1 00:00:01,399 --> 00:00:03,233 ¶ Batman 2 00:00:08,672 --> 00:00:12,741 In the last bat episode, we saw a grand opening. 3 00:00:13,275 --> 00:00:18,345 With a big come-on. Then pandemonium. 4 00:00:18,546 --> 00:00:20,179 [intense music] 5 00:00:20,181 --> 00:00:22,381 The tell-tale umbrella. 6 00:00:22,383 --> 00:00:25,884 The mark of that old devil Penguin. 7 00:00:25,886 --> 00:00:28,453 The bat call was made. 8 00:00:28,455 --> 00:00:31,722 Batman leapt into the fray.. 9 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:34,591 ...against the Penguin.. 10 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:37,926 ...and his fine feathered finks. 11 00:00:39,028 --> 00:00:41,129 What was their plot? 12 00:00:41,131 --> 00:00:43,898 A bank job? 13 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:45,900 No, another red herring. 14 00:00:46,968 --> 00:00:50,937 And then.. 15 00:00:50,939 --> 00:00:52,972 A monster umbrella.. 16 00:00:54,741 --> 00:00:56,742 ...with a clue attached. 17 00:00:58,377 --> 00:01:01,612 Baffling to the dynamic duo. 18 00:01:01,614 --> 00:01:05,148 They decided to bug the tricky bird. 19 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,316 The bug was planted. 20 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,785 And the Penguin was bugged. 21 00:01:09,787 --> 00:01:12,821 Batman was trapped. 22 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,223 And ready for the barbeque. 23 00:01:16,525 --> 00:01:20,394 It was getting very warm. 24 00:01:20,396 --> 00:01:22,929 But wait...the worst is yet to come. 25 00:01:22,931 --> 00:01:24,463 [theme music] 26 00:01:33,873 --> 00:01:35,406 ¶ Batman 27 00:01:37,075 --> 00:01:38,608 ¶ Batman 28 00:01:40,243 --> 00:01:41,776 ¶ Batman 29 00:01:43,378 --> 00:01:44,911 ¶ Batman 30 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:48,113 ¶ Batman 31 00:01:48,115 --> 00:01:49,647 ¶ Batman 32 00:01:49,649 --> 00:01:51,181 ¶ Batman 33 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,283 ¶ Batman 34 00:01:54,285 --> 00:01:55,817 ¶ Batman 35 00:01:55,819 --> 00:01:58,352 ¶ Batman 36 00:01:58,354 --> 00:02:01,621 ¶ Na na na na na na na na 37 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:03,489 ¶ Batman 38 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,593 [intense music] 39 00:03:15,158 --> 00:03:17,025 Something's fishy, Alfred. 40 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:19,527 No signal from the super-power radio transmitter 41 00:03:19,529 --> 00:03:21,228 built into that spider? 42 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:24,264 Not even a carrier wave. 43 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:26,566 It might be due to sunspots, Master Robin. 44 00:03:26,568 --> 00:03:30,102 I believe they can inhibit even the most powerful radio waves. 45 00:03:32,038 --> 00:03:34,506 Does seem rum, however. 46 00:03:34,508 --> 00:03:37,775 I do hope Mr. Bruce hasn't fallen into some.. 47 00:03:37,777 --> 00:03:38,842 ...hot spot. 48 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,910 [intense music] 49 00:03:52,122 --> 00:03:54,756 Drat! That heat is waking him up. 50 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:57,759 He won't throw no good. We hooked that net real tight. 51 00:03:57,761 --> 00:03:59,227 Yeah, it's like steel. 52 00:03:59,229 --> 00:04:02,196 It's like a real golden eagle net. 53 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,198 Who is that guy, anyway? 54 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,466 That's what I'd like to know. 55 00:04:06,468 --> 00:04:08,967 I've seen him someplace before. 56 00:04:11,337 --> 00:04:14,305 [intense music] 57 00:04:31,756 --> 00:04:33,289 Has he flipped? 58 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:34,823 That guy needs a cigarette lighter 59 00:04:34,825 --> 00:04:36,624 like a moose needs a hat rack. 60 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:38,659 You fool! That's the kind I use myself. 61 00:04:38,661 --> 00:04:42,329 It's filled with a lifetime supply of butane gas 62 00:04:42,331 --> 00:04:44,064 compressed inside. 63 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,566 If he managed to toss that into the furnace.. 64 00:04:46,568 --> 00:04:48,301 [intense music] 65 00:04:52,906 --> 00:04:54,907 [explosion] 66 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:04,481 Don't worry, boss, we'll get him. 67 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:06,349 Wait a minute. 68 00:05:06,351 --> 00:05:08,084 - Let him go. - What? 69 00:05:08,086 --> 00:05:10,286 He'll go running to the cops, Penguin. 70 00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:12,788 How can he, you birdbrains? 71 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:16,091 He's a crook himself. Remember? 72 00:05:16,093 --> 00:05:19,627 - He was trying to bug my shop. - Say, yeah, that's right. 73 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:23,297 The main thing is he won't come nosing around here anymore. 74 00:05:23,299 --> 00:05:26,833 Besides I need both of you here, my fine feathered finks. 75 00:05:26,835 --> 00:05:28,835 The time is almost nigh. 76 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:33,804 At the signal, the time will be precisely 5:20. 77 00:05:33,806 --> 00:05:35,872 [quacking] 78 00:05:38,308 --> 00:05:40,142 Forty minutes to go. 79 00:05:40,144 --> 00:05:43,011 At precisely 6 o'clock the built-in timer 80 00:05:43,013 --> 00:05:45,512 will send the bat-brella into action. 81 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,480 [quacks] 82 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:54,018 (Robin) 'Exactly two minutes to 6.' 83 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,652 'I'll give Bruce two minutes more' 84 00:05:55,654 --> 00:05:56,953 then I'll call the commissioner. 85 00:05:56,955 --> 00:05:58,220 Very wise, Master Robin. 86 00:05:58,222 --> 00:05:59,688 Doubtless the police will inaugurate 87 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,156 a most effective search. 88 00:06:01,158 --> 00:06:02,190 [clatter] 89 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,224 Hot diggity! 90 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:04,692 Here he comes now! 91 00:06:09,964 --> 00:06:12,799 - What happened, Batman? - Penguin almost outfoxed me. 92 00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:13,833 Good heavens, sir 93 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:15,401 you look as if you've been 94 00:06:15,403 --> 00:06:16,969 in some sort of nasty snare. 95 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:18,503 Oh, it was nothing, Alfred. 96 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:21,038 You might go up and tend to my clothes, though. 97 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,306 They're in rather rocky shape. 98 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:24,740 Very good, sir. 99 00:06:29,478 --> 00:06:32,546 The point is our scheme to bug the Penguin's lair won't work. 100 00:06:32,548 --> 00:06:35,315 We'll have to solve the mystery of the bat-brella ourselves. 101 00:06:35,317 --> 00:06:38,051 Right! Let's muster all of our brain power. 102 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:47,058 [quacking] 103 00:06:49,294 --> 00:06:50,727 The stroke of 6. 104 00:06:50,729 --> 00:06:52,762 Let's see how my gimmick is working. 105 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,530 [grunts] 106 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:07,709 (Robin) 'Gosh, Batman, this is sure a tough one.' 107 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:10,011 Jumping Jiminy's! It's the Boy Wonder. 108 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,113 It's my most dazzling stroke. 109 00:07:12,115 --> 00:07:13,848 A secret radio transmitter 110 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:18,018 built into the handle of the bat-brella. 111 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,086 (Batman) 'I wonder if these colors mean anything?' 112 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:23,856 Colors are certainly striking. 113 00:07:23,858 --> 00:07:26,925 Could it be the Penguin's way of taunting us with a clue 114 00:07:26,927 --> 00:07:28,459 to where he's going to strike? 115 00:07:28,461 --> 00:07:30,561 Hey, you've got something. 116 00:07:30,563 --> 00:07:34,431 This green could stand for money. Or emeralds. 117 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:36,633 Or is it all the colors taken together? 118 00:07:36,635 --> 00:07:39,369 You mean, like a collection of gems? 119 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,637 The jeweled meteorite on display at the museum. 120 00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:43,705 [gasps] Wow! 121 00:07:43,707 --> 00:07:45,773 (Robin) 'Studded with emeralds, and diamonds, and rubies.' 122 00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:47,908 'The Penguin's favorite bird seed.' 123 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:49,910 Could he get at it, though? 124 00:07:49,912 --> 00:07:52,145 We'll check the plans of the museum. 125 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:54,547 What did I predict! 126 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:58,416 Batman has picked our crime, next he'll tell us how to do it. 127 00:07:58,418 --> 00:07:59,884 You're a real genius. 128 00:07:59,886 --> 00:08:00,918 Shh-h-h. 129 00:08:01,986 --> 00:08:04,053 Gotham City Museum. 130 00:08:04,055 --> 00:08:05,788 Third floor plan. 131 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:12,660 - Impossible. - Burglar proof. 132 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:15,996 Not even the Penguin could get through those security devices. 133 00:08:15,998 --> 00:08:18,064 Scratch the jeweled meteorite. 134 00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:20,499 Back to the bat-brella. 135 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:23,435 Curses! That sounded like a sweet caper. 136 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:26,571 Fear not, dear finks, I know Batman's fertile mind. 137 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,072 He'll come up with another. 138 00:08:30,575 --> 00:08:34,010 I still think the clue must be in the colors. 139 00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:37,380 They're so pretty. It's like a beautiful dawn. 140 00:08:38,548 --> 00:08:41,049 - Beautiful dawn. - Huh? 141 00:08:41,051 --> 00:08:43,217 Dawn Robbins, the beautiful movie star. 142 00:08:43,219 --> 00:08:45,219 She's on location here in Gotham City. 143 00:08:45,221 --> 00:08:48,355 Holy popcorn! Could he be planning to kidnap her? 144 00:08:48,357 --> 00:08:50,457 Dawn Robbins in a picture called "The Mockingbird" 145 00:08:50,459 --> 00:08:52,358 produced by Ward Eagle. 146 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,060 And she's staying in the penthouse at the Pelican Arms. 147 00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,594 Birds in every bush. 148 00:08:56,596 --> 00:08:59,129 A penguin ploy, if I've ever heard one. 149 00:08:59,131 --> 00:09:02,132 It'd cost Eagle countless thousands a day if she's gone. 150 00:09:02,134 --> 00:09:05,235 (Robin) 'Quick, let's figure out how the Penguin plans to pull it.' 151 00:09:05,237 --> 00:09:07,737 Hawkeye, get out your notebook. 152 00:09:11,974 --> 00:09:16,276 Pelican Arms Hotel. Upper stories, general view. 153 00:09:16,278 --> 00:09:19,545 - 'Look, it's a perfect setup.' - 'How, Batman?' 154 00:09:19,547 --> 00:09:22,648 The penguin operates from this roof across the street. 155 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:25,784 He shoots a line to Dawn's penthouse terrace.. 156 00:09:25,786 --> 00:09:28,820 '...then slides down the line on one of his tricky umbrellas.' 157 00:09:28,822 --> 00:09:31,322 (Robin) 'Gosh, yes! He's got all that equipment readymade' 158 00:09:31,324 --> 00:09:33,424 'in his criminals' storeroom.' 159 00:09:37,262 --> 00:09:39,630 (Batman) 'It's a fiendish, well-laid scheme.' 160 00:09:39,632 --> 00:09:41,665 - 'Only we're onto it.' - 'Right.' 161 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,733 (Robin) 'What'll we do? Tip off Commissioner Gordon?' 162 00:09:43,735 --> 00:09:45,167 'No, not on your life.' 163 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,903 The Penguin and I have a score to settle. 164 00:09:47,905 --> 00:09:50,605 We'll put the salt on his tail ourselves. 165 00:09:56,778 --> 00:09:59,679 [engine revving] 166 00:10:01,281 --> 00:10:03,080 [theme music] 167 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:09,285 To the Pelican Arms, my fine feathered finks. 168 00:10:09,287 --> 00:10:11,654 We're gonna hatch the Batman 169 00:10:11,656 --> 00:10:13,656 a certain surprise. 170 00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:39,313 (male #1) 'Charming, Ms. Robbins. Delightful.' 171 00:10:39,315 --> 00:10:41,615 'Just the thing for Funboy magazine.' 172 00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:44,851 Now if you could just curl up a trifle more, hmm? 173 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,719 [groaning] Oh. 174 00:10:46,721 --> 00:10:51,723 What a drag it is being a famous movie star and so rich. 175 00:10:51,725 --> 00:10:54,058 Why doesn't anything exciting ever happen to me? 176 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:56,126 Ah, well, one never knows 177 00:10:56,128 --> 00:10:58,628 what lurks around life's corner, Ms. Robbins. 178 00:10:58,630 --> 00:11:01,163 [engine revving] 179 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,535 Here we are, right under Dawn Robbins penthouse terrace. 180 00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:09,370 (Robin) 'Gosh, Batman, it's high.' 181 00:11:09,372 --> 00:11:11,171 'Pretty tough throw for the bat-a-ring, huh?' 182 00:11:11,173 --> 00:11:13,907 Good point. Better use the bat-zooka. 183 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,315 Aha. 184 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,851 It's just like Batman's blueprint. 185 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,019 'There's Robbin's nest across the way.' 186 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,487 Let's get to work. 187 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,689 Ready with the bat-zooka. 188 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:36,758 [explosion] 189 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,326 What was that? 190 00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:40,094 Sounded like a bat-zooka. 191 00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:41,428 The dynamic duo. 192 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,997 They just fired the famous bat-rope. 193 00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:45,565 Bull's eye. 194 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:48,034 The hook caught the railing of the terrace. 195 00:11:48,036 --> 00:11:50,703 Yeah, the game's going exactly as I planned. 196 00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:52,171 Let's get to work. 197 00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:07,552 Thanks, Wilbur. Get those prints to Mr. Eagle. 198 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,053 He'll be expecting them. 199 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,956 I going up. The air, it's stuffy in here. 200 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,691 Wait, I'll get you a wrap. 201 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:18,761 If you catch a cold, it'll cost Mr. Eagle countless thousands. 202 00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,229 Oh. 203 00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:23,365 What a boring humdrum life this is. 204 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,768 I'm not even a person, I'm merely a commodity. 205 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,236 Like soap. It's like.. 206 00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:32,271 Eek! 207 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,972 Oh, help. 208 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:35,973 There's guys from outer space. 209 00:12:38,376 --> 00:12:40,643 Don't be alarmed, Ms. Robbins. We're not law breakers. 210 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:42,745 (Robin) 'We're here to protect you, ma'am.' 211 00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:44,279 Great Scott. 212 00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:46,280 The Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder. 213 00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:49,382 Who? 214 00:12:49,384 --> 00:12:50,950 Being a stranger to Gotham City 215 00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:52,551 of course, you wouldn't know. 216 00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:56,087 Batman and Robin. Ace crime fighters. 217 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:59,323 Oh, gee-whiz. Batman, you're kinda cute. 218 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:00,791 Could you use some publicity? 219 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:03,160 I'm sorry, Ms. Robbins. 220 00:13:03,162 --> 00:13:04,828 Forget it. 221 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:07,230 Batman never lends himself to commercial enterprises. 222 00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:09,732 We're here to foil a daring crime. 223 00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,434 A plot to kidnap Dawn Robbins. 224 00:13:12,436 --> 00:13:15,170 - What? - Me? 225 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,905 - Her? - 'No time to explain.' 226 00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,940 Now just do as I say. Listen. 227 00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:20,608 [intense music] 228 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:22,276 Uh-huh. 229 00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:24,745 - All set, you birds? - All set, Penguin. 230 00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:27,647 Alright, let's show that my Penguin line 231 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:31,183 is a match for that bat-rope. 232 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,918 Catapult.. 233 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,786 ...shoot. 234 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,534 Perfect, let's go. 235 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:56,205 Who says penguins can't fly? 236 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,668 Give me that. Yes. 237 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:32,505 Plug in the Penguin magnet 238 00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,573 and wait till I give you the signal. 239 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,183 [laughing] 240 00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,153 Surrender, you foul bird. 241 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,655 It's back to the pen for you, Penguin. 242 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:54,223 Well.. 243 00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:57,758 So this is the end of my fiendish, well-laid plan, is it? 244 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,493 [squawking] 245 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,927 [whirring] 246 00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:04,063 Oh, holy loadstone. 247 00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,431 What's happening? 248 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:06,732 We're in the grip of-- 249 00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:09,267 My Penguin magnet. 250 00:15:09,269 --> 00:15:11,836 It's irresistibly drawing the metal objects 251 00:15:11,838 --> 00:15:14,705 in your utility belt. 252 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:16,740 Oh, he's right, Batman. 253 00:15:16,742 --> 00:15:18,742 It's stronger than we are. 254 00:15:18,744 --> 00:15:20,210 [grunting] 255 00:15:25,282 --> 00:15:27,383 [Penguin laughing] 256 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,385 Well, look at both of you. 257 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,220 The dynamic duo. 258 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:35,790 Their faces completely covered with Penguin ink. 259 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,391 Start the winch. 260 00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:38,925 What'll we do now, Batman? 261 00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:41,394 If we could just get our utility belts off. 262 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:53,271 Holy flypaper, what a fix. 263 00:15:58,242 --> 00:16:00,943 Victory for the tricky birds? 264 00:16:00,945 --> 00:16:04,379 The dynamic duo's darkest hour. 265 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,747 Dawn...gone. 266 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:11,818 One dawn gone.. 267 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,120 ...but then another comes. 268 00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:19,791 So this was the clue which allowed you 269 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,325 to anticipate the Penguin's crime, huh? 270 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:23,894 - A fat lot of good it did. - Enough, Mr. Jay. 271 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,929 Who could possibly have foreseen the Penguins appointment 272 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,263 of a gigantic magnet? 273 00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:29,465 He's right, commissioner. We failed. 274 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,766 And how? 275 00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:32,801 If that waiter hadn't come in at midnight 276 00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:34,335 we might still be stuck there. 277 00:16:34,337 --> 00:16:36,904 (Commissioner Gordon) 'I say pay the ransom.' 278 00:16:36,906 --> 00:16:39,840 'I say nothing matter's but Dawn's safety.' 279 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:42,242 (Mr. Jay) 'And Mr. Eagle's shooting schedule.' 280 00:16:42,244 --> 00:16:44,143 (Batman) 'I agree with Mr. Jay.' 281 00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:47,079 'We're the first private plane. Do you have the money?' 282 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:49,314 'Right here, in this suitcase, Batman.' 283 00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:50,615 'Two hundred thousand dollars' 284 00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:53,284 'in unmarked bills of small denominations.' 285 00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:55,419 'Chief O'Hara, give us a summary' 286 00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:57,487 of the Penguin's ransom instructions once again. 287 00:16:57,489 --> 00:16:58,788 Well, it's a trade, sir. 288 00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,589 You see, the dough for Ms. Robbins. 289 00:17:00,591 --> 00:17:03,491 'He'll pick the suitcase and leave the girl in its place.' 290 00:17:03,493 --> 00:17:04,925 'Unharmed, says he.' 291 00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:07,294 But for the effect of a mild anesthetic. 292 00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:08,828 Mm-hmm. When and where? 293 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,296 A neutral spot. 294 00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:12,498 He suggests the front hall of Wayne Manor. 295 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,867 As Commissioner Douglas knows 296 00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,469 that's the beautiful home of Bruce Wayne the millionaire. 297 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,371 Mr. Wayne and I are close. I've dined there often. 298 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,473 The time is to be 10 this morning. 299 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,609 If we agree, we're to fly a red gas balloon 300 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,143 'from the statue of George Washington' 301 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:28,544 'in Gotham Square.' 302 00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,213 What do you think, Batman? 303 00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,747 We have no choice. 304 00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:34,815 - I buy it. - Yes, yes, gladly. 305 00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,616 Alright, Chief, you arrange for the balloon. 306 00:17:36,618 --> 00:17:38,417 I'll call Bruce and speak to him. 307 00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:40,152 Begging your pardon, sir 308 00:17:40,154 --> 00:17:42,721 but I've taken the liberty of doing that myself already. 309 00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:45,256 Uh, what did Mr. Wayne say? 310 00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:47,391 It was the butler I spoke with. 311 00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:49,593 Mr. Wayne and his ward are away fishing. 312 00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,227 Good. 313 00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:53,996 Let's deliver the ransom money ourselves, Batman. 314 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:55,297 Right, Robin. 315 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,399 We'll do even better. 316 00:17:57,401 --> 00:18:00,301 I seem to remember a picture in the Gotham City Times. 317 00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:02,469 Some society affair. 318 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,270 Inside the front hall of Wayne Manor 319 00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:06,272 'aren't there two suits of ancient armor?' 320 00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:07,806 - 'Yes, of course.' - 'I get it.' 321 00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:09,340 (Robin) 'We'll hide inside the armor.' 322 00:18:09,342 --> 00:18:11,408 'Soon as the girl is safe, we pounce.' 323 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,576 Right again, Robin. 324 00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:16,745 The last trick of this tricky hand is ours. 325 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,446 [all laughing] 326 00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:28,955 Will the Penguin and his finks have the last laugh? 327 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:38,096 [clock chiming] 328 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:51,275 [doorbell rings] 329 00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:57,280 Yes, sir, what can I-- 330 00:18:57,282 --> 00:18:58,614 [intense music] 331 00:18:58,616 --> 00:18:59,648 [gasps] 332 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:53,901 [squawking] 333 00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:08,580 [chuckles] 334 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,182 Sleep tight, my little ones. 335 00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:12,616 By the time you awake 336 00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:14,751 in 18 hours 337 00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:18,053 I'll be safe in my hideaway in Alaska. 338 00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:21,856 [squawking] 339 00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:26,727 Who was that at the door, Alfred? 340 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:28,729 If it's the cleaning man.. 341 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:33,699 Oh! 342 00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:35,934 Alfred. 343 00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:37,068 Oh! 344 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,736 [chimes jingling] 345 00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:42,638 Close the door. 346 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,039 We'll divide the loot 347 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,107 and we'll fly our separate ways. 348 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,743 Wrong, Penguin. 349 00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:52,144 You'll all fly together. 350 00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:54,946 Up the river, you birds of a filthy feather. 351 00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:56,814 You betrayed yourself at the penthouse. 352 00:20:56,816 --> 00:21:00,150 'You used the very same words I'd spoken in the bat-cave.' 353 00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:03,453 We found out about your secret radio transmitter. 354 00:21:03,455 --> 00:21:05,588 We acted out a charade to trap you. 355 00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,222 [stuttering] B-b-but the gas.. 356 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,390 I put you to sleep in the armor. 357 00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:10,491 I saw it. 358 00:21:10,493 --> 00:21:12,593 - A trap. - Dummies in that armor. 359 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,461 We were here all the time. 360 00:21:14,463 --> 00:21:17,062 Alright, boys, our umbrellas. 361 00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:20,598 [theme music] 362 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,107 [laughing] 363 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,315 Saints alive. 364 00:22:13,317 --> 00:22:15,383 No, Chief O'Hara, not "Saints alive" 365 00:22:15,385 --> 00:22:17,885 four birds bagged. 366 00:22:17,887 --> 00:22:20,387 Tell Warden Crichton, they keep better on ice. 367 00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:30,129 [classical music] 368 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,500 Oh, come on, Aunt Harriet. 369 00:22:36,502 --> 00:22:38,568 Just one more hors d'oeuvres, huh? 370 00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:41,037 After all that shrimp salads 371 00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:42,571 no, indeed, Dick Grayson. 372 00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:45,373 I'm not going to see you have nightmares. 373 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:48,042 It's bad enough that our peaceful home 374 00:22:48,044 --> 00:22:51,044 was involved in a wicked crime last week. 375 00:22:52,312 --> 00:22:55,547 My, oh, my, if you'd seen what I saw. 376 00:22:57,016 --> 00:22:59,684 You see Dick and I were off fishing. 377 00:22:59,686 --> 00:23:02,219 You really know as much about it as I do. 378 00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:03,753 You've read it in the papers. 379 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:05,821 Perhaps you'd like to wander over there 380 00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:07,689 and ask Commissioner Gordon. 381 00:23:07,691 --> 00:23:13,327 The origin of the Batcostume, ladies and gentleman, is simple. 382 00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:16,163 As Batman realized when he set out on his crusade 383 00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:19,065 nothing so strikes terror into the criminal mind 384 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:22,068 as the shape and shadow of a huge bat. 385 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,270 [music continues] 386 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,844 Ah, Ms. Robbins. Mr. Jay. 387 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,112 I'm so delighted you could come. 388 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,947 Our host, Ms. Robbins. 389 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,415 Mr. Bruce Wayne. 390 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:43,251 Head of the famous philanthropic Wayne foundation. 391 00:23:43,253 --> 00:23:44,719 You don't say. 392 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:54,593 Gosh, what's the matter with that gorgeous girl? 393 00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:57,095 Her manner did seem a trifle odd. 394 00:23:57,097 --> 00:23:59,730 The lingering effects of that criminals gas, perhaps? 395 00:23:59,732 --> 00:24:01,264 No, Mr. Wayne. 396 00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:03,966 It's more tragic than that. Much more tragic. 397 00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:06,268 'She only glimpsed him for a moment.' 398 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,270 'And she's hopelessly in love with him.' 399 00:24:09,672 --> 00:24:13,207 Her unknown savior...Batman. 400 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:33,993 [theme music] 401 00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:37,162 ¶ Batman 402 00:24:38,697 --> 00:24:40,230 ¶ Batman 403 00:24:41,999 --> 00:24:45,067 ¶ Batman 404 00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:48,236 ¶ Batman 405 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:53,140 ¶ Batman Batman Batman 406 00:24:54,408 --> 00:24:59,311 ¶ Batman Batman Batman 407 00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:08,418 ¶ Na na na na na na na na 408 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,286 ¶ Batman