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¶ Batman
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(male narrator)
Just before 9 o' clock
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on a bright sunny morning
in Gotham City.
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The city seems to be carefree
and serene, doesn't it?
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But let's keep our eyes
on these little rascals.
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Alright folks, listen on.
Hurry, hurry.
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Here you are. Free umbrellas.
Win yourself a prize.
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Win yourself a prize
on the inside.
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These umbrellas are free.
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You can't win a prize
without an umbrella.
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Hurry folks, hurry.
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That's strange,
everyone carrying umbrellas.
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The weather report
didn't mention rain.
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Who cares, Jenkins?
It looks like a smash.
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- Open the door.
- Yes, sir.
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[clamor]
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Wait until they open
them umbrellas.
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They say there are prizes
for lucky umbrellas.
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I smell a hoax, Jenkins.
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Devilish. Sinister.
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[screaming]
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[clamor]
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Police! Help! Police!
Help! Police!
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[dramatic music]
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A trick umbrella.
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As sure as a fingerprint.
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The mark of the Penguin.
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Correct, Chief O'Hara.
The Penguin.
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That pompous, waddling
master of foul play.
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A criminal maestro of a thousand
ubiquitous umbrellas.
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But I thought he was still up
the river, commissioner.
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So did I.
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Until I checked
with the penitentiary.
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The Penguin was released
three days ago.
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Any volunteers, men?
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Anyone think he's smart enough
to net the Penguin?
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Oh, commissioner,
I speak for us all.
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There's but one man living
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who can throw the net
over that cagey bird.
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Thank you, Chief O'Hara.
I admire your honesty.
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And I make it unanimous.
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Whoever he may be
behind that mask of his
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our only hope
is the caped crusader.
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And in Wayne Manor
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stately home
of millionaire Bruce Wayne
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and his youthful ward
Dick Grayson
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Alfred the faithful butler
responds to the hotline.
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I'll summon him, sir.
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[speaking in French]
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Oh, heck. What's the use
of learning French anyway?
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Dick, I'm surprised at you.
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Language is the key
to world peace.
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If we all spoke
each others' tongues
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perhaps the scourge of war
would be ended forever.
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Gosh, Bruce, yes. I'll get these
darn verbs if they kill me.
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Excuse me, sir.
It's the bat-phone, sir.
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Yes, Alfred.
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Ooh, boy. Let's go.
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Mercy me, Dick Grayson.
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Where are you going
in such an almighty hurry?
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'Gosh, Aunt Harriet,
we just heard'
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'the bass are biting again
in White's pond.'
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See ya later, Aunt Harriet.
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What can I do, Aunt Harriet?
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You know how your nephew
is about fishing.
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That's funny.
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Heard the bass are biting?
Heard from whom?
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I cannot tell a lie, madam.
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It was myself
who imparted the information.
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Yes, commissioner?
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Brace yourself for a shock.
It's the Penguin.
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We'll be right there.
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To the bat-poles.
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[theme music]
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Batman
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¶ Na na na na na na na na
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¶ Batman
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[engine revving]
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[theme music]
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Strange.
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The umbrellas all went mad
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creating the perfect cover
for a holdup.
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And yet there was
no holdup, right?
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Right as rain, Batman.
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The Penguin had everything
set up and then didn't strike.
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The old one-two.
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Beg pardon, Boy Wonder?
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Bam! A feint
at the jewelry store.
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To set us up for the real
knockout later on. Zowie!
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Robin could be right.
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Then again..
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I wonder if this whole affair
might just have been
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'a harmless practical joke.'
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A joke, Batman?
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I have great faith in our
prison system, commissioner.
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Perhaps the Penguin's spell up
the river has made him reform.
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You're dreaming, Batman.
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It'll be a sad day
for corkscrews
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'when that crooked bird
goes straight.'
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Still. I'd like to know
what his state of mind was
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when he left prison.
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Bonnie, send in
Warden Crichton, will you?
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Warden Crichton?
Of state prison? Here?
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I anticipated
your question, Batman.
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I had him rushed down
by helicopter.
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Good morning, good morning.
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Warden Crichton,
good to see you.
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Warden, the dynamic duo.
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- Pleased, I'm sure.
- The honor is ours, Warden.
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I've long been a deep admirer
of your fine work
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in reforming criminals.
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Well, we've had
our little victories.
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Our little failures too, alas.
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How would you
rate the Penguin?
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I'll let you judge that
for yourself, Batman.
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- Indeed.
- Judge for myself?
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By means of video tape.
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It's one of my new
progressive policies, you see.
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Before releasing a felon,
I assign him to a special cell
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into which is built a secret
television camera.
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It enables us
to study the extent
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to which he's reformed,
if any.
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Warden, you didn't
forget the tape?
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I took the liberty
of leaving it
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at your communications center
when I arrived.
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They're waiting for your signal,
Commissioner Gordon.
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Roll Warden Crichton's video
tape on the closed circuit.
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Holy haberdashery!
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That can't be regulation
prison uniform, can it?
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It's another of my progressive
policies, Boy Wonder.
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During the last week before
release I permit the prisoners
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to wear their own clothing.
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It helps acclimate them
to the outside world.
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Sound penology, Warden.
Very sound.
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Listen! The baleful bird
is about to chirp.
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How irritating. Here I am
due to be released tomorrow
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and I still haven't worked out
one single crime
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worthy of my talents.
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My whole stay in this
disgusting prison is wasted.
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Yeah. Well, that's the way
it bounces, Penguin.
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Some years are just a blind spot
out of a guy's life.
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Hey, wait a minute.
My mother-in-law.
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'She owns a candy store.'
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You could always knock
that over if you wanna.
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What? A candy store?
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I'm an aristocrat of crookery,
my dear man.
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No, I must devise something
royal, unsuspected, sensational.
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A keeper that'll make that
Batman blow his brains out.
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'Yeah, that Batman.'
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'He's sure some kind
of pest, ain't he?'
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Say, do you ever
stop to think, Penguin..
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If only the Batman was a crook
instead of a law guy.
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'Boy, oh, boy.'
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'We'd turn his world
inside out.'
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What did you say?
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Oh, I was just thinking
out loud, Penguin.
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I said, if only the Batman
was like us, a crook.
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Wait. Wait!
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Thoughts swingin'.
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Oh, great heavenly sunshades.
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I have it!
It's fantastical scheme.
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It's hatched full blown.
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U-day.
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U for Umbrella day.
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Oh, what a dazzling plot.
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Hold it, Penguin, hold it.
Look up there.
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Behind that phony spider web.
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Ooh, yes.
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Secret TV eyes..
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Well, goodnight, big brother.
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Yes, I'm afraid you'll have to
unravel the rest of my plot
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by yourself!
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Any thoughts, Batman?
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On the whole, I think
we'd better discard my theory
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about the Penguin's
going straight.
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Where did I go wrong?
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Why did my
progressive policies fail?
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With an attitude like his
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I'm amazed he was
turned loose at all.
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Uh, Warden. Ours is a rule
of law, Boy Wonder.
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When a man has paid his debt
to society, he must be released.
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Gosh, yes. That was a pretty
dumb remark of mine.
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Don't fret about it, old man.
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The important thing is to get on
the Penguins trail fast.
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I'll put out
a four points Bulletin.
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Wait. I've got a better idea.
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'Yes?'
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The Penguin told us
on that secret tape.
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Whatever his dazzling plot is,
it involves umbrellas.
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- So, he'll need a front.
- Right.
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Quickly, commissioner,
send for the city records.
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Let's find out if anyone's
opened an umbrella factory
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in the last three days.
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Three new
umbrella factories.
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None of them unfortunately,
in the name of Penguin.
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It's a dead end.
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Could he be using an alias?
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Good thinking, Robin.
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Chief, read me the names of
those umbrella factory licenses.
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Here's RL Howard,
KG Bird, EP Sherlock.
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Bird?
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K-G Bird.
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Cagey bird!
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The Penguin! Get it?
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Get it? Why, it's practically
transparent.
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Address.
196 West, Seventh Avenue.
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Let's go.
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Meanwhile, atop
the umbrella factory
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we find the sinister
secret headquarters
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of the rascally penguin
and his fine feathered finks.
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[laughs]
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The most fantastic gimmick
in my whole criminal career.
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Yeah.
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Hmm, now, I wonder
what time it is.
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At the signal the time
will be precisely 11:56.
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[quacking]
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Now, Hawkeye, give the go ahead
to swoop at the bank.
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Okay, boss.
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Maybe, I'm dumb, Penguin,
but I don't dig this caper.
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Oh, it's very simple,
my little gosling.
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I'm going to unleash
the most bizarre, senseless
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barrage of umbrellas
onto Gotham City.
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It'll be senseless to everybody,
but the Batman.
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Whose keen mind
will unquestionably
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piece together
the clues to my crime.
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Well, what crime?
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What the heck
are you planning?
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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Nothing?
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What do you mean, nothing?
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I am planning nothing.
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The Batman's
gonna do that for me.
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The Batman's not only
going to pick my crime
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he is going to provide me
with a blueprint
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as to how I should pull it off.
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Are you sure
you haven't gone stir crazy?
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Why, you, birdbrain.
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How dare you mock me on the eve
of my greatest triumph.
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Do you really mean the Batman's
gonna plan our caper?
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Yes, my fine feathered finks.
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It's a little plot
I hatched in prison.
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Wait and see.
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The Batman and the Penguin
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are going to be
partners in plunder.
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What's that?
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00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:20,372
Batman and the Penguin
partners in plunder?
257
00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:24,876
Someone must have flipped
his fine feathered wig.
258
00:14:24,878 --> 00:14:27,311
[bat-phone ringing]
259
00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:28,545
Yes, commissioner?
260
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:30,013
A patrolman had just called in.
261
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:33,249
There's another man giving away
free umbrellas, Boy Wonder.
262
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:36,252
Outside the bank,
at Jefferson and 12th.
263
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:36,952
Roger.
264
00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,420
Bank. Jefferson and 12th.
265
00:14:38,422 --> 00:14:40,955
Hold tight. Bat-turn.
266
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,905
Stay calm, citizens.
267
00:14:58,907 --> 00:15:00,006
Give us your umbrellas, quickly.
268
00:15:00,008 --> 00:15:01,340
Robin, officer,
gather the umbrellas
269
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:04,509
put them in that
large wire basket.
270
00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:09,413
Cover the basket with
the asbestos pad, officer.
271
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:15,952
[cackling]
272
00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:26,495
Strange. There's no one
heading for the door.
273
00:15:26,497 --> 00:15:29,231
True. And they don't
look like gangsters.
274
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:31,299
But it's just like
the jewelry shop.
275
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:33,467
A perfect setup
and no robbery.
276
00:15:33,469 --> 00:15:35,001
What in heck
is the Penguin's game?
277
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:39,105
I don't know. But more than
ever I want to have a chat
278
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:41,273
with that cagey little bird.
279
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:56,287
"Senseless bank caper completed.
Batman on way."
280
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,289
Signed Swoop.
281
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,326
I'll just send in [indistinct]
282
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:08,197
Take this and attach it
to the handle
283
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:10,199
of the decoy in the launcher.
284
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,434
Wait for my signal.
285
00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:27,181
[chimes jingling]
286
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:28,215
What's the plot, Penguin?
287
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:34,120
Oh, the dynamic duo.
Such distinguished customers.
288
00:16:34,122 --> 00:16:36,055
May I show you
my humble wares.
289
00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:39,091
We're not here to buy
umbrellas and you know it.
290
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:41,093
Spread your wings,
Mr. KG Bird.
291
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:43,428
We're flying you
down to headquarters.
292
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,297
On what charge, Boy Wonder?
293
00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:47,097
Illegal umbrellas.
294
00:16:47,099 --> 00:16:49,032
Assault and battery,
disturbing the peace.
295
00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:52,668
We've got enough to put you
back on ice, Penguin.
296
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,670
Oh, tut-tut, Batman.
297
00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:56,038
I only make the umbrellas.
298
00:16:56,040 --> 00:17:00,342
What they do after they leave
here is hardly my affair.
299
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,610
Now, is it?
300
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,113
A tricky little creature.
301
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:07,147
He's right.
302
00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:09,716
Darn it! Not a thing
to hold him on.
303
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,951
- Yet.
- Beg pardon?
304
00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:13,585
Were you saying something?
305
00:17:13,587 --> 00:17:16,354
You've outsmarted us
this time, Penguin.
306
00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:17,722
But don't get too confident.
307
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:20,458
We know you're up to
some super-crime.
308
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,694
'And we're going to watch you.'
309
00:17:26,431 --> 00:17:29,232
[laughs]
310
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:35,404
[quacking]
311
00:17:44,614 --> 00:17:48,049
[rumbling]
312
00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,329
Better warn the bystanders.
313
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,330
Right.
314
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,465
Back everyone. Back!
315
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:09,101
Take cover!
It could be explosive.
316
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:18,509
- Wow!
- Curious.
317
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:21,011
It looks like an ordinary
umbrella except
318
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,278
for it's unusual size.
319
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,147
Look up there, Batman!
Hanging from the handle.
320
00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:26,615
I bet my life
on it, Robin
321
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,650
this could be a clue
to the Penguin's game.
322
00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:32,387
- Only how to get at it?
- Easy. I'll use the bat-rope.
323
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:37,058
You run around, grab the edge of
this huge umbrella, study it.
324
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,459
Roger.
325
00:18:54,776 --> 00:18:58,245
Careful, Batman.
Easy does it.
326
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:02,448
This is a tricky one alright.
327
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,749
Careful!
328
00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,419
I got it.
329
00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:13,157
Look. There's a silver plaque
on the handle.
330
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:16,193
"Special bat-brella.
Compliments of K. G. Bird."
331
00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:18,628
Maker of superior umbrellas.
332
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:19,528
It's a clue alright.
333
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:22,397
- But what does it mean?
- To the bat-cave.
334
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:24,399
We'll analyze it.
335
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,067
Carry on, officers.
336
00:19:35,309 --> 00:19:38,744
[theme music]
337
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,218
- Alfred!
- Sir?
338
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,219
Be careful.
339
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,787
Not to worry, Master Robin.
340
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,756
The safety lock is operative.
341
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,894
Don't worry about
Alfred, old man.
342
00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,963
- Let's get to this bat-brella.
- Right.
343
00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:05,967
I'll give you
a bit of fabric.
344
00:20:05,969 --> 00:20:08,369
I'll take a rib.
345
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:22,783
Any luck with that fabric?
346
00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:25,352
Negative. No secret
writing of any sort.
347
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,687
It's the same with
my section of the rib.
348
00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,523
This bat-brella's made
of perfectly ordinary
349
00:20:30,525 --> 00:20:31,924
chrome magnesium alloy.
350
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,593
The Penguin sure must
be having a laugh, Batman.
351
00:20:34,595 --> 00:20:38,263
He's given us a clue to his plot
and we can't solve it.
352
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:41,366
If only we had some way
of spying on him.
353
00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:42,934
Well, that's it, Robin.
354
00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:44,368
You've done it again.
355
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:47,337
- No kidding?
- Look, listen.
356
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,778
'Electronic bugging devices.'
357
00:20:57,347 --> 00:21:00,449
A perfect, lifelike spider.
358
00:21:00,451 --> 00:21:02,651
Right. Only it's not a spider.
359
00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:03,485
It's a tiny microphone
360
00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:05,687
'with a built-in super power
transmitter.'
361
00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:08,256
Exactly. I'm going
to take it..
362
00:21:08,258 --> 00:21:10,925
...and drop it
in the Penguin's shop.
363
00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:13,894
We'll listen in
to his crooked scheming.
364
00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:16,296
It's a great idea, Batman, but..
365
00:21:16,298 --> 00:21:18,398
...how'll you get away
with planting it?
366
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,866
Won't he be
on guard against you?
367
00:21:19,868 --> 00:21:22,802
Of course. He'll be
on guard against Batman.
368
00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:27,439
That's why I'm going to visit
his shop as Bruce Wayne.
369
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,457
Good day, sir.
Can I help you, sir?
370
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:48,459
- I hope so, Mr. Bird.
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:49,493
I'm looking for an artisan
372
00:21:49,495 --> 00:21:51,795
to repair this
fine old umbrella.
373
00:21:51,797 --> 00:21:52,929
It belonged to my late father.
374
00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:55,698
Oh, yes, quality goods,
I can tell at a glance.
375
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,434
Just let me study it
for a moment, please.
376
00:21:58,436 --> 00:22:01,470
Oh, please. By all means.
377
00:22:09,879 --> 00:22:13,481
[alarm blaring]
378
00:22:22,057 --> 00:22:26,660
Well, it's fortunate
that I equipped my shop
379
00:22:26,662 --> 00:22:30,664
with an automatic
anti-bugging machine.
380
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:38,771
- Who is he, Boss?
- I have no idea.
381
00:22:38,773 --> 00:22:40,906
Some rival
umbrella king, perhaps.
382
00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:43,675
Trying to steal
my precious secrets.
383
00:22:43,677 --> 00:22:47,712
It's a clear case
of industrial espionage.
384
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:51,515
Why, the wretched,
blundering fool.
385
00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:53,884
See this.
386
00:22:56,387 --> 00:22:59,355
But whoever he is,
one thing is certain.
387
00:22:59,357 --> 00:23:03,892
I can't afford to have him
snooping around here today.
388
00:23:03,894 --> 00:23:04,759
Today of all days
389
00:23:04,761 --> 00:23:09,530
when I'm about to deal Batman
his greatest blow.
390
00:23:09,532 --> 00:23:10,898
The river, boss?
391
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,633
No, the furnace.
392
00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:14,434
The tempering furnace.
393
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,470
Where we forge
the umbrella ribs.
394
00:23:17,472 --> 00:23:21,507
Take him away,
my fine feathered finks.
395
00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:23,709
And arrange a fatal accident.
396
00:23:23,711 --> 00:23:26,111
Without witnesses.
397
00:23:39,558 --> 00:23:42,159
Pull the net down
real tight.
398
00:23:42,161 --> 00:23:42,792
Done.
399
00:23:42,794 --> 00:23:45,461
- Ain't it a shame?
- Ain't what a shame?
400
00:23:45,463 --> 00:23:48,497
Ain't it a shame
it ain't the Batman.
401
00:23:48,631 --> 00:23:50,565
[chuckles]
402
00:23:51,967 --> 00:23:55,502
[intense music]
403
00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:07,847
Oh, the irony of it.
404
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,616
The horror!
405
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:18,722
The flaming end
of the caped crusader.
406
00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:22,992
Can Bruce possibly escape?
407
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:23,892
For Batman's sake!
408
00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:27,095
Keep your bat fingers crossed
until tomorrow.
409
00:24:27,097 --> 00:24:29,964
Same time! Same channel!
410
00:24:36,671 --> 00:24:39,039
[theme music]
411
00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,141
¶ Batman
412
00:24:42,109 --> 00:24:44,677
¶ Batman
413
00:24:45,512 --> 00:24:47,613
¶ Batman
414
00:24:48,514 --> 00:24:50,615
¶ Batman
415
00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,517
¶ Batman
416
00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:54,851
¶ Batman
417
00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:56,853
¶ Batman
418
00:24:57,988 --> 00:24:59,822
¶ Batman
419
00:24:59,824 --> 00:25:01,156
¶ Batman
420
00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:03,591
¶ Batman
421
00:25:08,763 --> 00:25:11,631
¶ Na na na na na na na na
422
00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:14,166
¶ Batman