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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
We have previously
seen a prison ball game.
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The Joker threw a curve..
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[intense music]
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...and sprung himself.
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Then a statue in
the Comedians' Hall of Fame..
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...turned into the real thing.
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Fabulous jewel collection..
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[intense music]
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...saved by Batman and Robin.
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Or was it?
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Batman used his head.
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Were they doomed?
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A trick left.
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Bat-gas.
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But The Joker had
a utility belt too.
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He clowned around..
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...and was unmasked.
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It was a gas.
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No, only sneezing powder.
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Gesundheit.
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The Dynamic Duo was helpless.
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The Joker decided
to unmask them.
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The worst is yet to come.
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na-na na-na na-na
na-na na-na na-na na ¶
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¶ Batman
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[instrumental music]
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[Joker laughing]
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And now,
my anonymous nemesis
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let's see who you are
behind that mask of yours.
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[gasps]
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[explosion]
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Oho! A twist!
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Fight water with fire.
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[explosion]
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[coughing]
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The Joker,
he's getting away!
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I'll get him.
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[Joker laughing]
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You're trapped, Joker.
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As a duly deputized agent of the
law...I order you to surrender.
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As the Clown Prince
of Crime, I decline.
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[Joker laughing]
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I hope this doesn't depress you.
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[Joker laughing]
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[swooshing]
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[Joker laughing]
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It's time for you
to sing a different tune
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my crooked clown.
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Songs are for parties,
my caped copper.
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[Joker laughing]
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[intense music]
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And so is confetti.
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[Joker laughing]
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So why don't you join the fun?
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[Joker laughing]
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I'm sorry you can't join me,
my helpless hero
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but I see you're
tied up with other things.
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[Joker laughing]
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Batman! Batman!
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Holy serpentine!
What happened?
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This time...The Joker
gave the party.
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Next time we'll
hand out the door prizes.
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Have Batman and Boy Wonder
finally met their match?
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Will The Joker's utility belt
prove their ultimate undoing?
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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These are the questions
all Gotham City
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is asking itself tonight.
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Have Batman and Boy Wonder
finally met their match?
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Will The Joker's utility belt
prove their ultimate undoing?
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In a filmed interview
at his office today
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(newsreader on TV)
'Police Commissioner Gordon
had answers to these questions.'
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(man on TV)
'Commissioner Gordon,
have Batman and Boy Wonder'
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finally met their match?
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Well, let me say this, Fred,
I...I'd hate to think so.
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Do you think
The Joker's utility belt
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will prove their
ultimate undoing?
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Heaven help us all if it does.
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Uh, amen.
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(Fred on TV)
'Thus Commissioner Gordon
and Chief O'Hara'
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echo the sentiments
of all Gotham City.
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For even as that
interview is being filmed
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criminals of every kind
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emboldened by the Dynamic Duo's
seeming impotence
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'were combining
to create a crime wave'
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'the likes of which
Gotham City has seldom seen.'
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In this hour of peril and need
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perhaps all our prayers
are best summed up
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by my small son Harold,
just eight years old.
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Kneeling beside his little bed
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hands clasped
reverently before him
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he said, "God bless mommy.
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"God bless daddy.
God bless my dog Spot.
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"And please, Batman, whoever you
are behind that mask of yours
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please save us."
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Turn it off, Alfred.
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Wait a minute.
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[intense music]
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(male #1 on TV)
'Hold that camera still.'
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How do you focus this thing?
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[hissing]
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[Joker laughing]
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No hard feelings, Freddie.
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[sizzling]
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[Joker laughing]
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Places, everyone. Ha ha ha.
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- Let's race to the studio.
- No time for that now. Look.
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(Joker on TV)
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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And welcome to
"What's My Crime."
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[Joker laughing on TV]
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It seems that your
inept Dynamic Duo
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is having a little
difficulty in figuring out
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'just what my
next crime will be.'
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So I thought it only fair,
under the circumstances
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to give them a little hint.
Ha ha ha.
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Are you listening out there,
Fatman and Boy Blunder? Ha ha.
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Boy! How I'd like to
top him with a punch line.
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Quiet. Listen. His insane
conceit may betray him.
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Are your masks in place, panel?
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- 'Oh, yes.'
- Very well then.
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Let the game commence.
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Does this crime involve
an article of clothing?
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Right!
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Like a belt maybe?
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Astonishing!
Right again.
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It involves a belt, but there's
going to be a switch.
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- A switch.
- An electric switch?
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Wrong, panel!
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[Joker laughing]
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A switch, but not electric.
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As you doubtless know,
every wrong answer
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means that we
contribute one dollar
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'to the famous Joker's Home
For Worn Out Bats.'
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- Ha ha ha.
- Hey, Joker.
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Cop cars on the street.
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[gasps]
Let's chase it.
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Fatman and Boy Blunder..
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...are your blindfolds in place?
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Very well then, ask yourselves
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what is wrong
with this sentence?
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He who laughs last, laughs good.
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[Joker laughing]
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Holy grammar! Is that all?
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He who laughs last,
laughs best, not good.
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Best. Best! Best!
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Do you suppose blindfold might
have something to do with it?
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Uh, if I may
venture an opinion, sir
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I think Master Dick may
have put his finger on it.
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- Blindfold?
- Uh, no, sir. Grammar.
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The sentence was
grammatically incorrect.
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One does not
laugh good, sir.
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One laughs well.
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Why, that's it, Alfred.
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Laughs well. Laughwell.
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- Professor James J. Laughwell.
- Holy safari!
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The one that just got back
from Africa with a collection
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of rare masks
and objects of art.
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That's where the blindfold
part would come in, sir.
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And they're being stored
at the Last Longer Warehouse.
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To the Batmobile.
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[intense music]
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[tires screeching]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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We'll use the Bat-rope and take
them by surprise. Stand clear.
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[swooshing]
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No matter what, we mustn't
fail this time, Robin.
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Sometimes I think people
expect too much of us, Batman.
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They have a right
to expect it.
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But we're only human.
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All too true.
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We only have so much to give.
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Try to explain
that to little Harold
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kneeling beside his bed
saying his prayers.
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[dramatic music]
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[Joker laughing]
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[Joker laughing]
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[glass shattering]
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Stand and fight, Joker.
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[thwacking]
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[dramatic music]
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[Joker laughing]
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(Joker)
Let us away! Let us away!
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[Joker laughing]
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[explosion]
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[crackling]
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[firecrackers whistling]
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[firecrackers whistling]
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Holy Fourth of July!
What's this?
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[Joker laughing]
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(Joker)
'This was just
the curtain-raiser.'
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'Next time you'll get
the real showstopper.'
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[Joker laughing]
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That's not your belt.
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No. It's a clever replica
of The Joker's utility belt.
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He must've slipped it
on me during the struggle.
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Then when you thought
you were stopping him
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with your utility belt, he was
really stopping us with his!
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That tricky devil!
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He's hit us below the belt!
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Golly.
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What do you suppose little
Harold's going to think now?
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"Crime wave grows!"
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"Police powerless!"
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"Batman and Robin
foiled again!"
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"The Joker is wild!"
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(Robin)
'All the same.'
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"The Joker is wild!"
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"Batman and Robin
foiled again!"
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Holy headlines! We look
like page one dumbbells!
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Too true, Robin,
the responsibility of the press
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is to report the truth despite
what it might do to our image.
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Our main concern
is to a frightened public
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whom we seem to be failing.
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Gosh, you're right.
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I can't help thinking
of only myself. I'm sorry.
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Well, it's okay,
chum, we all
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have the right
to be selfish sometimes.
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- Nothing?
- Not so far.
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But we do know that giggling
thief's about to pounce again.
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What was it that he
said in the warehouse?
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"Next time you'll get
the real showstopper."
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Exactly! Showstopper.
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Show.
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Another telecast.
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I think you're
off the beam, Robin.
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The Joker's too shrewd
a customer
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to hurl such an obvious clue.
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Of course.
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But I can't help thinking
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he slipped up somewhere.
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Perhaps he's about to.
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- What do you mean?
- Look at it this way, Robin.
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He's terrorized Gotham City
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he's baffled
the police department
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and he's held us
up to public ridicule.
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- True.
- Gloating on his own success.
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He may be planning
some super crime
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and stumble
on his own pride.
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How do we go
about stopping him?
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Just go about
our normal routine..
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...and let the venomous
viper trap himself.
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And when he does..
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[snaps fingers]
Snap!
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- Caught in a Bat-trap!
- Right.
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What is it, chum?
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Oh, the...
the launch tomorrow.
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What about it?
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I dread facing
all those people.
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We can't disappoint
Commissioner Gordon
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and we have to make an
appearance to snare that devil.
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I see what you mean.
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I just wish I knew what
The Joker is plotting right now!
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A scheme to trap
that grinning devil.
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Meantime let's get back
to the utility belt he planted.
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[Joker laughing]
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[laughing]
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Everything's set.
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The plan is perfect.
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Jeez, it'll be like
a dream come true.
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Cruising the world in our own
private luxury ocean yacht.
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Are you sure Batman
won't get in our way?
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That's right, Joker,
we may got him down
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but we ain't got him out.
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You fools!
Have little faith.
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I swear by every
fiend of felonious fundom
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tomorrow all opposition
from the Dynamic Duo will stop!
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I've got
the stopper right here.
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The last stopper.
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- What is it, Joker?
- It's just a cork.
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A cork, yes.
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But not just a cork.
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Queenie, get me
the bottle of champagne.
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[laughing]
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00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,676
How are you gonna
stop Batman with that?
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00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:41,412
You gonna get him drunk?
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[pops]
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[Joker laughing]
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Here, Queenie, you know
what to do with this now.
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Tomorrow night,
champagne for everybody!
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00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,326
[Joker laughing]
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00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,493
What's this?
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Batman and Robin done in
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by a bottle of champagne?
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Impossible!
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[instrumental music]
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I don't know what could
be keeping Bruce Wayne
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but we just can't
hold this up any longer.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it gives
me great pleasure to present
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the two people who will
christen the S.S. Gotham.
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They hardly need
an introduction.
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Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder.
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[all clapping]
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00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:35,552
What are you two
guys doing out here
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when The Joker is out there
taking over the city?
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00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:40,757
[ship horn blowing]
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Uh, sorry about that, Batman.
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Forget about it. Let's get on
with the christening, shall we?
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Okay. Who, uh,
who's got the champagne?
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- Here you are, commissioner.
- Well, thank you, my dear.
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The best French champagne.
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00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:59,306
There you are.
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1949.
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A very good year.
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Something...something
wrong, Batman?
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00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,812
No, no, it's nothing at all.
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00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:10,048
I...I just feel a slight
headache coming on.
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00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:13,084
Perhaps one of these tablets..
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00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,621
You better take one too, Robin,
it might be contagious.
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00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,824
Well, gee, Batman, I never
heard of a headache being--
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(Batman)
Doctor's orders, chum.
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Let me get this
out of your way.
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I hereby christen
the S.S. Gotham City.
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[shatters]
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00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:38,906
[Joker laughing]
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00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:48,748
[indistinct chattering]
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00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,320
[Joker laughing]
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00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:56,887
Queenie, the switch.
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00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:59,789
[laughing continues]
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00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,590
You're on the air, Joker.
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00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:03,191
[laughing]
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00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:04,859
(Joker on TV)
Good-day. Good-day.
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00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:09,730
Once more we interrupt your
regularly scheduled program.
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This is The Joker speaking
from his secret hideout.
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00:20:14,236 --> 00:20:15,268
[Joker laughing on TV]
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00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:18,904
(Joker on TV)
I have an amusing
message for the directors
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of the Gotham Steamship Lines.
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My terms, deliver me title
to the S.S. Gotham or else..
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...or else this whimsical scene
once part of a waxwork museum
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will be reenacted
in front your eyes
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with the most hideous reality.
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00:20:39,691 --> 00:20:41,457
[Joker laughing]
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00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:45,994
You understand, dear fellow
citizens of Gotham City?
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00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,628
I get the S.S. Gotham
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00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:53,900
or your precious Dynamic Duo
gets launched...to eternity!
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00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,401
[Joker laughing]
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00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:57,569
Wrong, Joker! You get launched!
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00:20:57,571 --> 00:20:59,938
Right back to
the pen where you belong!
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00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:01,806
Egads! What sorcery is this?
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00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:03,974
There was enough
paralyzing gas in that cork
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00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:07,610
to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours.
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00:21:07,612 --> 00:21:08,344
No sorcery.
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00:21:08,346 --> 00:21:12,748
Merely the precaution of
a universal drug antidote pill.
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00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,751
You've tripped on one of your
tricks this time, Joker!
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00:21:15,753 --> 00:21:18,687
That replica of your
utility belt was too exact.
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00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:22,991
We analyzed the cork in it
and found...paralyzing gas!
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00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:25,393
I just happened to notice
the seal around the cork
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00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:30,564
in that bottle of champagne
was not discolored with age.
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00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:33,667
Odd in a 1949 vintage.
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00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:37,270
[intense music]
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[explosion]
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00:21:45,578 --> 00:21:49,280
[music continues]
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00:22:01,526 --> 00:22:04,928
[thwacking]
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00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:25,682
[firecracker whistling]
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00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:36,025
[explosion]
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00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,602
It's back to prison
walls for you, Joker.
370
00:22:46,604 --> 00:22:48,503
Ba-a-a!
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00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,571
[laughing]
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00:22:53,374 --> 00:22:53,773
[sighs]
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00:22:53,775 --> 00:22:56,509
I'm afraid you're
under arrest, ma'am.
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00:22:56,511 --> 00:22:58,978
Couldn't we talk
it over, handsome?
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00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,913
[handcuffs rattling]
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00:23:02,015 --> 00:23:04,783
Poor deluded child.
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00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,694
(Fred on TV)
'So with The Joker's capture'
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00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,963
'Gotham City's worst crime wave
in history has come to an end.'
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00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:24,434
Tonight, once more, we can all
sleep peacefully in our beds
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secure in the knowledge that,
as I assured my small son Harold
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00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:32,508
just eight years old,
"Yes, Harold," I said.
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00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:35,711
"There is a Batman...
and Robin the Boy Wonder."
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00:23:35,713 --> 00:23:37,913
(man on TV)
'After a word from our sponsor'
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00:23:37,915 --> 00:23:40,482
'Fred will return with
more news of The Joker.'
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00:23:40,484 --> 00:23:42,083
It's time for your
piano lesson, Dick.
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00:23:42,085 --> 00:23:46,587
Aw, gee, Aunt Harriet,
I wanna hear about The Joker.
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00:23:46,589 --> 00:23:48,488
The Joker?
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00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:49,722
Bruce Wayne,
I'm surprised at you.
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00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:56,395
Allowing a boy Dick's age to
listen to such sordid goings on.
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00:23:56,397 --> 00:24:01,633
Now you march yourself straight
over to that piano, young man.
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00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:03,935
Golly G-minor,
Bruce, do I have to?
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00:24:03,937 --> 00:24:06,003
Who am I to oppose
your Aunt Harriet?
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00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:10,107
I doubt whether even Batman
would wanna take that job on.
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00:24:10,109 --> 00:24:11,408
[Alfred clears throat]
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00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,041
I'll get you some
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00:24:12,043 --> 00:24:13,175
milk and cookies, Master Dick.
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00:24:13,177 --> 00:24:17,946
Thanks a lot, Alfred.
I can always count on you.
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00:24:17,948 --> 00:24:21,683
[instrumental music]
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00:24:25,954 --> 00:24:30,424
Next week,
Batman versus Mr. Freeze.
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00:24:33,027 --> 00:24:35,561
[theme music]
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00:24:35,563 --> 00:24:37,829
¶ Batman
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00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,931
¶ Batman
403
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:44,066
¶ Batman
404
00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,501
¶ Batman
405
00:24:48,035 --> 00:24:49,835
¶ Batman
406
00:24:49,837 --> 00:24:51,203
¶ Batman
407
00:24:51,205 --> 00:24:53,638
¶ Batman
408
00:24:54,506 --> 00:24:56,139
¶ Batman
409
00:24:56,141 --> 00:24:57,740
¶ Batman
410
00:24:57,742 --> 00:25:00,109
¶ Batman
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00:25:05,081 --> 00:25:07,882
¶ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na
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00:25:07,884 --> 00:25:11,085
¶ Batman