, Riddler, but we got hungry. 237 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,050 Oh, indeed. Well, perhaps you'll lose your appetite 238 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:37,753 when I deduct the cheese bill from your share of the profits. 239 00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:41,456 - How'd it go, chief? - Magnificent. 240 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,223 Sumptuous. 241 00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:45,226 You should have seen the look on Batman's face 242 00:12:45,228 --> 00:12:48,796 when I threw the tiara. 243 00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:49,763 Now, my good rats. 244 00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:53,032 Now is the time to go to the Royal Mushroom Club. 245 00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:55,501 If Plan 13-Z goes well, and I'm sure it will 246 00:12:55,503 --> 00:13:01,440 the finest achievement in crime shall be culminated tonight. 247 00:13:02,809 --> 00:13:06,478 The end of Batman and Robin. 248 00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:16,921 And later, at the Royal Mushroom Club.. 249 00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:18,122 (male #1) Magnificent. 250 00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:19,756 What a fantastic duplication. 251 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,158 Those jewels, it must be worth a fortune. 252 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,959 Value was not the object. 253 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:25,260 It's friendship that counts 254 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:30,231 and admiration for your great country. 255 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:32,199 To America! 256 00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:34,834 (all) America. 257 00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:37,502 (King Boris) 'Mmm! What a delicious wine.' 258 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:38,803 Ho ho. Marvelous bouquet. 259 00:13:38,805 --> 00:13:41,839 The Royal Mushroom Club has some of the finest wines 260 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:43,974 in the world. Right, Mr. Ambassador. 261 00:13:43,976 --> 00:13:47,811 Yes. Fine vintages and rare years indeed. 262 00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:48,978 [clearing throat] 263 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,346 Begging your pardon, Mr. Ambassador 264 00:13:50,348 --> 00:13:53,449 but we're every proud of our wine cellar. 265 00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:56,385 Perhaps His Majesty would like a tour? 266 00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:57,386 An excellent idea. 267 00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,788 I'm always interested in good wines. 268 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,524 Like a small boy looking at expensive bicycles. 269 00:14:02,526 --> 00:14:05,426 Well then, let me lead the way. 270 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,532 [dramatic music] 271 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,006 Batman! Robin! 272 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:24,175 - Trouble or pleasure? - We're not sure yet. 273 00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:25,309 Is King Boris visiting here tonight? 274 00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:29,413 Why, yes. He just went for a tour of our wine cellar. 275 00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:30,280 Which way? 276 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,581 Fastest way is down the stairs. 277 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:35,384 Come on, Robin. We haven't a second to lose. 278 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,253 Well, well. 279 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:39,420 Chateau Le Duc '29. 280 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:42,256 [chuckling] I didn't know there was any left. 281 00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,958 I'm very much impressed. 282 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,493 [footsteps approaching] 283 00:14:48,394 --> 00:14:52,130 Batman and Robin. This is an unexpected pleasure. 284 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:53,264 Thank you. This isn't a social visit. 285 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:57,067 - May we approach, King Boris? - It's an honor to meet you. 286 00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:59,602 How can I be of service? 287 00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:05,240 Your Majesty, you're in great danger here. 288 00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:06,407 May we escort you to your hotel? 289 00:15:06,409 --> 00:15:09,343 - Danger? That's ridiculous. - We thought so too, but then-- 290 00:15:09,345 --> 00:15:12,179 Oh, I've heard wondrous things about you, Batman. 291 00:15:12,181 --> 00:15:14,514 But, this time, I'm afraid you're wrong. 292 00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,148 First of all, I'm with friends. 293 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:19,351 Second, there is no political threat against me 294 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,118 I assure you. 295 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,352 My country is small and harmless 296 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:25,022 my people, content and happy. Who would want to.. 297 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,591 [wine bottles popping] 298 00:15:31,095 --> 00:15:33,096 [indistinct] 299 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,032 [dramatic music] 300 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,099 [screaming] 301 00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:39,000 [thudding] 302 00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:42,536 The king! He's gone. 303 00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:44,204 What? 304 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,406 (Robin) Great Scott! A trapdoor! 305 00:15:46,408 --> 00:15:47,974 Does anyone know where this leads? 306 00:15:47,976 --> 00:15:50,943 I wasn't aware there was a trapdoor here. 307 00:15:50,945 --> 00:15:55,547 Come on, Robin. There might be an exit from outside the club. 308 00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:58,650 "Two steps to aid you with my plot." 309 00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:01,219 That's no riddle. 310 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:05,022 But those are. 311 00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:11,360 "How much dirt is in a hole three acres square 312 00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:14,129 and 200 feet deep?" 313 00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:16,431 None. Because it's a hole. 314 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,567 I suggest that's a bit too elementary 315 00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:22,436 for our quizzical criminal. 316 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,340 "If you're having difficulty with the first 317 00:16:27,342 --> 00:16:31,210 "perhaps your young friend can help you on this one. 318 00:16:31,212 --> 00:16:36,114 What won't run long without winding?" 319 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:39,584 "What won't run long without winding?" 320 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:42,119 Clock? 321 00:16:42,121 --> 00:16:44,020 Stairway! 322 00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:48,524 - A river? - The Gotham river. 323 00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:50,125 [indistinct] 324 00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:52,327 We'll soon find out. Come on, Robin. 325 00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,228 Back to the Batcave. 326 00:16:55,129 --> 00:17:01,033 Gotham City river bending and winding...sections. 327 00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:07,105 Nothing there. 328 00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:10,141 - Negative again. - Hold it. 329 00:17:10,143 --> 00:17:14,478 I think we may have something. Let's take a closer look. 330 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,082 That may be it. 331 00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:26,089 Gotham City Water and Power Plant exact location 332 00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:28,724 and size. 333 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,296 (Batman) 'This could be a clue.' 334 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:39,600 A hole three acres wide and 200 feet deep. 335 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:41,735 I'll bet The Riddler and his gang 336 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:44,637 are holing up with King Boris. 337 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,006 Let's go and dig 'em out. 338 00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,173 And fast. 339 00:17:48,175 --> 00:17:53,311 And at the obsolete Water and Power Plant.. 340 00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,747 I don't know what kind of rogues you are 341 00:17:56,749 --> 00:18:00,317 but I demand that you release me this instant. 342 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:01,117 Gee 343 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,253 I never met royalty before. 344 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:07,723 It's pretty thrilling. 345 00:18:07,725 --> 00:18:09,658 Royalty? 346 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,494 You've never met royalty? 347 00:18:13,529 --> 00:18:18,165 And just whom do you think stands before you 348 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,066 My cherub? 349 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:23,402 I am the Prince of Puzzlers 350 00:18:23,404 --> 00:18:25,370 the Count of Conundrums 351 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,237 'the King of Crime.' 352 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:30,007 My whole court here, no one else.. 353 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,508 [sighing] 354 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:35,111 [dramatic music] 355 00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:39,782 It's a good idea hiding the Batmobile on that thicket. 356 00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,150 Nobody will spot it there. 357 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:43,152 I hope nobody spots us climbing this wall. 358 00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:46,421 Why don't we just break in through the main entrance? 359 00:18:46,423 --> 00:18:48,289 Surprise attack style. 360 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,158 Don't worry, we'll catch them off guard. 361 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,259 Through the ventilating system? 362 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:55,328 First, I wanna make sure we don't endanger King Boris 363 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:58,164 when we make our entrance. 364 00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:13,645 Gosh! There could be diplomatic repercussions 365 00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,380 if we fail this time, Batman. 366 00:19:15,382 --> 00:19:16,414 That's not the point, Robin. 367 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,748 What's important is that the world knows 368 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:21,518 that all visitors to these teeming shores are safe. 369 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,853 Be it a peasant or a king. 370 00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:27,223 Gee, Batman, I never thought of that. You're right. 371 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:30,426 It's the very essence of our democracy. 372 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,933 Darn it.. 373 00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:40,768 You have the Queen of Freedom replica 374 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:44,905 what possible good can it do for you to keep me here? 375 00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:46,673 My fine sovereign friend. 376 00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:51,644 In your wildest imagination, you could never begin to conceive 377 00:19:51,646 --> 00:19:54,179 my ingenious stratagem. 378 00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:55,914 If not ransom, then what? 379 00:19:55,916 --> 00:20:00,285 You, my dear king, have been reduced to a pawn. 380 00:20:00,287 --> 00:20:01,619 An important pawn however. 381 00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:06,824 For you will be used to checkmate Batman 382 00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:11,662 'and his preposterous Boy Wonder.' 383 00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:13,697 [The Riddler laughing] 384 00:20:13,699 --> 00:20:15,699 'When they show up..' 385 00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:17,967 [laughing] 386 00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:26,575 ...then my men will escort you safely 387 00:20:26,577 --> 00:20:28,677 back to town.. 388 00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:30,545 ...with your statue. 389 00:20:30,547 --> 00:20:32,880 [continues laughing] 390 00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:34,314 You want a piece of cheese? 391 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,417 Not without a good vintage port, you lackey. 392 00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:40,820 [dramatic music] 393 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:45,257 To quote an old axiom 394 00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:49,361 "The finer the bait, the shorter the wait." 395 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:53,298 Hey, king. 396 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,499 [laughing] 397 00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:57,502 Uh, we shouldn't have to wait much longer. 398 00:20:57,504 --> 00:20:58,970 Batman fell for my clues. 399 00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:01,672 [music continues] 400 00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:09,312 (Batman) Alright, Riddler. 401 00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:15,518 Now you're going to fall right into the hands of the law. 402 00:21:16,553 --> 00:21:18,420 Now, Whitey. 403 00:21:19,622 --> 00:21:22,390 [The Riddler laughing] 404 00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:35,335 (Robin) Batman, we're caught in this sticky trap. 405 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,770 I-I-I can't get out of it. 406 00:21:37,772 --> 00:21:39,438 I-I can't move. 407 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:39,938 Neither can I. 408 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:43,641 [chuckling] It couldn't be more beautiful! 409 00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:49,513 Whoever heard of a bat caught in a spider's web? 410 00:21:51,616 --> 00:21:52,983 Whitey, Fangs! 411 00:21:52,985 --> 00:21:56,686 Be sure to strap them down good. 412 00:21:56,688 --> 00:21:58,854 [laughing] 413 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,292 I'm a man of my word. 414 00:22:04,294 --> 00:22:06,894 Whiskers! Whiskers, return the statue to His Majesty 415 00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:10,964 and take him back to town. Blindfolded of course. 416 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,571 Oh, you were stupendous as a pawn, king. 417 00:22:18,573 --> 00:22:23,509 Batman and Robin played it right into my hands. 418 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:24,676 Oh! 419 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,978 [laughing] 420 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,549 [dramatic music] 421 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,698 Comfortable? Huh. 422 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,837 Batman.. 423 00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:58,974 ...these driveshafts rotate 1000 revolutions per second 424 00:22:58,976 --> 00:23:02,777 that means the centrifugal force will tear the bones 425 00:23:02,779 --> 00:23:05,412 from your body. 426 00:23:05,414 --> 00:23:07,013 But before I start you spinning 427 00:23:07,015 --> 00:23:11,017 I'd like to spill off one last riddle. 428 00:23:11,019 --> 00:23:16,422 You might have about a minute to solve it before you die. 429 00:23:16,424 --> 00:23:17,356 Now, then. 430 00:23:17,358 --> 00:23:21,026 Why is a woman in love like a welder? 431 00:23:24,663 --> 00:23:26,930 Goodbye, Batman. 432 00:23:32,002 --> 00:23:35,004 Goodbye, Boy Wonder. 433 00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:46,447 Take it easy...Robin. 434 00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:55,422 One bad turn deserves another. 435 00:23:55,424 --> 00:23:58,124 [laughing] 436 00:24:01,928 --> 00:24:05,764 Batman and Robin to die? 437 00:24:05,766 --> 00:24:10,735 Things certainly are turning the wrong way for them. 438 00:24:10,737 --> 00:24:12,770 Is this really the end? 439 00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:15,939 Unbelievable! 440 00:24:15,941 --> 00:24:18,174 If you care for Batman and Robin 441 00:24:18,176 --> 00:24:19,975 keep hoping 'til tomorrow night. 442 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:24,646 Same time. Same Bat-channel. 443 00:24:30,953 --> 00:24:33,554 [theme music] 444 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:36,723 ¶ Batman 445 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,826 ¶ Batman 446 00:24:39,828 --> 00:24:42,929 ¶ Batman 447 00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:46,065 ¶ Batman 448 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,833 ¶ Batman 449 00:24:47,835 --> 00:24:49,201 ¶ Batman 450 00:24:49,203 --> 00:24:52,170 ¶ Batman 451 00:24:52,172 --> 00:24:54,038 ¶ Batman 452 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,773 ¶ Batman 453 00:24:55,775 --> 00:24:57,975 ¶ Batman 454 00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:05,849 ¶ Na na na na na na na na 455 00:25:05,851 --> 00:25:09,185 ¶ Batman