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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
Gotham State Penitentiary
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one of the states busier
locations.
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On the surface an institution
of mortar and stone
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steel bars and rigid discipline
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but as we have seen before
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Warden Crichton's advanced
theories of penology
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make it a place where
recreation is part of reform.
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And entertainment plays an
important role in con-tainment.
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[laughing]
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(male #1)
'Strike one.'
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[indistinct chattering]
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Swing!
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Strike two!
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Alright, come on, Hank.
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Alright, Joker baby, fire
it at me, baby. Fire it at me.
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Swing!
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Alright, fellas.
Alright fellas.
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Alright, this is strike three!
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You know, I got to hand it
to your boss Warden Crichton.
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He's done a remarkable
job with The Joker.
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Yes, he's brought modern
penology a long way, chief.
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I never thought I'd see
the day when the likes of him
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would be content
to play baseball
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rather than plotting
a prison-break.
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[laughing]
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'Toss it up there.
Come on.'
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[indistinct chattering]
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[Joker laughing]
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(male #2)
'Alright, come on, Hank.'
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- Swing!
- You're out!
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You know, that's the one
true joy in the warden's life.
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The rehabilitation
of a hardened criminal.
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It warms his heart.
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Swing!
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Alright, come on, Hank.
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Attaway, baby. Attaway.
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[indistinct shouting]
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Alright, Joker.
This is the one.
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Fire it, baby.
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[intense music]
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Alright, batter. Be here
this time. Be here, batter.
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(male #1)
'Come on, baby.
Fire it at me. Fire it at me.'
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[explosion]
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Great Scott!
Right over the wall!
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The devil,
he's sprunghimself.
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Sprung? You can say that again.
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The Joker?
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Sprung from the pen?
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(O'Hara)
'Right under
our noses commissioner.'
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'He got clean away.'
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Well, get back as fast
as you can, Chief O'Hara.
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If it is The Joker
that we're up against
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that Clown Prince of Crime..
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...there's only one man
who can handle this.
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I don't have to tell you who.
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Sorry, inspector, don't have
the time, make it later.
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[beeping]
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And in Wayne Manor
stately residence
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of millionaire Bruce Wayne and
his young ward Dick Grayson.
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[piano music]
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[beeping]
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I'll call him, sir.
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[music continues]
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I'm afraid you're
going to have
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to practice
more diligently, Dick.
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You're just not making
any progress with Chopin.
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Gee whiz, Aunt Harriet
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what's so important
about Chopin?
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All music is important, Dick.
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It's the universal language.
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One of our best hopes
for the eventual realization
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of the brotherhood of man.
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Gosh, Bruce, yes.
You're right.
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I'll practice
harder from now on.
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[clears throat]
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Your-your snack, Master Dick.
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Oh, thank you, Alfred.
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[piano music]
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Bat-phone, sir.
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We'd better leave if we're gonna
make it to that ball game.
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Holy cofax, you mean..
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I mean, I didn't know
it was getting so late, Bruce.
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Ball game, indeed.
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I don't know what I'm going
to do with that boy, Alfred.
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He just doesn't seem
to have any appreciation
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for the finer things in life.
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No need, madam.
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What is it,
commissioner? The Joker?
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- Not him again.
- How soon can you get here?
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Quick as a flash, commissioner.
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To the Bat-poles.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[intense music]
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[tires screeching]
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[tires screeching]
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Gigantic coil spring
secretly fashioned in
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the prison machine shop.
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- Holy Jack-in-the-box!
- Exactly, Boy Wonder.
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Propelled him out
before the astonished guards
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could get a shot at him.
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Ingenious. Only The Joker
would think of that.
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You searched
the area outside?
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Sure thing, we did
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and found nothing
but the net he landed in.
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But inside at the base of that
spring they discovered this.
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A good likeness.
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A good likeness
but a bad joke.
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Laughing at us
for letting him get away.
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(Batman)
'It might be more
than a joke, Chief O'Hara.'
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Batman's right.
It could be a clue.
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A clue?
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Sure. The crime wave
he's plotting.
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But why would he
leave you a clue, Batman?
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He might not mean to.
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It's a trait of the
criminal mind the urge to boast.
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It often leads to the criminals
giving himself away.
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A bust mounted on a pedestal.
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(Batman)
'A bust.'
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'A pedestal.'
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Where does one usually find
a bust mounted on a pedestal?
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- In a museum.
- Right. Or in a hall of fame.
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- Or in both!
- Exactly.
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A perfect set up for
one of The Joker's jolly crimes.
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I don't understand, Batman.
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This very day
the Gotham Museum of Modern Art
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opened a new exhibit.
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A comedians Hall of Fame.
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I read in the paper, they were
not going to include The Joker.
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Just the thing
to make him want to get even.
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Of course.
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The museum also houses
a fabulous jewel collection.
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Oh, chief, why didn't
we think of that?
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Me hats off to you, Batman.
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Save the compliments,
Chief O'Hara.
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Our job has just begun.
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Come on, Robin. We've got
a date at the Gotham Museum.
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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Oh, there he is.
It's Robin, the Boy Wonder!
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Oh, my God!
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That's okay,
Batman. Don't worry.
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Thanks, officer.
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Police emergency,
clear the museum.
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We think there may be
a daring crime plotted.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Strange. Look.
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(Robin)
'The Joker.'
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He's included in the Comedians
Hall of Fame after all.
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Maybe the paper
made a mistake.
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Or else..
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[dinging on PA]
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(male on PA)
'Attention ladies
and gentlemen..'
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...the museum is
now closing for the day.
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We will reopen tomorrow
at ten o'clock.
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'Move promptly
to the exits, please.'
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You were saying,
Batman, "Or else.."
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I don't know.
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Museum officials could've heard
about The Joker's prison-break
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and hastily included him.
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Sure. So as not to enrage him
into stealing the jewels.
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Or else, this whole thing
could be a trick
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to divert us
from his real intentions.
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Holy red herring!
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How will we find out?
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Let's look up
the director of the museum.
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What's the matter, Batman?
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No, it's nothing, for a second
there I could've sworn
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I saw that statue move.
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Sure looks lifelike.
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It's almost as if
I could hear that
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hateful Harley Quinn laughing.
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Come on,
let's find the director.
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Quick, where do
we find the director?
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The administrative annex.
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Entrance next door, Batman.
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Thanks. Sorry about
the early closing.
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Lock it up good.
The Joker's on the loose.
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Don't worry about him getting
in here, Batman. No, sir.
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Once I get these doors locked,
the museum is burglarproof.
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No one could break into it.
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Come on, Robin.
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Ready to lock up, Mr. Hovis.
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Coming.
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[laughing]
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Come, my comic cohorts in crime.
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[laughing]
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Come, Oliver.
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Come, Stanley.
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Come, Ernie.
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[Joker laughing]
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W.C. Fields, come.
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[laughing]
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Come, my puckish
partners in plunder.
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Batman has been outwitted
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and the fabulous jewel
collection is ours.
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[instrumental music]
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Strange. No answer. I wonder.
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What is it, Batman?
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Something that guard said.
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All he said was that
the museum was burglarproof.
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Yes, but then he
added something else.
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He said, no one
could break into it..
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Holy stuffing!
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Exactly, Robin.
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That doesn't mean
that someone couldn't..
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(together)
Break out!
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- Guard! Guard!
- Smash the lock.
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[mechanical whirring]
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[laughing]
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Oh, how delicious it is.
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The Joker outwits Batman
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and steals
the fabulous jewel collection
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right out from
under his nose.
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Oh, my playful pilfering pals.
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How delicious it is.
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We hate to sound
a sour note, Joker.
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But it's time for us
to make our own collection.
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Destroy them!
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[dramatic music]
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[Joker laughing]
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Watch out, Batman.
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Batman!
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[Joker laughing]
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We have two more jewels
for our collection.
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My comic cronies.
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Batman and Robin, the dashing
diamonds of derring-do.
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Come, my funny fellows.
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We've got a little
diamond cutting to do.
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Is Batman to become
just another jewel
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in the Clown Prince's crown?
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[laughing]
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Here's a joke on you, you fiend.
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It's the gasser.
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This is the end
of your evil career.
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That cursed utility belt again.
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[coughs]
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I swear by all that's funny
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I shall never be
fooled by that insidious
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unconstitutional device again.
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Two heads
for the price of one.
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[coughing]
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Could this be a threat?
Will The Joker keep his vow?
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Can he?
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How?
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Gotham Pier Amusement Park.
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What more appropriate place to
find the hideout of The Joker?
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Never again will Batman
have the advantage over me
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with that utility belt of his.
264
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:43,334
No, never again will that
ghastly girdle thwart my plans.
265
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For I,
the Clown Prince of Crime
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have found the answer to it.
267
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:52,041
- What is it, Joker?
- My own utility belt.
268
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Gee, terrific.
269
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- Can I try it--
- Hands off, you fool.
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It is for me, only.
271
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Me, your merry master.
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It's secrets are
my precious property.
273
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What does it do, Joker?
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Everything.
275
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It's my Aladdin's lamp.
276
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Gee, can I make
a wish on it?
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Do, my pretty!
278
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Gee, I'd like
a million bucks.
279
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:20,698
- A sable wrap--
- Oh, common place.
280
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A two-week ocean cruise?
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Extraordinary.
282
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What, Joker?
283
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Just the thing.
284
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The most astonishing coup
anyone ever pulled.
285
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Queenie, quick,
get me that newspaper.
286
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,610
Here you are, Joker.
287
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S.S. Gotham.
288
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The new super luxury liner
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going to be launched
this Saturday. Yes!
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Gosh, you think you could use
your utility belt to, uh
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get me a cruise
on the S.S. Gotham.
292
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A cruise?
Mere petty pilfering.
293
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I'll get you the whole ship!
294
00:17:54,093 --> 00:17:56,526
- What?
- The whole ship?
295
00:17:56,528 --> 00:18:00,596
- How, Joker?
- Ah! First steps first.
296
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Our old nemesis Batman.
297
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:05,667
- 'He'll try to stop us.'
- Exactly. Exactly.
298
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:10,004
We must first eliminate
Batman from the scene.
299
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[laughing]
300
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Since you're
the majority stockholder in
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Gotham shipping lines,
Bruce, I hope you'd be pleased
302
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to hear that I've arranged
for Batman and the Boy Wonder
303
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to christen the S.S. Gotham
when she's launched on Saturday.
304
00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:32,556
[glass shattering]
305
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:40,597
What is it, commissioner?
What does it mean?
306
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It looks like
a clown doll to me.
307
00:18:42,534 --> 00:18:45,535
(Gordon)
'It's that chap
on the chicanery again.'
308
00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:46,536
(O'Hara)
'The Joker.'
309
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:49,772
Could he be subconsciously
pointing toward his next crime?
310
00:18:49,774 --> 00:18:51,140
Maybe he's gonna
rob the circus.
311
00:18:51,142 --> 00:18:54,776
Oh, no, no, no.
The circus left town last week.
312
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(Gordon)
'Batman should know
about this immediately.'
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[beeping]
314
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I'm sorry, commissioner,
but Batman is out for the day.
315
00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:32,609
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'll leave
word that you called.
316
00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:41,650
He's not there.
317
00:19:41,652 --> 00:19:44,185
What are we to do now,
commissioner?
318
00:19:44,187 --> 00:19:45,452
I don't know.
I just don't know.
319
00:19:45,454 --> 00:19:49,355
Well, don't worry. I'm sure the
police department can handle it.
320
00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:52,224
Dick and I are already late
for that Chopin concert.
321
00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:55,260
If you need anything,
please let us know.
322
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Yes, I'll do that, Bruce.
323
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,763
Oh, by the way,
it may sound strange but..
324
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,366
...I wonder if I could keep
that doll for a souvenir.
325
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,235
- Any use for it, O'Hara?
- Hmm, not for me.
326
00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:08,804
The sooner we get
this out of headquarters
327
00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:10,239
the better I like it.
328
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,273
With our compliments, Bruce.
329
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:15,644
A souvenir of your
narrow brush with crime.
330
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,879
Thank you, commissioner.
331
00:20:20,549 --> 00:20:22,516
We're already
late for the concert
332
00:20:22,518 --> 00:20:24,918
but if you need us
for anything just let us know.
333
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:29,289
Huh? A fat lot of help he'd be
against someone like The Joker.
334
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,858
Oh, he's a good man Bruce Wayne.
335
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:37,363
But not even all his money
could buy us another Batman.
336
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:47,672
Gosh! Nothing but perfectly
ordinary dust patterns.
337
00:20:48,507 --> 00:20:49,740
I'm disappointed alright.
338
00:20:49,742 --> 00:20:53,610
I'd hope for some clue to the
location of his secret hideout.
339
00:20:53,612 --> 00:20:55,812
Think it's worth
checking for secret writing?
340
00:20:55,814 --> 00:20:57,246
No, I hardly think so.
341
00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,514
That's not
The Joker's way of working.
342
00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:02,583
Why did The Joker throw
the doll through the window?
343
00:21:02,585 --> 00:21:05,419
What was the point of it?
344
00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:09,556
- I think I've got it.
- You have, Batman?
345
00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:14,494
What other kind of clown is
there besides a circus clown?
346
00:21:14,496 --> 00:21:18,264
I'll give you a hint, tonight,
there's gonna be a live telecast
347
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:21,000
of the Gotham City
opera company.
348
00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:22,768
Golly, Batman,
I still don't get it.
349
00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:28,340
They're performing a certain
celebrated Italian opera.
350
00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:30,542
Holy ravioli!
351
00:21:30,544 --> 00:21:31,342
Your warm.
352
00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:33,510
(together)
Pagliacci!
353
00:21:33,777 --> 00:21:37,279
[singing in foreign language]
354
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,905
[singing continues]
355
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,574
That's beautiful.
356
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,942
I-I always..
357
00:22:08,944 --> 00:22:11,477
I always loved that song.
358
00:22:17,984 --> 00:22:21,052
Melancholy, baby.
359
00:22:32,664 --> 00:22:35,632
[laughing]
360
00:22:38,402 --> 00:22:41,404
[crowd clapping]
361
00:22:48,044 --> 00:22:49,744
Joker!
362
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,516
[crowd screaming]
363
00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:03,123
[laughing]
364
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,093
It's my mother-in-law.
365
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:15,401
[sneezes]
366
00:23:28,882 --> 00:23:30,482
[sneezes]
367
00:23:30,616 --> 00:23:35,019
They-they shouldn't be
out with those colds.
368
00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:37,521
[laughing]
369
00:23:37,523 --> 00:23:39,789
And now people of Gotham City
370
00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:44,093
the moment you have
all been waiting for.
371
00:23:46,629 --> 00:23:48,529
The grande finale.
372
00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:51,064
The climax of my performance.
373
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:53,633
The zenith of my career!
374
00:23:53,635 --> 00:23:55,534
[laughing]
375
00:23:55,536 --> 00:24:02,474
The unmasking of Batman
and Robin the Boy Wonder.
376
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,611
Could this mean curtains?
377
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,947
Will the identities
of our Dynamic Duo be
378
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,982
revealed to the whole world?
379
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:16,853
Is this the end of their
career as crime-fighters?
380
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,622
Can they avert disaster?
381
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,824
Answers, tomorrow.
382
00:24:21,826 --> 00:24:23,759
Same Bat-time.
383
00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:26,561
Same Bat-channel.
384
00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:34,702
[theme music]
385
00:24:34,704 --> 00:24:36,570
¶ Batman
386
00:24:37,872 --> 00:24:39,739
¶ Batman
387
00:24:41,074 --> 00:24:42,941
¶ Batman
388
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,976
¶ Batman
389
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:48,978
¶ Batman
390
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:50,646
¶ Batman
391
00:24:50,648 --> 00:24:52,514
¶ Batman
392
00:24:53,749 --> 00:24:55,216
¶ Batman
393
00:24:55,218 --> 00:24:56,951
¶ Batman
394
00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:58,819
¶ Batman
395
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:07,027
¶ Na na na na na na na na
396
00:25:07,029 --> 00:25:10,196
¶ Batman